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Tonight, the reunion continues.

Dennis had just died. Like, how could
you hit me when I was down?

You know what? I wasn't thinking. And
then not come over and give me

at a party. You were worried about your
neon heels and your lobsters. You scare

me. When I got arrested, they took down
my percentage. You're saying that the

family trust started giving you less
money. Now, this makes sense.

Hard Rock is this new millennium drink.
It's from millenniums. It's from what?

Millennials. I mean, Bambi was like, it
was our family member.

Did you like dial 911? I dialed 911.

Can 911 help with a dog? It does matter
a lot what you say because it can be

held against me in court. I believe
you're still drinking on the side, okay?

think you are.

Welcome back for part two of the Real
Housewives of New York City reunion.

Life with Ramona Singer can be a bumpy
ride.

This season saw Ramona going off the
rails with everyone not named Harry or

Mario, proving once and for all that the
Ramona coaster is truly ageless. Watch.

Fully greased. Oh boy.

I admit it, I'm into hot sex. I know
that.

Ramona is a date monster.

I mean,

she's dating so many guys.

I'm going to go next. I have a date.

It's only 24 hours a day, and I really
want to meet a nice guy.

Harry Dubin and Ramona making out.

It was like two crocodiles.

Harry and I are just very, very good
friends. With friends like that, you're

going to end up with three more kids.

He's gross.

You look nice, a little touch of yellow
here.

Okay.

I always like this button buttoned up,
but you don't have to do that.

Mario is still easy on the eyes, and
he's fun to flirt with. Right now, in

moment, I'm good with everyone.

Bethany lost her fiancé. I feel so sorry
about your loss. Are you ready? You did

that in two seconds? I did that in the
test.

Drive by. Drive by grievance. I don't
know how many times I try with Bethany.

It's like whenever I do one little thing
wrong, it's like I committed a murder.

How smart can Dennis be? He's on drugs.
Come on.

Let's not talk about him.

Bethany doesn't get close to anyone.

Well, face it. I mean, who does she get
close to? Right now, she's close to

Luann out of default.

Why? Who is she going to be? She's going
through a horrible time. Oh, come on.

She's in Boston with another guy right
now. How horrible can it be?

When people are sexually abused as a
child, you say, is it my fault? It was a

friend of a family.

Can I finish? A friend of a family. Can
I finish? You can finish, but I'm adding

something. Oh, my God. It's a friend of
a family.

Don't ever do that to me again.

I am so totally mortified. You didn't
tell the truth and pay it back. They

me $61 ,000.

I had the ticket.

Same as Dorinda, right? Let me do the
risk. Yeah, you guys are at the same

table. All right, $62 ,000. Do you know
where $62 ,000 is? My friends are taking

me out for my birthday. Are we invited?
No, no. But when you gave the list,

didn't you include it? I didn't do the
list. I wanted to add Sonia. And my

friend Pamela.

No, okay.

All right, Ramona, you have a lot of
explaining to do.

Not a dull moment around me.

That's true. I'll start with something
positive. We got a lot of tweets and

emails from people saying how cute you
and Mario are together and wondering if

there's any chance of a reconciliation.

I think Mario and I have just, you know,
we've grown apart. We had a great

marriage for a very long time.

You know, I made sure that we made up
because of our daughter. And we actually

have like a friendship now. So it's all,
you know, who knew? And it's all great.

So Ramona, we have to talk about one of
the more unexpected developments of this

season. What the hell is going on with
you and Harry Dubin?

Oh, Harry and I are like... Great
friends.

I've known him for like 10 years.
Friends with benefits?

No, not at all. But when we did kiss, it
was kind of like kissing cousins. I had

too much to drink, and he should have
never kissed me. Of course, I responded

like, this shit happens.

Ramona, why deny that it happened? I
didn't deny that it happened.

Yes, you did. You said it never
happened.

Ramona is making out with Harry Dubin,
who I dated 30 years ago.

I was not making out with Harry, so shut
up.

You did deny it. You denied it.

Well, I was embarrassed.

There we go. Table 61, table 62. I don't
know. Did I deny it? Well, let the

truth get in the way of a good story.
Keep it going. Okay, well, since you

brought it up,

table 61, table 62, what's your excuse
for that one? Well, you know what?

Basically, I may look ageless. My mind
is not so ageless anymore.

Blame it on the show.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

It is. So let me finish. So I know I
said table 62, 62, I thought. I did not

register in my mind.

Now I know never to swear on a
daughter's life because obviously my

working quite well. The woman confirms
that you were at Dorinda's table. She

invited me. I sat down.

Then Dorinda says, why aren't you at
this table? I said, I'm at this table.

it really.

My head, when I saw on TV that it said
62, I go, where's my money? And I don't

want to be pushed this time. I don't
want to be pushed this time. I don't

to be pushed.

A, you called and you invited me as your
guest.

When you invite someone as a guest, that
means you're going to sit with them. I

had a table. I had a seat right next to
me. There was an empty seat next to me.

