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PLATONIC BLUE MOON HOTEL

Hello, I'm Nezahat Aktas.

Is the microphone working properly?

-Yeah, go ahead. -Ah.

So, the name, Blue Moon…

There was a blue moon on the night that my late husband and I

decided that we were gonna get married.

So, that's where it came from.

Despite a few weaknesses,

our little hotel was always such a welcoming place.

For 37 years. And then this happened.

I'm sorry, but…

But I'm still shocked about it.

Let's continue.

That day, my two daughters and I were busy running the hotel.

There weren't many guests at the Blue Moon,

but there was still plenty of work to do.

THANK YOU

Also, real estate agents called a lot.

Blue Moon Hotel, hello.

Hello again, ma'am, I'm calling you back.

Oh, my.

You really are persistent, aren't you? I told you, I'm not selling my hotel.

I know, but, I'm calling to tell you that we're raising our offer.

Let me put it this way.

I wouldn't sell the Blue Moon,

even if you gave me all the deeds in all of Istanbul.

Please, just hear me out.

This is truly the best offer you're going to find.

You'll never get another offer like this, seriously.

You're putting me in an awkward position, dear.

But, uh, please listen. I'm sorry.

I don't want to be difficult, but it's just that, uh…

-Well, I don't know how to say this, but-- -Yes, what is it?

Ugh!

You can't have the Blue Moon.

That didn't go well.

Ha! Positivity, positivity, positivity.

Hey, there! Good morning, guys.

I bet you're wondering why I gathered you all here.

I'm here to remind you to ask yourself a fundamental question.

Why should any of us work? Hmm?

So we can live.

And so we can thrive.

But in order to thrive, what do we need to do?

Hmm?

We all need to work a little harder.

Stubborn clients getting you down?

We've all seen that.

Don't be afraid to go over budget.

Get them excited because I promise there's nothing,

and I mean it, nothing that money can't do.

Be decisive and unemotional. Be ambitious, but also…

What's the word?

Passionate!

You've got to be totally passionate!

I don't want to hear,

"I couldn't convince them, I couldn't do it."

Building trust!

You've gotta get them to trust you.

You've gotta convince them to trust you implicitly.

Just act like you're an honest, trustworthy friend.

Get them to start worrying about their futures.

Scare them a little bit, just a little, and then hit 'em.

You have the power to get them to sell.

All right! Whoo!

Man, what a bunch of slackers out there.

You're right, sir.

I suppose it's because they just aren't as ambitious as you are.

-I've been meaning to tell you about… -Mm.

You gotta get those windows cleaned. They're a real eyesore.

Uh, okay. No problem.

-Uh, so, Mr. Kaan? -Yeah?

Well, you know that file in the Ildir area?

That boutique hotel and the land around it?

Didn't we close that account?

No, we didn't.

The owner won't… She won't sell.

Mehtap, I've told you this a million times.

You don't have to check with me. Raise the price, and that's it.

That's what I did, Mr. Kaan.

I gave her an astronomical offer, but she said no, she's not selling.

I don't think she cares about the money.

That makes no sense, Mehtap. That's utterly impossible.

That whole area is dead. She has to sell it.

Sir, I tried everything. She really doesn't want to sell.

-Maybe I can-- -Hey!

Just leave it to me, okay?

You clearly can't do it. I'll go myself. You get me a plane ticket.

Huh? You're really going?

Yes, I'll go and convince them.

I'm obsessed with it. I'm not coming back without it.

-But what if she finds out what you do? -She's not going to find out.

It's not like I'm gonna go and be like, "Hi, ma'am. I want to buy your hotel."

"Sell it to me now." I'll be tactical.

First, I'll try to figure out what the real problem is.

Then I'll build my strategy from there.

We'll find a price, then I'll buy it. Get it?

Got it.

Perfect. Now, give me all the facts.

Uh…

-The owner's name is Mrs. Nezahat. -Mm-hmm.

I'm pretty sure she's in her sixties.

