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Previously on The Real Housewives of New
York City.

Lou, who's new on the scene? My trainer
friend in the Hamptons.

We're friends and a little more. Well,

I had stability with my husband. He
really loved me. And then what happened?

was gone.

Just breathe. Breathe through that.

I haven't been drinking. And I'm
struggling with it. You know, especially

this group.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

I actually do have the antibodies.

Yeah, she actually does.

I'm not sure about Ramona. Does she have
the antibodies? Did she give the blood?

Sonia, she didn't give the blood.

Hi.

Gorgeous in here.

Diana. Noah, Michelle.

Oh, I get my health wrong.

She says she gets her health wrong.

On my heart right now, I have a
grandmother who's back bleeding up. And

thank you for making space.

I think Ebony's gonna mix you up. I get
it. You know, it's kind of crazy.

It's just... Of all my vices, being
glamorous is one I'll never give up.

I'm sex positive and BS negative.

I may say the wrong thing, but my
intentions are always right.

I've had to work twice as hard for half
as much, but now I'm coming for

everything.

Just like New York City?

Sonia Morgan never goes out of touch.

Coco?

Coco. No, she's in a deep sleep. Leave
her alone.

How do you know she's alive?

She gets into a very deep sleep.

She's getting older. Oh, she's
breathing. Yeah.

My dog's alive.

Hey, Leah.

Hi. Good morning.

How are you?

Wow, look at that hair. I know. I'm
trying to tame it right now.

It's crazy. I'm trying to take the
braids out so I can put a ponytail in.

is so, you know. I know.

I know.

Hello?

Leah?

Ramona? Anybody?

Anybody know how to turn this thing on?

There we go.

What did you think about the healing
session?

It was pretty tranquil. It was kind of
very calming.

I mean, you know, I know it got very
emotional for Ebony. Yeah, I was

with the way Ebony trusted our group.
She just shared how her mom and

grandmother are her only family, and I
guess her grandmother's ill right now,

they're going through something.

Leah's mother is very, I mean, Leah's
grandmother is very sick. And also

grandmother. My grandmother is very sick
and passing away right now.

I just want my grandmother to, like,
feel everyone's love, and I want us to

okay when she goes.

But we know Leah for a while, and we've
been hearing about that. That was big

that Ebony shared that with us, and then
I felt like there was no one there to

hold her hand afterwards, but we got
interrupted.

I'm so happy.

That Ebony is comfortable enough to
share because I'm actually going through

lot myself.

I'm at a point now where I feel I have
to be more vulnerable and share or I'm

going to be stuck.

And I feel like I can be open with her.

Nobody really talked to Ebony after
that, did they? That's normal, right?

group like ours that's so tight -knit
and free.

Ebony. Yes. Honey, do you have a nail
file?

Actually, I do have a tiny one.

Awesome. Yeah, come and get it.

Hi.

Look at us.

Do you really want this file? Yeah, my
nail is catching on everything.

Did you sleep well? I saw you did the
Irish goodbye.

I sure did.

But I would say with this small group,
though, maybe the Irish goodbye is not a

good idea.

Does it not work?

Where did Ebony go? All of a sudden she
just disappeared.

I just hope she feels comfortable with
us, like she can continue to be. Listen,

she's like the new person in the group,
and maybe she feels a little like odd

man out, odd woman out.

And I didn't mean it to be rude, I
promise. You were having fun. I was.

No, no, no. You had a good time, right?

I did, Lou.

There were some parts of the day that
were a lot for me.

Like? Oh, girl.

You know, Michelle, the waitress. Oh,
yes. You know, lovely and the blonde,

And Ramona, I don't know, Ramona kept
calling her to help and couldn't get her

name right.

No, she couldn't, Lou. Well, I know, but
that's part of the package with Ramona.

You can ask Samira, and she will help
you get what you need. I need someone to

help me unpack.

Can you just do this for me?

Send someone to, like, do all this?
Because I'm just not in the mood.

Oh, my gosh.

How many helpers do we have here? It's
like servants galore here. And why don't

you come if you want to?

Oh, it's your date. I forgot your first
name.

Pretty.

Where's the rest?

We're missing someone.

Okay.

Enrico.

Enrico. So what do people call you?

Enrique. Enrique.

We all have our faults.

You know, Ramona seems to have credit.

More than me.

I know what you mean, though. I don't
want to sound like I'm trying to beat up

on Ramona. No, I understand. I
understand. I'm going to tell you why it

me, because actually, you know, I don't
talk about this much, but you know, when

I talked about my grandma at the
healing, she worked her entire life.

As a domestic. Yeah. She worked for
white families and she kept their

and she cooked their food. She ran the
house. Right. But, you know, it wasn't

seen that way with Lena. She was the
help. Right. Thank God Michelle was

though. Right. Because if Michelle had
been black, girl, I would have just had

to pick up that Louis Duffel and go
home. I don't think she means anything

racial about it.

