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What? This is ridiculous.

You're kidding.

I mean, this is huge.

Did she tell you anything? She never said anything about maybe not being

To me, that's an F you. I'm sorry, it's an F you.

So, what do you think about it?

I don't even know why we have to even acknowledge it. It's so stupid.

Why do I feel like crying a bit?

And my daughter's just going off to college, and now I don't have Bethany.

a lot.

Well, I think we'll be better without her because everyone will be freer in

spirit. Because I know a lot of times it's her. I don't know if she's going to

come purr at me or come scratch my eyes out. I can't even believe this.

How do you feel about her leaving the show?

You are a hypocrite. You fuck everyone.

You are a liar. You're a horrible person. You were born a liar, and you

a liar. You are insufferable. You're sicko!

It's really hard for me to say that I'll miss her all that much.

Wow. But as they say on Broadway, the show must go on without you.

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.

I'm no one's accessory. I'm the whole lifestyle brand.

I don't need to find love.

I love myself.

I may float like a butterfly, but I sting like a bitch.

Life isn't a fairy tale, but I'm hoping mine's the exception.

Raise the curtain, lower the light. I'm taking center stage in my life.

Oh, my God. It's up in hell.

Oh, my God, no.

It's finally over.

I don't feel great right now. I mean, that was scary.

Well, I feel pretty damn good, I got to tell you that.

You want something?

I would just the ground, but it's cement.

Good morning. How are you? He's my coffee guy. I see him every week. I

you finished.

I'm finished today. Thank you.

It's finally over.

Probation is finished.

Let's sit over here. This whole ordeal has been going on for almost two years

now. Don't touch me.

Don't touch me. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to give you a court date of

three weeks.

I don't give a drinking problem, but stop drinking. I saw my parole officers

the first time today.

What did she drink?

I don't want to mess with her. This is a scram. I have to blow three times a

day.

And what happens if you don't pass it? They come and get you.

What people don't understand is, you know, I couldn't be fully present

always had this on my mind. And all of a sudden, it's gone.

It's like somebody lifted a ton of brakes off in my head.

Things are great with the kids. They've been so supportive the whole entire way.

And my kids are like, Mom, who cares what people think?

I say that to you all the time. We care about you.

When you first got arrested, you didn't give a flying F. You were just like, I

don't care. You know, I hit the bottom, and this is great.

Now, again, you started caring. I hit the bottom, so I could rise again. But

started becoming a big star in the cabaret and all that. You weren't there

us, spending time with us. Well, what about me? I mean, think about what you

just saw, what I went through. We were just saying to you, here's our feelings.

You're going MIA and leaving us hanging and treating us like shit. You were

treating us like fans. I wasn't treating you like shit. No, I wasn't.

I mean, how can Luann forget how she treated us? She threw a tantrum about

fish room.

Then she dumps me after the meeting when I'm all shook up.

And then she came back without the truffle fry.

That's the real misdemeanor.

Stand by me as my friend to understand what I've been through. I'm always there

for you, but I want you to feel that I'm standing by you. No, I do. I do. Okay?

I do. I've always been there for you, and you know that, but I want you to

it.

I want my son to read it back.

Move your hand. Constant motion. Get angry if I say that.

Jab, jab.

Bigger. Jab, jab. Look like a professional.

Hi! Hi! How are you?

Yay! Oh, my God, I'm so excited.

So good to see you.

How are you?

Tinsley Martin.

What's up? Hi.

What's your name?

Tinsley. Tinsley. I like that. It's me, yeah. OK, I have to go. I'm already, I'm

like. Yeah. You've got to get, like, ready for boxing. I'm getting ready.

I've got my braids. I'm ready.

This summer, it's really been about me.

I've moved on from Scott. I've been developing my lash line.

I also went to China and came back with a new little girl.

Look at you, little bow.

Look at you, bow. It just feels really good that I'm focusing on myself for

or in a really long time, and it feels liberating. Look at you. You're in such

great shape.

