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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,130 Is this gonna be the most fun adoption video ever made? 2 00:00:03,260 --> 00:00:04,740 Okay, okay, Dom, let's be serious. 3 00:00:04,870 --> 00:00:06,880 Her name is Candace. She lives in Pittsburgh. 4 00:00:07,010 --> 00:00:08,840 Pittsburgh? Pittsburgh. 5 00:00:08,970 --> 00:00:10,450 - Am I shiny? - No, you look gorgeous. 6 00:00:10,580 --> 00:00:12,320 You're not looking at me. 7 00:00:12,450 --> 00:00:13,540 'Cause you always look gorgeous. 8 00:00:13,670 --> 00:00:15,580 Okay? Here we go. 9 00:00:15,710 --> 00:00:18,800 Okay, okay, so I'm gonna say that thing about traditions, 10 00:00:18,930 --> 00:00:21,890 and then you will just say something like a human. 11 00:00:22,020 --> 00:00:23,550 - Like a normal human person? - Like a normal human. 12 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:24,810 Okay, great, I can do that. 13 00:00:24,940 --> 00:00:26,770 - Okay. - Here we go. 14 00:00:26,900 --> 00:00:29,250 Three, two... 15 00:00:29,380 --> 00:00:30,640 I've always wanted to create 16 00:00:30,770 --> 00:00:32,420 - traditions as a family. - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 17 00:00:32,550 --> 00:00:34,600 - It's-it's an opportunity... - Mm-hmm. 18 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:37,560 ...for us to grow as a family and grow together 19 00:00:37,690 --> 00:00:39,560 and-and gives us an opportunity to... 20 00:00:39,690 --> 00:00:41,260 - Okay. Sorry. - Oh... 21 00:00:41,390 --> 00:00:42,780 What? -Y-You said "opportunity" twice. 22 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:44,570 Shit. 23 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:46,830 I just wish we could do this in person. 24 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,270 I know, but there's a thousand of us and just one of her. 25 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:50,830 - Okay. - Here we go. 26 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,580 Yep. 27 00:00:53,710 --> 00:00:55,580 You know, we see the adoption process 28 00:00:55,710 --> 00:00:58,010 as an amazing opportunity to look at our whole lives 29 00:00:58,150 --> 00:01:01,580 and think about how much joy our child would bring... 30 00:01:01,710 --> 00:01:03,240 Ah-ah. No. You can't say "our child." 31 00:01:03,370 --> 00:01:05,150 - What? - No, you have to say 32 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,330 - "the baby" or "your baby." - Okay. 33 00:01:07,460 --> 00:01:09,030 You can't just assume that it's our child already, so... 34 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:11,290 - Okay. I-I got it. Okay. - You got it? 35 00:01:11,420 --> 00:01:12,640 I'm gonna do the cuts. You don't... 36 00:01:12,770 --> 00:01:13,940 I'd prefer if you didn't do the cuts. 37 00:01:14,070 --> 00:01:16,160 - I like to... Okay. - Okay? And... 38 00:01:16,290 --> 00:01:20,040 We see the adoption process as a wonderful opportunity 39 00:01:20,170 --> 00:01:22,870 to wait for years, spend thousands of dollars, 40 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,220 let social workers into our home, 41 00:01:25,350 --> 00:01:26,870 acquiesce to an FBI background check... 42 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,780 Dom. 43 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:31,830 I have an idea. 44 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:33,180 I have an idea. 45 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:34,180 Just gonna keep it loose. 46 00:01:34,310 --> 00:01:35,570 - Cheers. - Cheers. 47 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:36,750 Salud. 48 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:40,970 Whew. 49 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:44,970 - Please give us your baby. - Please give us your baby! 50 00:01:45,110 --> 00:01:47,110 "Would you do anything for your child?" 51 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,460 - "Anything." - "Anything." 52 00:01:48,590 --> 00:01:49,850 That seems a little broad. 53 00:01:49,980 --> 00:01:52,240 It's very, like, ominous, like... 54 00:01:52,370 --> 00:01:55,250 "Would you do anything for your child?" 55 00:01:55,380 --> 00:01:57,200 It's like the beginning of, like, a thriller. 56 00:01:57,330 --> 00:01:58,900 Like... : "Would you do anything for your child?" 57 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:03,430 Okay, this is the one: "Why do you want to be parents?" 58 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:04,990 This is the... All right. 59 00:02:05,130 --> 00:02:07,870 I just want to show this child all the love 60 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,220 - that was shown to me-- to us. - Yeah. 61 00:02:11,350 --> 00:02:14,000 And-and let this kid know that they have infinite potential, 62 00:02:14,130 --> 00:02:17,660 that if they're... they're kind and-and openhearted 63 00:02:17,790 --> 00:02:19,660 and-and maybe even a little bit silly, 64 00:02:19,790 --> 00:02:22,660 that they can find joy. 65 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:25,970 We promise to do our absolute best. 66 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:28,240 And we know that choosing parents for your child 67 00:02:28,370 --> 00:02:31,500 is a very complicated decision, so we just want to thank you 68 00:02:31,630 --> 00:02:33,850 - for considering us. - Yeah. 69 00:02:33,980 --> 00:02:35,630 Thank you. 70 00:02:47,690 --> 00:02:50,130 MAN [on app]: This is my wife. 71 00:02:56,130 --> 00:02:57,310 DOM [calling out]: Cole, Italy's calling! 72 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:59,090 Time for vacation! 73 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:01,180 Okay. 74 00:03:01,310 --> 00:03:02,620 - I'm ready. - Okay. 75 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,660 Here's your itinerary. 76 00:03:04,790 --> 00:03:06,970 I have marked everything out, 77 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:08,750 and if we follow it, it should be perfect. 78 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:12,190 Sounds fun. Sounds... distracting. 79 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:13,720 It will be. It'll be fun. 80 00:03:13,850 --> 00:03:15,500 Uber's waiting. 81 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:17,150 Is your mother coming to get Axel? 82 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,420 Yep, she should be here in about ten minutes. 83 00:03:19,550 --> 00:03:20,680 Let's get the fuck out of here. 84 00:03:20,810 --> 00:03:23,550 - Bye. - Axel, no parties. 85 00:03:24,860 --> 00:03:26,640 - Hi. - Hello. 86 00:03:26,770 --> 00:03:28,990 Baby, next time, let me book the flights. 87 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:32,470 Was there really nothing direct from Los Angeles? 88 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,610 Hey. 89 00:03:34,740 --> 00:03:36,430 Oh, sorry. I was listening to a podcast. 90 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:38,780 - You, a podcast? - Uh-huh. 91 00:03:38,910 --> 00:03:40,700 Yeah, it's this new podcast. 92 00:03:40,830 --> 00:03:42,440 About? 93 00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:46,880 About the restaurant we're going to for our anniversary. 94 00:03:47,010 --> 00:03:49,620 Oh. -Yes, 50 best restaurants in the world. 95 00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:52,450 Vegetarian restaurant for my vegetarian husband. 96 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:54,930 Thank you, baby. 97 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:56,320 I'm so sorry. 98 00:03:56,450 --> 00:03:58,020 Oh, no, don't worry about it. 99 00:03:58,150 --> 00:03:59,590 - No. Who's-who's this? - Thank you. 100 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:01,810 This is, uh, Beatrice. 101 00:04:01,940 --> 00:04:03,240 - Oh. - Hi, Beatrice. 102 00:04:03,370 --> 00:04:04,720 - Hi. - You're perfect. 103 00:04:04,850 --> 00:04:06,770 - Aw. - Aw. 104 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:11,030 What's this? 105 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:12,250 I'm rubbing elbows with one of the greats. 106 00:04:12,380 --> 00:04:13,910 Mm. 107 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,910 Oh. Oh. 108 00:04:18,870 --> 00:04:20,740 Oh, my God. 109 00:04:20,870 --> 00:04:22,480 Is that blood? 110 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:51,160 - Is your wallet in... - It's in my front pocket. 111 00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:53,120 Okay, 'cause there's, you know, a lot of pickpockets here. 112 00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:56,080 Oh, my God, your mother gets robbed one time in Russia. 113 00:04:56,210 --> 00:04:58,390 I know. It's just... confirming that... 114 00:04:58,520 --> 00:04:59,820 Dom, it's in my front pocket. 115 00:04:59,950 --> 00:05:01,040 Okay, well, now everybody has seen 116 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:02,610 where you're keeping your wallet. 117 00:05:02,740 --> 00:05:04,260 Can you smell me? I feel like I smell. 118 00:05:04,390 --> 00:05:07,130 No, it's Europe. You'll blend in. 119 00:05:07,260 --> 00:05:09,270 Who puts raw meat in an overhead compartment? 120 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,270 My grandmother used to put loose sausages 121 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,270 - in her purse. - What? 122 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:14,530 This is a bad omen. 123 00:05:14,660 --> 00:05:16,530 I smell like blood. 124 00:05:16,660 --> 00:05:18,880 The odor's gone. 125 00:05:19,010 --> 00:05:21,320 Yes, but the memory lingers, Dom. 126 00:05:21,450 --> 00:05:23,500 Mm. 127 00:05:23,630 --> 00:05:25,410 This is cute, honey. 128 00:05:25,540 --> 00:05:26,980 Baby, only the best for you. 129 00:05:37,690 --> 00:05:40,080 Dom. 130 00:05:40,210 --> 00:05:41,990 Look at this. 131 00:05:43,690 --> 00:05:45,560 Oh, my God, it's incredible. 132 00:05:48,570 --> 00:05:52,310 And, seriously, thank you for doing all the planning. 133 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:53,920 You still have your wallet? 134 00:05:54,050 --> 00:05:55,920 Yes. I do. 135 00:05:56,050 --> 00:05:58,100 - You need to stop. - I... 136 00:05:58,230 --> 00:05:59,880 We made it, right? 137 00:06:00,010 --> 00:06:02,060 We're here. We did it. Soak it in. 138 00:06:03,620 --> 00:06:04,630 I am. 139 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:09,240 - It's in my front pocket. - Okay, that's what I'm... 140 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:11,500 - I was trying to be sexy there. - You were not. 141 00:06:11,630 --> 00:06:12,850 You were giving me a stop-and-frisk, 142 00:06:12,980 --> 00:06:14,290 and it's not cool. 143 00:06:16,940 --> 00:06:18,600 Has she called yet? Candace? 144 00:06:18,730 --> 00:06:20,250 Not yet. 145 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,210 - Getting nervous? - No. Are you getting nervous? 146 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:23,640 No. I would just like to speak to her, though, 147 00:06:23,770 --> 00:06:26,040 to know that she's real. 148 00:06:26,170 --> 00:06:27,390 Would this be easier if we were at home? 149 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:30,170 Really? Do you want to... 150 00:06:30,300 --> 00:06:32,040 'Cause we can go home if you want to leave Italy. 151 00:06:32,170 --> 00:06:33,260 No. No, no, no, I don't want to leave Italy. 152 00:06:33,390 --> 00:06:34,920 I don't want to leave Italy. 153 00:06:35,050 --> 00:06:36,350 I want to stay here, and I want to have fun. 154 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,920 Great. 'Cause we haven't matched with her yet, 155 00:06:38,050 --> 00:06:40,970 - so don't get too invested. - Yeah. 156 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,970 Yeah, and she's not even due for a few weeks, 157 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:44,930 so it's like... this is perfect timing. 158 00:06:45,060 --> 00:06:46,540 - Right? - Hey, yes. 159 00:06:46,670 --> 00:06:47,970 This is perfect timing, okay? 160 00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:49,930 This is a really special moment for us. 161 00:06:50,060 --> 00:06:50,630 We're gonna have a blast, all right? 162 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:51,890 Okay. 163 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:54,370 - I love you. - I love you. 164 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:55,630 I think this might be the building here. 165 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,420 - That? - Yeah. 166 00:06:58,420 --> 00:07:00,990 Ciao, Dom! Ciao, Cole! 167 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,510 Come inside! We feed you! 168 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,510 - Yeah? - That's him. 169 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:07,820 That's your dad's best friend? 170 00:07:07,950 --> 00:07:10,520 Yeah. -Wow. Let's hope they have booze. 171 00:07:10,650 --> 00:07:11,650 So it turned out it was not the sink but, in fact, a bidet. 172 00:07:11,780 --> 00:07:13,650 Oh, my God! 173 00:07:13,780 --> 00:07:16,130 - I'm sorry. - No. 174 00:07:18,050 --> 00:07:19,000 A gift. 175 00:07:19,130 --> 00:07:20,920 - What is this? - No. 176 00:07:21,050 --> 00:07:22,790 Yes, for your anniversary. 177 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:24,230 Happy anniversary. 178 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:26,580 - Oh, thank you. - Thank you. 179 00:07:26,710 --> 00:07:29,060 - You didn't... Oh. - Wow. 180 00:07:29,190 --> 00:07:31,320 - That is so thoughtful. - Thank you. Oh. 181 00:07:31,450 --> 00:07:33,020 Oh, my gosh. 182 00:07:33,150 --> 00:07:35,020 Knives. 183 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:37,760 - These are such unique gifts. - Yeah. 184 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:40,030 Your mother said, "He like knives," so we thought... 185 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,330 Kitchen knives, I think, is what she meant. 186 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:42,240 Well, yeah, Dom loves to cook. 187 00:07:42,380 --> 00:07:44,550 Th-They are very good. 188 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:47,030 I hope you like it, uh, because they are the top on the top. 189 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:48,770 Uh... 190 00:07:48,900 --> 00:07:50,560 Yeah, I have one just like this. 191 00:07:50,690 --> 00:07:52,250 You got them engraved with our names on it. 192 00:07:52,390 --> 00:07:54,000 Look at this. Cole... 193 00:07:54,130 --> 00:07:54,950 - Domenico. - Oh. 194 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,170 Look at mine. 195 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:57,560 Mine says "Cool." 196 00:07:57,690 --> 00:08:00,000 C-O-O-L. Cool knife. 197 00:08:00,130 --> 00:08:02,870 - Cole... - Risotto. 