No, there wasn't. Number two, it was
table 62.

Not only did I...

Confirm it with you. I brought over the
list because I went to Michelle Raleigh

and got the list. I went to your table
and said, we're at table 62. Look at it.

You said, no, I'm not seeing. Stop
making a scene. I'm not doing it. So

the thing. What I'd appreciate you to do
instead of keep making excuses, which

you're doing, is to say, I fucked up.
I'm sorry, Dorinda. It was rude. It was

inconsiderate. And it wasn't nice.

The whole situation wasn't nice. Because
that's when I get pissed off.

That's when it's not nice.

So say you're sorry, and we move on. The
whole thing was a whole fiasco.

I'll never swear on my daughter's life
again, and it was a whole fiasco. I want

to talk about your second lie that you
were busted in. We're on one. I'm good.

I realized that was a lie. Sorry. You
didn't realize that was a lie? Here we

I did not know it was 62. I said it. My
mind's up.

I'm sorry.

I'm not going to make up a story.

When you talk loud, you sound like a
moron.

I don't care.

Here's another lie. Okay. Here's another
lie. And three, we're working on three.

The guest list to your birthday party.

Right. The clip of you telling your
friend not to invite Sonia to the

party. You know, you claim later that
you had no say in the matter. Right. We

flash back to the woman saying, should I
invite Sonia? And you say, no, do not

invite her. What is your reaction? All
right. I wanted my.

birthday to be personal for me and not
to be filmed normally i invite all the

girls if i invited them then we'd have
to film it and i didn't want to film

year because i can't break the third
world on the third line on

tv fourth wall i can't tell lucy i don't
want to film that's why i can't invite

the girls i can be there not you guys
have had million lunches not don't i

invite you every year

Why didn't you want to be filmed?

Because I wanted something personal for
me. You are on a reality show.

Isn't that showing your real life?
That's why I didn't invite them. I

something personal for me. What was your
reaction?

I was hurt. My heart skipped a beat.

I was like, how can you tell my friends
that you're trying to break into society

with as you're reaching your 70s?

Oh, Sonya's not invited. I've known
these girls for 30 years. What are you

talking about? I hang out with them more
than you do. Well, I know them longer

than you do. And you're not there when
it's just a tête -à -tête with us, by

way, at private clubs.

You made yourself look bad.

Personally, I'd always invite you guys.
I wanted something for me. But it's not

about us guys. It's me.

No, I invite everybody. But about the TV
stuff, you're posting on Insta stories

and all that. So you didn't, it wasn't
like super private.

I mean, you were posting on Insta
stories. Well, yeah, I was very happy. I

having a personal happy day.

Okay, I want to move on. I want to move
on.

Ramona, we have to talk about your
comment about Dennis being on drugs. Oh,

gosh, that's terrible.

I'm horrified.

That, I just apologize profusely to
everybody, to Dennis, to God, to

here, to his family. That was just, I
don't even, that was just beyond

Do you have any, what was your reaction
when you saw it?

Listen, we expect you to have poor
behavior, but there's like a buildup. I

and I'm like, dig, smack, dig, smack.

punch in the face. You just have a
problem with me, and it's your problem.

behavior can be atrocious.

To me, though, you have a thing with me.
No, I don't have a thing for you. No,

no, everybody knows you have a thing
with me. No, but she didn't give you

smacks this season, unwarranted. Oh,
well, she's, believe me, she dialed on

everybody else.

I also don't understand how you could be
so mean to me after the specific year I

had. Dennis had just died. Like, how
could you hit me when I was down?

You know what? I wasn't thinking.

And then not come over and give me
condolences at a party. You were worried

about your neon heels and your lobsters.
You didn't even come over and say

anything to me. Like, how could you not
be compassionate? I just don't

understand. Because I never know if I'm
going to get my eyes scratched out from

you or not.

not you're very hot and cold with me and
you kind of like you know you scare me

well who should be scared by who i'm
scared of you well well should who

i'm scared of you you come after me like
with got more guns blazing than anyone

else when you're upset with me and it's
just i just keep my distance i'm like

okay she's not acknowledging that's good
i'll just keep my distance i'll be okay

but then don't say it behind my back and
don't go digging me behind my back

coming up how dare you put me

in the

He asked me a question Then

don't say it behind my back

digging me behind my back eight like
eight digs look at the show so many

meant to be a dig friends

Dennis, I mean, you said so many
negative things. So I just expect you to

kick and punch me because I know it's
coming. I don't want to kick and punch

you, and I'm sorry you feel that way.
But it's not that I... It seems like I

that. It's not that I feel that way, and
it's not that it seems like you do

that. Okay, then I do that.

So you have to work it out. I'll try not
to do it. Yeah, it's for you. Do you

think you will ever take this and...

Yeah. Learn from it? Yes, I can learn,
but sometimes my mouth just, I mean, I'm

trying. I know, but you've said, I mean,
we've done this like 11 times.

I mean, it can be very outspoken, but of
course, that's the most fun to watch.

