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Sonia and I are doing a show. She wants
to exploit me. No, no, pay her at least

a five minute split. Exploit you? I
don't need you. Go f*** yourself.

I'm excited about our new show.

Mary F. Kill. Mary F. Kill, baby. It's
always about the Countess, but the

Countess now being a little naughty.

You're front and center, baby. That
means you're so important to Century 20.

not important. When we get back from
Mexico, I have a huge launch party

downtown. This is a promotion.

Oh, my God, yes!

Dorinda, you know how she gets if you
talk about drinking.

She said you told her to go to AA.

Actually, I think she should go to AA.

Did you ask her about me?

She's judging you on your drinking and
you on your place. Judging me on my

drinking? She went to jail for your
drinking. She doesn't judge you?

No. I look up anger management problems.

Anger becomes a problem when you have
trouble controlling it, causing you to

or do things you regret.

Okay. Well, of course.

What are you doing now on this? The
invitation for the present.

We all have invitations.

I have to do it. I have to go then. I
have to do this. All right, then I'm

to do mine. I got to do mine. Where's
this anger coming from? I'm not

interested. We want to help you.

We want to help you. Don't you
understand?

There's a problem here. We want to help.
It's really upsetting that you won't

take it in.

Like a mint in my mouth. I can be a bit
brash.

I'm no one's arm candy.

I'm the whole bowl of sugar.

So what if I'm self -involved? Who else
should I be involved with?

I'll say sorry for what I've done, but
never for who I am.

I rise above the drama and won't settle
for the lower level.

Like, so cold.

You want to use my shower? The water's
hot.

All right, what are we going to do about
Dorinda tonight?

Because the other day I Googled, you
know, what causes anger.

Because when she, our first night, she
got really mad at me. She just went off.

And then she went off on Luann Major.

So, you know, I like to Google things. I
learned from, you know. Google. So this

is the article I found. It goes, do I
have anger issues? How to identify and

treat an anger outlook.

I'm sending her this article, so I don't
know. We're brainstorming. I did it as

a group text for you, me,

Luann, and her. Because we all are
irritable at times.

Oh, my God.

What?

Dorinda's going to say to me, why did
you send this group article out? So we

are reflecting. Because we're on pins
and needles with you because we never

when you're going to blow up. And you
blow up and it's not good for you or for

us. What's causing it, Dorinda?

Luna.

Oh, my God. You texted Dorinda on a
group text.

Yeah. You know, we got to do something.

We're all talking about it. I can't
believe it.

She's anger issues. You sent her a whole
article. Did you do that on purpose?

Yeah. Oh, you did? You did it on
purpose? Oh, I thought you did it by

No. You know what?

I'm not tiptoeing around this anymore.

Let her look at it and see that we're
serious, that she has a problem, that

we're concerned.

Lock the door. And if she wants to talk
about it, great. And if she doesn't, you

know. Oh, my God. She's like.

What?

...sending you, Ramona Singer claims
Sonya Morgan is in a difficult place and

struggling. Now, you and Margaret Joseph
got into a huge fight, so she's

retaliating by sending all the negative
articles that she could find.

If you say something about her, then
she'll say something about you. Yeah,

didn't do anything. Oh, here comes
another one.

Ramona just lit the fuse, and that
firecracker is going to be a big one.

Huge mistake.

How do we handle this from now? I
shouldn't have sent it, I guess. We

talked to her nicely at dinner, but now
she's going to be on a rampage.

But you did this on purpose. No, we're
sewing. No, I didn't. Talk about anger

issues. She's going to be fuming.

She's already fuming. But that's what
she does. It's good for her to be

introspective and read it.

Not on a group act.

No, it just does. Family.

Don't you understand that?

No. Okay, I don't. Well, you should.

her issues and not start deflecting by
attacking us instead of looking at her

issues like wow girls you really have
anger problems why tell me what you mean

we tell her she's anger problems
obviously she does take it what are we

up do you think this is fun to talk
about because we are the brum of it yeah

i would do had been more personal about
it instead of sending well no i thought

she would like that she's mad because
now she's trying to defend herself

amongst all of you.

You see? You see what I mean? Well, why
didn't you come into this room earlier

and help me out? Honey, you sent this. I
was packing. I'm leaving at 6 in the

morning. I was packing my stuff.

So what are we going to do about it? I
don't know. You figure it out. Oh,

Okay, great. I'm going to go pack, think
about it. It's just an article. I'll

think about it. No, you think about it.
I'll follow your lead. But it's just an

article. Typical Ramona. Oh, her job is
done. She's free and clear. There isn't

a broom or a dustpan big enough for this
mess.

I have to pack.

I have to go back. I have to leave at 6
in the morning.

