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Previously on The Real Housewives of New York City.

We love everything. We want to marry Sonya by Sonya Morgan.

So excited.

This is a big moment for me. I kind of want to pinch myself.

We have people transitioning, coming out of prison, getting their life together.

Luann has offered to take some of the women on a spa date.

I can't wait.

Have you ever been so excited for my birthday before?

What are you going to wear? Believe me, I already have. Just make sure you cover

those tits. Well, no.

Happy birthday, Ramona. Thank you.

She's completely ignoring me. Where's the bar?

Like a

mince in my mouth. I can be a bit fresh.

I'm no one's arm candy.

I'm the whole ball of sugar.

So what if I'm self -involved? Who else should I be involved with?

I'll say sorry for what I've done, but never for who I am.

I rise above the drama and won't settle for the lower level.

But look, the team is all set to go.

Thank you so much for doing this. You guys are the best.

The best.

Angela.

This is going to be a great day. I'm excited.

The ladies are on their way, and it's just going to be a fun spa day.

The women from Fortune Society have worked so hard to get where they are. I

it's a small thing, but if I can bring these ladies to a spa for a day and they

feel good about themselves, that makes me really happy.

Let's get this going. Okay. All right.

Maybe we'll play around with some hair.

Huh?

Oh, yeah, the bangs.

You want to play again?

Yeah. Want to play right now? Sure, why not? All right.

We're waiting for the girls who might put some bangs on. I don't see myself in

bangs, but it's kind of fun to see myself in bangs, if you know what I

Look at that. It's like a whole different look. Let's see.

Jacket.

Let me fix this one piece here.

Hi, how are you?

Good.

Luanne's in the back.

Oh, my God, your hair.

I didn't know who she was.

You look like a totally different person. Right? Wait, you know who you

like? Who? That famous actress who married the older gentleman.

McPhee. You look like McPhee. Yeah, but she was on American Idol.

Really? That's a compliment. Thank you.

How's it going?

Good, how are you?

Penning for your thoughts.

Well, you looked great last night. I felt good last night. Here's the thing.

Well, listen, you were in your element. All your girlfriends, a beautiful room.

So many people called me. They said they could feel the love. They felt the

love, and that made me feel good.

I feel like through the birthday party, it's a century. All my friends loved it.

I got so many phone calls about how much they had fun.

The only snafu was Leah, but okay.

Nothing's perfect, is it?

First of all, what did you think of the decor?

It actually looked like a Poconos, like, Mount Airy lot. Like, I was expecting,

like, a heart -shaped jacuzzi or something. I thought it was like a

commercial. Yeah, it was pretty. You know, like a feminine product

It was weird. It was a creepy crowd, too.

It just seems so weird to me at 63, you're still throwing birthday parties.

And she literally asked each person to donate $100 to get a gift so she can get

it back.

Okay.

Well, at least she has a real Gucci bag now because the other one she wears is

fake.

My daughter, she's like a young mother. She's like, Mom, these girls aren't

eating. They should be eating because they're drinking. They're not eating.

Right. She was cute. She walked up to me and she was like, Oh, my God, Sonia.

Did you see her? She was dancing. I don't even want to talk about it.

It was there. It's back in there.

Well, I know. And then she broke the glass on the sprayer.

She goes, that glass could have shattered somebody in the eye and

okay? She's becoming a liability.

I know. I worry about her. I'm telling you, it's not good.

Mexico, that's going to be something.

I love her so much. And I just, you know, started that way in Miami when she

felt so bad, you know? That was not pretty.

Go to sleep. Go to bed.

I'm going to knock you out. Do it. Right now. Hit me with your... Oh, my God.

That was bad.

It's not good.

I don't want to get that involved with Sonia about her drinking because she

doesn't listen. She doesn't want to listen. She's not ready to listen. I

help somebody that doesn't want to help themselves.

And what happened with Leah last night? I mean... I don't even want to discuss

Leah, okay? Why not discuss Leah? Because she's an embarrassment.

Well, you know, Leah's coming here today. She's probably going to want to

to you about it. She must have talked about it last night. I'm not even going

look her in the eye. I'm so disgusted by her. Really? Yeah, I do.

I don't even want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it. I'm just,

know, disgusted.

Who invites someone to a party and then gets angry when they're dancing?

We were all dancing. Everybody was doing the same thing. And Sonia was

destroying the property. Exactly.

I have a huge piece of glass in my foot. Are you kidding me? Yeah. Oh, my God.

But I can't get out.

But I'm the one that's getting in trouble.

