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PLATONIC BLUE MOON HOTEL

I'm marrying him, okay, Nedret? He is mine!

Gülten, I do hear you. But I feel it, I'm telling you.

There are signs everywhere. I'm just following the signs.

Nedret, that man is crazy about me.

Sure, I get it. But we've also got something going on.

It's just hard to explain on this plane of existence.

You two stop your fighting right now.

-Can't you just try to get over this? -Here, hold my hands.

Let's try to transform this negative energy, huh?

That's it, transform the energy.

No! Enough with the positive energy stuff! Just get over it!

Let's go to his room and ask him. Or are you chickenshit?

Look, sis, I don't want you to be upset with me.

I really don't.

And I'm willing to accept that Gülten might be his choice.

So if that's his decision, then I'll back off,

because he is my soulmate and I respect his choice.

Oh, just shut up, you stupid idiot. Let's go, loser.

No. Girls, no.

-I want to see you humiliate yourself. -Gülten.

-I'm telling you, Gülten… -Housekeeping!

Stop bothering him.

-Nezoş, what's going on? -Kaan, my love?

It's me, your dear, sweet Gülten.

Mr. Kaan? Are you in here?

-Would you shut up? -He isn't here.

He's probably in the shower.

-Don't go in, he might be naked. -I'll go check it out.

-Sure hope so. -Let me see.

-Kaan? -Nope.

-Where are you? -Too bad for us. Aw.

Mr. Kaan?

Sorry, I misspoke. So what's going on? Did you see them?

No, but these-- God, these eyelashes are so heavy, I'm sick of these things.

-That's enough! -Hey, look.

He left his phone here.

So maybe he's just outside in the hot tub or something?

Why would he go to the hot tub without me?

You're making a big deal out of nothing. I mean, he's a grown man.

He's probably just out for a walk.

Come on, be honest. Did you kidnap him?

Though I don't know where his body is, his soul is always right next to mine.

I swear, I'm gonna beat you senseless one day. Shush.

Do you think someone kidnapped him?

Oh! Why on earth would Mr. Kaan have been kidnapped?

-You know, you sound crazy. -I don't think it's crazy, Nezoş.

He's super good-looking. Anyone would want to kidnap him.

-Exactly. I mean, he's a stud. -Total hottie.

Kaan?

Kaan! Kaan!

I should probably tell Avniş about this, since he's ex-military.

Emel, don't start stirring things up.

This is all so confusing. I mean, where could he be?

This is bad. He's gone.

I'm telling you, he probably wanted--

I still think kidnapping is possible.

There's broken glass out here!

I'm not even married and I'm already a widow.

Oh!

-Oh! Gülten! -Her soul's confused.

I can't believe she just fainted. Avniş!

Sure, just keep snoring.

Avni.

Wake up. Kaan's been kidnapped.

Avni.

Come on, wake up. You're going to miss everything.

God! Did you eat a horse or something?

Gülten?

-How are you, honey? -You okay?

Gülten?

-What's she doing? -No idea.

Dear Grandfather Ethem, who wears a linen shirt.

Help me find my beloved Kaan,

and I will jiggle my belly three times for thee.

Dear Grandfather Ethem, who wears a linen shirt.

-Help me find my beloved Kaan. -Stop, sweetheart.

I will jiggle my belly three times for thee.

Dear Grandfather Ethem, who wears a linen shirt.

Help me find my beloved Kaan,

and I will jiggle my belly three times for thee.

Dear Grandfather Ethem, who wears a linen shirt.

-Help me find my beloved Kaan. -Gülten? Gülten.

-I will jiggle my belly… -Gülten!

Kaan isn't an object. That spell won't work for him.

I bet your friends probably took him. Stupid hippies.

Hey! Stop, Gülten.

You can't be serious! Just stop! You're being so rude!

I'm so fed up with all of this.

Gülten, what's going on?

You won't believe it. They kidnapped my boyfriend.

Is this your sister?

Unfortunately.

-She's so pretty. -Oh. Thank you so much.