198 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,570 - Ooh. That smells delicious. - Okay. 199 00:08:04,700 --> 00:08:07,570 Oh, oh, um, I-I don't eat meat. 200 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:09,320 - Uh... - Uh... 201 00:08:19,460 --> 00:08:21,680 Yeah. Thank you. 202 00:08:21,810 --> 00:08:23,160 Uh, grazie. 203 00:08:24,980 --> 00:08:25,940 Buon appetito. 204 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:27,860 - Ah. - You tried, baby. 205 00:08:27,990 --> 00:08:30,290 Yeah. It's much easier on Duolingo. 206 00:08:30,420 --> 00:08:32,160 Yeah, you tried, baby. 207 00:08:34,730 --> 00:08:36,390 Uh, uh, Dom? 208 00:08:38,950 --> 00:08:41,390 Um, your mother told me about the complication 209 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,090 you gentlemen had this year with, uh... 210 00:08:43,220 --> 00:08:44,870 with adoption fraud. 211 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,480 Of course she did. 212 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,490 - What happened? - Yeah, the woman had forged 213 00:08:49,620 --> 00:08:50,700 all these medical records. 214 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:53,100 It was... it was awful. 215 00:08:53,230 --> 00:08:54,400 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 216 00:08:54,530 --> 00:08:57,230 The worst part was the day after the baby shower, 217 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:59,100 we found out. 218 00:08:59,230 --> 00:09:00,890 And so we drove around all night 219 00:09:01,020 --> 00:09:02,410 returning all the gifts and telling our friends 220 00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:04,540 that there was no baby. 221 00:09:05,550 --> 00:09:07,290 No baby. 222 00:09:07,420 --> 00:09:09,200 Oh, my God. That's a nightmare. 223 00:09:09,330 --> 00:09:11,940 Yeah, that's so horrible. I'm so sorry. 224 00:09:12,070 --> 00:09:14,510 I was ready to quit, actually. 225 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:15,990 You were? 226 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,600 Yeah. We talked about it. 227 00:09:18,730 --> 00:09:20,600 - Do you not listen when I... - No, we talked about 228 00:09:20,730 --> 00:09:22,650 waiting for a little while before we tried again. 229 00:09:22,780 --> 00:09:24,350 - Right, and we waited longer... - Well, why don't we talk 230 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:25,090 - about something else? - No, I think it's fine. 231 00:09:25,220 --> 00:09:27,090 I think it's okay. 232 00:09:27,220 --> 00:09:29,440 - They're like family. - Are they? 233 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:32,440 I think it's... So, you know, these adoption agencies, 234 00:09:32,570 --> 00:09:35,360 they-they don't tell you ahead of time 235 00:09:35,490 --> 00:09:36,880 how often these things turn out to be scams, 236 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:39,880 and he was... 237 00:09:40,010 --> 00:09:42,800 we were inconsolable 238 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,540 when we found out that there was no baby. 239 00:09:44,670 --> 00:09:46,370 Ah, no. 240 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:48,410 We just want to be dads, you know? 241 00:09:50,850 --> 00:09:52,330 You mentioned maybe we could get some gelato 242 00:09:52,460 --> 00:09:54,120 - somewhere around here? - Yeah. Why not? 243 00:09:54,250 --> 00:09:55,600 - There's one over there. - Okay, great. 244 00:09:55,730 --> 00:09:57,470 - Uh, uh, one more thing. - Yeah. 245 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,640 - Treat for your anniversary. - Uh-huh. 246 00:09:59,770 --> 00:10:01,120 If you want, I can make you a special reservation, 247 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:02,690 but just if you want. 248 00:10:02,820 --> 00:10:04,600 - Oh. - Oh, well, Dom actually made 249 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:07,690 plans for us for the anniversary. 250 00:10:07,820 --> 00:10:09,480 Yeah, no, it's... we could cancel if we want or... 251 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:11,350 No, baby. 252 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,090 I am naughty because I already did it. 253 00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:14,960 Oh. 254 00:10:15,090 --> 00:10:16,140 When you sent me the plan of your trip in Italy... 255 00:10:16,270 --> 00:10:17,620 - Yeah. - ...I see that you will be 256 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:19,360 in Orvieto for your anniversary. 257 00:10:19,490 --> 00:10:20,710 - Yes. Yeah, yeah. - Oh, it's magical. 258 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:21,930 Great. 259 00:10:22,060 --> 00:10:23,750 And this woman, the cook-- 260 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:25,150 ah, you will love her. 261 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:28,450 - And her restaurant-- amazing. - Yeah. 262 00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:29,410 - Uh, she's special, huh? - Uh-huh. 263 00:10:29,540 --> 00:10:30,800 She's not a summer chicken, huh? 264 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,150 Spring chicken? 265 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:33,420 - Spring chicken. - Yeah. 266 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,680 Very old, uh, Zia Luciana. 267 00:10:35,810 --> 00:10:37,990 You have to call and call to get the reservation 268 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:41,730 because I told her that you are very big fan of her cooking 269 00:10:41,860 --> 00:10:44,730 and you are coming from United States just to visit her 270 00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:49,080 and she say that she will get her oven hot just for you. 271 00:10:49,210 --> 00:10:50,520 - Very cool. - Yeah, and so rare 272 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,430 that a woman will get an oven hot for us. 273 00:10:52,570 --> 00:10:54,520 I know. We haven't had that in a long time. 274 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,270 You know Daniele. He already paid. 275 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,530 - Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. - Yes. 276 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,750 - You don't need to do that. - Yeah, no, don't mention that. 277 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:05,320 Come on, you are the only son of my best friend, 278 00:11:05,450 --> 00:11:07,490 and I want for you this trip in Italy 279 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:09,800 to be the best memory in your life, hmm? 280 00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:11,850 Grazie mille. 281 00:11:11,980 --> 00:11:13,460 - Shall we go? - Okay. 282 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:14,630 - I'll see you tomorrow. - All right. 283 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,070 - All right, bye. Grazie. - Ciao. -Um, goodbye. 284 00:11:21,990 --> 00:11:23,900 So, this is, um... 285 00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:25,640 What? 286 00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:29,820 This is romantic. 287 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:32,560 It's beautiful. 288 00:11:41,220 --> 00:11:42,220 Your rental car, gentlemen. 289 00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:44,700 - Oh, wow. - Hey. 290 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:47,400 Buongiorno. So, here you have the keys. 291 00:11:47,530 --> 00:11:48,800 Okay. 292 00:11:48,930 --> 00:11:50,580 - My card. - Thank you. 293 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,230 For anything at all, any trouble, you call me. 294 00:11:53,370 --> 00:11:54,500 - Thank you. We will. Okay. - Yeah? 295 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:56,670 And... 296 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,670 be careful. 297 00:11:58,810 --> 00:11:59,940 What? 298 00:12:00,070 --> 00:12:02,110 - Okay. - Ciao. 299 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:03,160 - Ciao. Ciao. - We will. 300 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,030 - Okay, bye. - Thank you. 301 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:05,420 Ciao. Thank you so... 302 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:06,420 - Ciao, ciao, ciao. - Thank you so much. 303 00:12:06,550 --> 00:12:07,470 Ciao to you. 304 00:12:13,390 --> 00:12:15,740 Hey, ciao! 305 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:22,870 Did you think it was weird that Daniele was like, "Be careful"? 306 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,870 "Be careful." "Be careful." 307 00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:26,530 I didn't love that. 308 00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:29,490 Do you think he meant because I was driving? 309 00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:32,190 Or because we are... 310 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:34,490 - Uh, gay. - Uh, gay. 311 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:39,450 - Baby, we're in the country. - It's so beautiful, huh? 312 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,330 Oh, I love this song. 313 00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:43,720 ♪ To love 314 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:47,290 ♪ Only me 315 00:12:47,420 --> 00:12:48,460 Are we going the right way? 316 00:12:48,590 --> 00:12:50,290 Yeah. 317 00:12:50,420 --> 00:12:51,210 ♪ Ain't saying you ain't pretty... ♪ 318 00:12:51,340 --> 00:12:52,860 You are pretty, baby. 319 00:12:52,990 --> 00:12:53,860 You are pretty. 320 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,120 Thank you. 321 00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:57,080 ♪ Not ready for any... 322 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,000 Oh, look. Old buildings. 323 00:12:59,130 --> 00:13:01,170 My goodness. Ready? 324 00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:02,830 ♪ Try and pull the reins 325 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:05,570 ♪ In on me 326 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:08,440 - ♪ So... Too high. - Ready? 327 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:09,530 It got too... it got too high. 328 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:11,140 That's where I take over. 329 00:13:11,270 --> 00:13:12,100 Yeah, take it, baby. 330 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,930 Here we are. 331 00:13:16,060 --> 00:13:18,150 Oh... 332 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:20,320 You sing so beautifully. 333 00:13:20,450 --> 00:13:22,410 ♪ If you live without me. 334 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:26,330 I'm gonna go check in. 335 00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:28,020 - All right, I'll get the bags. - Yeah. 336 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,510 - Buongiorno. - Buongiorno. 337 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,030 - Uh, welcome. - Check in. Yeah. 338 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,170 Are you Mr. Collosimo? 339 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:39,120 Sì, Si. 340 00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:40,390 We have our honeymoon suite. 341 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,520 Uh, right? Are you on a honeymoon? 342 00:13:42,650 --> 00:13:44,480 No, it's our anniversary. 343 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:49,130 Uh... uh, s-sorry, I-I don't understand you. 344 00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:50,570 Is the room ready? 345 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:52,570 No, it is ready, the room, but, uh, 346 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:55,660 there has been a... um... 347 00:13:55,790 --> 00:13:57,180 No problem, because now we will fix, uh... 348 00:13:57,310 --> 00:13:59,190 Come with me. I show you the... 349 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,800 Yeah, I-I show you the-the room. 350 00:14:00,930 --> 00:14:02,020 And, uh, don't worry about the luggages, huh? 351 00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:03,800 - Sorry. - Sorry? 352 00:14:05,450 --> 00:14:07,320 Uh... 353 00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:09,410 Sorry for what? 354 00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:12,940 The... the room is set up for a husband, uh, and wife. 355 00:14:13,070 --> 00:14:14,680 And I-I don't notice 356 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,200 that you travel with, uh, your colleague. 357 00:14:16,330 --> 00:14:19,640 Very embarrassed. Un momento. 358 00:14:19,770 --> 00:14:21,690 - Colleague? - It's fine. It's fine, Dom. 359 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,610 Oh, my God, Dom. 360 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,350 Look at this view. 361 00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:31,610 - Oh, my God. - Uh, yes, uh... 362 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,610 You can see the entire valley, huh? 363 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,960 It is small, uh, but, uh, is, uh... 364 00:14:37,090 --> 00:14:38,830 How do you say? 365 00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:51,980 Mm... 366 00:14:59,730 --> 00:15:00,860 Grazie. 367 00:15:02,550 --> 00:15:04,430 - What just happened? - I don't know. 368 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:05,770 Oh. 369 00:15:05,910 --> 00:15:07,780 He seemed like he was having some sort of attack. 370 00:15:07,910 --> 00:15:09,470 Okay, I'm getting a 412 area code. 371 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,040 Okay, I think it's Candace. It's her. 372 00:15:11,170 --> 00:15:12,260 Okay. Okay. 373 00:15:12,390 --> 00:15:14,440 Okay. Okay, uh... 374 00:15:14,570 --> 00:15:15,920 - Chairs. Chairs. - Okay. Okay, good. 375 00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:17,790 - Yeah, yeah. - Okay. Okay, um... 376 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,440 All right, so we just need to make this, uh, 377 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,010 a-as... as great as possible. 378 00:15:21,140 --> 00:15:22,700 - Yeah, we just... - She has to love us. 379 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:23,920 We have to be very cool and very normal. 380 00:15:24,050 --> 00:15:26,230 - So be normal and cool. - I am being normal. 381 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,800 Hey. Be cool and normal. 382 00:15:27,930 --> 00:15:29,710 - I'm being cool and normal. - Great. 383 00:15:31,150 --> 00:15:33,450 COLE and DOM: Hi! 384 00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:36,460 Hi. Uh, uh, is this Cole and Dom? 385 00:15:36,590 --> 00:15:38,460 - Hello. - Yes. Hi. 386 00:15:38,590 --> 00:15:40,460 It's so great to meet you, Candace. 387 00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:42,070 I'm sorry that it-it's taken me a bit. 388 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,810 - It's just, there's... - Oh. 389 00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:47,510 There's a lot to, uh... to manage with, uh, 390 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,080 - work and-and night school. - Sure. 391 00:15:49,210 --> 00:15:50,690 And obviously the pregnancy, so... 392 00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:52,260 Oh, don't worry. We completely understand. 