You look like a bully when you jump on
her. Okay, that's my personality, but

way I am, I should not accept other
people to be that way, and actually,

not good.

It's not great that I disappointed you,
because I know how hard it is for you to

get close to women. If you came across
hurtful to her, I just had diarrhea of

the mouth.

Watching myself, I'm like, is that
really me? Like, I don't even know if

want to be friends with myself.

I'm trying the best I can. The viewer
said that was the single most egregious,

worst, vile thing that you have ever
done on the show, and that's a big

statement. Well, I'm surprised that even
Bravo could do that.

No. Well, don't blame Bravo for putting
it up.

No way. Everyone feels that they've said
something that they can't believe they

said, but it winds up on the show. No,
it wouldn't be fair to show her flaws

not give you a hall pass on that. And as
much as I love Dennis and his family...

We all have flaws, darling. Oh, please.

No, I said... No, I wasn't... This
wasn't about you.

I'm defending you, saying you're not
going to...

bad in something and then Ramona's going
to get a hall pass or me or anybody.

Absolutely. And you know what? I was
wrong and I wish I never said it. If I

could take it back, I'd take it back. Of
course you would. I have to own it. I

was horrified when I saw it. I called
you up immediately.

You said there's nothing I can say. I
go, you're right. There's nothing you

say. So I'm saying it here. I have
nothing to say.

There were two moments between the two
of you that also struck me.

One was upstate at the bar where the two
of you really connected in a...

profound way talking about your
childhoods and your backgrounds.

I had no love for my father. No love,
zero love. He ignored me.

I know you didn't have a good
relationship with your father, but did

ever closer?

No. It was like a war song.

Screaming, yelling.

We'd hide under the covers as kids. I'd
call the cops.

You saw that there were things that you
had in common in your life.

The other one was in the finale after
you had a near -death experience.

And I saw this moment from you
specifically where you hugged her in a

I could see that there was something in
this woman that you

or you share a common history.

Absolutely. I have compassion for
Ramona. And also, I sent you a text, and

said, Ramona, I'm not harboring ill
will. I don't want you to be hurt. I

want whatever. No, I understand. I came
to you to console you about what you did

to me. You never came and said, I have
been disgusting to you this whole season

and multiple years. You've never said
that. And I don't know what I can do to

stop that mystery.

I don't need you to do anything. Oh, no,
I'd like to know for my own self. It

doesn't have to be for you. Well, I
think maybe stop mouthing off.

Just keep my mouth shut.

Try to be kind. I can't believe I'm
saying that. Well, I do have a very kind

side of me. You may not know it, but I
know it. No, I do. I do. That's why I'm

sitting here with you. I want to talk
about your charity work a little bit.

Sure. I've seen a lot of cringeworthy
moments on this franchise.

The New York Loves Kids event was as
cringeworthy as it gets.

But it was successful.

That was the good news. We brought
attention. The law was passed.

Well, we brought attention.

Yeah.

Dorinda, what set you off about Ramona
that made you interject?

It was all about Ramona again. All the
attention had to be on Ramona. She

want to share the limelight. She didn't
want to share anything.

She wanted to shove us in the back like
she does in pictures and stuff. The

opposite of charity. Did you see how
they felt that? I was going to speak

and they could have spoke right after
me. So they wouldn't even let me speak.

Luann, you wrote the book on etiquette.
What was your reaction when you saw it?

Oh, I was horrified. It was really...
Oh, Luann, stop it.

Come on. They got her name.

Don't be horrified.

You are the last person. You need to
read your book and then come back.

I need massages.

I need milk.

Dorinda, I know you're crying. Oh, my
gosh.

I know you're crying.

Oh, day class A.

Oh, day class A.

Ask me a question. Don't be rude. Well,
that's what she did for me at the

charity event. She interrupted the same
thing.

Ramona, you know, you started the season
feeling like you were okay with

everybody. How do you feel like you're
ending the season? I am where I am,

You're a piece of work, singer, I swear.

Moving on, okay.

Well, with the loss of her beloved dog,
Bambi, and pressure from her friends

about her relationship with Scott,
Tinsley was feeling enough heat to

those famous eggs of hers.

Would Tinsley keep her cool with her
biological clock ticking and her friends

nitpicking? Watch this.

Welcome to the Best Friend Animal
Society Annual Strut Your Mutt. I

Bambi when I was working at the Humane
Society and he has just changed my life.

Thank you for doing that. I just had
like a hell of a weekend. My dog has

cancer. No.

I called 911 and then the fire trucks
came and they're like...

I have never seen someone this
hysterical over losing a dog, and that's

from someone who had a dog funeral.

How is Scott?

He's great. He's great. I dare you to
call up Scott, tell him he's the love of

your life, and if you're not engaged by
the end of the year, you're not doing

that right now. He does not like to be
embarrassed.

I don't want to do that to him.

You can't just be happy when it's his
terms.

It doesn't work that way. It does in his
life.