Once again, I have been singled out by Ramona. She must be living with so much

shame to continually try to make me feel shameful, which I don't at all,

obviously. I have nothing to be ashamed of. I think Ramona is threatened by you,

and I'll tell you why.

You're like almost 30 years younger than she is. You're thin.

You're beautiful. You own the one thing she can't have.

You. I know.

Oh, hi, girl.

These women from the Fortune Society, seeing their faces and how excited they

are about this, it gives me so much pleasure to be able to give this to them

a day. What a beautiful setup you did. Thank you so much. This is a little

something, you know. So how long have you been, I don't know how to say it

properly, how long have you been at it?

Oh, I've been out of prison now for three years. Right. And how long were

for? I did 38 months. I got incarcerated when I was 17.

Hey, why?

That's terrible.

You weren't even eight. You were a baby.

Wrong place at the wrong time.

Yeah, tell me about it.

So what happened?

Yeah.

Hi, how are you?

What the f*** is going on? Do you like my bag? No.

You don't?

She loves it.

There she is.

Oh. This is Dorinda.

This is my friend Leah.

How you doing?

When something really upsets me, I shut it down because I just don't know how to

deal with it. I'm not discussing it. I'm just going to pretend nothing happened.

By the way, remember that table, that broken table you were dancing on? I have

glass in my foot. Oh, my God.

Oh. Oh. No.

I told you. I just shot somebody's eye.

Do I remember breaking the table?

Sort of, kind of.

But I didn't remember her getting cut.

Let's bring everybody in here.

Look at this team of people waiting for you girls.

Kendall. Okay, Kendall, pleasure. Welcome to the Thawne. Thank you for

me. Okay, what are we doing here?

Well, this is the week. Yeah.

Um, can I talk to you for a minute? Yeah, sure.

Now that I've got everybody stationed, let's go out here.

Um, I'm so, like, disturbed and disgusted by Ramona. I know.

You won't even... I tried to bring it up with her. Like, why did you single,

like, Leah out from everybody else? That's why it's like bullshit. But what

you do?

I don't know. I don't know.

She's here acting like she's so... To these women, she would treat them all

shit.

She's a little awkward, but at least she came, which is nice. I can honestly

barely look at her without wanting to throw up. All right, tell me.

What happened?

It was glass, mirror glass, and you started dancing on it, and it went into

lot of pieces and started flying out all over.

Could have flown into somebody's eye and blinded them. You could have fallen on

it. I don't remember being the only one dancing on the table. No, no. It wasn't

just me. All right, I'm actually going to go. I need to talk. No, easy.

What do you think, Rita? Maybe we'll just pop a few foils up here real quick?

I think I'd look good as a brunette.

Can I try it? Of course.

No, I don't think you're, you're not.

You're just worried about me. I don't want.

I don't want you to end up like Louie and Dick. There's something, you know,

that you have a little too much to drink, and then you're in a situation

up in the wrong hotel room or something. Yes. Right. No, I know. Okay, so we've

got to figure out how to just control this. Please. What can I do for you?

can I do to help? Well, I'll just go back to what I did before and no more

vodka. I'll just have to go back to champagne or wine. This is all an act.

is total and utter bullshit because I have seen firsthand Ramona's nasty

side. Are we the best daughters?

Sonia's daughter, my daughter, your daughter, Luann's daughter, Alicia's

daughter, we're very blessed. Leah's daughter.

Not my daughter?

I don't know your daughter. Nah. That's disgusting.

In the past, I've let things go with Ramona, but being ignored and acting

you're invisible is the worst thing you can do to someone.

I was not in a good mood coming to your party yesterday. My friend's mother died

yesterday. I know that. All right? But I came. That's because Ramona is a

terrible person.

And everybody knows it.

She's a bitch.

She doesn't support women, and she's phony.

And she singles me out.

And you're one of her best friends, and she treats you like shit.

Because that's a Ramona. And I'm leaving. You're being real now. You have

friends, though.

I'm out.

That's because Ramona is a terrible person.

And everybody knows it. And she singles me out.

I'm out.

Not doing it.

Not here for it.

Listen, honey.

Don't worry about it. I'm not dealing with it. I don't want to take away from

this thing right now.

Why am I here when she's acting like this? I'm done.

What's going on, Leah? You look upset. What happened? Why do you think I look

upset? She said something rude?

Of course.

As always. Because she's nasty.

And she wants to be a bitch to me for no reason.

What are we doing for this?

We're going to lighten up a little bit.