Are you going to be down soon? Yeah. You
look beautiful.

Oh, thanks. Aren't they cool?

Yeah, very cool. You have the coolest
stuff.

Yeah.

Good idea.

Hey, Tonya, here's these, because I'm
not going to wear them.

It's a great article, that thing.

You look beautiful. And they're only
coming still.

You look beautiful. I've got two really
great ones. You look gorgeous.

Keep it going.

You look gorgeous, darling. I double
dare. Darling, you look so gorgeous.

Rats only come out at night.

She's a coward.

You want to say something to me? Say it
to me. But don't send a text.

I mean, should I keep sending the
articles about anger issues? You can do

whatever you want. I just want you to
read the articles.

My friend Margaret, Giselle, my friend
Vicky. Whatever you say, Belle, I love

whatever you say. Wow. Don't deflect.

You're deflecting. Why? No, that's it.
You're deflecting. First of all, first

all, deflect.

Use the dictionary.

I have the remote dictionary. Use the
dictionary.

Get educated, darling. Honey, I'm very
educated. Get educated.

You need to deal with your anger. Oh,
God. Here we go.

You need to deal with your anger, honey.
You attacked.

You attacked the wind. You made the wind
cry together.

That's it.

Yeah. She cries.

Can you look in the mirror? Please look
in the mirror. Please look in the

mirror. People use the word traumatized
in the YouTube.

Traumatized. You're worse than my
father.

Traumatized. You're worse than my
father.

Traumatized. Yes, yes. You're worse than
my father. Do your turtle ears. That's

a different issue.

You should have been an actress.

Figure out the way your life is the way
it is. You know what? My life is great.

Don't be jealous.

It's okay. You can have my life. I don't
want your life. You're jealous and

you're angry.

I'm not angry. It's okay.

Stop being jealous, darling. I'm not
jealous. It's okay.

Oh, my God.

You're okay, sweetie. You'll be fine.

I am fine. You'll be good. All right.

What's wrong with her? She lost her
mind.

Between Leah and her, I was going...
Your issue with being rude to people had

nothing to do with her issue of anger
management.

I knew... what do you expect when you
send Dorinda a text? You're definitely

going to get a very defensive answer. I
mean, I couldn't stop Singer though.

Because I wanted to see the reaction,
honestly.

Oh, my God. I'm not jealous of her. She
stays home all the time. I'm very

social. I like my life. I love my life.
Maybe she's jealous of my life. I have a

great life. I actually date. I have nice
guy friends and girlfriend.

I'm invited to a lot of places. She
stays home all the time.

Why are we going down that avenue? You
were just trying to help her. I know. I

think she made me poop on my pants. She
got me upset.

You did poop on your pants? I did. Was
that poop on the rug here again? I don't

know, but I think she got me upset.

I did.

I did.

I actually pooped in my robe.

Coming up.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

No, no, this is from like, no, no, no.

This is like old.

No, it's bad.

Hi, I'm Andrea.

Pleasure. You want a popsicle?

I brought you a popsicle.

Are you packed for tomorrow?

Well, I'm kind of packed because I got
interrupted from the group text message

that Ramona sent. It's not necessary.

You just put you in the fence. Yes,
exactly.

Okay, so let's have the conversation.

And we had the conversation the other
day. I know, but I feel like I didn't

anything. I didn't address your
drinking. You addressed your drinking. I

but I don't need you to be the
messenger.

Of course not. You were standing there
and I said I was going to go and talk to

her. And then you asked me what
happened. And I literally told you the

And then you attacked me. And then you
made a comment. No.

Well, you did. I didn't even bring up
your drinking as well.

You're not taking away from this. I just
want you to listen to me. Okay. I just

want you to listen to me because I love
you.

And I want everything to be cool with
the girls.

I don't need to be cool with the girls.
All I do is give and give. I have the

house from the Berkshire.

Anything,

any contact I need.

My closet's an open door. And then you
guys focus on one thing, and I think

wrong. I don't find this conversation
comfortable because...

It has to be a monologue only about me
with zero history about Luann. She just

landed from Mars in a beautiful cabaret
Giovanni gown and nothing precedes that.

It doesn't work like that.

I've watched CNN.

You can be angry at people without...

going crazy on me. I'm not.

And I'm not saying... No, I want to end
this.

Don't do this. I want to end this. I
will.

Don't do this.

Because we're friends. Okay, I'm going
to get it for you. I'm going to end it

for you.

I will not sit here and listen to this
because I think it's ridiculous. After

everything that I've done with you, for
you, I think it's ridiculous. Can I just

give you one example?

No. I've forgiven you because I love you
more than the minutia.