But the terminology and just the seeing
people as less than. Right.

I don't want to look at Ramona sideways.
I'm in her home. I want to hopefully

get to enjoy this group of women. But I
need to talk to Ramona about this. Get

her to explain exactly what the hell's
going on here. I can figure out, you

know, can we move forward in a real
friendship?

She's not eloquent like you.

Maybe. Maybe.

Listen, everybody's got a different
beat. What I care about, Lou, is the

intention. We just started the day.
Let's wait until we get to the winery.

That's what I'm waiting for, the winery.
Right? Okay.

Ramona? Yeah, who's there?

Whoa!

What the heck? Do you like it?

I'm not sure. I'm from Venus. You're
from Mars.

She said I'm not sure.

What?

Are you looking at me like I'm crazy?

You're wearing heels and fur and
matching everything.

It's faux fur. Whatever.

You know what I mean. You look like
you're Tarzan. Like you're going to the

jungle. We're not going to a safari
today.

Can you just put maybe a white t -shirt
on or a black shirt? I'm sorry, I didn't

know that you were the headmistress.

I'm the fashion police.

Okay. It's too much print. It's making
me, like, dizzy.

Maybe that's what I'm trying to do.

Well, it's always a safari with these
animals, so I think I'm dressed

Other than that, you look fat.

We loaded up on water for the car,
right?

Yeah, I think there's Diet Coke in
there.

No, you're going in there.

Michelle's going to give you.

Marley, get in. You're not coming in.
Hello.

How are you? Good.

You know what? Maybe I should change. Is
Marley coming with us? Yeah, he wants

to go. That's going to be too warm. I'm
going to change.

Marley, did you think you were coming
with us?

Woo, look at this. That's awesome.
Hello, sir. Hello, how are you? What's

name? I'm Chris. Chris, nice to meet
you. Luann.

My, my, my.

Mrs. de la Saps has come a long way.
She's now Luann when she introduces

to the driver of the van.

This is Luann. Clever. Hi.

Oh, I totally felt awkward being
introduced to the driver as Luann.

I love the new Luann.

It's like summer.

It's friggin' 90 degrees out now.

I know. What the heck happened between
one hour?

Another hour happened. Everybody all
set? We're ready to go.

Don't let her out.

Are we getting a workout in tomorrow?

We're working out tomorrow.

Are we doing Garth tomorrow?

Let's not say we're doing Garth. Do
whatever you want to do.

I'll keep him busy. I know you're going
to keep him busy.

Lou has a new guy, Garth.

Garth doesn't bother me. I'm sure he's a
great guy.

It's just the way Luann acts like she's
a teenager.

You know, listen, Garth, he's been my
COVID flirt.

You know,

he's from South Africa. He has a lovely
accent. Met him on Hinge, and this is

too good to be true, right? And he likes
to cook. He used to play rugby. He

looks like a gladiator.

It's like, reel it in. Okay, we know.

Let's get it over in a hurry, because we
know where this one's going.

This is the order of events.

We're going to go to the winery, okay?

They have little appetizer things,
lobster rolls and things like that.

Oh, I like that. Then we're going to go
into Greencorp, check it out, go do a

little shop or two.

And then we're going to go to this
amazing American Beach hotel for dinner.

It's so cool.

The girls have been to Southampton, East
Hampton, and Second Harbor, so I wanted

to do something different. And the North
Fork has fabulous wineries and farms.

It's a hidden gem that I want to turn
the girls on to.

There was a lot of sexual energy going
on last night. Oh, we want to start

sitting on you. Just look yourself in
the eyes.

I got a dick pic last night.

You did?

Someone you know?

Was it a good dick pic? I wasn't
expecting it, though.

I would be so disgusted if a guy thought
it was cool to take a picture of his

penis and send it to me.

Well, it's not elegant. Not elegant.

What about you sending pictures to guys?
I don't send pictures to guys. Not of

my vajayjay. Not your vajayjay. Or my
boobs or anything.

I don't send them even my face. Because
you need to.

I don't.

You guys don't even know what you look
like. I'm serious.

You need to talk to me, bitch.

Coming up.

No, no, no.

That was disgusting. Actually, first of
all, you're spilling your food

everywhere. I'm really upset now.

All right, gals, we've arrived.

We've arrived. It's gorgeous. And I love
this time of day. It's like golden.

Thank you.

Oh, my goodness.

All right, girls, let's get our masks
on.

Hi.

Hi, guys. Welcome in. Thank you. Yeah,
if you guys want to follow me. Okay,

see after you, my dear. Oh, my goodness.
Look at that.

This is great.

It's so pretty, so charming. I'm going
to seat you right here.

