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Hi, guys. I'm so excited to take a look
back at my first season on The Real

Housewives of New York. And since I'm
the newbie, I have the New York OGs,

Liliana Ramona, to keep me in check.

I get to, like, watch it back now and,
like, see every single stupid thing I

and celebrate it.

She is not an alcoholic like you just
said.

I take extreme pride in Hurricane Leah.

Hurricane Leah is a special moment.

It's not an often moment.

And it needs to be respected.

I'm good. Don't worry about me.

I thought the name Hurricane Leah was
good because, you know, we didn't know

what was happening.

You know, it came out of left field and
she reacted the way she reacted. But it

was sort of, well, it was. It was
overwhelming like a hurricane.

You want to sit there? Sit there.

Sonia sits here. I don't care where I
sit. This is such a show that's holding

her. It's a beautiful baby, right?
That's right. Really. I mean, she looks

good. We switched over to vodka
martinis. We were like, forget about it.

just have vodka martinis.

Oh, and there's Dorinda. She loves her
vodka martinis way too much.

I need your backup. She's probably
coming tonight.

Leah, you're sitting there just, I can
see, like, the heat rising.

I was like, oh, my God, when is this
going to end?

I knew that you were going to lose it
here. I know.

Why is Trina doing that? We'll do that.
Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

Am I putting this on? Look at me with
the lobster bib.

You're meaner and you're meaner and
you're a hater. Meaner, meaner.

No, we're dumb and dumber.

Don't break it.

I understand Leah drinking a little more
to sort of make herself feel more

comfortable because she's an
unconventional girl in a very

I get it. But the strategy is not
working.

I have to say, watching this episode,
when I first watched it, I was laughing

hard and crying at the same time because
I was like so entertained but

horrified. I know, right?

You're embarrassing Tinsley. Tinsley, am
I going to get thrown?

I'm going to give a toast. Relax, kids.
Relax. I'm good.

I'm good, guys. I'm having more fun than
I've had in a month and a half. I have

to say, thank you.

Oh, these are squishy boobs. I will say,
though, I look pretty hot for having a

total blackout meltdown. I mean, I'm
looking not too shabby. I thought you'd

have my back on this one. But what is
she doing now?

Brollicking around, playing with Leah.

I'm going to be in trouble. She's
encouraging Leah to act this way.

The makeup and the, I don't know,
everything is working for me. Yeah, you

great. The color of the bodysuit. You
know, Leah, you always look fabulous

you go totally insane.

You're the best looking insane person
I've seen in a long time. I'm sorry. I'm

going to go over here.

There she goes.

There she goes. You're the hottest.

Not the job I know. I'm taking a time
bomb.

Ramona, I'm here.

Get their names right. I know they're
both blonde, but get it right. I know

Leah wants to have a kiss with Ramona.

Yeah, I have. They kiss on the lips a
lot. It's very strange.

It's because you wouldn't expect it from
them, you know?

And I want to do it. Okay, listen to me.

Ramona, I'm sorry, Mom.

Stop calling her Mom. It's freaking me
out. Oh, my God.

They decided to tell me, while I'm
already losing it, they decided to tell

that my sister can't come after telling
me she can come and she can come and she

can come.

Obviously extremely agitated.

I'll use that word.

You were feeling vulnerable. You were
expecting your sister to come.

She tore the carpet out from underneath
you.

And here you are going to show everybody
just how you felt about it. I love it.

You're trying to steal me away from
anything.

You're trying to do it. It bothers my
heart. My delivery is dreadful.

Let me tell you, as insane as that
dinner was, I missed that trip so much.

mean, that we could just travel and be,
you know, have a girl night and go crazy

is, you know, I'm just going crazy.

Oh, my God.

There's somebody just dragging me along
the grass.

It's crazy that I woke up the next day.

Leah, I would love to know. Lynn, what
the hell is going through your head

now? Hell no, bitch. I am like, you
know, I am just watching you flip out. I

very entertained, I got to say.

I mean, it was entertaining. I was like,
this is better than a movie. I mean,

this is amazing.

I eat what I think. I think what I live.
I was doing it from like a cautionary

tale thing. Stop.