Tinsley sets women back.

100 years. He would kill me.

And he broke up, by the way.

I said to him, you know, I need more
from you. And he said, no, I can't. So I

have to move on. I love the way you
dress, but that dress makes your breasts

look flat.

And I spent like $3 ,000 on this. Then
you overpaid. Okay. When you date a rich

guy, there's an upgrade in your
lifestyle.

And when you stop dating the guy,
there's sometimes a slight downgrade. We

haven't seen the slight downgrade.

Maybe that's where I put my money into.
You're going to have to make a hell of a

lot of money to be buying those kind of
dresses. I'm not doing this on me. We're

not talking about Scott anymore. I am
not dating Scott.

I actually still do love him.

Also, there's no arrangement.

You're being deceitful. This isn't just
about Scott. This is about just

connecting with her overall in her life.
Okay, we're done.

I just wish she'd be honest about it.
This is crazy.

Okay, let's get right into it.

Tinsley, what do you think about the
ladies questioning your spending habits

specifically where you're getting the
money from?

I mean...

I come from a place where you don't talk
about money, and it's really, really

super awkward for me to even have to
talk about money to you guys. I did,

luckily, thank you, grow up very
privileged. I had a really nice life. I

in one of the biggest houses in
Richmond, Virginia. I was a leader of my

debutante ball.

Okay, we got all that, but we saw a
significant change.

No, we didn't get all that. No,
actually, you didn't get all that,

because you don't let me speak.

Do you want to hear how I grew up?
Because what is confusing to me is, did

buy my house when I grew up? No,

we're talking about all of it. The point
is that I have money from my family. I

also do work.

I was doing branding stuff before a lot
of you guys were doing anything.

I mean, work for Dior. I've done all
these different things. That was years

though. Not enough to live in that
hotel.

The dollars and cents don't make, don't
add up. Okay, so where are we going with

this? You don't live in New York. Let's
just not get it twisted. This is the

point. Like, I'm not a New York
housewife. Okay, guys. Thank you. Do you

live in the hotel? I do still live in
the hotel. No, she moved out in January.

No, I still, I, I. You moved out in
January.

I sent flowers there. You moved out.
Left in January.

Went to Palm Beach. Oh, my God.

I moved out of the other bedroom, two
-bedroom in January, and I moved back in

in May. Full -time. I signed a year
lease full -time. I don't know. What did

mean? I think this is really awkward
that we're even having this

Why do you care?

Are you just focused on me?

Oh, I'm actually focused on you. You
started this American campaign on me. I

really don't know a lot about you. We
don't go out. You actually do know a lot

about me. No, I don't. I really don't.
What kind of arrangement do you think

has?

I don't know. What would it be? A damn
good one. What would it get out of this?

Coming up, since you announced that you
had broken up, you went on a date with

him? We went on a trip. Oh, a trip.
Well, that's kind of... Well...

Has

your lifestyle changed since you moved
here? My lifestyle...

Has not changed my entire life.

When I moved into your place, I moved, I
was, my head was not on straight. You

were shopping every day. I was shopping.
In small shops. Now you're coming home

with $7 ,000 back. What am I doing? I go
to Intermix in Berkshire. $4 ,000 or $5

,000. When I got arrested, they took
down my percentage of the money that I

make, an income that I make on a monthly
basis.

You're saying that the family trust
started giving you less money after you

arrested. Because they wanted to see.

I was obviously partying, going out too
much. I got arrested.

My mother was obviously pissed.

I moved in with you because she did not
want me to live by myself. She was

scared as hell.

So then, afterwards, I have proven
myself and things have gone up. Back to

they were before. Thank you for being a
real girlfriend. I don't need to tell

you about my money. It's embarrassing.
We're just friends. We tell you

everything. They feel like they're very
forthcoming about their lives. And they

feel like you're hiding things or
holding back.

So how do you respond to that? The
problem is this. I am very forthcoming.

saw me sobbing and crying.

I'm sorry. I deserve a...

I mean, if that's the case, because I
was really upset.

If it was an arrangement, if it was an
arrangement, I wouldn't be crying.

I have talked about my family. I have
talked about my life. But because it's

the truth you want to hear, you can't. I
just would like to get to know you

better and be involved in your life. I
think we all would. Well, you know what?

I don't really feel like you really do
care about me. OK. OK, so let's settle

once and for all.

Do you have an arrangement of some kind
with Scott? Absolutely not. Are you with

him right now? Absolutely not, no. Since
you announced on the show to everyone

at Dorinda's spa party that you had
broken up, have you gotten back together

with him since then? They're seeing him
since then. I did see him, yes. You went

on a date with him? We went on a trip.
Oh, you went on a trip? Well, that's

of getting back.

together? No, it wasn't. Did you have
your own room on vacation with him? No,

mean, no.

Look,

we do speak. He comes calling again, and
we started talking again, and he wants

to go on a trip. I went on a trip with
him, and it didn't work, you know, and

just didn't work.

