All language subtitles for The.Real.Housewives.of.New.York.City.S12E17

Previously on The Real Housewives of New
York City.

Happy birthday, Ramona. Thank you.

Thank you.

All right, stop.

Sugar.

You're being psychotic. I'm done.

What happened with Leah last night?

I don't even want to discuss Leah.
Something really upsets me. I shut it

because I just don't know how to deal
with it. Ramona is threatened by you. I

will never invite her to any group
events.

I found out she's bipolar and she's on
medication.

You cannot mix alcohol with meds. It
makes you act not responsible.

Don't you need some help? She's becoming
a liability.

I worry about her. Mexico, that's going
to be something.

Welcome to be like us. Thank you.

I'm really disappointed that you would
talk about my depression. You hurt me.

You don't understand.

How? I'm not going to explain it to you.
No one saw my vagina that night. She

needs to stop talking about my vagina.

I'm not talking about vaginas. It's
disgusting.

You can't do this in front of people you
don't know who are married.

She didn't do that.

That's all she did do. She didn't do it.

I'm protecting you. Did you do that?

This is crazy.

Do what? Lift up my skirt so everyone
can see my bodysuit underneath like

Yeah!

Like, did I do that?

To act like I purposely was trying to
lift my dress to show my vagina to her

friends is disgusting.

Ramona needs to keep my vagina out of
her mouth.

Sonia really doesn't know what she's
talking about right now. No, and I don't

know what the hell is she talking about.

I have no idea what's up.

It's disgusting.

Okay, I got Sonia fully to bed.

She should have come to dinner.

All right, I don't know what just
happened.

I'm going to go see where Ramona is.
Yeah, where is Ramona? Just stay. You

me to get her? I'll get her.

Okay, Mama D.

Just don't.

You okay?

Yeah, you okay? I heard you screaming.
No, because Sonia is a mess.

I don't like when she comes to dinner a
mess.

Put her in a bag. But you've been a mess
too like that before. No, I have not.

You've been a mess like that. And I've
helped you in it. And I've never called

you out in it. I'm trying to have a
discussion here. Any opportunity to

schadenfreude me, she will.

You've been a mess.

Absolutely. I'm a mess. I drink water. I
can't be around you girls anymore.

It's like it's crazy.

You guys are crazy.

Drink some water.

Drink water.

I have to say with Dorinda, if you say
something she doesn't like, she tries to

deflect. So Dorinda's just foolish.

You're being terrible. I can't deal with
someone who's losing his buzzer. You're

being terrible. Get your shit together.

You're the one with the drinking
problem. You and Sonia. You should both

AA. I came down to talk to you nicely.
So sad. And that's what you do.

You should be ashamed of yourself. I
came down to talk to you as a friend who

loves you.

And that's what you say.

Where is she?

I went down to talk to her. She's like,
you're drunk.

You're this. I said, I think you're
drunk. I'm not drunk at all. She said,

AA.

Do you?

Yeah.

There's a difference between telling
someone, like, hey, I'm concerned about

you, and then saying you need to go to
AA, which is obviously just a totally

patronizing, nasty thing to say to
somebody.

I mean, that's a low blow for someone
that's a friend. That's now come up with

the Halloween party. She said you're
drunk.

Are you drunk yet?

No. I haven't even had a drink. I think
you're whacked. You've been here since 7

.30. You're whacked out of your mind.

You sound ridiculous.

You don't say that to a friend and a
woman. You could be out of your mind,

you know I wouldn't say that to you,
Luann. I've already been to AAJ.

No, but the point is, you know me for 20
years. Do I appear drunk?

No.

I'm not touching that one with a 10
-foot pole. Not tonight.

Not tonight.

Ramona should know by now, if you're
going to play with fire, you're going to

get burned.

I've been a good friend to her. She's on
the beach. I still don't understand

what I did.

Can I get another drink?

Ramona?

You know what, Lou? I'm drinking water
because of some of the girls in our

group. Because I don't want to end up
like some of these other girls that we

around, not mentioning names. I feel
like you and I are the only ones that

always straight.

Well, listen, Dorinda, you know how she
gets if you talk about drinking.

She said you told her to go to AA.

Well, then she got me pissed off.
Actually, I think she should go to AA.

drinks way too much. I don't know if
Dorinda needs to go to AA or not, but

stop name -calling and saying Sonia has
a problem when obviously you have a bit

of a problem yourself.