Maybe I'm wrong.

And, you know, my life's not your life.
I'm going to have a party, a cocktail

conversation.

Guess what?

My sisters are on the way. I'm just
lying right now. She is. Yeah, I'm

My God.

She sounds like the Wicked Witch.

But let me tell you, this is awesome.

I feel like I'm in Groundhog Day with
Tennessee. I just don't have the energy.

just want to watch Leah destroy the
place. I know. I'm having a mental

breakdown.

You know what I'm realizing now is Leah,
I cannot change my mind. If I say one

thing, I've got to stick to it because
she can't handle anything else.

This is how scared I am of my sister,
actually. That's what you're seeing. I

don't want to tell my sister no after
I've told her yes.

Leah is already going bonkers.

bitch. Just like you rescinded the
invitation.

I don't like this reaction.

It's out of her mind. No one's getting
murdered here or getting their head

chopped off. I just said she can't come.
I gotta get away from her. She's out of

control. Ramona, can I talk to you for a
minute? No, I don't want to talk to

you. We're scared now.

Ramona, I need to talk to you. Right
this second, please.

My food's here. I love to eat my food.
Everyone knows I need to eat my food.

Not a good thing to talk to me when I'm
hungry.

Nobody's ever been out of control in
this group. Are you kidding? Yeah,

true.

I'm having mindy shells. I can't deal
with shells right now.

No, no, no. Come on. Get over here.
What? Come on. Come on.

Oh, my God.

I used to think about me that I was the
gangster with the blonde hair and blue

eyes. This girl is like, she's another
level. I think Leah's somersault was a

10. I mean, that late at night after
having a couple of drinks? Wow. Maybe

a 12.

Put the chairs down now.

For me, when you started grabbing those
flowers and the chair came in the air, I

was like, uh -oh.

I know. I got everybody a little
nervous.

Are you kidding me? No, no, no.

Oh,

yeah. I had so much emotion I needed to
let out.

Pretend you're at yoga. Breathe in.

Breathe out.

Ramona makes people crazy.

But in all fairness, Ramona felt put on
the spot.

Oh, shut up.

I did feel put on the spot. She tells me
on the way up. And then I said yes

because I felt guilty because I like her
so much. And then I realized it

wouldn't be good. But then I realized I
should have said yes because I made her

so upset.

And then you tell the person when
they're having a mental breakdown

asking to bring her sister was a really
bad idea.

Wow. Seriously, Tinsley, what's going on
with your friend over there?

I mean, she can handle herself.

She's fine. No, she can't. She can't
handle herself, quite clearly. She's

on the floor. She's ruined the flowers.

She's been hanging on to the drapes. She
needs a little help from her friends.

She's not used to drinking. Neither am
I, but have you ever seen me behave that

way? Ever?

You fell in the bushes, girl.

No comment.

We all make moments on the show where
you go, this is fun.

And it's not funny.

We've all done some crazy shit in the
past. But Leah's kind of crazy. It's

of shocking because she's new to the
group. And we're just not used to her

of crazy.

My days of the Bushes are not over just
yet, darling.

I'm really, like, really kind of weird
about the people. I was really on one.

And I just really could not deal with
Ramona at all. With your sister coming.

don't want her on this trip, wherever.

All right, honestly, if my sister's not
allowed here.

I'm not staying here. I ride or die for
my sister. What can I say?

I'm not staying.

Honestly, I swear to God, that's it. If
my sister's not here, I am not staying.

I'm not staying. We can't invite her
last minute. It's too late.

Leah, please.

I'm honestly just obsessed with how long
and great my hair looks in this. Listen

to me.

Where is the bathroom? I'm going to the
bathroom. We got you. I need a bathroom

break to figure this all out. This is
like wildness.

Don't cry.

These bitches aren't worth crying for.

Oh, my God. This is so sweet. Look at
everybody hugging me.

Look at even Sonia crying.

It's making me upset to see Leah upset.
They're crying for me, and I really

think that's so sweet. Push her over the
brink.

Look at this. There's so much love.

There's so much love. Thank you.