She took care of everything at the hotel,

along with her husband, Mr. Kemal.

Okay.

But… But then her husband passed away, and she's running it.

Uh, she's running it with her two daughters.

Two daughters, huh? That's good.

There's something I'll be able to exploit.

Actually, how old are they?

Hello there. I am Gülten Aktas.

I'm the eldest daughter, but I'm not old.

I'm 33.

Yes, I know that it doesn't show.

The day Mr. Kaan came to the hotel,

I was headed to a new spa and salon, Beauty and You.

A friend of mine had just opened it.

And I wanted her to do a few tweaks and touch-ups on me, you know?

If I'm honest, I was…

a little bit depressed then.

Oh, Nezoş!

Avni!

Avni, quick, go and get her out of there.

Who? Me? You're kidding. No way.

What happened? Did you get dizzy?

My eyelashes are falling out. My eyebrows are gone.

My lips are getting so thin now that I look like a corpse.

Oh, God.

I'm just so ugly, Mom.

Gülten, how can you say those things? You're not ugly. You're worrying me.

And you're scaring our guests, too.

Ah, screw the stupid guests!

Those two have been coming here forever!

What are we, some kind of retirement home?

They're ancient! Why do they keep coming here?

They come here every year to live out their last days, but then they don't die!

Face it, Mom, nobody comes to this town.

I'm never gonna find love.

But you don't seem to care. I need you to listen, and you won't.

-Honey, what is it you want? -I want to go to Istanbul.

How am I supposed to get married when the guys here are all old?

Oh, sweetheart.

Look, I think love finds you when the timing is right,

like it did for me and your dad.

You can't worry so much. Come on, stand up.

Stand up, honey.

Can I go to the beauty salon?

What?

That new salon, Beauty and You. They do all kinds of treatments.

I want to make an appointment with my friend who runs it.

I'm not comfortable with that. What are you planning to do?

At this point, I want to do everything.

Look how awful my lips are. Look.

Where is Nedret?

Hello. I'm Nedret.

I'm Nezahat's youngest daughter.

Uh, so I think it was just about a week before the incident.

Mr. Kaan had just arrived.

That week, I was attending a mindfulness workshop retreat.

The Light and You workshop was a truly challenging adventure for me.

It was a journey into the soul, led by a very experienced guide.

Do any of you really know yourselves?

LIGHT AND YOU

The innocent child who lives in all of us?

Do you talk to that child? Hmm?

The tiny, innocent baby inside of you.

That helpless little thing.

Ah, do you think that baby might be crying?

Let me hear those babies cry.

Release that baby's cries.

Release the cries of the tiny baby inside of you.

Let it all out.

Yes, that's good. That's very good.

Okay.

That's-- Yeah, I think that's enough catharsis for now. That's enough!

I'm a guide to personal enlightenment.

Sort of a guru, but not a guru, not really.

I'm an interdimensional conduit of awareness.

Hale Işıktan.

Mommy didn't let you breastfeed for very long did she, sweetheart?

That is very good.

I've been witness to such beautiful connections over the years.

I've gone to different time dimensions with many different people.

I want to connect all these wandering souls

to their truest selves,

hidden deep within themselves,

ensuring that they find the soulmates they're longing for.

Let it out, dear. Is it coming out, dear?

Yes, I think I can feel it coming out, yes.

Good. Now, do you hear the little baby voice?

Mm. She's crying and shouting, like a baby.

Crying and shouting and--

-How much is she crying? -A lot. So much.

So she's crying a lot, is she?

I want you to hold that baby tight. Say to her, "I'm here, baby. I'm here!"

You've gotta tell her yourself. Say, "I'm here."

I'm here, my little… little one.

Perfect. I'm here, my little one.

Wonderful! You're all wonderful.

It certainly was an illuminating lesson,

uh, because I learned that I have to find myself

before my soulmate comes to me.

RESERVATION LIST KAAN ÜNAL

Oh, look at that!