And I don't want to sit here and have
you or anyone talk about minutia. This

not about minutia. This is about
people's feelings. I know. And my

been horribly hurt.

Well, horribly. What about mine?

We both have. And we resolved it. We got
through it because we love each other.

And you move forward. And if you live in
the past, you go nowhere. I don't live

in the past. Well, then that's how I
feel. So right now, right now, we either

make a decision or I refuse to talk
about it. I know who I am. I love her.

am you know who i love who you are too
but i don't like it when you're angry

great i'm good thank you so much and if
you want to be friends with me that's

great if you don't that's okay i do
because i love you but i just want you

listen and say you know what maybe maybe
that is this is so gorgeous oh my god

this is amazing wait do you see what i
have coming another another trip right i

know aren't they great i got them in
london i'm so glad i decided to run

you look beautiful

Can we just talk about this one thing?
Yeah. Just one thing for me. Yeah.

Personally. I don't give a **** about
them. Okay? I give a **** about her.

Go ahead.

Leah was there when I came up. I talked
to Ramona when she said you should go.

Oh, we're going backwards again. Okay.
No, no. I just want to be clear. I'll

just say it. Let's get it out so you can
do it. I can do it.

So when I came up here, I didn't talk
about your drinking.

I didn't.

Ramona did. I got to thank you for that.
I appreciate it. But why aren't you

listening to me? I'm listening. You said
you didn't talk about her drinking. I

hear you. What do you want me to say
about it? You're pushing me away. And I

wish you would just.

No, I just, I think that night.

Ramona said something to her that was
very rude.

I don't disagree.

It's filled over.

And it's filled over. And we talked
about it. And we said, I'm sorry.

No, you didn't. You made it about you
and how I hurt you. So can we move on

I'm sorry. Can we move on? Yeah.

I'm sorry again.

No, but really, not like, you know.

Okay, I'm sorry. No, but no, really. But
that's not real.

No, but that's not real. I said I'm
sorry. What do you want me to do?

I said I'm sorry. I do agree that
Dorinda came for Luann. And I get that

Luann's upset, but she's just dragging
it on way too long. Dorinda has said

sorry, and even if it's not probably a
truthful sorry, let's just move on and

eat dinner.

Luann and I do so much for each other.
We have a deep friendship. This is the

minutiae and semantics I understand. I
mean, I could go on and on, too, and

bring back stuff, and I've heard about
this. You know, what's important to me

you and I. I just said I'm sorry. I love
you.

That's what's important to me. Yes,
exactly. You guys are good.

I can't help Dorinda right now because
she really has to help herself first.

I can't do that for her. Luann, is this
for you?

And it's so frustrating because I want
to. I want to fix her. I want to make it

right. Are we sitting down now? Yeah,
let's sit down. Okay, so is there any

special seating arrangements? Where
should we sit?

Well, where do you want to sit? You're
the host. Anyway.

Why don't you sit in the middle? All
right, perfect.

Sit on those two.

Let me explain what we have served
tonight, this special Mexican fiesta

making for you. So we brought some
Mexican antojitos. We have mushroom

It's made with corn, beans, and
mushrooms on top. Then we have chicken

And we have shrimp with chipotle sauce.

Okay. You've been amazing. Thank you so
much. Thank you. We, like, regretted

being out. Usually it's, like, hanging
out with you and your food and

you have in the kitchen. It's my
pleasure. You have served us the best

we've had.

I mean, I never liked to eat so much,
and I ate so much. What I love about

Ramona, she's all talk behind closed
doors, but boy, oh, boy, you try to

on her, and she's on the thank you door.

Thank you for my shirt. Thank you for my
colors. Thank you for my napkins. Thank

you for the sky. Thank you for the moon.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, just

to avoid me. We have a really busy week
next week. Oh, my God.

We have a lot of parties. Are you all
ready?

Not really.

We're having a party, not just Dorinda
and Ramona. I mean, this is going to be

party. Let me ask you something about
your company. I was thinking about, does

your company have, like, partners and
stuff? I've had partners, but I don't

I like it room temperature.

I prefer my red wine room temperature.
Did you come from a fashion background?

No. And then you can just eat the bottle
here.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

No, no, this is from, like, you didn't
open it.

No, no, no.

This is, like, old. I don't want this.

We should probably get married to mom.
Married to mom, too. But I was like, I'm

going to start my own brand.

And Rob has a brand.

No, it's bad.

The night city's on real quick. She's
not going to help about the wine's too

old. Oh, okay, I'll have the 1963 for
truth, and you can have the 2020 Pinot

Grigio. Stick to what you know.

I didn't mean to make you crazy.

Don't worry.

You like to stick at it first?

But why is it cold?

