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Previously on The Real Housewives of New York City.

Happy birthday, Ramona. Thank you.

Thank you.

All right, stop.

Sugar.

You're being psychotic. I'm done.

What happened with Leah last night?

I don't even want to discuss Leah. Something really upsets me. I shut it

because I just don't know how to deal with it. Ramona is threatened by you. I

will never invite her to any group events.

I found out she's bipolar and she's on medication.

You cannot mix alcohol with meds. It makes you act not responsible.

Don't you need some help? She's becoming a liability.

I worry about her. Mexico, that's going to be something.

Welcome to be like us. Thank you.

I'm really disappointed that you would talk about my depression. You hurt me.

You don't understand.

How? I'm not going to explain it to you. No one saw my vagina that night. She

needs to stop talking about my vagina.

I'm not talking about vaginas. It's disgusting.

You can't do this in front of people you don't know who are married.

She didn't do that.

That's all she did do. She didn't do it.

I'm protecting you. Did you do that?

This is crazy.

Do what? Lift up my skirt so everyone can see my bodysuit underneath like

Yeah!

Like, did I do that?

To act like I purposely was trying to lift my dress to show my vagina to her

friends is disgusting.

Ramona needs to keep my vagina out of her mouth.

Sonia really doesn't know what she's talking about right now. No, and I don't

know what the hell is she talking about.

I have no idea what's up.

It's disgusting.

Okay, I got Sonia fully to bed.

She should have come to dinner.

All right, I don't know what just happened.

I'm going to go see where Ramona is. Yeah, where is Ramona? Just stay. You

me to get her? I'll get her.

Okay, Mama D.

Just don't.

You okay?

Yeah, you okay? I heard you screaming. No, because Sonia is a mess.

I don't like when she comes to dinner a mess.

Put her in a bag. But you've been a mess too like that before. No, I have not.

You've been a mess like that. And I've helped you in it. And I've never called

you out in it. I'm trying to have a discussion here. Any opportunity to

schadenfreude me, she will.

You've been a mess.

Absolutely. I'm a mess. I drink water. I can't be around you girls anymore.

It's like it's crazy.

You guys are crazy.

Drink some water.

Drink water.

I have to say with Dorinda, if you say something she doesn't like, she tries to

deflect. So Dorinda's just foolish.

You're being terrible. I can't deal with someone who's losing his buzzer. You're

being terrible. Get your shit together.

You're the one with the drinking problem. You and Sonia. You should both

AA. I came down to talk to you nicely. So sad. And that's what you do.

You should be ashamed of yourself. I came down to talk to you as a friend who

loves you.

And that's what you say.

Where is she?

I went down to talk to her. She's like, you're drunk.

You're this. I said, I think you're drunk. I'm not drunk at all. She said,

AA.

Do you?

Yeah.

There's a difference between telling someone, like, hey, I'm concerned about

you, and then saying you need to go to AA, which is obviously just a totally

patronizing, nasty thing to say to somebody.

I mean, that's a low blow for someone that's a friend. That's now come up with

the Halloween party. She said you're drunk.

Are you drunk yet?

No. I haven't even had a drink. I think you're whacked. You've been here since 7

.30. You're whacked out of your mind.

You sound ridiculous.

You don't say that to a friend and a woman. You could be out of your mind,

you know I wouldn't say that to you, Luann. I've already been to AAJ.

No, but the point is, you know me for 20 years. Do I appear drunk?

No.

I'm not touching that one with a 10 -foot pole. Not tonight.

Not tonight.

Ramona should know by now, if you're going to play with fire, you're going to

get burned.

I've been a good friend to her. She's on the beach. I still don't understand

what I did.

Can I get another drink?

Ramona?

You know what, Lou? I'm drinking water because of some of the girls in our

group. Because I don't want to end up like some of these other girls that we

around, not mentioning names. I feel like you and I are the only ones that

always straight.

Well, listen, Dorinda, you know how she gets if you talk about drinking.

She said you told her to go to AA.

Well, then she got me pissed off. Actually, I think she should go to AA.

drinks way too much. I don't know if Dorinda needs to go to AA or not, but

stop name -calling and saying Sonia has a problem when obviously you have a bit

of a problem yourself.

She has her moments, but come on, Ramona. You're out every f***ing night.

are you talking about? I don't drink. I drink water when I go out and I'm home

by 12. I don't know. I'm not babysitting. You've got... I can't keep

you. She does her martinis. That's why she has to go to bed all the time. I

can't believe she attacked me like that.