I didn't do anything. I was dancing like everybody else. And her sister tells me

I cheapen the group of friends.

Stop it.

You know what? Bitch,

I elevate the shit. Get out of here.

I'm using a beautiful skin. Oh, thank you. And I know skinks are ageless by

Ramona, which is like helps your skin, but actually...

I don't know how much better you're speaking today.

All right, now it's time I can stuff my face without anybody seeing. There could

be a whole slew of reasons Ramona's upset with Leah.

But do I think it's correct to ostracize someone when we're at a group event?

Not really.

It's smoke. I don't like smoke.

I'm going to go over to Dr.

Sobel. She's got to get the glass out of her. I think you need to talk to Leah.

You have to. I'm so disappointed. I don't want to say anything right now.

What did she do so bad? You know what? I don't.

I'm not even going there right now. I'm so upset. I can't discuss it. Okay, so

you go. Maybe I'll just work it out. No!

No!

Thank you. Okay.

Ramona, I'm taking her to Dr. Sobel. Bye. I don't know how Ramona expects to

talk to Leah. We're going to Mexico altogether.

Talk to her.

I love it.

Really nice. Oh,

honey, do not wash your face. I love you so much, Luann. Thank you. I love you.

Thank you. Are you kidding? No one never made me feel this way.

It's so beautiful to see and heartwarming to have these women be so

Much better, right?

Oh, my God.

That looks great.

Let's see.

Whoa.

To see these women pampered and feel beautiful and shine gives me so much

than I could ever give to them in one spa day. Thank you. Great day, girls.

Wow.

Hello. Hi.

Wow.

Wow. Unbelievable, right?

How are you?

I was, like, so nervous about this, you know, that everything would be shipped

on time. I was calling Gaurav. I was calling you. It looks incredible. I

know if we'd have enough to fill the space.

We did it. No, it's perfect. When we had our meeting at Century 21 downtown, I

didn't know we had enough clothing to fill this store. Can you get a picture

this, Lou, how big the space is to send to Gaurav? I mean, they have to... Well,

it goes around.

It goes around, but it goes, like, all the way around here. I don't know what

they're saying, and if it's going to be enough. I'm telling you, they don't have

any idea.

My partner, Gaurav, he really pulled one out of his hat. We delivered to two

stores. Who knew we had so much Sonia Morgan New York?

I didn't. Amazing.

Oh, my God.

It's amazing.

Look at you. It's amazing.

When we get back from Mexico, I have a huge launch party downtown, but I can't

resist showing Dorinda and Ramona now the collection because it's hanging in

store. I mean, this is incredible.

I got goosebumps.

It worked.

I think Sonia's like the little engine that could.

I think I can. I think I can. And even though a lot of people think she can't.

want this. She, in the end, does pull the cat out of the bag.

Or what is it? The rabbit out of the hat? I don't know. She pulled something

of it. I don't know.

I know. You're going to cry. I know.

Front and center.

Front and center. center. Oh. Your front end center, baby. That means you're so

important to Century 21. I'm not important. Yes, you are. Look at this.

as I walked in, your cologne, your perfume, your perfume.

Parfum. Parfum. Parfum. Google it.

Okay. Oh, my God. That's yours, too?

The Ramona dress.

Oh, my God. Yes.

I need to have this dress. I'm getting this. I'm going to buy this dress. It's

all discounted here, too.

Oh, those are nice, too. Right from Mexico with just a little white shirt

flip -flops. Yeah, chic.

I'm really happy for Sonia. She wanted to have her merchandise in a store, and

this is just really major that she's got not one but two floors. I'm really

proud of her. I'm very impressed.

I mean, it's much more than I expected. I'll be honest with you. No, you have a

huge, huge display.

You look very thin, Ramona. I know. I'm getting ready for Mexico. I am, too. I'm

so excited.

Okay, so listen.

The food looks incredible. I went through all the menus.

I have found the most incredible house with sun, beach, fun.

Ramona can bounce around in her bathing suit the whole time. We'll have a chef.

We'll have it all.

How are you going to deal with Leah there? I know you don't want to talk

it, but you have to.

It's 12 ,000 square feet. I'll be civil to her.

I think you were a little hard on her.

I don't think so. I don't even want to talk about it. I think you were Ramona.

I'm not going to ruin a vacation. I'm going to be civil.

I'm a lady. I'm a lady. I wish she could be more of a lady, but she is who she

is. Once again, here we do. We're going to avoid.

Avoid. Avoid.

I'm so proud of you. Give me a kiss.