Oh, this is lovely.

Thank you. You guys came at the best
hour, actually. Oh, my God, it's

Thank you. My name's Lindsay, and I will
be serving you today.

Great. I'm very excited about being
here. We have the one tasting, which is

going to be all five of our rosés. Okay.

How many tastings am I doing?

Three. Three?

Perfect.

You know, I have sparkling pink
lemonade, or we have some Perrier.

Sparkling pink lemonade, awesome.

Sparkling water slime. Okay, amazing.

Oh,

they definitely have lobster roll. Oh,
Lindsay, can I follow you to the

restroom? Yeah, absolutely.

Should I get the rosé from the car?

Do you want it? Yeah. Go get it. You
know what I'm going to go get? Go get

I'll do a little pit stop in the
bathroom, and I'll go get the sparkling.

I hope Luann is, like, comfortable here.
I mean, she has, like, one month sober.

No, she's cool.

I have to tell you something. How do you
know?

Because she told me she was.

Maybe Luann's bringing us to a winery to
kind of prove to herself that she can

be in a situation like this and be okay.

It just seems counterproductive.

All right, ladies.

I have some flights for you guys.

A flight? Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

First class. We got a lot of flying to
do here. Every time I see Luann, I think

she's wearing Marley.

What? I think you're wearing my poodle.

I want to feel included, like I'm
drinking wine, and my Fosé wine bottle,

is not the real deal, makes me feel
good.

And can we order some lobster?

Yeah, absolutely.

I'm just going to bring over a bunch of
snacks.

We love that. Amazing.

I remembered her name.

Thanks, guys.

So Ramona.

Yeah. I love what you just said about
Lindsay and remembering her name. Okay,

good. That's good. I'm in trouble now. I
feel like I need to go.

No, there's a button here. I'm really
getting along with you nicely.

Can you tell me later? Because I know
it's going to be negative. What's the

difference between now and later?
Because right now I want to drink my

have some fun. We're going to have some
fun.

So what, last yesterday was Michelle,
you mean? Yeah.

Well, yeah, and then really the help
comment was a little triggering for me,

I can share why. Of course you can. I
understand.

My grandma worked her whole life as a
domestic. So you know why the help is

like, the best way to refer to somebody?
Oh, no, I get it. You get that. No, no.

I didn't think you meant it negatively,
Ramona. No, like, I hire people to help

me. So to me, she helps me, and that's
why, you know. That's like a literal

interpretation, so I see where that
could possibly make sense. You know what

mean? Like, I usually do everything
myself. So you're using it literal. I

it. I think historically in our country,
right, the help can make people feel

maybe devalued, was the feeling I got.

Well, because I was very excited having
everybody there, and I've never hired it

before. No, it's all good. I didn't want
to not say it to you. Well, I

appreciate it. I love the fact that
Ebony, in a non -condescending way, is

explaining to me the reason. why that
word isn't cool. I get it. I'm not

But sometimes I have a slip of a tongue.

Here's to hospitality assistance.

Okay. I like that. We're starting with
this one.

The people who have kept the world going
during COVID. To the front lines who

have kept us safe.

It's just like crazy that we're like
living through this. I mean, we're

all going to. You had COVID.

I had COVID. And Ramona, you had it too,
right? I didn't know I had it until

later. Did you have symptoms?

Well, I was in Boca the whole time with
my ex -husband and daughter. Right. So

then when they opened up the Boca Beach
Resort, the Boca Hotel, someone told me

in the center there, they were testing.

if you had COVID or not. And I go, you
know, I just like to know. So they did

the test. It turned out I had COVID. So
that's it.

Then you donated the blood plasma.

Oh, no, she did not. It wasn't on
Instagram.

Did you really though? Yeah, no, they
took something when I went to the

I said, do you use my, because I had
very strong antibodies.

But it's not just like, it's like a
whole, like you have to like do it over

over again. It's a whole process. Well,
I only did it once. What did you get,

blood?

But you gave a statement that you and
Avery donated blood plasma. Did you or

you not? That's a very big thing.

No, we did. We went there. We went there
to the center. But it's not like you

just go to a center. You have to, like,
get your antibodies tested.

They have to test. Hold on. Then they
flush the red cells back in.

But did you donate the blood plasma or
not? That's what I want to know.

I got tested.

Getting tested and donating blood plasma
is different.

Ramona is so obviously lying. Her face
is red and she's dodging the questions.

I just want to know if you lied about
donating the blood plasma.

I don't lie. Did you donate the blood
plasma or not? I just told you what I

Stop. No, I'm not going to stop. I want
to know if you donated it or not. I feel

like the lie is very unethical. There
are some people who can't even donate

their blood plasma.

And I think if you didn't, then you
should be like, you know what, I didn't,

I made a mistake. I thought I did, and I
was wrong.

