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Previously on The Real Housewives of New York City.

So when my parents came to come get me after the three months of rehab, they

were like, you're not coming home.

Really? I was a really f***ed up teenager.

We did find a halfway house for you to live in that's run by nuts.

one. It is not always great with John. He is different.

If you knew he was at a party tonight taking girls' numbers, what would you

Well, of course I'd be upset, but why again would you say that?

I would never!

Never wrong.

I'm no one's accessory. I'm the whole lifestyle brand.

I don't need to find love.

I love myself.

I may float like a butterfly, but I sting like a bitch.

Life isn't a fairy tale, but I'm hoping mine's the exception.

Raise the curtain, lower the lights. I'm taking center stage in my life.

These are the final looks, yeah. This would be our wedding final look, right?

Classic. And then there's two more.

Here, let me come over here so everyone can see. We started the fashion line in

2014, debuted at Fashion Week 2015.

And now we're going back to Fashion Week 2019 with the new fashion collection.

You're going to die with this one.

It's so Tyra Banks.

I got to practice my walking.

Yes, honey. Okay.

That's not it. Wait. Don't do the shaking of the shoulders.

Hold on. I'm sorry.

It's something else. Just one second.

Please.

Are you kidding me?

I'm going to cry.

Garry Sparrow is a fashion designer. He actually was on Project Runway, and he's

asked me to close out his fashion show this season. Hi. Oh, my God. Okay, I

a little help getting into the back part.

You got it. But the fact that I get to wear a crown is like the most exciting

thing ever. Oh, oh.

I feel good.

Do you know how tight he's making this? I love it.

I'm excited about the shows. I'm excited about our new show.

Marry, F, kill. Marry, F, kill, baby. In my cabaret show, I do a Q &A with the

audience. And always, without a doubt, I get asked the question, who would I

marry, who would I F, and who would I kill?

So I decided that is going to be the name of my next show. It's always about

Countess, but the Countess now being a little naughty, which I can be.

Let's exercise our tummy, Coco, because that's my problem area, my stomach.

Fashion Week is definitely a major event in New York, and if you don't go to a

fashion show, you're considered almost like a leper.

So even though I don't like to go as much as I used to, I have to go to at

several. Otherwise, I'll be out to die.

Oh, God, that hurts.

My brand is 25 to 45.

I'm 55.

Pushing 70. No, you are not.

Okay, so it's our first show of the new Sonya by Sonya Morgan. It's not the

Sonya Morgan New York collection.

It's going to be good. I've been working all summer on this new fashion

collection. This is ready to wear, which means everything costs less than $250.

Now, who isn't ready to wear that? The show is in a week.

I want to know what you guys are going to do to be ready. We've got the

What about the models?

The models. We'll have a bunch of models that we're going to... You're scaring

me. We have a bunch of models.

We have a week for this. Can we just use one agency?

We're putting models from different agencies, not just one agency.

Why? I like to stick to one agency. Is that a spider?

Tell me it's good luck or something.

This is a big hurdle for me, and I don't want to mess it up. All the girls are

coming, all my designer friends who support me.

It's nerve -wracking.

Can you explain how is the venue?

Like, restaurants are on the second floor. The second floor is a very long

It seats 225 people. We're only going to have 75.

75 is not enough.

Just a gay party at the townhouse is 200 and some. We have dead bodies. We have

75 dead bodies after a party. Sometimes I think Team Sony forgets what the

reason is for having a fashion show. It's not just to have a flowing bar and

great food and to see all your friends. I have a lot of retailers that have been

watching me and wanting to buy the collection.

So maybe it's time to pull the trigger. I'm so nervous. I'm not going to sleep

tonight. I'm not going to sleep until the show's over.

My crown.

Hold on. I got to duck low.

You have to learn how to walk in a crown.

All right. This is where the drop is.

Oh, my God.

It's so mean. Big hair, big skirt. I love it. It's been 10 years since you've

been doing things like this. I know. And I'm happy that you're back doing them.