Throw me a phone, guys.

Throw me my sister.

Out of my box. Your sister's welcome.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry.

All right, you know what? Leah's new to
the group. She loves her sister.

Maybe I'm being too ridiculous.

I don't want her to be so upset.

Fine. I'll switch my mind again for the
third time. Sorry I hurt your feelings.

And I realize I have to, like, give up
my bullshit of, like, trying to control

the situation.

Thank you.

It's okay.

Okay, so don't cry, okay? How would you
be happy? Stop the crying.

Okay. That was the good news about me.
It went out just as fast as it came in

that hurricane, Leah.

Good. No more crying. You taught me
something.

She didn't even remember this the next
day. Obviously, it meant a lot to you,

and you mean a lot to me. Everyone
literally saw me at my worst.

Some people like me at my work. Some
people like Hurricane Leah.

My first time meeting all the women,
which was at Dorinda's like end of

party. And obviously, I knew, but that
was my first time meeting all of them.

You know, Leah, you know, for me, that's
what I really liked about you. It was

like super easy and not at all
complicated, which is.

though not most of the other women.
They're all like, this is like a breath

fresh air.

You had such a warm, open

vibe with me and really seemed
interested in getting to know me at that

asking me questions, and I just sensed
this kind of sincerity.

Leah was dressed in a little differently
than the way we dress. Her dress was

very, very snug and very, very short.
But, hey, she has a great body.

What can I tell you?

At that party, you know, she was
definitely looking at me and looking me

down. And, you know, her eyes kind of
bulged out of her head a bit because she

was smiling.

I mean, she was smiling at me, but I
couldn't tell if it was, like, real or

So you have a daughter that's 12.

Okay. And are you married?

I like the fact that she was self -made,
that she was a mom, and she has strong

opinions. So I really admired all of
that about her.

She did tell me that I had beautiful
feet. And I'm glad that she acknowledged

feet because I actually do have
beautiful feet.

Ramona, it's all over you. It's all over
your face.

Raviolis have never been the same.

This did not work out the way that we
thought it was going to.

Obviously,

this guy is going to take one look at me
and my sister and forget that those

women are even sitting there.

He's like, I hate you.

I mean, that's kind of rude. We're
trying to talk to you. We're trying to

our friends to go to dinner so we can
sit down. Do you have a wife?

Oh, really?

I don't think your fiance would like
this situation.

It looks like this situation is your
problem.

When a man can talk like that to a woman
that easily?

Uh -uh. No.

That's very problematic.

Your sister was rude.

Just because you're engaged or married
doesn't mean you can't talk to other

people. Stop, stop, stop. But mission
accomplished.

He's gone.

We haven't really met, and I feel like
it's kind of strange that you're also

going to be like this.

It was a huge, it was a pivotal moment
for me with this group.

What are Leah and her sister doing?

Really? The last thing you should do is
be coming up to me and chasing some man

away. Don't come up to me and chase this
problematic loser away from me. How

dare you?

I was in the best mood to come to
dinner, and I definitely was acting up,

was Sonia. The last thing I wanted to do
was sit down for dinner.

The first thing I wanted to do was hang
at the bar. Linda is just over -the -top

drunk. I see Tinsley's escalating.

Sonia, Ramona, Luann, these are a
geriatric version of Girls Gone Wild.

Hang out with six, eight girls all day.
You want a little break and meet other

people at the bar, even if it's other
women. Leah, are you kidding me? Okay,

that's why we have it. Bring it down a
notch. Okay. I know you're there.

Ramona, when I set up a dinner like you
set up last night, you would have

expected me.

I'm trying to stay calm.

No, but you're always in that bar first.

No. I'm trying to really stay calm.

My table's always ready, baby cakes.

I got a number.

They ran.

They ran. Let's find some kindness here,
okay? Why are you talking to us? We

were with you at the bar. We were fine.

I'm kind of flabbergasted.

I mean, I know I was acting like a
maniac.

Fun fact, the woman that was just on
with the gray hair, my sister bought her

dinner because she felt so bad for her.
Right there. Everyone is being so nasty

to each other, and it's disastrous. Tell
her the truth.

