All language subtitles for The.Real.Housewives.of.New.York.City.S12E01

What? This is ridiculous.

You're kidding.

I mean, this is huge.

Did she tell you anything? She never
said anything about maybe not being

To me, that's an F you. I'm sorry, it's
an F you.

So, what do you think about it?

I don't even know why we have to even
acknowledge it. It's so stupid.

Why do I feel like crying a bit?

And my daughter's just going off to
college, and now I don't have Bethany.

a lot.

Well, I think we'll be better without
her because everyone will be freer in

spirit. Because I know a lot of times
it's her. I don't know if she's going to

come purr at me or come scratch my eyes
out. I can't even believe this.

How do you feel about her leaving the
show?

You are a hypocrite. You fuck everyone.

You are a liar. You're a horrible
person. You were born a liar, and you

a liar. You are insufferable. You're
sicko!

It's really hard for me to say that I'll
miss her all that much.

Wow. But as they say on Broadway, the
show must go on without you.

I'm not always right, but I'm never
wrong.

I'm no one's accessory. I'm the whole
lifestyle brand.

I don't need to find love.

I love myself.

I may float like a butterfly, but I
sting like a bitch.

Life isn't a fairy tale, but I'm hoping
mine's the exception.

Raise the curtain, lower the light. I'm
taking center stage in my life.

Oh, my God. It's up in hell.

Oh, my God, no.

It's finally over.

I don't feel great right now. I mean,
that was scary.

Well, I feel pretty damn good, I got to
tell you that.

You want something?

I would just the ground, but it's
cement.

Good morning. How are you? He's my
coffee guy. I see him every week. I

you finished.

I'm finished today. Thank you.

It's finally over.

Probation is finished.

Let's sit over here. This whole ordeal
has been going on for almost two years

now. Don't touch me.

Don't touch me. I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to give you a court date of

three weeks.

I don't give a drinking problem, but
stop drinking. I saw my parole officers

the first time today.

What did she drink?

I don't want to mess with her. This is a
scram. I have to blow three times a

day.

And what happens if you don't pass it?
They come and get you.

What people don't understand is, you
know, I couldn't be fully present

always had this on my mind. And all of a
sudden, it's gone.

It's like somebody lifted a ton of
brakes off in my head.

Things are great with the kids. They've
been so supportive the whole entire way.

And my kids are like, Mom, who cares
what people think?

I say that to you all the time. We care
about you.

When you first got arrested, you didn't
give a flying F. You were just like, I

don't care. You know, I hit the bottom,
and this is great.

Now, again, you started caring. I hit
the bottom, so I could rise again. But

started becoming a big star in the
cabaret and all that. You weren't there

us, spending time with us. Well, what
about me? I mean, think about what you

just saw, what I went through. We were
just saying to you, here's our feelings.

You're going MIA and leaving us hanging
and treating us like shit. You were

treating us like fans. I wasn't treating
you like shit. No, I wasn't.

I mean, how can Luann forget how she
treated us? She threw a tantrum about

fish room.

Then she dumps me after the meeting when
I'm all shook up.

And then she came back without the
truffle fry.

That's the real misdemeanor.

Stand by me as my friend to understand
what I've been through. I'm always there

for you, but I want you to feel that I'm
standing by you. No, I do. I do. Okay?

I do. I've always been there for you,
and you know that, but I want you to

it.

I want my son to read it back.

Move your hand. Constant motion. Get
angry if I say that.

Jab, jab.

Bigger. Jab, jab. Look like a
professional.

Hi! Hi! How are you?

Yay! Oh, my God, I'm so excited.

So good to see you.

How are you?

Tinsley Martin.

What's up? Hi.

What's your name?

Tinsley. Tinsley. I like that. It's me,
yeah. OK, I have to go. I'm already, I'm

like. Yeah. You've got to get, like,
ready for boxing. I'm getting ready.

I've got my braids. I'm ready.

This summer, it's really been about me.

I've moved on from Scott. I've been
developing my lash line.

I also went to China and came back with
a new little girl.

Look at you, little bow.