It's f***ed up.

I have to say that she made it really hurt my feelings.

Don't.

Don't. Don't let her. Don't let her hurt your feelings.

It's not worth it.

We just got here. Let's not attack her for drinking. You know, they're serving

tequila up there and whatever. Well, yeah, and she shouldn't be drinking it.

Okay, I'm sorry. She has a drinking problem. I can't drink tequila either.

I'm sorry. She doesn't want to admit it. She has it, okay? She does.

I'm sorry. And Sonia, a problem too. And Leah, a problem too. And you know what?

I don't even want to drink anymore.

And then you talked about how she's on medication.

Well, I'm thinking maybe that's the reason why she acts like a little nutty.

Leah's fine.

What are you talking about? She's fine, but she's had a problem before the other

two trips. And Dorinda, she likes to play holier than thou.

She never likes to put any light on her face. I know I'm not perfect. I admit

it. Okay? I'm trying to work on certain things, and I have. But you know what?

She's bitter and angry.

Where's her bitterness and anger coming from? I don't disagree because I've seen

that face before. She's got some anger issues. We've all got some issues.

No, Luann, you and I are so normal compared to everyone here. It's scary,

It's scary.

When I think of Ramona, normal is not the first thing that comes to my mind.

listen, what's the plan? I'm going to bed.

You're going to bed?

Yeah. I'll see you in the morning. All right.

Good night.

I still want to have fun. We haven't enjoyed this trip. I'm so afraid she'll,

like, judge me.

Please, who cares?

She crossed the line asking if I'm on medication for bipolar disorder.

And also, can I get water?

Yes. Thank you. I want to say Dorinda just shouldn't even pay attention to

Ramona says. At the same time, if my friend for years said something nasty to

me, I'm going to be really pissed off. What's happening?

Nothing. Dorinda's feelings are really hurt, and I feel very bad about it.

You know what? It's been a long day. Everybody, hi. I don't think it's been a

long day. It's been a long day. No, no, no. It's been a long day. No, no, I'm

not trying to make it right. I'm trying to make this moment right. No, it's not

this moment right. You're wrong.

Did you ask her about me?

She, you know.

She's judging you on your drinking and you on your piss. Judging me on my

drinking? You went to jail for your drinking. She doesn't judge you? No. You

went to jail on your drinking. You faltered your probation and almost went

jail again.

Come on. It was like literally 15 minutes ago she said you shouldn't shame

friends and here she is shaming me.

It's hypocritical.

The point is, you don't say that to a friend and a woman. You could be out of

your mind, and you know I wouldn't say that to you, Luann.

I'm in a house locked up with Dorinda, okay? I'm going to make it nice for the

moment. I learned and cleaned up my act, and I'm in control of myself. Yeah, I

don't have any active leave. She calls me every night. I'm up every day. It's

sick. There is no drinking.

That's a false pretense, she's saying.

I can promise you. Listen, that's terrible. I didn't go to jail.

I don't mind probation. I don't break probation. That's not very nice of you.

don't you bring it up. Don't point your finger at me. Why are you getting angry

at me?

Don't get angry.

I'm bringing up what she said.

Don't kill the fucking messenger. I mean, you can't have a conversation with

this woman.

Every time you bring up something with her, confront her, she deflects. And all

of a sudden, it's your fault. You're the problem here.

I'm home every night. I don't need this bitch to tell me where I am on my

journey. She does not have a semblance on my compass.

She's out till four in the morning.

She's crazy. She's crazy. Anybody out past 12 o 'clock at night is f***ing

infinding.

Okay?

F***ing infinding.

Like my mother said.

Nothing good happens after 2 o 'clock in the morning.

Coming up.

Oh, damn. Oh,

look

at

my spray tan. I f***ed it up. Look at my neck, dude. This is crazy, Sarah.

Look.

That's awful.

I tell them not to do my neck.

Hi.

Wait, here's the head.

Hi. How you doing?

Hi, sweetie. I love you.

Do you remember what you... About what?

She was talking to me about drinking.

And you were like, you were in jail. I know. I said, well, you went to jail, so

don't be judging me.

I was the most sober

person last night, and I know for a fact I did not hear Luann say anything like

that, but...

Dorinda just can't be wrong ever.

But she's wrong.

