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Previously, on the Real Housewives of New York City.

Oh!

I got so scared!

Jimmy and Scott, back together!

Woo! She will be getting married, and this is it! You're coming for Halloween,

right? I think I'm going to be having Halloween in Chicago.

Oh, you are?

It's been a great ride, and I'm so excited for my future.

You know this word?

Schadenfreude. If something bad happens, you get pleasure from it. You're nuts!

You invited Elise, and you're not even talking to her.

I'm having a birthday party. So this year I'm inviting all my girlfriends

got 60. Why don't you do it with her? Hers is the 25th. No, it's my own party.

It's for me. You thought it was for all your girlfriends? It's my birthday.

It's my birthday and her birthday too. No, no, no.

Like a mint in my mouth, I can be a bit fresh.

I'm no one's arm candy.

I'm the whole bowl of sugar.

So what if I'm self -involved?

Who else should I be involved with?

I'll say sorry for what I've done, but never for who I am.

I rise above the drama and won't settle for the lower level.

I don't know. I kind of would love to see you in a priest outfit. I can't even

lie.

Rob isn't typically my plus one, but he's a very important person in my life,

and I want to see what the women think about him. And more importantly, I want

to see what he thinks of the women. Or you could be Jesus Christ himself.

Hey, girl. How are you? I gave you a little preview of what I'm thinking

doing. It's so pretty. I have a very similar feather headdress that I'm kind

wearing. It's similar but bigger.

My good friend Evan always has the most fabulous Halloween party in New York.

This year, I want to be able to enjoy the girls and have time for them, so I

decided I'm not going to perform.

Evan set up this great dining room for us to party.

It's perfect.

Okay, I've got a story for you, because I know after years, she doesn't know the

full extent of being with Ramona. I was totally Ramona -sized again. No.

I wish Sonia were here. I couldn't believe it. What happened?

She said, listen, I'm going to have my birthday, and I really would love for

to come with me to Larry Scott so you can help me put together my birthday.

I forget, whenever you talk to Ramona, you've got to watch what she's saying,

but listen with a different ear. Oh, yeah. I swear to God, when Sonia and I

in there, she barely spoke to us, wanted us there just so Larry could take

pictures with us.

Wait, did you do a video or something? Brenda, come here. Do a picture quick.

Sonia. I need you for a minute. It's a little something for our little social

media. Here, eat this. This is the rope.

Tommy, wrong side. You got to go from that side.

Oh, my God. That's so annoying.

Promo doing this.

Three hours of my day.

It's not bad enough that Ramona swindled us into the situation so she would get

a free party.

It's the fact that she thought we were so stupid and not acknowledge it. I was

under the impression, too.

That may be, I said to Sonia, I think what she's going to do because she's

having this on the 19th and your birthday's on the 25th because she

disinvited you with Lucia last year. I wanted to add Sonia if there's space.

No. Okay.

I think she was going to say, by the way, I'm doing a joint birthday for me

you, Sonia.

No. No.

Only me. Oh, my God.

Just mine.

Mine, all mine, all mine. This is about me and my coming out and then never

spoke to us again.

So she didn't ask your advice?

Like, what do you think I should do? Not really. The flowers, the decoration.

Not really.

I completely understand why Dorinda's mad at Ramona.

But you've known Ramona for 20 years. This shouldn't be surprising.

She really needs to chill with the judgy stuff with me. It's, like, too much,

you know? Judgy stuff with all of us. I can't even, like.

It's like she called me the other day. She's trying to do this whole Tinsley

thing, like I have something to do with her moving to Chicago.

We went out for drinks with Tinsley. She said, look, I know that this is for

real this time around. I'm 100 % sure. I'm like, well, you know what?

Good. The good ways are to freeze up a bedroom in the Berkshires.

Maybe I'll have a Leo.

Listen, everybody deserves to be happy.

Just like in the animal kingdom, the tigers don't get along with the rabbits,

but it doesn't mean they all can't scab her away and be happy.

Wait, I will join you in that. I feel like this is like you wake up in the

morning and you put your fighting armor on. Oh, yeah, girl.

That looks good on you. It does, actually.

Gladiator woman.

We should wear these to Ramona's birthday party. Oh, my God. She only has

so we're going to show up as gladiators.