Look at you, bow. It just feels really
good that I'm focusing on myself for

or in a really long time, and it feels
liberating. Look at you. You're in such

great shape.

No, I'm not. You are. Are you kidding
me?

Yes. No, I don't know.

You are.

Yes. I met Leah a couple months ago, and
we clicked immediately.

Being with Leah, I actually have to,
like, bring that to the sort of wilder

of me a little bit.

I'm thinking take those wings off.

You understand that my hoops are like a
signature for me. So you're like, I'm

losing a little part of myself right
now. I'll take them off. And nobody

shit. And I'm not taking off the lashes.

And nobody gives a shit.

I'm going to beat the shit out of you.

Jap.

Jap.

Right in. Right in.

Jap.

Don't let this outfit fool you. I got a
mugshot.

It's exactly the kind of stuff I need
because I finally feel like so much

about myself right now than I've felt in
like three years. That's amazing. Since

I moved back to New York. Wait, tell me
about Chicago.

Tell me about the trip. Tell me how your
birthday was.

Look, it's so weird to me because
Chicago was like this place that, you

only knew through Scott. And that's
where I dated this guy, Bruce.

And he happens to be, yeah, his name is
Bruce.

Aww.

I actually don't love the name, let's be
honest. I can't change his name.

I can't change it. I'm like, Bruce.

Yeah, but no, but he's so sweet. He has
two ex -wives, three children.

And I'm actually, like, surprised
myself. Like, I'm really good with kids.

good with them. They're good with me.

I mean, I think I, like, talk to them
like dogs.

Whatever. It's fine. And now you talk to
them a little bit? Yeah. Like, hey.

Exactly. You want a treat?

This might be, like, the best way to
have children. Now I don't have to deal

with diapers.

I can, you know, be with them a little
bit and then send them back. So that's

perfect for me.

I am the first person to be like, I'm in
love with him.

He's like the best and I'm going to, and
this is the first time I'm being like

very guarded and very like, I haven't
made it be like the relationship.

Right. Which is good because like you're
in the relationship, like you and

yourself, like he's like after that. You
know what I mean? Yeah. I don't know.

I'm not going to think too far. But
that's hard though. I'm single and it's

great. You're single.

Wait, because the last time we chatted,
you had a boyfriend. I know, but...

Okay. No.

We went to France.

We had a great vacation. On the flight
home, I was like, what's going on with

your divorce?

And he was like, it's on hold.

And I was like, my pussy's on hold, too.

Leah's the kind of girl that is just
going to say what she feels. There is

filter. I just, like, sat at home and,
like, caught up on so many emails.

and masturbated for the first time in,
like, two months.

What?

I don't think I can do that, but that's
what she does, and you know what? I

appreciate that. Like, I love having my
own apartment with just me and my

daughter. I'm just in a place where,
like, I just find men useless right now.

Coming up.

I want a man to hold me, to love me, to
want me, to be with me.

Hey, baby. Look at you.

I'm prepping for your cooking class.

With who?

I thought you wanted to learn how to
cook. Oh, with me, yeah. You mentioned

that. I didn't know it was tonight.

How was your day?

It was good. Can you believe how great
my rib is?

Yeah, how are you feeling?

Good. When I went to my doctor, the guy
said you're healing like a 20 -year

-old. I can concur with the doctor.
You're still acting like a 20 -year

had no complaints.

I was dancing away at a dinner party
with Carson Kresley.

And he was teaching me some of the
Dancing with the Stars moves and flung

across my terrace, and I broke my rib.

But I still managed to make lasagna for
12.

It's been good, this whole slow -down
healing process.

It forced me to kind of take a good look
at everything and kind of become more

dependent on you. And you know what? And
I stepped up. The thing I realized

since breaking my rib is that...

It has allowed John and I to spend some
more time together, which has been very

good and sometimes a little weird
because I'm not used to spending this

time with John.

So familiarity does breed contempt.

And then, if I remember, we put a little
pepper in it. Am I done?

Little cheese?

Parmesan cheese?

I'm not done.

Whoops! Sorry. John.

Sorry. Look what you did.