She has her moments, but come on,
Ramona. You're out every f***ing night.

are you talking about? I don't drink. I
drink water when I go out and I'm home

by 12. I don't know. I'm not
babysitting. You've got... I can't keep

you. She does her martinis. That's why
she has to go to bed all the time. I

can't believe she attacked me like that.

It's f***ed up.

I have to say that she made it really
hurt my feelings.

Don't.

Don't. Don't let her. Don't let her hurt
your feelings.

It's not worth it.

We just got here. Let's not attack her
for drinking. You know, they're serving

tequila up there and whatever. Well,
yeah, and she shouldn't be drinking it.

Okay, I'm sorry. She has a drinking
problem. I can't drink tequila either.

I'm sorry. She doesn't want to admit it.
She has it, okay? She does.

I'm sorry. And Sonia, a problem too. And
Leah, a problem too. And you know what?

I don't even want to drink anymore.

And then you talked about how she's on
medication.

Well, I'm thinking maybe that's the
reason why she acts like a little nutty.

Leah's fine.

What are you talking about? She's fine,
but she's had a problem before the other

two trips. And Dorinda, she likes to
play holier than thou.

She never likes to put any light on her
face. I know I'm not perfect. I admit

it. Okay? I'm trying to work on certain
things, and I have. But you know what?

She's bitter and angry.

Where's her bitterness and anger coming
from? I don't disagree because I've seen

that face before. She's got some anger
issues. We've all got some issues.

No, Luann, you and I are so normal
compared to everyone here. It's scary,

It's scary.

When I think of Ramona, normal is not
the first thing that comes to my mind.

listen, what's the plan? I'm going to
bed.

You're going to bed?

Yeah. I'll see you in the morning. All
right.

Good night.

I still want to have fun. We haven't
enjoyed this trip. I'm so afraid she'll,

like, judge me.

Please, who cares?

She crossed the line asking if I'm on
medication for bipolar disorder.

And also, can I get water?

Yes. Thank you. I want to say Dorinda
just shouldn't even pay attention to

Ramona says. At the same time, if my
friend for years said something nasty to

me, I'm going to be really pissed off.
What's happening?

Nothing. Dorinda's feelings are really
hurt, and I feel very bad about it.

You know what? It's been a long day.
Everybody, hi. I don't think it's been a

long day. It's been a long day. No, no,
no. It's been a long day. No, no, I'm

not trying to make it right. I'm trying
to make this moment right. No, it's not

this moment right. You're wrong.

Did you ask her about me?

She, you know.

She's judging you on your drinking and
you on your piss. Judging me on my

drinking? You went to jail for your
drinking. She doesn't judge you? No. You

went to jail on your drinking. You
faltered your probation and almost went

jail again.

Come on. It was like literally 15
minutes ago she said you shouldn't shame

friends and here she is shaming me.

It's hypocritical.

The point is, you don't say that to a
friend and a woman. You could be out of

your mind, and you know I wouldn't say
that to you, Luann.

I'm in a house locked up with Dorinda,
okay? I'm going to make it nice for the

moment. I learned and cleaned up my act,
and I'm in control of myself. Yeah, I

don't have any active leave. She calls
me every night. I'm up every day. It's

sick. There is no drinking.

That's a false pretense, she's saying.

I can promise you. Listen, that's
terrible. I didn't go to jail.

I don't mind probation. I don't break
probation. That's not very nice of you.

don't you bring it up. Don't point your
finger at me. Why are you getting angry

at me?

Don't get angry.

I'm bringing up what she said.

Don't kill the fucking messenger. I
mean, you can't have a conversation with

this woman.

Every time you bring up something with
her, confront her, she deflects. And all

of a sudden, it's your fault. You're the
problem here.

I'm home every night. I don't need this
bitch to tell me where I am on my

journey. She does not have a semblance
on my compass.

She's out till four in the morning.

She's crazy. She's crazy. Anybody out
past 12 o 'clock at night is f***ing

infinding.

Okay?

F***ing infinding.

Like my mother said.

Nothing good happens after 2 o 'clock in
the morning.

Coming up.

Oh, damn. Oh,

look

at

my spray tan. I f***ed it up. Look at my
neck, dude. This is crazy, Sarah.

Look.

That's awful.

I tell them not to do my neck.

Hi.

Wait, here's the head.

Hi. How you doing?

Hi, sweetie. I love you.

Do you remember what you... About what?

She was talking to me about drinking.

And you were like, you were in jail. I
know. I said, well, you went to jail, so

don't be judging me.

I was the most sober

person last night, and I know for a fact
I did not hear Luann say anything like

that, but...

Dorinda just can't be wrong ever.

