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York City.

That doesn't mean I don't love you, I
don't care about you on a date. I might

not like you. I think my mom wants to
say a couple words.

We are very, very, very proud of you.
So, Lydia, we love you.

For the drag queen party.

Am I supposed to dress like a drag
queen? Yeah, dress like a drag queen.

throwing a drag queen bingo party
because I love to raise money for the

Wave your free flag, I said.

I want a man, but I don't need one, and
I'm really comfortable with myself. I

can't really afford to live here. It's
just too much.

house for one person i'm looking to redo
the whole house because that is what

renters want i don't care what you have
to say you're invisible i'm actually not

even talking to you i've forgiven you
because i love you more than the

i love who you are too but i don't like
it when you're I'm angry.

She gets defensive instead of listening.

It's not healthy behavior.

You know what? Get off your phone. I
wasn't on the phone, Luann. Don't be

mishandling it with me. Dorinda, there's
no reason to raise your voice. Even on

her own birthday, Dorinda can't get
through it without snapping at someone.

Stay out of it.

Like a mince in my mouth, I can be a bit
fresh.

I'm no one's arm candy.

I'm the whole ball of sugar.

So what if I'm self -involved? Who else
should I be involved with?

I'll say sorry for what I've done, but
never for who I am.

I rise above the drama and won't settle
for the lower level.

Coco, I want to take a picture of you in
front of the tree.

Coco, come back.

Coco!

I actually did some great Christmas
cards of Avery, me, and Mario.

We had one that everyone loved, and they
framed it so good.

But those days are gone.

Leah was the first to RSVP with a couple
of drag queens.

The other girls, they open them, they
look at them, but they don't RSVP. You

know you're coming, bitch, so just say
yes.

What?

What? You got your operation.

Well,

My thing is coming up drag queen bingo.
I've got a great outfit picked out

already. Really?

Luke just ordered this amazing thing.
And she loves Giovanni and she loves my

headpieces. This is going to be in the
last next show.

Weep. Crossed up.

Weep. Crossed up.

Do it outdoors. Ready? Come on. I'm
tired.

Heroes are made, they're not bought.

So let's make a hero.

Jab, cross.

Jab, cross.

Jab cross. You know how you make a hero?
You get a tie on your bread and you cut

it.

Jab cross up. One, two, three.

Hi.

Looking for the studio recording with
Desmond Chow?

It'll be right here.

Okay.

Hello. Oh, there he is. Hey, Desmond.

She looks warm and...

Cozy and delicious.

Viva la diva. Viva la diva.

Yes. I met Desmond Child, who's written
Living La Vida Loca and Living on a

Prayer. We hit it off. We have friends
in common, and we decided to work

together.

He told me he had the perfect match for
me, which is a song called Viva La Diva.

And I was like, I love that. It's just
perfect for me. And just the amazing

lyrics by Carol Bayer Sager.

I know. And Jay Landers. The biggest
songwriters ever.

Ever. You keep good company. You got the
Barbara team. You got, amazing.

You keep good company. The three of us
worked on Barbara's last record. He's

talking about the Barbara's right now.
Barbara.

I'm just so lucky that we kind of
clicked and we're working together.

Let's do this. Track one.

We'll go line by line?

No, let's try to do one and then see
where we stand. Okay, cool. Here we go.

If you want the truth and nothing but
the truth, someone's got to set you

straight. I told you money doesn't buy
you class, but a diva has needs.

See these? They didn't grow on trees.

You got to make it on your own. I'm
talking to you.

Okay.

What a hoot.

I love it.

So, but, like, be a little bit more coy.
Like, really get your whole personality

going here on this. When you go, I told
you money doesn't buy you class.

Class. But go, like, deep in your chest
on that. Make it sound sexy.

Okay.

Money doesn't buy you class. That's it.
Okay.

If anybody can say class, it's me.

Here we go.

A lot to add to. I told you money
doesn't buy you class, but a diva has

See these? They didn't grow on trees.

Perfect. That was so good.

Good. Awesome.

I think we got this. The song is about
the diva that lives in all of us.

Viva la diva.

Viva la diva.

Viva la diva.

That's the ticket. That inner strength,
that power, that comes from...

Deep within.