I mean, look. Beautiful, full lips.

Big blue eyes. Wonderful proportions.

-Well, it takes one to know one. -Hmm!

Give it a rest.

Gülten, hey, wait up.

I don't understand what any of this has to do with them.

Well, they're not here.

Where are they?

Well, maybe…

Maybe they all went out somewhere together?

We haven't got a ritual for this time of the night.

There's the pre-sleep one, the one for moonrises,

the one for a new moon.

The afternoon-energy-spreading one, there's soft bed, soft body…

Hey!

You idiots scared the shit out of me!

We were just in the hot tub having vigorous intercourse.

Sorry about that.

I didn't know about that one. May it help heal you.

Oh, it did.

Is there something wrong, Sweet Soul?

Kaan has gone missing.

How is he missing?

Is he lost in the astral plane or in the material plane?

These two are a real pain in my ass.

Listen to me, did you two kidnap my boyfriend?

-Please, Gülten. -He isn't your boyfriend.

He's just an innocent, sexy soul in search of something.

-So stupid. Shut up, idiot. -Shh! Gülten, stop it. You're being rude.

That's all right. Every emotion is acceptable.

I mean, two sisters have the same feelings

for the very same person.

Jealousy is totally normal.

I bet your mom's jealous, Hasan.

Huh?

Listen, Gülten, you're wasting precious time.

Miss Hidayet is here with us right now, so we should consult with her.

Yes. You're right.

At least she's got spirits on her side.

So sorry about that.

Ah!

They have kidnapped Mr. Kaan.

Yes, but who kidnapped him?

Please follow me.

-He's not here. -Why would they kidnap him?

-I'm so stressed. -This is ridiculous.

I don't understand what's going on.

-Mom. -Easy, Nedret. No pushing. Oh!

Testing, testing.

I'm Ömer Güler.

Today's November 6th.

And it is 9:41 p.m.

I have captured the alien hybrid that infiltrated our town,

looking to reproduce during the blue moon,

and I've locked him in my trailer.

My goal is to try to record him

while he's shape-shifting under pressure and some measure of stress.

Where the hell are we?

This is my trailer and laboratory, where I study beings like you.

Mr. Ömer, why did you tie up my arms?

What is that?

Look, don't try anything funny, or I'll slap you.

No, no, no, look Mr. Ömer, just wait--

Hang on.

Hey! What are-- What are you doing?

I'm blocking out your powers.

You're… I'm not sure what powers you mean.

Are…

Are you out of your mind? You've kidnapped a man here.

Really?

So you're a man now?

That's not very polite.

You've been found out.

Stop faking.

Come on, tell me everything.

Tell you what?

I've no idea what's going on here, man. Come on.

You can stop bullshitting me.

I know why you're here.

I'm sorry, how…

How do you know?

What is that?

She'll interpret the candle smoke.

Kaan, son of Eve.

Where did you go before becoming mine?

Repeat it.

Kaan, son of Eve…

Not you, lady.

Tsk. Kaan, son of Eve.

Where did you go before becoming mine?

Oh, brother.

He's close. I can tell that he's not very far.

Really? How do you know that?

Look.

This is Kaan.

Which one?

There. The flying boy.

He has been kidnapped.

Look, I really don't think it's a big deal.

You certainly didn't have to kidnap me.

But, look, you don't have to worry.

I'll forget about the hotel, all right?

I don't even care about the hotel, so I'll forget it.

Say you do forget the hotel.

-Yeah. -You'll just find another hotel.

And you'll find some other innocent folks.

You're an alien.

Do you really think I'd just let you walk out of here?

What?

Initially, I thought you were one of those Grays,

but now I'm convinced.

I know now…

that you are a Reptilian.

I'm sorry, but you think I'm what?

And now he plays dumb.

That's very cute.

Half alien, half man.

And therefore, Reptilian.

Oh.

So that's me?

No. It's Mrs. Nezahat.

Of course it's you, you fucker.

Mr. Ömer, I think you're crazy.

Hold on.