Diana from Hoboken said, Bethany, after
Tinsley wouldn't call Scott at your

dinner party, what did you mean when you
said in an interview that Tinsley sets

women back 100 years?

I meant that Tinsley is not an example,
in my opinion, of female empowerment.

She has old -fashioned values. I think
that she's not, she lives a little bit,

she doesn't live in the real world in
many ways. Is there a possibility that

Tinsley was raised in the South by a
very wealthy family and has completely

different values and...

Absolutely. Absolutely.

Let's not make it about the South.
That's absurd.

Well, it's who she is. No, I went to
high school in the South. Atlanta's in

South. You didn't grow up in the South.
It's ridiculous.

It's actually not. She's a rich
debutante from the South. Well, that's

back 100 years. The whole debutante,
that's what I'm saying. I think kids

do what makes her happy. It makes her
happy. I would like you to be more

transparent.

Fine, whatever you want to say. I want
to move on.

Tinsley, we're all sorry about the loss
of Bambi.

There was a lot of confusion about the
freezing and defrosting thing. Anything

that you want to explain to anyone?

Well, my sister is very close to Bambi.
I mean, Bambi was like, it was our

family member and she wasn't there when
he died. So we had the vet, they freeze

it. Why did the fire department come?

Because they called 911.

If I laugh during this segment, I'm
going to kill myself.

No, I can't.

But I'm having a nervous laugh.

I didn't know the fire department. Did
you, like, dial 911? I dialed 911.

Can 911 help with the dog? They were
trying to resuscitate him. Oh, the fire

department. Yeah. Wow.

Can you hold it?

You have to stop. You could.

If you were on AC with Anderson on your
show and Walker died, you'd want to see

him again.

You don't want him to... I don't know.

I don't know, but I'm trying to control
myself.

And it was really...

It's hard for me to see things like
these weird, awkward comments. Well, we

didn't mean to make fun of your loss
with Bambi. No, we were making fun of

I can't believe that no one's ever heard
of that. I don't think anybody's ever

heard of it. That's why they were
probably just like... They had their

with the dog, and now the dog's
screaming.

He's in Palm Beach.

My dad is in a box there. My other three
chihuahuas, they're all in the living

room in Palm Beach.

Before I close it out, is there anything
else you want to clarify?

I want to say something.

I'm sorry if I ever hurt your feelings.

To tell you the truth, I was confused.

But I truly would like that we do dig a
little deeper. I feel the exact same

way. I'm still so upset about Scott.

And you're sitting there acting like I
have some sort of arrangement.

And then I just can cry on the drop of a
hat. It just happened.

Just to be clear, was it just fear? You
didn't seem upset once you broke up. You

seemed pretty good after that. I was
trying to put on a strong face. Because

honestly, we've been together back and
forth so many times. I was trying to do

it for myself.

Okay.

We'll be right back.

I just have to stand for one second.

Okay, well, where are you going? I'm
going to pee. Two seconds. Look at her.

right here. Look at her. Look at her
waddling with her diaper.

Coming up.

I've been really working hard on myself.

On what aspect of yourself?

Because you just got busted in like nine
lives.

We are back with the Real Housewives of
New York City.

Peccadillos, foibles, eccentricities,
whatever you call them, the New York

Housewives have them in spades.

Let's take a look at just some of the
amusing tics that make these ladies

I have great legs, great boobs, great
arms, hotter than hot. I like the

Amazing. I look amazing.

If you got it, flaunt it. When else can
I? When I'm 90?

Hold my luggage for a second.

Will you just stay here? I just farted
and it's too much. Oh, my God. Come on.

Oh.

Hold on. I have gas.

You got to shake it out. Oh, my God. She
was farting the whole time.

Again with the air. conditioning it
makes me poop stop bragging oh my god i

literally i don't know if you're
drinking you don't have to drink it i

just drink white wine thank you a pinot
grigio when you get a chance cheers

cheers to myself this helps the stress
is anybody hungry

Yes. Order for us. I trust your
judgment.

Anybody interested in a crab cake shown
up here? Why not?

Let's get a squash toast.

We'll get whatever you guys want. But
ahead of time, what are the lobster pop

tarts? I love it, too. I think the tuna,
that I think we'll get. She reworks

tonight. She's the best orderer. I got
you spicy margarita. And I got you water

and a wine glass.

So there you go. Do you remember that? I
love that you remember that.

How many times will the words cabaret be
said? That's a fun game.

Life is a cabaret.

Not even nine months ago, I was in jail,
and now I'm a cabaret star. And then

the cabaret show. I got the cabaret
show. I've done like 17 cabaret shows. I

getting on stage.

I was doing a show from the cabaret.

I like to be on stage.

I'm somebody who likes to be on stage,
that's for sure. I was getting dressed

for my performance. First of all, it's a
Christmas show, so it's completely

different from my show. You don't want
to be in the show. I'm getting ready for

my show.

Finally,

the Christmas show.

I'm going to wear this. Let the show
begin.