You're the best. Thank you so much. I
know you guys have some mixing left to

so I'll leave you. I can't wait to hear
you sing it on stage. In your very

capable hands.

Me too. I want to sing it for my
friends. They're having a party.

Sonia's having this, you know, party,
this drag queen party. Can I come?

You're definitely coming.

Bye, darling. Bye.

And I'll see you, if not before it,
Sonia's party. Okay. Okay? Bye.

Ciao.

Oh my God, I can't wait to see it. Go
on. You're not going to really see it.

Hello.

Oh.

I can't believe how big it looks.

This just needs to be a classic, clean,
efficient New York apartment.

Oh, you kept your light, your lamp. Oh,
that's going. Oh, is it? Yeah, yeah.

We're just doing that for now. That's
going.

Hi.

How's it going?

How are you feeling?

I'm sore.

So basically, I had a Bible bump on my
hand. I had it taken out, and it was

quite invasive.

Do you know when they took it out, it
was like this big, and it had all these

legs on it like an octopus.

Can you believe this is your second
renovation this year?

What's coming next?

I know. Can you imagine? Broken up.
Let's think about it. No, no. She broke

ribs. Flooded. No, flood. Oh, flooded?
Flood.

Broke my ribs.

Gutted this place. We started off, Nick,
I was like, Nick, I just want a little

bit of faith left. Yeah, sure. And you
ended up doing everything.

Let's see what you did.

Getting a new floor.

Oh, wow.

This is going to look great. What are
you going for?

I came in one day, I'm like, rip it out.

Getting it gone.

This little renovation in my old
apartment that turned into this huge

renovation.

It's sort of like representative of my
life. I've sort of washed away all of

what's been bothering me. You know I
love a tub.

It's like a small swimming pool.

Now I can just start the new year off
just unburdened. Now I can really start

thinking about what are good things for
the future for me.

So what do you think? You think I'm
going to end up living here? I think

stay. I think you'll move back. What do
you think you'll end up doing? I don't

know. I'll be honest with you. I don't
know. I'll tell you this. The only thing

I'm going to say is after this year,
I've realized one thing.

Lean on the corner a bit. I'm scared
you're going to fly through a window.

Well, no, you would, and I'd be really
living with it forever. So just sit

against the wall.

You know, I had to go through some murky
water, but I feel like I'm in clear

water now. The waters are calming.

I think 2020 is going to be a good year
for me, don't you?

Yeah. Maybe you'll go on a cheeky date
somewhere.

I don't know where. I was thinking about
that.

I've got to start saying yes to all
these dinner parties. You know, I just

to start going.

You need to get back on that horse.

I feel like there's a lot of me and mine
and what I'm going to do next in this

next step.

Like, I deserve it.

I'm a good person during the medley, and
I fought hard to get here, and you know

what? I feel good about it.

Look at this.

That's from Richard. Is that a coin?

Oh, please tell me it's a coin.

No, it's like a metal circle.

It's too bad Richard leaves me coins
when he wants to wish me good luck. I

you that, right? Yeah. I think you said
that, yeah.

Oh, that was going to make me happy.

What do you think it means that he's
left me a coin with no face on it? I'm

going broke?

That's what it means. I'm going broke.

Coming up.

No, I'm not doing that.

Oh, come on, come on. Sorry.

Oh, my God.

That's...

So Ramona's coming because I need her to
help me. She just did a whole

apartment. She's light as a feather now,
having moved out of the family

apartment. So I want to be in the same
boat as Ramona.

Oh.

Out with the old, in with the new.

She's fabulous. Wow. I did have a very
nice painting here that's gone now.

Hi.

Oh, my God. Come on in here. Is this out
with the old, in with the new? Yeah,

let's look. It's not fancy?

But it's clean and new. Oh my, I love
it.

And look at how it goes to the
wallpaper.

No, you get a wall finish.

Then I got this carpet. Just simple.

No, I love it. When you mentioned I
should put this on the market, I talked

my daughter and she agreed with me. You
should have some big money in here,

girl. At this point, this house is
nothing more than a financial drain, an

emotional drain. All this carpet will be
white. I know, I love it. I want to be

footloose, fancy free. I have worked so
hard to get to this point.

I don't want to be house heavy.