But she's wrong.

I'm not letting this turn into something
about me.

Because what it is,

what it is, it's a deflection.

No, no, no, we got to end that quick.

And talking about AA.

I mean, what are we doing? I had three
wines for three. I really don't want to

talk about AA on this trip. Because I
actually went, you know. But I really

don't want to talk about it. I'm not
going down that path.

Toothbrush. I don't want Ramona to take
my shoes home.

Wow, it's a gorgeous day outside. Really
gorgeous. I'm putting my shoes here so

you don't take them by mistake. But I
may take your shoes by mistake. All

You can borrow anything you want.

Ramona. Yeah.

I just went to take my pill that I
always take, my water pill. Right. And I

Googled it.

This drug gives you drunken sailor
-ness. Look.

It's a water pill to dehydrate you.
That's it, so I didn't take it today.

I don't care what kind of medication you
are on, a sleeping pill, anti -mood

depressive, anything.

If you take alcohol with it, it makes
you worse. Well, now we have our

explanation, don't we? No wonder she was
whacked out of her brain. What was she

thinking? The first night of the girls'
trip, I'm like a crazy person after one

welcome drink.

Do not, you don't need water pills. You
don't have to. Your stomach's fine. My

stomach, I'm thinner than you right now.
All right, where's the garbage can?

Eureka! Of course I'm walking like a
drunken sailor swaying here to there. I

couldn't figure out what was going on
until Ramona and I reviewed my

prescriptions and it's the diuretic.
Hello!

So last night, because you had the
effects of the water pill and the Xanax

whatever else, you and I had this
beautiful conversation about Leah. And

said to you, let's not bring it up. And
you said, okay. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Uh

-huh. Uh -huh. So at dinner, you brought
it up and Luanne continued it and it

just, it got uncomfortable.

So today I'm hoping. to, like, actually
have a one -on -one with her. I'll stay

out of it. I'm not angry at her. And I'm
not even mad at her. You didn't do

anything. All you did was not talk to
her because you were uncomfortable until

you needed to feel out your feelings.

All right, let's go see what's for
breakfast. Would you like breakfast? I'm

we ate the fruit last night.

And I don't need another water pill.

Hi.

Hey, babe.

Look at that boxing glove.

I know.

This is so good.

I saw you talking to Dorinda. I was
like, I hope you didn't mention anything

her, did you? I said something.

About what you said to me? Yeah. How did
that go?

I was like, you know, she was just like
relaying what Ramona said to her. Like,

she wasn't attacking you. I wasn't
calling her out. And she's like, this is

deflecting from the real situation,
which is about Ramona.

Well, it was about Ramona until she made
it about me.

If anybody's the queen of deflection,
it's Dorinda. The minute alcohol gets

brought up around her, she attacks
whoever it is. Yeah.

That is raising a red flag.

I know.

Halloween party, same thing.

Yeah. Listen, you can be mad at Ramona,
but to the anger.

Yeah. Like it needs to get like nipped
in the butt right now because. I'm going

to go and talk to her.

She's got to let, I mean, let her be a
grown up.

I want Dorinda to understand that I was
hurt by what she said. It's a sore

subject. So I need to like gather my
thoughts and get her at the right time

the right place when she's not drinking.

What are you going to wear to ride a
camel? I didn't even think about that.

need like a long -sleeved shirt because
the sun and a hat.

Oh, no, the hat, of course. You're going
to burn.

I mean, in the desert?

I guess on the beach. Why am I talking
about the desert? Last time I was in the

desert. I have not been on a camel since
our little hiccup in Marrakesh.

It's scary, but I'm going to get back on
that hump. I don't want to be in the

sun.

Wow, look at this.

Oh, my gosh.

Unbelievable. Chop, chop, chop.

Hola, anybody home?

Hey, girls.

Hi, Katie. How are you?

It's a new day.

It's a new day. As if nothing ever
happened. How come your hair looks so

Because she did it herself. Because my
hair didn't get drunk.

How do we look now?

Good? Oh, thank you, baby. You're
welcome. You want a picture now? Can I

picture of you?

Are you making omelets right now for
them? Yes, that's us. Three egg whites

one yolk.

We're in Mexico. We've got to have
huevos alaranteros.

Come here. I just want to talk to you
for a second. It's a new day, and I take

Leah to side to say I'd like to speak
with her and just clear the air with

Just let it go.

I am letting it go. It's gone. But
you've got a whole other issue to deal

which is Dorinda.

You need to talk to me. I'm going to
talk to Dorinda because you know what

happened after I left the beach with
you?

