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Superficial burns to the face, vital stable.

What happened here? He rented all this pyrotechnic equipment, rockets and

drones. It was our gender reveal party.

Aw, congratulations.

Uh, sir, quick question.

Don't read anything into this. Did you have eyebrows this morning?

The leading cause of injury among dads -to -be is elaborate gender reveals.

That's not a real statistic, but it does feel that way.

All this for a baby?

Even for the Pope, all they do is puff out a little white smoke.

Hey, I hope it's a girl, right?

The future is female.

Yep, men are under attack, which is great. We don't know yet.

Firework went off before the flaming arrow could pierce the balloon display.

wanted to do cupcakes, but... In this heat, they dry up. You know, the good

is that mom and baby are okay, so when you get home later, you can find out

together and still have that special moment.

Yeah, I guess that's true.

Hey, guys.

Is this yours?

The EMT said that it might be. Oh, my goodness.

Hey, girl day.

Congratulations.

It's in my mouth. Got a little princess.

Amazing. I brought gifts.

All right, macadamia nuts are for everyone.

I got you one of those little hula girls, Serena.

Hot wood smash.

I got you some Kona coffee.

My fave. They have this at the grocery store. It's so good.

Did you bring me anything?

The macadamia nuts are for everyone.

So last year I was promoted to charge nurse, which almost destroyed me. It was

just hard making space for myself and my family.

Tim and I just spent a week in Hawaii, and wow. I mean, I was calm.

I was relaxed. I wasn't getting sucked into other people's problems.

I have decided to bring chill Alex home with me.

Hawaii is just a state of mind, you know?

That's called a shaka.

Yeah, it's like the whole thing there.

Hello, hello.

Dr. Joyce Henderson back on the cam, and today I am joined by one of our St.

Dennis All -Stars. Keith Finger III.

Stop saying your last name.

What? You know why.

Well, not much has happened since you were gone.

Psych! Actually, a lot has happened. We got a generous donation, and I've been

using the past few months to renovate our brand new birthing center.

What kind of themes?

You skipped a line, and now that doesn't make sense.

Each individual suite... has its own theme.

No. I already said it. What kind of themes? Well, why don't we jump right in

and take a look.

Under the sea, man.

Oh, no. Sorry, that accent's inappropriate.

Delete. G'day, mate.

Welcome to the Outback.

See, that's better, right? That's safer.

Well, it is a work in progress, but this is it. This is the future of St. Dennis

Medical. If I can launch this birthing center successfully, we are on our way

St. Dennis 2 .0.

It's exciting, isn't it, Keith?

That wasn't in the script. Just say yes.

Hey.

Oh, hey.

What's up?

Just looking for a box of medium gloves. We're out in Zone B.

Yeah, us too.

So, I... I found out that Matt had a crush on me.

With most guys, I'd call them out, hook up with their best friend for the chaos.

But Matt's a friend.

So I had Alex schedule us in different zones for a while. Let him get over me.

It's tough because I'm like a drug.

And not one of the fun ones.

Me? I've been great.

Really focusing on myself.

Becoming a better nurse.

And I've been getting out more. Trying to see what Merrick has to offer.

I tried Red Lobster.

Great hot dog. I got my library card, and I went cosmic bowling, which is... I

didn't, uh... I threw up.

So do you go too big with the large or too tight with the smalls? I like

the smalls like I'm hulking out.

Plus, floppy gloves freak patients out.

It freaks patients out? You don't want to get sutured by this guy? Ew, get

All right, I'm going to go scare Miss Evans.

See you.

Hey, you seen the aquaphor?

Yeah, except for my arm here. A little tender.

There's one in zombie.

So that's over there, right?

You don't know where zombie is?

No.

What, this thing?

Oh, it's nothing.

A little fresh ink.

No biggie.

Okay, I'll buy it. A couple weeks ago, I go backpacking in the woods. You know,

just to get away from the noise.

And somehow I get turned around.

And soon, I'm completely lost.

I'm thinking I might be a goner.

Spoiler alert, I find my way back to civilization.

And that's when this appears to me like a vision.

I'm sure people are going to have a lot of questions about it. It's so annoying.

But it's fine. It's fine. It's natural.

I get it. You know, people are curious.

Hey, I'm back, baby.

Did you miss me?

Where are you going?

Admit that you missed me.

And you can have a present. I'm sensing some sort of new attitude.