Hi, how have you been? Welcome. Good to hear you. Good. It's been a while. So

I'd love to have a table for two in the bar area. Oh, yes, absolutely.

Okay, great. Thanks.

Hello, gorgeous lady. Hey, girlfriend.

How are you?

How are you?

I didn't know what to order you for your drink. I'm going to get my tequila.

That's predictable.

Oh, the tequila.

Let me see if I can get the waiter.

Rory set me up with Ryan, or alias the red scarf guy. My parents married 55

years. Are you kidding me? That's unbelievable.

I thought he was like really great in so many ways. And he definitely fit

everything in my box.

How's the love life going? Well, it's very interesting. The last time you set

up with someone like a year ago, you said, Ramona, think out of the box. I

something for you to meet.

I almost got married eight times.

It's unnatural to be monogamous.

So, you know, you do what works for you.

Judgment will kill you. Don't do it. It's toxic.

Right now, I realize I don't want to think out of the box.

If you had to pick one.

So you want love or you want money? I want a best friend. So that's more in

love department.

Yeah, best friend really makes me laugh.

Well, I want someone who's, you know, is like me, that goes to Europe during the

summer. Okay, honey, that's not cheap.

But that's my lifestyle. I'm not going to change it.

But, you know, sometimes people will go for the guy who might be a little older

or a little heavier, but they want the lifestyle.

Obviously, you're telling me I really want to laugh, I want to be in love with

my best friend.

I want it all, girl.

I want it all. I've never said it for less. I only want more.

I need a man who has the same worth as me because men get very intimidated, you

know? I actually went out with a billionaire.

He came to my apartment. Oh, so what is this worth, like $5 million?

Oh, I can see you don't really need anyone.

He didn't even see my house yet in the Hamptons.

Imagine a regular guy, how they feel.

When I sold the old apartment and I moved into my new apartment, I couldn't

really handle it. And I was kind of feeling very awkward in my life. And I

like kind of like almost like, oh, my God, I have to have a man. Why don't I

have a man? I want a man to hold me, to love me, to want me, to be with me.

And I don't know.

So I had this whole renaissance of thought. Now that I'm feeling more

comfortable in my home, I'm realizing, you know, I got myself.

I love myself. I really do. I like who I am. And I have great girlfriends. And,

you know, I want to have someone in my life that adds to it. But if I don't

it, you know what? It's okay.

You know, it's okay. You know what, Beth? Can I tell you something?

Happy attracts happy.

Right. Okay, that makes sense. Right?

You know what I want to do with the downer?

You have everything going for you.

You're a great catch.

Because age is just a number. Look at me.

Exactly.

Cheers to that, girl. Age is just a number. It's all in here.

Exactly.

Hi, darling.

Hi. You're late. Look who you have the little. I'm Buzz.

You're Paul.

I am.

I've had no food all day.

You know, Halloween is really not.

favorite.

I don't really like getting dressed up and running around with people I don't

recognize. I went to Abracadabra and I told them I needed a voodoo outfit.

Ramona doesn't cost them for me to match on.

Okay, so she didn't get one for me. What's up with that? Why wouldn't she

one for me? I think that she wants to keep you in your place.

She's afraid of losing control of her loved ones.

When Ramona needs emotional support, she would come to me.

I get a call from Ramona, and she's like, oh, I'm thinking of stopping by.

as she's saying that, my call waiting is going off at the doorman.

Ramona's on her way out.

And now that she's feeling stronger, and I don't have a jet, a yacht, a house in

Aspen, and I can't do plastic surgery on her, she has no need for me anymore.

At the end of the haunted house, like when dinner was over, and you guys all

into a car, and you were like... Hey, come with us. We're going to go have a

drink. And she's like, no, no, no.

I'm just going with the girls.

Are you kidding me? I heard you texted her BS.

Yeah, of course. I said, because she sent me a text to try to explain away

she was going with just the girls. And I wrote, bullshit.

And I tried to talk to her about it. And she immediately, I'm so busy. I've been

stressed out with my construction and my closet. And then she's running out to

meet guys. And it's like, could you be in the moment with me now? Can I talk to

you about my Century 21 position?

I have this new job with Century 21 as the chief lifestyle officer, which

basically means... For nice.

I used to sell to them all the time. The buyer earning. He's in there. He's

probably not alive anymore. Maybe he is. I know the family, too.

