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Previously on The Real Housewives of New York City. I'm having a birthday party.

So this year I'm inviting all my girlfriends, which is about 60. Why

do it with her? Hers is the 25th. No, no, no. Just mine.

Mine, all mine, all mine. You know why I'm mad at you?

Every time I talk to you, you bring it back to you.

Ramonaville is filled with a lot of one -way streets. I don't have a jet, a

yacht, and I can't do plastic surgery.

She has no need for me anymore.

You don't talk to her. You ignore her.

And she's like the bottom of the totem pole. Why do you do that to her? I do

feel that way. I know it's about you, but you shouldn't have just said, you

what, Sonia, let's do the birthday party together. It's getting silly. It's not

silly. Teresa always says it's silly to have a party. Because she has nobody to

invite. I can't believe she brought Missy. Yeah, I know.

That's the girlfriend of my ex -husband. That's the girlfriend.

Shots fired!

Like a mint in my mouth. I can be a bit pressed.

I'm no one's arm candy.

I'm the whole bowl of sugar.

So what if I'm self -involved? Who else should I be involved with?

I'll say sorry for what I've done, but never for who I am.

I rise above the drama and won't settle for the lower level.

I hope a fabulous message comes out.

You've reached Sonya in the City.

Special events and planning.

Please leave a message. Someone from our team will get back to you right away.

Team, I hope.

Hi, Sonya in the City.

It's Dorinda Medley from Bluestone Manor. And it's all done.

It's beautiful. You're going to love it. It's cozy. And you're going to have

your own room. So give me a call back.

Bye -bye, Sonya in the City.

I feel like this weekend is going to be the start of my new life up in the

Berkshires. Let's try Lou.

And an opportunity to exhale and show the girls that this is now my house. And

made it through.

The mailbox is full and cannot accept any messages at this time. Let's try

Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system.

Oh my God, I'm starting to feel like a loser.

We're going to call Ramona.

Our call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system.

Elise, I'm going to go five for five at this point.

Maybe Ramona's right. I am a loser.

I'm a loser.

I went to a spa after that Halloween party.

I needed to really regroup. You were pre -gaming before the Halloween party. Oh,

yeah. Come on in here. I was wondering how much you actually remembered.

Manhattan's a very small town, and Sonia was one of the wild girls running

around on the Upper East Side, and I was running around a little bit on the

peripheral, and that's how I know crazy Sonia. See, this is like how I remember

you. Oh, yeah.

These are like 19,

27,

21.

That's the Milan when I lived there.

This is the blue book, you know, the genealogy.

That's where I remember when Dorinda was going nuts on me about wearing the

crest on my slippers. And I was like, well, you got a blue book. There I am.

Everyone knew about the Blue Book. There's one for every major city in the

world. And I'm in it. And nobody can take that away.

What do you remember about the party?

Well, the best part of Halloween for me was here with my booth.

I had Andrew, Marco, and Oscar. My usuals. You know, we were just all right

doing my hair and makeup. And so I said, it's been a busy week for me.

I'm just going to start having my vodka soda now. I came in hot. I came in on

fire. Like I was at a gay party, but I wasn't.

Oh, my God, I need to have a drink and catch up with you. I was the only one

that didn't have a plus one for you, though. Because you asked me if I had a

plus one, and I said, well, I'm coming with these three. Yeah, and then Ramona

shows up with, I mean, Ramona. No, she's not going to be there for you. What is

going on with her? When you guys started, like, coming down on her, and

like, locked it on her. Then she took off, and someone told me she was crying.

go down to Omar.

And Ramona's back in the corner, and I walk over to her, and Ramona's like, you

can't sit here. You have to leave.

What? I'm just here with my girlfriend.

There was no one sitting there, by the way. So I look at her, and I said, I'm

not your girlfriend.

I'm not your friend.

I feel horrible about what's happened, but I don't understand it, so I'm also

angry. What do you mean I'm not a friend? Guess what?

Now I'm not your friend.

I really care for Ramona, and I know what she's been through. I know what

her react.

But I understand why you're thinking it should be over, because who treats

people like that? She came over my house over the summer. She's wearing a

bathing suit cover, right? My husband comes in from the pool.

Ramona takes off her bathing suit cover. With the boob? Yeah.

Sitting in, like, in a very sexy bathing suit. Then my husband, he, like, goes

like this. Like, he moved funny. And she's like, oh, let me massage that.

Are you kidding me? No. She put hands on your husband? She was massaging him.

What if I did that to her?

Oh, she, could you die?

She would punch me out. I'm getting, like, creepy, curly sensations.

Bye. Hey, girl. How are you?

How are you doing? Oh, my God. You look amazing.