She wanted to know what you said, and I
told her basically the conversation that

we had, more or less. And then she
started calling me out. You're the one

went to jail.

Making me ashamed of myself again. Like
I didn't suffer enough.

And I don't think she even remembers
that she did that to me last night. And,

you know, I know it's not about me. I
know it's not about you. It was hurtful.

I look up anger management problems.

Anger becomes a problem when you have
trouble controlling it, causing you to

or do things you regret.

Well, of course.

Dorinda has a lot of anger, and she
doesn't even realize how much she's

her friends.

I've got a turkey baster. Really happy.

What does that mean?

I think what you love to do is do well,
but not better than me. You're a coward.

You drunken fool. You have a mugshot of
your drunkenness.

And then when she drinks, it just
accelerates. So her anger plus drinking

a really mean Dorinda. How come she
always gets a free pass? She always can

so efficient.

Food. Good morning. Hi. Oh, my God. This
looks delicious.

Can I have egg whites?

Yes, of course. Cilantro.

Well, I'll have that separately, just
bacon and sausage.

I'm going to put a bathing suit on, and
then I'm ready for breakfast. I'd like

to say good morning to you.

Hi. Good morning.

When you're ready to, I would really
love to have a conversation one -on

Let's do it.

All right. Want to sit outside on the
couch? Sure.

I just want to clear the air with Leah
because I really want to enjoy this

I want her to enjoy the trip. I don't
want to harbor any anger. No matter what

say, I'm not going to change Leah. Time
to move on.

I have a special place for you because I
have these feelings for you. For some

reason, I have these expectations of
you. Or maybe I'm holding you to a

bar. I don't know what it is. It's
something. It's something. Because I

in you as a person.

I think you have a lot of potential.

But, you know, I see the side of you
that I adore. I see the other side that

don't adore. But we already talked about
that.

We had talked about when it comes to my
party that you kind of put your 30 -year

-old self away and kind of be a little
more.

Demure and when you weren't I was just a
little hurt and disappointed and that

was my feeling well feelings aren't fact
That's why I want to get down to like

what happened. Do you know what I mean?
Like what did I do like because you must

have been pretty angry to talk about
like mental health issues and bring it

I'm sorry.

I made you feel uncomfortable.

I'm sorry. I let my feelings
expectations affect

I just want to go forward with you. I
really do. Okay. And also, when it comes

to, like, your friends and, like, their
perception of me and, like... Like, who

gives a... You know? Like I said, I let
my own head get in the way. All right.

Okay, cool. So I apologize. All right.
Yeah, no problem. Yeah.

All right. Come on. She knows deep down
inside that she's wrong, but she'll

never admit it. And it's only going to
waste my energy and my time to try to

drag it out of her. Sometimes the best
thing is just to let it go.

I don't want you to worry about this
stuff. It's some stupid thing in my

think I made it multiple out of a
mountain, which is kind of stupid. You

you are who you are, and I am who I am.
Please don't do that again.

Okay, I promise.

Okay, good.

All right, let's eat.

And let's, like, have fun. Yes, let's
enjoy our day.

Coming up... I want the one that's
laying down. I have a camel's toe right

and it's killing me.

You look beautiful. It's a new day,
girl.

I had a good workout.

Oh, good for you.

Well, I'm trying, Ramon. It's a battle.
Well, you look great. You look

beautiful. I think we all look gorgeous.
We should all celebrate our beautiful

body. I don't care about last night.
Let's just put it all behind us and try

just avoid a little bit and have fun
today.

We just threw out my water pills that
I've been taking for years and years,

we Googled it, and it says drunken
sailor syndrome when you drink alcohol.

What is it, a water pill? Yeah, so I
just threw them in the garbage. Call it

water pills, call it watermelon. I just
want Sonya to be happy and not have any

more of these episodes.

It kind of worries me.

Oh, hey, gal. You feel good?

Thank you.

It's looking very refreshed and pretty.
Thank you. Chic, c 'est la vie.

All right, so we're doing a reset today.
Okay. I'm so glad to hear that. New

day. I'm so glad. That is the attitude
I'm talking to. I'm thrilled.

Dorinda can try to sweep it under the
rug as much as she wants, but it's still

going to be there. It's still not under
the rug.

I'm going to go shower. I need to, like,
get ready. You know?

Yeah, no.

It might be me.

Well, not me this time.

Okay, so wear bathing suits underneath
our clothing to go camel riding, and

we go for a swim because it's going to
be hot as hell on the beach. So we're

going to go for that.