393 00:15:52,390 --> 00:15:53,690 Ah, I get so nervous. 394 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,390 And excited. I'm excited. 395 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:56,960 - You're real. - Yeah. 396 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,050 Can we, um... 397 00:15:59,180 --> 00:16:01,610 Can we see your belly? 398 00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:05,970 Yeah, this is, uh... this pregnancy is very real. 399 00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:07,750 Wow. 400 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:09,320 How do you feel? 401 00:16:09,450 --> 00:16:12,060 I'm good. I'm... I... 402 00:16:12,190 --> 00:16:13,930 You know, I-I don't... I don't have a lot of support, 403 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,840 but, you know... 404 00:16:16,450 --> 00:16:19,410 It's a really hard decision to make, you know? 405 00:16:19,540 --> 00:16:21,760 I can't imagine. 406 00:16:21,890 --> 00:16:24,770 Like, I know that I can't give this baby 407 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:27,200 anything close to what it deserves 408 00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:30,990 or what I want for it, so, um, it's just been a really... 409 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,950 hard and good dec... choice. 410 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,470 Yeah. Well, you're... you're really brave. 411 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:39,870 I-I really liked your video. 412 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,300 Oh. 413 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,570 - Um, you seem fun. - Totally. 414 00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:45,570 Yeah, no, I mean, but caring, 415 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,010 but also fun, like you'd be fun dads. 416 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,620 Totally fun. 417 00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:50,010 Super fun dads, but also organized and... 418 00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:51,660 Okay, Dom. 419 00:16:51,790 --> 00:16:54,620 Do you think you could tell me why... 420 00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:56,580 you know, why you want to have kids together? 421 00:16:56,710 --> 00:16:58,280 Well, we both always wanted kids. 422 00:16:58,410 --> 00:17:00,590 That was always the dream. 423 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,410 But we knew if we just, like, stayed focused 424 00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:07,460 and-and really kept our eye on what we really wanted, 425 00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:10,290 which was a family, that we could make that happen. 426 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:13,250 And when I look at him... 427 00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:17,820 ...I'm just very sure. 428 00:17:17,950 --> 00:17:21,260 So thank you for reminding me to look. 429 00:17:21,390 --> 00:17:23,090 Yeah, I feel the same way. 430 00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:24,870 Mm. 431 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:29,920 Well, I've already talked to, um, a few families, 432 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:33,140 and I didn't feel like 433 00:17:33,270 --> 00:17:36,840 any of them were quite right. 434 00:17:36,970 --> 00:17:39,010 You know, like my mom always said before she... 435 00:17:39,150 --> 00:17:41,150 she always said, like, "Candace, trust your gut," 436 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:44,060 and honestly, like, I have this gut instinct that... 437 00:17:44,190 --> 00:17:45,540 that it's the two of you. 438 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,680 What? 439 00:17:48,810 --> 00:17:50,980 I think... I think that you... 440 00:17:51,110 --> 00:17:54,420 you should be the fathers to this little baby boy. 441 00:17:54,550 --> 00:17:56,820 - Wait. Re-Really? - Oh, my God. 442 00:17:59,170 --> 00:18:01,120 Yeah. 443 00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,390 Holy shit, yeah. 444 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,080 Right? I-I, um... 445 00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:06,830 You guys are everything I've imagined, really. 446 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,480 Uh... 447 00:18:08,610 --> 00:18:09,870 Are you serious? Like... 448 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,570 Really, yeah. I mean, please don't bail on me. 449 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,440 - No. We promise. - Oh, no. 450 00:18:14,570 --> 00:18:16,180 No, we... No, w-we're not gonna bail. 451 00:18:16,310 --> 00:18:19,100 And he's a boy? 452 00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:21,010 He's-he's-he's a boy? 453 00:18:21,140 --> 00:18:23,410 He's a baby boy. He's a big old baby boy. 454 00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:25,060 We're having a boy. 455 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,500 I know you guys have waited a really long time. 456 00:18:30,630 --> 00:18:32,290 It's been like three years, I guess. 457 00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:33,420 It must have been really hard. 458 00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:35,680 - But worth the wait. - Yes. 459 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:36,590 Well, you're not gonna be waiting 460 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:37,770 that much longer because he's due 461 00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:40,210 - in less than a month, so... - Oh. 462 00:18:40,340 --> 00:18:42,430 He's actually kicking my bladder right now. 463 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:43,990 - Uh... Oh. - I'm actually gonna... 464 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:45,780 - I'm gonna call you guys back. - Yeah? 465 00:18:45,910 --> 00:18:47,040 I'm just gonna need a little... a minute. 466 00:18:47,170 --> 00:18:48,430 - Call us whenever. - Of course, yeah. 467 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,220 And we-we're always here for you, so... 468 00:18:49,350 --> 00:18:50,740 Anything you need. 469 00:18:50,870 --> 00:18:51,570 - Anything. - For real, anything. 470 00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:53,130 Thank you guys. This is so good. 471 00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:54,610 - Okay. Bye. - Bye. 472 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,450 We're... 473 00:19:10,370 --> 00:19:13,020 - It's happening. - It's really... 474 00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:15,070 It's real. Like, we're... like, we're gonna have to... 475 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,810 we're gonna have to, like, do this now, right? 476 00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:20,770 - Yeah. Yes. Finally. - Right? 477 00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:23,510 After all those years of trying and... 478 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,080 and getting close and then... 479 00:19:26,210 --> 00:19:28,040 It's been really hard, right? 480 00:19:28,170 --> 00:19:30,040 It has been really hard, but... 481 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:33,040 Maybe we haven't been, like... like... 482 00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:35,570 No, we haven't... 483 00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:38,260 we haven't been connecting. 484 00:19:38,390 --> 00:19:39,660 I'm really sorry. 485 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,490 I'm really sorry 486 00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:44,140 that I haven't always been... 487 00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:46,320 But I... 488 00:19:46,450 --> 00:19:47,710 I really want to do this with you. 489 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,800 I do, too. 490 00:19:49,930 --> 00:19:52,060 - We can do this together, okay? - Yes. Yes. 491 00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:53,710 - You're my teammate. - You're my colleague. 492 00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:55,630 You're my colleague. 493 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,280 You're gonna be such a good dad. 494 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:07,160 ♪ Our hearts are free 495 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:11,780 ♪ So tell me what's wrong with the feeling ♪ 496 00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:14,340 ♪ I'm a flower, you're the bee ♪ 497 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:20,920 ♪ It's much older than you and me ♪ 498 00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:25,750 ♪ I'm in love, I'm alive 499 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:29,400 ♪ I belong to the stars and sky ♪ 500 00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:33,970 ♪ Let's forget who we are for one night ♪ 501 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,410 Mmm. 502 00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:41,020 ♪ We're not animals, baby, it's the people who lie ♪ 503 00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:42,760 - ♪ To themselves - ♪ I want real love, baby 504 00:20:42,890 --> 00:20:44,590 ♪ Ooh, don't leave me waiting 505 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,900 ♪ I've got real love, maybe 506 00:20:47,030 --> 00:20:49,470 - Uh-huh. - ♪ Wait until you taste me 507 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,120 ♪ I want real love, baby 508 00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,040 ♪ There's a world inside me 509 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,690 ♪ Got the key, just use it 510 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:59,130 ♪ Just if for a minute 511 00:20:59,260 --> 00:21:03,220 - ♪ And gone - ♪ Our hearts are free 512 00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:08,140 ♪ So tell me what's wrong with the feeling ♪ 513 00:21:08,270 --> 00:21:12,180 ♪ I'm a flower, you're the bee... ♪ 514 00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:13,840 Happy anniversary. 515 00:21:13,970 --> 00:21:15,620 - Ah. - Ten years. 516 00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:17,710 Baby, you'd be lost without me. 517 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:19,890 Would I be? 518 00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:21,190 - Right. - I mean, I think you would. 519 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:22,850 No, no, make a right, right here. 520 00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:24,070 - Oh, shit. - No, turn right. Turn. 521 00:21:28,290 --> 00:21:29,980 - Oh, this doesn't feel right. - I know, but... 522 00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:32,070 It's a farmhouse, so... 523 00:21:34,290 --> 00:21:35,600 This cannot be correct. 524 00:21:35,730 --> 00:21:37,080 It's a mile that way. 525 00:21:37,210 --> 00:21:40,260 Really? Th-This is the way to a restaurant? 526 00:21:40,390 --> 00:21:43,040 Yes, the restaurant is also her farmhouse. 527 00:21:43,170 --> 00:21:43,870 See, I'm just telling you... 528 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,480 Why are you being this way? 529 00:21:45,610 --> 00:21:47,610 I'm sorry, being what way? 530 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:49,090 That you don't trust me. 531 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:52,090 I do trust you. I just also trust my eyes. 532 00:21:52,220 --> 00:21:53,490 Okay. 533 00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:55,180 Ooh! 534 00:21:55,310 --> 00:21:56,840 - Oh... - Fuck. 535 00:21:56,970 --> 00:21:58,840 - Okay, just, um... - Okay, hold on. 536 00:21:58,970 --> 00:22:00,800 - Hold on. - Yeah, just back it up. 537 00:22:00,930 --> 00:22:02,410 Dom... Ah, shit. 538 00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:03,760 - Okay. - No, wait. Hold on. 539 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:04,890 Just... 540 00:22:05,020 --> 00:22:05,630 - Okay, okay, you're... - Fuck. 541 00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:12,070 Cole, just... Cole, Cole, Cole, Cole, Cole. 542 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,070 It's all good. Just don't panic, okay? 543 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,680 - This is bad, Dom. - I know. I can... 544 00:22:15,810 --> 00:22:18,290 I can get help. 545 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,560 Yeah, 'cause I'm sure Triple A is on standby 546 00:22:20,690 --> 00:22:22,820 for two faggy tourists. 547 00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:25,210 I will walk to the restaurant... 548 00:22:25,340 --> 00:22:26,210 Do you really think there's a restaurant 549 00:22:26,350 --> 00:22:28,220 anywhere around here? 550 00:22:28,350 --> 00:22:29,700 Let me be your knight in shining armor. 551 00:22:29,830 --> 00:22:31,870 Wow. 552 00:22:36,620 --> 00:22:38,620 No, no! 553 00:22:38,750 --> 00:22:40,660 Oh, my God! 554 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,100 Ugh. 555 00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:45,410 Jesus. 556 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:49,110 Fuck. 557 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,980 I'm gonna die here. 558 00:22:56,850 --> 00:22:59,290 We're gonna die here. 559 00:23:22,750 --> 00:23:24,930 Hey, babe, I'm pretty sure the restaurant's not that way. 560 00:23:25,060 --> 00:23:27,280 You think? 561 00:23:27,410 --> 00:23:28,840 So I'm gonna go around back, 562 00:23:28,970 --> 00:23:30,020 and I'm gonna take a look, okay? 563 00:23:37,630 --> 00:23:38,720 What does he think he's gonna do? 564 00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:46,340 So, I'm just getting this tire dug out. 565 00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:49,300 Okay, press down on the accelerator. 566 00:23:49,430 --> 00:23:50,730 Okay. 567 00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:53,690 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 568 00:23:57,260 --> 00:23:58,960 Ah, stop it! Stop it! 569 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:05,490 Oh, fuck. 570 00:24:14,710 --> 00:24:17,200 Well, this is great. 571 00:24:30,690 --> 00:24:31,990 Okay. 572 00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:34,730 Okay, grazie mille. Okay. 573 00:24:49,660 --> 00:24:52,360 Hi. 574 00:24:52,490 --> 00:24:55,710 So, it turns out, if you walk for a half an hour in the rain, 575 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,500 it cleans you right up. 576 00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:58,450 You look great. 