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Previously on the Real Housewives of New York City.

That doesn't mean I don't love you, I don't care about you on a date. I might

not like you. I think my mom wants to say a couple words.

We are very, very, very proud of you. So, Lydia, we love you.

For the drag queen party.

Am I supposed to dress like a drag queen? Yeah, dress like a drag queen.

throwing a drag queen bingo party because I love to raise money for the

Wave your free flag, I said.

I want a man, but I don't need one, and I'm really comfortable with myself. I

can't really afford to live here. It's just too much.

house for one person i'm looking to redo the whole house because that is what

renters want i don't care what you have to say you're invisible i'm actually not

even talking to you i've forgiven you because i love you more than the

i love who you are too but i don't like it when you're I'm angry.

She gets defensive instead of listening.

It's not healthy behavior.

You know what? Get off your phone. I wasn't on the phone, Luann. Don't be

mishandling it with me. Dorinda, there's no reason to raise your voice. Even on

her own birthday, Dorinda can't get through it without snapping at someone.

Stay out of it.

Like a mince in my mouth, I can be a bit fresh.

I'm no one's arm candy.

I'm the whole ball of sugar.

So what if I'm self -involved? Who else should I be involved with?

I'll say sorry for what I've done, but never for who I am.

I rise above the drama and won't settle for the lower level.

Coco, I want to take a picture of you in front of the tree.

Coco, come back.

Coco!

I actually did some great Christmas cards of Avery, me, and Mario.

We had one that everyone loved, and they framed it so good.

But those days are gone.

Leah was the first to RSVP with a couple of drag queens.

The other girls, they open them, they look at them, but they don't RSVP. You

know you're coming, bitch, so just say yes.

What?

What? You got your operation.

Well,

My thing is coming up drag queen bingo. I've got a great outfit picked out

already. Really?

Luke just ordered this amazing thing. And she loves Giovanni and she loves my

headpieces. This is going to be in the last next show.

Weep. Crossed up.

Weep. Crossed up.

Do it outdoors. Ready? Come on. I'm tired.

Heroes are made, they're not bought.

So let's make a hero.

Jab, cross.

Jab, cross.

Jab cross. You know how you make a hero? You get a tie on your bread and you cut

it.

Jab cross up. One, two, three.

Hi.

Looking for the studio recording with Desmond Chow?

It'll be right here.

Okay.

Hello. Oh, there he is. Hey, Desmond.

She looks warm and...

Cozy and delicious.

Viva la diva. Viva la diva.

Yes. I met Desmond Child, who's written Living La Vida Loca and Living on a

Prayer. We hit it off. We have friends in common, and we decided to work

together.

He told me he had the perfect match for me, which is a song called Viva La Diva.

And I was like, I love that. It's just perfect for me. And just the amazing

lyrics by Carol Bayer Sager.

I know. And Jay Landers. The biggest songwriters ever.

Ever. You keep good company. You got the Barbara team. You got, amazing.

You keep good company. The three of us worked on Barbara's last record. He's

talking about the Barbara's right now. Barbara.

I'm just so lucky that we kind of clicked and we're working together.

Let's do this. Track one.

We'll go line by line?

No, let's try to do one and then see where we stand. Okay, cool. Here we go.

If you want the truth and nothing but the truth, someone's got to set you

straight. I told you money doesn't buy you class, but a diva has needs.

See these? They didn't grow on trees.

You got to make it on your own. I'm talking to you.

Okay.

What a hoot.

I love it.

So, but, like, be a little bit more coy. Like, really get your whole personality

going here on this. When you go, I told you money doesn't buy you class.

Class. But go, like, deep in your chest on that. Make it sound sexy.

Okay.

Money doesn't buy you class. That's it. Okay.

If anybody can say class, it's me.

Here we go.

A lot to add to. I told you money doesn't buy you class, but a diva has

See these? They didn't grow on trees.

Perfect. That was so good.

Good. Awesome.

I think we got this. The song is about the diva that lives in all of us.

Viva la diva.

Viva la diva.

Viva la diva.

That's the ticket. That inner strength, that power, that comes from...

Deep within.