Okay. We'll get long seats, and then if
you want to bring an extra Pereira or

something to wear over afterwards
because we're going to be at the beach.

Okay. Is it possible to ask them to make
sure there's an umbrella there for us?

There's everything. We have a cabana.

Oh. We have a whole set up. Oh, I didn't
know that. Oh, this is going to be

amazing. We're not just going to be
sitting outside.

I'm too old for that. I'm going to go
pack, guys.

Luann doesn't want to bring up anything.

Good. Today's all about being engaged in
Mexico. Camel rides, beach, lunch.

It's not about what happened yesterday.
I don't care.

Can I get another coffee, please?

Of course. Thank you so much. So the
whole thing with Ramona blew over.

As Ramona does.

With Leah, too?

Yeah. Well, I talked to Ramona and I
said, you know.

Good. Just probably didn't. Just let it
go.

Good. We want to have a good time. Well,
that's probably why she did it then.

She'll listen to you.

Yeah. And the girl's a nice girl. Oh.

We're all very different. That's what
makes it good. So what?

Exactly.

What shoes do I wear?

I'm wearing the black sneakers. We're
going on a camel. You're not going on a

yacht. Those are my sneakers.

You're wearing shorts?

No, we're pants.

I just have this microneedling thing
done, and I'm very scared of any sun

because it makes you more prone to the
sun.

Oh, my God, my stomach already has acid
now when it's washing around.

Does that mean you're going to be
passing gas?

No, it's a different thing.

I'm just excited about the dinner
tonight.

It's going to be fun. Is it at the hotel
next door?

No, it's called La Perea. Like, isn't it
Perea? It's what you put around your

waist? Yes, I don't know. They said it
was delicious. It's Mexican, which is, I

guess, different here.

It's a really nice place. We'll dress
up. It's going to be festive.

All right, we're going to dress up and
be festive tonight. No, I'm fine. What

Sonia doesn't realize, we're not just
going to a local little outing tonight.

are celebrating Sonia Morgan's birthday.

Drinking, dancing, laughter, because she
deserves it.

Oh, my God. These are very large camels.
Uh -oh. Oh, my God. They really are.

Wow. This looks like Gilligan's Island
over here, right?

We're back in Cartagena. I know.
Remember?

Thank you.

I don't even know if I want to do this,
and I planned it.

Oh, my God.

I've actually had a camel ride before,
and it's not something I really felt the

need to do ever again in my life.

But since the women want to go on a
camel ride, let's do this.

These actually look humongous. I'm not
going to lie.

No sexual pun intended, but how big is
this? Oh, my God.

I'm having flashbacks.

These are very tall.

I want the one that's laying down. I
have a camel's toe right now, and it's

killing me.

Girls, welcome to Marina Maroma and
Camel Safari. Are you ready for the

the camel? I want the little one, this
guy. He's little, right?

I've been on a camel once. It's not your
first time. It's not my first time.

Do you have to date them or something a
little?

No. Oh, okay.

I'm walking the camel.

More. I'm going to walk the camel.

So just grab here, and they'll be jumped
to the camel like this. Oh, Jesus. When

the camel does stand up, lean back.

What should I do with this?

Mine.

Hold on and lean back now.

Oh, look at.

Oh, Jesus.

Dorinda, you're a natural.

It's your first time, right? I've ridden
a couple of bears.

I know how to ride a camel or two in my
day. This camel is nothing compared to

some of the beasts that I've ridden. I
mean, I've even nared a few.

Oh, my God.

You're brave, Luann.

Who can believe that Luann is a curse?
Get back on up. I can't. They don't

right? No.

I'm sorry. I'm really freaking out.

You freaked me out by being freaked out.

Sonia, come on, you're next.

I'm walking with you guys.

You're kidding. I'll be, no, I'll take
the photo. I'm not riding a camel today

because when I saw Luann almost get
bucked off that camel in Morocco, I said

never again.

Come on, Sonia. See why that last camel
looks feisty.

That's the first camel. Which one, this
one?

All right, Leah, look at me. Oh, no, I'm
not getting on that one.

I'm on this one. Okay, no.

Okay. He looks a little feisty, that
one. You don't want the feisty one. Get

of the feisty one.

Camels and I just don't go together. I
mean, I'm about to get on this camel

doesn't seem to want to know me.

Lean back, Sonia. Lean back. Hold on.
Hold on. Lean back. Lean back. Okay, I

want to get off now. Please.

No,

don't bring that one.

