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Superficial burns to the face, vital
stable.

What happened here? He rented all this
pyrotechnic equipment, rockets and

drones. It was our gender reveal party.

Aw, congratulations.

Uh, sir, quick question.

Don't read anything into this. Did you
have eyebrows this morning?

The leading cause of injury among dads
-to -be is elaborate gender reveals.

That's not a real statistic, but it does
feel that way.

All this for a baby?

Even for the Pope, all they do is puff
out a little white smoke.

Hey, I hope it's a girl, right?

The future is female.

Yep, men are under attack, which is
great. We don't know yet.

Firework went off before the flaming
arrow could pierce the balloon display.

wanted to do cupcakes, but... In this
heat, they dry up. You know, the good

is that mom and baby are okay, so when
you get home later, you can find out

together and still have that special
moment.

Yeah, I guess that's true.

Hey, guys.

Is this yours?

The EMT said that it might be. Oh, my
goodness.

Hey, girl day.

Congratulations.

It's in my mouth. Got a little princess.

Amazing. I brought gifts.

All right, macadamia nuts are for
everyone.

I got you one of those little hula
girls, Serena.

Hot wood smash.

I got you some Kona coffee.

My fave. They have this at the grocery
store. It's so good.

Did you bring me anything?

The macadamia nuts are for everyone.

So last year I was promoted to charge
nurse, which almost destroyed me. It was

just hard making space for myself and my
family.

Tim and I just spent a week in Hawaii,
and wow. I mean, I was calm.

I was relaxed. I wasn't getting sucked
into other people's problems.

I have decided to bring chill Alex home
with me.

Hawaii is just a state of mind, you
know?

That's called a shaka.

Yeah, it's like the whole thing there.

Hello, hello.

Dr. Joyce Henderson back on the cam, and
today I am joined by one of our St.

Dennis All -Stars. Keith Finger III.

Stop saying your last name.

What? You know why.

Well, not much has happened since you
were gone.

Psych! Actually, a lot has happened. We
got a generous donation, and I've been

using the past few months to renovate
our brand new birthing center.

What kind of themes?

You skipped a line, and now that doesn't
make sense.

Each individual suite... has its own
theme.

No. I already said it. What kind of
themes? Well, why don't we jump right in

and take a look.

Under the sea, man.

Oh, no. Sorry, that accent's
inappropriate.

Delete. G'day, mate.

Welcome to the Outback.

See, that's better, right? That's safer.

Well, it is a work in progress, but this
is it. This is the future of St. Dennis

Medical. If I can launch this birthing
center successfully, we are on our way

St. Dennis 2 .0.

It's exciting, isn't it, Keith?

That wasn't in the script. Just say yes.

Hey.

Oh, hey.

What's up?

Just looking for a box of medium gloves.
We're out in Zone B.

Yeah, us too.

So, I... I found out that Matt had a
crush on me.

With most guys, I'd call them out, hook
up with their best friend for the chaos.

But Matt's a friend.

So I had Alex schedule us in different
zones for a while. Let him get over me.

It's tough because I'm like a drug.

And not one of the fun ones.

Me? I've been great.

Really focusing on myself.

Becoming a better nurse.

And I've been getting out more. Trying
to see what Merrick has to offer.

I tried Red Lobster.

Great hot dog. I got my library card,
and I went cosmic bowling, which is... I

didn't, uh... I threw up.

So do you go too big with the large or
too tight with the smalls? I like

the smalls like I'm hulking out.

Plus, floppy gloves freak patients out.

It freaks patients out? You don't want
to get sutured by this guy? Ew, get

All right, I'm going to go scare Miss
Evans.

See you.

Hey, you seen the aquaphor?

Yeah, except for my arm here. A little
tender.

There's one in zombie.

So that's over there, right?

You don't know where zombie is?

No.

What, this thing?

Oh, it's nothing.

A little fresh ink.

No biggie.

Okay, I'll buy it. A couple weeks ago, I
go backpacking in the woods. You know,

just to get away from the noise.

And somehow I get turned around.

And soon, I'm completely lost.

I'm thinking I might be a goner.

Spoiler alert, I find my way back to
civilization.

And that's when this appears to me like
a vision.

I'm sure people are going to have a lot
of questions about it. It's so annoying.

But it's fine. It's fine. It's natural.

I get it. You know, people are curious.

Hey, I'm back, baby.

Did you miss me?

Where are you going?

Admit that you missed me.

And you can have a present. I'm sensing
some sort of new attitude.

Is this on purpose or should I order a
brain scan?