You're the best. Thank you so much. I know you guys have some mixing left to

so I'll leave you. I can't wait to hear you sing it on stage. In your very

capable hands.

Me too. I want to sing it for my friends. They're having a party.

Sonia's having this, you know, party, this drag queen party. Can I come?

You're definitely coming.

Bye, darling. Bye.

And I'll see you, if not before it, Sonia's party. Okay. Okay? Bye.

Ciao.

Oh my God, I can't wait to see it. Go on. You're not going to really see it.

Hello.

Oh.

I can't believe how big it looks.

This just needs to be a classic, clean, efficient New York apartment.

Oh, you kept your light, your lamp. Oh, that's going. Oh, is it? Yeah, yeah.

We're just doing that for now. That's going.

Hi.

How's it going?

How are you feeling?

I'm sore.

So basically, I had a Bible bump on my hand. I had it taken out, and it was

quite invasive.

Do you know when they took it out, it was like this big, and it had all these

legs on it like an octopus.

Can you believe this is your second renovation this year?

What's coming next?

I know. Can you imagine? Broken up. Let's think about it. No, no. She broke

ribs. Flooded. No, flood. Oh, flooded? Flood.

Broke my ribs.

Gutted this place. We started off, Nick, I was like, Nick, I just want a little

bit of faith left. Yeah, sure. And you ended up doing everything.

Let's see what you did.

Getting a new floor.

Oh, wow.

This is going to look great. What are you going for?

I came in one day, I'm like, rip it out.

Getting it gone.

This little renovation in my old apartment that turned into this huge

renovation.

It's sort of like representative of my life. I've sort of washed away all of

what's been bothering me. You know I love a tub.

It's like a small swimming pool.

Now I can just start the new year off just unburdened. Now I can really start

thinking about what are good things for the future for me.

So what do you think? You think I'm going to end up living here? I think

stay. I think you'll move back. What do you think you'll end up doing? I don't

know. I'll be honest with you. I don't know. I'll tell you this. The only thing

I'm going to say is after this year, I've realized one thing.

Lean on the corner a bit. I'm scared you're going to fly through a window.

Well, no, you would, and I'd be really living with it forever. So just sit

against the wall.

You know, I had to go through some murky water, but I feel like I'm in clear

water now. The waters are calming.

I think 2020 is going to be a good year for me, don't you?

Yeah. Maybe you'll go on a cheeky date somewhere.

I don't know where. I was thinking about that.

I've got to start saying yes to all these dinner parties. You know, I just

to start going.

You need to get back on that horse.

I feel like there's a lot of me and mine and what I'm going to do next in this

next step.

Like, I deserve it.

I'm a good person during the medley, and I fought hard to get here, and you know

what? I feel good about it.

Look at this.

That's from Richard. Is that a coin?

Oh, please tell me it's a coin.

No, it's like a metal circle.

It's too bad Richard leaves me coins when he wants to wish me good luck. I

you that, right? Yeah. I think you said that, yeah.

Oh, that was going to make me happy.

What do you think it means that he's left me a coin with no face on it? I'm

going broke?

That's what it means. I'm going broke.

Coming up.

No, I'm not doing that.

Oh, come on, come on. Sorry.

Oh, my God.

That's...

So Ramona's coming because I need her to help me. She just did a whole

apartment. She's light as a feather now, having moved out of the family

apartment. So I want to be in the same boat as Ramona.

Oh.

Out with the old, in with the new.

She's fabulous. Wow. I did have a very nice painting here that's gone now.

Hi.

Oh, my God. Come on in here. Is this out with the old, in with the new? Yeah,

let's look. It's not fancy?

But it's clean and new. Oh my, I love it.

And look at how it goes to the wallpaper.

No, you get a wall finish.

Then I got this carpet. Just simple.

No, I love it. When you mentioned I should put this on the market, I talked

my daughter and she agreed with me. You should have some big money in here,

girl. At this point, this house is nothing more than a financial drain, an

emotional drain. All this carpet will be white. I know, I love it. I want to be

footloose, fancy free. I have worked so hard to get to this point.

I don't want to be house heavy.