-Just please, just untie me. -I'm gonna show you who's crazy.

-Hang on a minute… -No, no, no, listen, Mr. Ömer.

Please, please just--

Please, please. Just untie me and we can talk about this.

Why do you want me tied up?

-Where are you going? -I'll be right back.

Don't you dare shape-shift without me.

Hey, Mr. Ömer….

Untie me.

Mr. Ömer.

So…

Hey. Mr. Ömer?

…is that what I think it is?

It is.

It is a demon from the spirit world.

Oh! I knew it!

When you took its hand earlier…

Yeah?

…it fell in love with you, and now it's jealous.

That's pretty ridiculous.

-Yeah, well, so's your mother! -Uh…

My mom is pretty delightful, actually.

She is.

I'm so sorry to interrupt.

How do you know it's a demon and not something else?

Ah!

Oh God! Oh, it touched me!

I felt it!

Rainbow, where exactly are you touching me?

Darling, I'm not touching you.

Eventide, forgive me! I think that was my hand!

Oh, that's all right, Emel. It just tickled.

Yes, Mrs. Nezahat?

Ah, Ömer. You're up.

I'm sorry to be bothering you so late in the evening.

I hope I didn't wake you, but Mr. Kaan is missing.

-Ah. -Yes.

I don't think it's serious,

but could you check the security cameras to see where he went?

Just to make sure.

After all, he is one of our guests, and we need to make sure he's all right.

Sure, Mrs. Nezahat.

I'll check them as soon as the power is back on.

Thank you very much, dear. That's fine.

-What was that? -It licked my back! Ah!

Good. I see that you've obeyed me. You haven't shape-shifted.

All right.

I turned off the power.

You can't siphon energy from anywhere. Now it's just you and me.

Energy?

Come on, don't treat me like I'm some kind of moron.

Electricity.

I'm not letting you go until I get a confession from you.

What exactly am I supposed to confess to?

Don't yell at me. You hear me?

I'll give you a whack.

Don't make me beat up an alien at my age.

You came here from another dimension.

Just admit it.

I'm telling you.

-None of this makes sense. -I know it doesn't.

Ever since you came here…

…I've felt it.

But I don't get it, I know there's something going on with you.

I have no idea why you would ever think that about me.

You're too handsome.

What?

Handsome.

You came bathed in light.

I heard you making howling noises.

No, I wasn't howling, Mr. Ömer, I swear.

You're way too flexible. It's crazy.

You're huge.

By the pool the other day,

I looked at your back.

That's not a regular spine.

Not even close.

Remember when you were doing crunches?

-Yes. -I was sitting on the wall.

You've got a 72-pack. I counted your abs.

There's no way you're human.

But I am human.

Impossible.

You've got the qualities of a superior being.

You do.

Look at how broad your shoulders are.

Give me something that he touched.

I'm sorry, but this bore witness to our love.

It's very valuable to me.

I want to dry it. Could I give you one petal?

Yes.

Give me a sec…

I don't want to damage it…

Oh! What did I miss?

-I'll catch up. -Write this down.

Here, hon. You can write on this.

You need honey, eggs,

and some bread if you've got it.

Oh, um, would pişi work?

Sure.

Now go up to my room.

I've got a little plastic bag with a special kind of herb in it.

Bring it to me.

Ma'am, we've got some herb too. What strain is yours?

Dear Lord, let the floor swallow me up.

I thought maybe she would bring us some tea or something.

You're going to stuff the herbs into the pişi.

Sprinkle some sugar onto them too, to cut the bitterness.

I will. You'll see. I'll make it taste very good.

At least my friends are good for something.

Of course, we were approaching things scientifically.

Miss Hidayet…

I'm not judging her. Not much.

But she found a way to take advantage of innocent folks.

Uh, on the other hand, Master Hale was a kind of guide

to another plane.

Hi, hon. When does Sirius connect to the lay line at Mount Nemrut?

I'll announce the new cohort when that happens.

Hmm.

Okay, honey. Hang on.

Honey, someone's on the other line.