Thank you.

How the hell do you do this? What do you mean? Look at me. I look crazy. No, you

don't. Oh, my God.

Look at my hair.

Oh, my God. Do you know how long it's going to take for me to brush this out?

Wow. I am really hurting this morning.

I'm hungover.

And Luann has showed up looking like she's a spring flower.

I don't get it. I might be younger than them, but I really am having a hard time

keeping up. It looks so nice and peaceful here. It's like such fashion.

High -end fashion. It's fabulous.

Isn't it cool? They have stuff from all over the world.

I don't know where to look first. I know. Everything looks really fab.

There's a couple of floors.

So what happened last night?

Do you think it's nice when you have a good girlfriend? I just got here. And

they say right away, are you drunk?

Because they can't stand what you're saying.

I thought about it. I love Dorinda. I love having her in my life. I think

really mourning her husband's death for the first time.

She went straight to John. She never mourned his death, okay? She's mad at

Richard for dying. He never should have died.

I think you just rubbed her the wrong way. No, I don't think so. No, I think

she's in a lot of pain. She went crazy on me like the way she'd go crazy on

Tinsley. I think she's mad at you from the Larry Scott thing.

They thought you brought them there so they could get a picture and whatever,

and then you get the party paid for for free.

They felt like you were using them.

They felt used.

That's ridiculous, okay, but whatever.

Maybe they're upset because no one's throwing them a birthday party. Maybe

they're upset because they don't have 50 friends. I don't know. What do you mean

they don't have 50 friends, Ramona? Give me a break.

No, I don't think anybody has more girlfriends than you do. I know that,

very fortunate in black.

I think they mock me because they just think of me as one of their little

lackeys, and they just don't understand I have a whole other world without them,

and they resent it.

These are fun. I like them.

This is so cool. What do you think of this one?

It kind of looks like a conductor right there.

I look very intelligent now. You really do.

Now I look more stern.

Now, young lady.

Young lady. We don't need you to be any more stern.

I like this. Oh, my God. I love that.

So Kiki's dad is a little under the weather. I know.

Okay. And I got to get Kiki and bring her to my house. Oh, you're getting

Oh, we partied last night?

There's just something about these women. It's very hard to keep up with

Even Rob can't keep up with them.

I think this is cute for the bookshelf. No, this I love. To go out, right? Mm

-hmm. So I really want to have a good time in the Berkshires. Let's try to

this trip about, you know, having a good time. I hope I'm having a good time.

Last night was a disaster and everybody was at each other's throats. Well, I

wasn't at anybody's throat. I just took a step back and said, what the heck is

going on here? You're pushing her button, so you have to figure out how to

the right button. Dorinda walked in angry. She's like a loose cannon.

You don't know what's going to set her off.

And that's a little scary.

You know, you guys have to work it out because she says the same thing about

and your behavior. And it's all about Ramona and not being considerate of

others. And then you bring Missy. So I understand where she's coming from, too.

Now, my feelings are her. I mean, like, it's like I can't do no right. The way

she was to me last night was horribly mean, horribly mean. I wanted to cry.

Well, listen, you'll work it out. You guys are old friends.

You'll work it out. No, I know that. Let it lie to me. It hurts my feelings.

I'm going to buy this jacket. You should. I love it.

Coming up.

Stop, Lou. Don't go there. You're defending the devil. I'm not defending

devil.

Glenn. Yes, ma 'am.

You're not going to nervous. You're not letting these girls intimidate you. No

bringing tea.

No bringing wine.

No nothing.

In fact, I want to practice.

I'm Ramona.

Len? Yes, Miss Ramona. Can you please bring me a glass of Pinot Noir? Yes,

Ramona. No!

What will I do?

She stopped doing anything.

What will I do, Miss Ramona? Let's try again.

Can you please bring me a glass of Pinot Noir?

Oh, Miss Ramona, with your respect, this is not a hotel. There's no room

service. If you want some wine, go downstairs.

Okay.

Ramona, she just has an agenda.

How can I look the best and everybody look the worst? And she will do anything

she possibly needs to do to get to the end point, which is me, me, me, me, me,

me. Me.

You have to be strong. You can't smile.

You can't look welcoming. You've got to look like you are a Gurkha soldier in

charge of this place.

Oh, my Lord.

That wasn't bad.

Oh. Didn't take us long enough.

Look how cute this is. Oh, wow. Look, she's got the virgin mother.

Whoa.

She's got it locked.

Oh, there's a doorbell.

Never heard of that.

I'm afraid to press anything here because you'll have, like, a ghoul.

So funny, we're having oysters tomorrow night, and I found an oyster platter

downstairs.