Trying to keep that vacay energy going,
you know?

Yeah, that first day back to work is
always hard.

Nope, not for me. Going to keep Hawaii
going. It's in here now. Oh, hey, look

this.

Triple XL?

This looks like a termite tent. How big
do you think I am? It's supposed to be

loose. The whole idea is to, like, shift
your vibe, you know?

Hi, I'm Ron.

On the outside, I'm a blimp, but on the
inside, I have terrible vibes.

Ron, you know what? I'm not getting
sucked into your negativity, because I

no -drama island mama, and he is already
gone, so... Hey, Val, you like your

gift, right?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I grew up on Kauai.

My father's a third -generation Ukulele
luthier, and on my mother's side, we're

descended from Hawaiian royalty.

So this here today, gone to Maui
keychain, really resonated with me.

Ron!

It's all happening.

Are protein bars just adult candy? The
birthing center is looking great. It

makes me sad that I'm in active
menopause. Listen, you are the one who

to do this birthing center. It is going
to be huge for us, and I have you to

thank. Oh, well, you know what? I knew
it was a great idea.

Oh, shh, shh, shh. Shut up, shut up,
shut up. It's Amelia. It's our

Hello. Hey, girly. Ma 'am, madam. Hi. I
was just talking about you.

Uh -huh.

Soy protein isolate.

Okay.

She wants to come and do a walkthrough
of the birthing center today.

You said it looked good. No, I said it
will look good. Right now it looks like

big old pile of crap. Now stop stuffing
your face and come help me move things.

This is an emergency.

Out of my way!

So, Matt and I were just joking around
and it was fine.

Totally not weird. I think he could
start zoning us together again.

Oh, great.

Matt said it was okay. What?

What? Why would Matt need to say it's
okay?

Okay, here's the deal.

Around the time that you have to be
separated from Matt, he also has to be

separated from you.

Wait, seriously?

From me? I know. It's like, you know,
but it's also like, meh.

It's chill.

I'm chill.

I'm fine.

All right, I'm going to take you at your
word on that.

Oh, no. I am not getting sucked into
this.

No, I'm just going to ride those waves.

This playlist is called Island Vibe.
It's mostly Moana, but I'm... Just to be

clear, Matt told you to keep this a
secret from me knowing we're best

I mean... Because that's a real
housewife.

He's being psychotic.

Are you guys just going to let her barge
in here like that?

This is no longer a sacred space?

So, I'm snorkeling through this school
of triggerfish, right? And all of a

sudden, they scatter. And I'm like, oh,
I spooked them.

But then...

Something emerges.

Turtle?

Val, don't... Yes, it was a turtle.
That's so cool.

White women love to see turtles. I think
that all people love to see turtles,

okay? But I realized I need to be more
like them.

Just calm, out there doing their own
thing, not getting sucked into fish

They just float.

They actually swim pretty hard, like 20
miles an hour.

Okay, well, it's not a one -to -one
metaphor, then. The point is, I think we

could all stand to be a little bit more
like these turtles.

Like all old and fugly?

What? Just sticking to our own business,
that's what I mean.

Alex, I have a huge problem and I need
your help. It's kind of my break.

Joyce, not kind of. It is. It's my
break. And you should take it, but not

now. Amelia's coming. Our golden goose.

She's on her way and we need to impress
her. My lunch is in the microwave. I'll

buy you a new microwave.

I don't need a new microwave. Alex,
please. It's only going to take five

minutes. Come on.

That is the sigh of a helper.

Nobody touch the microwave.

That's right. It belongs to Alex now. I
don't want the microwave, Joyce.

Has she had a BMP?

Yep. And a lipid panel? Yes.

Does my coat look too tight?

No, you look handsome.

Don't say that. I don't like when you
say that.

Okay, but for the record, you do look
handsome. Stop.

Doesn't Ron look handsome? Yeah, he
looks cute.

Please stop.

Hey, new tattoo. Nice. Oh, this thing?
Yeah, it was just, I don't know.

You don't need to hear the whole story,
I guess. Okay. So I'm out in the woods,

right? Lo -fi.

Testing my wits against the greatest
mother of all.

Nature. Patient struck by lightning.
Currently alert and responsive.

A lightning strike?

Yeah, caught it right in the face.

Hit in the face and you're still okay?
Can we get him hooked up to an IV,

please? Yeah, on it. Checking pulse and
stats. Yeah, there I was, cutting my way

through the brush. Bruce, stop talking.
Do you want a cardiac consult? Yeah.