Is there anything... No, leave me alone.

Are you crazy?

$60 is not $600. There's so much bull
going around the table, I can't even

it. Yeah, exactly. Let me put my booked
hat off and go enjoy it.

Now we get here and it's like... Table
wine is $12.

Your wine... You do like to complain.

Yeah. I hear you do. You like attention.
She caused the chaos in the house. No,

she likes attention, I guess. Didn't
she? Wait, you caused chaos in the house

tonight? What? Oh, you were not. You
were not. You were not in the group

Oh, you weren't there?

I don't even know what the hell you guys
are talking about. Okay. Do you really

want to know? Hell yeah, I want to know.
No, but it's like, you know, come on.

What'd you do? Come on.

Let's get through it. Why wasn't I on
the text?

Okay.

I don't even know what the hell you guys
are talking about. Oh, because you were

left out of it.

Do you really want to know? Hell yeah, I
want to know. No, but it's like, you

know, come on.

What did you do? Why didn't you include
me on the text message?

Let's get through it. Why wasn't I on
the text?

Because it was about the three of us.

No, it wasn't. Not about you. You don't
leave her out. You don't leave people

out. It's a growth moment.

That's me.

I need to be left out. You feel left
out?

And you do that totally a lot. Can I see
this freaking text message? Okay, I'll

show you. But, I mean. She probably
thought you didn't really want to see

Okay. Here's where it started, babe.
Thank you.

All right. We didn't want to make a
mountain out of a molehill. 7 .15 p .m.

Wait. Yeah. Anger issues. Maybe she
thought that if I was on the text...

laugh. I think it's about me. Yeah. She
left me out of the text, which to me

says, I actually don't really give a
shit about you. Or where our friendship

and I don't care if I offend you or not.

During the... Then send an article.

Four.

I love Dorinda. You have helped me
through some of my darkest moments.

Okay, here we go.

And then I just...

I'm being left to hang to dry by my
girls who also feel the same about

They don't have the balls to help me out
in this situation.

Why am I always stuck with the one to
have the mouth?

Why? Why me?

Because I have the guts. That's why.

So it's fake when she made you upset and
I left with you? No, that wasn't fake.

I talked to her about it. It's real.

Like a real person.

You know, you rip her a new one. You
guys rip each other a new one. And you

to dinner like nothing ever happened.

It's the most bizarre thing to me in the
world. It's like living at home with my

dad and my mom.

It's fake.

I can stand a lot of things about
Ramona, but the fake and phony?

I can't deal with that. You just dropped
a bomb and now you're going to sit down

like nothing ever happened? The fire's
still smoldering and we're just sitting

there as if we don't see the smoke.

What do you want me to do, Lou?

Nothing. What do you want me to do, Lou?

I want you to be real. I am real. As
real as I can be. Be real.

You know what? You're the one who said
she was crying. So you dealt with her.

Fine. It's good. You made up with her.
It's good. We are real friends. And

fine. We talked in the bedroom. We're
fine.

Ramona, you didn't change your job. I
saw you throw him out of the bedroom,

okay, fine. That's how we fight.

Yeah, that's right.

That's how we fight. How many times has
Ramona said, you're angry, you're angry?

You're right. You win, Ramona.

But did you have to pile on? Did I do
that to you when you went through so

terrible times?

Well done, Ramona. You did a great job
of being a horrible person.

You know what? I love Dorinda. I made my
peace with her. Life's too short.

Of course I love Dorinda. But right now,
I don't like who she is. I actually

almost hate who she is. But you know
what? I can't help it. Dorinda just

want to get it. I give up.

I give up. I cry uncle.

Hannah said the other day, I know you're
saying to me verbally, it's okay, but

are you really okay? Because your first
thing is to always say, it's okay, but

what are you really feeling? Because I
never want you to feel abandoned or left

behind, Mom. We're also there for you.
And I think you always put on a brave

face. You take care of her. You take
care of me. You shut her down when she

attacking her.

And then, of course, you're going to
have a short fuse because you're like,

You know, you have to think about you
and let us know how you're feeling, too.

I have been on the other end of the
wrath of Dorinda. You know what? Why

you stop getting vaginal rejuvenation
and put an easy pass on that vagina with

your howling tunnel? You're not dating
Rocco. Oh, okay.

Liar, liar, hoe on fire.

Don't you dare compare your fucking
marriage to me burying my husband.

Oh, okay. Okay? Because you are...

And I've always understood she's going
through pain, and rather than feel it

herself, she's projecting it.

If you don't get that, you're an
imbecile.

Just like your daughter said, please,
Mom, don't put on a scary face all the

time and be brave.

Don't be so brave.