Thank you, Mommy.

Thank you.

You don't make me cry right now.

I can't cry right now. Like, I literally have to compartmentalize this and take

this. Like, I have to because I want to, like, feel, like, confident and, like,

be out there again and stuff, okay? I'm going to be quiet.

You look like yourself again. That's what makes me cry. Stop, Mommy, please.

can't cry right now. I'm going to mess up my makeup.

Sorry. I don't want to.

What's wrong with us?

I think there's a lot wrong with us. So much wrong.

It's really sweet that my mom is being emotional right now. This is something I

used to do. This is sort of the old me. You know, I was this it girl, and I got

to walk in these shows. And the fact that Gareth Sparrow is wanting me to

out his show just means that it makes me feel like I'm just sort of back. to

being the person that I was before and the person that I kind of felt like I

lost when I moved away from New York. Were you able to walk when you sensed it

really tight in the apartment?

Yes, but it was a different type of skirt, so it was probably a better,

skirt to walk in. All right, make sure my tape is working.

We're doing good.

Can we check in?

No more rosé all day!

Hi, how are you? Any questions you want to ask Garo about your walk? I do!

You don't even know about the designer, do you?

What's it like, the designer?

Cool, like, gown.

It's, like, very, like, avant -garde looking.

Hey, gorgeous.

Yay!

They're perfect. I know, but I want to see them.

Look, most people would be terrified to walk down a runway in high heels.

I, on the other hand, am terrified about walking down a runway in sneakers.

I might trip in sneakers, but I am definitely not tripping in heels.

Light up, light up.

I'm not going to not support Tinsley. I know she loves these sort of Disney

-themed fashion shows.

Maybe she'll find her yellow brick rose. She'll have her wedding in Cinderella's

castle. With Tinsley, it's believable.

Wow.

The show is edgy. The clothes, not necessarily my kind of look, but okay. I

appreciate the spectacle.

like when I first found out about Tinsley. I read Vogue all the time.

She just was the it girl.

This is what Tinsley was made to do. This is when she's at her best. She's

finally back where she was in her heyday.

Or almost back.

I see glimmers of the old Tinsley on the runway because she was always very

confident like that.

Of recent, the last couple of years, coming back to New York, he hasn't had

spark.

It's back.

And almost tripped on the skirt at the end.

Girl, get back on a runway and look what happened.

Coming up.

Sonia sent me pajamas to wear tonight.

I was supposed to wear this.

I feel like I need a hairstylist.

Who's got a hot curling iron?

My friends are late, so I might as well get my hair.

It needed a little something something.

After the Garo Sparrow show, I had to run home and change.

I didn't have time to fix my hair.

So guess what? I met a fashion star. I used to be a model.

There are hairdressers all over the place, so why not? Thank God for you.

Come on, sir. You have six pictures.

Yeah, will you take a picture of us? Yeah, sure. Picture time. I want to take

with me, her, and Sonia, okay? Can I take one before Sonia comes?

All right, let's take one. Okay, great. All right.

Let's do the girls first. Girls first.

Girls first.

I'm not doing John.

Thank you.

Yes, I feel so much better now.

Thank you, handsome.

Can I do a photo with the designer? Do you mind? Oh, absolutely. Excuse me for

second. Well, first I'm doing it.

I'm interrupting. That's who I am. I'm an interrupter. Can you take a picture

both of us, though, on my camera so I can post it?

Congratulations. I just want to post a picture of her and I. Do you mind? Oh,

yeah. No, yes, of course. Can I do it alone?

Yes. I know. I want to post it on Instagram. Sorry. I don't want to share

Hey!

That last show was pretty easy, right? What, what's that? I didn't sweat that

last show at all because it was like, I can't even wear those clothes. They're

not, I'm not in that age group.

This is the complete opposite of my brand.

My daughter can wear that.

I didn't wear that.