Oh, I love it. This is the most
important floor.

Sonia, I love this room. I love it.

It's different now, right? Yeah, I love
it. Oh, my God, I love it. There's

nothing I think you should change.

I reupholstered the heirloom furniture.

Oh, I love this chase.

Now that my daughter is in college, I
certainly don't need all this house for

one person.

Bathroom's great. This place is ready to
be taken on by a new family and make it

their own.

So I am proud of you.

No, I really am, because I know how hard
it is. You know, you were even more

attached to this townhouse than I was
attached to my apartment. And I didn't

even realize how attached I was to my
apartment until I was closing on it.

was your badge of honor that you
accomplished?

No, I never really looked at it like
that. I looked at it more as like, this

where my daughter brings all her
friends. And it was like stability for

during a divorce. But once she got to
college, it wasn't like boarding school

where people would come and stay like
that. It's different.

Live your life in the moment now.

LL. Living life. That's my new mantra.
Living life. LL. We're going to LL go.

You're going to get rid of this, and
we're going to be LL. We're going to be

over the world together.

Well, that's the thing. Yes.

I'm ready now for my place, just for me.

A little garden, maybe a fireplace.

That's about it. And my big bathtub and
a four -poster bed.

I love the carpet. Can I copy this for
my bedroom? I like it. Oh, my God. Lie

down and take a picture. Your shirt
matches that.

Oh, my God.

Actually, oh yeah, I do like that.

Butt looks good.

But put your arms over your head like
you did. Yeah, very cute.

Now can we see your face too?

Oh yeah. The doctor.

Oh gosh, it's freezing.

Well, this should be fun, right?

Are you excited?

Not the first gingerbread house you've
made.

Come take any position you want. Okay.
Thank you.

Well, welcome. I am Abby, as in
Abigail's Kitchen.

And one of our favorite festive things
to do around the holidays is to decorate

gingerbread houses.

I'm going into the holidays feeling like
I just have so much to be grateful for.

I feel... I feel tired.

Kiki. Yeah? How excited are you for
Jamaica?

I'm very excited. Oh, my God, me too.

It's a good time for you and your mother
to go away alone. I know, but she's

been so busy.

Yeah,

it's really fun.

Yeah,

she's trying to get me to do that.

Exactly. I kind of refuse to do it.

I'm scared.

What?

I don't know if you want to hear it.

No, I do want to hear it. Oh, I know
what you're going to say. What is it?

No phones.

Might be a good idea.

Yeah, maybe I'll take a little detox
from social media.

That would be a nice thing, right?

I really do appreciate my mom looking
out for Kira and me. No matter how

tumultuous my relationship is with Bunny
at times, family is the most important

thing to me, and I don't take that for
granted.

Kiki, I wish you would come to, like,
the mob party just for an hour.

But it already happened.

Well, you missed Grandma's speech.

Oscar -worthy.

Oh, stop it, Leah. It was, Mom. It was
really good.

Thank God Leah followed her dream
because I certainly couldn't have given

any inspiration about this.

Congratulations.

I feel like we're in a much better place
than we were a few months ago. I know

you're not happy with every single
decision I make, but at the end of the

you still have to understand me and
support me even if you don't agree with

every single decision I make.

And I do.

How do I not?

Well, you told me to go to hell the
other day. What did you tell me first?

My relationship with my mother is in
progress. I am going to work on

being a little more mature when it comes
to dealing with my mom. Look it, I did

a mom and a daughter.

That's cute.

Yeah. The mother looks like an old
witch.

There's more change that's going to come
from little baby steps than trying to

make these huge changes. So I am working
on that. This was fun.

Yeah. Honestly, I'm pretty impressed
with your gingerbread houses.

Yours came out fine.

Yeah, it came out fine.

It looks very nice. Don't be so hard on
yourself. I am hard on myself, actually.

It looks really good. I really am. You
know why she's hard on herself?

Because of you? Of course.

I wasn't going to say that.

Coming up.

Who are you going to marry? Who are you
going to F and who are you going to

kill? Dorinda, Ramona, or Tinsley? Oh,
Tinsley's on f***able, so.

So what are we actually seeing tonight?
So basically, Luann has like a new

cabaret that she's going to like
practice and Sonya's in it.