Ramona's like a thief in the dark.

Stay in the dark. She's fine. Put the spotlight on her ass. She's done.

You know what? You don't have to talk about the Leah thing, but I know you

in Newport if she behaved like that again.

You know what? She shouldn't be drinking.

You know, I found out she's bipolar, and she's on medication, and I know people

who are bipolar, and you cannot mix alcohol with meds. It makes you act not

responsible. It's actually very dangerous.

Okay. A lot of my girlfriends, you know, they read things on the Internet. I

don't have time to go on the Internet. But they go, Ramona, listen, this Leah

girl, she writes a blog, and on her blog she said she's bipolar. Like, aha!

That explains it all. You cannot mix alcohol with that medication. She's not

acting responsibly. Why is Ramona telling me this and where is she getting

information? Is it true even?

I don't want to get my wheels spinning again. I'm getting along with Leah

well right now. I mean, she trashed my home with the torches. I forgave her,

okay? She acted crazy in Newport. I forgave her. Now my birthday party?

No. Three times you're out, three strikes.

Coming up.

Are you kidding me, Dorinda? If this temperature is good, I'm going in right

now. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

You want to help me pack

or no?

This is, I don't know. Does this look Caribbean?

This could be an outfit right here. Oh, I forgot. I got so many cute one pieces.

I don't even have enough time to wear them all.

What are you doing?

Mommy's going to miss you very much.

I wish I could take you with me.

Hey, Matthew.

Yes? I always forget to take my hat these days.

This one I took before with the girls, but look, it's all smushed. I love this

company. I think that's not as much Mexico.

But Mexico's all about color.

Caliente. Yeah.

All right, did they say what carousel our bags were on? Number four.

Oh, number four. Okay, great. Carousel four.

You think it made it?

Fingers crossed.

Are you feeling lucky today?

I don't know.

Me and Ramona have just completely ignored each other.

It's hard to ignore her leggings with heels, to be honest, but we have not

a word to each other.

Who is it on our face?

Something is on inside.

That's the vibrator. The luggage is vibrating. That's a huge one.

Oh, my God.

That's a big one. It is. I'm telling you.

Someone's getting really turned on there.

Wait, is that your bag, Moana?

You know what it is? You know what it is? It's the thing to mix the juice.

I don't know if that's what that thing is vibrating.

This may be mixing some other juice.

Doesn't the humidity feel delicious?

Oh, that must be our car over there.

Okay, great. Thank you.

At least have a shower before we pick up guys.

Okay. All right. We're all five. We're going to the same car.

Son, you mind climbing in the back?

Get in.

Get in, baby. Get in. Get in. Thank you, my love.

Obviously, me and Ramona do need to talk about what's gone on, but I'm in

Mexico for the first time, and I want to enjoy myself.

We're here.

We are very happy to be here.

Ramona, what's the name of What's the Heart? Where are we going?

12 ,000 square feet paradise.

Six perfectly spacious bedrooms.

Here we are. So here we are.

Look how pretty this house is. Wow. Dorinda, the picture doesn't do it

Oh, Dorinda.

Dorinda, I like that.

Alcohol right before the food.

Bring it on.

I'm double fisting.

Bring it on.

Thank you. Thank you. Would you like a welcome drink, madam?

Oh, it's so beautiful.

I'll take one of these. Is that a howl?

Oh, with my name on it. Look at that.

Wow, this is good.

loving this house. You know, give me mariachis anytime.

Oh my gosh.

How many helpers do we have here? It's like servants galore here. Well, we have

a pretty big team in here too.

Well, I'm actually doing this as a hostess, but I was like, I always have

check out the house immediately.

This looks so beautiful.

Are you the head man, Cesar? That's right. You're the man in charge.

If I need something pressed or steamed.

Everything that you may need, we will. I'm used to traveling to beautiful

places, but I never saw a staff greet us to this level.

Adrienne, Daniela. Hello.

I'm just so excited. There's so many levels.

Oh, my God. Let's go outside and look. Let's check this out. Oh, my God. This

beautiful. Johnny.

I'm like so excited.

Look at the floaties. Did I remember your floaties? Oh, my God. Are you

me, Dorinda?

This is like heaven.

How beautiful. Gorgeous.

Oh, my God. This is incredible.

Okay, if this temperature is good, I'm going in right now.

Oh, my God. Look at this slate.

We have our own bar.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Wait, Ramona just fell in the pool.

What is she doing? I don't know. She likes to floaty.

Cheers, my friend. Thank you.