Hello?

Hi, Master Hale. This is Nedret from the first level group.

Yes, talk to me, Nedret.

Do you remember the guy that I brought with me today?

My friend, Mr. Kaan?

Well, he's missing, and I thought he might've decided

to go back to the retreat to see you,

since he was so moved by today's session.

No, no, Nedret. No one's come here.

Oh, God.

I don't know where he went.

Um, I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do.

Uh, my sister's friends are going to cast a spell to find a lost item.

Should we be getting involved, or should we…

Magic isn't real. Don't engage.

There are so many con artists out there,

looking for ways to cash in.

You're right, Master Hale, yes. It's all my sister's fault.

Um, so what…

What do you think we should do now?

Did you try the nature-waking ritual?

No, we haven't tried that yet.

I taught the ritual to Eventide and Rainbow.

Start by spreading your energy around.

That will activate nature to help find him in the material realm.

I'll be there as soon as I can.

Make sure the universe knows we're looking for him.

Yes, Master Hale. I'll do that.

Thank you so much for all your advice.

I'm deeply enlightened now. Thank you.

You're welcome.

Great.

Everyone.

Wake up, everyone.

Everybody, please wake up. There's an emergency.

Mr. Kaan, Nedret's possible soulmate,

has suddenly gone missing somewhere in the material realm.

So now we've got to help her find him.

-Get up. -Okay, Master.

We'll help find him.

Look, I appreciate the compliments, and I like my body as well, but I--

Oh, and that voice of yours.

You have this… this strange little accent.

It's… It's so cute and unique.

That also makes you superior.

-You like my voice? -Yes.

It's driving me crazy.

Now let's check your teeth.

-Teeth? -Yes.

-Your teeth. -Mr. Ömer, please, listen now…

Oh, man.

Every time you say my name like that, I get butterflies in my stomach.

Hey, hey, hey, please.

-Please untie me. -Hang on, here we are.

I'm gonna examine your teeth with this device.

-Will you please untie--? -Look at me and open your mouth.

-That's not necessary. -Hey!

I said open it.

Ah, I think I've got it.

Good.

All right, clench your teeth like this.

-Uh-huh. -Yes.

So nice.

That's it. Great.

Your teeth are normal.

Do you have a forked tongue?

-What? -Forked.

Are you hiding it, or…?

No. Please.

-Help! -What's that, huh?

Is that Reptilian you're speaking? "Herp"?

I said, "help."

The person you have called cannot be reached.

Please leave a message at the sound of the tone.

Uh…

Mr. Kaan, please--

Please…

It's Mehtap, Mr. Kaan. Please call me back when you can.

It's-- It's urgent.

Rainbow? Eventide?

Mom, all of this magic stuff is ridiculous, so we're leaving.

It is silly. But where are you going?

We're going to wake up nature.

-Master Hale wants us to do the ritual. -Master Hale's right.

Magic isn't scientific, and it doesn't even work.

If we want to find Kaan, we have to whisper into the ear of the universe.

-That'll work. -Exactly, Rainbow. Come on.

Let's hurry.

But, sweethearts, why are you doing all these crazy things?

Excuse me, Miss Hidayet, why do people have to eat the pişi?

Do spirits and demons prefer when we have full stomachs?

The special herb will help to open a kind of door.

Ah.

And the more people that walk through that door, then the better the magic is.

Oh. Well, then, tell me, what if, let's say--

Heaven forbid, but let's say I pass through that doorway

and the spirits fall in love with me, but then they won't let me go.

-Hypothetically, what would happen then? -Would you mind, lady?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Emel.

Oh, Avniş.

Little update.

Kaan has disappeared, and now there are two groups looking for him.

One of the groups is going to enter another realm after eating pişi.

And the other group is going to wake up nature.

I'm more of a nature girl, but what do you think, darling?

What are you talking about?

Just call the police. Why the hell should we be looking for him?

That's fine, Avni, don't come.

You'd better hope that nothing happens to me out there,

and that you don't regret losing your beautiful wife to nature.