577 00:24:59,190 --> 00:25:00,540 - So I made a phone call. - Mm-hmm. 578 00:25:00,670 --> 00:25:01,630 Called my mom. 579 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,110 - Just to get some ideas. - Of course you did. 580 00:25:07,250 --> 00:25:08,900 And she suggested calling Daniele. 581 00:25:09,030 --> 00:25:10,070 Which I did. 582 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,030 - Mm-hmm. - He has called Triple A. 583 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,900 And they are en route. 584 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,690 Fun fact: Here in Italy, Triple A is called "Triple Ah." 585 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,090 Fuck off. 586 00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:23,040 See, it is kind of funny, right? 587 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,270 We can't even get to dinner. 588 00:25:30,310 --> 00:25:31,830 How are we supposed to raise a child? 589 00:25:48,550 --> 00:25:50,070 - Yeah, come on, come on, come on. 590 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,640 Yes, hi. Come, come, come, come. 591 00:25:51,770 --> 00:25:53,860 Cole, Cole, wake up. 592 00:25:55,210 --> 00:25:56,340 Oh, God. 593 00:25:56,470 --> 00:25:57,640 Is that Triple Ah? 594 00:25:57,770 --> 00:25:58,640 I think so. 595 00:25:58,770 --> 00:26:00,820 Yes. Hello. 596 00:26:01,950 --> 00:26:03,560 Hi. 597 00:26:03,690 --> 00:26:05,300 - How the fuck did he find us? - Are you here to help? 598 00:26:11,090 --> 00:26:13,180 Thank you for coming out, especially in this weather. 599 00:26:16,010 --> 00:26:17,180 - Sì. Yeah. - Yeah. 600 00:26:20,930 --> 00:26:21,880 Yeah. 601 00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:30,240 Yeah, we... 602 00:26:30,370 --> 00:26:31,460 Yeah, he told me to do that part. 603 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,240 Mm-hmm. We tried that. 604 00:26:33,370 --> 00:26:35,550 Yeah, no, we... 605 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:36,810 - We definitely tried that. - We tried that. 606 00:26:36,940 --> 00:26:37,640 Yeah. 607 00:26:45,650 --> 00:26:47,080 Yeah, it's pretty bad, right? 608 00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:54,570 I think he's here to help. 609 00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:55,830 Help us what? 610 00:26:58,570 --> 00:27:00,050 Hon, we're not getting any better offers right now. 611 00:27:01,010 --> 00:27:03,270 Okay? 612 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,930 It's an adventure. 613 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,190 - Okay. - Coming. 614 00:27:13,150 --> 00:27:15,160 You know, it's really hard 615 00:27:15,290 --> 00:27:18,160 to get this car in forest green in the U.S. 616 00:27:26,510 --> 00:27:28,340 Sorry, where-where are you taking us? 617 00:27:28,470 --> 00:27:30,650 Do you speak any English? 618 00:27:30,780 --> 00:27:32,910 We-we're staying at the, um-- fuck-- 619 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,830 the Hotel L... L'Spigerella? 620 00:27:39,010 --> 00:27:41,090 - Goddamn it. - What? 621 00:27:41,230 --> 00:27:42,620 I left my phone in the car. 622 00:27:42,750 --> 00:27:43,230 What? 623 00:27:44,490 --> 00:27:46,100 All right, well, we'll be back there soon. 624 00:27:46,230 --> 00:27:47,540 I'll... I'll hold on to the keys. 625 00:27:47,670 --> 00:27:48,880 Thank you. 626 00:27:57,890 --> 00:27:58,980 What is going on? 627 00:27:59,110 --> 00:27:59,940 I-I don't know. 628 00:28:02,030 --> 00:28:03,900 Well, where is he going? 629 00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:09,080 - Is that... - Okay. Yeah, don't look. 630 00:28:09,210 --> 00:28:10,250 - Oh, my God. - Don't... 631 00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:11,650 Cole, don't look. Cole, look at me. 632 00:28:11,780 --> 00:28:13,210 - Hey, hey, hey. - No, that's a... 633 00:28:13,340 --> 00:28:15,170 Yeah, I know. Hey, look at me. 634 00:29:15,190 --> 00:29:16,710 Uh, can we make a phone call? 635 00:29:19,890 --> 00:29:21,190 Scusi? Scusi? 636 00:29:23,630 --> 00:29:25,500 Okay. 637 00:29:28,330 --> 00:29:29,680 Oh, whoa, whoa. 638 00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:31,340 Whoa-oh! Hey! 639 00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:33,510 - Scusi! - What the fuck? 640 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:34,600 Hey, wait! Scusi! Where are you going? 641 00:29:39,340 --> 00:29:40,430 So this isn't his house? 642 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,220 - No. - What the fuck? 643 00:29:42,350 --> 00:29:44,480 Well, maybe on the bright side, 644 00:29:44,610 --> 00:29:47,130 we can just say he didn't shoot us. 645 00:29:47,260 --> 00:29:49,440 What? 646 00:29:51,570 --> 00:29:53,100 Oh, you... 647 00:29:53,230 --> 00:29:54,230 Happy anniversary. 648 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,750 What are you doing? 649 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,710 I'm checking to see if anybody's home 650 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:04,110 so we can go inside and make a phone call, 651 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:05,370 get the fuck out of here. 652 00:30:16,730 --> 00:30:19,170 We're sorry to bother you, but, um, our... 653 00:30:19,300 --> 00:30:21,170 Uh, a man just dropped us off. 654 00:30:21,300 --> 00:30:22,690 Our car... 655 00:30:22,820 --> 00:30:24,170 got stuck. 656 00:30:24,300 --> 00:30:25,350 Geez! 657 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:47,410 I don't want to go. 658 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:52,980 I don't want to. 659 00:30:55,290 --> 00:30:56,250 Do you have a phone? 660 00:30:56,380 --> 00:30:58,160 - Huh? - Uh, a phone. 661 00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:17,830 Scusi. Um, uh, telefono, um, is, um, uh, dead. 662 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,140 Morto. 663 00:31:33,330 --> 00:31:34,890 - What the fuck is going on? - I don't know. 664 00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:36,850 I just gave my phone to a blind woman. 665 00:31:57,790 --> 00:31:59,400 - Super into goats. - Yeah. 666 00:32:04,710 --> 00:32:06,840 Oh, my God. 667 00:32:06,970 --> 00:32:08,140 Of course. 668 00:32:08,270 --> 00:32:10,890 She's Zia Luciana. 669 00:32:11,020 --> 00:32:12,450 This is the restaurant. 670 00:32:12,580 --> 00:32:14,590 She's Zia Luciana. 671 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,150 Hold on. Hold on. 672 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:17,890 This is the restaurant we're supposed to be at? 673 00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:19,550 Yeah, uh... 674 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,070 Daniele said it was authentic. 675 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,120 It's, uh, rustic. 676 00:32:24,380 --> 00:32:27,690 Ah! You're Zia Luciana. 677 00:32:27,820 --> 00:32:28,950 - Sì. - You are her. She is you. 678 00:32:34,340 --> 00:32:35,430 Ah. Okay. 679 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:53,580 Okay. 680 00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:57,630 Oh. Thank you. 681 00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,370 - That looks delicious. - Pretty good. 682 00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:00,670 - Grazie. - Prego. 683 00:33:00,810 --> 00:33:02,110 - Grazie. - Eh? 684 00:33:04,550 --> 00:33:06,460 - Okay. - All right. 685 00:33:10,380 --> 00:33:13,210 Oh. Wow. 686 00:33:13,340 --> 00:33:16,340 - Holy... - This is really delicious. 687 00:33:16,470 --> 00:33:18,430 - And you doubted Daniele. - I did, but this is 688 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:19,560 between me and the pizza now. 689 00:33:19,690 --> 00:33:20,910 It's so sweet. I mean, they really 690 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,780 set us up for... They set us up. Yeah. 691 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,180 Yes. I know what that word means. 692 00:33:26,310 --> 00:33:27,610 We'll take a whole case if you got it. -Mmm. 693 00:33:29,570 --> 00:33:30,970 Right, huh? I don't even know. 694 00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:31,970 No, I think she wants... 695 00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,580 Aw. 696 00:33:38,540 --> 00:33:39,450 COLE and DOM: Salute. 697 00:33:39,580 --> 00:33:41,930 Uh, to our new family. 698 00:33:42,060 --> 00:33:42,930 Chin-chin. 699 00:33:43,060 --> 00:33:44,540 COLE and DOM: Chin-chin! 700 00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:47,900 - Mm-hmm. - That means "to love." 701 00:33:48,030 --> 00:33:49,200 Yep. 702 00:33:51,250 --> 00:33:52,510 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 703 00:33:59,650 --> 00:34:01,470 - I think she wants... - Us to do it. 704 00:34:01,610 --> 00:34:02,610 - Sure. - Okay. 705 00:34:04,170 --> 00:34:06,000 Mm... 706 00:34:06,130 --> 00:34:07,310 No! 707 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,680 - You see that? - Yeah, I saw. 708 00:34:28,810 --> 00:34:30,370 No, did you see her face when we kissed? 709 00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:32,550 I mean, she asked us to kiss, 710 00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,160 and then she was disgusted by it. 711 00:34:34,290 --> 00:34:35,730 She's like 2,000 years old. 712 00:34:44,870 --> 00:34:47,480 Daniele told me she makes wine the old-fashioned way. 713 00:34:47,610 --> 00:34:50,090 - Old-fashioned? - Yeah. 714 00:34:50,220 --> 00:34:51,520 She stomps the grapes with her little tootsies. 715 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,180 - She stomps the grapes... - Mm-hmm. 716 00:34:56,310 --> 00:34:57,840 - ...with her 80-year-old feet? - Mm-hmm. 717 00:34:57,970 --> 00:34:59,400 But don't you worry-- all the foot fungus 718 00:34:59,530 --> 00:35:01,580 is removed during the fermentation process. 719 00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:05,450 So we almost died on our anniversary... 720 00:35:05,580 --> 00:35:07,060 - Mm-hmm. - ...for foot wine? 721 00:35:07,190 --> 00:35:08,850 Mm-hmm. 722 00:35:08,980 --> 00:35:10,630 And for that, I love you very much. 723 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,200 Are you already a little drunk? 724 00:35:12,330 --> 00:35:13,680 Maybe. 725 00:35:27,870 --> 00:35:29,130 I'm sorry I freaked out. I shouldn't have done that. 726 00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:30,300 Hey. 727 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:32,300 I don't mind. 728 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,870 I kind of like it when you panic. 729 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,480 - You like it when I panic? - Yeah. 730 00:35:37,610 --> 00:35:39,220 Makes me feel like you need me. 731 00:35:39,350 --> 00:35:41,970 Baby, I do need you. 732 00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:46,930 You're gonna be a great dad, Cole. 733 00:35:47,060 --> 00:35:50,370 I was beginning to think that maybe... 734 00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:52,760 - We would never be dads? - No. 735 00:35:52,890 --> 00:35:54,890 That we would die here. 736 00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:58,110 Just alone in a... a rental car. 737 00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:00,900 We ain't going out like that. 738 00:36:01,030 --> 00:36:02,460 We're gonna figure it out. 739 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:03,640 - We always do. - Yes. 740 00:36:06,510 --> 00:36:07,690 Oh. 741 00:36:12,610 --> 00:36:14,610 - Wow. - Ooh. 742 00:36:14,740 --> 00:36:16,650 It's like a work of art. 743 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,410 Oh. That's all you, baby. 744 00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:45,810 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 745 00:36:45,940 --> 00:36:47,210 - Go ahead. - Yeah. 746 00:36:47,340 --> 00:36:48,080 Uh-huh. 747 00:36:48,210 --> 00:36:49,340 Mmm! 748 00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:53,860 Holy shit, this sausage is legendary. 749 00:36:53,990 --> 00:36:55,780 - Mmm! - Dom. 750 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,220 Put some on your plate. 751 00:37:02,350 --> 00:37:04,790 You don't understand-- there's nothing worse, 752 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,880 no act of violence more traumatic for her 753 00:37:07,010 --> 00:37:08,270 than you not eating her food. 754 00:37:13,060 --> 00:37:15,190 I haven't eaten meat in 15 years. 755 00:37:17,580 --> 00:37:19,450 It looks delicious. 756 00:37:24,290 --> 00:37:26,240 Mmm. Uh-huh. 757 00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:27,720 You didn't have to take that big of a bite. 758 00:37:27,850 --> 00:37:29,160 It was an accident. 759 00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:30,940 Mmm. Delicious. 760 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,250 - Ah. - Delicious. 761 00:38:59,470 --> 00:39:01,340 - Mmm. - Mmm. 762 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,350 Ta-da! 763 00:39:23,270 --> 00:39:24,800 It's so inspiring to see someone 764 00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:26,450 so passionate about their food. 765 00:39:26,580 --> 00:39:28,450 Mm-hmm. 766 00:39:33,810 --> 00:39:35,810 - I'm gonna hurl. - What? 767 00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:37,810 - I'm gonna... - Oh, my God. 768 00:39:37,940 --> 00:39:39,860 Baby, uh... 769 00:39:43,470 --> 00:39:45,080 Uh, he-he went to the bathroom. 770 00:39:45,210 --> 00:39:47,040 He's constipated. 771 00:39:47,170 --> 00:39:49,600 He hasn't gone since we've been here. 772 00:39:49,740 --> 00:39:51,820 Definitely not puking from your meat. 773 00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:13,630 To wash my hands from all the... 774 00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:15,330 Ow. Okay, thank you. 775 00:40:15,460 --> 00:40:17,070 Oh, it's very hot. 776 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,680 Nice. Oh, thank you. 777 00:40:18,810 --> 00:40:21,110 - Grazie. - Prego. 778 00:40:23,510 --> 00:40:25,640 - Okay. - No, no. 779 00:40:25,770 --> 00:40:27,160 Oh. 780 00:40:31,650 --> 00:40:33,170 - Okay. - No. 781 00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:35,350 Oh, okay, okay, okay. 782 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,520 Grazie. 783 00:40:37,650 --> 00:40:39,130 Okay? 784 00:40:39,260 --> 00:40:40,700 Yeah? 785 00:40:40,830 --> 00:40:42,920 Bravo. 786 00:40:44,700 --> 00:40:46,660 Dom! 787 00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:54,020 Okay. 788 00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:53,340 Oh. 789 00:42:07,610 --> 00:42:08,790 Good evening. 790 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,360 Oh, no. 791 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:19,890 We got to get the fuck out... 792 00:42:20,020 --> 00:42:21,630 What's going on here? 793 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,850 Uh, she took my shirt. 794 00:42:23,980 --> 00:42:25,540 She undressed you? 795 00:42:25,670 --> 00:42:27,460 You're making me feel weird. 