Wow. Great little beach. Oh, my God. This is so incredibly beautiful.

Isn't it gorgeous?

This is the bomb.

The bomb. This is the bomb. The bar.

Check this out.

All right, how are we living up in this room? We've got to go get the special

thing. It's fun. It's easy.

There is no bad room in this house, by the way. Obviously not. I just want to

get my stuff and hang it up and everything. I don't know where I go.

Oh, my gosh.

For sure, we can sit outside, right? I think we should eat outside, too. We

a table outside, too.

All right, well, since we're sitting here talking, I'm just going to bounce

off you. I was very hurt.

and disappointed the way Leah was at my birthday party. I mean, I haven't really

spoken to her. I'm not being mean to her. No.

But I'm not engaging her because I had said to her specifically, I said, I'm

having a birthday party. I would like to include you. And I said, can you please

act like mature at my party? She said, no problem. If my daughter was there,

ask the same thing.

So I was just, actually, I was hurt. Not mad. No, I'm hurt. Not judgmental. I'm

extremely hurt. I'm very hurt.

I speak terrible Spanish. No, come on, no.

You know how to ask for a beer?

A queso? No, for a beer.

A beer, a cerveza. That's all you need to know.

Exactly.

I guess guacamole is international, right?

You said she lifted up her skirt. You know, I don't even want to say what she

did. Well, she said she didn't lift up her skirt. I had to pull it down. I had

to.

I had to pull it down in front of my 50 closest girlfriend.

This is a celebration of me, not of her body. I had to run over to her and pull

down her dress.

If she wants to do that here, fine.

Run around naked.

Throw the torches on that batch. It goes on fire.

At my birthday party, did I play it? Bottom line, I don't care how drunk I

She didn't know anyone here other than the immediate five people. She should

have been our best behavior.

Thank you, new people. I have to agree with Ramona. The way she tells this

story, you've got to go to certain events like this and reel it in until

know you better.

You can't go in there and pull up your dress and show your hoo -ha.

Unless you're so morbid. She's an embarrassment. She hurt me and she

me.

Coming up.

Why do you have nothing? You have no camel toe, nothing. I have the chubbiest

pussy ever.

Oh, Sonia.

Imagine if I said that.

Where is Ramona and Sonia?

Oh, they're there.

What do you think? You want to eat first?

Sure. Whatever you want to do. I'm going to eat.

Are they selling their welcome drinks?

Yes. Would you like some more? No.

What I would like to ask you is what kind of alcohol was in that?

That was tequila and pomegranate. Oh, my God, no.

Maybe a glass of wine.

Rose wine, yeah.

Yeah. Dorinda, you outdid yourself.

I mean, we've been to so many beautiful places. Why don't you not have any camel

toe? There's, like, nothing there. Why do you have nothing? You have nothing

there. No camel toe, nothing.

I have the chubbiest pussy ever.

Oh, Sonia. I'm eating my lunch. That's what boys tell me.

Boys say, wow.

Imagine if I said that. I can't think of a more vulgar term, and I've never even

said chubby pussy in my life.

But Sonia can say anything.

I mean, if I had said that, Ramona would probably start beating me like a

pinata. I like the fact that it's plural.

That's what the boys say all the time.

So we're going to see the room?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. We're going to play our game.

Do we do it? I don't want anyone to break their neck while they were running

the stairs to grab a room.

Ramona Singer.

So I made it fair and square. Very 70s game show.

I will get a series of questions, and the person that presses the buzzer first

and answers the question correctly can get the room of their choice.

Okay. Okay?

I will be presenting as the winners progress a monogram rope with their name

it. Oh, that I want. I want the rope.

Question number one. Yes.

If Sonja Morgan has enjoyed a large meal, what is she most likely doing

afterwards in the car?

Vomiting. Farting.

Yes!

I just farted and it's still in my jeans. Oh, don't you? Come on. It's

my jeans. Hold on.

Oh, sorry.

Sometimes I vomit. I know her well.

You get first choice.

Numero two.

Duh. What is Luann's favorite word?

Tabaret.

She's a fast learner. Fast.

Okay. I'm going to go to my room. Yeah, I don't blame you.

Right? You coming?

Okay, now we got two. We're down to two contestants.

Folks, how are you feeling?

Great. Great. Whatever room she has, I share. Whatever room I have, I share.

Okay, ready? Oh, my God. This is an occasion.

I never get first choice.

Miranda picked hers already. She's got the master.

Is there stuff in here?

Yeah. Okay. They're already hanging up the stuff.