Emel, wait.

Everyone rallied to help figure out where Kaan was.

But Miss Hidayet's wisdom was truly unique.

Kaan, son of Eve.

Let him come find me,

and may he never leave.

Repeat that and then write it down.

-Onto the eggs? -Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Kaan, son of Eve.

Let him come find me,

and may he never leave.

He wouldn't leave me.

Take these eggs out into the streets.

Then, as you hand out the pişi, say, “May you be full, so Kaan finds me.”

If anyone refuses to eat,

then you will break the egg onto their head and say,

"Now you owe me one."

Oh.

-That's pretty rude, isn't it? -Gülten, just do what she tells you to.

You need to hurry. Otherwise, you might lose him.

After such a deep and very special day for us both,

Kaan's disappearance was truly a test for us.

I would find him no matter what.

That's it.

Thanks.

Nedret, you okay? What's going on?

Mr. Kaan is missing, so we're gonna go looking for him.

Mr. Kaan's missing? How could such a big guy go missing?

Right from the start, I thought Mr. Kaan and Nedret looked good together.

So we were going to do whatever it took to make them happy.

All right, listen up, Mr. Kaan has gone missing.

Let's head out.

Whoa, whoa!

-Do you think we should help them? -Quick, Avni.

Kaan.

Please know that we're looking for you.

I know that you can feel my presence.

Nedret. Should we call out to him?

Oh. No, no.

We don't want to go scaring nature.

We've got to go to the forest

and gently let nature know we're looking for him.

-But… -It's just-- Hold it!

I sense an energy coming from the woods.

I'm gonna go talk to the trees.

-Mr. Kaan! -Shh!

Don't shout.

You'll scare nature.

I'll ask the girls at the salon to help.

Okay.

Ah. Hey, Idris?

She came around with a basket of pişi, and pişis are my weakness.

But I was full from dinner, and I didn't want to eat anymore.

Thanks, but I shouldn't eat so late.

Suddenly, she smacked me right over the head with an egg.

Before I could ask what the hell…

What the hell?

…the egg yolk had already started to run down my head.

Turns out the witch lady told her to do it.

It's okay, though. For Gülten, I'd do anything.

Cha!

-Mr. Kaan. -Mr. Kaan.

Mr. Kaan.

Mr. Kaan.

Mr. Kaan.

-Mr. Kaan. -Mr. Kaan.

"Kaan, Kaan."

That's what we chanted.

Kaan!

My darling!

Kaan, my darling!

Kaan!

Kaan, where are you?

God. Kaan, hon!

It's me, darling!

Mr. Kaan.

Ka-Ka-Kaan.

Kaan?

Mr. Kaan.

Kaan, honey!

-Mr. Kaan. -You owe me one.

They should've eaten them.

I actually hear nature calling me.

Oh! Bülent's home.

He'll eat some of this.

I'm being summoned.

Gülten, I got an inspirational wave from space.

-Did you hear it? -No, Bülent.

May you be full, so Kaan finds me.

I'll eat one. What is it?

Oh, it's a magic pişi.

Thanks so much for eating it.

-Kaan's been kidnapped by spirits. -What did you say?

Get back inside the house.

-Forget tea, there are spirits! -No need to panic. We'll find him soon.

I saw the chemistry between them the night of the circumcision ceremony.

I felt like my own brother-in-law had gone missing, so I joined their group.

He ate one when I asked.

Where's Miss Hidayet?

The spirits called her.

Oh.

Come on, let's go.

-Kaan! -Mr. Kaan.

Ah!

The power of nature is in the fire.

The water is behind us.

The earth is here, right beneath our feet.

We call on you, ancient powers,

to help us find our friend.

What happens now?

Now we show our power to the forest so it does the same for us.

Ah.

You excite me, Rainbow.

I excite you, Eventide.

Avniş, you excite me too.

And now the drums.

Hello? Hello? Hel-- Hello? Hello, is that you, Mr. Kaan?

I seek refuge from the evil of demons

in the name of all that is holy.