I'm not letting this turn into something about me.

Because what it is,

what it is, it's a deflection.

No, no, no, we got to end that quick.

And talking about AA.

I mean, what are we doing? I had three wines for three. I really don't want to

talk about AA on this trip. Because I actually went, you know. But I really

don't want to talk about it. I'm not going down that path.

Toothbrush. I don't want Ramona to take my shoes home.

Wow, it's a gorgeous day outside. Really gorgeous. I'm putting my shoes here so

you don't take them by mistake. But I may take your shoes by mistake. All

You can borrow anything you want.

Ramona. Yeah.

I just went to take my pill that I always take, my water pill. Right. And I

Googled it.

This drug gives you drunken sailor -ness. Look.

It's a water pill to dehydrate you. That's it, so I didn't take it today.

I don't care what kind of medication you are on, a sleeping pill, anti -mood

depressive, anything.

If you take alcohol with it, it makes you worse. Well, now we have our

explanation, don't we? No wonder she was whacked out of her brain. What was she

thinking? The first night of the girls' trip, I'm like a crazy person after one

welcome drink.

Do not, you don't need water pills. You don't have to. Your stomach's fine. My

stomach, I'm thinner than you right now. All right, where's the garbage can?

Eureka! Of course I'm walking like a drunken sailor swaying here to there. I

couldn't figure out what was going on until Ramona and I reviewed my

prescriptions and it's the diuretic. Hello!

So last night, because you had the effects of the water pill and the Xanax

whatever else, you and I had this beautiful conversation about Leah. And

said to you, let's not bring it up. And you said, okay. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Uh

-huh. Uh -huh. So at dinner, you brought it up and Luanne continued it and it

just, it got uncomfortable.

So today I'm hoping. to, like, actually have a one -on -one with her. I'll stay

out of it. I'm not angry at her. And I'm not even mad at her. You didn't do

anything. All you did was not talk to her because you were uncomfortable until

you needed to feel out your feelings.

All right, let's go see what's for breakfast. Would you like breakfast? I'm

we ate the fruit last night.

And I don't need another water pill.

Hi.

Hey, babe.

Look at that boxing glove.

I know.

This is so good.

I saw you talking to Dorinda. I was like, I hope you didn't mention anything

her, did you? I said something.

About what you said to me? Yeah. How did that go?

I was like, you know, she was just like relaying what Ramona said to her. Like,

she wasn't attacking you. I wasn't calling her out. And she's like, this is

deflecting from the real situation, which is about Ramona.

Well, it was about Ramona until she made it about me.

If anybody's the queen of deflection, it's Dorinda. The minute alcohol gets

brought up around her, she attacks whoever it is. Yeah.

That is raising a red flag.

I know.

Halloween party, same thing.

Yeah. Listen, you can be mad at Ramona, but to the anger.

Yeah. Like it needs to get like nipped in the butt right now because. I'm going

to go and talk to her.

She's got to let, I mean, let her be a grown up.

I want Dorinda to understand that I was hurt by what she said. It's a sore

subject. So I need to like gather my thoughts and get her at the right time

the right place when she's not drinking.

What are you going to wear to ride a camel? I didn't even think about that.

need like a long -sleeved shirt because the sun and a hat.

Oh, no, the hat, of course. You're going to burn.

I mean, in the desert?

I guess on the beach. Why am I talking about the desert? Last time I was in the

desert. I have not been on a camel since our little hiccup in Marrakesh.

It's scary, but I'm going to get back on that hump. I don't want to be in the

sun.

Wow, look at this.

Oh, my gosh.

Unbelievable. Chop, chop, chop.

Hola, anybody home?

Hey, girls.

Hi, Katie. How are you?

It's a new day.

It's a new day. As if nothing ever happened. How come your hair looks so

Because she did it herself. Because my hair didn't get drunk.

How do we look now?

Good? Oh, thank you, baby. You're welcome. You want a picture now? Can I

picture of you?

Are you making omelets right now for them? Yes, that's us. Three egg whites

one yolk.

We're in Mexico. We've got to have huevos alaranteros.

Come here. I just want to talk to you for a second. It's a new day, and I take

Leah to side to say I'd like to speak with her and just clear the air with

Just let it go.

I am letting it go. It's gone. But you've got a whole other issue to deal

which is Dorinda.

You need to talk to me. I'm going to talk to Dorinda because you know what

happened after I left the beach with you?