No, I'm not. You are. Are you kidding me?

Yes. No, I don't know.

You are.

Yes. I met Leah a couple months ago, and we clicked immediately.

Being with Leah, I actually have to, like, bring that to the sort of wilder

of me a little bit.

I'm thinking take those wings off.

You understand that my hoops are like a signature for me. So you're like, I'm

losing a little part of myself right now. I'll take them off. And nobody

shit. And I'm not taking off the lashes.

And nobody gives a shit.

I'm going to beat the shit out of you.

Jap.

Jap.

Right in. Right in.

Jap.

Don't let this outfit fool you. I got a mugshot.

It's exactly the kind of stuff I need because I finally feel like so much

about myself right now than I've felt in like three years. That's amazing. Since

I moved back to New York. Wait, tell me about Chicago.

Tell me about the trip. Tell me how your birthday was.

Look, it's so weird to me because Chicago was like this place that, you

only knew through Scott. And that's where I dated this guy, Bruce.

And he happens to be, yeah, his name is Bruce.

Aww.

I actually don't love the name, let's be honest. I can't change his name.

I can't change it. I'm like, Bruce.

Yeah, but no, but he's so sweet. He has two ex -wives, three children.

And I'm actually, like, surprised myself. Like, I'm really good with kids.

good with them. They're good with me.

I mean, I think I, like, talk to them like dogs.

Whatever. It's fine. And now you talk to them a little bit? Yeah. Like, hey.

Exactly. You want a treat?

This might be, like, the best way to have children. Now I don't have to deal

with diapers.

I can, you know, be with them a little bit and then send them back. So that's

perfect for me.

I am the first person to be like, I'm in love with him.

He's like the best and I'm going to, and this is the first time I'm being like

very guarded and very like, I haven't made it be like the relationship.

Right. Which is good because like you're in the relationship, like you and

yourself, like he's like after that. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't know.

I'm not going to think too far. But that's hard though. I'm single and it's

great. You're single.

Wait, because the last time we chatted, you had a boyfriend. I know, but...

Okay. No.

We went to France.

We had a great vacation. On the flight home, I was like, what's going on with

your divorce?

And he was like, it's on hold.

And I was like, my pussy's on hold, too.

Leah's the kind of girl that is just going to say what she feels. There is

filter. I just, like, sat at home and, like, caught up on so many emails.

and masturbated for the first time in, like, two months.

What?

I don't think I can do that, but that's what she does, and you know what? I

appreciate that. Like, I love having my own apartment with just me and my

daughter. I'm just in a place where, like, I just find men useless right now.

Coming up.

I want a man to hold me, to love me, to want me, to be with me.

Hey, baby. Look at you.

I'm prepping for your cooking class.

With who?

I thought you wanted to learn how to cook. Oh, with me, yeah. You mentioned

that. I didn't know it was tonight.

How was your day?

It was good. Can you believe how great my rib is?

Yeah, how are you feeling?

Good. When I went to my doctor, the guy said you're healing like a 20 -year

-old. I can concur with the doctor. You're still acting like a 20 -year

had no complaints.

I was dancing away at a dinner party with Carson Kresley.

And he was teaching me some of the Dancing with the Stars moves and flung

across my terrace, and I broke my rib.

But I still managed to make lasagna for 12.

It's been good, this whole slow -down healing process.

It forced me to kind of take a good look at everything and kind of become more

dependent on you. And you know what? And I stepped up. The thing I realized

since breaking my rib is that...

It has allowed John and I to spend some more time together, which has been very

good and sometimes a little weird because I'm not used to spending this

time with John.

So familiarity does breed contempt.

And then, if I remember, we put a little pepper in it. Am I done?

Little cheese?

Parmesan cheese?

I'm not done.

Whoops! Sorry. John.

Sorry. Look what you did.

That's not even funny. I got that. I got that.

Don't be a sloppy cook. I'm not. How did you shake it?