Don't be so brave all the time. Because
otherwise you're going to get frustrated

and put us, like, what, to the
guillotine.

Well, we've all been there for each
other. That's true.

We have been. You know what?

Let's toast to that. I love it. Please
let us know.

The good, the bad, and the ugly.

And the articles.

And the articles from Ramona. You know,
we're refinding ourselves.

No, I said we're refinding ourselves.

Oh, okay. No, we are. I heard an art
come out, and I was like, oh, God. No,

refinding.

I want to zip this this time, so when I
open it, everything doesn't come

tumbling out. Oh, and thanks for these
things.

Yeah, those are my gift to you. Yeah, I
love those.

So Louie left already, right?

Yeah, she had to go to her Connecticut
appear.

She threw you right on the bus. She
goes, you're singing a different tune.

Luann, you're singing a different tune.
Well, I like the fact that you brought

up everything that we had discussed
about the plan of life and why we think

she's so upset and has all this anger.
You did it in such a diplomatic way. I

get a little hysterical, I admit it. I
get very flustered. Me too. My

are good, but my delivery sucks.

Yeah, that's why we needed Lu to do
something.

But she's usually on the fence, Lu. I
thought she could pull this off this

Luann doesn't want to do anything to
upset Dorinda because she wants all

perks that Dorinda has to give her.

Dorinda got her Giovanni, and Dorinda
has a lot of other perks that can come

Luann's way.

Do you have your passport?

Yep. Good. All right, let's go.

Are the timings still good?

Caesar, goodbye!

Goodbye. Oh.

The man with the drinks is the most
popular. I didn't know.

Normally I'm followed by a bunch of
people.

Coming up.

Get your ass over here, girl. We had
this rehearsal today. Did you forget?

You never told me about this rehearsal.

Don't start without me.

Hi. Hi, honey.

How's it going?

Good to see you. Hi, Evan.

What's going on? Good to see you. Not
much.

There they are.

These look awesome.

We need to talk about what blanks these
are on.

Yeah. Because Leslie and I did just have
a meeting with Fruit of the Loom and

jerseys and Wrestle Athletics, and they
really want to work with us. Actually,

these are jerseys. Oh, they are? Yeah.
Okay.

There was a fit model that was supposed
to come, but I don't know if she's

showing up because she parties.

I mean, you're a fit model. I could put
it on. I mean, I could definitely try it

on. I may not have an MBA, but I am a
smart...

I sued the cops because they knocked my
teeth out.

I won $75 ,000 and then I started my own
business with the money.

I knew I had to make it count.

On this, I want to change this to
something else.

There were times where I thought I was
going to have like a pink private jet.

This design is so cool. It's so
abstract.

I thought the company was going to be
doing a billion dollars a year and I've

done very well, but...

You know, there were times I had to
adjust my expectations.

I'm not crazy about the... The long
string. Yeah. Yeah. It's covering too

Whatever we do, this needs to be so
perfect. Because at this point, this is

like, 15 -year collection that I feel
like is...

indicative of who i am and where i'm at
in my life right at this moment versus

like everything i've been doing up until
now you know so it hasn't been it is a

little more serious and it's also being
sold online only not selling it to any

department stores this is like the
beginning of like a new chapter of mob i

don't think people understand how hard
it is to keep a company in business and

keep it relevant for 15 years cool
doesn't pay the bills all the time you

what i mean it is about expanding i feel
like sky's the limit for mob right now

when do we want to do a photo shoot like
it's impossible after

the

summer when i came back to the city I
just felt very unsettled, and I realized

had to go back to therapy.

Welcome back.

Thank you. It's been a while. Indeed it
has been.

Something just wasn't sitting right
within my heart and my soul. I was

really bad.

I wanted him to hold me, to love me, to
want me, to be with me. And I don't know

if I'll ever find him.

I don't like feeling bad.

Lots of going on. The good news is, is
that...

I really have come full circle because
when I saw you last time, I was kind of

not in my right mojo.

If you could sort of summarize what it
is that brings you in.

I'm single.

Meeting men has never been a problem. I
don't know. I just can't connect. Maybe

I don't want to connect. Maybe I got so
hurt from my ex -husband, I'm sabotaging

myself. So maybe we can work on that,
self -sabotage.

You know, I had time to reflect.

on the things we spoke about. And I
started taking some notes a month after

saw you, how am I sabotaging myself with
a breaking date?

And I wrote this, like, I canceled a
second date on a Sunday.

Why? Because I was having too much fun
with my friends.

It wasn't that important to me. So my
girlfriends pointed out to me, they say,

you know, Ramon, sometimes when you're
with guys, you act very coquettish and

flirty. I used to start, you know,
sitting different and, you know.

I love the story.