That all the time was a crap.

My duvet cover. She covered the magazine.

With what?

Some kind of tomato sauce.

She said she was in a dorm. She left her room like empty cans, empty bottles.

I'm going to get in trouble.

Game of Thrones. They threw torches all over my lawn. Hi. You and Tinsley. Me

and Tinsley. You and Leah.

You and Leah. Hi, Tinsley.

I want to say this now because you're better.

But you really upset me the way you left the room and I convinced you to clean

it up. Like you really trashed it. I didn't have a housekeeper and you left

sodas all over cans, water cans. I cleaned up as much as I could. Yeah,

asked you. And then you didn't even admit to me that you stained my duvet

I literally had a dot of spaghetti sauce. Like this big on the bed.

We're not talking like these are Patazi linens over here. I don't know. She

bought them at Bed Bath & Beyond.

Okay, I got it. I'll buy you a whole new duvet cover. When you leave a room, you

clean it. And I didn't. I pulled up their sheets and whatever. But I

literally right now, though, like, I, I, okay.

All right. It was over at later.

Sorry. Sorry.

I got it out. I will, I will clean. Sit down. I will clean it. Okay, good.

Tinsley, where is Leah?

She just texted me. She was like.

She just couldn't make it right now. She was having, like, an issue with family

or something. She said she was going to come to the lunch.

Getting a play seat in a great location at a fashion show is, like, the most

coveted thing to have.

No, not cool.

You know, those glasses age when you're so young and beautiful. Can you get

different bifocals?

I'm working on my models for my fashion show. I don't care what I look like. I

think I could be shopping for my shoes.

All right.

Regarding models, I had asked for Marco to use...

One agency. Then you don't have to go one by one.

Oh, we're short a few models? Like, how many models? Like, five models?

Now I realize that my staff's not doing what I thought they were doing.

Oh, here we go.

International luxury -looking models.

Okay, is this better? Oh, my God, so much better.

Tonya, I don't know what she's doing right now because this is totally

embarrassing. Pamela Rowland is an icon.

I got us all invited.

We're in front row. And she should know better.

I mean, she's doing a fashion show. It takes weeks, months of preparation for a

three -minute show. Can't you just put your phone away for three minutes?

I love Pamela Rowland. And part of being in this industry is we support each

other. So physically, I'm here.

But mentally, I'm worried about my own darn show.

Your phone's on the way.

Pamela Rowland does it again.

She knows a woman's body.

I think

Sonia

being at this Pamela Rowland fashion show has made her realize and panic.

She is not organized for her fashion show.

Come on, Sonia.

Let's go. We're late. Oh, there she is. Perfect.

I have to go book my models. I can't do this.

Coming up.

This is a very coveted invitation.

That's really rude. What happened, though? My dad called me and was like,

mother doesn't want to talk to you right now.

models are falling out and the fittings tomorrow i gotta get on hi we have a

reservation under singer we're six people absolutely we got you thank you

much this is so nice i'm at the end out of the sun because i'm very sensitive to

the sun this is it's pretty out here i know it's like almost doesn't feel like

new york in a way down here you know

I'm going to get oysters.

Okay, you guys, I went to dinner with Ramona.

Honest to God, this is a true story.

She got two dozen oysters. I said, can I have one? She goes, well, thank God.

Can you just get your own? I said, it's disgusting. You're eating two dozen

oysters. I love oysters. I'm going to turn into a vagina.

That's a visual.

Ramona eating an oyster.

It is like watching a porn flick. The tongue, the quantities in a row.

And, by the way, she guards them like Neptune's treasure.

Oh, the fruit of the sea.

Son, you're going to get off your phone anytime soon. You've been on your phone

the whole time. I got this freaking fashion show. Well, my fittings are

tomorrow, and they don't have the models. Well, I went to a fitting stand

week. Why do we go home? Because these are the people I hire. You know, I'm

going to go home. I have to go. I really have so much to do. Stoney, that's

ridiculous. No, come on. If you can't multitask, there's something wrong with

your business.