Tell them.

I need the company.

Sister! Hello?

You don't even want to have us.

Guilty by association.

Guilty by association.

We're getting a little out of control.

What is going on?

Stop! You should actually, like, take a
note from my sister. My sister probably

had PTSD for about three and a half
weeks.

And I didn't hear the end of this trip
from her. Or my mother. Or my father.

Or my sister telling my mom and dad what
happened. I had ghost hunters all

geared up.

Ordering room service and falling asleep
at 6 .30.

I'm out.

Good move, Dorinda. Good move.

That's so rude.

Let's have dinner.

Are you guys insane? A lot of screeching
going on here.

This is crazier than me the night
before. This is way crazier.

The sister is like a demon. That threw
me over the edge.

That was it.

No, that wasn't nice.

You can f*** with me, but don't with my
family.

Did she actually throw a piece of food
at me? She didn't even notice.

Ramona, she didn't even flinch.

Ramona, it's all over you. It's all over
your face.

She's crazy.

I just threw a ravioli at her. She's
crazy.

Sometimes you just got to throw a
ravioli. She's got bipolar.

She's crazy.

It's fine.

I don't need people like this in my
life. Sorry. Honestly, those raviolis at

that restaurant are absolutely
delicious.

And I'm sorry that I wasted one of them
throwing it at Ramona.

Bye.

You're our little sister kisser.

fallen into a bush before, but the land
must be wearing off on me. I don't know.

Oh, you look so beautiful, Pauline. How
are you? Welcome.

Wow.

We're kind of chilling the same look.

I feel like we are. Why?

Because they don't know anyone.

But you know what? They're looking at me
going, why is this?

She doesn't own a horse farm. She
doesn't own a stable. She doesn't own a

mansion. Who the heck? What the heck is
this girl?

I just stood there and, like, tried to
say happy birthday to her. It was like,

she knew I was there. Yeah. And she was,
like, not acknowledging me. So are you

telling me she's snubbing you with her?

I don't know. Maybe.

You're giving me a dress code that I'm
going to make it my own dress code.

You know, you want me to wear black? All
black? Okay, well.

I think it's ridiculous to tell people
what to wear to a birthday party. So she

can wear all red. I mean. Right. So she
can stand out and be the.

Happy birthday. Birthday girl. I mean,
it's so, you know, 16 years old. Not,

know, 60 years old. Very, very
infantile, I would say.

Look, and, yeah.

She's just, she's happy there's no men
there that I'm taking attention away

her. With a bodysuit sewed in. Look, she
bends down to look at my crotch. She

did, didn't she? Oh, my God. Let's see
that again. She's obsessed with it.

obsessed with it. I say, holy, you can't
wear that.

Girl, I would make you put a slip. Look
at that.

Look at that. She's touching. She's
obsessed with my body and my crotch and

of it. It's very strange to me. Look,
it's not strange to me.

She is, you know.

She looks amazing.

I mean, the woman, I pray to God I look
like that when I'm 63, honest.

Right.

There's no reason to even be thinking
about the way I look. or anything like

that. It's like, she's your mom's age,
you know? It's ridiculous.

I know. It's crazy.

Sonia's getting to the point where she's
going off the rails again with her

drinking. You know, normally Sonia can
reel it in, but the string on her

pole is going way out and the fish is
nowhere in sight.

Oh my God!

You look gorgeous!

I had fun teasing the girls.

50 girlfriends. I have 50 girlfriends.

I mean, I kind of like, you know,
getting a rise out of them. I admit it.

was it right? Was it wrong? Probably
wasn't the right thing to do because it

Sonia really angry.

And Sonia, I'm sorry because you know I
do love you.

But, you know, sometimes I do like to
tease just a little bit.

I don't care about presents.

Even though Tinsley did get me a Chanel
bag.

But I wasn't expecting that whatsoever.

Fine. I threw it at Ramona.

Ramona loves you.

That purse is ugly.

It is.

I have plenty of money. Exchange it.

It's not like I haven't thrown Sonia a
party before. I threw her two parties.