Oh my God, what the hell is going on? I'm freaking out!

What did he say?

Huh?

What did he say?

I don't know.

Hold on, I'll take that out.

You transformed a bit just now, wearing it.

I'll play you something else.

I translated it. Listen to this and tell me what you think.

"Zah-ni-yah. Handehah."

What did I say?

Uh…

-No idea. -No clue?

No.

"Zah-niyah zondah."

What did I just say?

I still don't know.

All right.

I guess they're from somewhere else.

With another dialect.

I'm pretty knowledgeable about all the dialects from all the galaxies.

It's pretty similar to us here.

Different accents up north, different accents in the south.

Hey!

Huh!

Hoo!

That night, we were showing our power to the forest.

Avni and I were both very impressed.

Hey!

What in the hell am I doing here?

No one's here.

TOWN MOVIE THEATER

My darling Kaan is nowhere to be found.

Kaan, are you out there?

I know that you can hear me.

Tell them to give him back to me.

I really need to get married.

We still have so many lifetimes to live.

Everyone is married.

He loves me too, doesn't he?

Please don't leave me now.

Of course he does.

Oh…

-Watch out. There are wolves. -That's nature answering us.

-You're answering me too. -I'm answering you.

-Why don't-- -Would you shut up?

Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!

Oh! Oh, God!

What was that-- Ow!

Shoo!

Shoo! Shoo!

Ow! It's me! It's Nedret!

-Shoo! -Ow!

Oh, God!

It's me! It's me, you guys!

-That's enough, I said. Are you crazy? -Just a bit more.

I'm trying to get to your original skin. The scaly, green one.

I've had it! All right, okay, I admit it. You're right, I am an alien.

Really?

-You're admitting to it? -Yes.

Ha!

Oh!

Ugh.

Oh man, you sure gave me a lot of trouble.

Here, let me get you out of this thing.

Jeez. So which galaxy do you come from? Andromeda?

I'm from, um…

Well, you know, the other one right above it,

really close to the, uh, black hole up there?

That's what I thought!

-Yes. -Whoo!

I knew you were from somewhere up there.

So the earth's flat, right?

Yeah. It is.

I was right. Ha!

I've got it in my notes. I'll show you.

Where's your hideout? Behind Antarctica, right?

Listen, could you--

-Do you maybe want to untie me-- -So let me ask you something else.

How many people have you abducted in your time?

A lot.

-A lot? -Yeah. Like, tons of them.

Okay, so why haven't you ever abducted me?

Uh, I…

Well, you know, maybe it was just that--

I have been waiting…

years for that, you know?

Right.

You could've abducted me

maybe just once?

That would've been okay, um…

Maybe put a chip into me, a little one?

Just this big.

A teeny-weeny little chip?

And then I could take it out once in a while and admire it.

And I could say to myself,

"Ömer, you've got nothing."

"But at least now you've got this. This chip, man. Ömer's chip."

Right, well, maybe, you know…

How about we do something like this.

Let me out of here, and I'll talk to my people.

Then, the next time there's an abduction, I'll make sure--

No, no, don't do that.

Don't do that. I wouldn't…

I just wouldn't want to impose anything on them.

You know what I mean? It wouldn't be coming from them.

Sure.

If they… If they felt like abducting me, but on their own terms, then…

Then that would be okay.

Yeah.

Well, abductions are sort of arbitrary and…

-Mr. Ömer? -I'm sorry.

-You okay? -I'm sorry about this.

-Look… -I really am sorry.

Would you…

Do you want to untie me now, maybe?

-Yeah, I'll-I'll do it in a second. -Okay.

Nedret?

-What happened, honey? -I got hit with some rocks.

We heard howling and thought she was a wolf.

Who was howling?

Did you find Mr. Kaan?

Lie down on the couch.

They threw so many. I mean, one, two, okay. But so many.

Careful now.

Nature wouldn't wake up for us.

-We couldn't find him. -He just vanished.

-We looked for him everywhere. He's gone. -Go on in.

Gone.

Your pain is my pain.