I always feel unsurped by her, you know, or upsurped, or whatever the word is,

in the Ramona dictionary.

You know what it is?

Ramonaville is filled with a lot of one -way street nights.

I really don't recognize Ramona right now. She's always trying to one -up us,

like, I know this one, I know that one. It's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah. Shut up, Ramona.

You're just talking about your fake friends with your fake party.

Let's just say cheers to Oz. Cheers to Oz. Do I have other friends? Ramona is,

like, pulling this bullshit color out on it with me. You know how much dirt I

have on Ramona that I can hold her liable for?

I'm sure you do too. I would never. I would never, but we don't have to tell

that. Coming up.

Oh, hi, Ramona. You're kind of scary looking tonight.

This is you. What are you doing to me?

It's so cold. I think a lot of it has to do with the dehydration.

Dehydration? Dehydration.

Dehydration.

You're not dressed warm enough. This is ridiculous.

No, no, no. Take this and put it over. No, I won't take it. I won't walk away,

Hannah. I need it. It'll make me upset. Walk away from Jimbo. I don't need it.

You have a set. Come on. No, please don't. Please, Annie. I feel guilt. Now.

Now. I need it. Come on.

Then you can wear it home, too. Please, you're not. I will walk away.

Okay, but I will walk away too, so why do we have to do this? Take it home with

you, because doesn't that feel better already?

Yeah. Right?

Hello.

Hello, hello.

You know what I like.

Cheeseburger, Swiss cheese, lettuce made of fresh onion, you know, lots of

mayonnaise, lots of ketchup.

All the sauces.

All the sauces.

Hannah once asked me if I was ever stranded on an island, what's the one

I'd bring, and I said Hellman's mayonnaise.

And let's get some pickles. Let's see the pulse over there.

No burger, just sauces and some mayonnaise.

I cannot eat something without sauces. It's just not worth it.

Mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard.

Have to be a part of every single meal and a russian dressing is just that's a

holiday. Yes Pace sent me a picture of aiden the other day. He looks just like

richard. That's weird.

Okay Oh, yes. Yeah, I saw this photo just like richard But it's okay.

It's okay that i'm alone.

I don't feel alone I know you called me in the car. You said that was a nice

thing. No. No. No, here's the thing that I worry about You used to get sad

because you used to be like, I have no one, right? Like, who is my person?

And I think that you were always used to having a person for a very long time,

like an anchor. And I think that that very much shaped your sense of self.

You know, as a person, I look up to you more now.

Do you?

Absolutely. You're a better role model now than you've ever been. Really?

Absolutely.

You took a bad, bad, bad hand.

And you didn't turn it into a straight, but you made a really pretty picture

with it. And that is so much, it's so much more worthy of pride than just

being married to someone.

I think in the past six years, you know, everyone has seen me go through a lot

of changes and growing. And it's a different Dorinda that's in here today.

You're good, Mom.

I love you very much. Sorry, I cried.

Why? Sorry.

Because that's not what lunch was about.

I think it's the first time Hannah has seen me fully just be Dorinda with no

labels. I, you know, run my own life, manage my own finances. I'm not

to get married and things. And I think she's really enjoying that complete

independence in me. For your birthday.

I feel an incredible amount of guilt.

Why? I feel like I never do it right. And I'm like always like a very busy

of year for me. Don't worry about it. I'm not a big birthday person.

Why? It's silly at this age.

Well, Laura's having a coming out birthday party. What is that? At 60 of

best friends in New York City, just women. Oh, that's great.

It's about coming out. Anyway, I want to cook a dinner for you. What about a

birthday lunch?

Did you see that thing that's happening over in Rikers Island?

You want to have your birthday at Rikers? No, but when you had, used to

soccer. Randall Island, not Rikers.

Rikers is where they send, like, murderers.

Oh, my God.

I haven't been on this block for a while. When Poppy was here, like, last

summer, I ate down on that street with her.

Rob and I always make it a point to go to Chinatown, to our favorite Chinese

restaurant, not the tourist spot.

Hi. How are you? Good, thank you. Three for dinner.

When you're from New York, you know the spots to eat at.

It's not just all about the Upper East Side.

Would you like anything to drink? Can I have a hot tea?

Can I have a beer?