Don't worry. I did that.

Okay. Hello?

Oh, my God. It's hot in here. I think this is ready, right?

Do that thing.

That's hot.

I knew you were going to do it, and I let it happen. I speak one language,

and he speaks another language, cat.

That's good. So no matter how much I bark at him, the cat is still going to

the hot.

Lasagna place. So I just don't bark anymore.

So we have the party on Wednesday night. Oh,

did you hear Luann's off her probation?

Really? Can you imagine?

It happens to a million people all over the world. I don't know why there's such

a big thing about her.

To tell you the truth, I don't really think she's an alcoholic. I think she

got caught.

I think Luann and I are at a good place. We both miss our friendships with each

other, and it just went off the track.

Your lady just broke your glass in front of me. Oh, I did get a mugshot over it.

Do you guys like my new dress? Thank you, Joe!

I don't want to talk about any of these things anymore. Can we put a period on

it and try to move on?

Luann has now transitioned into a better place. I've transitioned into another

place. So I'm just not going to overthink it.

Are you going to bring the rest to the green?

Yeah, all of them. All right, so we're going to have a lot of booze, right?

Jeez, we're going to make it fun regardless.

That was good on Paul, aren't you?

I'll do the dishes. That's my job.

You good?

What?

Sorry, I'm a little late.

Hey, beautiful.

I need to order my vodka.

No. All right, fine.

What would you like? What can I get for you? I would like the muddled mint, club

soda. Lime on the side, straw, club soda ice to the top. Okay.

Oh, my God. Hi.

This man lives in my building now. Hi. Hi. Hi.

Hi. Are you ladies in need of a brunette?

Hi.

Hi, baby.

You guys know Robin, right? That's right. I have a great relationship with

By the way, she made me into a millionaire.

The problem is they started as a billionaire.

I had a fabulous summer. I sold my condo, and even though I moved into a

apartment on the Upper East Side, I was spending most of my time in the

Hamptons.

And I was living the life.

The Hampton life.

So how's the apartment?

Well, it's kind of weird being in a new space.

I've only been there in two months for like only seven nights.

I'm realizing that one of the reasons I've been running, going, and doing has

been escapism.

I'm masking something.

Because in my mind, I think I'm this youngster, and I'm not. I am 60 years

and you have to have a direction. And I feel like an emptiness in me. I can't

explain it. I just always wake up happy, and I wake up in this apartment, and I

start crying.

I really feel alone.

When I wake up in the morning, I look to the right.

And there's no one near to me.

Coco's there. But Coco's not a man and someone important in my life. She's an

important dog in my life, a little girl.

I am sure you will meet someone. But I am so surprised to see you feeling so

empty because there's not a man in your life.

But I don't want to be alone anymore. I really want to find someone.

And I'm really kind of scared I won't find them. I really want them.

I'm scared I won't find them. You will find them. I don't know if I will find

them. You will find them.

You will never be alone.

I would have been to hold me, to love me, to want me, to be with me. And I

know if I'll ever find it again. You will find it. I promise you, you will

it. And I will remind you of when we sat here and you were crying over it.

You have too many friends.

First, I'm your neighbor.

You know what? You know what a good day is? When you stand up vertical.

Horizontal's a bad day. Did he say horizontal's a bad day for him?

What the hell? She's so horny.

Horizontal's a bad day for you? Is horizontal a bad day for him? It's a

day. He's talking about when he's stiff in a whole other way.

Coming up.

So you don't want to be my friend. Is that what's going on?

I don't want you to come here. I think you're going to ride up on me and make

some big statements. No, I didn't. This isn't going to work, sister.

Oh, my God, it's so hot. I'm, like, dying of thirst right now.

I'm hungry.

Okay. Let's have a little snack.

At least there's a nice breeze going on.

Yeah,

it's a little bit of a hot breeze, but, like...

New York City is the best city in the world.

Oh my God, I'm so thirsty.

It's where I was born and raised.