Is this on purpose or should I order a brain scan?

Trying to keep that vacay energy going, you know?

Yeah, that first day back to work is always hard.

Nope, not for me. Going to keep Hawaii going. It's in here now. Oh, hey, look

this.

Triple XL?

This looks like a termite tent. How big do you think I am? It's supposed to be

loose. The whole idea is to, like, shift your vibe, you know?

Hi, I'm Ron.

On the outside, I'm a blimp, but on the inside, I have terrible vibes.

Ron, you know what? I'm not getting sucked into your negativity, because I

no -drama island mama, and he is already gone, so... Hey, Val, you like your

gift, right?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I grew up on Kauai.

My father's a third -generation Ukulele luthier, and on my mother's side, we're

descended from Hawaiian royalty.

So this here today, gone to Maui keychain, really resonated with me.

Ron!

It's all happening.

Are protein bars just adult candy? The birthing center is looking great. It

makes me sad that I'm in active menopause. Listen, you are the one who

to do this birthing center. It is going to be huge for us, and I have you to

thank. Oh, well, you know what? I knew it was a great idea.

Oh, shh, shh, shh. Shut up, shut up, shut up. It's Amelia. It's our

Hello. Hey, girly. Ma 'am, madam. Hi. I was just talking about you.

Uh -huh.

Soy protein isolate.

Okay.

She wants to come and do a walkthrough of the birthing center today.

You said it looked good. No, I said it will look good. Right now it looks like

big old pile of crap. Now stop stuffing your face and come help me move things.

This is an emergency.

Out of my way!

So, Matt and I were just joking around and it was fine.

Totally not weird. I think he could start zoning us together again.

Oh, great.

Matt said it was okay. What?

What? Why would Matt need to say it's okay?

Okay, here's the deal.

Around the time that you have to be separated from Matt, he also has to be

separated from you.

Wait, seriously?

From me? I know. It's like, you know, but it's also like, meh.

It's chill.

I'm chill.

I'm fine.

All right, I'm going to take you at your word on that.

Oh, no. I am not getting sucked into this.

No, I'm just going to ride those waves.

This playlist is called Island Vibe. It's mostly Moana, but I'm... Just to be

clear, Matt told you to keep this a secret from me knowing we're best

I mean... Because that's a real housewife.

He's being psychotic.

Are you guys just going to let her barge in here like that?

This is no longer a sacred space?

So, I'm snorkeling through this school of triggerfish, right? And all of a

sudden, they scatter. And I'm like, oh, I spooked them.

But then...

Something emerges.

Turtle?

Val, don't... Yes, it was a turtle. That's so cool.

White women love to see turtles. I think that all people love to see turtles,

okay? But I realized I need to be more like them.

Just calm, out there doing their own thing, not getting sucked into fish

They just float.

They actually swim pretty hard, like 20 miles an hour.

Okay, well, it's not a one -to -one metaphor, then. The point is, I think we

could all stand to be a little bit more like these turtles.

Like all old and fugly?

What? Just sticking to our own business, that's what I mean.

Alex, I have a huge problem and I need your help. It's kind of my break.

Joyce, not kind of. It is. It's my break. And you should take it, but not

now. Amelia's coming. Our golden goose.

She's on her way and we need to impress her. My lunch is in the microwave. I'll

buy you a new microwave.

I don't need a new microwave. Alex, please. It's only going to take five

minutes. Come on.

That is the sigh of a helper.

Nobody touch the microwave.

That's right. It belongs to Alex now. I don't want the microwave, Joyce.

Has she had a BMP?

Yep. And a lipid panel? Yes.

Does my coat look too tight?

No, you look handsome.

Don't say that. I don't like when you say that.

Okay, but for the record, you do look handsome. Stop.

Doesn't Ron look handsome? Yeah, he looks cute.

Please stop.

Hey, new tattoo. Nice. Oh, this thing? Yeah, it was just, I don't know.

You don't need to hear the whole story, I guess. Okay. So I'm out in the woods,

right? Lo -fi.

Testing my wits against the greatest mother of all.

Nature. Patient struck by lightning. Currently alert and responsive.

A lightning strike?

Yeah, caught it right in the face.

Hit in the face and you're still okay? Can we get him hooked up to an IV,

please? Yeah, on it. Checking pulse and stats. Yeah, there I was, cutting my way

through the brush. Bruce, stop talking. Do you want a cardiac consult? Yeah.