I'll have Qingdao. Thank you. Thanks.

Look how much they have.

Oh, my God. Do you have anything recommended to you?

Something without carb.

Oh, shit.

Let's just order regular. All right. We can just, you know what? We're good.

Vegetable lo mein, chicken with broccoli, steamed dumpling.

Pork, please. Okay. And I'll do a small egg drop soup. Thank you. Thanks so

much. Oh, you're welcome.

This is just the norm for me and Rob. I mean, at this point, we've been co

-parents longer than we were a couple.

When I had Kiki, I was 25 years old. I did not want to be in a relationship.

I needed to spread my wings and fly, and I don't mean those wings.

Why is the wings on your vagina?

Because they fly.

No, no, no, they don't fly. Thank God Rob's just been a rock in so many ways.

Thank you.

I went for lunch with Bunny and Brian the other day.

How was that?

I was, like, jumping around and doing cartwheels.

Were you in the gym?

No, we were having a dinner outside.

I think you're just on a slippery slope with the alcohol, and I don't want to go

into big detail. You know how I feel.

We talked about you.

Of course.

Obviously.

Thank you. I'm like, isn't it kind of weird that me and Rob have been broken

for like 11 years and neither one of us has really moved on in another

relationship?

And then I'm like, I feel like you guys would never even accept another person

that I brought around.

And they were like, Rob is our son.

I mean, it is, you know. I have no mother figure, so your mom is

like, a mother figure. I know. I mean, I'm glad that you guys are so close, you

know? She's a great part of Keir's life. I know. I need to give her way more

credit than I do.

Yeah. I know. I just have a lot of, like, past. She made you. She'll take

out.

She's tried to take me out a couple times.

My sister likes to say that me and my mother can only communicate and show

other love through arguing, which is really depressing.

And maybe why I'm still single, I don't know.

I still hold a lot of anger and resentment at them.

But can you imagine Kiki being 17 and us being like, you know what?

No, you can't come home. Live on the street.

They did that?

She says I was 19, but whatever.

What's the difference?

Isn't 19 kind of old to still live with your parents?

Shouldn't you have moved out by then anyway? Well, most people are in college

that time.

So they're still being taken care of. And why didn't you go to college?

Did you not get in or something?

No, I would have not pleased here.

Look, I haven't been a saint. My mother is very hard on me, I think.

And, you know, I can be an asshole sometimes.

I need to be better to her. You knew this.

You know that.

Don't be a dick.

Honestly. I'm just saying, you know that.

I'll pour your beer out.

Or I'll chug it right now.

You're so, I told you so.

That was so annoying.

Don't annoy me, because I am PMSing.

I'm making men cute.

This is where you act like Bunny, because you know what? Bunny is an I

so type person.

Sue me.

Most therapists, they let women end up marrying men that are like their

Ew. What?

I know. But it's like some weird childhood, like, thing.

Like, yeah. Well, I ended up having a kid with someone who's like my mother.

Coming up.

I can't believe she brought Missy. Yeah, I know.

That's the girlfriend of my aunt. That's the girlfriend.

Hi, how are you? Welcome to Fluffy. Thank you.

I'm checking in on Luann's daily steps.

Okay, cool. We've been expecting you. Okay. I don't normally dress up for

Halloween, but I found a see -through mesh jumpsuit to wear.

So tonight, I'm going to be the voodoo slut.

How are you? Hi, how are you? Oh, well, thank you. This is the glam table.

This is it.

Get that makeup on me.

Is Luann here?

She's on her way.

I'm a Virgo, so I'm ten minutes early to everything.

But there is kind of a theme with Luann. She kind of has her own time frame

she's working on.

Evan!

Hi!

Happy Halloween, darling.

You're looking gorgeous.

You're looking gorgeous.

How are you? Oh, I love that.

Oh, thanks. I thought we were a little sequence to go walk through and see. Oh,

my God. This looks incredible. I know. Completely transformed, right? Wow.

not even finished yet.

The Halloween party last year was the sexy nurse.

You're pretty slutty. I'm pretty slutty, too. This year, it is the voodoo kind

of priestess. You know, it has to be shocking. That's what Halloween's all

about. And then going into the cemetery. So this is going to be completely smoke

-filled, different world in here. So that's kind of party room.

Chef, how are you? Oh, chef!