That's not even funny. I got that. I got
that.

Don't be a sloppy cook. I'm not. How did
you shake it?

Don't worry. I did that.

Okay. Hello?

Oh, my God. It's hot in here. I think
this is ready, right?

Do that thing.

That's hot.

I knew you were going to do it, and I
let it happen. I speak one language,

and he speaks another language, cat.

That's good. So no matter how much I
bark at him, the cat is still going to

the hot.

Lasagna place. So I just don't bark
anymore.

So we have the party on Wednesday night.
Oh,

did you hear Luann's off her probation?

Really? Can you imagine?

It happens to a million people all over
the world. I don't know why there's such

a big thing about her.

To tell you the truth, I don't really
think she's an alcoholic. I think she

got caught.

I think Luann and I are at a good place.
We both miss our friendships with each

other, and it just went off the track.

Your lady just broke your glass in front
of me. Oh, I did get a mugshot over it.

Do you guys like my new dress? Thank
you, Joe!

I don't want to talk about any of these
things anymore. Can we put a period on

it and try to move on?

Luann has now transitioned into a better
place. I've transitioned into another

place. So I'm just not going to
overthink it.

Are you going to bring the rest to the
green?

Yeah, all of them. All right, so we're
going to have a lot of booze, right?

Jeez, we're going to make it fun
regardless.

That was good on Paul, aren't you?

I'll do the dishes. That's my job.

You good?

What?

Sorry, I'm a little late.

Hey, beautiful.

I need to order my vodka.

No. All right, fine.

What would you like? What can I get for
you? I would like the muddled mint, club

soda. Lime on the side, straw, club soda
ice to the top. Okay.

Oh, my God. Hi.

This man lives in my building now. Hi.
Hi. Hi.

Hi. Are you ladies in need of a
brunette?

Hi.

Hi, baby.

You guys know Robin, right? That's
right. I have a great relationship with

By the way, she made me into a
millionaire.

The problem is they started as a
billionaire.

I had a fabulous summer. I sold my
condo, and even though I moved into a

apartment on the Upper East Side, I was
spending most of my time in the

Hamptons.

And I was living the life.

The Hampton life.

So how's the apartment?

Well, it's kind of weird being in a new
space.

I've only been there in two months for
like only seven nights.

I'm realizing that one of the reasons
I've been running, going, and doing has

been escapism.

I'm masking something.

Because in my mind, I think I'm this
youngster, and I'm not. I am 60 years

and you have to have a direction. And I
feel like an emptiness in me. I can't

explain it. I just always wake up happy,
and I wake up in this apartment, and I

start crying.

I really feel alone.

When I wake up in the morning, I look to
the right.

And there's no one near to me.

Coco's there. But Coco's not a man and
someone important in my life. She's an

important dog in my life, a little girl.

I am sure you will meet someone. But I
am so surprised to see you feeling so

empty because there's not a man in your
life.

But I don't want to be alone anymore. I
really want to find someone.

And I'm really kind of scared I won't
find them. I really want them.

I'm scared I won't find them. You will
find them. I don't know if I will find

them. You will find them.

You will never be alone.

I would have been to hold me, to love
me, to want me, to be with me. And I

know if I'll ever find it again. You
will find it. I promise you, you will

it. And I will remind you of when we sat
here and you were crying over it.

You have too many friends.

First, I'm your neighbor.

You know what? You know what a good day
is? When you stand up vertical.

Horizontal's a bad day. Did he say
horizontal's a bad day for him?

What the hell? She's so horny.

Horizontal's a bad day for you? Is
horizontal a bad day for him? It's a

day. He's talking about when he's stiff
in a whole other way.

Coming up.

So you don't want to be my friend. Is
that what's going on?

I don't want you to come here. I think
you're going to ride up on me and make

some big statements. No, I didn't. This
isn't going to work, sister.

Oh, my God, it's so hot. I'm, like,
dying of thirst right now.

I'm hungry.

Okay. Let's have a little snack.

At least there's a nice breeze going on.

Yeah,

it's a little bit of a hot breeze, but,
like...