Sonia, this is a party for you, too.
It's your surprise party. She was so

surprised. Aww.

Sonia's so sweet. We both wear silver
dresses.

Gorgeous. Look how pretty.

And I did this last year for German
Dynastonia. I think I'm allowed to throw

party just for me, aren't I?

You are, but try not to be an asshole
about it.

What's going on? She just invited me to
the birthday party last year.

It wasn't my party. My girlfriend
arranged the party. She paid for it. I

involved. These are all my friends. They
don't invite her to her party.

No, because she's starting an argument
with me. I don't want to argue with her.

What's going on? It's your birthday.

Actually, it's my birthday. We always do
our birthday together.

Oh, my God.

I'm trying to make and drive me crazy.
It's her birthday, and I feel like we

should let her have this one night.

I'm all about letting Ramona home for
one night. Celebrate herself. You took

dirty... On her birthday.

Ramona! God forbid. Take a dirty
martini. Take me another one.

Very dirty.

Uh -oh, Sonia's gearing up. Go, Sonia.
Go, Sonia.

She's gearing up, Sonia.

Oh, my God.

You know, I'm all about girl power, but
with the big palm trees and the red. I

really don't have 60 friends. A lot of
our acquaintances, but it was just my

little jab.

Uh -oh.

Oh,

Leah.

I wish I'd worn pants.

Yeah, I'd worn slacks. It would have
been much better.

Okay, see, there's like three, four of
us all pumping, grinding. You don't see

my vagina because I'm wearing a nude
bodysuit underneath the dress that's

attached to it.

It looks like they're having sex. Tanya,
have you ever had sex before? This is

not what it looks like.

Look,

she pulls me. She pulls me. She pulls
me.

Leah knows what's happening. You're not.
And I don't really give a shit. She's

embarrassing me. And I'm embarrassed for
her.

There's a hundred of them in here. No,
no, no.

Stop it.

Get the stripper. Get the producer.

You think I'm upset? You think I'm a
little upset? Shut it down.

No, guess what, bitch? I can dance and
eat a brownie and dance like a stripper

if I want to.

This girl can do no right. Ramona just
is waiting to pounce on Leah forever.

Anything. It's true, Dorinda. Thank you.

Yeah. Well, just not with your dress up.
Get pissed on.

Oh, Leah, don't encourage Sonia.

It's a freak show.

My party became a joke.

I mean, I had my own after party.

Hell yeah.

I'm not having a party next year, okay?
No party, okay?

You really made it splash.

Tortures and all.

You get naked, I get naked, and that's
that. Oh, my God, it's so much more fun

in the pool than in the kitchen. So much
talking about yachts and the class A

that I can really handle before I'm
like, this is how I have fun.

Everyone has fun in different ways, I
guess. Watch and learn. I don't think

that's my way, though. I don't think
that'll ever be my way. They can't take

clothes off right now.

Rip it off, bitch.

Get in the pool.

You know what this is about. You didn't
fail.

I love you, Dale.

Thank you, Park Avenue.

I got such abuse.

You just represent bullshit.

I mean, for me, I mean, I didn't get the
torch thing and now I do. And it was

like, oh, oh, I get it. But, but at
first I was like, what is her problem

torches? I know.

good.

Could be worse if they had ugly bodies,
but they don't. They're all beauties.

I think that the amount of memes that
came out of this

scene is pretty epic.

I don't think I've ever had any guests
get naked in my pool

at all. No, no one.

That was the first.

The Nymph Fest. Let's just call them the
three Nymph Fests, the three mermaids.

I

was

like, do I want to get naked in a

pool with a bunch of chicks that have
been drinking all night? Probably not a

good idea.

My sister thought it was excellent when
she saw this. My mother

didn't talk to me for a week and a half
when she saw this. Maybe I don't want to

do it again. Maybe it's just too much of
a commitment.

I mean, had I ever thought that I'd ever
be fully naked on national TV?

Not no.

I'm not even going to lie. This trip to
the orchard was a bit... I remember

feeling very exhausted.

It was a really long day.

It was a long day. But it was a really
fun day. And Sonia threw up on my shoes

on the way home.