796 00:42:27,590 --> 00:42:28,720 Baby, it is weird. 797 00:42:28,850 --> 00:42:29,810 I was dirty. 798 00:42:29,940 --> 00:42:31,550 Hey. 799 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:32,810 What is going on? 800 00:42:33,860 --> 00:42:36,290 I think she's getting me a new shirt. 801 00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:38,120 - Okay, well, that's weird, too. - I know. 802 00:42:38,250 --> 00:42:40,780 Look, there is a very, very old... 803 00:42:40,910 --> 00:42:43,130 It doesn't matter. 804 00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:45,220 It's late. I'm tired. I don't feel well. 805 00:42:45,350 --> 00:42:47,000 Let's just go and cuddle. 806 00:42:47,130 --> 00:42:48,350 Yeah, I-I like that idea. 807 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:49,870 - That sounds nice. - Okay. Okay. Okay. 808 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,530 Oh, here she comes. 809 00:42:51,660 --> 00:42:53,880 - Zia Luciana... - Oh. 810 00:42:54,010 --> 00:42:56,530 Um, we are very tired. 811 00:42:57,790 --> 00:42:59,230 We're very tired, 812 00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,840 and we would like to, um, go home, 813 00:43:01,970 --> 00:43:03,800 so can we use your phone? 814 00:43:05,450 --> 00:43:06,500 Your phone? 815 00:43:06,630 --> 00:43:08,240 Ah. Telefono. 816 00:43:10,370 --> 00:43:12,070 Maybe my phone's charged now, too. 817 00:43:27,170 --> 00:43:29,260 - Wow. - Telefono. Telefono. 818 00:43:29,390 --> 00:43:31,170 - Grazie. - Prego. 819 00:43:35,130 --> 00:43:37,220 Goddamn it. 820 00:43:44,100 --> 00:43:46,010 It's amazing-- your kitchen. 821 00:43:46,150 --> 00:43:48,280 Is that a pizza oven? 822 00:43:48,410 --> 00:43:49,930 COLE [from other room]: Dom? 823 00:43:50,060 --> 00:43:51,590 - Yeah? - What is Daniele's number? 824 00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:53,370 Uh... 825 00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:55,850 3476... 826 00:44:07,990 --> 00:44:10,560 Dom, let's just get out of here, okay? 827 00:44:10,690 --> 00:44:12,080 I can't see a fucking thing. 828 00:44:12,220 --> 00:44:14,220 Does she have a generator? 829 00:44:14,350 --> 00:44:15,740 Well, how the fuck would I know that? 830 00:44:15,870 --> 00:44:17,610 I'm just gonna go look for matches. 831 00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:46,030 Dom, can we just... Oh, fuck! 832 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:46,680 - You okay? - Yes. 833 00:44:46,810 --> 00:44:48,380 Okay. 834 00:44:48,510 --> 00:44:50,430 - Cole? - Dom? 835 00:44:51,730 --> 00:44:53,470 Ah, fuck! 836 00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:55,650 Ow! Whoa! 837 00:45:05,830 --> 00:45:07,050 Oh, my God, she just... 838 00:45:07,180 --> 00:45:09,320 sh-sh-she just jumped out at me, 839 00:45:09,450 --> 00:45:11,710 and she-she just... she... What are we gonna do? 840 00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:13,280 Hey, hey. Cole, just breathe. 841 00:45:13,410 --> 00:45:15,230 Just breathe. 842 00:45:15,370 --> 00:45:16,150 Okay. 843 00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,190 Zia? 844 00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:21,370 Call an ambulance. 845 00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:23,020 - Your phone doesn't work. - Use the house phone. 846 00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:24,110 - House phone? - Call an ambulance. 847 00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:25,550 - 911. 911. - Mm-hmm. 848 00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,590 911. 911. 849 00:45:27,730 --> 00:45:29,640 Shit. 850 00:45:29,770 --> 00:45:31,160 Fuck. 851 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:34,650 Zia? 852 00:45:34,780 --> 00:45:39,000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 853 00:45:39,130 --> 00:45:40,870 Zia? 854 00:45:58,450 --> 00:46:00,890 - Cole! - What? 855 00:46:01,020 --> 00:46:03,630 Cole, she's... she's not, uh... 856 00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:04,630 Dead? 857 00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:06,290 She's not alive. 858 00:46:06,420 --> 00:46:07,900 Is she dead? 859 00:46:08,370 --> 00:46:10,120 Call the fucking ambulance. 860 00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:11,420 It's not working. 861 00:46:11,550 --> 00:46:13,640 911 is different in Italy. 862 00:46:13,770 --> 00:46:15,730 It doesn't matter, because there's no power. 863 00:46:16,990 --> 00:46:18,690 Shit, shit. 864 00:46:18,820 --> 00:46:20,210 Is she breathing? 865 00:46:20,340 --> 00:46:21,470 She's not moving. 866 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,780 Oh, my God. What do we do? 867 00:46:26,130 --> 00:46:27,260 - CPR. - What? 868 00:46:27,390 --> 00:46:28,440 We can do CPR. We took the class. 869 00:46:28,570 --> 00:46:29,700 That was CPR for infants. 870 00:46:29,830 --> 00:46:30,960 I know, so this should be easier. 871 00:46:31,090 --> 00:46:33,010 Uh... I can't do it. 872 00:46:33,140 --> 00:46:35,360 I can't, either. I wasn't paying attention. 873 00:46:35,490 --> 00:46:37,450 You weren't paying attention in CPR for infants 874 00:46:37,580 --> 00:46:39,320 and we were about to have an infant? 875 00:46:39,450 --> 00:46:41,970 I was gonna watch it again when we had the baby. 876 00:46:42,100 --> 00:46:43,150 Is this because you didn't think 877 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:44,500 we were gonna have that baby? 878 00:46:46,670 --> 00:46:48,110 Wow. 879 00:46:49,810 --> 00:46:51,500 You do it! 880 00:46:53,380 --> 00:46:54,770 You do it. 881 00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:57,990 Okay. 882 00:47:09,090 --> 00:47:10,610 What was that? 883 00:47:11,830 --> 00:47:13,270 Bones? 884 00:47:14,180 --> 00:47:16,140 Bones? 885 00:47:16,270 --> 00:47:17,490 I think you cracked her ribs. 886 00:47:19,180 --> 00:47:19,920 I hurt her? 887 00:47:20,050 --> 00:47:22,670 - No. - How? 888 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,190 Well, because she's already... 889 00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:25,410 We should go for help. 890 00:47:25,540 --> 00:47:26,970 - Yes, yes. Okay. - Yes, yes. 891 00:47:27,110 --> 00:47:28,760 Stay here. 892 00:47:30,890 --> 00:47:31,980 Fuck! 893 00:47:32,110 --> 00:47:33,330 What do we do? 894 00:47:35,420 --> 00:47:36,980 Accidents happen, right? 895 00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:38,330 - Right. - Right? Okay, so... 896 00:47:38,460 --> 00:47:39,990 We didn't do anything wrong, 897 00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:41,030 and that's what we'll tell them. 898 00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:42,510 Tell who? 899 00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:44,380 The-the cops or the ambulance. 900 00:47:44,510 --> 00:47:45,380 - I don't know. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 901 00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:46,520 You want to tell the police 902 00:47:46,650 --> 00:47:48,260 in our perfect Italian that we accidentally 903 00:47:48,390 --> 00:47:49,870 knocked an old woman down a flight of stairs 904 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,610 and then cracked her ribs trying to revive her? 905 00:47:51,740 --> 00:47:53,220 Well, I wouldn't phrase it exactly like that. 906 00:47:53,350 --> 00:47:54,870 How would you phrase it, Dom? 907 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,530 I would say something like we're... 908 00:47:56,660 --> 00:47:59,440 you know, two hapless tourists who-who... 909 00:47:59,570 --> 00:48:02,970 You know, fuck me, we... we got... 910 00:48:03,100 --> 00:48:05,010 we got stuck in a ditch. 911 00:48:05,140 --> 00:48:07,970 And we met a very sweet old woman 912 00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:11,280 who, like so many other sweet old women, 913 00:48:11,410 --> 00:48:14,540 fell down a flight of stairs 914 00:48:14,670 --> 00:48:16,760 while we were in the other room. 915 00:48:16,890 --> 00:48:19,070 There. 916 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:20,810 That's what I would say. 917 00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:22,600 What about the broken ribs? 918 00:48:22,730 --> 00:48:24,380 Accidents happen. 919 00:48:27,470 --> 00:48:29,780 Oh, God. 920 00:48:29,910 --> 00:48:31,080 - What is that? - It's a car. Someone's coming. 921 00:48:31,210 --> 00:48:32,610 - Who? - I don't know. Your mother? 922 00:48:32,740 --> 00:48:34,260 No, she's still in California. 923 00:48:34,390 --> 00:48:35,300 She couldn't have gotten here that quickly. 924 00:48:35,430 --> 00:48:36,570 What are we gonna do? 925 00:48:36,700 --> 00:48:37,700 All right, I'm gonna go handle it. 926 00:48:37,830 --> 00:48:38,920 You go watch her. 927 00:48:39,050 --> 00:48:40,000 Watch her what, die more? 928 00:48:40,130 --> 00:48:41,530 Yeah. 929 00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:53,230 Hi. Can I, uh, help you? 930 00:48:53,370 --> 00:48:55,370 Give me keys. 931 00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:57,670 I'm sorry, did you say you want me to give you a kiss? 932 00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,200 Give me keys. 933 00:48:59,330 --> 00:49:01,030 Oh, keys. 934 00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,110 Our keys-- you... 935 00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:04,940 you want our car keys. 936 00:49:05,070 --> 00:49:06,940 Ah. 937 00:49:07,070 --> 00:49:09,120 Are you Triple Ah? 938 00:49:09,250 --> 00:49:10,900 I take. 939 00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,480 Oh, God. 940 00:49:24,610 --> 00:49:26,350 Cole? 941 00:49:26,490 --> 00:49:28,230 - Who the fuck was that? - Jesus. 942 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,620 - Hiding in a manger? - Yes! 943 00:49:31,750 --> 00:49:33,360 It was some man. 944 00:49:33,490 --> 00:49:35,360 I-I gave him our car keys. 945 00:49:35,490 --> 00:49:37,320 - You gave him our keys? - Yes. I had no choice. 946 00:49:37,450 --> 00:49:39,540 - You had no choice? - He asked very forcefully. 947 00:49:39,670 --> 00:49:42,070 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, great. 948 00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,550 Okay, here's what we're gonna do. 949 00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,110 We're gonna take her car, 950 00:49:47,250 --> 00:49:48,940 we're gonna go find our car, and then 951 00:49:49,070 --> 00:49:50,380 we're gonna drive to Rome and we'll be there by morning. 952 00:49:50,510 --> 00:49:52,080 We're just gonna leave her down here? 953 00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:55,560 Someone will find her. 954 00:49:55,690 --> 00:49:56,910 - Eventually. - And you're okay with that? 955 00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:58,950 I can get okay with that. 956 00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:00,350 I can't just leave her in a basement. 957 00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:03,000 We have to... 958 00:50:03,130 --> 00:50:04,260 take her to a hospital? 959 00:50:04,390 --> 00:50:06,570 She's dead. 960 00:50:13,490 --> 00:50:15,190 Okay, fine. 961 00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:16,840 We'll move her. 962 00:50:20,450 --> 00:50:22,450 - Ow. Fucking ham. - Oh. 963 00:50:22,590 --> 00:50:23,800 That... 964 00:50:23,930 --> 00:50:25,330 Okay. 965 00:50:25,460 --> 00:50:26,940 Arms. 966 00:50:30,940 --> 00:50:31,770 Okay, on three. 967 00:50:31,900 --> 00:50:32,940 Okay. 968 00:50:33,070 --> 00:50:35,120 One, two, three. 969 00:50:36,340 --> 00:50:37,600 Oh! 970 00:50:37,730 --> 00:50:39,650 Oh, God, was that her neck? 971 00:50:39,780 --> 00:50:42,170 Fucking old lady bones. 972 00:50:42,740 --> 00:50:44,690 - Baby. Let's go. - Oh, God. 973 00:50:44,820 --> 00:50:46,960 - Okay. - Ready? 974 00:50:47,090 --> 00:50:48,960 - Yep. - Cradle her head. 975 00:50:49,090 --> 00:50:50,350 One, two, three. 976 00:50:52,270 --> 00:50:53,750 Oh, God. 977 00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:55,360 She's heavy. 978 00:50:55,490 --> 00:50:56,710 It's dead weight, baby. 979 00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:58,450 Throw your back into it. 980 00:51:00,270 --> 00:51:01,710 Lift with your legs, baby. 981 00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:03,280 Yeah, baby. I know, I know. Okay. 982 00:51:03,410 --> 00:51:05,760 Oh, God. Okay, I-I-I need to put her down. 983 00:51:05,890 --> 00:51:07,410 - Where? - Uh, on the floor? 984 00:51:07,540 --> 00:51:08,760 - The floor is dirty. - Okay. 985 00:51:08,890 --> 00:51:10,150 - Uh, on the table. - Okay. 986 00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:11,330 Okay. 987 00:51:11,460 --> 00:51:13,590 Okay. 988 00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:15,070 - Just hold her. - Oh, God. 989 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:17,470 Hurry up. 990 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,550 Well, I don't want to break her stemware. 991 00:51:19,690 --> 00:51:20,770 - Okay. All right, ready? - Okay. 992 00:51:20,900 --> 00:51:22,170 - Yep. - Okay. 993 00:51:22,300 --> 00:51:23,690 Just come here, Zia. 994 00:51:23,820 --> 00:51:24,560 There we go, Zia. 995 00:51:24,690 --> 00:51:27,080 There we go, babe. There we go. 996 00:51:27,210 --> 00:51:29,350 - Let's just slide her back. - Okay. Slide her down. 997 00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:31,700 Oh! 998 00:51:31,830 --> 00:51:33,440 You got to quit breaking her bones, man. 999 00:51:33,570 --> 00:51:35,480 - I'm not breaking her bones! - Oh, God. 1000 00:51:35,610 --> 00:51:37,400 Okay. Okay. -Okay, we just need to find her car keys. 1001 00:51:37,530 --> 00:51:39,970 Okay. Okay. Uh, by the door. 1002 00:51:40,100 --> 00:51:41,620 - By the door, I think. - Okay, okay, okay. 1003 00:51:43,010 --> 00:51:44,670 - Okay, I got 'em. - Okay. 1004 00:51:47,190 --> 00:51:47,840 Oh. 1005 00:52:08,950 --> 00:52:10,170 This is real. 1006 00:52:24,750 --> 00:52:27,750 We're not bad people. 1007 00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:30,540 We're supposed to be on our anniversary, for fuck's sake. 1008 00:52:30,670 --> 00:52:33,280 Okay, Dom, don't freak out. 1009 00:52:33,410 --> 00:52:34,890 If you freak out, then I freak out, okay? 1010 00:52:35,020 --> 00:52:36,200 Just go call someone. 1011 00:52:36,330 --> 00:52:38,420 Okay. Okay. 1012 00:52:38,550 --> 00:52:40,940 The phone. 1013 00:52:41,070 --> 00:52:42,730 Call on the phone. 1014 00:52:46,030 --> 00:52:47,510 Dom? 1015 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,390 Are we sure that's a good idea? 1016 00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:55,170 Jesus Christ! 1017 00:52:55,300 --> 00:52:56,740 Yeah. 1018 00:52:56,870 --> 00:52:59,130 Jesus Christ. 1019 00:52:59,260 --> 00:53:01,960 She had Jesus Christ in her life. 1020 00:53:02,090 --> 00:53:04,570 And it was a long life and a beautiful life, 1021 00:53:04,700 --> 00:53:07,050 but it is over now, okay? 1022 00:53:07,180 --> 00:53:11,060 And I will not risk my-- ours-- our family's life, 1023 00:53:11,190 --> 00:53:13,190 because she tumbled down a flight of stairs! 