Life is a cabaret.

That was only 18.

But a show and stage.

Oh, yeah.

You know, we're all fun. I have to say,
we're all fun.

Luann, how does watching that Super Cup
change the way you think about the

ladies complaining that you talk about
cabaret too much?

Or does it?

You know, I love it, and I talk about it
a lot. Maybe I talk about it too much,

but it's just... what was going on in my
life at the moment.

Tinsley, what's Dale going to say about
all that Pinot Grigio?

Oh, my mother drinks Pinot Grigio, too.
That's fine.

You know, it's all right. She won't be
too mad about it. Ramona, that used to

your signature drink. I mean, I kind of
feel like... But now it's a vodka and

soda, which actually... And I moved off
of vodka and went on to Pinot Grigio.

Hard Rock is this new millennium drink.
It's infused seltzer with vodka.

Ooh, sounds very sophisticated and
complicated. It's from millenniums.

It's from what? Millennials.

Millennials. I can't pronounce anything
correctly.

Millennials? Millennials. Millennials.
Yes.

Leanne from Richmond, Virginia said,
Sonia, so the rest of us know what to

avoid. What do you eat that makes you so
gassy?

Oh, yeah.

When I'm with the girls on the trips, I
mix so many things because there's so

many options and I want to eat it all.
Crudité.

Yeah, crudité. Don't give Sonia crudité.
I just want to warn you right now, I

had two pieces of chocolate over there.
Oh, no.

Well, that's a Dorinda problem.

I'm riding home with Ramona. She's used
to it.

Dorinda, your level of enthusiasm when
people enter a room or when you enter a

room is really high. Did you know that
you did that? I didn't know I had a

little bit. but Oprah is in me coming in
too. Did you guys notice that before? I

did, never.

When they put it all together?

That was good.

How do you ladies feel about Bethany
always ordering for the table or pre

-ordering? We love Bethany. She knows
food. Love it. She's the only person I

would ever allow to order food for me. I
panic order if I've got a little order

that's the worst. I think if you could
curse me out all season. I would rather

you curse me out six times than not be
able to order. Ramona, you've really

feeling yourself this season.

You know what? I'm in a good place. And
you know what?

Yes, you're right. You know what? Yes.

That's three you know what's in a row.
No, because you know what? Four.

That's four.

All right, so I'll tell you what it is.
Okay.

I've been really working hard on myself.

On what aspect of yourself?

Because you just got busted in like nine
lives earlier in the show. No,

physically. He's getting the bang down.
Physically. No, because you know what?

I'm 15, 20 years older than all these
women. Yeah, okay. And I think I look

same age, but that's my mind maybe.

No, you look great. You know what?
Everything is about being young, young,

young. And I want to look the best I can
possibly can without being cut up.

And I'm just, I'm kind of like feeling
myself. I'm feeling good. Take kind of

out of that sentence.

Ramona, you went in on Tinsley in a
scene that was not aired on the show in

Miami about the makeup.

You don't need all that makeup. Well, I
like it. That heavy eye makeup. You look

old for your age. You're older.

I do not. You look old for your age. You
don't look young.

For my age, and that's how it stands.

You are a bitch.

Why did I say it was so mean?

Because you know what? I felt closer to
her because we bonded this season. Oh,

wow.

And I was giving her hard love, and
maybe it was wrong. I feel more

in a lot of makeup. I know, but people
shouldn't have to sleep in makeup. I

mean, you sleep with your boobs. I sleep
with my lashes.

I don't know. You talk like an insane.

Did I see a little shade there?

Yes. She talked to me.

Look, I'm gonna be myself, and I do like
makeup, and I just feel prettier with

makeup on. You're gorgeous, so.

Ramona, I gotta tell you, it is wild
that you're showing your ass, you're

into your body, and if you think about
our first reunion when you walked out at

the mention of Alex McCord's nude
photos, I mean, honestly. I've changed

long way. Yeah, I've changed.

After Johan's birth.

I took some photos. Ramona, where are
you going?

Oh, I used to go to the ladies' room.

Okay, just pretend I'm not there.
Seriously, why did Ramona just walk off?

believe that Ramona doesn't want to be
associated with them and nude photos.

Look what this show does to people. It's
amazing, I know.

Look what you did to me.

Coming up.

In Miami, I was definitely not being
supported.

No, no, no, you weren't not being
supported in Miami. It was getting

drunk and then yelling at me. So how do
you think I feel?

We are back with the Real Housewives of
New York City.

After Barbara and Bethany's intervention
got Luann back on the wagon last

summer, Lu was taking it one day at a
time.

But would Countess Luann be able to
balance a sober life with a blossoming

career in the boozy world of cabaret?

Let's take a look.

I'm 52 days sober today.

No, 53.

Give me a high five. 53. I lost count.

Before the summer, I had a relapse and
had to go back to rehab.

I can't slip again.

You won't. You won't. You won't. Thank
you, girls. I owe you for the rest of my

life. That's the thing. You don't.
That's what it is.