You see, you're pretty flexible, which
is excellent. Yes, I'm very flexible.

Would you say that that's a different
version of yourself, or would you say

that's genuine?

It's a different version of myself, but
it's not really genuine, because I have

more substance than just a sensual.

body and I think I am very sensual but
there's so much more to me I'm really

warm and I'm caring and I'm down to
earth and I'm self -made and I'm a giver

I have the warmest heart and that's not
coming through when you just do all that

like you know quite you know coquettish
stuff I want someone to like me for me

and not because I'm playing some kind of
game whether it's a sexual game or I'm

very demure and quiet because the last
thing I am is demure and quiet So I

as well be myself.

And I'm finding I'm having much more
successful dating experiences.

And more of being yourself.

Yeah. And then I went on a blind date
with another gentleman, and he's never

been married, no kid.

But I actually had a great time with
him. And I think again, because I was

me, myself.

What made you agree to go on it? Because
this woman, she knows me. She said,

listen, I think he's a dynamite guy, and
I just go out. And I did. I had the

best time with him. You look happy. You
seem happy. Well, you look happy, too.

What's that to be happy about?

We both are happy.

We like oysters.

We have some common ground here. Do you
drink alcohol or no?

I do. Oh, good. I've always had that
attitude with women, but not really with

men. So I'm trying to be the way I am
with a man, the way I am with my

girlfriend. I have a different attitude
now.

So how do you feel like you might be
able to continue this forward momentum?

Continue working on my friendship.

Like I'm realizing I don't need a man. I
want a man, but I don't need one. And

I'm really comfortable with myself. And
I really, really like love myself. I do.

I guess I would say keep doing what
you're doing because it seems like

a good spot.

Okay, I can take my bill now.

I'm done.

Coming out.

Believe me, that damn toaster oven, I
could poop that thing out right now.

I mean, you love the toaster oven. He
loves the toaster oven. Okay.

Hello.

Hi. Welcome to your workshop.

Hi, my darling.

This is Fab.

Okay, now I can breathe and enjoy and
wait for Sonia because I can't reach

It's like nowhere for the moment. It
gives us more time to do it ourselves.

Make it nice. You look so calm.

Give me some of your juice.

I love traveling with the girls, but
it's so great to be back in New York and

getting back into doing my show because
it's just grounding for me. It just

feeds my soul.

How are we doing? We're doing good.

It's a great space. We should all do our
thing here. We are. They said they can

do the risers in the room. Doing like a
little preview for a friend. Yeah, next

week. It would be nice if today was...

the wrap on Sonia so she can just show
up Tuesday next week and just do it.

Right, half her length, hopefully.

Yeah. Right, and then we do this bit.

Ladies and gentlemen, Sonia Morgan.

Come on up here. Andy, can you bring
Sonia the microphone?

Thank you. And that's, like, just before
the very end where she actually then

comes down and plays the game. Okay, so
maybe anything else I can get you, Madam

Morgan? Or Sonia Rita?

Let's do that.

Sonia Rita?

Love that.

All right, so I have to call Sonia.

She was so excited for this. I don't
know where the heck she is.

We both have our glasses off.

But you're in a bathrobe and I'm not.

Get your ass over here, girl.

I know, my love. I'm super excited. But
we had this rehearsal today. Did you

forget?

Darling, darling, of course we talked
about it and I told you. I really don't

know what I'm missing today, except
maybe the memo. And by the way, today is

day of my launch at Century 21, one of
the biggest events in my career.

So maybe Luann didn't get that memo. You
were super excited about it. We're

running through the lines.

Listen, that's fine. It's not impromptu.
It is a rehearsed show. Look, there's a

script.

Typical Sonya. I mean, she wants to be
paid more, but she doesn't show up for

rehearsal because she's off the cuff.
Well, okay, great. I mean, I'm working

a script with them, and then I'll call
you and we'll figure it out.

And I'm going to make it short and
sweet.

Well, listen, I'll see you tonight.

Ah! I wish I could. I've got my Fire
Island house at Wintertime Reunion.

Ooh.

That's a party we need to go to.

Light my fire, then. Light my fire.

Ooh.

Hello,

darling. Hi. How are you, honey? Good.

Really good. I'll take my shoes off. I
know you want to keep your...

carpet nice and clean i do here was so
cute she came back to the religion class

tonight yeah she seemed like she liked
it my mom teaches kiki religion class my

mom also sleeps at my house on tuesday
nights so my mother thinks maybe kiki is

going to fulfill whatever i did not

For her. You want me to open it? No, I
thought you were going to start picking

at it. No.

Oh, my God. Chill, woman.

I'm helping you.

Okay, thank you. I appreciate it.