She wanted to know what you said, and I told her basically the conversation that

we had, more or less. And then she started calling me out. You're the one

went to jail.

Making me ashamed of myself again. Like I didn't suffer enough.

And I don't think she even remembers that she did that to me last night. And,

you know, I know it's not about me. I know it's not about you. It was hurtful.

I look up anger management problems.

Anger becomes a problem when you have trouble controlling it, causing you to

or do things you regret.

Well, of course.

Dorinda has a lot of anger, and she doesn't even realize how much she's

her friends.

I've got a turkey baster. Really happy.

What does that mean?

I think what you love to do is do well, but not better than me. You're a coward.

You drunken fool. You have a mugshot of your drunkenness.

And then when she drinks, it just accelerates. So her anger plus drinking

a really mean Dorinda. How come she always gets a free pass? She always can

so efficient.

Food. Good morning. Hi. Oh, my God. This looks delicious.

Can I have egg whites?

Yes, of course. Cilantro.

Well, I'll have that separately, just bacon and sausage.

I'm going to put a bathing suit on, and then I'm ready for breakfast. I'd like

to say good morning to you.

Hi. Good morning.

When you're ready to, I would really love to have a conversation one -on

Let's do it.

All right. Want to sit outside on the couch? Sure.

I just want to clear the air with Leah because I really want to enjoy this

I want her to enjoy the trip. I don't want to harbor any anger. No matter what

say, I'm not going to change Leah. Time to move on.

I have a special place for you because I have these feelings for you. For some

reason, I have these expectations of you. Or maybe I'm holding you to a

bar. I don't know what it is. It's something. It's something. Because I

in you as a person.

I think you have a lot of potential.

But, you know, I see the side of you that I adore. I see the other side that

don't adore. But we already talked about that.

We had talked about when it comes to my party that you kind of put your 30 -year

-old self away and kind of be a little more.

Demure and when you weren't I was just a little hurt and disappointed and that

was my feeling well feelings aren't fact That's why I want to get down to like

what happened. Do you know what I mean? Like what did I do like because you must

have been pretty angry to talk about like mental health issues and bring it

I'm sorry.

I made you feel uncomfortable.

I'm sorry. I let my feelings expectations affect

I just want to go forward with you. I really do. Okay. And also, when it comes

to, like, your friends and, like, their perception of me and, like... Like, who

gives a... You know? Like I said, I let my own head get in the way. All right.

Okay, cool. So I apologize. All right. Yeah, no problem. Yeah.

All right. Come on. She knows deep down inside that she's wrong, but she'll

never admit it. And it's only going to waste my energy and my time to try to

drag it out of her. Sometimes the best thing is just to let it go.

I don't want you to worry about this stuff. It's some stupid thing in my

think I made it multiple out of a mountain, which is kind of stupid. You

you are who you are, and I am who I am. Please don't do that again.

Okay, I promise.

Okay, good.

All right, let's eat.

And let's, like, have fun. Yes, let's enjoy our day.

Coming up... I want the one that's laying down. I have a camel's toe right

and it's killing me.

You look beautiful. It's a new day, girl.

I had a good workout.

Oh, good for you.

Well, I'm trying, Ramon. It's a battle. Well, you look great. You look

beautiful. I think we all look gorgeous. We should all celebrate our beautiful

body. I don't care about last night. Let's just put it all behind us and try

just avoid a little bit and have fun today.

We just threw out my water pills that I've been taking for years and years,

we Googled it, and it says drunken sailor syndrome when you drink alcohol.

What is it, a water pill? Yeah, so I just threw them in the garbage. Call it

water pills, call it watermelon. I just want Sonya to be happy and not have any

more of these episodes.

It kind of worries me.

Oh, hey, gal. You feel good?

Thank you.

It's looking very refreshed and pretty. Thank you. Chic, c 'est la vie.

All right, so we're doing a reset today. Okay. I'm so glad to hear that. New

day. I'm so glad. That is the attitude I'm talking to. I'm thrilled.

Dorinda can try to sweep it under the rug as much as she wants, but it's still

going to be there. It's still not under the rug.

I'm going to go shower. I need to, like, get ready. You know?

Yeah, no.

It might be me.

Well, not me this time.

Okay, so wear bathing suits underneath our clothing to go camel riding, and

we go for a swim because it's going to be hot as hell on the beach. So we're

going to go for that.