Oh, my God. That's right in the van. I
forgot about that. Yeah, she was really,

really out of it by the end of the day.
Oh, my God. Okay, the hayride was just a

way to get you...

off of the luncheon table so that we
could go in the corn maze.

That corn maze will never be the same.
No, I know.

It really won't.

I love it. We're together.

Who wants to get lost in a maze? We're
all lost in our lives right now anyway.

We don't need to get more. True. So
true.

I'm going to have you guys split up in a
new group.

These are pot plants, right? These are
eggplant.

Oh, eggplant. I love eggplant.

Yeah? I thought they were pot.

Ramona, come with me.

How many acres?

Forty -seven.

Forty -seven acres, Mr.

Milstein. Sonya's always after any man
she sees, I have to say. Give her

Follow me.

I'm good at this stuff. I can see that.
You have a mission.

You're on a mission.

What, is it blocking their way? What's
going on? Stay here. Let me do some

recog.

I'll tell you that the way that they
went is the wrong way. So which way

we go?

Let's take a right. Oh, they got a heads
up. Enough there.

All right.

I bet I'm the fastest person.

Oh, no.

Led by team astray.

Lisa, you take it over.

We're almost out?

I don't know. This could become very
claustrophobic very quickly.

What's the goal? We get back to the
front or we get to, like, another place?

The goal is to get in. I'll tell you, if
I was by myself in a corn maze, I think

I'd have a panic attack.

That's not good teamwork. You left me.

Oh, my God.

I'm fertilizing the soil.

Fertilizing the soil.

Fertilizing that soil. You go, Sonia,
go.

That's not good for your bladder.

Well, I don't know how good corn shucks
are good for your bladder, but whatever.

Well, it's nature. Nature on nature.

I must have, honestly, I must have had
to pee really bad to do that.

is really bad for your bladder and
nobody likes the UTI.

There's definitely... There you go.

There's Miss Morgan who lives on the
other side. Seeing myself pee on

television wasn't as jarring as I
thought it was going to be because Sonia

in front of me and I kind of got saved
because she was blocking me the whole

time. But I can't believe I did that.

I don't know what was going through my
head.

They probably wouldn't like each other.

Come on over here!

What are you... It won't be the first
time that somebody, you know, pees on a

road trip.

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I love this watch.

It's pretty nice.

So the hat is, you put it inside in a
sauna, like I wear a hat.

When you're in a sauna, you have to
protect your head.

This spa, it's a little rustic. It's
definitely what I'm used to. Be careful.

She's being nice.

It kind of reflects Leah, a little rough
around the edges.

Huh? Hi.

I was going to say, she looks good in
that hat.

How are you?

Does this change? Yeah, it's right in
here.

I don't know.

What don't you know?

She doesn't like flip -flops. Ramona's
hair is a little crazy in this.

She should be happy that they want to
put a hat on her. She can be a little

of a bully sometimes.

All right, anyway, let's not talk about
it. Why am I bringing up negative stuff?

Okay, goodbye. Let me get ready.

I read the reviews, and I brought
towels.

Yeah, I did say they didn't have good
towels there, so I brought my towels.

You know me. I Google everything.

Wow.

Oh, my God, these two.

Does that tell you anything?

Not a strip club.

Just so you know.

Because you're still a youngster? Yeah.
My mother never told me about this, but

this starts getting cripply. Like, so
you have it. Oh, my God. It's so mean.

So mean. I have little creases there,
too.

That's what happens when you don't have
two giant fake titties.

Oh, Lord.

You're just trying to show off your
boobs right now. They are looking good,

right? They do look great.

Oh, I'm rubbing some cream on my boobs.

I would pick up myself.

Oh, my God.

Blacker room, okay.

It's my only... I had 10 % of Ramona's
confidence. Hi. Hi.

Are you excited? How are you?

I'm going to try to let things go the
way everybody keeps saying it. So she

go over there, and I can go over here.
And that's how we're going to play it.

Give us the lowdown, Leah. What do we
do? Okay.

Is this your idea? Oh, God, I should
have known.

Why? Because you're like below 14th
Street? Yeah.