She did fine. Rob got her.

And then I'm here. Me and Kiki have the
kind of relationship where I know I'm

going to like my daughter.

I mean, Mom was looking at me on the
phone like, I don't like her.

I don't really like you either.

But you try at least.

Like, she doesn't like us.

Are you kidding me?

So I'm still really pissed off about
that.

You have a lot of business with the
Married to the Mob right now?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, the party.

Yeah, the party.

What day of the week is it? It's a
Wednesday.

Oh, it's a Wednesday?

Oh, good. I'll be in. Oh, perfect.

Good.

So I went to the bathhouse with Sarah
the other day.

I was telling her how I...

even though our relationship is really
good and definitely a lot better than it

used to be.

Wait, you and she or you and me? Me and
you. I was telling her this, you know,

like, that I think it can improve.

And she was, like, discouraging me and
was like, Mom said she doesn't even like

you.

What?

I don't like you? Yeah. Did you say that
to her?

I don't know.

Maybe. I might have said it. I mean,
that's mean, Mom.

Oh, yeah.

On a day, I might not like you. On
another day, I might not like Sarah.

That doesn't mean I don't love you, I
don't care about you. On a day, I might

not like you.

The one thing I don't like, and I'll say
it until the day I die, is drinking.

Oh, my God, Mom.

So if you want me to change my thoughts
on that, I won't. You know, I still

carry around a lot of guilt for
everything that happened when I was a

I do, Mom. I really do.

I just feel like I can't, like, let go
of, like, the teenager. Like, I just

don't feel like that's who I am.

You know what I mean? But you're not.

I know. I mean, God.

I know. I know. I know.

You got sober. You had a baby. You know,
have a business. I mean, you did fine.

You did fine. But I think that when you
think I'm judgy about the drinking and

all, I wouldn't want to see you lose
what you have.

Worked so hard for. It's not going to
happen, Mom.

It's not.

I do feel like you really, really,
really have to be honest with yourself

that because I don't see it enhancing
your life. I just don't. And I don't

that Kier would like that either.

But, Mom, I have been drinking, and it's
not affecting her or us or anything

like that.

And if it does, I am going to be honest
about it. I am.

Good.

My mom, she's like an...

Irish Catholic therapist.

I mean, I'm her worst nightmare.

She hasn't had a drink in 40 years, so
she definitely feels like she can speak

on the subject and maybe think she has a
little authority.

All right, well, I feel like I just need
to hear you say that you're wonderful.

I love you. I love you every minute of
the day. And you're proud of me. And I'm

proud of you, but I'm only, I mean.

What is it that I every minute have to
be saying? Can you finish eating your

rice cake?

Every minute I have to be telling
people, I'm proud of you. I need that.

kidding me, Mom? I need that. I guess I
don't think I have to say that as much

as you want to hear it.

Things will never be perfect, because as
my daughter tells me, perfect doesn't

exist. My relationship with my mother is
a challenging one, but I also have to

accept that things are not necessarily
going to be the way I want them to.

I'm glad that we had our darling.

I love you. I love you, too.

And don't share everything with Sarah.

Go back and badmouth me. I don't, Mom.

Coming up. I never thought I'd say this,
but I'm actually humbled.

It's not just retail.

She doesn't even know how to use it on
Ramona.

Leah, nice to meet you. Hi.

Leah, nice to meet you.

I feel like we met. We met, we know. We
did, right?

What do you make? Married to the mob.

You're killing it right now. I'm wearing
Sonia by Sonia Morgan, actually. Oh,

wait, we have that dress.

I had to represent.

From day one, I have wanted to rep Sonia
by Sonia Morgan properly.

The first time I wasn't able to do it
because I did get sent pajamas and a

hat. I was supposed to wear this.

Now I can finally do it properly.

In a dress that's much more me and much
more appropriate.

Right now, I'm going to keep this on. I
think I'm a little cool.

Well, it's a Sonia Morgan dress.

Hi. Oh, my God.

Right? This body is just another body.
Well, hello. You inspired me.

Where is the lady?

She's not here.

No. No, so let's talk. It's supposed to
be one of the flowers. Look.

She's not here.

Hi. Hey, you.

What's up? How are you? How are you?
How's it going?

Just waiting for Sonia. I know. I know.
She was supposed to do a workshop with

you, and she was skipping it, right?
Yeah, because she's super busy. Is she

doing the show with her or not? She
tells me no.

I don't know.

Who's excited?

Yeah.

Sasha, Sasha.

Sonia in the city. Oh, my God. Look at
this. Hi.

Has anyone ever doubted me before?

I mean, I've been talking about a
perfume and jewelry and fashion and a

oven and ha, ha, ha.