It's where I became an entrepreneur.

It's where I started my clothing line. Married to the mob.

And it's where I had my daughter.

Hi. How are you? Good, how are you?

I'm gonna get the cauliflower one.

I'm also gonna get an iced coffee.

Can I get that? The chocolate.

Okay, we'll get that. Thank you. Thank you so much.

They're so nice, aren't they?

No, stop.

How's it taste?

It tastes good to me.

It tastes good to me.

My daughter's name is Kier, a .k .a. Kiki, and I don't know any other mother

-daughters that have what me and her have.

You know, it's like we're best friends, we're mother -daughter, we're soulmates,

we're life partners.

I'm not sure if that's healthy or not, but it doesn't really matter. That's the

way it is.

Are you excited for school or are you like, you're not at all?

Also, I heard that seventh grade is the worst.

My only advice for you, just be yourself, try your best, and don't let

bitches fuck with you.

Stop cursing.

Honestly, when I was in your grade, girls were really mean.

They're just annoying.

Oh, but you're so much more mature than I was.

You seemed like a horrible child.

Grandma would always tell me how horrible you were.

Well, Grandma's gonna get her ass kneed.

My family situation is not a traditional one. Rob is...

my baby daddy.

He was my first love and I really thought that we were going to be

until the day we died.

That's not how it worked.

Rob and I have not been together since Kira was two years old, but three nights

a week we have dinner together, we grocery shop together.

Rob is pretty much family and we're best friends.

You think kids in your class are going to start dating soon?

Yeah. That scares me.

When did you get your first date?

I mean, I was probably, like, 13.

What? All right, honestly, my first date was this boy who went to a private

school. No, listen.

I went to the all -girl private school. He went to the all -boy private school.

And then we, like, sat on the park bench in the West Village and, like, talked.

And then he kissed me, and it felt like a vacuum was attached to my mouth,

and I couldn't even breathe. And then he kissed, like, my friend, like, a week

later.

That's disgusting.

But you learned from my mistake.

I can't eat anymore because of the way you explained it. Yeah, I know. It was

disgusting. Let's do it, honey. Let's get out of here, okay?

I love you.

Love you, too.

Mickey Mouse, rinky -dink apartment.

Oh, my gosh.

This was...

She's still alive?

Yes, she's still alive. Just like me and you, bitch.

But she passed away.

No, she did not.

Everybody's dying now, you know? Looks like he's humping her.

Yeah, I know. Last time they saw each other. She's a little older than you.

Don't be so pristine. Well, my dog doesn't get out as much as yours.

I've been a recluse. Oh.

And I have gas. Oh, Jesus.

You better not do gassy on me now. I'm broken right now. I fell down. I hit my

head. I had a concussion. I had on those little platform sneakers I always wear

with a wrap dress. I was dragging stuff in a bag. I fell down.

The hot dog man.

Are you avoiding the conversation about you took your daughter to college?

You're avoiding that. Let's talk about that. You told me in the text, stay calm

for your daughter. Right.

I lost it. This is so weird for me right now because.

When my daughter was in boarding school, she would always come home with her

friends and stay over, and we'd make up every couch into a bed. And now she's

off to college. She keeps telling me how grown up she is. So I can only be

supportive of that.

But inside, I'm dying.

There is light at the end of the tunnel, because you'll find, now that she's

away, that she will appreciate you more.

And she will. And you'll have a different bond with her, and it's going

better. Did you make a plan to see her next?

No, she said, I won't be home for a while.

The college encourages that you don't see them right away. You are the worst,

Ramona. It's not camp. You go with their jingle bell ball when everybody's under

20. I mean, I don't do that. I love jingle ball. You're supposed to give

little space.

I like jingle ball. I'm panicked because when I was in college, I just flew the

coop and it was like I never looked back. And I know my daughter, too, is

to be very independent now, and that's great.

But it never feels good as a mom.

All right, so I'll see you soon.

I'll see you at Dorinda's party.