Oh, I love it. This is the most important floor.

Sonia, I love this room. I love it.

It's different now, right? Yeah, I love it. Oh, my God, I love it. There's

nothing I think you should change.

I reupholstered the heirloom furniture.

Oh, I love this chase.

Now that my daughter is in college, I certainly don't need all this house for

one person.

Bathroom's great. This place is ready to be taken on by a new family and make it

their own.

So I am proud of you.

No, I really am, because I know how hard it is. You know, you were even more

attached to this townhouse than I was attached to my apartment. And I didn't

even realize how attached I was to my apartment until I was closing on it.

was your badge of honor that you accomplished?

No, I never really looked at it like that. I looked at it more as like, this

where my daughter brings all her friends. And it was like stability for

during a divorce. But once she got to college, it wasn't like boarding school

where people would come and stay like that. It's different.

Live your life in the moment now.

LL. Living life. That's my new mantra. Living life. LL. We're going to LL go.

You're going to get rid of this, and we're going to be LL. We're going to be

over the world together.

Well, that's the thing. Yes.

I'm ready now for my place, just for me.

A little garden, maybe a fireplace.

That's about it. And my big bathtub and a four -poster bed.

I love the carpet. Can I copy this for my bedroom? I like it. Oh, my God. Lie

down and take a picture. Your shirt matches that.

Oh, my God.

Actually, oh yeah, I do like that.

Butt looks good.

But put your arms over your head like you did. Yeah, very cute.

Now can we see your face too?

Oh yeah. The doctor.

Oh gosh, it's freezing.

Well, this should be fun, right?

Are you excited?

Not the first gingerbread house you've made.

Come take any position you want. Okay. Thank you.

Well, welcome. I am Abby, as in Abigail's Kitchen.

And one of our favorite festive things to do around the holidays is to decorate

gingerbread houses.

I'm going into the holidays feeling like I just have so much to be grateful for.

I feel... I feel tired.

Kiki. Yeah? How excited are you for Jamaica?

I'm very excited. Oh, my God, me too.

It's a good time for you and your mother to go away alone. I know, but she's

been so busy.

Yeah,

it's really fun.

Yeah,

she's trying to get me to do that.

Exactly. I kind of refuse to do it.

I'm scared.

What?

I don't know if you want to hear it.

No, I do want to hear it. Oh, I know what you're going to say. What is it?

No phones.

Might be a good idea.

Yeah, maybe I'll take a little detox from social media.

That would be a nice thing, right?

I really do appreciate my mom looking out for Kira and me. No matter how

tumultuous my relationship is with Bunny at times, family is the most important

thing to me, and I don't take that for granted.

Kiki, I wish you would come to, like, the mob party just for an hour.

But it already happened.

Well, you missed Grandma's speech.

Oscar -worthy.

Oh, stop it, Leah. It was, Mom. It was really good.

Thank God Leah followed her dream because I certainly couldn't have given

any inspiration about this.

Congratulations.

I feel like we're in a much better place than we were a few months ago. I know

you're not happy with every single decision I make, but at the end of the

you still have to understand me and support me even if you don't agree with

every single decision I make.

And I do.

How do I not?

Well, you told me to go to hell the other day. What did you tell me first?

My relationship with my mother is in progress. I am going to work on

being a little more mature when it comes to dealing with my mom. Look it, I did

a mom and a daughter.

That's cute.

Yeah. The mother looks like an old witch.

There's more change that's going to come from little baby steps than trying to

make these huge changes. So I am working on that. This was fun.

Yeah. Honestly, I'm pretty impressed with your gingerbread houses.

Yours came out fine.

Yeah, it came out fine.

It looks very nice. Don't be so hard on yourself. I am hard on myself, actually.

It looks really good. I really am. You know why she's hard on herself?

Because of you? Of course.

I wasn't going to say that.

Coming up.

Who are you going to marry? Who are you going to F and who are you going to

kill? Dorinda, Ramona, or Tinsley? Oh, Tinsley's on f***able, so.

So what are we actually seeing tonight? So basically, Luann has like a new

cabaret that she's going to like practice and Sonya's in it.