All the plastic, all the empty cardboard
boxes, get rid of them. This place

needs to sparkle.

Oh, great, there's just a hole in the
wall. We're flashing our holes at Amelia

now. Joyce, this is going to take more
than five minutes.

Absolutely it will.

Okay, why is Terry Grant in the Outback
room? I mean, I know he was secretly

gay. Was he secretly Australian, too?
He's probably supposed to be in the old

Hollywood room.

Well, take him there. He's a cardboard
cutout. He's not going to foxtrot over

there on his own, okay? Oh, get rid of
this table saw. It's an eyesore.

That weighs like 300 pounds.

So get Brandon to help you. I'm sure
he'd be delighted.

Make it happen. Make it happen. Yeah.

Yeah. Be right back.

It's so LOL that she thinks we're doing
any of that? What?

No, Brandon, we need to do all of it.
I'm on my break.

I'm on my break, too, man.

Oh, no!

Oh, my God, this kid got destroyed.

He's, like, seven.

Wild, huh? One day you're not struck by
lightning, and the next... Man, I've

barely seen you in, like, months, huh?

Uh, yeah, wow.

Random. So weird, right? It just seems
very weird.

Well, you know, it's a little weird.

I don't know about very weird, right?
Like a ghost fighting, that would be

weird. So, yes, I guess I agree. It is a
little weird.

Doesn't it almost feel like someone's
doing it on purpose?

You know, I'm still hung up on the ghost
thing that you brought up just now.

Seems like there'd be a lot of ghosts in
here. You know, because of all the

untimely death.

It's basically how ghosts are made. They
choose to stay.

I've got to take these to Zone A, so
bye.

Only two more carloads to go.

Amelia, hey, what's up, m 'lady?

Hey, it's her assistant, Sam. I'm just
confirming Amelia's 1 p .m. arrival.

Yeah, got it, got it. Oh, while I've got
you, if the birthing center isn't 100 %

done, will that be okay with Amelia?

Oh, yeah, she knows that. Oh, great,
great.

Yeah, that's why she's coming, to pitch
some design ideas.

Oh, cool.

Cool. What kind of ideas?

I'm not sure. She just likes being
involved in that part.

Awesome.

Awesome. Because we are a blank canvas,
so she really can make her mark. Okay,

bye.

So, should I take these back to your
car?

Yes, Keith.

Because now I'm thinking you might not
want to go so hard on the themes.

Yeah, I'm starting to think that myself.

Same brain as a big boss.

Matt needs to be locked up.

Literally put in a cage.

Okay, just to say, you might be being a
tiny bit hypocritical.

I'm just saying, I think he meant well
and you should go easy on him. Go easy

that sociopath?

I don't know, man. I'm just hungry.

Stop everything!

Amelia wants the slate blank. We gotta
strip the birthing center. No more

themes. Okay, come on. Giddy up, kid.
Wait, I'm sorry. No, I gotta draw a line

somewhere, Joyce. Okay, we can't keep
leaving to restage the birthing center.

Okay, I only want you to fix the things
that you personally changed, okay?

Oh, you know what? Put that table saw
back out there. That really says work in

progress. Okay, Amelia's 30 minutes out.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Mainland problems getting you down? It's
fine.

Five more minutes and I can take my
break. I'm still very relaxed.

Oh, yeah.

The Hawaii Tourism Board should snap a
pic of you for their brochures. Are you

coming to help me or not?

I have a patient. Then I'm being lowered
down into a river as a dam.

You know, the rock is probably a triple
XL front.

It's only an insult if you want it to
be.

That's so scary. Did you black out at
all?

No, everything went white.

Maybe you died for a second.

Did anyone grab my shoes?

They got blown right off my feet. By the
lightning? Your shoes got blown off?

Not that big a deal. I heard when the
current runs through you, it can be

stimulating.

That's what I heard. You know what?
Stop, please.

You're pestering this poor gentleman.
And for no reason. People almost die

day. From lightning, from being lost in
the woods.

Yeah, but being struck by lightning is
like one in a million.

Wrong. It's literally one in 15 ,000.
Why do you know that?

Because I looked it up recently.

Okay, the point is, it's not rare.

Right? We all know someone who's been
hit by lightning, right?

Are we counting this guy?

No, the doctor's actually right. Okay,
thank you. I remember reading this

statistic after I got struck the first
time. The first time? Struck before?

It came back to finish the job.

Wouldn't last a day in the woods.

Look, at some point, and I don't want to
victim blame here, but if you're

getting hit twice by lightning, I mean,
what's up with you?