So he's... Just stop doing that. Why? What did he do?

He was humping her. He wants to have sex with her. Molly's a guy. Oh, he's

fixed. Yeah, Molly's a boy. So if he's fixed, why is he humping her? I don't

know. When they fix him, they take the thing out. I don't know what they do.

I thought he still had the pink thing. And why is he humping her?

Just stick it in. You made me in denial that your dog actually likes it.

She's like the mommy, I guess.

You're in denial about yourself, too.

That's true. I love you.

Bye. Bye, honey.

What do you think Marley? I think he looks pretty satisfied.

I wish I felt like that

Hi

Oh, my God. Here are the cupcakes.

Well, here's the outside area.

Perfect. Let's face it. I really am the entertainer of the group. The true

entertainer of the group. So this is where you're going to get ready.

Oh, here we are.

Not that the other girls don't throw parties. Listen, Sonia, you never know

you're going to get. Luann, there's always some sort of ticket booth at the

front. Ramon always has the same 30 people with the same facelift and the

dresses on.

And Tinsley, well, Tinsley, I mean, who would she invite?

Not. It's Tinsley coming.

Yeah. Here's the thing. Tinsley's fun.

But Tinsley's the girl that goes to strip clubs and dances on tables.

I don't know why she's gotten under this impression I don't like her. There's

something amiss.

You're still in the mix with Scott.

In the mix?

The hotel.

Do you still live in the hotel? I do still live in the hotel. She moved out

January. No, I still... You moved out in January.

I said I was there. You moved out. You started this American family. What kind

of arrangement do you think she has?

I don't know. What would it be? A damn good one. So, Tinsley gave me a whole

speech that she doesn't want me to do these conspiracy theories anymore about

her life.

What tends to be doing? Writing rule books for each person, what they can

what they can't. I tell it like I see it.

I like it long.

Huh? I'm liking it long.

I'm a little anxious about seeing some of these girls tonight. Yeah?

It's all crazy. They're all going to be okay.

It's like accusations about me and Scott. It's just bullshit.

I wish I could understand why Dorinda is so focused on me right now. It seems

like Dorinda clearly is having something going on in her own life that is

upsetting her and making her unhappy, and she's projecting it onto me. I just

don't know anything about her. I couldn't tell you what her favorite food

Well, here's the thing. The minute you try to go deep at all, she gets very,

she retracts. You know, she's like the turtle.

I don't know if Timothy has the ability to open up and be honest with us.

We're not cocktail party talkers. We're bad bitches.

Coming up...

We're going to pick up Sonia right now. Okay. You're going to love Sonia. You

say anything you just said to me about, like, sex stuff, yeah, she'll love that.

That's all she loves to talk about.

I know. I'm wondering, are there going to be eligible bachelors at this party?

Or is there going to be an odd crowd? I don't know. Oh, wait. Here she comes.

Oh, this is so cool.

It's me.

Oh, yes, Sonia. I brought a big gun for you. Hi.

How are you?

I'm great. You're pretty.

This is Leah, by the way. Hi.

It's so nice to meet you. Is it Leah or Leah? It's Leah. Actually, you know who

will say, like, mess it up? It'll be Leanne.

Leanne says you. Her name is not even Sonia. It's Sonia. It's Sonia. Yeah.

Bebe. Oh, look at this party.

Does it look nice? How's it looking here?

I think we're looking good.

I am so good at parties because I take little bits of people from all different

places, different professions, and I throw them all in the room like a crazy

soup, and I put the heat on high.

Lookit, this is man of the hour. Hi.

William, nice to meet you. It's lovely to meet you. Well, William is very good

friends with our friend Ramona.

Oh.

Just friends. Last time I had a friend like that, Hannah was born.

Farford.

Yeah, right to the bar, girl. Sure, why not?

Hi, hi, sorry.

I would like a glass of Pinot Grigio, please.

Thank you. Do you guys have Red Bull?