-Your pain is my pain. -Reiki. It really works.

Mom, did Kaan come back?

I'm sure he will, dear.

I gave them to everyone I saw, but hardly anyone was out tonight.

-There's lots left. -Give them to everyone here.

It's hot in here, isn't it?

-Excuse me, who are you, ma'am? -I'm Nedret's teacher, dear. And you are…?

-Well, I'm her mother. -That's a relief. I'm so glad.

-Don't worry. -Oh, master.

I'm here. I'm here.

-I gave you one. -Couldn't wake nature.

Don't worry, we will. Everything will be fine.

We'll figure everything out, right?

May you be full, so Kaan finds me. Oh.

May you be full, so Kaan finds me. May you be full, so Kaan finds me.

Mahmut, we wanted you to know that you're our cat in another dimension.

-Oh, yeah? That's so nice. -Yes!

…so Kaan finds me.

I'll break this on your stupid head! May you be full, so Kaan finds me.

What was I called?

Cream Puff.

You look delicious, yes!

Is that yummy?

You enjoy that.

-Yeah, I love pişi. -Everyone ate some.

-All right, folks. -Who's she?

Nedret's weird teacher.

The spirits don't want any other teacher but me here.

It's too crowded in here.

Gülten, we couldn't find him anywhere. I asked the ladies to help.

Tsk.

Sit down.

What does "missing" mean?

-I have a few more questions. -Okay.

I just don't know a lot about that time period.

But you were in that galaxy? I-I mean, of course you were.

Of course you were.

So there's one more thing I'm curious about.

You're here…

to invade this whole place, and take it over, right?

That's why you're here.

Uh… no.

No, Mr. Ömer, we're…

I'm one of the good guys.

We… I-I mean, my people…

We're here to protect good folks like you from the bad ones.

-Huh? -There are bad ones too?

Oh, yeah.

But are they…

Are they close to us here on Earth as well?

Afraid so.

Hang on.

But then that changes a few things.

Maybe now you can untie me?

Hidayet?

The fortune teller?

Yeah.

Oh, she's suspicious.

That witch.

Well…

And what is in the word "missing?"

"Sin."

Is it a sin to go missing?

No.

That's right. It's not.

So if we don't shame our friend, who is missing,

if we put ourselves in our friend's shoes, the material world will help us.

And it will bring him back.

-Isn't that right? -Yes.

So please, listen to me and join--

Take this rope and tie it around each other.

So, listen to me and join…

After you tie the rope…

Now, everyone, just listen to me.

And join hands.

I had to leave the room when I noticed that the ropes were glowing brightly.

I'm gonna go to the washroom. I'll be right back.

The magical pişi.

Pişi.

Excuse me, lady.

But we're doing a ritual here, so could you do that somewhere else?

Our friend here has lost her soulmate somewhere in the material realm.

Stop!

My client's destined husband…

Hey, Gülten.

…has been kidnapped by spirits.

Hey! Get your stupid friends out of here.

Our teacher, Master Hale is here, spending her precious time with us.

-So please get your friends out. -So?

Hidayet summons demons from other dimensions, so shut the fuck up.

Our teacher is totally beyond dimensions.

I know people in cosmic places.

-Shut your mouth. -That's the truth, sis.

I don't have to transport through interdimensional portals.

I've got them all with me, all the time.

Ha!

All right, friends. Everyone join hands.

Hold on to your rope.

I'm going to bed.

Oh, Vedûd. Oh, Habib. Let's say it all together.

Oh, Vedûd! Oh, Habib!

With the light!

With the light.

Oh, Vedûd! Oh, Habib!

With the light!

With the light!

Let me go, I can help them.

But I can't protect them from in here, so bad things will happen.

Don't worry about that.

We'll join forces, keep them from taking this place over.

I like that.

Should I open the window a bit, or do you like it warm?

I'm okay.

And if you help me, then we can both convince Mrs. Nezahat.

That way, I can buy this hotel and keep it safe forever.

-Okay. -Okay.

Now we're partners.