Okay. We'll get long seats, and then if you want to bring an extra Pereira or

something to wear over afterwards because we're going to be at the beach.

Okay. Is it possible to ask them to make sure there's an umbrella there for us?

There's everything. We have a cabana.

Oh. We have a whole set up. Oh, I didn't know that. Oh, this is going to be

amazing. We're not just going to be sitting outside.

I'm too old for that. I'm going to go pack, guys.

Luann doesn't want to bring up anything.

Good. Today's all about being engaged in Mexico. Camel rides, beach, lunch.

It's not about what happened yesterday. I don't care.

Can I get another coffee, please?

Of course. Thank you so much. So the whole thing with Ramona blew over.

As Ramona does.

With Leah, too?

Yeah. Well, I talked to Ramona and I said, you know.

Good. Just probably didn't. Just let it go.

Good. We want to have a good time. Well, that's probably why she did it then.

She'll listen to you.

Yeah. And the girl's a nice girl. Oh.

We're all very different. That's what makes it good. So what?

Exactly.

What shoes do I wear?

I'm wearing the black sneakers. We're going on a camel. You're not going on a

yacht. Those are my sneakers.

You're wearing shorts?

No, we're pants.

I just have this microneedling thing done, and I'm very scared of any sun

because it makes you more prone to the sun.

Oh, my God, my stomach already has acid now when it's washing around.

Does that mean you're going to be passing gas?

No, it's a different thing.

I'm just excited about the dinner tonight.

It's going to be fun. Is it at the hotel next door?

No, it's called La Perea. Like, isn't it Perea? It's what you put around your

waist? Yes, I don't know. They said it was delicious. It's Mexican, which is, I

guess, different here.

It's a really nice place. We'll dress up. It's going to be festive.

All right, we're going to dress up and be festive tonight. No, I'm fine. What

Sonia doesn't realize, we're not just going to a local little outing tonight.

are celebrating Sonia Morgan's birthday.

Drinking, dancing, laughter, because she deserves it.

Oh, my God. These are very large camels. Uh -oh. Oh, my God. They really are.

Wow. This looks like Gilligan's Island over here, right?

We're back in Cartagena. I know. Remember?

Thank you.

I don't even know if I want to do this, and I planned it.

Oh, my God.

I've actually had a camel ride before, and it's not something I really felt the

need to do ever again in my life.

But since the women want to go on a camel ride, let's do this.

These actually look humongous. I'm not going to lie.

No sexual pun intended, but how big is this? Oh, my God.

I'm having flashbacks.

These are very tall.

I want the one that's laying down. I have a camel's toe right now, and it's

killing me.

Girls, welcome to Marina Maroma and Camel Safari. Are you ready for the

the camel? I want the little one, this guy. He's little, right?

I've been on a camel once. It's not your first time. It's not my first time.

Do you have to date them or something a little?

No. Oh, okay.

I'm walking the camel.

More. I'm going to walk the camel.

So just grab here, and they'll be jumped to the camel like this. Oh, Jesus. When

the camel does stand up, lean back.

What should I do with this?

Mine.

Hold on and lean back now.

Oh, look at.

Oh, Jesus.

Dorinda, you're a natural.

It's your first time, right? I've ridden a couple of bears.

I know how to ride a camel or two in my day. This camel is nothing compared to

some of the beasts that I've ridden. I mean, I've even nared a few.

Oh, my God.

You're brave, Luann.

Who can believe that Luann is a curse? Get back on up. I can't. They don't

right? No.

I'm sorry. I'm really freaking out.

You freaked me out by being freaked out.

Sonia, come on, you're next.

I'm walking with you guys.

You're kidding. I'll be, no, I'll take the photo. I'm not riding a camel today

because when I saw Luann almost get bucked off that camel in Morocco, I said

never again.

Come on, Sonia. See why that last camel looks feisty.

That's the first camel. Which one, this one?

All right, Leah, look at me. Oh, no, I'm not getting on that one.

I'm on this one. Okay, no.

Okay. He looks a little feisty, that one. You don't want the feisty one. Get

of the feisty one.

Camels and I just don't go together. I mean, I'm about to get on this camel

doesn't seem to want to know me.

Lean back, Sonia. Lean back. Hold on. Hold on. Lean back. Lean back. Okay, I

want to get off now. Please.

No,

don't bring that one.

Don't worry. So what, my friend, they're holding all the time. Okay, take me

down. I'm sweating and I'm nervous I'm going to fall. Please take me down.