1024 00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,110 Okay. Dom, just don't yell at me right now. 1025 00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:17,320 Look! 1026 00:53:17,460 --> 00:53:19,330 A lost rental car? 1027 00:53:19,460 --> 00:53:20,850 We can handle that. 1028 00:53:20,980 --> 00:53:22,370 That's just some insurance bullshit. 1029 00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:24,200 But a dead body? 1030 00:53:24,330 --> 00:53:26,200 We have a child coming, 1031 00:53:26,330 --> 00:53:29,860 and we cannot get involved in all of this 1032 00:53:29,990 --> 00:53:33,340 and jeopardize our child's future. 1033 00:53:33,470 --> 00:53:35,080 Yes. You are right. 1034 00:53:37,870 --> 00:53:39,300 Oh, f... 1035 00:53:39,430 --> 00:53:40,350 Fuck! 1036 00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,530 - What are you doing? - Getting rid of the evidence. 1037 00:53:45,660 --> 00:53:47,530 Help me. 1038 00:53:49,790 --> 00:53:51,100 There we go. 1039 00:53:54,100 --> 00:53:56,060 Uh... 1040 00:53:56,190 --> 00:53:56,670 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 1041 00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:57,760 Yes, I'm trying. 1042 00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:05,720 Pulled you out like a little bitch. 1043 00:54:09,590 --> 00:54:11,810 - Are those... - Yes, these are our car keys 1044 00:54:11,940 --> 00:54:13,690 'cause this is the man who took our keys. 1045 00:54:13,820 --> 00:54:15,340 Thank you. 1046 00:54:15,470 --> 00:54:17,650 Ah, it was nothing. 1047 00:54:17,780 --> 00:54:18,950 Uh, well, how-how did you get it out? 1048 00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,080 It was... it was really stuck. 1049 00:54:21,210 --> 00:54:22,870 I mean, we didn't even know how to... 1050 00:54:24,090 --> 00:54:26,000 Why would you know how to? 1051 00:54:26,130 --> 00:54:29,920 You from, uh, city, no? You don't know dirt. 1052 00:54:30,050 --> 00:54:33,010 I would tell how, but, uh... 1053 00:54:33,140 --> 00:54:35,970 you will not be in this situation again, right? 1054 00:54:36,100 --> 00:54:37,490 Right. 1055 00:54:41,450 --> 00:54:44,370 Uh, I, uh... 1056 00:54:44,500 --> 00:54:47,020 I apologize for earlier. 1057 00:54:47,150 --> 00:54:52,160 Uh, my... my attitude was not correct. 1058 00:54:52,290 --> 00:54:55,030 Pedro was so mad you blocked the road to his farm. 1059 00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:57,380 Oh, we're so sorry about that. I mean... 1060 00:54:57,510 --> 00:54:58,470 I don't mind to help. 1061 00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:01,730 Just, uh, so tired. 1062 00:55:01,860 --> 00:55:03,820 Uh, was out hunting all day. 1063 00:55:03,950 --> 00:55:06,350 And, uh, was in the middle of sex 1064 00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:08,650 when I get the call to come, so, uh... 1065 00:55:08,780 --> 00:55:11,090 I come, and then I come. 1066 00:55:11,220 --> 00:55:13,400 Well, we're sorry about that, too. 1067 00:55:13,530 --> 00:55:16,840 Uh, just been a very long time. 1068 00:55:16,970 --> 00:55:21,060 Uh, I knew how important it was 1069 00:55:21,190 --> 00:55:25,020 for my mother to have you here tonight. 1070 00:55:26,450 --> 00:55:28,410 Your mother? 1071 00:55:28,540 --> 00:55:31,460 Sì. When she say, "Massimo, come relieve these men," 1072 00:55:31,590 --> 00:55:33,460 I knew I must come. 1073 00:55:33,590 --> 00:55:36,510 "Mamma, Mamma, okay, okay." 1074 00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:40,690 Uh, she's, uh... so excited. 1075 00:55:40,820 --> 00:55:44,380 You give her, uh, new life. 1076 00:55:45,910 --> 00:55:49,090 Uh, before this, uh, 1077 00:55:49,220 --> 00:55:51,870 she not even wanting to cook ever again. 1078 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:55,130 But when she found out she had fans 1079 00:55:55,270 --> 00:55:57,090 and that you come so far to eat her... 1080 00:55:57,220 --> 00:56:00,570 - I'm sorry? - Eat... eat with her? 1081 00:56:00,710 --> 00:56:02,790 Sì, Si. This, uh... my English. 1082 00:56:02,930 --> 00:56:04,360 Our Italian. 1083 00:56:04,490 --> 00:56:07,710 You really, uh, 1084 00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:09,370 bring her back to life. 1085 00:56:11,190 --> 00:56:13,720 This the woman I know, you know? 1086 00:56:13,850 --> 00:56:18,200 So, many thank-yous, to youse. 1087 00:56:18,720 --> 00:56:21,330 Well, a toast, uh, uh... Ma? 1088 00:56:25,730 --> 00:56:26,690 She's deaf. 1089 00:56:26,820 --> 00:56:28,600 You know what? 1090 00:56:28,730 --> 00:56:30,170 We're driving, so we probably shouldn't drink, 1091 00:56:30,300 --> 00:56:32,170 and we should probably be going. 1092 00:56:32,300 --> 00:56:35,700 No, no. Massimo? 1093 00:56:35,830 --> 00:56:37,130 Sì? 1094 00:56:37,260 --> 00:56:38,920 There's something we need to tell you. 1095 00:56:39,050 --> 00:56:40,400 - Dom. - Your mother... 1096 00:56:40,530 --> 00:56:42,750 Dom. 1097 00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:45,050 - Sì? - She, uh... 1098 00:56:45,180 --> 00:56:48,490 Makes the best pizza we've ever tasted in our entire lives. 1099 00:56:48,620 --> 00:56:50,230 Well... 1100 00:56:51,710 --> 00:56:55,110 Well, is true, this. 1101 00:56:55,240 --> 00:56:57,200 Uh... 1102 00:56:57,330 --> 00:57:01,200 I tell to you, 1103 00:57:01,330 --> 00:57:03,120 she live for this night. 1104 00:57:03,250 --> 00:57:07,640 For you to care about her cooking. 1105 00:57:07,770 --> 00:57:10,510 Is more the case now that, uh, 1106 00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:12,690 my brother Giovanni... 1107 00:57:14,340 --> 00:57:17,220 ...is, uh, die. 1108 00:57:17,350 --> 00:57:19,310 Is gone. 1109 00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:21,440 Uh, pass away. 1110 00:57:23,530 --> 00:57:25,440 Hmm. Sorry. 1111 00:57:25,570 --> 00:57:28,620 Yes, and, uh, my father... 1112 00:57:28,750 --> 00:57:30,270 he have, uh... 1113 00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:35,060 coma stroke, uh, when my brother die. 1114 00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:38,190 Now he on, uh... 1115 00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:41,890 iron lung six month. 1116 00:57:42,940 --> 00:57:45,330 Ah, I say too much. 1117 00:57:45,460 --> 00:57:46,990 Uh, we drink. 1118 00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:48,470 I find some grappa. You like? 1119 00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:49,290 You will like. 1120 00:57:50,340 --> 00:57:52,160 You no go till we drink together. 1121 00:57:52,300 --> 00:57:53,080 Okay. 1122 00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:57,340 Let's go now. Let's go now. 1123 00:58:00,610 --> 00:58:02,040 Open it. Open it. 1124 00:58:02,170 --> 00:58:03,220 - You open it. - You open it. 1125 00:58:03,350 --> 00:58:04,570 - You have the keys. - I don't... Oh, wait. 1126 00:58:04,700 --> 00:58:05,920 - You... - I don't... I... 1127 00:58:06,050 --> 00:58:08,310 - Okay, uh, I do. - No. 1128 00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:09,620 I have the keys, uh, but I do not have the phone. 1129 00:58:09,750 --> 00:58:10,700 - Well, go get your phone. - I'm going. 1130 00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:11,970 - Ciao. - Hi. 1131 00:58:12,100 --> 00:58:13,710 - Oh! - Sorry, sorry to jump you. 1132 00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:15,270 - Oh, no. - Um... 1133 00:58:15,410 --> 00:58:18,060 - I am Francesca. - Uh-huh. 1134 00:58:19,580 --> 00:58:20,800 - Oh, great. - Oh, okay. 1135 00:58:20,930 --> 00:58:23,720 Sì, um... you-you Finnish? 1136 00:58:23,850 --> 00:58:26,020 Yeah, uh, no, we're American. 1137 00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:26,940 No, finish with the dinner. 1138 00:58:27,070 --> 00:58:28,720 - Uh, yeah. - Uh-huh. 1139 00:58:28,850 --> 00:58:30,860 - I know who you... - You do? 1140 00:58:30,990 --> 00:58:33,950 Sì. You the, um... uh... 1141 00:58:36,510 --> 00:58:37,600 Luciana tell me all about you. 1142 00:58:37,730 --> 00:58:39,340 - Ah. - She did? 1143 00:58:39,470 --> 00:58:41,520 Ah. Dom and Cole, uh, from Los Angeles. 1144 00:58:41,650 --> 00:58:42,690 - I know everything. - Uh-huh. 1145 00:58:42,820 --> 00:58:44,960 Okay. Everything? 1146 00:58:45,090 --> 00:58:46,910 You leaving? 1147 00:58:47,050 --> 00:58:48,480 - Yeah, yeah, we got to go. - Yeah. 1148 00:58:48,610 --> 00:58:50,310 Yeah. -In fact, I got to go get my phone. 1149 00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:51,220 - Yeah, grab the phone and... - So nice to meet you. Bye. 1150 00:58:51,350 --> 00:58:52,620 - Okay. - Yeah, we're just gonna... 1151 00:58:52,750 --> 00:58:53,750 We'll be on our way. 1152 00:58:56,710 --> 00:58:57,970 - Another. Another. Yes. - Oh, uh, thank-thank you. 1153 00:58:58,100 --> 00:58:59,140 - Come. - Thank you. 1154 00:59:02,970 --> 00:59:04,060 You are wet. 1155 00:59:04,190 --> 00:59:05,280 Uh, yeah. 1156 00:59:05,410 --> 00:59:06,760 Where you go? 1157 00:59:06,890 --> 00:59:09,110 Just coming to get my phone. 1158 00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:10,330 Your mom was charging it for me and... 1159 00:59:10,460 --> 00:59:12,290 That is, uh... 1160 00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:16,160 This, uh... 1161 00:59:17,950 --> 00:59:19,600 It is, uh... 1162 00:59:20,820 --> 00:59:22,210 This my... 1163 00:59:23,910 --> 00:59:26,910 This my brother's shirt-- Giovanni. 1164 00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:28,090 - Yeah. - I buy for him. 1165 00:59:28,220 --> 00:59:29,040 - Yeah. Your mom. - I know this. 1166 00:59:29,170 --> 00:59:31,090 - How you get? - Your mom... 1167 00:59:31,220 --> 00:59:34,010 My shirt was muddy, and so your mom... 1168 00:59:34,140 --> 00:59:36,570 - Mamma give you this? - Yeah. 1169 00:59:36,700 --> 00:59:38,710 Mamma give you shirt of my brother? 1170 00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:40,750 Yeah, she gave it to me 'cause she washed my... 1171 00:59:44,190 --> 00:59:45,500 No, no, no. 1172 00:59:45,630 --> 00:59:47,320 Too soon. 1173 00:59:47,450 --> 00:59:49,630 Giovanni only die a little bit ago. 1174 00:59:51,370 --> 00:59:53,110 I can give you back the shirt. 1175 00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:55,770 I-I really don't need to keep it. 1176 00:59:58,030 --> 01:00:01,250 Giovanni was, uh, like you. 1177 01:00:01,380 --> 01:00:02,730 He a gay. 1178 01:00:03,430 --> 01:00:07,390 Uh, she always want him to be happy. 1179 01:00:07,950 --> 01:00:11,300 Make husband, have a family. 1180 01:00:11,430 --> 01:00:14,870 But, uh, it not go like this. 1181 01:00:19,050 --> 01:00:20,700 I'm really sorry. 1182 01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:38,720 - She deaf. - She deaf. Yeah. 1183 01:00:38,850 --> 01:00:40,640 I'm gonna get the phone, and then I'm gonna... 1184 01:00:40,770 --> 01:00:42,550 Ooh. No... 1185 01:00:44,510 --> 01:00:49,340 You two, uh, walk home or, uh, need these? 1186 01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:52,650 Come. 1187 01:00:52,780 --> 01:00:54,220 Drink with me. 1188 01:00:54,350 --> 01:00:55,870 It's just that my husband's outside. 1189 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:59,740 - He's waiting for... - He figure out. Sit. 1190 01:00:59,870 --> 01:01:01,440 We were just trying to drive back to the city tonight. 1191 01:01:01,570 --> 01:01:02,660 We weren't thinking it was gonna be 1192 01:01:02,790 --> 01:01:04,840 a big late night, so... 1193 01:01:04,970 --> 01:01:07,190 No grappa... 1194 01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:08,970 no leave. 1195 01:01:15,110 --> 01:01:16,330 Fuck. 1196 01:01:19,110 --> 01:01:20,980 Thank you so much. That's... 1197 01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:24,900 - ...really nice of you. - Ah, is nothing. 1198 01:01:25,030 --> 01:01:25,330 I should really go. 1199 01:01:27,340 --> 01:01:31,910 You no see, uh, a small, black goat? 1200 01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:33,470 She Luna. 1201 01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:36,610 Oh, no, uh, just, um... just Bella. 1202 01:01:39,910 --> 01:01:40,960 She get scared. 1203 01:01:41,090 --> 01:01:43,270 - Oh. - Scared of, um... 1204 01:02:16,390 --> 01:02:18,820 Massimo, I'm really sorry for wearing your brother's shirt. 1205 01:02:18,950 --> 01:02:20,520 I'd like to return it. 1206 01:02:31,970 --> 01:02:33,050 You going to be dead. 1207 01:02:33,180 --> 01:02:35,450 What? 1208 01:02:35,580 --> 01:02:38,280 - Dead. You going to be dead. - No. 1209 01:02:38,410 --> 01:02:40,840 - Dead. Is wonderful. - No. No. 1210 01:02:40,970 --> 01:02:42,500 - You going to be dead. - I don't want to be dead! 1211 01:02:42,630 --> 01:02:45,280 - I got to go find Dom. - Or, um, she hide. 1212 01:02:45,410 --> 01:02:46,980 Or in there. 1213 01:02:47,110 --> 01:02:48,550 In there, under table, in there. 1214 01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:50,510 No, no. No, no, no, she's not in there. 1215 01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:52,510 No, 'cause I would've... I was in there. 1216 01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:54,120 I would've seen her. 1217 01:02:54,250 --> 01:02:56,210 So she's not... not in there. 1218 01:02:56,340 --> 01:02:57,770 Definitely not under the table. 1219 01:02:57,900 --> 01:02:59,780 Okay, uh... 1220 01:02:59,910 --> 01:03:00,560 Well, I'll see you. 1221 01:03:02,130 --> 01:03:03,820 - Ciao. - Bye. 1222 01:03:09,260 --> 01:03:11,350 We celebrate. I-I take head off. 1223 01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:13,010 No. Please don't take the head off. No. 1224 01:03:13,140 --> 01:03:14,750 - You going to be dead. - I don't want to be dead! 1225 01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:17,450 Why not? Is great. It happens when it happens. 1226 01:03:17,580 --> 01:03:18,710 - You going to be dead. - No, please. 1227 01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:20,450 - Dead, dead, dead! - I don't want to be dead! 1228 01:03:21,620 --> 01:03:23,540 Fuck. 1229 01:03:23,670 --> 01:03:25,240 Is pathetic. Come here! You going to be dead. 1230 01:03:25,370 --> 01:03:26,500 - I don't want to. - Dead. 1231 01:03:30,420 --> 01:03:31,680 Ay, uh... 1232 01:03:34,900 --> 01:03:37,160 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1233 01:03:37,290 --> 01:03:38,250 I'm sorry. 1234 01:03:38,380 --> 01:03:40,600 Cole, you stabbed him. 1235 01:03:40,730 --> 01:03:43,040 Well, he was gonna... I just needed to... 1236 01:03:47,690 --> 01:03:48,690 Oh! 1237 01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:55,660 Why you treat me like town horse? 1238 01:03:59,490 --> 01:04:01,320 I come to say you going to be dead. 1239 01:04:01,450 --> 01:04:02,880 Why? 1240 01:04:03,010 --> 01:04:04,710 - No. - Dead. 1241 01:04:09,410 --> 01:04:10,590 Sorry. 1242 01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:12,540 Sorry. Sorry. 1243 01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:14,110 Sorry. 