Yeah. Oh, I'll have a Red Bull. I would like a spicy mocktail.

Well,

no, I can't cheers you because you don't have alcohol. Well, last time we were

here, we had martinis together.

No, I don't believe that. Come on.

You're not going to cheers me?

Well, I will if I do, like, I have to take something and go like this. And

do you have to do? Just, like, take the alcohol, go like that.

Go like that.

Now I'll cheers you. Yeah, yeah.

This is a real time.

See what kind of good friend I am?

Me and alcohol have a very weird relationship.

I didn't drink for nine years, and I started again maybe six months ago. But

am someone who...

actually enjoys, like, completely, like, going crazy.

Even if I'll drink, like, regular and adult -y and glam fab every 20 times,

one time it's gonna be, like, me, a hot mess, pissing everyone off, doing crazy

sh -t. Who knows, taking some loser home that I'm like, who the f - what?

How'd you get here? Sh -t happens.

The other night, I went out and drank way too much, lost my Chanel bag and my

passport, so...

I'm putting it back on pause for a little bit.

And then they just every day, and now they're like fluffy and have like bows

their hair. Oh, they've already metamorphosed since you've had them.

Oh, my God.

Where are my girls? There's my girls. Oh, my God. How do you love your

Oh, my God. You look so hot. Really?

You look beautiful.

You look beautiful.

You look beautiful.

I'm sorry.

I'm all over here right now.

Seriously?

I'm in shock, really.

It's like been, you know. You have your life back now.

I have my life back. I've relieved, yeah.

I'll give you a blessing. You can drink to that.

It's hard to even wrap my head around the fact that I could have gone to jail

for having a drink, and now I can do whatever I want. But I'd worked so hard

get to where I am, and I don't feel like giving that up right now. I'm Lou and

Improved.

because we all scatter during the summer. So I thought, what a great way

back. So with that said, I have a big surprise.

Wow, Dorinda's really gotten past this. It's not all the branches, it's the

whole tree.

I really don't know what Giovanni is.

What is it?

Hold on.

Oh.

So it's a...

Clothing line?

Oh, my God.

You know me. I love hard. I fight hard. I forgive easily.

It all seems so ridiculous now.

Is that true?

Because we're kind of old school, you know. We've been married for a long

22 years, both of us. You know, I've been through hell the last couple of

You know, divorced, I've been arrested.

Oh, that's why you were on the probation.

Yeah. I've been arrested, too.

Have you?

Well, you can relate, then. Yeah, I can. For what?

Like obstruction of justice, like attacking a police officer.

Oh, God, me too.

I sued the cops, though, because they knocked my teeth out.

Oh, wow.

Yeah. They did?

Yeah. It was the 4th of July in 2002.

I ran into a guy that I had a big crush on when we were making out on the

street. Literally, I was, like, mid -kiss, like, and then I, like, looked,

there was, like, five cops beating him up, and knee -jerk reaction, I had a

-empty water bottle, threw it, it hit one of the cops in the back, and he

punched me in the face, slammed my face into the subway grate three times,

and... They locked me up. My silver lining was I won $75 ,000 from the cops,

and then I started my own business with the money. Oh, my God.

So that was a silver lining for me. That's such a funny story.

It's good.

Like, I was like, all right, Leah, you've been making really bad choices.

Here's a little gift for you from the universe.

Be smart with it. This money that I won, I was like, I need to use this for the

brand.

And that's exactly what I did.

Yeah. I feel like I haven't seen you. Come in here before I drink too much

because I will. We'll stay here.

Clearly, this is not the place to have a conversation because there's just too

much going on. Yes, I think that's correct. I would love to.

We were texting a little bit this summer. We're all busy. Things are going

and whatever.

Here's the thing.

I feel like, you know, we've been friends. We had some issues.

I would love to talk to you. So let's go off by ourselves.

for lunch or drinking and let's just have a chat. And I would love that. But

what I want to say to preface this whole year is this.