We could open up our own store in this house.

What's going to happen one day when I go?

Hannah's going to probably throw it all away.

Don't go.

I'm going to miss you.

Well, I got some news. I think you're going before me, so don't worry about

Should we try to go back?

Can we try to go into the back way? I have to pee so bad.

You always have to pee.

I'm fertilizing the soil.

It's good. You couldn't hold it? Until we get out. Come on. That's not good for

your bladder.

I don't know how good corn shucks are good for your bladder. Look, she's got a

Christmas tree up. I'd love to actually go in the house.

All right, let's try this door.

Knock, knock.

Oh, my goodness.

Look at it. Oh, my God. You came in the back.

You don't recognize me. I'm in my country clothes. Please, you're wearing

Gucci socks.

I can't even. This is your country clothes?

Okay. All right.

Upper East Siders, the way that they country live isn't exactly what the rest

the world considers roughing it.

So, yeah, the water was right up where you could jump in and swim.

No. Honest to God. No.

Yes. It was like a swimming pool. It splashed. That's terrible.

Now, I had a revelation today. All of Richard's stuff.

I had to get rid of it all, the whole entire basement.

Because when he died, I just moved everything downstairs.

In a weird way, it's been good because I would have never gone through it.

That's a nice way to look at it. Because it was all filled with water, all they

could do was haul it out. The house feels like a totally different energy. I

used to even be afraid to sometimes spend the night here by myself. I really

wouldn't be afraid anymore.

It feels more alive and more awake than it's ever felt.

Oh my God, look how beautiful everything is in here.

Well, thank you.

I love my kitchen.

This is my retreat.

I'm ashamed because I decorated, I cooked, I made it nice.

We'll do a little tour.

Of course, you've already seen the dining room.

You don't touch the St.

Morgan letters.

Sonia, you'll see the difference. I painted this, Sonia. You like it that

Whoa! I put the carpet.

Wait a minute, that carpet is, wow!

Yeah, I had Missoni make it. I did it right. I'm only doing it once.

I wanted a bite. Wait, what happened?

No, no!

Why did you do that?

And then I put a star carpet here to warm it up. Remember, there's no carpet

here.

Ramona, I don't think your dog's potty trained.

Disgusting.

I don't clean up my own dogs.

Sonia, this is your room. You get the honored Hannah's room.

Ooh!

What about this?

One, two.

One, two. One, two. All right, let's see my room because I'm

very curious. Your room's the Moroccan room.

Oh, you got the Moroccan room? You got the Moroccan room.

Nothing happens in the Moroccan room. I don't even go in the Moroccan room.

Where is the Moroccan?

I should just keep it locked.

I'll just go relax. No more touring.

I feel like that guy from the Hamptons. So boring.

Let's eat!

I don't know why she gets so angry sometimes. I just don't know. She blows

fuse. She loses it for no reason.

She was like a Dermaniac. The one thing I know about Dorinda, she gets really

angry and blows up, and then she feels really bad.

So I just am going to pretend like nothing's wrong. I'll bring some

flowers, and I know we're going to move on. Fingers crossed.

I'm not even angry about what happened. I was just really in disbelief and I was

just really hurt. I know she didn't really mean it, but it still hurt me.

It all started with she asked the birthday to be with me.

I've already had two parties with Sonia.

I mean, I'm more than happy to do something with her. Maybe we do

its own. Yeah. Make it separate, like you're having your separate.

I know, I agree. You guys are thinking, how would you like these days? Getting

sharper in your older age.

No, you just never noticed.

No, no, no.

Vocabulary is a whole other story.

I mispronounce everything.

What would we do without our Ramona -ism? I mean, we have to have that.

Coming up.

Do you see what Elise posted earlier today?

It's all fun and games until someone pisses me off.

I'm glad we have a gorgeous day.

Yeah, it's nice.

It's pretty to look at all the foliage and the trees.

All right.

We're here.

Oh, it's cold.

Oh, so gorgeous.

Ready? Yeah.

I was born ready. I know that.

Don't you want her little waist?

Look how good we look now. You guys look great. I look at her waist. You guys

look amazing. You look darling.

You guys look amazing.

That's a condescending middle -aged woman say to young women. Yeah, you're

looking darling.

I'm happy for you. I'm not a jealous person. I'm really happy for you, but

too painful for me to look.

It smells everything new.

Look at the carpeting. Oh, my God. I love.

It's so rich looking.

Yeah. Fabulous.

Wow.

Oh, my God. It looks great.

Oh, you made it. I love you. I want to make peace with you, baby.

I brought flowers.

These are beautiful. Because you're beautiful inside and out. I'm willing to

it go because I just know Dorinda's going through something.