No, stop.

The camel senses the energy, Sonia.

And Luannis don't come. I'm so impressed.

Well, this isn't so bad. Being back on the hump feels good. Feels really good,

if you know what I mean.

Okay.

Stop.

Like, I'm getting the f*** off this camel. Put him down. He just f***ed me.

could have fallen off.

Down. We can unhook that baggage now. Tell me when it's safe to get off.

Is it safe? I'm happy.

I like it. I'm jumping off the camel.

No, no, no. Don't get off now, sweetie. I'm jumping off the camel.

Uh -oh.

Oh, my God.

I'm cool.

I'm like, I'm not f***ing around. Get me off that wild animal.

I'm cool. I'm good.

That's insane.

She doesn't like it. We lost a couple people.

And then there was two.

I thought the riding camel thing was like something you do in Dubai, not

Never again.

Oh, my God. It's nice up here. There's a breeze.

Oh, it's beautiful.

They're missing out. It's gorgeous, right? This isn't like a movie where I'm

going to jump on my camel.

I'm, like, all about getting out of situations without having to wait for

someone to help me. You know what I mean? That is me. Like, I'm ready to go.

feel proud.

I feel camel proud.

Dorinda and Luanne are being very camel snobby, like, oh, it's you, it's your

energy. They don't understand.

They got the two good camels. The ends are the feisty ones. The ends are the

ones you don't want to be on.

Okay, dude, just let me know when you're going to go down. Go on and lean back.

She gets back on the hump and lives to tell the story.

Ha -ha.

Boom. Ginger and strawberry.

Thank you. I don't want to go near the camel. I know.

We did it.

Let's go to our cabana and have some iced tea.

Yeah, let's go to the cabana.

Yeah. I just thought about John.

You thought about John?

I thought about it like one in the morning when John.

What's this?

This is a lunchbox for you? Oh, my God.

Once again, welcome to El Dorado Maloma by Charisma. Beautiful.

Look how beautiful.

Hello. Hi, Jose.

How are you?

Isn't this pretty?

This is a nice oasis, isn't it?

It's so nice and cool.

I've got to take off my pants. I'm dying.

The camels are behind me. Look at this gorgeous table, flowers, and the view.

This is what I'm here for.

Lou, you look like a Bond girl.

Yeah, you do.

James Bond. Watch out. They'll put you in the next movie. They will never see

you. Abare the movie, forget about it. Yeah. She'll be on the road forever.

Okay, ladies.

This is hummus.

This is the most popular guacamole. Oh, yeah. This is a little very spicy.

That's got a little spice on it for her.

Is this the really spicy?

That varies, but be careful.

Oh, wow.

Wow.

Oh, my God. Look at this.

This is beautiful.

Message in a bottle.

Message in a bottle?

This is a VJ message in a bottle. You laugh at all my jokes.

You make me laugh. You're funny.

Come here, girl. I want to talk to you about something.

Get it over with.

We'll be right back.

I feel like the camel ride was a good bonding experience for Dorinda and I,

I feel like this is the moment where I can talk to her. I'm nervous, but I need

to do it, and I hope she's going to be open to it. So about last night.

done. I hope it's done because I'm so tired of that story. Then you come back

me and start talking about drinking and stuff. It's like you're not deflecting.

No, but what happened? I want you to understand what happened last night

I don't know if you remember exactly what happened. Stop that first of all. I

have three wine spritzers. Yes, I remember everything that happened. I'm

talking about your drinking. I'm just telling you something. I remember

everything and you came back and you started to talk about your drinking. I

don't want to talk about that. No, I brought up the fact that she was upset

still from the Halloween night.

Okay. Where you went after her, okay? But, Luann, you did make a comment. You

said, well, you know, in the past you have actually gotten drunk. You swear to

God you did. Yes, you did. That never happened. Now she's making...

To make herself feel better and putting the blame on me. This is Dorinda's M .O.

now. I didn't address your drinking.

She addressed your drinking. I know, but I don't need you to be the messenger.

Of course not. You were standing there, and I said I was going to go and talk to

her. And then you asked me what happened. And I literally told you the

And then you attacked me. And then you made a comment. No.

About what you did. So that's your truth. So now my truth is, okay, thank

for telling me that.

But what you said was. No, but what you said was very hurtful, Dorinda.