Multitasking? This is a huge show. No, it's not a huge show. You can go around

with your little bottle and show your one bottle of cream. I have to have 20

models. I have 20 models. I'm making a bigger model.

I don't know.

Just let me work. I'm sitting here. Let me work. What is that intern doing for

you? They can't do what I do. I have to negotiate the prices. Take a deep

breath. Nothing is free unless I get it.

I get the liquor sponsors.

I get the... So you're good at that. I get the models who are 14 who want to be

seen and exposed because they're not... Nothing. I just need to be able to do a

couple of things right now so I can enjoy brunch.

Why don't you go and sit outside?

Go sit over there for 10 minutes. Thank you. Just let me do my thing.

Well, we got an extra seat because Sonia's over there doing business.

Well, Sonia's here, but she should move herself. So what happened?

You know, I just needed a moment.

What kind of moment? What happened? I needed a moment where I had to have a

mental, not breakdown, but breakthrough.

All right, well, don't you think you could have contacted us? Because this is

very coveted invitation. I'm sorry.

And you know what?

That's really rude.

Honestly, listen, I'm telling you, I promise that if I could have made it...

manners. I'm a front row, so Pamela's like, what happened?

Well, you two girls are really misbehaving. It happens. What happened,

My dad called me and was like, your mother doesn't want to talk to you right

now.

Did something happen that makes her not want to talk to you?

You know, listen, when you've had a nine -year period of...

not drinking, and then decide to start doing it, obviously, rightly so, my mom

is going to be worried. Why'd you tell her? And that's what my dad's asking me,

actually.

My mom, I told her that I did end up drinking.

Not the end of the world.

She wasn't responding to my text

messages after I told her, so...

When I called my dad after Garo Sparrow, I told him I'm trying to get in touch

with Mom. I can't get in touch with her.

And he's like, you know, Mom, he's, like, really mad at you, and she just

doesn't want to talk to you right now.

She's afraid you're going to that deep, dark place.

I would never go to that deep, dark place again. Well, she doesn't know

She saw that, and that's what she's freaking out. Well, it's more about how

you feeling about it. I feel like I don't have any regrets.

I feel like I was in a safe, good environment. I don't feel like I put

any danger.

Yeah, I had a hangover the next day. That part sucks, and I'm not really used

those.

She's just overreacting to it. By not talking to you is really not helpful.

not helpful for my mom.

When she hears I'm drinking again, it's just like a trigger for her. I

definitely think that my mom still views me as that wild teenager.

It's very hard for her to accept me as a 37 -year -old woman who's

got her shit together.

Well, she'll come around, you know. But what did she say when you told her? She

didn't say anything. It was a text.

Oh, you told her by text?

Why did you do it by text?

You do things like that by text. I'm a millennial.

She's a millennial. Everything is done by text.

Text messages are for just like, what time will you be there? And I'm running

late. Not to tell your mother who had to put you in rehab when you were a

teenager and didn't want you to come home after rehab.

Oh, I'm drinking again, mom.

Bad mistake.

But the thing is, I understand, like, I have this built thing. You don't do it

by yourself.

I still try to, like, please my mom. Like, I would also tell her things that

maybe I shouldn't. It's like the worst thing for my mother to be upset with me.

No,

no, oysters, oysters.

I don't really tell my mother anything, do you?

Do you want the six oysters to start?

I keep her in the dark. I need to eat. Although I did have. to call her when i

got arrested because i knew she was going to find out about my mother she's

looking for the best for me but she'll say things that she wants me to do

things like it's an example give me the current day symbolic crazy to you guys

but my mother was very specific about not wanting me to have my hair curled

day for the show what you know she told me we had this big fight this morning

all this frizzy stuff i don't like

She was very consistent. So controlling. We got in, like, a whole argument about

it. That's very controlling. But not, like, in a bad way. More like she was

like, no, but you just look more beautiful with straight hair and the

thing. I wish me and my mother were arguing over, like, the way I wore my

but. We're talking about, like, life, big life.