Oh, look!

Ah!

Emel!

What is it, Nezoş?

Emel, a new guest is coming today!

And for the first time in a while, it's an actual customer. A stranger!

Can you believe it?

That's nice.

Oh, I'm so thrilled.

Emel, I'm just so thrilled!

You'd better slow down. We don't want you fainting.

Now come on, sit down. Sit down here.

-Come on, sit down, hon. -Yeah?

-You think I should? -Yeah, sit.

-This is a sign from up above. -Sure it is, honey. Yeah.

So you see? You were so worried.

And your stress levels were going through the roof thinking about it.

But you see now? Things are gonna get better for sure.

You know, I think you're right.

The girls, though, they've been complaining a lot.

And they're right. We can't make money if no guests come here.

Except for you two, of course.

I'm always thrilled that you come here every year.

We're like family now.

Well, why would we go anywhere else, honey?

You know, it's a no-brainer for us,

but even with the two of us, you need more guests.

I mean, look around.

This place is deserted. It's a shame.

Would you like me to make you another cup?

I would really love that.

Oh, hang on, Nezoş.

Are you charging us for all those extra cups of tea?

Avni always tells me not to drink so much,

but I told him you wouldn't charge us for extra tea now, would you?

-Please don't worry about it. -Hmm.

You're practically family…

Oh, honey.

Avni, dear, would you like a cup of tea as well?

-Huh? -Tea.

-Oh no, thank you. -I won't charge you.

Hmm.

Let's see, how long ago did we start coming here, Avniş?

How should I know, Emel?

I think it's gotta be ten years, at least. We always come, every year.

It's what we can afford.

But Nezahat always gives us a little bit of a discount.

Actually, we already have two summer homes,

but we rent them out.

That was my idea.

I wanted to make sure that his family doesn't come stay with us,

so I tell them that we need the extra income.

I'm Avni's second wife.

But he wasn't truly satisfied until we met.

I'm the beautiful younger woman.

Nezoş's daughters are both single,

so when I heard that someone new was coming to the hotel,

I wondered if maybe he'd be a good match for one of the girls.

Now then…

Oh.

Oh, well…

I'm pretty surprised, but you're actually beautiful.

Thank you so much.

But your eyelashes are gone, your eyebrows are weird,

and I can barely see your lips.

You also don't have boobs, and your ass is flat.

But we're going to fix all that up.

That doesn't feel good.

All right, let's do it all, then. Otherwise, I'll never get married.

Don't say that, dear. We can fix it.

You're a real beauty.

Except you don't have a chin.

-Yes, I do. -I'll just give you a better jawline.

And you're practically going bald.

Mesotherapy's a must. Come on.

Aren't you glad that your dear friend has opened up her own beauty salon?

Sure, but don't you think it might be a bit much?

Yeah, it is.

Hang on. Let's see now.

Yeah, your face is decent.

We'll just have to build it up a little bit more.

Now, don't worry. We'll slowly start to fix it all.

Oh, and we've got new treatments this month,

and all sorts of different packages.

-Is it expensive? -Of course.

But it's all worth it.

Look.

Bet you can't guess how old I am.

I don't know.

Uh, 35?

Try 55.

Yes, let's do it. Let's do every single goddamn thing.

Can you believe this is my face?

Now, don't talk like that. You're sacred. You've got to be kind.

Although, have you ever considered a nose job?

There's only so many miracles I can perform.

All right, hon, first, let's fill up those weird eyebrows of yours, shall we?

Where's my assistant? Hey, come here!

This is all so overwhelming.

MOM: A GUEST IS COMING, DON'T BE LATE

How long will this take, Nebahat?

-We've got a new guest coming tonight. -Hmm.

I wonder who comes here in the offseason.

Who knows? Probably another retiree.

No, I didn't see Mr. Kaan the day he arrived.

We were very busy.

When I first settled here in town,

they told me business was dead.

But I knew it would be easy for me to thrive in a small town

and told them to mind their business.