But Dorinda's not coming because she had hand surgery.

Okay, she gets a pass, obviously.

Ramona just told Luann today that she's not showing up. You wait and tell her on

the day of her performance that you can't come? Why didn't you do it when

sent the invite out? I haven't been around a while, but it does seem that

these ladies are sick of cabaret.

Like, I have not seen any cabaret. So, she's got a new audience member here.

Harold's sick.

Here, go.

Thank you guys all for being here.

So we're starting the new show, Mary F. Kell, in the new year on the road, and

it's really an amazing gift you've given us to be able to try it out in front of

an audience so we can hear how it goes. So thank you guys so much for coming. We

really appreciate it.

It's Mary F. Kill.

I was inspired to do Mary F. Kill because I do a Q &A with the audience,

always get asked who I would marry, F, or kill.

So how you doing, Laura?

I'm doing great.

It's all new material, and it's really based on sex and relationships and all

those fun things that I never really talk about.

Thank you.

Do you have any New Year's resolutions?

You know, my track record at that time of year isn't really that great.

So, you know, this holiday season, I thought, you know, I try not to get

married, divorced, or erected.

I really feel this marry, kill thing is Luann's idea of how to refresh the

cabaret. I just got back from a trip with my girlfriends in Mexico.

Yeah, and I didn't fall into one bush.

The material's getting old.

Just saying.

I got to tell you guys, I've got a problem.

Every time I go out, somebody asks me if I'm going to get married again.

And every time I go out, I see Harry Dubin, and he asks me if I'm going to

married again. If Harry Dubin asks me one more time if I'm going to get

again, I'm going to have to kill him. No, Lou!

Don't kill Harry.

Oh, come on, Sonya. I was just joking.

I have a solution to your problem. Okay, Sonya Rita.

Myself, I'm impromptu, so I don't have to have a shtick. Come on up here,

Everybody.

I just have new stuff all the time.

We're going to play a little game. It's called marry, F, kill.

Who are you going to marry, who are you going to F, and who are you going to

kill? Kill, kill, kill. Wait.

Dorinda, Ramona, or Tinsley?

I'm going to kill Ramona.

Yeah. That was easy.

Then who do I have? Dorinda and who?

Dorinda and Tinsley. Oh, Tinsley's on f***able, so.

Maybe I'll marry her after her first divorce.

Second divorce.

And then that leaves me having sex with Dorinda, who may be a sleeper in the

bed.

People pleaser. Married kill is nothing new, either.

Some of us have f***ed everybody.

So, the list gets short.

I love you guys. Thank you so much for coming tonight to our little preview of

Mary Haskell.

You've been a great audience.

I love you. Thank you, Sonia Morgan, for being my guest.

Love you guys.

I thought it was great. I thought it was a treat getting to see Sonia and Luann

perform together.

So, I don't know why Ramona wouldn't want to come.

All right. Let's open some champagne.

Did you like it? Wasn't that fun? You know what? I'm happy Ramona's not here,

honestly, because guess what?

I can chew gum and I can show my vagina to everybody without being judged for

it. Well, it is Mary F. Kill, so you're going to show your vajayjay. This is the

time to do it. I know that Ramona loves to support women.

Problem is, is she doesn't support me.

You guys are doing it very well together.

No, I'm very self -conscious because you look so amazing and so nice to look at.

You look great.

I've had a very Big year, a lot on my plate, and I let it go. I really need

to take me to work out or something. I want to look like that. I want to look

like this.

Sonia, let's do it. Let's do it. Why don't we? I put myself on the back

I put every project that I'm working on on the front burner. Now I can tackle a

lot of the things that I let pile up, mainly my health.

I need to take care of myself now. Listen, honestly, I like doing different

things every week because if I do the same thing every week, I get very bored.

So I have this.

app called MindBody app.

Classes are available any day, any time.

Yes, I have it on my phone right now. What do you do? You can literally search

for anything. So I see what's available. So we just pick what day we want to go.

And we see what classes are going on. And then we do it. That's it. What day

you want to go? Let's go after Drag Queen Bingo. So let's go Thursday.