I wanted to wear my hair a certain way. I can't comment. I'll get in trouble.

Definitely. I've never stopped you before.

I'm not doing it anymore. I don't need everyone's advice always. I can also

a happy life and make my decision.

Right. I may have to remove my brain with this knife.

We can move forward and be like, I'm okay with making these decisions.

I'm trying so hard as a...

compassionate human to listen to the conversation of straight hair versus

hair, but even the best people in the world, I don't even think Mother Teresa

could tolerate this one.

A dozen clams over here? Yes, thank you.

That's all good. Did you order? For the table or just for you? For me.

Coming up... If this...

Yeah, I'm not worried about overcrowding the VIP because they're going to bottle

up on the second repeat downstairs before they go upstairs for VIP. Then we

them back downstairs for the show.

Good to see you.

I'll let you know when Jack gets here in a few minutes. Perfect.

Thanks. Do you want anything?

No, I'm good. Yeah.

I started Married to the Mob when there was no streetwear for women. Actually,

streetwear wasn't even really a term back when I started it. I really paved

way for many female brands that are out there now.

And 15 years later, we're still doing it, which is a huge accomplishment.

Hi. I need it in my pants because they were too tight.

How are you? Nice to see you. Nice to see you, too.

All the clothing lines that I wanted to wear were men because all the girls'

brands were just too, like, cutesy and girly. And I was like, all right, well,

I'm not the only woman in the world that doesn't want to wear, like, cutesy,

girly -type streetwear.

So I was like, let me start my own brand.

And also, I hate having a boss, and I kept getting fired from every job.

So, Leah, 15 years, huh?

Yeah. That's quite some time. It's interesting because you kind of put

in the middle of what was a man's world in many ways.

I know. This thing that's called street wear.

Yeah. I'm like, I want to do my own thing from the female kind of

everything. Cool. And that's where I started it. My type of feminism has

been like, I can do whatever the boys do, and I can do it better than them.

Thank you so much. I know you've got more to do. Yeah. I need to catch up

Rob right now and fill him in on some stuff. All right. Bye.

Both of us see you.

Thank you.

All right, Rob. All right, Jeff.

See you later, bud.

Always a pleasure.

Hi. Hi. How are you? Good. How was your day?

Busy. Rob is my baby daddy slash ex.

It's really hard for people to understand me and Rob's relationship

so unique.

Perfect. Perfect.

Were you just checking around?

What's he doing?

He's like... Yeah, I see him do that all the time.

I was just seeing who was coming in for the spot.

We're basically like an amazing married couple that doesn't live in the same

house and doesn't have sex.

What about Kiki? Have you talked to Kiki?

I did. I stopped home first. Your mother is watching her. Did she say anything

to you about me? No, I didn't talk to her, really.

You just walked in and I walked out.

Don't. Like, don't.

Rob, you know everything's all good.

I disagreed when you said you were going to have a drink.

I didn't think that was a good idea.

Do you guys really think that I would do anything to put my life that I've

worked so hard for in jeopardy? I think it's a destructive path for you that we

both have seen. I know, but I'm not using it destructively anymore. It

matter. Whatever you say, you're fooling yourself.

Rob and my mom, they're like my two rocks in my life. So to have both of

questioning me and my mother not even talking to me, It's really upsetting.

You know, that's your prerogative, what you do. But, like, when it starts

affecting our daughter, that's the only thing that I give a shit about. That's

the only thing I give a shit about, too, Rob.

Clearly, we're on the same page, me and you. But, you know, your mother is

really the only help that we have with our daughter. I know. That's why I'm

like, you have to give her the respect that she deserves. I honestly just can't

believe everything.

Me and her have been through.

We're still not in a place of understanding. There is still conflict

her. I still do not feel any kind of approval.