I said I'm in graffiti land.

There's graffiti?

Everywhere. Gates down in the middle of
the day. I mean, I avoid those areas

uptown.

And that's the way it is everywhere
downtown.

Honestly, this zip code is more
expensive than the every time.

We're going to go into the dry sauna,
and then we're going to go upstairs and

get beat by palazzo leaves.

You're going to be hot.

Oh, it's hot.

It's so hot up here.

This is very bare bones. Like, this is
the kind of prison I can hear. Bare

bones.

Let's say you're really good in that
bathing suit, girl.

This is a true story.

I never knew my boobs were fake.

Really? Because they're so soft.

Feel mine. Mine are very soft.

Oh, yeah.

I really, these women all really made me
want to get a boob job at this moment.

It's like a photo shoot.

Oh, my God.

Tweedledee and Tweedledum. It's not off
the table.

All right, let's go. Speaking of great
boobs, let's get it. It's getting hot.

Too hot. I will definitely, definitely
be going to get whatever Sonia had when

it's time. This is like a Hamas. That's
damn sure. Don't you love the Hamases?

Holy.

Oh, the Hamam.

Hamas. Hamas. Hamam.

All right, who wants to go first?

How are you?

Good. How are you? Good. What's going
on? We start like this. I know.

Oh, hello.

Let's get beaten by those leads.

I thought I was horny, but these women
are way more DTF than I am.

They really are. Don't get my hair
dirty.

They really are.

I have no idea what DTF means.

I mean, down to... Wait, cut my hair.

No, no, no, no, no. We don't DTF the
help. We don't DTF people we just meet.

DTF relationships.

We're in a relationship.

And even then, sometimes some of us play
with it. I feel like I'm being attacked

by a tree.

If I'm going to get beaten up by a red
bush, let it be.

It's like falling in the bush again,
Luanne.

It's like a car wash.

It's like a car wash. That's so hard.

Ow. That's so hard.

Ramona, it's time to turn over. I feel
like a skin.

I'm done. I'm done. I don't think so.

That was enough for me. All right, I'm
done.

It's time to turn over a new leaf.

I've never been beaten by a bunch of
leaves. It was a little sensual, I

Oh, my God.

Gary.

Oh, that's great.

She doesn't like hearing me talk about
sex. I don't like hearing her talk about

sex. He has a good body.

This is the most action I've had in a
while, believe me.

I want the Leah special.

I don't know what it does for you, but I
know after this, I might try S &M.

Oh, yeah. Do it.

She's so great.

You're next.

No, I don't want to do it. Why not?

Because I don't want to. You're not
participating. Come on.

I have allergies, and I'm probably
allergic to this. So I don't know. This

looks weird.

Oh, my God. I feel like I'm on a yacht.
Like, it's, like, moving.

I don't know what it does, but it works.

What are we doing now? I'm going to get
a fix. Oh, I want to. I don't think I

want to go back there for the spa and
the steam, especially not for the

of the leaves on my body. No, definitely
not. I think you're being tricky here.

Once we ate the food because they love
the food. The women love the food. The

food there is delicious.

So I know that, you know, it won them
over at the end. And I was happy that I

got to introduce them to, you know, one
of my favorite places.

Now that you've been around the group, I
don't think she'd recommend something

like that.

spa again to us, I think she would pick
something a little more upscale.

I would have to say my most embarrassing
moment from the season was peeing the

bed in Mexico.

Very amateur.

But you know what?

Haven't done that in a very long time.

Clearly me and drinking are not great
for each other.

I wish I could blame it on something
else, but I peed the bed.

Three words that come to mind describing
my first season is batshit crazy, but

there was also a lot of, I feel like I'm
not giving it enough, like, love.

Crazy. I actually love being single.

Yeah, you're so quiet.

Who, me?

Yeah, what's going on? Oh, you know.

Maybe I have nothing to say.

I know that he gets horny at 2 in the
afternoon.

You made out with my friend last night.
You made out with her friend last night.

I even have a text message that she sent
me that you were going to fuck the life

out of her. That's what she said.