Well, what you said was very hurtful.

Do you realize what you said? Yeah, I did. I did say, don't talk about my

drinking. You went to jail for drinking. Is that not true? And then you went to

jail again. Is that not true? Why do you have to bring that up? You said it

could have happened to anybody. It would have happened to me. Absolutely. So why

do you keep bringing it up, throwing it in my face and making me feel bad about

myself? Don't bring up my drinking.

I won't bring up your drinking.

Done. Don't. That's like a path.

That's like a path. I support you in all ways and every way. And I support you,

but I just wanted you to know, you know, how I felt because I was like, oh my

God, because I don't want to keep thinking about that. I suffer enough.

Here I am trying to reel in my friend. Come on, Dorinda, just give me a little

something, just a little. And she will not budge. And it's very frustrating.

It's very hard to have a relationship with somebody like that.

Oh, look at her.

She's a mermaid now. She's been dying to get in the water. She's a mermaid.

You want to skedaddle? Let's go skedaddle. Let's go do some adventures.

Luann wants to go see the guy playing volleyball.

All right, let's go to the volleyball game. I'll check it out. Come on, let's

go. Let's go.

Check it out.

You want a Grecian goddess with Athena?

I mean, hello.

You need somebody on this team.

I'm good.

I'm good. Oh, there we go.

Fantastic. Are you still there?

No, I'm a bison. Come on.

No, I'm going to...

I love volleyball. I'm pretty good.

Are you

okay? Did you get that?

Coming up.

Let me

try underwear tonight.

Oh, this is so good.

Oh, my God. So good. Oh,

my God. Look how good that is.

All right, you guys, we got to go because the restaurant's waiting.

I'm so excited for this dinner because Sonia tends to always fade in the

background. Oh, don't worry. It can be about Ramona all the time. Tonight, she

is recognized, and we see you, and we love you.

Okay, this is where we came all the way. Okay. I think it looks fun.

It does look fun.

We should be in jeans, for God's sake.

Sonia, this is your night.

Okay, okay.

This blows me away. Just to be with my girl

means so much more to me than a big party.

I'm really blown away because this comes from the heart and I'm feeling it.

served tequila in really strange places, but never off a man's head.

This is amazing, seeing Luann with this guy.

She's going to scoop him up like King Kong and take him home.

This man is the same height as

her pussy.

It's a special night for a special girl. We're all so proud of you.

And we love you. Happy birthday.

2020 is your year of good decisions, happiness, and freedom.

It's so nice that Dorinda went out of her way to plan this for me. I don't

50 girlfriends.

Maybe Ramona could take some notes for next year.

Do you want lobster, shrimp, or filet mignon? All three.

All three? No, no. Wait, where's the restroom?

Around the corner to the right. Do you have a bigger napkin? I need a big

napkin.

Here's your napkin, darling. Here. Can I get a tequila margarita light?

I'm getting bloody married with this. You don't like this, right?

No. Oh, wow.

That looks amazing.

This is the spicy one. I want our drinkies.

Tell me if you like it. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Holy moly. Wow, that's a gift.

Wait, wait.

Don't touch them. Oh, my God. This is amazing.

Don't touch the drinks.

Don't touch those drinks.

It's your birthday.

I think he's a professional.

If ever I do a cabaret show in Mexico, he's got to be in my show.

I don't think I've ever had a margarita off of a man's head before.

Are you sure about that?

Head never looks so good.

Wow, this is a hefty margarita.

These women have been all over the world, but this restaurant holds so much

Sonia is smiling from ear to ear. This is what life is about.

There's two very tall, dark, handsome men at the bar. One guy is giving me

Escobar vibes.

Criminals have dicks just like anybody else. Don't assume they're criminals.

I'm not assuming that they're criminals.

Let's just scope them out a minute longer. Is that any more risky than what

Ramona does online? I'm not online. I told you that. You're off that. Even if

you were, there's nothing for you to say. I tried it. I tried it a year ago.

didn't work. I don't think it should be so complicated.

Well, that's my point.

You know what? You spell it, you like it, you go for it. Like a dog.

That's it. Body contact.

That's why no one lasts past three days with me.

Oh, my God. We are related, Mimi. I'm the same way.

We can't be our equals, but you know what?

We're just too different and unique, and it's just hard for us to find our

matches. That's what I tell myself, anyway.

No, I think we all have emotional insecurities. When I was getting

my husband, I waked up so depressed.