She's not really mad at me. She's mad at life.

She feels life's cheated her.

That's what it is. She feels life has cheated her.

Let's go. We'll do a quick tour, then we're going to have a great lunch.

So I created this sitting area.

Don't you feel like it's warmer? Yeah.

And I did. And Hannah's room didn't change, right?

Hannah's I just updated.

And then. Really pretty.

This is it.

Guess where you are? The fish room. Am I in the fish room?

I love it.

And look who's here.

I get to sleep in the car. Look at me.

Oh, it's my friend.

It's my friend.

Oh, hi, honey.

Wait a second. Come on, honey. Oh, look, look.

I think Dorinda did a lot of work on the house to make it look exactly like it

looked before and new and improved.

I miss you, darling.

It's like Bluestone Manor on steroids.

We got to keep it. It's got a lot of memories.

I've got a friend for you, too. Come on, Ramona. Just because I know you don't

like to be lonely.

The other fish. Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus.

I believe in positive energy.

So I said, you know what? I'm going to be positive.

She'll be positive back to me, and it's going to happen. And I'm thrilled.

Am I the only one having wine? No, I'm having beer.

You're having beer?

Mm -hmm.

I don't know why.

I have another beer as well. It's so delicious.

Excuse me, but I brought my suitcase in because I want to put a sweater on

because I'm having a little chilly. Can I open up the suitcase and take a

sweater out? Of course. But I look messy in your foyer. Who cares? Did you see

what Elise posted earlier today?

It's all fun and games until someone pisses me off.

Like, what does that mean?

Oh, well, I think I know what it means.

I think it's totally geared towards Ramona.

Well, you're the one who told me that she blocked her from social media,

No, Ramona blocked Elise.

Oh, I thought it was the other way around.

No, Elise called me up and said she blocked me from social media. Ramona

her? Not blocked, unfollowed. Unfollowed. I think an unfollow and a

two different things. Yeah, very different. Right. I've never been

anyone. I think Elise has... I can't say the same. I think Elise has an issue

with Ramona, that's for sure.

Dorit didn't know exactly what she was doing. She invited Elise. She knows that

Elise has an issue with Ramona.

It's just one more pawn in the game of chess.

Or does Ramona have an issue with the leaf?

Both. They have issues with each other. I think it's mutual.

With friends like Ramona, who needs enemies?

That's all I'm thinking to myself.

We made someone's favorite chicken. I love chicken. But it's Asian chicken.

Oh, it looks delicious.

I marinated it all night, so we'll do this.

That beer is so good. I had to sip that.

I was like, I love Ramona. I don't know what Elise put that photo up. I mean, I

kind of brought it up to me.

Do you want to come to the table? How are we going to do Ramona? We are.

Dorinda and I are very pissed off at Ramona, and Elise is like hauling her

out. So get ready for a five or six car pileup. I'm Ramona.

I'll come with the hose and put the fire out when I feel she's just about out of

crisp.

I heard a hello.

What is it?

Sounds like a week.

Hi.

Hi.

Yay.

Oh, my God. I can't get in.

Come in. I wasn't sure when you were getting here. Look who's here.

Oh.

How are you doing? Good.

How was the drive up? Keep full.

Hi. Hi.

How are you? Good.

What's going on? Nice to see you. Nice to see you. Why don't you sit, have some

lunch, and then I'll show you your room and everything.

There was a Ramona rule book that Elise needed to follow to act as Ramona's

buffer. And Elise is now following it.

So, you're out, Elise.

Thank you for having us. How did Ramona get such balls?

Dorinda gave them to me.

I gave her the ball.

Yeah, what happened to the balls? Let me get the balls.

We need two balls here and two balls there. I slept with a guy with one ball

once. Oh, my God.

That was very kind of you. Anybody want some balls?

You have a lot of balls. It was a one and done kind of thing. One and done?

I heard you could get pregnant with one boy. Welcome to the opening of Blue

Storm Manor. She's been asleep for eight months. Thank God it's over.

Thank God it's... She has been asleep, but she's awake. Yes, she's awake.

than ever.

Better than ever. It feels like a relief to have the girls here, because it's

like, okay, you've heard me going through all this stuff. Now you can see

actually did it. Let me show you your room, too.

I wasn't lying.

This was a big thing I was going through.

This is where I come to rest. Are you going to talk to Ramona?

Yeah.

At some point, you know, I mean, I'm just... She obviously just wants to

it didn't happen, but it did happen. That's how we all feel.

If Ramona did that to me, I'd be heartbroken.

I felt betrayed.

That's what you... Well, heartbroken. Dorinda and Sonia are both instigators.