New York City is the best city in the
world.

Oh my God, I'm so thirsty.

It's where I was born and raised.

It's where I became an entrepreneur.

It's where I started my clothing line.
Married to the mob.

And it's where I had my daughter.

Hi. How are you? Good, how are you?

I'm gonna get the cauliflower one.

I'm also gonna get an iced coffee.

Can I get that? The chocolate.

Okay, we'll get that. Thank you. Thank
you so much.

They're so nice, aren't they?

No, stop.

How's it taste?

It tastes good to me.

It tastes good to me.

My daughter's name is Kier, a .k .a.
Kiki, and I don't know any other mother

-daughters that have what me and her
have.

You know, it's like we're best friends,
we're mother -daughter, we're soulmates,

we're life partners.

I'm not sure if that's healthy or not,
but it doesn't really matter. That's the

way it is.

Are you excited for school or are you
like, you're not at all?

Also, I heard that seventh grade is the
worst.

My only advice for you, just be
yourself, try your best, and don't let

bitches fuck with you.

Stop cursing.

Honestly, when I was in your grade,
girls were really mean.

They're just annoying.

Oh, but you're so much more mature than
I was.

You seemed like a horrible child.

Grandma would always tell me how
horrible you were.

Well, Grandma's gonna get her ass kneed.

My family situation is not a traditional
one. Rob is...

my baby daddy.

He was my first love and I really
thought that we were going to be

until the day we died.

That's not how it worked.

Rob and I have not been together since
Kira was two years old, but three nights

a week we have dinner together, we
grocery shop together.

Rob is pretty much family and we're best
friends.

You think kids in your class are going
to start dating soon?

Yeah. That scares me.

When did you get your first date?

I mean, I was probably, like, 13.

What? All right, honestly, my first date
was this boy who went to a private

school. No, listen.

I went to the all -girl private school.
He went to the all -boy private school.

And then we, like, sat on the park bench
in the West Village and, like, talked.

And then he kissed me, and it felt like
a vacuum was attached to my mouth,

and I couldn't even breathe. And then he
kissed, like, my friend, like, a week

later.

That's disgusting.

But you learned from my mistake.

I can't eat anymore because of the way
you explained it. Yeah, I know. It was

disgusting. Let's do it, honey. Let's
get out of here, okay?

I love you.

Love you, too.

Mickey Mouse, rinky -dink apartment.

Oh, my gosh.

This was...

She's still alive?

Yes, she's still alive. Just like me and
you, bitch.

But she passed away.

No, she did not.

Everybody's dying now, you know? Looks
like he's humping her.

Yeah, I know. Last time they saw each
other. She's a little older than you.

Don't be so pristine. Well, my dog
doesn't get out as much as yours.

I've been a recluse. Oh.

And I have gas. Oh, Jesus.

You better not do gassy on me now. I'm
broken right now. I fell down. I hit my

head. I had a concussion. I had on those
little platform sneakers I always wear

with a wrap dress. I was dragging stuff
in a bag. I fell down.

The hot dog man.

Are you avoiding the conversation about
you took your daughter to college?

You're avoiding that. Let's talk about
that. You told me in the text, stay calm

for your daughter. Right.

I lost it. This is so weird for me right
now because.

When my daughter was in boarding school,
she would always come home with her

friends and stay over, and we'd make up
every couch into a bed. And now she's

off to college. She keeps telling me how
grown up she is. So I can only be

supportive of that.

But inside, I'm dying.

There is light at the end of the tunnel,
because you'll find, now that she's

away, that she will appreciate you more.

And she will. And you'll have a
different bond with her, and it's going

better. Did you make a plan to see her
next?

No, she said, I won't be home for a
while.

The college encourages that you don't
see them right away. You are the worst,

Ramona. It's not camp. You go with their
jingle bell ball when everybody's under

20. I mean, I don't do that. I love
jingle ball. You're supposed to give

little space.

I like jingle ball. I'm panicked because
when I was in college, I just flew the

coop and it was like I never looked
back. And I know my daughter, too, is

to be very independent now, and that's
great.

But it never feels good as a mom.