Help me out, please. You should check
with Matt to make sure I'm allowed to be

near him. I don't want to trigger him.

I'm sorry. Did I do something?

You asked me to get away from me and
then lied to my face about it. Alex told

me. What? You told her? I just need some
help, okay? There you are. Hey, you

can't be on break all day, Al. Come on.
We really got to move this lightning

guy. He's pulling focus from the whole
floor. I am clearly busy, all right?

Hey, is that my lunch?

Are you eating my lunch?

everybody thank you so much okay so
lightning guy wise

uh where did we land on that alex alley

cat i need you out there sister we are i
really i need a minute okay totally but

can you take that minute while we're
walking to the birthing suite because

choice no not car crash he was all right
104 is open

okay let's bring him over They're on the
monitor.

Copy that.

All right, he's not toxic.

HFNC now. Two, three.

All right. Watch out.

Running leads.

He's up. Get him back. Watch out, guys.
That tube's loose.

I got it. Let's close that hole.

It didn't rip out. We're okay.

Can somebody give Alex a hema stat so
she can get her hands back?

Let's get a new drainage system in here.

I was wrong.

Hawaii's not a state of mind. It's the
state.

And I am not there anymore.

I'll get it.

Hey, how did it go with Amelia?

Oh, she texted me to tell me she was not
going to be able to make it out here

after all, but that she trusts my
judgment, which... Okay. I mean, aside

the deep inner anger that causes me,
that seems good, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's great.

Well, I'm going to head back, but if
anybody could have come to this... What,

the birthing center?

Yeah, I feel like for the past four
months, I've been decorating my house

birthday party that no one's going to
show up to.

Oh. Like when I was nine.

Also, ten through twelve.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Kind of my fault. I grew tall early and
just started beating kids up for fun.

Okay. Did it just because I could.

Um, I... I get it, because this is a big
swing, you know? Yeah, huge.

Huge. I've been running this place for
six years.

And before, when there was a problem, I
could just say, hey, it's not my fault.

I inherited this mess. But this was my
idea.

So if it fails, I fail.

Okay, Joyce, listen.

People are going to come.

All right? People are always going to
have babies, and you've made this a

nice place to do that.

It's beautiful, I promise.

It is? Yeah.

But what if it becomes like a children
of men situation?

No babies on earth. I don't think we
need to worry about that.

You're right. Yeah.

That would be everyone's problem.

Hmm.

See, we're done.

God was having a real laugh when he came
up with those guys. Look, can we just

put it all out there?

I know.

What are you talking about?

I know that you have a crush on me,
okay?

There. It's out there now, and you can
just deal with it.

Respond. I don't know what to say.

It's fine.

It doesn't have to be weird. We can just
be normal.

Yeah, no, I mean, that's great. That's
what I want, too. I just, um, for the

record, I don't even have a crush on
you.

Matt. No, I mean, I don't anymore.

I knew you didn't feel the same way, so
I took some space to get over it, and it

worked. I'm over you.

Oh. But I'm sorry I made everything so
weird. That's my fault.

Well, I forgive you.

And thanks for bringing it up.

I actually feel lighter now.

Yeah, me too.

Good. It worked out perfectly.

I get my friend back and there's no
weirdness because he's completely over

Which is good.

It turns out Keith was eating his own
lunch, so...

I should apologize.

Aloha. Oh, Ron.

I like it.

It's got a nice swish to it.

Plus, I got blood on my other shirt.
Anyway, thanks.

You're welcome.

It's good to have you back.

You a myth?

You mean you missed me?

He missed me.

Okay, guys. I'm going to take off.

Bruce is loose.

All right. Unless anybody has anything
they want to ask before I...

Anything at all?

Tell me about the tattoo, Bruce. So I'm
lost in the woods. I can hear the

parking lot, but I can't see the parking
lot.

Now, I know without fresh water, I'm a
goner.

It's only a matter of time before I have
to drink my own urine, so I get started

straight away.

Listen, I don't know what I'm doing.

I mean, you go on vacation, and you feel
like you'd unlock something, but then

you come back, and you're still you.

Maybe I just need to be kinder to who I
actually am.

You know, I get sucked in.

And the people here are complicated and
needy.

And I love them.

And that's when I hear it. The
unmistakable sound of grizzlies.

Where were you? I get lucky. Turns out
to be a family of Dutch tourists.

I bet that sea turtle's also a lot
happier when he's surrounded by his

friends.

Famously solitary creature. Just let me
have this, all right, Val?