Am I crazy? Does that not seem like...
Well, it sounds like she's saying she

didn't donate it, right? I gave my
statement to the press, so there you go.

That's a different statement.

Did you donate plasma?

Yes, I donated plasma, and I don't know
why she's questioning me. She's like,

Leah always wants to pick a fight with
me.

I gave my statement to the press.

And you lied.

I didn't say I lied. You said I lied.
But you lied to the press. No, you said

lied. Because you're saying now that you
didn't donate it.

Ramona is trying to make herself look
better after her behavior during the

pandemic. On Instagram, you're posting,
here I am with my workout, and I just

upgraded to a new modern sweep. And now
you want to come out and act like you're

this charitable woman who donated her
blood plasma?

Lies.

Lies.

This is like propaganda. You're like
spinning this whole freaking thing.

It's a big deal.

Whatever you say, Leah.

Whatever you want to say, Leah. Well,
it's something you certainly shouldn't

about. I mean, why would you lie about
something like that? You either gave

plasma and saw it in a big -ass bag or
you didn't. Right now she just said she

did not do that. That's what I heard.

You're looking at me angry. You're the
one that did this all. I didn't do this.

You're the one that said you donated it
and you didn't. So don't look at me and

give me a dirty look. That's your own
mistake.

Do you want to take this opportunity,
Ramona, and just say, I didn't donate.

I just wish Ramona would fess up and
say, you know what? I thought it would

me look good. I wanted people to get the
message that it's good to do this.

And I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done it.

You read what I said, so why are you
challenging me?

Because I think you're lying.

That's why.

No, you know what?

You know what, Ramona? That was
disgusting when you did that. First of

you're spilling your food everywhere.

I'm trying to like you. I don't
understand why you're getting defensive,

I know, but you make yourself look
guilty by getting defensive.

New girls can go talk about me.

Nobody's talking about you. Maybe we
should go to our next flight. That's why

we're grown -ups.

I'm not being the COVID police, okay? I
don't want you to be lying about

something that's actually... You're just
a vicious girl.

Coming up.

Did you donate the blood plasma or not?
Well, I'll go to the ladies with this,

you know, and you girls can go talk
about me and nobody's talking about you.

I'm not being the COVID police, okay? I
don't want you to be lying about

something that's actually... You're just
a vicious girl. The best way to handle

Leah is just ignore her and walk away.

I don't know what her problem is, but
it's not my problem.

No one's backing me up. Not one of you
guys is even giving a, and it's tough.

Why are we in trouble now? Leah? She
admitted it. And she's embarrassed.

She's embarrassed.

Listen,

I beat COVID. So I get Leah's insistence
that it is like a morally bankrupt

thing to do, to lie about donating
plasma in the middle of a global

But that's it. What are you going to do?

We have very different methods, Leah, so
don't say nobody had your back.

You're like, that's okay. No problem. I
like to extract the information because

I'm comfortable to tell the truth.

Leah, you're never going to get what you
want from someone like that approaching

you like that. I'm just sorry.

I'm going to see what's happening over
here.

I don't know why she ran away.

I'm going in.

You caught a bitch. Yeah, you caught
her.

It's like, now rest your case.

Yeah, you did.

Ramona.

Ramona. I am on the toilet, for Christ's
sakes. Okay, okay, relax.

I am having a problem. Just give me a
second. Do you need some help?

No, I have a stomach. I'm having
diarrhea.

I mean, really?

I'm sorry you had to hear that.

All right. Are you okay?

I'll be okay, but I can't be okay if you
keep bothering me.

Okay. Oh, my God.

When you go with someone like Ramona,
you can't put your back up against the

wall. She's going to get defensive.

Well,

you gave her diarrhea.

Okay, so she's a feeling person. She has
blood in her veins. She's literally

shitting her pants.

I think Ramona needs to see a doctor at
this point. You can't be slurping down

oysters, chugging rosé, when you've got
some IBS.

That's a recipe for disaster.

Disaster.

Ramona. Yep.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm good. I just had to do some
documents. You know, they're over it.

I just, you know what? Leah's always
attacking me, so I'm not going to sit

there. She's, you know, she's impudent.

Is that the right word? Yeah, but you
kind of look very... I'm not guilty of

anything. You know what I'm guilty of?
Like, you know what? Opening up my house

again to her. I mean, she's being a
bitch. All right.

They're over it. I don't really give a
shit.

Is it safe in there?

Yeah. Yeah?

Okay.

You play mediator very well. Well, I
need to shut up. Because you know her so

well, I guess. I'm going to go for a
little stroll. I'll be back. I want to

check out the area.

All right, I'll go with you. All right,
let's go. You want your wine, honey? No.

I drank too much last night.