And then, just as I predicted, I fixed up every woman in town.

They'd all let themselves go.

So had Gülten.

It's so sad.

She always yearned for love.

But her proportions were all wrong.

Come on.

Hey, Gültoş!

What's up? Did you get your eyebrows done?

Yes.

Maybe you should've started with your lips.

Like you had any lips when you first got here, you little bitch.

Come on, Nebahat!

So what's up with you, Nesrin?

I got a package 'cause I'm getting married.

That's right, Nesrin bought a Beauty and You full package last month.

Eyebrows, lips, jawline.

And a love spell, too. And now she's getting married.

I'm sorry, what's a love spell?

Miss Hidayet's known for her spell work.

Sorry, your card was declined.

Oh.

What's Miss Hidayet's deal? Try this one.

Fortune-telling, horoscopes and love spells.

She guarantees marriage proposals. It's part of the package.

You come here for beauty,

and then Miss Hidayet helps you with your love issues.

She brews special concoctions too.

No one does anything without asking her first.

Bring your coffee in.

They are summoning us now.

Step in with your right foot first, then step back.

Now, step in with your left foot, and then come inside.

May all the spirits protect you.

I could tell she was the real deal, so I was excited.

What's up with Miss Hidayet?

She seems awesome, but her eyes have a weird look.

Yes, she's had some really strange dreams. But she doesn't tell me much.

-Whatever she does say usually comes true. -What'd she say?

Well, she said… she said…

Oh, hi. Welcome.

She always sees water in her dreams. Said a flood is coming.

And?

And then there was a flood in Florida, in Sarasota, that day at noon.

Hey, Gülten?

Don't worry about being all alone at the wedding reception, okay sweetheart?

A bunch of single ladies will be there.

You'll all have a separate table at the back.

Well, maybe I won't show up alone.

Since when? You have a boyfriend?

Oh, wow! Congrats, Gülten.

Who is he? Where's his family from?

You know, it's really new. And I wouldn't want to jinx it.

You're full of it. We all would have seen him, right?

No. He was in Istanbul, and he just moved.

Don't worry, I'll make sure that you meet him.

So, he has muscles. Kind of too many.

He's tall, and his eyes are light, and his shoulders are so wide.

His butt's like a football.

Mm.

Um, I don't actually want to give too much away yet.

Like I said, uh, I don't want any of you to curse me.

Muscular, huh? Well, I can't wait to see how hot he is.

I'll bring him in.

-Thanks, Nebahat. See you. -Don't forget your gift.

-Thank you. -Bye-bye, dear.

What the hell, Gülten! Where will I find a tall guy with light eyes?

Why didn't I say short and dark?

Destiny.

-Mr. Kaan? -Yeah, what is it, Mehtap?

Mr. Kaan, this trip happened so fast. Please let me know if you need anything.

Mehtap, stop panicking.

I'm gonna go in there with a positive attitude,

get the job done, and then I'll be back.

I've gotta let you go now. Bye.

I can't wait to see this Blue Moon.

Listen, my dears, a blue moon is coming.

They only occur once every 37 years. It's a miraculous event.

Other dimensional portals will open that night.

Ah.

Hmm.

Friends. My dear, dear friends.

I've gone through portals to other dimensions twice now.

And believe me, it is not as easy as it sounds.

It's very difficult.

But I've sat on all the planets, watching the sun.

Ah.

I have gone inside a black hole and come back out again.

In and out. Sure, it's easy to go into one.

It's just trying to get out. It's not for the faint of heart.

I'll explain. Try to follow along.

But don't worry, these high-level concepts took me lifetimes to understand.

In our material world, what am I meant to do with my supernatural power?

What is it that I do here? Well, I'm healing you.

You might say I'm saving you.

Tell me, what is my name?

BLUE MOON

Hale.

Hale.

Take out the A and put an E there instead.

-"Hela." Oh, heal. -Heal!

Heal. Heal. Heal.