How do you go to rehab for only 14 days?
That's not really rehab. That's like a

vacation. You are also spreading lies
about her. You know what? The first

when you have an addiction problem is to
admit it. The first thing you say is,

I'm a shopaholic. I'm an alcoholic.

I'm a sex addict. And Luann, she did not
admit she had a problem.

Whose wine is this?

Take it away. Take it away.

That's just, that's just tempting. Rose
is the only thing that kills me.

The hardest thing about sobriety is just
not drinking. I take it day by

day.

It's so hard guys.

Okay. Under the rules of my probation, I
have to do 50 hours of community

service. So I saw my parole officers for
the first time today.

I don't want to mess with her. I have to
have permission to go away, do drug

testing. I have to be in my best
behavior.

I've been following you on InstaStory.
Oh, my God. My life has changed. I know

that. How do you handle being in a
nightclub situation?

It's not easy. Sure, there is
temptation.

I'm doing a cabaret show, so there's
liquor involved.

I spot a drink. I spot two drinks. I
have one big drink.

Being back in Florida is not easy. A
little bit heavier pour than you did.

Oh, that was an amazing drink.

I have to stick to the plan, which is to
stay sober no matter what happens.

Dined out on your sobriety. Dining out
on my sobriety. Yes, you are. How dare

you? That is a very low blow to say that
I use sobriety as a crutch. What

does she think? It's easy?

I was on the curb, and I was ready to
get picked up and go out. And if I did

out, I would have drank.

I don't think these women respect my
sobriety whatsoever.

I have to blow three times a day.

And what happens if you don't pass it?
I'll be arrested.

Wow. That's the hard truth.

That's the reality that I live in that I
don't think that the girls really

understand. I don't complain about it. I
don't really talk about it with you

girls because I don't want to be a
Debbie Downer.

Of course, but that's the reality of my
life. Well, you know, as you know, I

slipped. And every day is a struggle.

When did you slip? But I can't slip.

When did you slip?

After Easter, Easter Day. Easter Day.
You broke your probation

by, you had two mimosas? Yeah. And then
you took one of those breathalyzers and

failed? I did, yeah.

And how often do you take those
breathalyzers? Three times a day.

Three times a day. Three times a day. So
knowing that you were going to. I know,

I know, I know. But you know what? Your
mind, that mind plays funny games on

you. And I thought, you know, it's, you
know, 10 o 'clock.

I don't have to blow until 3 o 'clock.
I'll be okay. But I wasn't. And I can't

tell you how difficult it is because
there is no margin for error.

And that's a very difficult, stressful
way to live. And I don't think the

I don't think you really ever even
realize that because I don't even want

tell you about that because I don't want
to burden you with it. I don't want you

to like feel like you can't drink in
front of me. And I think that's why I

really have been trying to keep myself
together. And it gives me very little to

give to you and to share because I'm
just.

really working hard to get through the
last three months of this ordeal.

You have three more months? Three more
months, and I've been paying dearly. But

you said we don't understand.

We only ever just find out after. I've
never had you have an emotional, normal

moment with me where you're like, wow,
I'm nervous, or I want to have a drink,

or I slipped last night. Like, I feel
like I've never... You know what? I

didn't feel that you guys were
supportive. I mean, in Miami, I was

not being supported.

What do you mean you weren't supported
in Miami? You weren't not being

in Miami.

We're supporting Miami.

That wasn't about your sobriety. We've
supported your sobriety. What are you

talking about? Well, she felt like
everyone was hammered. Everybody was

You guys did not consider me whatsoever.
You came into my room. You had a drink

in your hand.

I'm here saying my piece. I'm not going
to sit down there and yammer with all of

them at a table about it. So that's
what's going on.

Let me go talk to Lou. And you had a
drink in your hand. You said it doesn't

bother you when we drink.

It's not considerate. That's all.

It's not considerate. I mean, listen, I
don't mind if you drink, but, you know,

it was getting, you know, really drunk
and then yelling at me. So how do you

think I feel? You think that outside of
the mimosas she has slept?

Everybody on this couch has said that
they've heard different stories.

And I don't, like, we're not cops, and
so it doesn't really matter, but I don't

know that any of us... It doesn't matter
a lot what you say because it can be

held against me in court. Oh, well, then
it doesn't matter. But I don't think

any of us think that you've been taking
it as seriously as you're saying you've

been taking it, so we... The claim in
the report was that you aren't taking

sobriety seriously. Well, let me tell
you that. That's another reason why I'm

going to court. Some of the reports that
have been filed are not...

Correct. And so I'm going to straighten
out those reports.

I have been going to meetings.

I have been doing everything that they
asked me to do. So there is a problem

with what's being...

Taken down here and then what's being
translated in Palm Beach. Lou, the big

concern in the group when you were not
at the reunion last year, and certainly

something that they've talked about this
year, is that you are working in an

environment that is not conducive to
staying sober in. Exactly.

Partying late night.

Listen. Hold on.