How did you forgive him?

I realized the worst thing in life is to harbor any ill will to someone.

Hate is a terrible thing.

I thought of my daughter. Because you love her more than you love yourself or

that you care about your ego. I get it. And you knew that it's the best thing

for her. Oh, my God.

Yeah, I know. But it's still hard.

A lot of women who got cheated on by their husbands would probably, and

so, never want to look at the guy again.

But I really respect that Ramona, for the betterment of her family, is able to

forgive Mario. I think it's really cool.

There's a group of guys who are on their bachelor party. Well, once they see

these boobs, it'll make them have their party.

Everybody thought that the guy with the five drinks on his head was the

highlight of the evening, but you just wait.

You've got to help me with this. All right. It smells weird in here. I know.

There's something so powerful about being a mother that it's like I can't

even. I've always have been a caregiver. I'm a caregiver with my friends. I was

a caregiver. I was an elder for four people. I was telling you that earlier.

When you get to her house. And I was like the second mom. So I didn't want to

have a child so quickly. I was pretty sure I didn't want an actual child.

I took care of my siblings.

Yeah. She and I were very similar that way. Oh, there's a girl in the house.

Look at this. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. And if you don't, you should.

She's my friend, Sonia Rita.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday

to you.

but he has the aura of someone that is six foot seven.

You okay?

Are you okay?

Yeah, I was thinking about maybe drinking tap water to give myself

I give myself a colonic. We're going to have food now, please. Don't drink the

tap water.

We don't want to have to deal with you tomorrow.

I have diapers.

Don't drink the tap water. Honestly, this is a great time. Happy birthday.

Our mom doesn't wear diapers. Her pussy is tight.

Can we not talk about body parts?

You have nothing there. No camel toe, nothing. I have the chubbiest pussy

Oh, Sonia.

If you and I want to get along, please do not talk to me about body parts and

all this other stuff. Oh, my God, Ramona. You know about them. If me and

want to get along, please only talk about mine.

We call it a vajayjay.

I just feel uncomfortable with that. Can we call it your nookie?

Ramona! I don't know, something.

No, I'm not. I don't like the word nookie. Your nookie? This is Leah I

really enjoy, but this is a situation that I can ignore. I can walk away, and

it'll diffuse.

Ramona! Your petunia? Your petunia. At my birthday party with like 60, 70

wasn't something I could ignore. That's the difference.

some delicate virgin flower here. When Ramona wants to talk about sex, she

about sex.

Did you ever try to pull? When is the last? I've done it every year. Okay,

okay. It's like a guy who gets so excited he ejaculates before he even

Exactly. Well, I gave you a dildo for that.

I used the hand. I'm not into the dildo. But if I talk about anything related to

sex, I get treated like I'm a serial killer.

What was she so sensitive about? Ramona said, I'm a prude. I don't like to hear

about vaginas or sex.

Well, we do talk about sex. That's both.

Listen. Again, I'm being held to a different standard than everybody else.

not going to be like Ramona, but I also think Leah's poking the bear. We're all

about the drinks on the head and the big tit tonight.

Let's stop at the weight. Are you petting your purse?

Petting your pussy.

Get in the hot seat.

I think Leah looks at me

for approval, and then also she wants to just, like, test her boundaries. So, of

course, if I come back and give her a kiss.

I'm completely disarming her. Ramona, you didn't eat any of your... I'm full,

and she said it was good.

It's delicious.

Just taste the sauce. You guys are just so funny. I can't stop laughing.

Idiots.

It's a little spicy.

And now what? It's very spicy.

Yeah, I don't like spicy. Which is what I love about it. I like spicy dick.

I'm sorry.

She can't help herself.

God help me.

Next time... on the Real Housewives of New York City.

Oh, here it comes. They might be a couple, I don't know. Those are not gay

shorts. Is this a mirage?

Just never know when you're going to find a gem on the beach. She has to run.

My stomach is like a balloon.

Oh, I can smell it.

Our room smells like this all the time, so I didn't notice the difference.

Oh, my God, this is your kind of place.

Oh, wow.

Oh, she loves this. I love this.

He's 39.

She's 37.

Thank God.

Oh, my God. Look at Dorinda go.

Look at her go.

What are we going to do with Dorinda? We're not ganging up on her. You are

concerned because this happens on a weekly basis. No, daily.

Thank you so much for the advice. We want to help you.

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