And what is the definition of healing? It means to mend.

-To rejuvenate, see? -Ah.

Now. Put the letter L in between and what do you get?

"Helal."

Yes, halal. So what does that make me?

-Halal! -You are halal.

So then, what does that make me for you?

You are halal.

Congratulations! I'm halal for you all, my friends!

Enough.

Thank you.

So you're all here to find your truest selves.

And who here is looking for a soulmate?

Maybe you've tried, and still nothing. This is a lesson for all of you to learn.

You'll never be able to find your soulmate

until you have found your truest self, simple as that.

You've got to follow where the light leads.

I have two clients here from Level One.

Do you want to know what happened to them? I'll tell you what happened.

They attached to one another on their discovery journeys.

Now they're going to tell you all about the dimensional gates.

Come up here. The stage is yours.

Yes! Let's welcome them!

Thanks.

Rainbow and Eventide.

They chose those divine names for themselves.

And you'll all get to choose a name too.

-Not yet. We'll get there. -Yeah.

Um…

Hi there. I'm Eventide.

My name used to be Hasan.

I've experienced a lot of incredible,

really incredible things on this journey, and…

…I found my rainbow.

Yes, yes.

Um, hello there.

I'm Rainbow.

I used to be called Hatice.

Um, we're ready to go through the dimensional portal now.

Find your true selves.

Be yourselves. And fill yourselves up.

We are being filled up.

We are filled up now.

You fill me up, my love.

I fill you up, my love.

Beautiful.

We met Nedret in one of the Light and You workshops.

She was pretty naive. She was looking for her soulmate.

I'm lucky I found mine.

Yeah, I think that Nedret really envied us.

And I don't really blame her.

Hi there.

I totally envy you both. Really, I'm…

I just hope that I find my soulmate by the blue moon.

Thanks, that's sweet.

Don't worry, you'll find yours when the time is right.

Just trust. Go with the flow, and it'll come.

It'll come if it's meant to come.

And maybe what's meant to come has already come.

You can't say, "Don't come," to what's already coming.

It has to come the way it wants to come.

Noted.

You've got to follow the signs, you know?

What is your favorite color?

Blue. I just love blue.

By the way, our hotel is called the Blue Moon.

It's in Ildir. You're welcome to come stay there.

Aw!

We couldn't pass up on an offer like that.

Look, we can set up our tent right here.

-We could trim that hedge a bit. -No, please, don't be silly. Come on.

-You're inviting us in? -Of course.

Welcome. Come on in here. This way.

Let me just get you your keys.

Whoa!

Can you feel the aura in here?

Yeah, it's really vibey.

You're both welcome to stay here until the blue moon.

Thank you very much. That's so nice of you, friend.

So sweet, Nedret.

It's my pleasure, really.

Um, have you picked out a name for yourself yet?

A name?

I don't think "Nedret" really fits your frequency.

Oh, no, I haven't picked out a new name yet.

Maybe it isn't the right time, I don't know.

So, maybe, until you figure out your new name,

we could call you Sweet Soul instead?

Sweet Soul. That's beautiful.

That's a wonderful name!

Welcome into us.

-Ah. -Oh, thank you.

So sweet.

Here we are.

Go on. This is it.

I'll put this right here.

Relax for a while, and then you can come join us for dinner.

Right out in the garden.

-We'll relax a little later on tonight. -That's right.

No problem.

Psst!

Who are those weirdos?

They're my friends. They're in the healing sessions.

They're travelers, and they usually sleep in a tent.

I told them to come stay with us, since we're like siblings.

Well, nice work.

You think we're running a homeless shelter, or what?

Mom!

Gülten, don't say that. They're really nice.

Nedret just put a couple of weirdos in the room.

-Which room? -In Number 5.

Aw, come on. They're really nice.

Nedret, listen, you're way too obsessed

with this woo-woo stuff, I'll tell you that right now.

Come on, Gülten, you're also into some stuff that's pretty weird.