But Dorinda's not coming because she had
hand surgery.

Okay, she gets a pass, obviously.

Ramona just told Luann today that she's
not showing up. You wait and tell her on

the day of her performance that you
can't come? Why didn't you do it when

sent the invite out? I haven't been
around a while, but it does seem that

these ladies are sick of cabaret.

Like, I have not seen any cabaret. So,
she's got a new audience member here.

Harold's sick.

Here, go.

Thank you guys all for being here.

So we're starting the new show, Mary F.
Kell, in the new year on the road, and

it's really an amazing gift you've given
us to be able to try it out in front of

an audience so we can hear how it goes.
So thank you guys so much for coming. We

really appreciate it.

It's Mary F. Kill.

I was inspired to do Mary F. Kill
because I do a Q &A with the audience,

always get asked who I would marry, F,
or kill.

So how you doing, Laura?

I'm doing great.

It's all new material, and it's really
based on sex and relationships and all

those fun things that I never really
talk about.

Thank you.

Do you have any New Year's resolutions?

You know, my track record at that time
of year isn't really that great.

So, you know, this holiday season, I
thought, you know, I try not to get

married, divorced, or erected.

I really feel this marry, kill thing is
Luann's idea of how to refresh the

cabaret. I just got back from a trip
with my girlfriends in Mexico.

Yeah, and I didn't fall into one bush.

The material's getting old.

Just saying.

I got to tell you guys, I've got a
problem.

Every time I go out, somebody asks me if
I'm going to get married again.

And every time I go out, I see Harry
Dubin, and he asks me if I'm going to

married again. If Harry Dubin asks me
one more time if I'm going to get

again, I'm going to have to kill him.
No, Lou!

Don't kill Harry.

Oh, come on, Sonya. I was just joking.

I have a solution to your problem. Okay,
Sonya Rita.

Myself, I'm impromptu, so I don't have
to have a shtick. Come on up here,

Everybody.

I just have new stuff all the time.

We're going to play a little game. It's
called marry, F, kill.

Who are you going to marry, who are you
going to F, and who are you going to

kill? Kill, kill, kill. Wait.

Dorinda, Ramona, or Tinsley?

I'm going to kill Ramona.

Yeah. That was easy.

Then who do I have? Dorinda and who?

Dorinda and Tinsley. Oh, Tinsley's on
f***able, so.

Maybe I'll marry her after her first
divorce.

Second divorce.

And then that leaves me having sex with
Dorinda, who may be a sleeper in the

bed.

People pleaser. Married kill is nothing
new, either.

Some of us have f***ed everybody.

So, the list gets short.

I love you guys. Thank you so much for
coming tonight to our little preview of

Mary Haskell.

You've been a great audience.

I love you. Thank you, Sonia Morgan, for
being my guest.

Love you guys.

I thought it was great. I thought it was
a treat getting to see Sonia and Luann

perform together.

So, I don't know why Ramona wouldn't
want to come.

All right. Let's open some champagne.

Did you like it? Wasn't that fun? You
know what? I'm happy Ramona's not here,

honestly, because guess what?

I can chew gum and I can show my vagina
to everybody without being judged for

it. Well, it is Mary F. Kill, so you're
going to show your vajayjay. This is the

time to do it. I know that Ramona loves
to support women.

Problem is, is she doesn't support me.

You guys are doing it very well
together.

No, I'm very self -conscious because you
look so amazing and so nice to look at.

You look great.

I've had a very Big year, a lot on my
plate, and I let it go. I really need

to take me to work out or something. I
want to look like that. I want to look

like this.

Sonia, let's do it. Let's do it. Why
don't we? I put myself on the back

I put every project that I'm working on
on the front burner. Now I can tackle a

lot of the things that I let pile up,
mainly my health.

I need to take care of myself now.
Listen, honestly, I like doing different

things every week because if I do the
same thing every week, I get very bored.

So I have this.

app called MindBody app.

Classes are available any day, any time.

Yes, I have it on my phone right now.
What do you do? You can literally search

for anything. So I see what's available.
So we just pick what day we want to go.

And we see what classes are going on.
And then we do it. That's it. What day

you want to go? Let's go after Drag
Queen Bingo. So let's go Thursday.