I only feel judgment from her. Well, that's what parents do.

What are you

wearing, by the way? Well, that's what I was going to grab.

Oh, okay, good.

So I'm wearing, I think I'm going to wear this one. I'm wearing Sonia's

Of course you are.

I think I'm going to wear this one. That's more me.

Sonia was kind enough to send all the ladies options to wear to her show, and

was lucky enough to get a very cool sort of Liza Minnelli -esque jacket.

Yeah, it's very fashionable.

You can work with it.

How's John?

John's good, but you know, John never misses the opportunity to make.

To make a bad decision.

God, what has he done now?

He just doesn't, you know, he just doesn't think sometimes.

With you or about work or life or what? With me.

I feel like John sometimes makes lifestyle choices that he knows I don't

And he did it to me the other night. He wanted to go to this event that we were

invited to, but I didn't want to go.

It was too much, too many people, and he went.

On his own? Yeah.

What happened to you last night? You disappeared.

No, we didn't. Yeah, no, because you gave... You know what he did?

I had... Honey, let's focus on the beautiful bride.

It's like he's sneaking out to do it, even though he's like, he's like, but I

didn't. You said you didn't want to go, so I did. But where do I look at for

seven and a half years? It just... Kind of the answer is like, of course, I

don't want to go either, right?

That doesn't make me feel good. That doesn't give me the sense of well -being

and love.

What's out there that you're missing? Because clearly, if you're not...

Home with me, you're not happy with me. So people were there saying, wait a

second, we just saw John and didn't see you.

I'm sort of at a point in my life where it's weird that people know where my

boyfriend is seven and a half years.

I'm being told, you know what I'm saying?

But that's the bit where I find it actually, okay. And it's not jealousy or

anything. It just feels a bit disrespectful. Yes.

I am completely transparent as a person and I don't hide secrets.

It's not that I'm worried about him going out because he's doing something

naughty.

It's the non -transparency which runs deeper with me. But that's why sometimes

think the relationship gets stunted. Like, fine, go off and do it on your own

then. It's like I have a return phone call for two days.

What are you having?

Nothing.

Here we are. Go ahead, Jack. Oh, yeah.

Oh, there's another step of her feet. Oh, that's my old one. That's the one we

roll up and put in the basement.

Look at this one, guys, the sangria.

All right, let's do a selfie over here.

There we go.

Oh, I love it. Team Sonya. Oh, I look scary. That's right. You know who I look

like? Phyllis Diller. Remember her?

You know Phyllis Diller? The hair?

All right, so let's get to work. All right, you want to put down the

names. You go ahead and do that.

Those are the flowers.

What? Eucalyptus? All right, let me see what I can do. Hold on. This is really,

I cannot deal aesthetically with the flowers.

Fashion people are coming. We need beautiful, gorgeous flowers.

Even stems would be better. It would be artistic.

It would be a statement.

This is an embarrassment.

Can we put all the whites together and all the pinks together?

Let's get it done.

Hi, Luke.

Hi. Where are you? Somewhere tropical?

You're not here for my fashion show? No. That's fashion week. I know. Nobody

leaves New York during fashion week. I know, but I have a show out in

California. It's been booked for months and months and months. We got a flower

disaster here right now. Look.

The same ones I buy from my apartment from Home Depot. Who's doing the

I don't see any action over there. I gotta go, Lou. You know what? I'm about

go on stage. I can't do this, Lou. You know how it is, okay? Not now. Bye,

lovey.

Who's doing the flowers?

What's that guy?

I don't know where he is. Everybody better pull their heads out of their

and figure out what's going on.

Would you put the papers down?

Put them all down. I'm looking for names.

I'm looking for names.

Wow. People are coming now and I'm not even dressed. What are you holding these

for over there?

Can I give you a look? Yeah, yeah.

This is beautiful.

Don't worry about it. I don't want you to think or ask anything.

Put them all down.