All the plastic, all the empty cardboard boxes, get rid of them. This place

needs to sparkle.

Oh, great, there's just a hole in the wall. We're flashing our holes at Amelia

now. Joyce, this is going to take more than five minutes.

Absolutely it will.

Okay, why is Terry Grant in the Outback room? I mean, I know he was secretly

gay. Was he secretly Australian, too? He's probably supposed to be in the old

Hollywood room.

Well, take him there. He's a cardboard cutout. He's not going to foxtrot over

there on his own, okay? Oh, get rid of this table saw. It's an eyesore.

That weighs like 300 pounds.

So get Brandon to help you. I'm sure he'd be delighted.

Make it happen. Make it happen. Yeah.

Yeah. Be right back.

It's so LOL that she thinks we're doing any of that? What?

No, Brandon, we need to do all of it. I'm on my break.

I'm on my break, too, man.

Oh, no!

Oh, my God, this kid got destroyed.

He's, like, seven.

Wild, huh? One day you're not struck by lightning, and the next... Man, I've

barely seen you in, like, months, huh?

Uh, yeah, wow.

Random. So weird, right? It just seems very weird.

Well, you know, it's a little weird.

I don't know about very weird, right? Like a ghost fighting, that would be

weird. So, yes, I guess I agree. It is a little weird.

Doesn't it almost feel like someone's doing it on purpose?

You know, I'm still hung up on the ghost thing that you brought up just now.

Seems like there'd be a lot of ghosts in here. You know, because of all the

untimely death.

It's basically how ghosts are made. They choose to stay.

I've got to take these to Zone A, so bye.

Only two more carloads to go.

Amelia, hey, what's up, m 'lady?

Hey, it's her assistant, Sam. I'm just confirming Amelia's 1 p .m. arrival.

Yeah, got it, got it. Oh, while I've got you, if the birthing center isn't 100 %

done, will that be okay with Amelia?

Oh, yeah, she knows that. Oh, great, great.

Yeah, that's why she's coming, to pitch some design ideas.

Oh, cool.

Cool. What kind of ideas?

I'm not sure. She just likes being involved in that part.

Awesome.

Awesome. Because we are a blank canvas, so she really can make her mark. Okay,

bye.

So, should I take these back to your car?

Yes, Keith.

Because now I'm thinking you might not want to go so hard on the themes.

Yeah, I'm starting to think that myself.

Same brain as a big boss.

Matt needs to be locked up.

Literally put in a cage.

Okay, just to say, you might be being a tiny bit hypocritical.

I'm just saying, I think he meant well and you should go easy on him. Go easy

that sociopath?

I don't know, man. I'm just hungry.

Stop everything!

Amelia wants the slate blank. We gotta strip the birthing center. No more

themes. Okay, come on. Giddy up, kid. Wait, I'm sorry. No, I gotta draw a line

somewhere, Joyce. Okay, we can't keep leaving to restage the birthing center.

Okay, I only want you to fix the things that you personally changed, okay?

Oh, you know what? Put that table saw back out there. That really says work in

progress. Okay, Amelia's 30 minutes out. Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Mainland problems getting you down? It's fine.

Five more minutes and I can take my break. I'm still very relaxed.

Oh, yeah.

The Hawaii Tourism Board should snap a pic of you for their brochures. Are you

coming to help me or not?

I have a patient. Then I'm being lowered down into a river as a dam.

You know, the rock is probably a triple XL front.

It's only an insult if you want it to be.

That's so scary. Did you black out at all?

No, everything went white.

Maybe you died for a second.

Did anyone grab my shoes?

They got blown right off my feet. By the lightning? Your shoes got blown off?

Not that big a deal. I heard when the current runs through you, it can be

stimulating.

That's what I heard. You know what? Stop, please.

You're pestering this poor gentleman. And for no reason. People almost die

day. From lightning, from being lost in the woods.

Yeah, but being struck by lightning is like one in a million.

Wrong. It's literally one in 15 ,000. Why do you know that?

Because I looked it up recently.

Okay, the point is, it's not rare.

Right? We all know someone who's been hit by lightning, right?

Are we counting this guy?

No, the doctor's actually right. Okay, thank you. I remember reading this

statistic after I got struck the first time. The first time? Struck before?

It came back to finish the job.

Wouldn't last a day in the woods.

Look, at some point, and I don't want to victim blame here, but if you're

getting hit twice by lightning, I mean, what's up with you?