Don't worry. So what, my friend, they're
holding all the time. Okay, take me

down. I'm sweating and I'm nervous I'm
going to fall. Please take me down.

No, stop.

The camel senses the energy, Sonia.

And Luannis don't come. I'm so
impressed.

Well, this isn't so bad. Being back on
the hump feels good. Feels really good,

if you know what I mean.

Okay.

Stop.

Like, I'm getting the f*** off this
camel. Put him down. He just f***ed me.

could have fallen off.

Down. We can unhook that baggage now.
Tell me when it's safe to get off.

Is it safe? I'm happy.

I like it. I'm jumping off the camel.

No, no, no. Don't get off now, sweetie.
I'm jumping off the camel.

Uh -oh.

Oh, my God.

I'm cool.

I'm like, I'm not f***ing around. Get me
off that wild animal.

I'm cool. I'm good.

That's insane.

She doesn't like it. We lost a couple
people.

And then there was two.

I thought the riding camel thing was
like something you do in Dubai, not

Never again.

Oh, my God. It's nice up here. There's a
breeze.

Oh, it's beautiful.

They're missing out. It's gorgeous,
right? This isn't like a movie where I'm

going to jump on my camel.

I'm, like, all about getting out of
situations without having to wait for

someone to help me. You know what I
mean? That is me. Like, I'm ready to go.

feel proud.

I feel camel proud.

Dorinda and Luanne are being very camel
snobby, like, oh, it's you, it's your

energy. They don't understand.

They got the two good camels. The ends
are the feisty ones. The ends are the

ones you don't want to be on.

Okay, dude, just let me know when you're
going to go down. Go on and lean back.

She gets back on the hump and lives to
tell the story.

Ha -ha.

Boom. Ginger and strawberry.

Thank you. I don't want to go near the
camel. I know.

We did it.

Let's go to our cabana and have some
iced tea.

Yeah, let's go to the cabana.

Yeah. I just thought about John.

You thought about John?

I thought about it like one in the
morning when John.

What's this?

This is a lunchbox for you? Oh, my God.

Once again, welcome to El Dorado Maloma
by Charisma. Beautiful.

Look how beautiful.

Hello. Hi, Jose.

How are you?

Isn't this pretty?

This is a nice oasis, isn't it?

It's so nice and cool.

I've got to take off my pants. I'm
dying.

The camels are behind me. Look at this
gorgeous table, flowers, and the view.

This is what I'm here for.

Lou, you look like a Bond girl.

Yeah, you do.

James Bond. Watch out. They'll put you
in the next movie. They will never see

you. Abare the movie, forget about it.
Yeah. She'll be on the road forever.

Okay, ladies.

This is hummus.

This is the most popular guacamole. Oh,
yeah. This is a little very spicy.

That's got a little spice on it for her.

Is this the really spicy?

That varies, but be careful.

Oh, wow.

Wow.

Oh, my God. Look at this.

This is beautiful.

Message in a bottle.

Message in a bottle?

This is a VJ message in a bottle. You
laugh at all my jokes.

You make me laugh. You're funny.

Come here, girl. I want to talk to you
about something.

Get it over with.

We'll be right back.

I feel like the camel ride was a good
bonding experience for Dorinda and I,

I feel like this is the moment where I
can talk to her. I'm nervous, but I need

to do it, and I hope she's going to be
open to it. So about last night.

done. I hope it's done because I'm so
tired of that story. Then you come back

me and start talking about drinking and
stuff. It's like you're not deflecting.

No, but what happened? I want you to
understand what happened last night

I don't know if you remember exactly
what happened. Stop that first of all. I

have three wine spritzers. Yes, I
remember everything that happened. I'm

talking about your drinking. I'm just
telling you something. I remember

everything and you came back and you
started to talk about your drinking. I

don't want to talk about that. No, I
brought up the fact that she was upset

still from the Halloween night.

Okay. Where you went after her, okay?
But, Luann, you did make a comment. You

said, well, you know, in the past you
have actually gotten drunk. You swear to

God you did. Yes, you did. That never
happened. Now she's making...

To make herself feel better and putting
the blame on me. This is Dorinda's M .O.

now. I didn't address your drinking.

She addressed your drinking. I know, but
I don't need you to be the messenger.

Of course not. You were standing there,
and I said I was going to go and talk to

her. And then you asked me what
happened. And I literally told you the

And then you attacked me. And then you
made a comment. No.

About what you did. So that's your
truth. So now my truth is, okay, thank

for telling me that.

But what you said was. No, but what you
said was very hurtful, Dorinda.