I am investing in myself.

I guess I am too. To find my soulmate.

-I know who your soulmate is. -You do?

Yeah, you really want to know who?

Well, do you remember that, um, the…

-Tell me. -You know who it is.

Come on, you know the one I mean, hmm?

You know, that pillow on the living room couch.

Quiet, Gülten.

Don't mess with my perfect gemstone.

What gemstone? What the hell?

Just 'cause she has blue eyes? Oh, please.

Gülten, please.

I don't mind if your friends stay, but how long will they be here?

Thanks, Mom.

They'll stay until the blue moon, so just a few days.

Well, another guest reserved Room 5 today,

so take your friends over to Room 1, dear.

No problem. I'll do that, Mom.

Who's coming, anyway? Another ancient freeloader?

Be nice, Gülten.

Help me, would you?

Get the bread out of the oven and then take it outside.

What happened to your eyebrows?

It's time for you to change your mindset. You're being too stubborn, Mom.

We should sell the hotel. Aren't you tired?

A change would be so good for you, you know.

Gosh, those are some dark eyebrows.

And why did you do that to your mouth? You look like a pouting duck.

You know my lips are thinning! They're like this.

Now do you get it, Mom? Even a tiny bit of filler would help.

Go easy on her, Mom. Poor Gülten just wants to get married.

But you want that too, don't you, honey?

Oh no, Mom, I've never been obsessed with finding a husband.

What I'm looking for is my soulmate. That's a completely different thing.

I'll explain.

We've all got the same soulmate in every dimension.

So I'm actually already married,

but we just haven't met in this dimension yet.

So I'm trying to find him now, my interdimensional husband,

so that I can marry him in this dimension.

I'm sorry, but I just don't know what you're talking about, Nedret.

Do you want to sit here?

-Hi. -This way, love.

Avni and I used to be madly in love with each other.

But eventually, the excitement fizzled out.

So I thought it would be a good idea to suggest seeing other people.

Oh! Hi there! Why don't you come over and sit with us?

-What are you doing, Emel? -Avni.

Sure, we'll sit with you, friends.

Oh, wonderful!

Enjoy your meal.

-Thank you. -Enjoy your meal.

Um, so what are your names?

Oh. I'm Eventide. And this is Rainbow.

Hi.

Oh, wow. Such unique names.

Well, I'm Emel, and this is Avniş.

Without the "shh."

We've been married for 12 years, give or take.

Mm-hmm.

It's been one month since our earthly bodies merged.

I can tell. Neither of you are eating much.

You must be able to share each other's clothes.

Mm-hmm.

Since we're sleeping in a new space tonight,

we've chosen to honor the sacredness of that with vigorous lovemaking.

And we don't want to diminish our satisfaction by eating too much.

We wouldn't want that.

We certainly wouldn't want that.

No, that won't happen.

They rub up against each other a lot.

I've been recording them since they got here.

I've got everything.

But no one has spotted me yet.

You see, this is a very special area, huh?

Many strange things have happened here.

They say a dimensional portal opened up.

And aliens use it like a highway now.

But they are hiding them.

Some have even started to breed.

There are Creepers and there are Reptilians.

And then, there are the Grays.

They're all among us.

As the blue moon approached, our town was getting a lot of visitors.

All of these new weirdos.

Hmm!

Oh!

Oh, Emel.

That's Ömer.

You should be used to him by now.

Oh, I'm sorry, Nezoş. He just surprised me that time.

Ömer helps out around here, but he's harmless.

Ömer? Ömer, are you hungry?

Why don't you come sit down?

No, I'm fine, thanks.

When you're hungry, your mind and your reflexes are more honed.

Oh! Very good.

He's just like us.

Okay then.

Are you going to eat?

They don't want to eat.

I'll leave you to it.

Thank you, Nezoş.

Gülten, don't bother bringing them that bread.

Why's that?

They're not gonna eat the bread.

They can eat my ass for all I care.

Ah, Gülten.