I love how it's turning me into the
enemy just for being, you know, looking

the truth. I turn into the enemy. I need
to hold her hand for a minute. She's

licking her wounds.

One of the things that I love so much
about Leah is she's very real and she

speaks her mind. But that's the thing,
though. She still gets up on her soapbox

and starts wagging that finger, though.

These bitches.

Okay, Ramona.

These girls. All right, so let me just
tell you something. You're in the middle

of a sample here. I mean, Leah needs to
back down a little. She lies and makes

up stories about me. She's constantly
lying and making up stories.

She has anger issues.

I'm not.

It's a cancellation clause these days. I
don't care. I don't care anymore about

her. It's a cancellation. I try to be
nice to her. I heat up the pool to 95

degrees. No, but these days, everybody
wants a cancellation. Screw her. Screw

her. I don't give a shit.

Dress like she's going to a safari. She
looks like zebra.

She looks like a freaking animal.

Well, so do you. She has 10 prints on.

So do you. I have leopard and leopard,
just two different colors.

And your glasses is a third print. You
have a third animal print. No, they're

all leopard. No, they're all leopard.
Yeah, but leopard.

I'm not going over there.

I feel better now.

Wow. Wow.

Wow. Maybe the healer stuff is coming
out. Wait, she said it would take

48 hours, remember?

I know that I'm not going to get what I
want from her, which is her

acknowledging that she made a mistake,
but every time I look at her face, it's

going to be in the back of my head.

Child, this was a lot.

You know, but we let everybody clear the
air. Except for the bathroom.

Ew, Lou.

We got hot guys over here.

Hi.

You look amazing.

She's a beauty, right? You have an
amazing body.

You like my body?

Absolutely. Are you kidding me?

Thank you. Are you single or married?

Single. You think a married man would be
complimenting my body like that? You

never know.

You never know. Thank you.

Wow. You made my day. You just made her
day.

This man just told me I have an amazing
body.

Doesn't even know who I am or where I'm
from. You do have an amazing body. She

does. Didn't he just say that?

Yep. What man?

Over there, he just said to her, I want
to say you're beautiful, you have an

amazing body.

So listen, Ramona, all that aside,
Ramona, I thought that was a good combo

you and I had.

Did you feel good about that? Yes, I
did. Good. And you listened, and I

appreciate that.

Well, I appreciate you explaining it to
me. No, because you know what I like

about you? That you explain yourself in
a way that's not aggressive and

confrontational. And I appreciate that.

And I appreciate that. No, and I
appreciate that. I really do. Thank you.

think this was possibly a constructive
conversation with Ramona. But I do

appreciate that Ramona did listen, you
know, after I made her. And I'm going to

remain cautiously optimistic about it.

I've had a good time. I even got in the
pool last night. I can't believe I did

that. My only complaint is you got in
the water before dinner and we didn't

to talk to our girl Ebony and our girl
Leah about their mothers and

dying. We got days.

Speaking of days, let's drink up and
let's go shopping.

I'm ready.

Yeah, give me two minutes. Me and Sonia
are going to down this right now.

Is it legal to take it in the car,
lawyer? Yeah, and have some lobster. You

what? We're taking those lobster rolls.
Look at her with the napkin. Mind your

business, Luann. Uh -huh, I'm just going
to pretend I didn't see that happening.

Luann, mind your business. Mind the
business. You are my kindred spirit. I

leave the lobster.

Give me the lobster.

We're taking her to Go's. Is that rude?

So rude.

I'm not leaving the lobsters. That's who
I am.

You think I'm...

Coming up.

You're not going to like me saying this.
I feel like this might be hurting you.

Well, you're having a mocktail.

Girls, do we have everything?

I'm not leaving without the lobster and
I'm finishing my buffet.

Okay, let's go.

Thank you so much.

Okay, gals.

Now what?

Chocolate?

All right, let's hit it.

Cheetos. Woo!

Dinner's going to be a hot mess.

You think so?

It's all right.

I do like your arm cleavage, though.
It's nice.

My no cleavage? Your arm cleavage. Oh,
my arm cleavage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's

coming out a little bit. Clean, clean,
clean.

It's blowing my mind to see.

evolving to very tipsy. And, like, no
time.

So I'm like, damn, girl, did I miss you
taking seven shots? But she didn't.

I don't even know where we are,
actually.

My boots are Italian.

We used that recently, come on.

We're talking a little, Garrett.

If I hear Garrett again, I'm going to
kill myself.

Dark. Dark. Dark. You like that name? I
was like.

It's like a cowboy.

It's like a cowboy, you know.

It's like, God, they're going to get up
on that horse and ride your ass across

the plains, Garth.

He rode your ass across the plains,
obviously.

Oh, yeah.

Okay. I don't know why Sonya keeps
harping on Garth.