Dorinda is hoping I'm going to be as fierce as she is, and she will never

an opportunity to watch Ramona squirm. Oh, my God, what are we on about here?

are talking about the other night we were at... Well, you were there. You

with us when she left with that young guy, remember?

I don't know what night this was. They were all over you. The night you were

disinvited to.

Yeah, thank you for that. What happened? The night that all of you went to

Omar's after the haunted house and I was not invited. Oh, you were disinvited. I

invited you. Wait, why weren't you invited?

Actually, I don't think you were actually originally invited. She invited

but why wouldn't you invite me?

Coming up.

That's weak play. What? You know she's weak. Can you do that? She's crying.

Why are you getting involved? She's crying.

Why wouldn't you invite me?

Really? Basically, when I went down, I was like, am I going home with you? And

said, no, I'm going to be going out. And you go, where are you going? I'm going

out with these other girls. I haven't seen these girls, these girls, my girls

for 12 years. You were going to a club.

Like, what was the difference if I joined you in a club? If you want to

this conversation, I'd rather do it privately. We could have the

Let's just have it right now.

I'm next to the cake.

Ramona has a reputation for blowing up friendships. And part of what she does

to make you feel insignificant.

And she's accomplished it.

Now let's fast forward to the next Omar downtown, Omar Nightmare 2.

Okay, can you just lower your voice a little bit?

She's pissed.

She can be pissed, but lower your voice a little. Then I'd rather, like, I don't

need to do something.

If you want to do that, yeah, I do. Because that's what my father used to

you want to have a conversation, let's go here. Let's go here. Come on. She's

trying to run. She's trying to run. She's going to gaslight Elise.

I was a victim of Ramona in Rhode Island. I blocked out your behavior

was so atrocious, I didn't want to remember it. I don't remember.

Let's get in there. You have to just, you know, be on your own and develop

friendships organically. Can we come in?

I don't like gaslighters, and I'm not going to let Elise

be another victim.

Let me just preface it.

One thing I do that I'm not really comfortable with right now, but it's the

first time I'm doing this, if I have a conflict with a girlfriend, I always do

it one -on -one. I don't involve other people.

I don't tell people, oh, my God, e -e -e. I don't take sides. So the fact

you know, whatever, you've been talking it up really kind of disappoints me.

Number one, judge. That is judge bullshit.

Because when you have problems with all of our friends, you talk to me about it

all the time. No, that's not true. Dare I say I'm enjoying watching Ramona

squirm a bit. And you know what?

There's nowhere to go.

So anyway, bottom line is, what's your problem?

You now have new one, two, three, four friends. My problem is the way you've

been treating me. You know what? You know what? You don't appreciate what

done for you. No, no, no. Don't click. No, I'm not clicking. You know what?

Sorry you feel this way. You're not sorry.

You're not sorry. Better than Broadway. It's not my job to make you feel

comfortable with my people. It's your job to treat me with respect and as a

friend. When I asked you at the Halloween party, what kind of friend

to you? You couldn't answer if I'm a good friend? Excuse me. Dorinda and I

major altercation.

You were so narcissistic.

Narcissistic. Absolutely not. Don't chime in. Okay, stop. Stop.

You came over to me and you go,

You don't pay enough attention to me. Number one, I don't talk like this. I

don't pay enough attention.

And I'm like, really? I have never said you don't pay enough attention to me. I

said you compartmentalize.

You know what?

Enjoy my friend. And then when I went down. Enjoy my friend, girl. No, that is

such bullshit.

Just like you, like I let you enjoy my husband and my family. I don't really

enjoy. That's such bullshit. No. I share everything with you. And I share

everything with you. It sucks. What's your problem? Because when I went down

Omar to see if you were okay afterwards. He's going to piss at you. See, I want

to do this conversation right, because I don't want to do it in front of all

these girls. So if you're going to do it, we're going to do it. I'm laughing

front of everybody.

She's running.

She's on the run. I'm not running. I don't have conflicts in front of other

people. Fight or flight.

Ramona has a selective memory.

She's the queen of scenes.

He's fine.

And Anna, what's your problem?

He's not making a scene. No, he's not.

He's talking to us. You're rude.

You're rude. Oh, my God, Dorita. I'm reading.

I'm reading.

You don't hear me.

I never responded to my invitation to my celebration of my anti -skincare. So

why? I don't feel the need to give you an explanation.

Well, let's just talk it through, you and I. I don't need an audience, okay?

So the way I was disappointed was when I went to the Halloween

party, and just Dorinda was Dorinda. She's been going through a lot of shit.

call her, you know, durational or whatever. She went off on me, and you

that. She saw that, and I was so distraught and so upset that I wanted to

that I actually left the room because I love Dorinda, and Dorinda loves me.