1244 01:04:21,210 --> 01:04:22,510 Oh, God. 1245 01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:26,470 Oh! 1246 01:04:39,310 --> 01:04:40,660 You stabbed him! 1247 01:04:40,790 --> 01:04:42,530 You stabbed him first! 1248 01:04:42,660 --> 01:04:43,180 Well, I was trying to protect you. 1249 01:04:43,310 --> 01:04:44,320 I was trying to protect you. 1250 01:04:44,450 --> 01:04:45,750 - God. - Are you hurt? 1251 01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:47,230 - No, I'm fine. I'm just scared. - Okay. 1252 01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:48,100 - Okay. Okay. - Oh, God. 1253 01:04:48,230 --> 01:04:49,670 Is he... 1254 01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:51,580 I don't know. 1255 01:04:51,710 --> 01:04:53,150 - Okay, here we go! - Okay, flip him. 1256 01:04:58,550 --> 01:04:59,420 Oh, God, there's so much blood. 1257 01:04:59,550 --> 01:05:01,250 Oh, so much blood. 1258 01:05:01,380 --> 01:05:03,990 - It was an accident, right? - It was self-defense. 1259 01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:05,990 He was gonna kill you. He was gonna stab you with that knife. 1260 01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:07,030 And then he was gonna drink that champagne. 1261 01:05:08,770 --> 01:05:10,380 Oh, God. This is all your fault! 1262 01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:11,340 - What? - You planned this trip, 1263 01:05:11,470 --> 01:05:12,690 and now two people are dead. 1264 01:05:12,820 --> 01:05:14,480 We've killed two people. 1265 01:05:14,610 --> 01:05:15,650 - We're gonna go to jail. - No, we're Americans. 1266 01:05:15,780 --> 01:05:17,000 They can't. 1267 01:05:19,260 --> 01:05:21,400 - Oh! - Holy shit. 1268 01:05:21,530 --> 01:05:23,490 - He's not dead. - He's alive. 1269 01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:24,880 - What do we do? - We can save him. 1270 01:05:25,010 --> 01:05:26,140 What? 1271 01:05:26,270 --> 01:05:27,400 - We can do CPR. - No. 1272 01:05:27,530 --> 01:05:30,320 Yes! Um, Massimo, stay with us. 1273 01:05:30,450 --> 01:05:33,150 We-we're gonna do, uh... we're gonna do CPR. 1274 01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:34,630 You got to do the mouth part. 1275 01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:35,930 - Me? - Yes, you do the mouth part! 1276 01:05:36,060 --> 01:05:37,370 You did it for Zia. 1277 01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:39,280 Look how well it went. 1278 01:05:39,410 --> 01:05:41,150 I can't do it. I've got a deviated septum. 1279 01:05:41,290 --> 01:05:43,720 I can't get any power behind it. 1280 01:05:43,850 --> 01:05:45,990 - Come on, baby, you got this. - Oh, God. 1281 01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:47,680 No blood-borne pathogens. No blood-borne pathogens. 1282 01:05:47,810 --> 01:05:49,120 Oh, God. 1283 01:05:50,820 --> 01:05:52,380 Oh, God. 1284 01:05:52,510 --> 01:05:53,950 Go in. Go in. 1285 01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:55,650 Yeah. Good job, baby. 1286 01:05:55,780 --> 01:05:57,390 Good job. 1287 01:05:58,870 --> 01:06:00,350 - Yes. - Oh, God. 1288 01:06:03,570 --> 01:06:04,740 Good. 1289 01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:14,750 Oh, my God. 1290 01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:16,450 You-you saved him. 1291 01:06:16,580 --> 01:06:18,100 Well, we killed him first. 1292 01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:19,410 Yes, but now we've saved him. 1293 01:06:19,540 --> 01:06:21,500 Massimo, this was all just 1294 01:06:21,630 --> 01:06:23,070 a full-blown miscommunication, okay? 1295 01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:26,070 Just stay with us. 1296 01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:28,110 - Oh, good. There, there. - There we go. Stay with us. 1297 01:06:28,250 --> 01:06:29,200 What do we do now? 1298 01:06:29,330 --> 01:06:31,550 Dottore. 1299 01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:34,080 - What... - Dottore. 1300 01:06:34,210 --> 01:06:35,510 Dottore. Dottore. 1301 01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:37,380 He needs a doctor. Yes. 1302 01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:39,130 Massimo, a doctor is on the way. 1303 01:06:39,260 --> 01:06:41,520 - Dom? - What? He doesn't know. 1304 01:06:41,650 --> 01:06:43,650 We've got to stay positive right now. 1305 01:06:43,780 --> 01:06:46,790 Okay. Chiamo un dottore. 1306 01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:48,790 The Duolingo's really starting to kick in. 1307 01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:50,880 - You sound great, baby. - Okay. 1308 01:06:51,010 --> 01:06:52,530 It's the phone. 1309 01:06:52,660 --> 01:06:53,490 - Get the phone. - Okay. 1310 01:06:53,620 --> 01:06:54,660 Okay. 1311 01:06:56,670 --> 01:06:58,450 You're doing great. 1312 01:06:58,580 --> 01:06:59,620 Okay. 1313 01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:04,240 Baby, baby, it's Candace. 1314 01:07:04,370 --> 01:07:05,800 What? We have to get it. 1315 01:07:05,940 --> 01:07:07,720 - I know. Wait, where? Where? - Uh... 1316 01:07:07,850 --> 01:07:08,980 - There. - Okay, right here. Okay. 1317 01:07:09,110 --> 01:07:10,720 - Okay. - Okay. 1318 01:07:12,250 --> 01:07:14,160 Baby, your face is covered in blood. 1319 01:07:14,290 --> 01:07:15,600 Baby, you're totally covered in blood. 1320 01:07:15,730 --> 01:07:17,030 - Okay. Okay. - We need to clean this up. 1321 01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:18,340 Okay. 1322 01:07:19,910 --> 01:07:21,780 - Okay. Okay. - Uh... 1323 01:07:21,910 --> 01:07:24,170 - What's my hair doing? - Baby. 1324 01:07:24,300 --> 01:07:25,000 Okay. 1325 01:07:25,130 --> 01:07:26,090 Ready? 1326 01:07:26,220 --> 01:07:27,830 Hey. 1327 01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:29,260 Oh, hey, guys. There you are. 1328 01:07:29,390 --> 01:07:31,050 Hi. Hi. 1329 01:07:31,180 --> 01:07:32,570 Yeah. Oh, are you okay? 1330 01:07:32,700 --> 01:07:33,350 Are-are you in the hospital? 1331 01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:35,790 I am. I'm just, uh... 1332 01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:38,450 I'm just, uh... Wh-Where are you guys? 1333 01:07:38,580 --> 01:07:40,140 Oh, we're just having a very, uh, 1334 01:07:40,270 --> 01:07:41,800 - just relaxed dinner at home. - Oh, pizza night. 1335 01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:47,280 Um, can you just excuse me one quick second? 1336 01:07:47,410 --> 01:07:50,720 So, what's going on with you? 1337 01:07:50,850 --> 01:07:52,160 I'm sorry. Hey, man, I really 1338 01:07:52,290 --> 01:07:53,810 need you to just keep it down for one quick second. 1339 01:07:53,940 --> 01:07:54,940 This is a really important phone call. 1340 01:07:55,070 --> 01:07:56,990 Okay? 1341 01:07:57,120 --> 01:07:58,940 Okay? Stay with me. 1342 01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:00,950 Um, I've been trying to get ahold of you 1343 01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:02,860 'cause the baby's coming. 1344 01:08:02,990 --> 01:08:05,040 What? 1345 01:08:05,170 --> 01:08:06,600 Yeah, yeah. 1346 01:08:06,740 --> 01:08:07,610 I guess he maybe heard your voice 1347 01:08:07,740 --> 01:08:09,910 and decided that it was time, 1348 01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:12,180 because my water broke after I spoke to you guys. 1349 01:08:12,310 --> 01:08:14,220 So, I'm in the hospital. Uh, my sister's 1350 01:08:14,350 --> 01:08:15,830 been trying to reach you guys, so you probably have 1351 01:08:15,960 --> 01:08:17,880 - a bunch of missed calls. - Oh, n... 1352 01:08:18,010 --> 01:08:19,530 We're so sorry about that. We're really sorry. 1353 01:08:19,660 --> 01:08:21,310 No, everything is totally fine here. 1354 01:08:21,450 --> 01:08:23,620 I-I know. It's okay. I just... I was, like, really anxious, 1355 01:08:23,750 --> 01:08:25,930 and, um, I-I... maybe I thought 1356 01:08:26,060 --> 01:08:27,410 something had maybe happened to you guys, so... 1357 01:08:27,540 --> 01:08:29,540 No. No, no, no. 1358 01:08:29,670 --> 01:08:30,630 No, nothing out of the ordinary. 1359 01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:31,540 No. 1360 01:08:31,670 --> 01:08:33,630 That's a relief. Um, yeah. 1361 01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:36,330 I didn't want to be panicked while I was going into labor. 1362 01:08:36,460 --> 01:08:37,940 No, we don't want that. 1363 01:08:38,070 --> 01:08:39,860 - He's dead. He's dead. - Our phones died. 1364 01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:42,600 And, um, but now they're charged. 1365 01:08:42,730 --> 01:08:44,640 - Yeah. - And, um, we're here. 1366 01:08:44,770 --> 01:08:46,860 And how is the... how is the-the birthing going? 1367 01:08:46,990 --> 01:08:48,690 How is... how are you feeling? 1368 01:08:48,820 --> 01:08:51,210 Good. Everything's good. I'm five centimeters dilated, 1369 01:08:51,340 --> 01:08:54,300 and the doctor says the baby's heartbeat is very, very strong. 1370 01:08:54,430 --> 01:08:56,000 - Okay. - And I'm good. 1371 01:08:56,130 --> 01:08:57,960 He just really wants out. 1372 01:08:58,090 --> 01:09:00,700 This is just, like, all just so much, right? 1373 01:09:00,830 --> 01:09:02,920 Yeah, yeah, well, we will pull ourselves together here, 1374 01:09:03,050 --> 01:09:06,010 and, um, we'll... we'll get to the airport. 1375 01:09:06,140 --> 01:09:07,490 I'm so glad I got you guys. I'm so glad. 1376 01:09:07,620 --> 01:09:08,930 - Well, we are, too. - Yeah. 1377 01:09:09,060 --> 01:09:09,930 And we will see you very, very soon. 1378 01:09:10,060 --> 01:09:11,580 Yes. 1379 01:09:11,710 --> 01:09:12,630 The doctor's coming in real quick. 1380 01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:13,850 I'm gonna call you guys back, okay? 1381 01:09:13,980 --> 01:09:15,590 - Oh, go. Go, go. Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 1382 01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:17,890 Bye! 1383 01:09:23,030 --> 01:09:24,810 We're gonna be dads. 1384 01:09:31,690 --> 01:09:33,040 He was saying, "You're gonna be dad." 1385 01:09:37,910 --> 01:09:39,440 This can't be happening. 1386 01:09:41,180 --> 01:09:42,400 Why is this happening to us right now? 1387 01:09:42,530 --> 01:09:43,920 I don't know. 1388 01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:47,660 Hey. 1389 01:09:47,790 --> 01:09:49,190 Look. 1390 01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:51,400 It's okay. 1391 01:09:51,540 --> 01:09:53,410 It's okay to be scared. 1392 01:09:53,540 --> 01:09:55,190 - Are you scared? - Yes. 1393 01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:58,150 I'm terrified. 1394 01:09:58,280 --> 01:10:00,590 - But you're gonna be okay. - I don't know. 1395 01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:03,720 I don't know. I... 1396 01:10:03,850 --> 01:10:05,200 I feel like I'm gonna... I feel like I'm gonna pass out. 1397 01:10:05,330 --> 01:10:06,460 No. 1398 01:10:07,550 --> 01:10:08,900 No. 1399 01:10:09,030 --> 01:10:11,510 Whatever happens, 1400 01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:14,510 I love you so much. 1401 01:10:14,650 --> 01:10:16,430 I love you, too. 1402 01:10:24,130 --> 01:10:26,090 Now we need to go. 1403 01:10:26,220 --> 01:10:27,880 We need to go to the airport right now. -Yes. 1404 01:10:28,010 --> 01:10:29,920 Let's go. 1405 01:10:31,580 --> 01:10:33,490 What about him? 1406 01:10:35,450 --> 01:10:37,450 We killed him twice. 1407 01:10:37,580 --> 01:10:39,670 - We saved him once. - I know. 1408 01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:42,020 CPR-- it's-it's a hoax. 1409 01:10:42,150 --> 01:10:44,460 - It never works. - And he was gonna kill us. 1410 01:10:44,590 --> 01:10:45,720 As soon as he saw his dead mom, 1411 01:10:45,850 --> 01:10:47,240 - he was gonna kill us. - For sure. 1412 01:10:47,370 --> 01:10:48,420 We were holding our ground. 1413 01:10:48,550 --> 01:10:50,330 - Exactly. - Yeah. 1414 01:10:50,460 --> 01:10:52,990 And we are the only two people who know what happened. 1415 01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:55,290 D-Does that seems like we committed a crime? 1416 01:10:55,430 --> 01:10:57,210 Yes. 1417 01:10:57,340 --> 01:11:00,040 That's why we need to go get our son right now. 1418 01:11:00,170 --> 01:11:01,780 - Yes. Let's go. - Okay. 1419 01:11:01,910 --> 01:11:03,830 I'll get the keys. 1420 01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:05,220 Oh, God. What should we do with this? 1421 01:11:05,350 --> 01:11:06,520 Uh... 1422 01:11:10,610 --> 01:11:12,790 Uh, I can explain. It's not what it looks like! 1423 01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:15,100 No, no, no. 1424 01:11:15,230 --> 01:11:16,710 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1425 01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:18,620 Get her. I'll find the keys. 1426 01:11:18,750 --> 01:11:20,410 Wait, wait. Wait, wait. 1427 01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:31,370 Slow down. 1428 01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:33,070 Why are you running? 1429 01:11:52,130 --> 01:11:53,570 Francesca? 1430 01:11:55,220 --> 01:11:57,180 Francesca, this whole thing is just a... 1431 01:11:57,310 --> 01:11:59,100 a real misunderstanding. 1432 01:11:59,230 --> 01:12:01,320 We could just explain 1433 01:12:01,450 --> 01:12:02,800 that, um... 1434 01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:08,280 ...that, uh, we're good guys 1435 01:12:08,410 --> 01:12:12,720 and, um, if we just got a chance to, uh... 1436 01:12:12,850 --> 01:12:14,550 to maybe talk this through... 1437 01:12:19,900 --> 01:12:21,250 Okay. 1438 01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:27,560 Zia Luciana was, uh... 1439 01:12:27,690 --> 01:12:31,520 in the kitchen, and she... she fell down some stairs. 1440 01:12:31,650 --> 01:12:35,350 And, uh, I swear we were... 1441 01:12:35,480 --> 01:12:38,350 we were trying to revive her. 1442 01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:41,360 And Massimo... 1443 01:12:41,490 --> 01:12:44,450 well, Massimo was trying to kill my husband, 1444 01:12:44,580 --> 01:12:46,280 so I had to do something. 1445 01:12:46,410 --> 01:12:47,490 It was self-defense. 1446 01:12:48,930 --> 01:12:50,800 Fuck! 1447 01:12:56,020 --> 01:12:58,240 Okay. 1448 01:12:58,370 --> 01:13:00,070 Francesca... 1449 01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:01,860 I just want to talk to you. 1450 01:13:01,990 --> 01:13:04,380 Cole. 1451 01:13:06,300 --> 01:13:07,690 Oh, wrong keys! 1452 01:13:20,310 --> 01:13:21,920 I just want to talk. 1453 01:13:22,050 --> 01:13:23,400 Okay? 1454 01:13:27,620 --> 01:13:28,840 Oh, God. 1455 01:13:28,970 --> 01:13:31,060 Fate fagotto e andatevene. 1456 01:13:32,020 --> 01:13:33,190 What? 1457 01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:34,890 Cazzo. 1458 01:13:35,020 --> 01:13:37,940 Fate fagotto e andatevene! 1459 01:13:38,070 --> 01:13:39,850 Did you just call me a faggot? 