Maybe Sonya's jealous. I mean, listen,
we all want that in our life, and she's

upset she doesn't have it, and Luanne
does. And during COVID.

Who gets this during COVID?

Okay, wait, we're getting into town.

Look how cute, okay?

It's adorable.

They have all these outdoor little
restaurants where you can eat, and it's

literally half an hour from Sag Harbor.

All right, we're here, girls.

She is bitch. What do you got? Thank you
so much. Awesome.

Sonia, you're not walking in with me.
You can't walk in with a wine twist.

What are you, the wine police?

You sort of become the wine police. I
what?

She shut you off? Oh, she cut me off.
All right, here I go. Whoa!

It's a slippery slope that... Hello.

Oh, what a cool store. I love it. Hi,
how are you? Everything is beige. I love

it. Oh, my God, look at this furry bag.

Oh, that's for you. That's for my
friends who bought already.

Would I ever wear this?

I could see you in that. How much is
this? $2 .25. I'm not buying anything.

I kind of like this bag.

Is that a cashmere? I love these.

Okay, I'm getting that.

During this time of COVID and being
housebound, there's nothing like

make a girl feel good about life in
general. Are you buying it? I'm going to

give one for my sister and then two for
me. I mean, who would have thought how

comforting that could be?

Oh, my God. I love this. Oh, nice.

Oh,

I love it. I like this.

We'll sage the house.

Sonia, we're lighting sage tonight in
the house. Oh, let's sage the hall

Heather gets there.

Wait, why don't you come out this
weekend with us? Maybe I could swing a

days on the air.

It's going to be so much fun.

Oh, geez. Is she invited?

Are you invited? Oh, man.

Heather's coming in as a punching bag,
and she doesn't even know what she's

about to walk into.

Leah is getting me all stirred up.

Why'd you invite Heather? She shouldn't
be here. Don't you know what she said?

She literally said Luann does hard
drugs.

I'm sorry. I'm laughing, but that's
crazy.

And now I'm second -guessing myself
because of Leah. It was a silly podcast.

Who cares?

Tomorrow we're going for oysters.

We're shucking oysters, which I haven't
done since my hooter days.

Oh, you used to work for a hooter? You
know I did. I bet you got some big tips.

Big tips.

Big tips.

Right. And most of all, my personality,
Ramona. Absolutely.

Hi.

Evening gowns. Yes. Kimonos. Oh, my God.

So new.

Is this vintage?

You can take your mask off. I can take
it off? Oh, we can?

Oh, they said that we could take our
mask off. That actually looks really

on you, though. Cute, right? I'm wearing
this for dinner. I'm so excited.

I like that.

Sonia, you wear that for dinner. Oh, I
love that on you, actually.

I like your vest.

This is hers.

What's mine is hers.

I'm with Luann.

Garth is with us. Garth, stop.

I don't know if Sonia wanting Luann for
herself or Sonia wanting a Garth for

herself.

Or both for herself.

So hot.

You want what? No Garth tonight.

You want a top like this? Is Garth fine?
You want this or no?

I feel like spoiling Sonia because she's
starting to spiral. So I feel like when

she gets like this, I just need to be
there for her and like try and cheer her

up.

I don't care what she says. That's cute.

It's so much better on Louie. No, it's
not.

Stop being so, you know, self -loathing.
Stop.

Tonya is drinking more than she should.
This is not going to be good.

I hate Garth. I hate Garth.

She hates Garth. I hate Garth.

Trouble's on the way with Tonya right
now.

And it begins with a big A, alcohol.

It's just me and Lou.

No Garth.

Coming up.

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base better. Who the hell is she, that
bitch?

Okay, let's go eat. Let's go to the bar.
You know what? The bar is ours. It's

private. I'll come to the bar with you.

It's a private bar.

Oh, my God.

Isn't this fantastic? It's really cute.

Isn't this amazing?

Now can we go to drink? Of course. The
important part. What are we drinking?

I'll do a French 75 with Hendrix.

What is that?

That's gin, elderflower, and champagne.

I think I'm going to stick to rosé.
Sure.

Two of my girls are not drinking, so I
want to be sensitive to that. Of course.

You're drinking rosé.

But I'm not. Oh, give me a martini. You
can get anything you want. All right,

you girls, I'll be right back.

Like a mocktail, but that doesn't have a
lot of calories in it? Yeah, sure.

Can we get like a dozen oysters to start
here? Yeah, of course. Oh, that'd be

great. Yeah, and shrimp.

Shrimp, shrimp, too.

But you don't want any shrimp. No, I
don't want no shrimp.

You want some.

That's just a kidding anyway.

Oh, I don't like a big egg. Don't get me
wrong. It's such a thing as too big,

right? Too big is just a nuisance.

At my age.