I did a party for the people, and I'm trying to ask her about something.

You're drunk.

Is that classy?

No. No, but I don't think anybody's great in this story, to tell you the

It's weird that I'm saying I'm going to back up Ramona, but I feel like I've

been on the other side of the wrath of Dorinda, and I think that she needs to

understand that she went too far, and she hit below the belt. And I'm going to

tell you honestly.

Because I love you. I think that... Don't do it. Be careful. No, no. But I

thought it would... Exactly, Leah.

Thank you. You'll yell at a dinner party if someone... No, I'm not. I'm not

saying that. No, I'm saying... You weren't saying that. What'd you do? I

going, with Dorinda, it's like I love her, but at the same time, there's just

speaking the truth to her.

Because you will get your head chopped off. Kind of like in a communist regime.

You know, I know Ramona is...

Far from perfect, okay?

As we all know. Nobody's saying that. But it's Halloween night. The toast just

felt really, I don't know, really dark and crazy. It wasn't dark at all. I was

like, you know. I mean, schadenfreude. That's what you are. You try to get

happiness out of other people.

fault. You're terrible to Sonia and you're not nice.

You're terrible to me.

Stop, Lou. Don't go there. I'm not defending Ramona. I'm just saying.

defending the devil. I'm not defending the devil.

What's mean is to yell out in front of your group that you're a drunk.

Let me tell you the way I saw this. I have become one of your very close

friends. I have a lot of close friends. I have a birthday party. I have 50 girls

there, okay?

You don't consider me one of your very close friends? Yeah, I have 50 close

friends. 50 close friends, then you're naive if you think you have 50 close

friends. You know what? I have a lot of girlfriends.

I introduced you to them. You have a lot of social friends. You and I are in the

same social circle in the Hamptons and in the city. Elisa, let me just repeat

myself. I brought you in. If you think I am on par with 50 other women, Ramona,

you're clueless.

Just embrace all my saints.

Ramona, just embrace me.

Just embrace me. No, don't run away from me. I'm not. You are what I've done for

you. Take it. Do you appreciate what I've done for you? Absolutely. You're

running away again. I'm not running away. Absolutely. Oh, my God.

Coming up.

Sonia and I are doing a show together. She wants to exploit me.

Exploit you? I don't need you. Go f*** yourself.

You're running away again.

Absolutely. Oh, my.

God.

And I'm not passing any judgment.

I don't know.

You better get back in. Go over there. You're in the hot seat. I didn't run

away. I said I appreciate what I've done for you. I do appreciate what I've done

for you.

It's not tip or test. Just stop. Really? I should appreciate you, but you

shouldn't appreciate me?

I've always appreciated you. There's something wrong with you right now. And

want you to stick up for me because she was mean to me. Ramona, did you say, are

you drunk or are you drinking? No, you said are you drunk. We're trying to

figure it out. Well, I used the wrong D word. I said drink. I should have just

said, like, why are you being mean to me? No, but she said, you said, are you

drunk? I heard and I wasn't.

We're in your daughter's life, Larry. Are you drunk yet? You're drunk.

I haven't even had a drink.

I think you're whacked. I'm not whacked. You've been here since 7 .30.

I'm not whacked. You're whacked out of your mind.

Here's the thing. I was trying to talk to you. It was like an automatic. Tonya

and I felt like, I don't feel like you're happy being with us anymore.

We come to Larry Scott. You took us to Larry Scott. You could care less if we

were there. We don't care we were there. Yes, I do. You were like drinking all

the sugar.

What kind of lame -ass excuse

is that?

The only reason you invited us this year is because you wanted us to do a group

photo because of our Instagram followers for Larry Scott.

We're not dumb.

Why would you ever let anyone not sit at your table at home? You only pay

attention to your 80 friends when you're with them. And then you don't want them

around. It wasn't my table.

It wasn't my table.

Doesn't matter, Ramona. Look around. This is your home. I get it. This is

we... Yes, blue eyes. I get it. This is where who loves you. This is where the

good times are bad. You don't need to... We're going to let somebody else speak

then. Ramona, speak.

There's nothing to say. You know what? I mean, I'm doing... What am I saying?

Okay. Whatever you say, we're going to freak out.

Whatever you say, we're going to freak out.

All right, don't let her manipulate you.

Right now, I feel like I'm going to give the girl a break. Then we've achieved

something here. She'll think twice before she walks up and calls me drunk

She'll think twice before she tries to pull the wool over my eyes. Listen, you

two, I thought the Grim Reaper was going to come in and, like, blast...