Well, what you said was very hurtful.

Do you realize what you said? Yeah, I
did. I did say, don't talk about my

drinking. You went to jail for drinking.
Is that not true? And then you went to

jail again. Is that not true? Why do you
have to bring that up? You said it

could have happened to anybody. It would
have happened to me. Absolutely. So why

do you keep bringing it up, throwing it
in my face and making me feel bad about

myself? Don't bring up my drinking.

I won't bring up your drinking.

Done. Don't. That's like a path.

That's like a path. I support you in all
ways and every way. And I support you,

but I just wanted you to know, you know,
how I felt because I was like, oh my

God, because I don't want to keep
thinking about that. I suffer enough.

Here I am trying to reel in my friend.
Come on, Dorinda, just give me a little

something, just a little. And she will
not budge. And it's very frustrating.

It's very hard to have a relationship
with somebody like that.

Oh, look at her.

She's a mermaid now. She's been dying to
get in the water. She's a mermaid.

You want to skedaddle? Let's go
skedaddle. Let's go do some adventures.

Luann wants to go see the guy playing
volleyball.

All right, let's go to the volleyball
game. I'll check it out. Come on, let's

go. Let's go.

Check it out.

You want a Grecian goddess with Athena?

I mean, hello.

You need somebody on this team.

I'm good.

I'm good. Oh, there we go.

Fantastic. Are you still there?

No, I'm a bison. Come on.

No, I'm going to...

I love volleyball. I'm pretty good.

Are you

okay? Did you get that?

Coming up.

Let me

try underwear tonight.

Oh, this is so good.

Oh, my God. So good. Oh,

my God. Look how good that is.

All right, you guys, we got to go
because the restaurant's waiting.

I'm so excited for this dinner because
Sonia tends to always fade in the

background. Oh, don't worry. It can be
about Ramona all the time. Tonight, she

is recognized, and we see you, and we
love you.

Okay, this is where we came all the way.
Okay. I think it looks fun.

It does look fun.

We should be in jeans, for God's sake.

Sonia, this is your night.

Okay, okay.

This blows me away. Just to be with my
girl

means so much more to me than a big
party.

I'm really blown away because this comes
from the heart and I'm feeling it.

served tequila in really strange places,
but never off a man's head.

This is amazing, seeing Luann with this
guy.

She's going to scoop him up like King
Kong and take him home.

This man is the same height as

her pussy.

It's a special night for a special girl.
We're all so proud of you.

And we love you. Happy birthday.

2020 is your year of good decisions,
happiness, and freedom.

It's so nice that Dorinda went out of
her way to plan this for me. I don't

50 girlfriends.

Maybe Ramona could take some notes for
next year.

Do you want lobster, shrimp, or filet
mignon? All three.

All three? No, no. Wait, where's the
restroom?

Around the corner to the right. Do you
have a bigger napkin? I need a big

napkin.

Here's your napkin, darling. Here. Can I
get a tequila margarita light?

I'm getting bloody married with this.
You don't like this, right?

No. Oh, wow.

That looks amazing.

This is the spicy one. I want our
drinkies.

Tell me if you like it. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Holy moly. Wow, that's a gift.

Wait, wait.

Don't touch them. Oh, my God. This is
amazing.

Don't touch the drinks.

Don't touch those drinks.

It's your birthday.

I think he's a professional.

If ever I do a cabaret show in Mexico,
he's got to be in my show.

I don't think I've ever had a margarita
off of a man's head before.

Are you sure about that?

Head never looks so good.

Wow, this is a hefty margarita.

These women have been all over the
world, but this restaurant holds so much

Sonia is smiling from ear to ear. This
is what life is about.

There's two very tall, dark, handsome
men at the bar. One guy is giving me

Escobar vibes.

Criminals have dicks just like anybody
else. Don't assume they're criminals.

I'm not assuming that they're criminals.

Let's just scope them out a minute
longer. Is that any more risky than what

Ramona does online? I'm not online. I
told you that. You're off that. Even if

you were, there's nothing for you to
say. I tried it. I tried it a year ago.

didn't work. I don't think it should be
so complicated.

Well, that's my point.

You know what? You spell it, you like
it, you go for it. Like a dog.

That's it. Body contact.

That's why no one lasts past three days
with me.

Oh, my God. We are related, Mimi. I'm
the same way.

We can't be our equals, but you know
what?

We're just too different and unique, and
it's just hard for us to find our

matches. That's what I tell myself,
anyway.

No, I think we all have emotional
insecurities. When I was getting

my husband, I waked up so depressed.