But for now, I'm booking both of us for Thursday.

And we're going no matter how hungover we are from Drag Queen Bingo.

Even if we have glitter all over us still, we're going. No, I commit and I

up. All right.

Done. Okay, good. We'll do that. Okay. Thank you. Yay! I'm excited. I'm

I really have come to love Sonia so much.

She's just a free artist soul who is misunderstood and complicated

and layered, and I want her to just feel her best.

All right.

Really long time. You guys have a very, very special chemistry, and I'm so happy

that you guys are doing this together. It's going to be awesome.

Women support women.

Women support women.

That's true.

Coming up.

I don't know why you bring a straight guy to an LGBTQ.

Okay, I did not say on the invitation, get her out.

This is what I'm wearing tonight.

Neither of you better heal for me. Or I could wear like this.

She's sexy.

Those are cute too, right?

This is like some kind of gay man's dream in this closet. There's like

in there, fishnets.

Those would be too hot actually. I mean, are you sure the drag queens ain't

coming in to get ready?

It's true.

Is RuPaul in there somewhere?

What is Kiki doing?

What are you guys eating for dinner?

I'm cooking.

I'm going to be cooking one of my famous pasta dishes.

Oh, my God, Rob. That's all you can cook.

Just going to keep it simple tonight because I'm coming home from work now to

take care of the kid. Yep, that's right.

You better work. You better take care of the kid. I got things to do. And it's

almost 2020, and this is how it goes now.

Okay, the stick -o is good. Let's see.

Yeah, okay, it works.

Oh, yeah.

I got it going.

I know Luann's going to love this. I love you.

It's always perfect.

Hello.

Hi, Sonia.

Triplets.

I couldn't be happier with the layout. It's spacious, it's tinsel -y, and it's

winter wonderland.

Hi.

Oh, I love it.

This party is about me raising money for GLAAD, which is one of my favorite

charities for the LGBT community.

Having a good time celebrating our differences and our similarities.

I said, are those drag queens or housewives?

I wasn't sure if you were Luann.

Because she's a tall woman. Basically one big hot mess, which I love.

Yes!

How are you?

I think one of these drag queens

went into my closet. I have half these clothes.

You look fabulous.

Hi. Hello.

Good thing. Merry Christmas.

Listen, there are few great hostesses in the world, and Sonia is one of them.

Let's get in this.

Who's that bitch? Sonia Rita is not great at accounting, but let me tell

she knows how to throw a party.

Another sangria. Sangria's great.

Very drinkable.

So you work out?

I try. A little bit. A little bit, yeah. Just born like that? Yeah, just born

like that.

Like Lady Gaga, born this way. This is nice, isn't it? It is nice. You fit

in with us. That's a compliment.

Hi!

Looking good? This is Luann. Hello.

Hi,

thank you.

And I'm wearing my A3 Christmas dress.

1995. It's a Pat Fields relic.

If you're a female bartender, you're wearing something

sexy. I think the men should do the same thing.

Like not wear a shirt.

If they have a six pack.

I mean, you're doing heels and she's wearing her Adidas sneakers. I know. Is

okay? Yeah, she's okay. We have to wear heels.

I'm wearing, I know, you guys are just poisoning me, I'm sorry. I love it, at

least you're comfortable. I want to be comfortable, I have to be, exactly.

Hey, I have my escort.

How are you, babe?

Oh my God, I love that hat, it's so good on you. I know, this is my premiere of

my hat. Oh my God, it's amazing.

Felicio is like the best. freaking dancer. No, I'm the best freaking

I think I taught him a couple old school moves and he took them happily.

Okay.

We both have great complexions.

Wait, I love your eyebrows. I know. Marco's like, what are you going to do

it? I said, I like it. It's good.

Dan and I go way back.

I hear Sonia's voice.

He likes to flirt. He'll flirt with Leah, flirt with Sonya. I mean, I'm not

interested in him. He's just a guy friend.

Ramona calls me. She goes, what's drag queen bingo? I'm not doing that. I guess

not. Well.

She's going to do this.

Straight. Whatever. This is one of the number one reasons I don't invite Ramona

to my gay parties.