All right, so I'll see you soon.

I'll see you at Dorinda's party.

So he's... Just stop doing that. Why?
What did he do?

He was humping her. He wants to have sex
with her. Molly's a guy. Oh, he's

fixed. Yeah, Molly's a boy. So if he's
fixed, why is he humping her? I don't

know. When they fix him, they take the
thing out. I don't know what they do.

I thought he still had the pink thing.
And why is he humping her?

Just stick it in. You made me in denial
that your dog actually likes it.

She's like the mommy, I guess.

You're in denial about yourself, too.

That's true. I love you.

Bye. Bye, honey.

What do you think Marley? I think he
looks pretty satisfied.

I wish I felt like that

Hi

Oh, my God. Here are the cupcakes.

Well, here's the outside area.

Perfect. Let's face it. I really am the
entertainer of the group. The true

entertainer of the group. So this is
where you're going to get ready.

Oh, here we are.

Not that the other girls don't throw
parties. Listen, Sonia, you never know

you're going to get. Luann, there's
always some sort of ticket booth at the

front. Ramon always has the same 30
people with the same facelift and the

dresses on.

And Tinsley, well, Tinsley, I mean, who
would she invite?

Not. It's Tinsley coming.

Yeah. Here's the thing. Tinsley's fun.

But Tinsley's the girl that goes to
strip clubs and dances on tables.

I don't know why she's gotten under this
impression I don't like her. There's

something amiss.

You're still in the mix with Scott.

In the mix?

The hotel.

Do you still live in the hotel? I do
still live in the hotel. She moved out

January. No, I still... You moved out in
January.

I said I was there. You moved out. You
started this American family. What kind

of arrangement do you think she has?

I don't know. What would it be? A damn
good one. So, Tinsley gave me a whole

speech that she doesn't want me to do
these conspiracy theories anymore about

her life.

What tends to be doing? Writing rule
books for each person, what they can

what they can't. I tell it like I see
it.

I like it long.

Huh? I'm liking it long.

I'm a little anxious about seeing some
of these girls tonight. Yeah?

It's all crazy. They're all going to be
okay.

It's like accusations about me and
Scott. It's just bullshit.

I wish I could understand why Dorinda is
so focused on me right now. It seems

like Dorinda clearly is having something
going on in her own life that is

upsetting her and making her unhappy,
and she's projecting it onto me. I just

don't know anything about her. I
couldn't tell you what her favorite food

Well, here's the thing. The minute you
try to go deep at all, she gets very,

she retracts. You know, she's like the
turtle.

I don't know if Timothy has the ability
to open up and be honest with us.

We're not cocktail party talkers. We're
bad bitches.

Coming up...

We're going to pick up Sonia right now.
Okay. You're going to love Sonia. You

say anything you just said to me about,
like, sex stuff, yeah, she'll love that.

That's all she loves to talk about.

I know. I'm wondering, are there going
to be eligible bachelors at this party?

Or is there going to be an odd crowd? I
don't know. Oh, wait. Here she comes.

Oh, this is so cool.

It's me.

Oh, yes, Sonia. I brought a big gun for
you. Hi.

How are you?

I'm great. You're pretty.

This is Leah, by the way. Hi.

It's so nice to meet you. Is it Leah or
Leah? It's Leah. Actually, you know who

will say, like, mess it up? It'll be
Leanne.

Leanne says you. Her name is not even
Sonia. It's Sonia. It's Sonia. Yeah.

Bebe. Oh, look at this party.

Does it look nice? How's it looking
here?

I think we're looking good.

I am so good at parties because I take
little bits of people from all different

places, different professions, and I
throw them all in the room like a crazy

soup, and I put the heat on high.

Lookit, this is man of the hour. Hi.

William, nice to meet you. It's lovely
to meet you. Well, William is very good

friends with our friend Ramona.

Oh.

Just friends. Last time I had a friend
like that, Hannah was born.

Farford.

Yeah, right to the bar, girl. Sure, why
not?

Hi, hi, sorry.

I would like a glass of Pinot Grigio,
please.