Let's check out the three rooms that are remaining because those are all three

rooms.

I think I'll take this one. It's just fine by me.

Are you going to take that one?

Yeah. Ooh.

This is amazing.

One's here. Oh, I like that room. Okay, so look, it's two double beds. It faces,

it's by the kitchen and the bar and the pool.

And the bar!

That's right.

Oh, my God, I love turquoise. So this is one choice.

And look. I think this is the room we sleep in. Look.

Oh, my God, look at the flowers. Okay. Oh, you love access to the beach. We can

see guys in here. All right. Should I put it here? Yep, that's great. Great.

Thank you so much. It's my pleasure. View is amazing.

Want a glass of what?

I'm good.

Come out here. I have my drink downstairs.

Want to go get it?

Sit with me here? Yeah.

Everything of mine is on hangers.

We will do it. We will do some packing. I don't want to lose my washcloth.

Because, you know, I always like to unpack when I'm here.

Yeah. Because then I get settled, you know? Because otherwise we're going to

keep drinking and that's impossible.

Yeah. So, yeah.

How do you feel?

You know, look, I'm hurt. I'm hurt. I think you're more hurt more about bigger

things than just...

the party and stuff. I think you heard that she's kind of talking about, you

know, Oh my God, whatever. I don't care about the party. I mean, she's like

saying I showed my vagina to people, which is like the meaning, but like it's

lie and it's weird that she's lying, whatever. But when you start talking

like, yeah, it's depression.

She's on pills.

It's a line.

When did she say that?

It's just a line you don't cross.

Right before the trip to Mexico, Sonia called me.

And she kind of let it slip out that Ramona was gossiping about me having

bipolar disorder, which I find repulsive as... And when did you tell her about

it? Because I want to do this. I never did. She must have been doing some

digging on me. I mean, which is also very weird. I was diagnosed with bipolar

disorder on my 30th birthday and really dedicated the last seven years of my

life to getting it.

under control into getting myself in a good place. And I'm not even on

medication for bipolar 2 disorder.

So for her to even be talking about it in this way is despicable.

She's got to quit it because you are a wonderful girl. You know I've fallen in

love with you. I feel like we've gotten very close. We have.

And I respect you so much not only as a woman but as a mother.

Ramona has two methods.

Of trying to get to someone.

Sophomoric narcissism or a complete smear campaign.

This is a smear campaign.

But it's like, I can't keep going. One day she loves me. The next day she's

saying crazy stuff about me. I mean, it's like none.

Some of who you are is how you treat other people and the decisions you make.

And right now, the way you're treating people.

is less than zero wait sir caesar yes this is the only thing that was wrinkled

when i because i wore it in london once i was thinking to like steam it or

whatever they do don't talk about my vagina and don't talk about my mental

health no don't coming up we should try to get it back what the hell was she

drinking supposedly coca -cola with a little rosé that's disgusting

Oh, this is all my workout wear. Oh, screw.

I brought skincare for everybody so they can look like me.

Oh,

you look good.

That's beautiful.

Look what I got.

Oh, you got your boombox.

What's going on?

We're unpacking. Are you both staying here? Do you want to come with us?

No.

Ramona, I think you need to at some point just talk with Leah, even if you

come to any, if the resolution is we're not going to be there. Let her talk to

me. I'm not going after her. You have to promise me you'll be open.

Excuse me. I have not been shunning her. I haven't been mean to her. I've not

given her any bad vibes. I've been very... No, but you're avoiding it. I'm

avoiding it. You got it. Let her come to me. I'm sorry the way I behaved.

Well, that's not what I'm going to do. I'm too bad. Sorry.

She should be apologizing to me. I don't think Leah goes to these kind of

parties. Obviously she doesn't. She just likes to chug a few down and spread her

legs and dance around and do what she wants to do. Fine, but don't do it on my

dime, girl.

She hurt me, and that's it. And she knows she hurts me. And instead of

me little messengers, hey, messenger, messenger Dorinda. Even if she didn't do

it, and she hurt you, you know what she has to say?

I'm sorry about that.

That's all for Leah. If she's slighted Ramona, just say I'm sorry.

She's gotta own it.

Hi, my love.

Do you like my ponytail?

Yeah. You sure?

But you should brush the top.

Oh, my God. Brush the top of my hair?

You don't like the little... I feel like the little bumps make it look good,

like I just don't even care.

Just do it like you always do, and then that's it.

Look, I'm wearing these earrings for you.

No, don't wear those.

Why? I want to wear them tonight to give me strength.

Fine. Thank you.