Très bien.

C 'est génial.

Génial. Oh, my God. So the menu is over the top.

Yeah, we have spider crabs, like pigs, alligator.

We have the head of the goat.

The seafood platter is kind of escaping.

It's not a Halloween party until somebody's grossed out.

So I'm hoping the girls are going to be grossed out.

Oh, my God. The girls are going to love this.

Love it.

Hello.

Hi, girl.

What are you doing? Blonde up your hair? Yeah, it's going to be.

Day of the Dead -ish, voodoo -ish, and then I'm wearing a sheer bodysuit. And

you're going naked underneath?

I have something to cover my nipples up. Oh, okay. Let me not, like, give

everybody a heart attack later.

Oh, come on.

It's Halloween. You're supposed to give people a heart attack. Yeah, exactly.

You're right.

All right, so we're going to have fun tonight, you know? I'm so excited.

The theme for Luann's Halloween party was voodoo. So I did look up voodoo on

internet, and this image came up. I go, perfect. Oh, we're going to go in here.

And I bought one for Sonia, too, because I knew she would look great in it. And

lately, I haven't liked her costumes for Halloween.

I'm so excited. I can't wait to see all the decorations.

This is incredible.

What is this?

I thought it was roses. It's like skulls. It's a cross made of skulls. No.

Swag. Wait, these are tombstones. These are coffins. My priest would not like

this. No, this is not. We won't tell him. Yeah. Let's not tell him about

All right. Is this sacrilegious? Is this unreligious? No, but it's okay.

Are those brains?

Ew.

That is a severed head.

You've got to be kidding me. There's, like, dead heads here. Why would they do

that? Who's going to even want to eat looking at this stuff? This is really

gross. Oh, my gosh. Look who's here.

Hello, ladies.

Oh, Lord.

How are you? Good. Hi, girls.

Ron, you're early.

Did you double book again?

You double booked us?

Triple book.

You like? You're a little scary looking, baby.

I take Halloween very seriously.

And this?

That's just shrunken hair. This is terrible. My ex -girlfriend. No, don't

that. Let's see where Miss Luann is the hostess.

Hello, my honey bunny. How are you? Hi. How far away are you? I'm here with

Missy and Ron.

You know, it's at 8 .30.

Oh, it's 8 .30? I thought we made it earlier. I guess that was my wishful

thinking. So you're not going to get here until 8 .30? I'm getting ready in

hotel next door.

All right. Well, the room looks gorgeous.

All right.

Bye.

I think I changed it for earlier, but no one wanted to. It wasn't even my party.

I actually did a group text and said, hey, everyone, let's, like, start early,

like at 7 .30, 8 o 'clock, because a friend of mine, another male friend, has

private great table at Omar's new place downtown.

So I want to go down there.

There's so many parties tonight, and I want to, like, boom, boom, boom, boom,

boom. That's okay. We'll have fun.

All right. You know what? I don't really care. We'll just have fun. Let me just

see where Sony is. And hang out.

Awesome.

I love this.

Trinda. You always bring it, girl.

God, I need to have a drink and catch up. You always bring it. What the?

I need to. This is like, ladies.

Have you been ahead of us? Did I miss the party? Oh, no, I'm drinking. What do

you think I was doing before I headed to the Halloween party?

Getting lit with my hair and makeup team?

You.

That's what you do. It's a national holiday in my group. And if you're not,

should stay home because you're just dead weight.

I'm very upset with Ramona. She doesn't feel my pain. She doesn't feel my

struggle. Here's how it's got to be with Ramona. She has to be here, and she

would like everyone to be.

She wants everything to be done, and everybody should order around. This is

Ramona, and I'm going to fight.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. In your ear, in your ear, Ramona.

Coming up.

I like Leah. She's a weirdo. I'm a weirdo?

Leah, Leah, Leah, just don't.

Oh, God. Oh, my God. You're like a suicide watch or something. I love it.

Oh, look at you.

And where'd you get this punch from? It's so funny. It's so real. I'm in

That's not real, is it? I thought that was fake.

Of course not. It's his gut.

Oh, shit.

Oops. Oh, wow.

Hey.

What's this?

I love a crustacean.

A little. Oh, I don't know if I like that. That's like a limp.

Is that real? Hi, we're twins.

Oh, my God. You all look so good. Look at you.