Help me out, please. You should check with Matt to make sure I'm allowed to be

near him. I don't want to trigger him.

I'm sorry. Did I do something?

You asked me to get away from me and then lied to my face about it. Alex told

me. What? You told her? I just need some help, okay? There you are. Hey, you

can't be on break all day, Al. Come on. We really got to move this lightning

guy. He's pulling focus from the whole floor. I am clearly busy, all right?

Hey, is that my lunch?

Are you eating my lunch?

everybody thank you so much okay so lightning guy wise

uh where did we land on that alex alley

cat i need you out there sister we are i really i need a minute okay totally but

can you take that minute while we're walking to the birthing suite because

choice no not car crash he was all right 104 is open

okay let's bring him over They're on the monitor.

Copy that.

All right, he's not toxic.

HFNC now. Two, three.

All right. Watch out.

Running leads.

He's up. Get him back. Watch out, guys. That tube's loose.

I got it. Let's close that hole.

It didn't rip out. We're okay.

Can somebody give Alex a hema stat so she can get her hands back?

Let's get a new drainage system in here.

I was wrong.

Hawaii's not a state of mind. It's the state.

And I am not there anymore.

I'll get it.

Hey, how did it go with Amelia?

Oh, she texted me to tell me she was not going to be able to make it out here

after all, but that she trusts my judgment, which... Okay. I mean, aside

the deep inner anger that causes me, that seems good, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's great.

Well, I'm going to head back, but if anybody could have come to this... What,

the birthing center?

Yeah, I feel like for the past four months, I've been decorating my house

birthday party that no one's going to show up to.

Oh. Like when I was nine.

Also, ten through twelve.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Kind of my fault. I grew tall early and just started beating kids up for fun.

Okay. Did it just because I could.

Um, I... I get it, because this is a big swing, you know? Yeah, huge.

Huge. I've been running this place for six years.

And before, when there was a problem, I could just say, hey, it's not my fault.

I inherited this mess. But this was my idea.

So if it fails, I fail.

Okay, Joyce, listen.

People are going to come.

All right? People are always going to have babies, and you've made this a

nice place to do that.

It's beautiful, I promise.

It is? Yeah.

But what if it becomes like a children of men situation?

No babies on earth. I don't think we need to worry about that.

You're right. Yeah.

That would be everyone's problem.

Hmm.

See, we're done.

God was having a real laugh when he came up with those guys. Look, can we just

put it all out there?

I know.

What are you talking about?

I know that you have a crush on me, okay?

There. It's out there now, and you can just deal with it.

Respond. I don't know what to say.

It's fine.

It doesn't have to be weird. We can just be normal.

Yeah, no, I mean, that's great. That's what I want, too. I just, um, for the

record, I don't even have a crush on you.

Matt. No, I mean, I don't anymore.

I knew you didn't feel the same way, so I took some space to get over it, and it

worked. I'm over you.

Oh. But I'm sorry I made everything so weird. That's my fault.

Well, I forgive you.

And thanks for bringing it up.

I actually feel lighter now.

Yeah, me too.

Good. It worked out perfectly.

I get my friend back and there's no weirdness because he's completely over

Which is good.

It turns out Keith was eating his own lunch, so...

I should apologize.

Aloha. Oh, Ron.

I like it.

It's got a nice swish to it.

Plus, I got blood on my other shirt. Anyway, thanks.

You're welcome.

It's good to have you back.

You a myth?

You mean you missed me?

He missed me.

Okay, guys. I'm going to take off.

Bruce is loose.

All right. Unless anybody has anything they want to ask before I...

Anything at all?

Tell me about the tattoo, Bruce. So I'm lost in the woods. I can hear the

parking lot, but I can't see the parking lot.

Now, I know without fresh water, I'm a goner.

It's only a matter of time before I have to drink my own urine, so I get started

straight away.

Listen, I don't know what I'm doing.

I mean, you go on vacation, and you feel like you'd unlock something, but then

you come back, and you're still you.

Maybe I just need to be kinder to who I actually am.

You know, I get sucked in.

And the people here are complicated and needy.

And I love them.

And that's when I hear it. The unmistakable sound of grizzlies.

Where were you? I get lucky. Turns out to be a family of Dutch tourists.

I bet that sea turtle's also a lot happier when he's surrounded by his

friends.

Famously solitary creature. Just let me have this, all right, Val?