I need peaky strength to deal with some of these bitches.

I don't even know why I'm putting makeup on.

Staying home, all the girls.

I don't like the end look.

It's more of a hip look.

You know, it's a different look. It's fine. You know what? It's fine.

Dorinda? I'm going to have you try on something.

All right.

It's a cap tan, but you never say it's mine.

Okay. I want Leah to feel confident. I don't want Ramona to have the

to judge what she's wearing. Let's take that one right off the plate, because,

honey, Ramona hasn't had anything like that in her wardrobe ever. That's a

queen's piece.

How do you feel?

Definitely really rich.

But so old. Yeah, this is awesome.

Thank you.

Do you want to put a robe on?

Want to go downstairs?

Thank you so much.

You look gorgeous.

Thank you. I love the women that dress for their girlfriends.

You look beautiful too, girl.

Doesn't Leah look gorgeous too? She looks gorgeous.

Are we going inside or outside?

Oh, let me go check on Sonia. I can hear her screaming from downstairs.

I'm used to seeing your lovely body, but I don't know how she feels. Can you

make my hair look amazing?

Okay, I'm going to be the star. Ready?

This isn't making sense how loopy Sonia is. She hasn't even had that much to

drink. She must be on some medication that makes her act this way. How do you

feel?

I'm... Don't expect an apology. She expects you to apologize.

She is going around saying because Maria, her best friend, told Elise that

were showing her vagina. Now, who cares? Who cares? And why don't you just tell

me instead of going around telling people that? Absolutely. You know what I

mean? Thank you. Hi.

You look pretty.

What?

Uh -oh. Wait a second. What are you drinking?

Coffee. Thank God.

Where are the girls?

Oh, my God, I know.

We're, like, never going to eat. Sonia's going to make it. Will you go check on

her? Oh, you can't. I mean, I can, but... Come on, hurry up. The ceviche is

waiting for us. It's going to get warm.

You guys, the tequila guy's waiting.

I know. That's what I just said. And the ceviche guy's waiting.

Dorinda. Shit.

In the bag already.

Where's she been?

I don't know. She said she was drinking Coke.

Definitely. It was a very spiced Coke.

What does Sonia think? I was born yesterday. She's three sheets to the

This is looking like our trip to Miami right now.

Hey, babe. Dorinda, what clothes are you going to put on me?

Why don't you just go to sleep?

No, calm down.

She just wants to do her hair.

I know, but why do you think she goes to sleep?

I don't want to sleep. This is like day class day.

It's like wrangling cats.

Cats in heat.

No, they're not even in heat.

She's not even in heat.

You're the only one in heat in this gang.

I really am in heat right now. Are you ready?

All right, I'm going.

Where's Maya? I think you go.

Where's Maya?

The hypocrisy here is incredible.

Whatever Ramona rules at that moment goes.

Drunk and naked getting your hair done? Ding!

I deem that it's okay. Are you getting a drink?

Ding! You're an alcoholic.

Crop talk? Ding, you're a whore! Cover your boobs and cover everything. I'm

totally confused here. And I'm mad.

Do you really want to... How about we just take a sleep for 10 minutes?

You're allowed to use that thing?

Yeah, of course. Oh, my God, that's not fair.

All right, well, there's Ramona. This is crazy. She wants to avoid this.

Who, Ramona? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's why she's hiding in the room.

Hello.

So... When I was in Montauk, I went to this restaurant, and they had ceviche,

and they actually marinated it in the juice of grapefruit.

So who's making the ceviche?

We're having a conversation outside.

Okay. All right.

So,

Sonia, so this is the plan, you guys.

We should try to get her to bed. I don't know. What the hell was she drinking?

Supposedly Coca -Cola with a little rosé in it.

Coca -Cola with Rosanna. That's not a Coca -Cola with Rosanna. First of all,

that's disgusting.

Oh, my God. I'm so f***ing f***able.

That's why I'm f***ing with New York Ranger.

I am the unstoppable pussy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's start, you guys, because I don't know where she's coming from. DJ.

It's getting warm.

Come on. Yes, it's all about curing the citrus.

Grapefruit, lemon, or lime. Okay, well, I don't know. And it marinates it

instantaneously. You're not the expert.

Yes, I am the expert. I've made it before. I know, but this guy's the

know, but this is what he does. It's very simple. Oh, it's very simple.

Okay. And it's really delicious.

All right, let's sit around. Do I hear the ring of avoidance with a tinge of

fear? She's going to do anything.