I should really go now, otherwise, they'll notice that I'm not there.

Ah, yeah.

-The spirits are angry. -Listen.

My energy is being drained. Just leave us alone.

If you don't leave, then I'll unleash them.

All right, unleash them. Go ahead and do it.

-Teacher, stop, please. -Ah!

You asked for it.

Oh, Vedûd! Oh, Habib!

Now, come into the light!

Oh, Habib!

Into the light!

Oh, Habib!

Oh, Habib!

Come into the light!

Come on, that's it.

Alien partner, bring it on in.

Mm, come here.

-All right, then. -Hey.

Huh?

From now on, you can just call me "Ömer, my pal."

Sure.

But I think you should still call me Mr. Kaan

because then they won't suspect anything.

Ah, right.

Okay.

-Um… -Yeah?

Would you shape-shift for me just this once, please?

No.

I shouldn't do that.

They'll get mad.

-Okay. I get it. -Mm.

Yeah, yeah.

It's the first time I've been alone with a superior being.

Sorry I'm so excited.

No, no. It's okay, Ömer, my pal.

Thanks.

This way.

Thank you.

"Ömer, my pal."

That felt great.

I don't know why.

Oh, Habib! Oh, Vedûd!

Stay with the light!

Stop! Stop it!

Stop!

Stop!

Don't you see that we're scaring nature?

Stop this.

Now nature's calling us.

The spirits are calling us.

Kaan, come into our light!

Talk to me, Kaan!

Give my beloved back, please!

Kaan!

MISSING

Kaan, to the light!

Kaan, please!

Give Kaan back to us!

-Give us Kaan! -Kaan!

-Yeah! -Give Kaan back to us.

Give Kaan back to us!

Kaan!

Back to us!

-Give Kaan back to us. -Kaan, we miss you!

Kaan!

-Oh. -Give Kaan back to us!

Oh! Oh!

Kaan!

And then Mr. Kaan came walking through the garden sort of normally,

even though everyone was screaming and shouting.

He emerged, surrounded by light.

His feet weren't even touching the ground.

I was in awe, I'm telling you.

He had a kind of quality that was far superior to Rabbit Ömer,

Ahmet the Peçenek and even taza al-Qadir.

Is everyone stupid or what?

It was Kaan!

He split the ground open and popped right out of it!

It really wasn't a big deal at all, you know.

He raised his hand up like this…

He meowed. He clearly meowed. I heard it.

"I'm here." That's what he said.

He'd just gone out for some fresh air and got lost.

Turned around.

He was turning and spinning.

Tuncay, are you almost finished?

Can you hold on? I'm doing an interview.

-Okay. -Grab what you need.

Oh!

Oh! Look, he's here!

Kaan is here! Kaan!

You're back!

Dear Grandfather Ethem, who wears a linen shirt.

I'll jiggle my belly for thee.

Kaan!

You came back.

My soulmate didn't abandon me.

We passed our first test.

-Hi, uh… -Kaan is back!

Kaan came back to us.

-I mean, he came back for me. -He came back for me.

Sezen Aksu even asked me, and I didn't give her anything.

But for Kaan, I'd give him anything. Anything at all.

The guy was that talented.

Where did you go?!

-All right. -Kaan! Kaan!

Let him go!

Back off! Get your hands off him!

Stay in there.

Open up! Open the door!

Open up!

-Get out of here! -Hey, stop pushing!

Get your hands off me!

Oh, but that wasn't the end.

BLUE MOON

The light works all the time. It's infallible.

-Is Kaan here? -What's going on?

All right, just calm down now. Who are you, dear?

Kaan!

Kaan?

-Does Kaan have a wife? -Come out and see us!

-Kaan! -Move aside.

Kaan!

What is wrong with all these people?

I have no idea.

-Step aside. Hold on, dear. -Calm down.

Kaan!

We want to see him.

Who's she?

Kaan! Oh!

Huh? Mehtap?

Oh, I was so worried!

Huh?

Mom, who's that?

Well, it seems Kaan is married.