Read the.

Do you remember me from the Halloween party? I slept with you? Oh, God.

He said that I remember him.

Did we make out?

First of all, yes, we did.

So he does love to kiss.

And I hear he's a good kisser. I thought you were a gay friend. We made out like

six years ago at a boutique.

Six years ago at a boutique?

Yeah. Oh, so maybe you were married. That makes sense. Well, you did say I

out with random men at a boutique, and I said I didn't, so maybe you were right.

Yeah. I mean, I'm delighted to see Ron. At least it wasn't Missy.

I wrote that.

No, I wrote it. I've been saying it for 10 years.

Sophia wrote that.

Well, as for Ramona, though, I really don't know. Well, Lou, I think that's

what's happening. She didn't tell her she wasn't coming last time. I know.

I told her.

I mean, that's rude.

See, look.

She said, hey, girls, happy birthday.

I know she can't make it. That's all I saw.

That's all I saw. I never touched that. I didn't know. Well, that's the

attachment. Well, I didn't know. The heading didn't say, see, you might come

my cabaret show. I always talk to her. I know you do. But I'm just giving you

business advice. When you want someone to come on the header, you say.

Please come to my show. Well, on business advice, open the attachment.

that? That's my business advice for you.

Open the attachment. I don't try to open attachments.

Luann didn't tell me till last minute. Oh, by the way, I'm doing a cabaret

thing. Can you come? No, sorry. I have a commitment already.

Can you give me a few days' notice?

Yeah, you're so quiet.

Who, me?

Yeah, what's going on?

Oh, you know.

You need some tequila?

She's doing memory recall.

I know a little bit.

I know that he gets horny at 2 in the afternoon.

You made out with my friend last night. You made out with her friend last night.

Yeah, that's true. I even have a text message that she sent me that you were

going to fuck the life out of her. That's what I said.

Are you and Ramona on a date right now?

No. She's my friend. I'm going to kiss her. I swear to God.

I swear.

Well, there's always the night.

It's platonic.

Super platonic.

I can tell that he's the kind of guy that probably wants to bang 25 -year

let's be honest here, but I think Ramona likes just straight male energy, and he

definitely has that.

You brought a statement necklace and a statement hat. I did. The hat is

gorgeous. Thank you.

I want that hat.

Wait, you guys are just platonic? Yeah, why?

Because he's, you know... Why not?

Because it's better that way.

Yeah, but you're looking also for... Yeah, but he's not going to be...

in the oven. Oh, okay. I got some stuff going on.

Oh, yeah. I'm sure you do.

You don't understand what she did here. She was looking for the green light.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Don't flatter yourself. Are you crazy?

I actually love being single.

Listen, there's nothing wrong with being single, but still, people need to have

friends.

Friends with benefits?

Yeah. No, no, no, no. Oh, God. No, don't say that to Ramona. Oh, my God. Don't

talk about that.

She acts like this with you. The second I say anything about sex, she's like,

ah! Because I've never talked to her like that. You're at your prime right

I know. I can make you shine.

Okay. Thank you.

This is a thing.

We're going to get started in just a little bit. Thank you so much. We're

actually playing bingo. I guess so.

the LGBTQ plus community.

And I wanted to just say, I don't know why you bring a straight guy to an

Okay.

Let her continue her speech, Ramona.

This is terrible.

But you know what? I've learned to have a specific permanent smile on my face

since that disaster.

All right.

Here we go. Once you get five in a row, you're going to get bingo, and then we

are going to give you one. I'm going to win. You don't want to sit down?

It's very serious. Stop. Our first blue ball of the night.

Shout out to you.

It's G52.

Wonderful. Unfortunately, she does not have bingo. But I do appreciate your

enthusiasm. Here we go, G58.

Yes! Yes!

Keep it moving.

Obviously, when Dorinda's not doing aerobics, she's at the Elks Lodge

bingo because she's so competitive.

All right, G60. Yes!

Don't say yes every time you get one.

I'm getting close, Sonia. Part of winning is winning in your mind first.

Is anybody close? Are you close?

I'm close.

Oh, I like 69.