Oh, my God, there's a mosquito on the thing. Oh, my God, I like your shoes on

ceviche. I'm feeling good. I'm feeling anything.

Is there any red wine? I'd love a glass. of red wine. I think they got some

bottles of, I don't know, a Pinot Noir or a Chateau something.

I see a different choice. I love Saint -Emilion.

What do we have tonight? Someone get a taser and calm her ass down.

Coming up.

You're talking about my vagina to have the Upper East Side. You know what? I

don't even like the word vagina. Then why do you keep talking about it? I

talk about it. You're talking about it.

Take me to my pillow. Look at the fish.

Yeah, it looks gorgeous.

Hi, who are you? My name is Eduardo, and for tonight, I'm going to be teaching

you how to make the most amazing... Eduardo.

Okay, what are you going to teach me?

How to make the best ceviche.

Okay, so let's get started. For tonight, of course, we're going to have this

beautiful recipe of the ceviche. Can I get a rosé with a Coca -Cola?

Should we make some avocado and some guacamole?

We can make some, of course. We have some fresh avocado there. Those are

Really? I can't. Yeah, deal.

That's amazing. I've reached my limit.

That's delicious. My girlfriend gave me this for my birthday. I think that's

delicious. Well, good for your girlfriend. I hate her.

Sonia is very sloppy right now. And lo and behold, Ramona doesn't seem to give

flying.

The thing about me is I've had nothing to drink tonight.

Here's the thing.

Leah never said anything to you.

All right, I'm right here.

Leah said never anything to you.

You never said anything to her, right?

No, I've only been actually really a few times, Ramona.

You never said anything to her. Can we address the fish in the room?

Fish in the room? Are we back to the birthday? Not the elephant.

No, the fish.

I thought you were making fun of my fish again.

So go ahead, Luanne. Yeah, the fish in the room. Okay, Leah.

Say what you want to say to Ramona in a kind manner.

Well, I actually don't have that much to say for once in my life. Except

that I'm really just disappointed that you would talk about my depression

behind my back as a way to belittle me when I've actually overcome all of them.

Maybe I'm trying to make an excuse for your behavior having hurt me. But

whatever. What behavior?

Nothing. Just forget about it.

No, I would love to know. I want to know. Ramona told me that you were

and that's why you were acting like that. Acting like what?

I feel like I missed something at this party. But what happened? Luann was

talking, and I was talking to her, because we were at the same party. So we

her talk. You know, I don't want to do this in a group after.

No, I would like her to do what? I don't want to have a talk about this in a

group situation. But you're talking about my vagina to half the Upper East

Honey, I have no interest in her.

Body parts, like all. You know what? I don't even like the word. I just forget

about it.

Then why do you keep talking about it? I don't talk about it. You're talking

about it.

It's actually disgusting that a group of women who are in their 60s and 70s

years old. You hurt me. How did you hurt me? She's clearly trying to deflect the

whole situation and gaslight me because I hurt her so badly. But she can't seem

to tell me how I hurt her. The fact that you don't get it hurts me more. I took

you in, okay?

You hurt me. You don't understand.

And you know what? You know what? If you don't get it, then I can't explain it

to you.

I'm not going to explain it to you. You're manipulated. You're still a

child from the past. I don't think so.

You throw torches at my house.

You acted like crazy at Newport. You're talking about something from months ago.

I don't know what I'm saying. I'm crazy. You're right. I'm crazy. Well, I never

called you crazy. You called me crazy. You called me crazy.

You're right. I'm crazy. You don't get me? No, I never said that.

You're right. You're right. You're right. Thank you. Thank you. Lovely to

you. Ramona cares about you. Sonia, you're like drunk now, so don't get

involved. I'm not drunk. I want to protect her.

What just happened? When you come into this group, you can't do certain things

because they don't know you're an unknown entity.

You can do what you do. We forgive you. I can do what I do. Also, I didn't do

anything. She did nothing bad. I didn't do anything.

She did nothing bad. If you saw my pussy, you'd remember it. Believe me.

on my vagina that night. She needs to stop talking about my vagina.

I'm not talking about vagina. It's disgusting.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New York City.

You're being terrible. I can't deal with someone. You're being terrible. Get

your shit together.

You're the one with the drinking problem. You and Sonia. You should be

of yourself. I don't need this bitch to tell me where I am on my journey.

Anger becomes a problem when you have trouble controlling it, causing you to

or do things you regret.

Oh, my God. These are very large camels.

I'm having flashbacks.

Can I get the tallest one?

Oh, my God.

Stop!

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