But for now, I'm booking both of us for
Thursday.

And we're going no matter how hungover
we are from Drag Queen Bingo.

Even if we have glitter all over us
still, we're going. No, I commit and I

up. All right.

Done. Okay, good. We'll do that. Okay.
Thank you. Yay! I'm excited. I'm

I really have come to love Sonia so
much.

She's just a free artist soul who is
misunderstood and complicated

and layered, and I want her to just feel
her best.

All right.

Really long time. You guys have a very,
very special chemistry, and I'm so happy

that you guys are doing this together.
It's going to be awesome.

Women support women.

Women support women.

That's true.

Coming up.

I don't know why you bring a straight
guy to an LGBTQ.

Okay, I did not say on the invitation,
get her out.

This is what I'm wearing tonight.

Neither of you better heal for me. Or I
could wear like this.

She's sexy.

Those are cute too, right?

This is like some kind of gay man's
dream in this closet. There's like

in there, fishnets.

Those would be too hot actually. I mean,
are you sure the drag queens ain't

coming in to get ready?

It's true.

Is RuPaul in there somewhere?

What is Kiki doing?

What are you guys eating for dinner?

I'm cooking.

I'm going to be cooking one of my famous
pasta dishes.

Oh, my God, Rob. That's all you can
cook.

Just going to keep it simple tonight
because I'm coming home from work now to

take care of the kid. Yep, that's right.

You better work. You better take care of
the kid. I got things to do. And it's

almost 2020, and this is how it goes
now.

Okay, the stick -o is good. Let's see.

Yeah, okay, it works.

Oh, yeah.

I got it going.

I know Luann's going to love this. I
love you.

It's always perfect.

Hello.

Hi, Sonia.

Triplets.

I couldn't be happier with the layout.
It's spacious, it's tinsel -y, and it's

winter wonderland.

Hi.

Oh, I love it.

This party is about me raising money for
GLAAD, which is one of my favorite

charities for the LGBT community.

Having a good time celebrating our
differences and our similarities.

I said, are those drag queens or
housewives?

I wasn't sure if you were Luann.

Because she's a tall woman. Basically
one big hot mess, which I love.

Yes!

How are you?

I think one of these drag queens

went into my closet. I have half these
clothes.

You look fabulous.

Hi. Hello.

Good thing. Merry Christmas.

Listen, there are few great hostesses in
the world, and Sonia is one of them.

Let's get in this.

Who's that bitch? Sonia Rita is not
great at accounting, but let me tell

she knows how to throw a party.

Another sangria. Sangria's great.

Very drinkable.

So you work out?

I try. A little bit. A little bit, yeah.
Just born like that? Yeah, just born

like that.

Like Lady Gaga, born this way. This is
nice, isn't it? It is nice. You fit

in with us. That's a compliment.

Hi!

Looking good? This is Luann. Hello.

Hi,

thank you.

And I'm wearing my A3 Christmas dress.

1995. It's a Pat Fields relic.

If you're a female bartender, you're
wearing something

sexy. I think the men should do the same
thing.

Like not wear a shirt.

If they have a six pack.

I mean, you're doing heels and she's
wearing her Adidas sneakers. I know. Is

okay? Yeah, she's okay. We have to wear
heels.

I'm wearing, I know, you guys are just
poisoning me, I'm sorry. I love it, at

least you're comfortable. I want to be
comfortable, I have to be, exactly.

Hey, I have my escort.

How are you, babe?

Oh my God, I love that hat, it's so good
on you. I know, this is my premiere of

my hat. Oh my God, it's amazing.

Felicio is like the best. freaking
dancer. No, I'm the best freaking

I think I taught him a couple old school
moves and he took them happily.

Okay.

We both have great complexions.

Wait, I love your eyebrows. I know.
Marco's like, what are you going to do

it? I said, I like it. It's good.

Dan and I go way back.

I hear Sonia's voice.

He likes to flirt. He'll flirt with
Leah, flirt with Sonya. I mean, I'm not

interested in him. He's just a guy
friend.

Ramona calls me. She goes, what's drag
queen bingo? I'm not doing that. I guess

not. Well.

She's going to do this.

Straight. Whatever. This is one of the
number one reasons I don't invite Ramona

to my gay parties.