Halloween night, it was.

Well, you were late. You don't even know what happened.

I do.

I was late at your old party. Was I aggressive? Yes.

Do I regret it?

Nope. Am I a special girlfriend?

Yeah, absolutely.

All right. Great.

Amazing. Ramona, feel this thing and play that harp. I'm so sorry I make you

feel that way because you are. Thank you. That's why I include you here. All

right. Now I'm sitting on your lap because Dorinda got tipped, so now I get

tipped.

You're a little... Well, you're not really heavy, but... Am I a little

No, but you're... All right.

Wow, you gave in quickly.

Well, you know what?

Look, I don't want to keep fighting with her. I want to have a fun girls'

weekend. I'm the one who forgave Ramona too easily.

They have the same fights over and over again because there never really seems

to be any resolution.

You know, I think you need to do two...

Be peaceful. I think if you're peaceful now, and just be really peaceful and

grow, and just have, like, people that really love you, you know? Just be

peaceful. We all know Ramona has a personality for each occasion. When

the Hamptons, when she's dating.

But she had a soft side that you could be like, stop it, Ramona, and she'd sort

of snap out of it. But now she's just all Mrs. Posh.

Well, actually, Dorinda, I didn't share it with the rest of the group, but,

like, recently, like, I've been spending, like, weekends alone in the

at my house. I don't have anybody come.

I just stay by myself.

Why not? No, I like it. And maybe I'll go out for Saturday night dinner with,

like, maybe, like, two couples, and that's it. It's good to spend time with

and actually, I'm good with it.

You need to meet someone that just loves you for absolutely you in every way,

because that's where we're at.

A lot of men are intimidated by us because we're financially independent.

We're strong. We're personable. A strong man will laugh at that and be like, you

do you.

They'll be so happy.

Most men aren't strong. Very few.

So I've come to terms with that. So I know all you need is one, but I feel at

terms with myself. All you need is one.

They may be hiding in a grocery store.

I'll tell you whether or not. They're not at a Joe Farrell party. I thought

was terrible.

First of all, Dorinda doesn't even know how to meet a man. And actually...

Two men from that party have called me to ask me out, and they're very

very successful, really nice, and sort of meet my criteria.

So it's full.

I think we should go.

Oh, yeah,

why are we in the fireplace?

Oh, Len, be upset. We're staying in for dinner. Oh, oh, we're staying here for

dinner 100%. We're not going out. We are not going out.

Let's order pizza and go to bed early.

Yeah, this is a great room.

I'm taking a thirst trap photo.

You don't have a poop pot or a tight. I have a little.

You got everything tight. It's tight because nothing's going in there, honey.

I have a doctor to make you only able to have sex with a chihuahua. Because my

girlfriend had it done. And I don't want that. I don't want that. I want to be

able to have sex with anybody.

Pit bull, you know what I mean? I'll tell you, I don't like those big dicks.

I want romance. I want someone to put their tongue in my butt. Oh, my God.

What's wrong with that?

I draw the line somewhere.

Sometimes. We can get takeout with two Chinese.

Yeah, Chinese.

Yeah, Chinese. Takeout Chinese.

Yes. Yes.

And I'm not going to throw anything tonight.

You're not throwing anything. I'm not throwing anything. Except for shade.

We're confined inside a house that has a lot of...

Glass and things look very breakable, and I know myself very well if I turn up

She's gonna get broken in here, and I don't want to do that look at this. Oh

Look at that purple majesty purple majesty isn't that beautiful?

God Sonia's ass does look amazing. What does I want that ass?

I mean, it's like out of control.

You have the best ass ever No, yours is better. I got a different kind. No, you

got the best. It's real?

It is real.

It does get me far in the world.

It gets me far in the world. With ass sets like this, why do I have to work,

baby?

When it comes down to it, what's a better ass set?

My ass or the townhouse? Honey, my ass. Because nobody can take this away.

Oh, my God. I can't drink too much. I'm going to get wasted.

Bitch, you just poured an entire glass of vodka in there.

I don't want to be puking all night.

All right, I'm going to put pajamas on.

Okay, we're going to order some food. So we're talking about Sonia and I are

doing a show together.

Oh, that's so nice.

Are you going to pay her? Are you going to pay her for the first time? No, she

never fucking pays me. Shut the duck up. My girl, Lou, it's not that I don't

have a good time doing.

Any kind of performance with her.

But I have a family to support. I have people who depend on me.

Other than Lou.

I want to bring Sonia into my show because I love her.

Pay her $10 ,000 or $5 ,000. She wants to exploit me. No, no. Pay her at least

$5 ,000. Exploit you? I don't need you. Go f*** yourself.