Who are you? Who are you? I don't like secret.

I'm definitely going to secret.

I promise you that.

It looks fabulous.

I mean, this is a Dorinda setup.

I'm a little jealous.

They took a page from my book.

Where's Luann?

Ready to roll. Just had to get into something a little bit more comfortable.

Hello.

Hey, Jill. Hi. How are you?

Hi. I'm so happy you're coming. I love that you're here.

Jill and I have been friends for a long time, but I'm on a cabaret tour and

she's, you know, in love. This is Gary.

Hi, I'm Gary. Hi.

So we don't get to see each other as often as we'd like.

Hi.

I'm loving the hair curl. So when I have a party like Halloween to invite her

to, I do. This is Carrie. This is Jill. Hi, nice to meet you.

So we got a whole hair and makeup team here. Yep.

We're all set.

I got you all covered, girlfriend.

Can I be pretty?

In this outfit, or do I have to be weird looking?

We'll make you pretty.

I'm a French socialite from New Orleans.

But you don't want to do it like a white lady?

I want to be a pretty hooker.

That's my look. At least I want to get work, so I have to be a little pretty.

You're going to be a very busy hooker tonight. I want to be very busy tonight.

Sonia, come over here. In your ear, in your ear, Ramona. Look at her boobs.

Boobs, boobs.

Ramona. Sonia, what are you doing?

Oh, hi, Ramona.

So you're kind of scary looking tonight.

This is you.

That's me?

That's you. What are you doing to me? I was like, eh, eh, eh, eh.

I am boiling.

I need to say my piece. Boom, boom.

You know, look.

Boom, boom.

And also, the other three vodka sodas might kick in any minute.

You know why I'm mad at you?

Because every time I talk to you, you bring it back to you. I say, I'm doing

construction. You say, I'm doing construction.

More important construction. I say, my daughter's going to college. He goes, my

daughter's in college.

Actually, she graduated.

Sorry. Oh, my God.

You said that. And I do love you, bitch, but you're an ass. I am sorry. You only

care about me. Here comes the apologizer.

It's not the apologizer. You always say I'm sorry. It doesn't care. Don't get

involved.

Well, you know when someone tells me to stay out of something, what happens? And

what do you do to her?

You put her at the end of every table of any event you have. You don't talk to

her. You ignore her. And she's like the bottom of the totem pole. Why do you do

that to her? I do feel that way.

Why do you do that? No, why do you do that? You compartmentalize. You have a

of girls, but there are...

There are different types of girls. They're the ones that will knock you

when you're on top.

They're the ones that will kick you when you're down. And they're the ones who

will celebrate you when you're on top and catch you when you fall, Ramona.

I'm here. Right? Which friend am I to you?

Which one would you like to be, darling? I feel Elise.

She was jumping on the bandwagon. You want to feel part of the group, Elise,

attacking me, too? Thank you. Which one am I? Do I have an answer?

You know what? I don't give a shit at this point.

I'll be back. I'm going to the ladies room. I'll see you in a bit. Why are you

running away? Because she has sugar in front.

She wants you to do well, but not better than her.

I've seen Ramona treat other people really badly.

She's been an asshole to other people, but she was always my asshole.

But at the end of the day, what do assholes give you?

The ketchup.

I'm going to get her some tequila.

I don't really drink vodka anymore.

So I think we shocked the shit out of Larry Scott.

why we were there.

It was like, I thought it was like downtown.

I didn't realize it was like an hour and a half. You know what?

I just wanted some support.

Actually, the whole group, don't repeat this because I'll get in trouble.

You were the only one that was important to me.

I don't buy it.

You know what I would have done at the birthday thing? I know it's about you,

but it's not really.

You should have just said, you know what, Sonia, let's do the birthday party

together. I'll throw another party another day. But why do you have to do

What's the point of this? It's kind of like getting silly.

I know,

but it's getting silly.

It's not silly. It is 60 women hanging around.

It's my big opening.

It's not opening. I love silly. I'm coming out.

I'm coming out.

Teresa always says it's silly when I have a party. She always says, ah, ah.

Because she has nobody to invite, okay? I literally have 80 girlfriends. But

there's a reason for it. Because I'm a good friend.

Why doesn't she throw her own party? Why would she do it together?

I'm throwing my own party. It's about night.