Coming up... Here's part of the look, too.

The sunglasses, where's the crack pipe? Because who would be wearing this except

someone that's high on crack?

Hi, sexy.

Hi, baby.

I know, I'm like a little skin tight.

I know, I like it. You look pretty.

Thank you.

You didn't wear Sonia by Sonia Morgan.

Well, you know, I didn't really...

I took the time to go on her website, and I texted her three different dresses

and said, oh, wow, I really love your dresses. I love these styles.

Send me, you know, something that looks like this.

Oh, thanks, Sonia.

Okay, this is not my style.

Is that athleisure? That's not athleisure.

And this, I wouldn't call, this is not athleisure either. She's got no idea

she's talking about.

She wants me, look at the dress you are wearing, okay?

And look at, imagine if I showed up in a... And this is the only option?

That's all she sent me. She did send me two dresses.

I mean, okay. She's passive -aggressive. I hate passive -aggressive people. I

can't stand it. No, no. I'd rather you be a... I'm pretty sure Sonia is trying

to send me some type of message.

1985 is gone.

It's over.

Stacey Morgan.

Give me another one. Maybe this is like... You know, me waking up with a

head in the bed. Oh, was this a part of the look, too? Oh, and here's part of

the look, too.

The sunglasses.

Where's the crack pipe? Because who would be wearing this except someone

high on crack? I don't know. That's it.

I don't necessarily think that Sonia is cool enough to actually have gotten that

she was trying to purposely make Leah look stupid. I think that she maybe

thought that Leah would look cool.

Are you bringing this in? Yeah, I'm going to bring this in. I'm going to be

girl. Can I not? Can I, like, walk away?

No, bitch. You're walking in with me.

I don't do this. I know her.

I'm holding this proudly.

Yeah, no.

Where are you going?

Front row, together.

So where am I supposed to be going?

I just don't really get what Sonia's doing because she's... selling finished

products and it's not a line. It doesn't have a designer.

It's merchandise that's already made.

So I don't know. Whatever Sony wants, it's fine by me. I support her.

Vodka with a splash of any juice, like an orange juice or cranberry juice, any

juice that you have?

No. No, okay.

Oh, do it with the sangria.

Oh, that's okay. So vodka with a splash of sangria. Who is this? He's a

photographer.

Why is he here? Because he RSVP'd.

He's a photographer. He goes at the end of the runway.

They say don't let him see you sweat. Right now, I don't care what they see me

do. I don't care what I look like, what I'm wearing. I need to make sure my

guests are taken care of.

Because they come first. That's why we're having the show, to say thank you

supporters and to get what?

Good press, not bad press.

So can I start over? I'm going to throw the new glass. Yeah, no, no, no. Me too.

So, yeah, straight ice.

Oh, my God.

And then I'm going to splash of the cinnamon. Yeah, I want the same thing.

is this difficult? I don't know. I'm making my own concoction. I'm a

now. I love it.

Oh, hello.

I didn't even know John was coming tonight. If I don't go to a party, I

see John.

It's weird to me. It's a disconnect. I just can't seem to get my head around.

Baby, you look amazing.

Thank you.

It's Sonia by Sonia Morgan.

Is it all of it? No, just the jacket.

It's cool.

And he doesn't even seem to acknowledge it.

Oh, this is excellent. I love it.

Vodka with sanglia by Sonia.

Do a little Sonia Morgan dress.

Super short.

Usually don't wear underwear, but I am wearing underwear. Okay.

Hi. Hi, by the way. Hi, hi, hi.

Is this Sonia by Sonia Morgan?

It's so pretty. So is this. I'm saying this is. Is this you? This is, yeah. It

looks nice on you. Yeah. It's good, right?

Wow, she looks good.

It's amazing how they all fit.

Well. Well.

Not everything.

Oh, hey.

I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you. No, I'm not. It's a hole.

Oh. I was like, what if she do this?

Yeah. No, that's not. Yeah.