Thank you. Do you guys have Red Bull?

Yeah. Oh, I'll have a Red Bull. I would
like a spicy mocktail.

Well,

no, I can't cheers you because you don't
have alcohol. Well, last time we were

here, we had martinis together.

No, I don't believe that. Come on.

You're not going to cheers me?

Well, I will if I do, like, I have to
take something and go like this. And

do you have to do? Just, like, take the
alcohol, go like that.

Go like that.

Now I'll cheers you. Yeah, yeah.

This is a real time.

See what kind of good friend I am?

Me and alcohol have a very weird
relationship.

I didn't drink for nine years, and I
started again maybe six months ago. But

am someone who...

actually enjoys, like, completely, like,
going crazy.

Even if I'll drink, like, regular and
adult -y and glam fab every 20 times,

one time it's gonna be, like, me, a hot
mess, pissing everyone off, doing crazy

sh -t. Who knows, taking some loser home
that I'm like, who the f - what?

How'd you get here? Sh -t happens.

The other night, I went out and drank
way too much, lost my Chanel bag and my

passport, so...

I'm putting it back on pause for a
little bit.

And then they just every day, and now
they're like fluffy and have like bows

their hair. Oh, they've already
metamorphosed since you've had them.

Oh, my God.

Where are my girls? There's my girls.
Oh, my God. How do you love your

Oh, my God. You look so hot. Really?

You look beautiful.

You look beautiful.

You look beautiful.

I'm sorry.

I'm all over here right now.

Seriously?

I'm in shock, really.

It's like been, you know. You have your
life back now.

I have my life back. I've relieved,
yeah.

I'll give you a blessing. You can drink
to that.

It's hard to even wrap my head around
the fact that I could have gone to jail

for having a drink, and now I can do
whatever I want. But I'd worked so hard

get to where I am, and I don't feel like
giving that up right now. I'm Lou and

Improved.

because we all scatter during the
summer. So I thought, what a great way

back. So with that said, I have a big
surprise.

Wow, Dorinda's really gotten past this.
It's not all the branches, it's the

whole tree.

I really don't know what Giovanni is.

What is it?

Hold on.

Oh.

So it's a...

Clothing line?

Oh, my God.

You know me. I love hard. I fight hard.
I forgive easily.

It all seems so ridiculous now.

Is that true?

Because we're kind of old school, you
know. We've been married for a long

22 years, both of us. You know, I've
been through hell the last couple of

You know, divorced, I've been arrested.

Oh, that's why you were on the
probation.

Yeah. I've been arrested, too.

Have you?

Well, you can relate, then. Yeah, I can.
For what?

Like obstruction of justice, like
attacking a police officer.

Oh, God, me too.

I sued the cops, though, because they
knocked my teeth out.

Oh, wow.

Yeah. They did?

Yeah. It was the 4th of July in 2002.

I ran into a guy that I had a big crush
on when we were making out on the

street. Literally, I was, like, mid
-kiss, like, and then I, like, looked,

there was, like, five cops beating him
up, and knee -jerk reaction, I had a

-empty water bottle, threw it, it hit
one of the cops in the back, and he

punched me in the face, slammed my face
into the subway grate three times,

and... They locked me up. My silver
lining was I won $75 ,000 from the cops,

and then I started my own business with
the money. Oh, my God.

So that was a silver lining for me.
That's such a funny story.

It's good.

Like, I was like, all right, Leah,
you've been making really bad choices.

Here's a little gift for you from the
universe.

Be smart with it. This money that I won,
I was like, I need to use this for the

brand.

And that's exactly what I did.

Yeah. I feel like I haven't seen you.
Come in here before I drink too much

because I will. We'll stay here.

Clearly, this is not the place to have a
conversation because there's just too

much going on. Yes, I think that's
correct. I would love to.

We were texting a little bit this
summer. We're all busy. Things are going

and whatever.

Here's the thing.

I feel like, you know, we've been
friends. We had some issues.

I would love to talk to you. So let's go
off by ourselves.

for lunch or drinking and let's just
have a chat. And I would love that. But

what I want to say to preface this whole
year is this.