And you brought us out. You brought us out there. So you get a free party. And

felt used.

I really party. I'm paying for it.

No, you're not.

You're not paying for it. I pay every year for it. No, you do not. And I get

partied. I'm not selling you, Ramona. You don't get paid.

You're going to swear on your daughter's life.

That Larry's charging you. Where in your daughter's life Larry's charging you?

No. I haven't even had a drink.

I think you're whacked. You've been here since 7 .30.

You're whacked out of your mind.

You sound ridiculous.

Coming up.

Leah. No, no, no. Leah. Don't fuck with my seafood tower, okay?

Oh, my God. Wow. This is fabulous.

Oh, my.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Andrew.

Hi, Andrew.

Thank you.

Hi.

Wait, where's my tree?

Oh, my God.

This is amazing.

You look good. Look at you. I do, right? I need you to be my baby daddy, Rob.

Hi, Rob.

How are you? Nice to meet you. He appears.

Yes. He finally appears.

All small.

Well, we're, you know, we're tall ladies.

We are, but it's nice to meet you. I've learned so much about you.

Let's get down to basics. Why don't you two work out?

You know, just to warm her up. Well, how much time do you have? Just to warm her

up. I don't know.

You know, I love people that are easygoing, and I think Rob is easygoing.

see why Leah hooked up with Rob. He's kind of cute.

early tonight, didn't you?

What I'd like to know is who came with Sonia to the party and who was at the

pregame. Where was Sonia before? I don't know.

Jill!

Sonia! I didn't kill!

Because she probably should have gone to bed instead of coming to the party.

She's never going to make it through dinner.

No, she's not going to make it.

Come on. Luann is here. Go greet.

It's all good. Deep breath.

Dorinda's behavior when she's angry?

How can it stop?

Because I know I can't talk to her like she's like this because it'll be a

million times worse.

I'm going to just suck it up and sit here, and I'll leave momentarily for my

other friends at Omar.

All right, let me look at how gorgeous she looks.

My body's not going to look like this forever, so I may as well show it off

You know what I mean? It looks absolutely stunning.

Amazing.

I like Leo.

She's a weirdo.

I love it.

You look hot as hell.

I like you, but you're a weirdo. I like you.

I'm a weirdo?

Leah, Leah, Leah, Leah, just don't.

You're a weirdo. We're artists.

Exactly. And I like you. We think outside the box. But can we keep it real

for our kids? I don't know.

And my family. Can you keep it real then?

I don't know. Maybe not. Maybe not. So why do I have to keep it real then? You

have to reel me in.

It seems like me and Sonia are now having a fresh new start and I love

everything about it.

I understand drunken Sonia language and

now it's time for me to learn how to speak sober Sonia. Who wants to taste

alligator?

Wait a second. This is an alligator?

Doesn't taste like chicken.

Doesn't taste like chicken. No.

That does not taste like chicken. Not the chicken that I buy. No.

I'm going to get another chicken. Those are not organic chickens.

They're into, like, Jekyll and Hyde.

It's scary.

It's like bipolar. Attack, attack, attack, attack. So what Ramona yells

well, you must be drunk. It's like, what's that got to do? Even if I work

you being a selfish, self -serving person that is always thinking about

She flips, and it's very scary.

I can't believe she brought Missy. Yeah, I know. It's not even, you know, do I

care? Yes, you do, because it's bad.

So I guess now she doesn't have tinsleys, and now she's attacking me.

I wouldn't. She doesn't bring someone that bothers you. I wouldn't. She

bother me, but to bring an ex -girlfriend, you know, of your husband

Tell me about it. I'm getting used to it. Are you? Good.

All right, yeah. That's good. It's like a dog with a collar.

That's the girlfriend of my ex -husband. That's a girlfriend.

Shots fired!

Ramona doesn't give a shit, really.

She doesn't. She just doesn't care. She's so insensitive.

The problem with people is they will disappoint you all the time, and Ramona

never ceases to disappoint.

Oh, my God, this is a piece.

What is that, Gary?

Eyeball? This is one way to keep your weight down.

Oh, look at who Ramona's sitting by, her good friend William, her playmate.

Look at how quickly she changed seats.

Are you happy I brought William, Ramona?

Good to see you. What's going on? Good to see you. Good. I'll be in there soon.