Ron's a big flirt. Thank God we're just
platonic.

Pastor Ramona likes to hang out with
guys that, you know, sex at 2 in the

afternoon.

I met the night before.

Super platonic. I can tell that he's the
kind of guy that probably wants to bang

25 -year -olds, let's be honest here.
But I think Ramona likes just straight

male energy.

She does. She really does. She loves
that toxic male energy.

I did. The hat and face.

Of course. Thank you.

Wait, you guys are just platonic? No.
Why?

Because he's, you know. Why not?

Because. It's better that way. Because
he's a platonic.

You don't understand what she did here.

She was looking for the green light.

I definitely wasn't, Ron. I really don't
need a green light from Ramona. Thank

you. Are you crazy? I gave the green
light. I said we're just platonic.

Listen, there's nothing wrong with being
single, but you can still feel people

need to have friends.

Friends with benefits?

Yeah. No, no.

I know. Oh, my God. Not that. Not that.
Oh, my God. Don't talk to me. Well, no,

I said that because I said we're just
friends. Incredible. And then I think

she's inferring that I could be friends
with benefits.

It's so weird. You're prime right now.

I know. I can make you shine.

Okay. Thank you.

You know, I'm open to older men, but I
just am not thinking to.

I guess so.

That kind of energy or vibe.

I thought it was kind of cute the way
they flirted. It was sweet to see.

Actually, I kind of enjoyed watching Lee
and Ron flirting together. I thought it

was sweet. Plus community.

And I wanted to just say, I don't know
why you bring a straight guy to an

Okay, did you not say on the invitation?
And I looked up the invitation again.

Did not say a benefit.

And it did not say you only bring drag
queens or gay guys.

Because they're my best friends. Yeah,
they're my good friends. Don't bring

boring friends. I'm not bringing mine.
They're not boring. I love them. Yes,

they are.

You ran out of Leah's party.

You ran out of Leah's party, too. That
was a little one.

Hold on.

Don't be gay by the end of the day.
Don't worry about it.

I didn't say you're boring. I said
you'll be gay by the end of the night,

What?

I'm a different person going into that
reunion than I would have been had COVID

not hit. Oh, my God, it looks so
beautiful. Welcome to your first

I had three hours of sleep, so I was
definitely feeling just, I was just off

adrenaline. Like, that's how I was
functioning.

And I said a prayer.

I was like, God, please, like, let me
just, like, be my best, do my best, and

feel okay.

I don't know any newbie who came on the
first season that came on with such

confidence and strength.

And I admire that very much because
we're a tough group to hold up against.

You know, I have to say, I'm so proud of
Leah because she really handled her

first reunion really well.

That's a good start to the day.

Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Real
Housewives of New York City Season 12

reunion. I'm Andy Cohen coming at you
from what I can best describe as a Real

Housewives of New York fever dream as
we're in a warehouse surrounded by

of New York reunions. So cool.

And here's something even more
monumental. For the first time since

are having an in -person reunion. The
fact that we got to do this in person

not have a Zoom reunion meant so much to
me. And social distance as the radiant

New York housewives themselves.

Welcome, ladies.

Hi, Andy.

Hi, Leah. Hi.

Ready for your first reunion?

I'm so ready.

Be honest, did you wear that dress to
piss Ramona off? I love black mesh,

honestly. I've always loved black mesh.
That's why I wore black mesh to Ramona's

birthday. Is your vagina showing? It
really didn't have anything to do with

Ramona, but hey, it was a little tie -in
back to it. I mean, I knew it was going

to, you know, create a little stir.

That never hurts. I think I did it well.
I think I handled it well. I think I

got everything off my chest that I had
to.

Ramona, you have a very weird...

infatuation about me and my own
sexuality because anytime I say sex,

friends with benefits, I am held to such
a different standard than everyone

else. I don't have any regrets for my
first season and that's not to...

think like and i'm not saying that
because like i think i did everything

perfectly and i'm perfect it's just
because any mistakes that i made or

that could be considered a regret
there's no point in regretting it it's

just learn from it you better do it
differently next time all right i'm kind

i came i saw and bitch i elevate the get
out of here