This is what I love about Sonia. She,
like me, we don't take ourselves too

seriously. She's got a big free spirit,
and I like that about her.

Cheers. Cheers. This is a lovely day in
the North.

Where did Lou go? Seriously.

My nerves are like on the edge at this
fabulous bar. I just feel like tempted,

so I just need to go and have a
cigarette sometimes.

You know what I'm saying? Can't expect
me to give up all my vices.

I enjoyed you ladies so much today. I
just can't get over it. I'm not used to

hanging out with this many white women,
if I'm being honest.

And I had a great time. Yeah, be honest.
I'm being honest.

You know, I had a lot of fun and I
connected with you all authentically and

made space for me and I appreciate that.

Hey, wait, why'd you leave us all last
night? Yeah, I wanted to explain that.

Here's the thing. I got to my capacity.

You guys were having the best time. The
stilt person came over. I wasn't having

a great time. It's all balls, no dick.

Just a stilt. The only reason I didn't
say, like, goodnight, goodnight,

goodnight. Who?

Yeah, no, I need to take a second.

Like, head on.

like, strong urge, which I haven't had
in weeks, to be in a bar. Like, ooh.

That's where it might be. I feel like
you're pushing yourself a little too

No. Okay. I just, you know, need to take
a break.

Do you think drinking this out of the
wine glass?

It helps.

It helps?

It's not, like, hurt? It's not, like...
No, no, no.

I'm getting...

It's getting calm.

You're not going to like me saying this.
What? But I feel like this might be

hurting you.

Like it still feels like... Well, you're
having a mocktail. This is a mocktail.

I know, but bringing the bottle of rosé
and then drinking it out of the wine

glass. I'm just saying, just hear me
out. You know what I mean? Is it keeping

you attached somehow?

I can say the same thing about... No,
it's not the same at all, though.

It's a filter with grapefruit juice.
It's just a drink, a regular drink.

Right. Because this is, obviously, this
isn't making you calm. It's just a

filter or something. You know what I
mean? I feel like I'm part of them, you

know. Yeah. No, I hear you. I hear you.

I'm trying to tell Luann in a respectful
way that having a glass of Fosé in your

hand at all times, she's actually...

closer to a drink of rosé than she
thinks, and part of getting sober is

used to not having that.

Can we sit at the table now or not? This
is like a little like... Yeah.

But she doesn't want to hear me. I think
that she really does miss drinking, and

she's just not there yet.

So what's your next drink of the same?
Now I'm going to go to wine.

Probably red because of my girt thing. I
want the biggest f***ing steak in the

house.

Really? I'm going to follow my girl.

Oh, they have potato leek soup. I love
that. I'm getting that. I'm definitely

getting that.

I want a big bone. Is that PC?

Why would that not be? I just want to be
myself. I don't want to be a cancel

consolation.

Nobody's going to cancel you.

Oh, that's what I was trying to think of
before. Cancel culture.

Cancel culture.

Why do we want to cancel culture?

Well,

we don't want to cancel culture, Ramona,
but cancel culture can cancel

individuals that they feel are out of
line with culture.

We don't do that in this room.

We do what we did today.

I feel one with the people.

Can I please get the scallops? Sure.

I love Leah and Lou for not drinking.

And I wasn't even drinking before. But
what happened is I did drink a few

so I said, okay, I'm going to drink. I
don't want you to feel any pressure to

drink. Oh, I have no pressure to drink.

No, but you know what I mean.

Yeah, right.

Give me my drink. No, you need some
food. No.

We're getting very close to the danger
zone with Sonia.

Don't put it next to me. Oh, yeah.

Give it over here.

No, no, not to your foot. I'm sorry. No,
you're cut off. Sorry. No.

Sonia's going through something.

And, of course, alcohol fuels emotions.
So it's taking her to the deep end.

I don't want to be canceled.

All right, guys. I think that we need a
plan for tomorrow.

A plan?

Oh, for your friend? No, no. Oh, that's
your friend.

We do.

What is the plan?

First of all, I'm going to start looking
up the things that she's said about

every table.

I'm having so much fun now.

Sorry, but it's game time. Oh, damn.

The more I think about this, the more it
just rubs me the wrong way.

If you go and you talk shit about them,
then what are you going to say about me?

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face better.

Well, guess what? I have a real friend.

Oh, my face. You have one face. And your
face looks beautiful. I mean, where

does she get off talking about us? And
she said, you, there's nothing authentic

about you.

I know you were doing drugs.

Fabulous. Great.

Heather and I have been cool. I had
lunch with her before I left for the

Hamptons in New York with Ramona. Tell
me what's going on with the cabaret.

Because I never got to see it. What? I
never got the invite. You have to let me

know if you want to come, you know.

And now I found out she's talking smack
about me, and it's like, what the hell?