I'll see you soon, yeah.

Ramona, are you happy I brought William?

My good friend, William.

Yay!

Sometimes the best thing to do when someone is a shit to you, ignore it,

that makes them even angrier and just more reflective.

This whole thing is, like, so bizarre. I feel like a man at a farm.

I want to just get out of here and tell you the truth.

Okay, everybody.

Let's sit. Let's all sit down. Okay, sit down, Dawn.

Okay.

Let me ask a consensus here. I got a question. As a woman in power,

do you think it's nice when you have a good girlfriend? I just got here.

And when they don't like something, they say right away, are you drunk?

I got a question. As a woman in power, do you think it's nice when you have a

good girlfriend? I just got here.

And when they don't like something, they say right away, are you drunk?

Because they can't stand what you're saying.

And then they walk out.

She's been here an hour and a half boozing it up, sitting here.

It's bad, it's weak, and it's mean.

Schadenfreude. That's what you are. You try to get happiness out of other

people's fault. You don't do that. Why'd you do that, Ramona?

Why would you do that?

You're terrible to Sonia, and you're not nice. And terrible to me.

So don't do that.

Don't do that, Ramona.

Don't say, wow, I miss you girls. I was just saying, I chose to say happy

Halloween. Happy Halloween.

But she beat me. She is.

Wow.

I understand Dorinda has had it with Ramona, but she's taken it to a whole

level. And at this point, I kind of feel bad for Ramona. She's just so angry. I

don't know what she's angry about. Is this how it always is? You walk in the

room and Dorinda attacks somebody?

Let's ask the priest.

Someone needs to have confessional right now. Can we get someone to do

confessional? You okay? We have a show today.

You know I love you.

I'm fine.

It lifts people up.

What'd you say? It lifts people up.

I feel that.

I've been feeling a little neglected, but I still love her.

But I still love her. So much. I just, yeah.

You look hot.

Don't look at me like that. Don't you look at me like that, babe. Y 'all need

talk about that.

Mona, I'm telling you how I feel. I've been trying to tell you.

I've been trying to tell you on the phone. I've been trying to see you. At

I have enough to do with it.

I know. I don't want to add to that.

I appreciate that. Thank you. Y 'all should have lunch.

Yeah. The way Elise has been acting lately.

Yes,

Avery.

Because it's unnerving.

Shut up. I'm sorry you feel neglected.

Thank you.

Because I'm being apologize.

What can I do?

Nothing. It's all good.

You're good?

Yeah, I'm good.

Okay. Are we here to have fun or are we here to fight? I'm here to have fun. You

want to get me a drink? Yes. What would you like to drink?

I'm buying. I'm buying soda.

You're not buying. I'm buying. What's the white meat in the pig? They always

the other meat.

I don't know.

I don't even know how to cut a pig. I love that you're in there carving the

Dorinda. We've got to be careful with Dorinda.

And that knife.

Cut somebody.

Who in their right mind, after hearing that horrific speech, would give Dorinda

a knife like that?

I don't know what's up with that.

No, no, no, no, no. Leah.

Leah.

Leah. Leah.

Leah.

Okay, you know what? Someone put a voodoo on this party, and I'm so out of

I'm heading to Omar's. That's going to be a lot more fun than this party.

Where's Ramona?

She left to go to another party.

Ramona left to go to another party.

Jesus, let's go. Shall we? Let's go. Are we dancing?

I don't know how my life ends up like this, but here we are.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New York City.

Last night was a disaster.

Linda walked in angry. She's like a loose candidate.

I'm Ramona.

Len? Yes, Mr. Ramona.

Can you please bring me a glass of Pinot Noir? Yes, Mr. Ramona. No!

Guess where you are, the fish room. Am I in the fish room?

Ta -da!

We're back.

Did you see what Elise posted earlier? Well, you're the one who told me that

blocked her from social media, right? No, Ramona blocked Elise.

You don't consider me one of your very close friends? I'm 50 close friends.

You're clueless.

What's mean is to yell out in front of your group that you're a drunk. I'm

to tell you honestly.

Don't do it. Be careful.

You were so narcissistic.

Narcissistic. Sonia and I are doing a show. Are you going to pay her? Are you

going to pay her for the first time? No, she never...

I don't need you. Go f*** yourself.