I don't need you. Go f*** yourself.

But you have to pay her?

Something? I do pay her. Of course I do. $225 is $2 ,000. No, $225.

You only pay her $200?

I have Broadway actors.

She's not a Broadway actor!

No, you're not.

Don't pretend you're a Broadway actor because you're not. I love you, but

not. I have major Broadway talent. My show's the best comedians, the best

singers. I am not going to pay Sonya Morgan more to take off her dress to be

my cabaret show.

I have to be loyal to something. Here's the thing. I don't need you in my show.

You don't need me, but we're so fucking funny together.

No. What am I missing in here?

You're being mean to me because you want me for free. I'm not. I love you. I

don't want you for free. I love you because you're my friend.

And if you love being in my show, great.

If you don't, then I don't need you.

You're not valuing her. What do you mean I don't value you?

You gave me $225.

That's the name of the cover of my hair and makeup. You have made me feel that

you don't appreciate it. And guess what? I don't want you in the show.

She doesn't need me.

I don't need you.

I have my own cabaret show that's very huge.

And guess what? You're not part of it. And I tried to include you. And you made

me feel bad about it. She didn't mean to do that. Yeah, she did.

I said I can't do it. You're done. I don't want you in my show. How's that?

You're done.

You do want me to show. You're done.

No, you do not want me to show.

You're done.

Don't want you in my show, you bitch.

Oh, my God. I'm Sonya Morgan. How can I not talk to you something? I love to

talk to you like that. I hate that. Where did good time Luann go?

Because right now, Luann is that diva that I have heard about, but I have not

seen yet.

It's your warrior thing.

That's not acceptable behavior. I'm a warrior.

I'm a funny girl.

You're a funny girl just like Fanny Briggs. That is not acceptable. But you

don't understand. I love Luann. Oh, my God. Lu.

Lu, that's not what she was saying. Lu, where are you? Lu.

You're missing the point, Lou.

Oh, yes, she did.

Can I talk to you for a second?

I don't need her in my show. I have my own cabaret show.

I do a great job on my own. I know you do what I do. I'm very successful on a

natural tour. Do you think I need Sonia Morgan who's going to pick up her

clothes on the stage?

I don't need her.

Horrible.

She's horrible. I don't want her in my show. I was giving her a chance.

Because I love her and I wanted to make it right with her for fun.

I get that. I get that. She thinks she's going to be the star of my show. Well,

she's sadly mistaken.

I love her. She doesn't love you. You allow a love that's out of love.

Yes, she does love you right now.

That is not acceptable.

You want me to stand up for you right now?

I'll stand up for you because I'm a warrior.

That's unacceptable behavior.

No. Because you're weak.

Because you're weak. I can't do this.

Are you weak, Sonya Morgan?

I'm not weak. You need me to be struggling.

I said no. No, you didn't. I said no. You sat there and you accepted it.

I asked for money.

Come on. I asked for money. I just asked for money.

Come on. I know Dorinda's a white witch, but there is some dark -ass energy

going on right now, and I need to sage the shit out of Bluestone Manor.

She's just being a really resentful, horrible friend right now. Broadway.

weak play.

What? She's crying. You know she's weak. Can you do that?

Come on, Luke, we're strong warriors.

You're never going to be in my show.

No, she's not. I want her in my show.

Shame on you.

Why shame on me? You sit with a friend that stood by you in your journey of

sobriety. Yes, in your journey of sobriety. You're very lucky to have

love you around you. I swear to God. I owe you for the rest of my life. I'm

always there for you, but I want you to... feel that I'm standing by. Okay?

I've always been there for you and you know that, but I want you to feel it.

want to forget that? We're not forgetting it. No, I didn't forget that.

Oh, really?

She's crying.

She's crying.

I understand,

but why are you letting this affect you? Because the way it takes it is a

friendship. And we are officially what you call off the fucking rails.

I never want to see her on my show. She's not coming into my show.

She's worthless.

You're worthless and you're not coming into my show. I never want to see you

into my show. You're not coming into my show ever.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New York City.

I'm a sloppy chick. I look good, but I'm sloppy. Okay, all right. Thank you very

much. Dorinda, you know everything.

You're drunk and full. You have a mugshot of your drunkenness. You're a

human being. Get over it.

They got you high.

You said you didn't really like that prince that you met. How do you mind a

prince? You peed on the prince. You peed on the prince.

Stop at the toilet. So don't get grossed out. Oh, my God. There's a baby turd.

There's a baby turd. That's amazing.

You're complimenting Luann's singing. She does.

She loves my show.

I'm so happy to be the only one with my period. I love

it.

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