I'll answer that. You slipped in that
environment. No.

Coming up.

I'm going to give you chocolate. Give me
a break. No, I'm not going to give you

a break.

I am very good. I believe you're still
drinking on the side.

You flip in that environment. No. On
Easter. It wasn't in a cabaret room. It

in for lunch the next day. You were on
the road. But let me tell you this. I'll

tell you something very interesting.
Okay. You know, for me, I'm a self

-sabotager. It's just who I am. That's
very.

Prophetic. I've learned a lot about
myself, and when I'm doing great, that's

when I have to be extra careful. I can
get alcohol anywhere, so forget about

cabaret. In the cabaret room, I'm busy
on stage. You know, let me ask you this.

As you examine your relationship with
alcohol, do you think you're an

I don't really know. I know that I was
definitely self -medicating, and I was

on a highway to hell. What were you self
-medicating from?

Oh. Ended marriage.

Marriage, maybe. I was lonely. You know,
my kids are out of the house now. I'm

alone. Corey from Charleston, South
Carolina says, Luann, thinking about how

were calling everyone you could think of
for millions of dollars and the lengths

your friends had to go to protect you,
sounds like more than a relapse to me.

sounds like a manic episode.

Have you looked into your mental health?

Oh, for sure. You know, I, um...

I've never really seen a psychiatrist or
had therapy and stuff like that. So now

I'm doing that, which is great because
it's helped me a lot in terms of my...

ups and downs.

And then this thing that happened with
the children just threw me off. That's

true. But it wasn't just alcohol.

There was an episode. That was an
episode that threw me out. The lawsuit

kids and ex filed.

It was nothing like I've ever seen.
Well, I called her and I said, she goes,

you need me to come over? I said, yes,
right now. Do you remember?

It was very scary.

I remember a lot of it. There's certain
things I don't remember.

Do you remember the night when you had
the hat on and when you went out for the

cigarettes? Yes, that I remember.

and I was going to drive.

The boat?

Yeah, so thank God.

You were having a breakdown.

I think it was a breakdown.

By the way, Martha from Henderson,
Nevada said, Dorinda and Ramona, you

criticized Luann for only staying in
rehab for two weeks.

Do you think she took her rehab
seriously, or did she treat it like a

vacation?

I don't know. I just think that... First
of all, I stayed for three weeks, and I

wanted to come out to get on stage only
because...

Being on stage makes me extremely happy,
and I love it. And for me, it's

therapy. So I wanted to be there. I
didn't want to cancel.

And everybody at where I was. Oh, yeah?

They supported that? At the rehab place?

100%. And they didn't want you to come
back?

100%. You know what? No, no. I can tell
you this. I'm going to tell you

something you don't know. This is an
inaccurate monologue. No, it's not

inaccurate. Yes, it is. Why would I be
inaccurate? I know exactly what

So why don't you listen to me and listen
to what happened so you know? Well,

because you were texting me from the
rehab where they shouldn't have had you

the phone 24 hours a day obsessing about
the house. You were able to be texting

from the rehab? I don't know why you had
your cell phone. How you got? Yes, you

were. Ask Anne. Ask Mary.

And you left not after three weeks,
because I know you did not stay 21 days.

stayed 21 days. You did not stay 21
days.

I stayed 21 days. I have the paperwork
to prove it to you. You did not stay 21

days. Yes, I did. And you missed the
reunion, and it was disrespectful. I'll

tell you what you don't know. It was
disrespectful of what?

Disrespectful of what? It was
disrespectful for me to spend multiple

weeks. Hold on, I want to hear.

What was it disrespectful to? It was
disrespectful for me to spend multiple

weeks and days living.

on Team Luann, and you were having a
mental breakdown, okay? You're not a

psychologist. I have a psychologist who
is my psychologist.

But you made a commitment that you would
stay, and you didn't stay. I was ready

to go. This is like ABC.

The first month didn't work for you,
honey. Bye. You stay another six months.

Four months.

Okay? You went the first month. It
didn't work. Don't talk to me, Ms. Pinot

Grigio. I don't really give a shit. I
don't have an alcoholic problem.

Okay? Leave me alone. Give me a break.
No. I'm not going to give you a break.

Very good.

Believe me, Ramona. Thank you. I believe
you're still drinking on the side. What

do you think about that? No, I'm not.
Well, I think you are. Okay? I think you

are.

Next week, the reunion concludes.

I mean, you're not Adele, Luann.

Take that and shove it up your ass.
How's that?

Portage. Portage?

Where's Lynn? She's in college.

She was all over him.

You know when you do that thing in
kindergarten where there's, what doesn't

in the fruit basket?

And then there's a big fat turnip. I'm
like, you're the turnip in the fruit

basket. Wait, are you directing that at
me? I think you should be kissing

Bethany's ass to tell you the truth.
Yeah.

You've said multiple times that you
think the ladies are jealous. What is it

then? No. I thought you had a
realization watching.

It wasn't really about you. Why did you
go like this?

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