Hers didn't really fit that well. But this is an amazing dress. It's Lil' Kim.

Lil' Kim is my favorite.

She's like my icon.

Like my feminist icon. Thank you. I actually had a skirt once with General

on it. So I get the whole Lil' Kim thing.

I was very fashionable back in the 90s. So I get the vibe here. A little sort of

gangstery sort of thing going on. Hello there.

Second time.

Nice to see you.

Oh, my God. You look beautiful. Hi. Hi.

Oh, so do you. Thank you.

Is that Sonia by Sonia Morgan? No, I couldn't fit into it. Oh. I couldn't zip

up. It was gorgeous. I'll show you.

Leah, you're wearing a Sonia dress? You're wearing a Sonia dress? No, Sonia

me pajamas to wear tonight.

I was supposed to wear this.

And I do. It's not even a pretty color. It's not even hot pink.

If I was Leah going to a fashion show with hundreds of people, I wouldn't wear

that outfit either. That's like a sweat outfit. Something you do to, like, I

don't know.

Sleep in, walk the dog. I know Sonia thinks Leah's a bit casual, but this is

going over the top. I mean, what are you thinking, Sonia? And what did you do to

deserve that?

What happened?

She sent me... I mean,

she could have done silk pajamas. I'm not going to wear pajamas.

I made it into a jacket.

This is an attack on me.

Not yet.

Coming up...

Sonia, you knew what you were doing. But Leah wasn't clever about it. I would

have cut that up, mid -drifted it, put on some great heels, and I would have

gotten up and walked right on the runway.

Everybody sitting down. I need everyone sitting down.

Okay, I have to go to the bathroom now.

No. No!

Here we go. Oh, it started.

I would have sworn to that.

That was cute.

It's cute. I just wish we knew that it started.

There's no music.

There's no light.

There's just girls walking by.

I mean, is this a fashion show?

Oh, that's not a purse. It looks like a diaper. I love the pants and the blazer.

Very pretty.

Cute. Cute.

I thought she could have given this to her, to Leah.

Leah, you could have worn that.

Everything that's going down, she's like, I would have worn that.

See, this way they're going to go. They're going to go.

Now I can take a breath. The models look fantastic.

The clothes are beautiful, and they fit so well.

This is Sonya by Sonya Morgan.

It's a really great moment for me.

Leah, you could have wore that, Leah.

Right?

Yeah!

Oh, I love that one.

I think this show will continue.

conversations with several retailers that have been following me for a while.

Century 21 came. It all comes together in your life when it's supposed to.

I'm in the fashion industry.

I've been going to fashion week events since I was literally in eighth grade

when I was babysitting for the editor of Seventeen magazine.

And I know what a fashion show looks like. This is not a fashion show.

I was very impressed.

Now, the only question I have is do I have to return the jacket? No, that's

yours. Did you like your dress? I couldn't step it up. Hi.

Hi. Oh, I saw that in some article. Who is that, Beyonce or somebody?

Who is that?

That's what she is.

What happened to the cashmere two -piece set?

is doing this with me right here now, my moment. Jeez, I'll never get her.

Does she really think I have the time to do something so passive -aggressive

with her? Like, I want to do you in and dress you bad.

Leah would want to wear one of my frilly dresses.

What would I think she would want to wear? I never saw her in a frilly dress,

ever. And my dresses are kind of fancy.

I still think what Sonia did was shady and passive -aggressive, but it's pretty

damn hard to stay mad at Sonia when she's prancing around her fashion show

looking like a pimp in pajamas.

It's good for tonight when you get home loungy. Yeah, exactly.

It's lounge.

It's sleepwear. I'm going to wear it now when I go home to eat a cheeseburger in

bed.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New York City. Who's going to Luann's to see

Jacques? I'm going.

Not drinking. I think she goes day by day. But she's not committed for a long

time. A good glass of red wine if you can manage to have one. Not two, huh?

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