My first instinct was to call her up and
say, you are uninvited because of all

of the things you said about us. Yes,
thank you. But on the other hand, I

we should let her come and give it to
her. I think we should, too.

Who the hell is she, that bitch?

Coming up.

What are we doing tomorrow?

We're going to work out, thank God,
because all I did was eat all day.

Are we doing oysters tomorrow?

Yeah. We're going to first work out with
Garth.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

And I find out that Ebony loves oysters,
too.

You got a hollow leg, girlfriend.

Can we hear about Garth's workout?
Because, I mean, your body's rocking. I

I can keep up with it. Are we talking
about Garth again?

You want to FaceTime Garth?

I don't want to see Garth again. Let's
FaceTime Garth. I'm done with Garth.

had enough Garth.

Let's see if he's going to pick up.
Garth, Garth, Garth. It's always Garth.

Garth. Hi, handsome. Oh, Jesus. How are
you? He picks up on the first ring.

Good. What are you doing?

Say hi to the girls.

Oh, he's so handsome.

We don't need anything but you.

Yeah, please. All I know is.

Luann has a big smile.

She's acting like a little girl, like,
you know, goo -goo -goo -goo -ga -ga.

It's, like, so cute.

And he had nice eyes and a nice smile,
so I'm happy for her. I like the way you

make my girlfriend light up.

Oh, that's very sweet.

Thank you, Ramona.

That's Ramona.

That's a good plan.

Leah gets up at 8 .30. Shut up. You're
shouting in my ear. Shut up. Leah gets

early. Okay, have fun.

Oh, my gosh. Thank you.

She's shouting in my ear.

I'm not deaf. I'm deaf because you
always shut my ear.

Did you see that man?

I'm in, like, dying.

Yeah, he's really cute.

He's the real deal. You know what I
mean? He's the real dude.

What are you doing?

We're just at a cocktail party. How are
you?

Look at those shoulder pads.

What are those about? Luann bought me a
top.

I got jealous that you spoke to someone.
Yeah,

I did, too. Take care, Glamorous.

Love you. Bye.

So I've never been at a dinner with
friends where the energy is quite like

Ooh, you the cop, too. I'm actually at
this point feeling like Alice in

Wonderland. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And while it's not my normal jam, I'm
intrigued.

The thing is, like, I have my own
connections, like how things work.

Okay, enlighten us. People don't
understand. We need to protect the poor

because...

Stocks are going up and the poor are
getting poorer. The homeless are getting

homeless blur.

Yep. And so this guy, supplier of
diversity.

What's his name? William. We did AIDS
PSAs forever.

She's out of it right now.

It doesn't matter if I'm out of it. What
matters is my cloth.

Not what is over here. Oh, whatever.

What? What I bring back.

I've raised millions for AIDS awareness,
millions for the LGBT community.

Wow, look at this swordfish.

Look at how big it is. I can't eat it.
It's way too much.

Oh, the food is here. Yay!

There comes a point where alcohol just
stops working.

People stop being fun because maybe
they're, like, not in a great place, and

alcohol exacerbates it. And I feel like
that's what we're seeing right now.

Hello, William.

She's calling you again?

Yeah,

my friends are saying I'm out of it, and
I'm just bringing you in. No, I'm just

saying, I'm saying maybe it's a little
too much to drink.

No, you should shut the f*** up.

Hi.

If I was acting like you, I would what?
You would be a friend to me. You shut

up. Stop with the drinking. You shut up.
Stop with the drinking. Now, will I use

this?

Are you okay?

I'm great.

Can I talk to him for a second? Yes.

Here comes a friend of mine. Ready?

Here she comes.

You work for J .P. Morgan and Chase,
right?

Yeah, I run Global Supplier Diversity.
Perfect. I think it's $30 billion Chase

has just recently put into closing the
wealth gap. I love you, dear. And by the

way, I'm about to get my mortgage with
Chase, too.

Wells Fargo has better rates. They do
have better rates, but I like what

Chase... No, no. She's right.

Wells Fargo has a lower interest rate,
but Chase is doing something to close

this wealth gap for my people, and I
want to honor that. Ah, people!

Stop! Stop it! That's too much. Stop it!

You want to talk about Wells Fargo?

I was not talking about... Stop the
drinking!

What's wrong with you?

Next time on The Real Housewives of New
York City.

to take a vow of silence.

She's going to be speaking again at 6 p
.m. I'll be speaking as a

representative. Hey, girls.

Hey, come on in and say hello to Sonia.
I'm getting ready to work out. You can

see up your nightgown.

And I'm probably out of line, but I love
you, Lou, and I got to tell you the

truth about yourself here.

Be careful.

All right, girls, let's come into the
living room.

I thought that was a real friendship,
but nothing really I learned with Luann

genuine. Yeah, that's true. What?