Read the.

Do you remember me from the Halloween
party? I slept with you? Oh, God.

He said that I remember him.

Did we make out?

First of all, yes, we did.

So he does love to kiss.

And I hear he's a good kisser. I thought
you were a gay friend. We made out like

six years ago at a boutique.

Six years ago at a boutique?

Yeah. Oh, so maybe you were married.
That makes sense. Well, you did say I

out with random men at a boutique, and I
said I didn't, so maybe you were right.

Yeah. I mean, I'm delighted to see Ron.
At least it wasn't Missy.

I wrote that.

No, I wrote it. I've been saying it for
10 years.

Sophia wrote that.

Well, as for Ramona, though, I really
don't know. Well, Lou, I think that's

what's happening. She didn't tell her
she wasn't coming last time. I know.

I told her.

I mean, that's rude.

See, look.

She said, hey, girls, happy birthday.

I know she can't make it. That's all I
saw.

That's all I saw. I never touched that.
I didn't know. Well, that's the

attachment. Well, I didn't know. The
heading didn't say, see, you might come

my cabaret show. I always talk to her. I
know you do. But I'm just giving you

business advice. When you want someone
to come on the header, you say.

Please come to my show. Well, on
business advice, open the attachment.

that? That's my business advice for you.

Open the attachment. I don't try to open
attachments.

Luann didn't tell me till last minute.
Oh, by the way, I'm doing a cabaret

thing. Can you come? No, sorry. I have a
commitment already.

Can you give me a few days' notice?

Yeah, you're so quiet.

Who, me?

Yeah, what's going on?

Oh, you know.

You need some tequila?

She's doing memory recall.

I know a little bit.

I know that he gets horny at 2 in the
afternoon.

You made out with my friend last night.
You made out with her friend last night.

Yeah, that's true. I even have a text
message that she sent me that you were

going to fuck the life out of her.
That's what I said.

Are you and Ramona on a date right now?

No. She's my friend. I'm going to kiss
her. I swear to God.

I swear.

Well, there's always the night.

It's platonic.

Super platonic.

I can tell that he's the kind of guy
that probably wants to bang 25 -year

let's be honest here, but I think Ramona
likes just straight male energy, and he

definitely has that.

You brought a statement necklace and a
statement hat. I did. The hat is

gorgeous. Thank you.

I want that hat.

Wait, you guys are just platonic? Yeah,
why?

Because he's, you know... Why not?

Because it's better that way.

Yeah, but you're looking also for...
Yeah, but he's not going to be...

in the oven. Oh, okay. I got some stuff
going on.

Oh, yeah. I'm sure you do.

You don't understand what she did here.
She was looking for the green light.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Don't flatter yourself. Are you crazy?

I actually love being single.

Listen, there's nothing wrong with being
single, but still, people need to have

friends.

Friends with benefits?

Yeah. No, no, no, no. Oh, God. No, don't
say that to Ramona. Oh, my God. Don't

talk about that.

She acts like this with you. The second
I say anything about sex, she's like,

ah! Because I've never talked to her
like that. You're at your prime right

I know. I can make you shine.

Okay. Thank you.

This is a thing.

We're going to get started in just a
little bit. Thank you so much. We're

actually playing bingo. I guess so.

the LGBTQ plus community.

And I wanted to just say, I don't know
why you bring a straight guy to an

Okay.

Let her continue her speech, Ramona.

This is terrible.

But you know what? I've learned to have
a specific permanent smile on my face

since that disaster.

All right.

Here we go. Once you get five in a row,
you're going to get bingo, and then we

are going to give you one. I'm going to
win. You don't want to sit down?

It's very serious. Stop. Our first blue
ball of the night.

Shout out to you.

It's G52.

Wonderful. Unfortunately, she does not
have bingo. But I do appreciate your

enthusiasm. Here we go, G58.

Yes! Yes!

Keep it moving.

Obviously, when Dorinda's not doing
aerobics, she's at the Elks Lodge

bingo because she's so competitive.

All right, G60. Yes!

Don't say yes every time you get one.

I'm getting close, Sonia. Part of
winning is winning in your mind first.

Is anybody close? Are you close?

I'm close.

Oh, I like 69.