Are you? Of course.

You messed up her card.

Oh, oh, it's all right.

She messed up Dorinda's card. She sucks.

I wanted 69. No, but I know that's your favorite. You got your mind in the

gutter about 69?

Like literally 10 minutes ago, I said friends with benefits, and that was

disgusting.

like the way 69 looks.

If you have the 6 this way and the 9 other way, it's very graphically pretty.

Alright, B14, B14. Don't say 69, Ramona loser.

Shiz.

B14. You've got a bingo.

Cheater!

I want a callback to your number. You want a callback?

I need a drink.

Dorinda, this is just bingo. You can lighten up here. I'm in a medical state.

need to be medicated.

first of all and celebrate the holidays together and to be supportive of GLAAD

and the LGBT community.

All you queens are looking fabulous tonight.

What can I say?

We've had the luck and the honor to work with Desmond Child, living on a prayer

bonjour. They've worked with Cher.

So we literally came out of the studio just a couple of days ago. This is just

preview for you guys.

This is just a preview for you guys. So we're still working on it.

Take it, Luke.

Cheers, Luke.

Once upon a time, a woman walked two steps behind.

Afraid to talk, the speaker mind kept it all inside.

But those days are over.

Just... At least it's not happy birthday, okay?

It's refreshing to see my girl Lou owning up to being a diva. We've known

decades. But the fact she knows now, it's a good thing.

I mean, I'm just so happy because everybody's dancing and loving the song.

so much from probation and now to being on the stage with a new song there's

nothing I would change now I respect every single day every single day is a

over these last few months, especially getting things right with my mom.

I have a newfound love for the Upper East Side. What can I say?

And now I feel like I'm in a place where I'm ready to let go of boys and

possibly even be in a relationship with somebody.

great girlfriends to me.

We have. I feel really good where I'm sitting right now. I have lined up my

ducks. It's not been easy. But I want to show people that you can go off the

rails sometimes and just get back up. Fight the fight.

Never play the victim.

happy that right now in this moment that we are such a good place to start. And

I really feel like we've evolved so much. The best relationship you can have

with yourself.

That's called masturbation, but okay, go ahead.

Oh, come on. Come on. Sorry.

Are you kidding me?

Sorry, I'm not part of that. Tizzy, I will not give Tizzy that. I won't.

bullshit. Tizzy did shit.

Tizzy almost ruined our show. She had too much to drink. Oh, my God.

You're going to give a toast to Tizzy Mortimer, who left the show and greased

her contract.

The principal person. That hand is working pretty well. No, it's not.

It's sore. She should be working.

You're spitting all over.

You're spitting all over. Merry Christmas. You're spitting. Stop.

No.

What is she doing?

She's gone beyond, and now this is beyond my wildest expectations of her as

person. I'm really freaked out. I don't know what that bitch's name mentioned.

I'm going to go home.

She's got work to do. We all have work to do. When you don't grow, that's a

great example over there. What just happened is a great example of not

I'm done.

I'm not.

to the show after having surgery? Come on. She came out to this party, but she

could have come to my show. She doesn't want to come to my show.

It's awful.

I don't even want to, like, even deal. Did she leave? I don't want to be near

that energy. I hope she left.

Happy holiday.

I mean, seriously.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

Bitch. Bitch.

Next week, for the first time since March, we are having an in -person

Hold on, Sonia. You're putting sanitizer on your leg.

I need a little shine for tonight. Where are you at with dating?

Time will tell. Are you seeing somebody?

Oh, my God. You know, we'll see. We made out. We played pool.

He didn't get to see these wings.

I have a juicy question.

Are you trying to have children?

No. Why did ten people say they saw her body part? Because your friends are

freaking blind.

Do you regret the way you behave? You need to be accountable for your actions.

Yeah, I know, and I apologize for that. It's way too little too late. I miss him

every single day.

Go with your loser friends. They're a PSA statement for a bad facelift, like

yours.

That's TFU, okay?

Ramona is out every single night drinking.

I drink water. Why do you think I'm thin? Not that thin, but... You are

disgusting. Oh, my God. Go to church.

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