Oh my God, here is the machine.

Wow.

It's hard to keep it all together.

It's a lifestyle.

Don't rush the second set. They could
sit there for a minute.

I think you should get up there and put
some clothes on and model.

You are coming out with a brand called
Tipsy Girl.

When a brand rides on the coattails of
another brand, they call it a cheater

brand. I don't believe that. I don't
have to be right, and I never say I told

you so, but it still feels good.

It's what I promised, and I'm
delivering.

Hi, Phillip.

How are things at Calvin Klein?

Amazing. He's a Calvin Klein executive.
Hi, guys. Pleasure to meet you. Hi,

honey. You look stunning. I'm pretty
sure we have Calvin Klein here. You look

stunning. Hi, honey.

Wow,

you look stunning. So gorgeous. I look
so Sonya Morgan -y.

Oh, Jalila!

Right?

Holy moly. You guys look amazing.

Guys, look at this.

She's wearing Sonya Morgan, too. It
looks amazing.

It looks so beautiful in here.

I needed you to help me with this. No,
you didn't because it looks perfect.

Luann, let's take a picture. Yes.

You look gorgeous.

I'm happy for you.

Oh, hi. How are you? Let me get you
guys.

Okay, come on in.

Let her pop out.

Two wrongs don't make it right. I'm not
going to not show up for my girlfriend,

Sonia, like she didn't show up for me at
rehearsal.

That's not the kind of girl I am.

Ice to the top. Then club soda,
Pellegrino, and then, like, the mint.

This is my new signature drink. This is
a goal. And the hand is, like, hold to

Ramona. So what's going on?

We're waiting for Sonia to do this.

I heard she didn't show up for a
workshop today. No, she didn't.

By Sonia not showing up to rehearsal
makes me wonder, is she going to show up

for the real show?

If she doesn't, I mean, it's going to be
an issue.

She didn't. She said she didn't know
about it.

Maybe she doesn't remember, but we had a
whole plan in place, and she knew

exactly about today in rehearsal.

I think it would have been so hard to do
today. It worked out so well, because

guess what? We went through the whole
script, and we got a lot done.

I think my straw's not working.

I got some more straw.

Yeah.

This guy is following me around with
food.

So it was good because, you know, if
Sonia was there, she would have been

you know.

What's actually going on? We don't have
any invite or anything.

It's a presentation, which is going to
be next Tuesday.

Well, I'm not here. I'm having this
taken out. What exactly is this? I have

nerve that's feeding this fluid into a
sack. I don't have movement in my hand.

mean, that's your hand. Look at it. It's
a presentation of the show. If you're

doing this, then you're doing this. It's
not a big deal. Don't worry about it.

Speech, speech, speech.

Okay, let's go. Do it now. Sonia, Sonia,
here, one second.

Welcome, everybody.

Century 21 is very, very proud to do
this collaboration with Sonia Morgan.

We love the styling. We love the
fashion. Thank you, Sonia. We love you.

So I just want to say I never thought
I'd say this, but I'm actually humbled.

It's not just retail.

She doesn't even know how to use her
phone, Ramona.

Sorry, I can't talk now. Ring a ding
ding. Sorry, I can't talk now. You got a

hot date tonight. I know, but they're
just friends.

They're just friends. Just a friend.

Just a friend. Corner table, truffles up
the chicken's ass. What is going on? So

anyhow, it's been a long haul.

You believed in me, and you believe in
me. And now let me mention.

My family, Dorinda, Luann, Ramona, who
have been with me every step of the way.

And believe me, that damn toaster oven,
if I could poop that thing out right

now, I would.

I mean, it's been so long.

You love the toaster oven. I still love
the toaster oven. He loves the toaster

oven. Okay. I use it in the furniture.
Your Papa Isaac will do the toaster

She's glowing tonight.

There's something different about Sonia
tonight that I've never seen before.

There's this twinkle in her eyes.

I'm very happy for her.

And Leah, my new girlfriend, who is my
new, we're going to New York.

That's the fashion show.

Next fashion show.

I'm just hoping so much turns out to
something bigger and better. I hope she

treats it and focuses on it and really
brings it to fruition, which means

Paycheck.

And family.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New
York City.

Happy birthday to you.

You got a nice face.

We don't have to reunite. I would like
to say.

Remember, it's my party.

Yeah, here's to Leah.

Here's to married to the mob, babe.
You're definitely married to the mob

I was actually warned about Elise, that
she's not a girl girl.

I never cozied up to her. You know what?
She's just not a good person. She's not

a girl's girl.

I don't know who you are.

You're going to walk away like you don't
know who I am?

Hold on. Ramona, don't leave, please.
Ramona, please stay.

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