Have you met Gülten? She's Nedret's older sister.

I hope she can find a husband too. These girls have been single for so long.

Emel.

It'll come when it's meant to.

-What? -When it's meant to come, it will come.

-Who? -If it wants to come…

It will come. The laws of the universe…

-They cannot be altered. -…cannot be altered.

What the hell kind of bullshit is this?

Is it your first time here?

Yes, it is.

You know what, bro?

People don't appreciate this place. I swear, no one ever comes here.

Everyone is super depressed. Every single person here.

Look, there's no one around out there.

There's nothing to do, and it's impossible to make a living.

I'm scraping by, so that's something.

But you know something? If you think I'm miserable…

Do I look miserable to you? We're good. Do you think I look miserable?

Tell me what you think, because I'm not, man.

I'm really not miserable. But am I bored?

Hell yeah, I'm bored.

-It's a boring place. -I get it.

Would you mind turning off the party lights?

-What? -These lights.

-I'm wondering if we can turn them off? -Oh, the lights?

Oh, wait, bro. Check this out, man.

I'm gonna show you something so cool. These lights sync up with the music.

THANKS TO FATE SEMICENK

Whoo!

Dear God, please send my husband to me.

My destiny, my fate.

I'm begging you with all my heart, my purest heart.

Send me someone kind.

Someone handsome,

with really broad shoulders

and some really muscular arms.

I love Rainbow's toes the most.

So sweet.

Avniş is an earlobe guy.

Emel.

There is so much to learn from you.

-So much. -You were in the military, right?

Yeah, he retired.

You should ask where he is.

What do you mean?

Ask the universe.

It'll answer.

Just ask the universe where your soulmate is hiding.

Where is he?

What's happening over there?

I gotcha.

Oh…

Nedret.

Mr. Kaan appeared at the front door in a flash of light.

And then I heard a voice.

See? Those lights. That's what a spaceship sounds like.

And that's an alien. Hear that?

Good evening.

H-Hello there. Welcome.

I'm Mr. Kaan. I made an online reservation with you this morning?

Yes, I remember.

You're so… You're so very…

…handsome.

Oh! Thanks for the compliment. That's sweet of you.

Oh, you're welcome. Please come in. You can put your suitcase over here.

We're getting the room ready now.

-The lounge is right this way. -Sure.

Just relax, and we'll get everything ready.

Let him be strong enough to carry me with one arm.

Let everyone say, "Wow, Gülten's husband is so hot."

"I wish my husband was a hot, godlike muscleman like him."

Please give him a bubble butt that I can…

Gülten.

Gülten, please come help me. Our new guest just arrived.

Coming! I was just in the middle of saying a prayer!

-Come on, dear. -Pfft!

Nedret. Nedret.

Our new guest just arrived.

Did you switch your friends into the other room?

Oh, right. Um, I'm so sorry, you two. I made a mistake with the rooms.

So I'll move you two downstairs. But there's a Jacuzzi down there.

Ah!

That's even better for us.

Yes!

We can skinny-dip in the Jacuzzi.

Let's go!

Avniş, we should skinny-dip in the Jacuzzi too.

-Come on. -Emel, would you please cut it out?

Would you like some water?

Thanks, that would be wonderful.

Sorry, what?

MR. KAAN, DID YOU GET TO THE HOTEL?

I JUST ARRIVED, MEHTAP

This door should be kept closed.

You get the geezer's suitcase.

Girls, girls, our guest just arrived.

Get him some water and bring his suitcase upstairs, please.

-I'll get his water. -She wants me to get his water.

-That's okay, you can take his suitcase. -You're the younger one, you take it.

Good evening.

He was wearing a blue shirt.

And it had blue details all over it.

Almost as if a-a blue light was flowing into my heart, from his body.

My destiny had arrived.

And you could see his huge muscles right through his shirt.

That's when I realized he was my soulmate.

He came here to complete me. He's the one.

That's the man I'm going to marry.

He's the one.