I know I got that text from you saying
you're conspiracy theories and all that.

It's not conspiracy theories, but I
think it's very important not only for

and our relationship, but for the
relationships as a whole.

is we can't always be guessing,
bragging, trying to pull out

But we do.

We don't know. What don't you know about
me? You just don't know. I saw you in

January, and a week later you had dinner
with Scott.

I'm not a week later.

The next night. Actually, the next day.
The next day. So this whole thing. So

what's wrong with that? But then just be
transparent about what it is. But

what's wrong with that?

We're not together.

Let's just be like, hey, we're not
together. Tell the truth.

It's not about.

It's about transparency. There seems to
be a lot of side game going on that we

all find out about. Do you have an
arrangement of some kind with Scott?

Absolutely not.

Are you with him right now? Absolutely
not.

I think Tinsley is a riddle that none of
us are going to keep trying to solve.

We don't know the answer. You win.

I'm done, too. That's great. Quiet. Do
you want babies?

I don't want any babies right now. I'm
good.

Okay, so the hot guy is an ex -lover of
Ramona's.

She's always going after my guys. Maybe
I'll go after one of her guys and see

how she likes it, because I heard this
guy has a pair of jeans full of magic.

Okay?

kind of reminds me of a guy that would
be like trying to rub your but his

fingers like totally in the wrong place
and he's doing it too hard and it really

hurts that's what i think about when i
look at william no william that's

my thigh i like being single you know no
babies i actually like dating

men with children because they're better
people he doesn't have children but i'm

just saying would you stop all right
he's killing the whole moment oh my

goodness i don't want to go home empty
-handed. Somebody, somebody, somebody,

wake up and smell the Sonia. Wow.

I'm going to throw her out and bring Lou
in, and she wants to catch a dick.

I mean, you are really ruining us.

I'm sorry. This is, like, crazy. But
it's not just me.

No, it actually is just you. You keep
things very, cars very messy. Oh, my

to my version of the truth. You're
calling me a liar. What kind of friend

that? I didn't say that. You're calling
me a liar. You're calling me a liar.

Don't think you're tricky. You're
saying... He's gonna be tricky with me.

Like, she thinks I said, are you really
going to do this? You think you're all

gangster? I'm like, well, I am.

Yeah, you're gangster.

Excuse me. Nice talking to you guys.

Tinsley? Do we know who Tinsley is? She
said everybody knows her except me.

What happened?

I was just trying to have a conversation
to say that I would like to talk to

her.

I'm not talking to her about something.
I'm hiding something.

And if I try to pull her aside to have a
private conversation, now I'm fake.

You know, I guess I just can't win.

God knows there has been a lot between
Doreen and I in the past, and the last

thing I'm going to do is insert myself
in this dog fight.

looks like the snake from Beetlejuice
except even scarier and meaner.

This season on The Real Housewives of
New York City.

Are you ready?

I like crazy people.

It's like a car wash.

Sonia. Who are you here?

Dorinda. Let this East just have one
glass of wine today.

Ramona, even. I would pick up myself.

You guys are hot as a message.

I was never a trophy wife. My show is
tried and true.

You're back with Scott?

You're going to have to get over this
hump. Well, I'm moving to Chicago, so

there's no hump. It is a leap of faith.

Do you feel like you're stuck right now?
I pretended like everything was okay.

No, honey, it's all vodka.

Oh, it tastes so good.

Dorinda. This is like heaven.

Oh, my God. We love Mexico.

Oh, my God.

Look who's here.

I missed you, darling.

Something is really bothering Dorinda.
I've sat and supported you my whole

You're a coward. Shut your ass down. I
never said that. You're a sick human

being. Get over it.

They got you had it. We want to help
you. Don't you understand?

There's a problem.

new girlfriend who's lovely leah god
you're amazing i love you i think she's

classy girl i think she's quite lovely
kind of rough on the edges oh

i never the pirate

oh my god i'm excited i'm excited

this is horrible the skeleton is out of
the box

What's wrong with that? I think there's
a lot wrong with that.

Would anybody like a shrimp?

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