I know I got that text from you saying you're conspiracy theories and all that.

It's not conspiracy theories, but I think it's very important not only for

and our relationship, but for the relationships as a whole.

is we can't always be guessing, bragging, trying to pull out

But we do.

We don't know. What don't you know about me? You just don't know. I saw you in

January, and a week later you had dinner with Scott.

I'm not a week later.

The next night. Actually, the next day. The next day. So this whole thing. So

what's wrong with that? But then just be transparent about what it is. But

what's wrong with that?

We're not together.

Let's just be like, hey, we're not together. Tell the truth.

It's not about.

It's about transparency. There seems to be a lot of side game going on that we

all find out about. Do you have an arrangement of some kind with Scott?

Absolutely not.

Are you with him right now? Absolutely not.

I think Tinsley is a riddle that none of us are going to keep trying to solve.

We don't know the answer. You win.

I'm done, too. That's great. Quiet. Do you want babies?

I don't want any babies right now. I'm good.

Okay, so the hot guy is an ex -lover of Ramona's.

She's always going after my guys. Maybe I'll go after one of her guys and see

how she likes it, because I heard this guy has a pair of jeans full of magic.

Okay?

kind of reminds me of a guy that would be like trying to rub your but his

fingers like totally in the wrong place and he's doing it too hard and it really

hurts that's what i think about when i look at william no william that's

my thigh i like being single you know no babies i actually like dating

men with children because they're better people he doesn't have children but i'm

just saying would you stop all right he's killing the whole moment oh my

goodness i don't want to go home empty -handed. Somebody, somebody, somebody,

wake up and smell the Sonia. Wow.

I'm going to throw her out and bring Lou in, and she wants to catch a dick.

I mean, you are really ruining us.

I'm sorry. This is, like, crazy. But it's not just me.

No, it actually is just you. You keep things very, cars very messy. Oh, my

to my version of the truth. You're calling me a liar. What kind of friend

that? I didn't say that. You're calling me a liar. You're calling me a liar.

Don't think you're tricky. You're saying... He's gonna be tricky with me.

Like, she thinks I said, are you really going to do this? You think you're all

gangster? I'm like, well, I am.

Yeah, you're gangster.

Excuse me. Nice talking to you guys.

Tinsley? Do we know who Tinsley is? She said everybody knows her except me.

What happened?

I was just trying to have a conversation to say that I would like to talk to

her.

I'm not talking to her about something. I'm hiding something.

And if I try to pull her aside to have a private conversation, now I'm fake.

You know, I guess I just can't win.

God knows there has been a lot between Doreen and I in the past, and the last

thing I'm going to do is insert myself in this dog fight.

looks like the snake from Beetlejuice except even scarier and meaner.

This season on The Real Housewives of New York City.

Are you ready?

I like crazy people.

It's like a car wash.

Sonia. Who are you here?

Dorinda. Let this East just have one glass of wine today.

Ramona, even. I would pick up myself.

You guys are hot as a message.

I was never a trophy wife. My show is tried and true.

You're back with Scott?

You're going to have to get over this hump. Well, I'm moving to Chicago, so

there's no hump. It is a leap of faith.

Do you feel like you're stuck right now? I pretended like everything was okay.

No, honey, it's all vodka.

Oh, it tastes so good.

Dorinda. This is like heaven.

Oh, my God. We love Mexico.

Oh, my God.

Look who's here.

I missed you, darling.

Something is really bothering Dorinda. I've sat and supported you my whole

You're a coward. Shut your ass down. I never said that. You're a sick human

being. Get over it.

They got you had it. We want to help you. Don't you understand?

There's a problem.

new girlfriend who's lovely leah god you're amazing i love you i think she's

classy girl i think she's quite lovely kind of rough on the edges oh

i never the pirate

oh my god i'm excited i'm excited

this is horrible the skeleton is out of the box

What's wrong with that? I think there's a lot wrong with that.

Would anybody like a shrimp?

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