How did you forgive him?

I realized the worst thing in life is to
harbor any ill will to someone.

Hate is a terrible thing.

I thought of my daughter. Because you
love her more than you love yourself or

that you care about your ego. I get it.
And you knew that it's the best thing

for her. Oh, my God.

Yeah, I know. But it's still hard.

A lot of women who got cheated on by
their husbands would probably, and

so, never want to look at the guy again.

But I really respect that Ramona, for
the betterment of her family, is able to

forgive Mario. I think it's really cool.

There's a group of guys who are on their
bachelor party. Well, once they see

these boobs, it'll make them have their
party.

Everybody thought that the guy with the
five drinks on his head was the

highlight of the evening, but you just
wait.

You've got to help me with this. All
right. It smells weird in here. I know.

There's something so powerful about
being a mother that it's like I can't

even. I've always have been a caregiver.
I'm a caregiver with my friends. I was

a caregiver. I was an elder for four
people. I was telling you that earlier.

When you get to her house. And I was
like the second mom. So I didn't want to

have a child so quickly. I was pretty
sure I didn't want an actual child.

I took care of my siblings.

Yeah. She and I were very similar that
way. Oh, there's a girl in the house.

Look at this. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
And if you don't, you should.

She's my friend, Sonia Rita.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday

to you.

but he has the aura of someone that is
six foot seven.

You okay?

Are you okay?

Yeah, I was thinking about maybe
drinking tap water to give myself

I give myself a colonic. We're going to
have food now, please. Don't drink the

tap water.

We don't want to have to deal with you
tomorrow.

I have diapers.

Don't drink the tap water. Honestly,
this is a great time. Happy birthday.

Our mom doesn't wear diapers. Her pussy
is tight.

Can we not talk about body parts?

You have nothing there. No camel toe,
nothing. I have the chubbiest pussy

Oh, Sonia.

If you and I want to get along, please
do not talk to me about body parts and

all this other stuff. Oh, my God,
Ramona. You know about them. If me and

want to get along, please only talk
about mine.

We call it a vajayjay.

I just feel uncomfortable with that. Can
we call it your nookie?

Ramona! I don't know, something.

No, I'm not. I don't like the word
nookie. Your nookie? This is Leah I

really enjoy, but this is a situation
that I can ignore. I can walk away, and

it'll diffuse.

Ramona! Your petunia? Your petunia. At
my birthday party with like 60, 70

wasn't something I could ignore. That's
the difference.

some delicate virgin flower here. When
Ramona wants to talk about sex, she

about sex.

Did you ever try to pull? When is the
last? I've done it every year. Okay,

okay. It's like a guy who gets so
excited he ejaculates before he even

Exactly. Well, I gave you a dildo for
that.

I used the hand. I'm not into the dildo.
But if I talk about anything related to

sex, I get treated like I'm a serial
killer.

What was she so sensitive about? Ramona
said, I'm a prude. I don't like to hear

about vaginas or sex.

Well, we do talk about sex. That's both.

Listen. Again, I'm being held to a
different standard than everybody else.

not going to be like Ramona, but I also
think Leah's poking the bear. We're all

about the drinks on the head and the big
tit tonight.

Let's stop at the weight. Are you
petting your purse?

Petting your pussy.

Get in the hot seat.

I think Leah looks at me

for approval, and then also she wants to
just, like, test her boundaries. So, of

course, if I come back and give her a
kiss.

I'm completely disarming her. Ramona,
you didn't eat any of your... I'm full,

and she said it was good.

It's delicious.

Just taste the sauce. You guys are just
so funny. I can't stop laughing.

Idiots.

It's a little spicy.

And now what? It's very spicy.

Yeah, I don't like spicy. Which is what
I love about it. I like spicy dick.

I'm sorry.

She can't help herself.

God help me.

Next time... on the Real Housewives of
New York City.

Oh, here it comes. They might be a
couple, I don't know. Those are not gay

shorts. Is this a mirage?

Just never know when you're going to
find a gem on the beach. She has to run.

My stomach is like a balloon.

Oh, I can smell it.

Our room smells like this all the time,
so I didn't notice the difference.

Oh, my God, this is your kind of place.

Oh, wow.

Oh, she loves this. I love this.

He's 39.

She's 37.

Thank God.

Oh, my God. Look at Dorinda go.

Look at her go.

What are we going to do with Dorinda?
We're not ganging up on her. You are

concerned because this happens on a
weekly basis. No, daily.

Thank you so much for the advice. We
want to help you.

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