Are you? Of course.

You messed up her card.

Oh, oh, it's all right.

She messed up Dorinda's card. She sucks.

I wanted 69. No, but I know that's your
favorite. You got your mind in the

gutter about 69?

Like literally 10 minutes ago, I said
friends with benefits, and that was

disgusting.

like the way 69 looks.

If you have the 6 this way and the 9
other way, it's very graphically pretty.

Alright, B14, B14. Don't say 69, Ramona
loser.

Shiz.

B14. You've got a bingo.

Cheater!

I want a callback to your number. You
want a callback?

I need a drink.

Dorinda, this is just bingo. You can
lighten up here. I'm in a medical state.

need to be medicated.

first of all and celebrate the holidays
together and to be supportive of GLAAD

and the LGBT community.

All you queens are looking fabulous
tonight.

What can I say?

We've had the luck and the honor to work
with Desmond Child, living on a prayer

bonjour. They've worked with Cher.

So we literally came out of the studio
just a couple of days ago. This is just

preview for you guys.

This is just a preview for you guys. So
we're still working on it.

Take it, Luke.

Cheers, Luke.

Once upon a time, a woman walked two
steps behind.

Afraid to talk, the speaker mind kept it
all inside.

But those days are over.

Just... At least it's not happy
birthday, okay?

It's refreshing to see my girl Lou
owning up to being a diva. We've known

decades. But the fact she knows now,
it's a good thing.

I mean, I'm just so happy because
everybody's dancing and loving the song.

so much from probation and now to being
on the stage with a new song there's

nothing I would change now I respect
every single day every single day is a

over these last few months, especially
getting things right with my mom.

I have a newfound love for the Upper
East Side. What can I say?

And now I feel like I'm in a place where
I'm ready to let go of boys and

possibly even be in a relationship with
somebody.

great girlfriends to me.

We have. I feel really good where I'm
sitting right now. I have lined up my

ducks. It's not been easy. But I want to
show people that you can go off the

rails sometimes and just get back up.
Fight the fight.

Never play the victim.

happy that right now in this moment that
we are such a good place to start. And

I really feel like we've evolved so
much. The best relationship you can have

with yourself.

That's called masturbation, but okay, go
ahead.

Oh, come on. Come on. Sorry.

Are you kidding me?

Sorry, I'm not part of that. Tizzy, I
will not give Tizzy that. I won't.

bullshit. Tizzy did shit.

Tizzy almost ruined our show. She had
too much to drink. Oh, my God.

You're going to give a toast to Tizzy
Mortimer, who left the show and greased

her contract.

The principal person. That hand is
working pretty well. No, it's not.

It's sore. She should be working.

You're spitting all over.

You're spitting all over. Merry
Christmas. You're spitting. Stop.

No.

What is she doing?

She's gone beyond, and now this is
beyond my wildest expectations of her as

person. I'm really freaked out. I don't
know what that bitch's name mentioned.

I'm going to go home.

She's got work to do. We all have work
to do. When you don't grow, that's a

great example over there. What just
happened is a great example of not

I'm done.

I'm not.

to the show after having surgery? Come
on. She came out to this party, but she

could have come to my show. She doesn't
want to come to my show.

It's awful.

I don't even want to, like, even deal.
Did she leave? I don't want to be near

that energy. I hope she left.

Happy holiday.

I mean, seriously.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

Bitch. Bitch.

Next week, for the first time since
March, we are having an in -person

Hold on, Sonia. You're putting sanitizer
on your leg.

I need a little shine for tonight. Where
are you at with dating?

Time will tell. Are you seeing somebody?

Oh, my God. You know, we'll see. We made
out. We played pool.

He didn't get to see these wings.

I have a juicy question.

Are you trying to have children?

No. Why did ten people say they saw her
body part? Because your friends are

freaking blind.

Do you regret the way you behave? You
need to be accountable for your actions.

Yeah, I know, and I apologize for that.
It's way too little too late. I miss him

every single day.

Go with your loser friends. They're a
PSA statement for a bad facelift, like

yours.

That's TFU, okay?

Ramona is out every single night
drinking.

I drink water. Why do you think I'm
thin? Not that thin, but... You are

disgusting. Oh, my God. Go to church.

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