1460 01:14:14,540 --> 01:14:16,760 Shit. Shit. 1461 01:14:18,370 --> 01:14:19,760 - Oh... - Oh, my God. 1462 01:14:21,460 --> 01:14:22,330 You hit her. 1463 01:14:22,460 --> 01:14:23,810 No. 1464 01:14:23,940 --> 01:14:25,770 It was so dark, and then I... 1465 01:14:25,900 --> 01:14:28,200 the goat... so I-I did that, 1466 01:14:28,330 --> 01:14:29,770 and it's like sh-she hit the car. 1467 01:14:29,900 --> 01:14:31,990 It was an accident. 1468 01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:33,990 Oh, God. 1469 01:14:34,120 --> 01:14:35,250 Okay, but this has to be the last one. 1470 01:14:35,380 --> 01:14:36,470 Absolutely. 1471 01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:38,520 I don't want to do this anymore. 1472 01:14:38,650 --> 01:14:40,260 No, this can't be, like, a thing we start doing in L.A. 1473 01:14:40,390 --> 01:14:41,690 - Yeah. - She called me a fag. 1474 01:14:41,830 --> 01:14:42,700 - What? - Yeah. 1475 01:14:42,830 --> 01:14:44,220 Gross. 1476 01:14:44,350 --> 01:14:45,480 Like five times. 1477 01:14:45,610 --> 01:14:47,270 Toxic. 1478 01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:48,830 Are you okay? 1479 01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:50,270 I mean, I've been better. 1480 01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:56,800 Oh, my God. 1481 01:14:59,410 --> 01:15:01,450 Well, let's... 1482 01:15:01,580 --> 01:15:03,760 - Let's throw her in the truck. - Oh, God. 1483 01:15:03,890 --> 01:15:05,760 Okay. 1484 01:15:07,850 --> 01:15:09,550 I feel like we would've been friends with them. 1485 01:15:11,380 --> 01:15:12,420 - Fuckin' A. - Okay. 1486 01:15:13,810 --> 01:15:14,860 - Okay. - All right. 1487 01:15:14,990 --> 01:15:15,730 There we go. 1488 01:15:15,860 --> 01:15:16,990 Okay. 1489 01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:18,120 Oh. 1490 01:15:20,470 --> 01:15:22,610 Well, we can't leave them like this. 1491 01:15:22,740 --> 01:15:24,820 Then how are we supposed to, you know, leave them? 1492 01:15:29,310 --> 01:15:30,740 Do you think they have any trash bags? 1493 01:15:30,870 --> 01:15:32,400 - I'll look. - Okay. 1494 01:15:34,830 --> 01:15:36,310 Sorry, guys. 1495 01:15:56,860 --> 01:15:59,640 - Dom? - Yeah? 1496 01:15:59,770 --> 01:16:00,860 Come here for a second. 1497 01:16:03,390 --> 01:16:05,000 What? 1498 01:16:05,130 --> 01:16:06,560 I have an idea. 1499 01:16:16,090 --> 01:16:18,010 - Hmm. - It's for our family. 1500 01:16:18,140 --> 01:16:20,050 Okay. 1501 01:16:21,710 --> 01:16:23,060 Oh, God. 1502 01:16:29,060 --> 01:16:29,850 - I can't. - Okay, put him down. 1503 01:16:31,020 --> 01:16:33,370 Oh, God, he's a big boy. 1504 01:16:33,500 --> 01:16:34,550 Here we go. Ready? 1505 01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:37,070 One, two, three. 1506 01:16:37,200 --> 01:16:39,160 Massimo. 1507 01:16:43,950 --> 01:16:45,340 Cole, what is happening? 1508 01:16:45,470 --> 01:16:46,690 I don't know. 1509 01:16:46,820 --> 01:16:47,910 I thought we killed her. 1510 01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:49,390 Massimo. 1511 01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:50,870 Cole? 1512 01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:55,390 Cole, do something! 1513 01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:04,320 That one's on you. 1514 01:17:04,450 --> 01:17:06,400 Okay. Okay. 1515 01:17:06,540 --> 01:17:08,450 Okay, CPR works. 1516 01:17:08,580 --> 01:17:09,800 - Baby, good job. - All right. You, too. 1517 01:17:09,930 --> 01:17:10,800 Okay, here we go. 1518 01:17:13,190 --> 01:17:14,500 - Okay. He's heavy. - Here we go. 1519 01:17:40,660 --> 01:17:42,400 Here. Put these on. 1520 01:17:42,530 --> 01:17:43,960 It's the best I could find. 1521 01:17:46,310 --> 01:17:48,360 Wait. That's what you're wearing? 1522 01:17:48,490 --> 01:17:49,060 Yes. 1523 01:17:51,010 --> 01:17:52,620 Oh. 1524 01:17:55,450 --> 01:17:56,930 Hurry up. 1525 01:17:59,940 --> 01:18:01,940 Okay. I got it. 1526 01:18:02,070 --> 01:18:03,420 - I got the rest. - Okay. 1527 01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:51,940 ♪ Lookin' in your eyes, I see a paradise ♪ 1528 01:18:52,080 --> 01:18:57,520 ♪ This world that I found is too good to be true ♪ 1529 01:18:57,650 --> 01:19:00,950 ♪ Standin' here beside you, want so much... ♪ 1530 01:19:01,080 --> 01:19:03,430 "On our way to the airport. See you soon." 1531 01:19:03,570 --> 01:19:06,050 Okay. 1532 01:19:06,180 --> 01:19:08,530 - Can you put your seat belt on? - I will in a minute. 1533 01:19:08,660 --> 01:19:10,490 Can... We've had enough accidents today. Can... 1534 01:19:10,620 --> 01:19:12,310 I just want to get out onto the road. 1535 01:19:12,440 --> 01:19:12,750 Can you just put the seat belt on, please? 1536 01:19:12,880 --> 01:19:13,530 All right. 1537 01:19:15,580 --> 01:19:17,450 - Oh, fuck. - What? 1538 01:19:17,580 --> 01:19:18,750 - Oh, Dom. - What? 1539 01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:19,840 I forgot about the old man. 1540 01:19:19,970 --> 01:19:21,320 What old man? 1541 01:19:21,450 --> 01:19:23,890 Zia's husband, in the iron lung. 1542 01:19:24,020 --> 01:19:26,540 I was gonna tell you, but then, you know, we started 1543 01:19:26,680 --> 01:19:28,630 - killing people and... - Right, right. 1544 01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:30,160 Oh, oh, oh, it's Candace. 1545 01:19:30,290 --> 01:19:32,120 She said, "I knew you could do it. Hurry." 1546 01:19:32,250 --> 01:19:34,420 Aw, she is... she's the best. 1547 01:19:34,550 --> 01:19:35,030 Hey, would you put your seat belt on? 1548 01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:36,510 - Oh, my God. - Come on. 1549 01:19:36,640 --> 01:19:37,690 It's not just... Put on your seat... 1550 01:19:51,130 --> 01:19:54,530 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now 1551 01:19:54,660 --> 01:19:58,230 ♪ And if this world runs out of lovers ♪ 1552 01:19:58,360 --> 01:20:00,930 ♪ We'll still have each other 1553 01:20:01,060 --> 01:20:03,670 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us 1554 01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:06,190 - ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us... - ♪ And we can 1555 01:20:06,320 --> 01:20:07,980 ♪ Build this dream together 1556 01:20:08,110 --> 01:20:10,460 ♪ Standing strong forever 1557 01:20:10,590 --> 01:20:13,330 - ♪ Whoa - ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us... 1558 01:22:19,060 --> 01:22:20,370 Cool? 1559 01:22:27,990 --> 01:22:28,990 Ah. "Cool." 1560 01:22:56,410 --> 01:22:57,670 - Here? - Yeah. 1561 01:22:57,800 --> 01:23:00,060 Okay. 1562 01:23:00,190 --> 01:23:02,110 - I think it's that one. - Yeah, yeah. 1563 01:23:02,240 --> 01:23:03,940 - Just walk fast but, like... - But not... Don't run, 1564 01:23:04,070 --> 01:23:05,070 - 'cause then that looks... - We're not running, 1565 01:23:05,200 --> 01:23:06,590 but we're at the airport. 1566 01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:07,640 We're allowed to be in a bit of a hurry. 1567 01:23:09,550 --> 01:23:10,250 Let me do the talking. 1568 01:23:10,380 --> 01:23:12,070 Yeah, of course. 1569 01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:13,990 Hi. Can we have two tickets to Pittsburgh, please? 1570 01:23:15,690 --> 01:23:17,860 I have two first class tickets, 1571 01:23:17,990 --> 01:23:19,520 connecting through Charlotte, departing 9:25. 1572 01:23:19,650 --> 01:23:20,820 - We'll take 'em. - Great. 1573 01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:23,610 Baby. 1574 01:23:26,570 --> 01:23:28,440 Cut myself shaving. 1575 01:23:28,570 --> 01:23:30,750 Accidents happen. 1576 01:23:30,880 --> 01:23:32,570 You have no idea. 1577 01:23:36,230 --> 01:23:38,320 Oh. Yes. 1578 01:23:55,680 --> 01:23:57,210 I know, I know. 1579 01:23:57,340 --> 01:23:58,250 - Shh. - Sorry. 1580 01:23:58,380 --> 01:23:59,690 Come on. 1581 01:24:10,740 --> 01:24:12,480 - Excuse me. Scusi. - Scusi. 1582 01:24:12,610 --> 01:24:14,010 Scusi. Grazie. 1583 01:24:15,920 --> 01:24:16,790 Scusi. 1584 01:24:29,330 --> 01:24:31,070 - Ciao. - Hi. 1585 01:24:31,200 --> 01:24:32,630 Did you enjoy Italy? 1586 01:24:32,760 --> 01:24:33,290 Yeah, it was great. The pizza was great. 1587 01:24:33,420 --> 01:24:34,370 It's all great. 1588 01:24:34,500 --> 01:24:36,250 Domenico Collosimo, stop! 1589 01:24:36,990 --> 01:24:38,030 I got you. 1590 01:24:38,160 --> 01:24:40,080 I'll take the fall. 1591 01:24:40,210 --> 01:24:41,380 - You take our baby. - Okay. 1592 01:24:41,510 --> 01:24:43,820 - Hmm? - Americani. 1593 01:24:43,950 --> 01:24:45,340 You think you leaving the country? 1594 01:24:47,080 --> 01:24:49,870 I'm glad that I caught you just in time. 1595 01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:52,830 It was just an accident. Acc-Accidents happen. 1596 01:24:52,960 --> 01:24:54,090 We-we didn't mean to do anything wrong. 1597 01:24:54,220 --> 01:24:55,660 Mm-mm. 1598 01:24:55,790 --> 01:24:58,620 Could have be big, big problem. 1599 01:25:07,410 --> 01:25:08,450 You left your passport. 1600 01:25:08,580 --> 01:25:09,800 Oh, you idiot. 1601 01:25:11,800 --> 01:25:13,760 Be pretty hard to come back in United States without it. 1602 01:25:13,890 --> 01:25:14,760 Thank you. 1603 01:25:18,640 --> 01:25:19,850 - Yeah. - Grazie mille. 1604 01:25:19,980 --> 01:25:21,030 You are welcome. 1605 01:25:21,160 --> 01:25:22,640 Thank you. 1606 01:25:22,770 --> 01:25:24,340 Six of you to return my passport. 1607 01:25:24,470 --> 01:25:25,820 - Yeah. Must be a slow day. - Okay. Yeah. 1608 01:25:25,950 --> 01:25:27,990 - Okay, thank you. - Come on. 1609 01:25:28,120 --> 01:25:29,390 - Thank you. - Enjoy your flight. 1610 01:25:29,520 --> 01:25:31,430 - Thank you. - Bye-bye. 1611 01:25:31,560 --> 01:25:33,430 Oh. 1612 01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:36,910 Were you really gonna leave me here? 1613 01:25:37,050 --> 01:25:38,830 Baby, it would be a sacrifice for me, too. 1614 01:25:48,800 --> 01:25:50,410 - Thank you. - Thank you. 1615 01:26:08,820 --> 01:26:10,990 - Okay. - What's the room number? 1616 01:26:11,120 --> 01:26:13,430 I don't... I think it was, like, 402 or... 1617 01:26:15,170 --> 01:26:17,000 Hello. Uh, we're Dom and Cole. 1618 01:26:17,130 --> 01:26:18,610 - We're looking for Candace. - Uh, yeah. 1619 01:26:18,740 --> 01:26:20,520 - They moved her in 401. - Okay. 1620 01:26:20,650 --> 01:26:21,440 - Thank you. - Thank you. 1621 01:26:26,750 --> 01:26:27,700 My God. 1622 01:26:37,280 --> 01:26:39,060 Come in. 1623 01:26:40,280 --> 01:26:42,410 Hi, guys. 1624 01:26:42,550 --> 01:26:43,890 I can't believe it. 1625 01:26:44,030 --> 01:26:45,110 Wow. 1626 01:26:45,240 --> 01:26:46,590 - Hi. - Hey. 1627 01:26:46,720 --> 01:26:47,990 Hi. How are you? 1628 01:26:48,120 --> 01:26:49,600 I can't believe you're here. 1629 01:26:49,730 --> 01:26:50,420 We're sorry we're late. 1630 01:26:50,550 --> 01:26:51,990 It's okay. I'm-I'm... 1631 01:26:52,120 --> 01:26:53,990 W-We're... Everything is... 1632 01:26:54,120 --> 01:26:55,470 It's okay. 1633 01:26:58,430 --> 01:27:00,300 And this is your boy. 1634 01:27:00,430 --> 01:27:02,090 Do you want to hold... I'm sorry. 1635 01:27:02,220 --> 01:27:03,000 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - We just... 1636 01:27:03,130 --> 01:27:04,310 - I slept. I was... - Yeah. 1637 01:27:04,440 --> 01:27:06,310 We just fell asleep. 1638 01:27:06,440 --> 01:27:07,660 Hi, guy. You want to get up? 1639 01:27:07,790 --> 01:27:09,570 Oh, hi, guy. 1640 01:27:09,700 --> 01:27:11,010 Hey. 1641 01:27:11,140 --> 01:27:12,840 Oh, he's awake. 1642 01:27:12,970 --> 01:27:14,360 Hi. Hey. 1643 01:27:16,840 --> 01:27:19,150 Hi, little cutie. 1644 01:27:19,280 --> 01:27:20,540 Oh, hey. 1645 01:27:22,060 --> 01:27:22,930 Hi. 1646 01:27:24,670 --> 01:27:25,680 Wow. 1647 01:27:25,810 --> 01:27:28,330 Just like that. 1648 01:27:28,460 --> 01:27:29,550 There it is. 1649 01:27:31,380 --> 01:27:32,460 He's your son. 1650 01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:36,250 He is. 1651 01:27:40,910 --> 01:27:42,390 You are the hero of the story. 1652 01:27:42,520 --> 01:27:43,950 No. 1653 01:27:45,740 --> 01:27:46,910 Thank you. 1654 01:27:48,610 --> 01:27:50,220 So, did you think of a name? 1655 01:27:52,830 --> 01:27:55,010 Um, yes. 1656 01:27:55,140 --> 01:27:56,710 It's Giovanni. 1657 01:27:56,840 --> 01:27:58,580 Giovanni. 1658 01:28:01,580 --> 01:28:03,540 It's a family name. 1659 01:28:04,540 --> 01:28:05,760 Thank you. 1660 01:28:14,550 --> 01:28:16,160 We got our baby. 1661 01:28:18,420 --> 01:28:20,300 We got our baby boy. 1662 01:28:24,650 --> 01:28:26,260 Hi. 1663 01:28:37,660 --> 01:28:39,100 Okay, ready? And here we go. 1664 01:28:40,970 --> 01:28:43,190 Okay? Take three. 1665 01:28:43,320 --> 01:28:45,840 Let's try to act a little more normal in this one. 1666 01:28:45,970 --> 01:28:47,710 - Here we go. - This is just harder 1667 01:28:47,840 --> 01:28:49,110 - than I remember it being. - I agree. 1668 01:28:49,240 --> 01:28:50,850 Okay. All right. 1669 01:28:50,980 --> 01:28:53,070 "Why do you want another child?" 1670 01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:55,420 Um, why do we want another child? 1671 01:28:55,550 --> 01:28:57,900 Because we want to give your child a great life 1672 01:28:58,030 --> 01:29:00,340 and hopefully have another exciting life experience. 1673 01:29:00,470 --> 01:29:02,120 Yeah, because raising a kid is fun. 1674 01:29:03,690 --> 01:29:05,430 Um, "Talk about the experience 1675 01:29:05,560 --> 01:29:07,600 of picking up your first child from the hospital." 1676 01:29:10,820 --> 01:29:12,220 - Hmm. - Let's skip that one. 1677 01:29:12,350 --> 01:29:13,480 Think we'll skip that one for now. -Yeah. 1678 01:29:13,610 --> 01:29:15,050 I can still hear her head hitting the rock. 1679 01:29:15,180 --> 01:29:16,740 Okay. 1680 01:29:18,480 --> 01:29:22,180 Why don't we call, uh, Dr. Marcie and we'll get a... 1681 01:29:22,310 --> 01:29:23,790 - Get a session on the books? - Session. 1682 01:29:23,920 --> 01:29:25,320 That's probably a good idea. 1683 01:29:26,230 --> 01:29:27,670 I'm gonna get a Percodan. 1684 01:29:29,890 --> 01:29:32,190 How do you think those goats are? 1685 01:29:32,320 --> 01:29:34,240 They're alive, right? Bella's still alive? 1686 01:29:34,370 --> 01:29:36,200 Okay. "What, uh... 1687 01:29:36,330 --> 01:29:38,110 What have you learned by becoming a parent?" 1688 01:29:38,240 --> 01:29:40,900 That we would do anything for him. 1689 01:29:41,030 --> 01:29:42,160 Anything. 1690 01:29:43,990 --> 01:29:46,080 Okay, I think we did it. 1691 01:29:46,210 --> 01:29:47,080 I think we killed it. 1692 01:29:48,910 --> 01:29:50,730 Oh. 1693 01:29:50,860 --> 01:29:52,910 Okay. Okay. Well, we'll cut there. 1694 01:29:53,040 --> 01:29:55,560 Gio, Gio, come on. Hey, buddy, don't lick the camera. 1695 01:29:55,690 --> 01:29:57,130 Okay. 1696 01:29:57,260 --> 01:29:59,180 Here we go. 1697 01:29:59,310 --> 01:30:00,530 Gio, how many dadas do you have? 1698 01:30:00,660 --> 01:30:03,050 I have two dadas. 1699 01:30:03,180 --> 01:30:03,920 - Come here! - I love you! 1700 01:30:04,050 --> 01:30:05,620 - Oh! - Oh, we love you, too. 1701 01:30:05,750 --> 01:30:07,490 Baby. 1702 01:30:07,620 --> 01:30:08,710 Oh! Oh! 1703 01:30:11,750 --> 01:30:13,970 Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! 1704 01:30:14,240 --> 01:30:15,280 Hi. 1705 01:30:16,720 --> 01:30:17,890 ♪ Hey! 1706 01:31:27,400 --> 01:31:28,610 Sì. 114400