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Tonight, the reunion continues.

Dennis had just died. Like, how could you hit me when I was down?

You know what? I wasn't thinking. And then not come over and give me

at a party. You were worried about your neon heels and your lobsters. You scare

me. When I got arrested, they took down my percentage. You're saying that the

family trust started giving you less money. Now, this makes sense.

Hard Rock is this new millennium drink. It's from millenniums. It's from what?

Millennials. I mean, Bambi was like, it was our family member.

Did you like dial 911? I dialed 911.

Can 911 help with a dog? It does matter a lot what you say because it can be

held against me in court. I believe you're still drinking on the side, okay?

think you are.

Welcome back for part two of the Real Housewives of New York City reunion.

Life with Ramona Singer can be a bumpy ride.

This season saw Ramona going off the rails with everyone not named Harry or

Mario, proving once and for all that the Ramona coaster is truly ageless. Watch.

Fully greased. Oh boy.

I admit it, I'm into hot sex. I know that.

Ramona is a date monster.

I mean,

she's dating so many guys.

I'm going to go next. I have a date.

It's only 24 hours a day, and I really want to meet a nice guy.

Harry Dubin and Ramona making out.

It was like two crocodiles.

Harry and I are just very, very good friends. With friends like that, you're

going to end up with three more kids.

He's gross.

You look nice, a little touch of yellow here.

Okay.

I always like this button buttoned up, but you don't have to do that.

Mario is still easy on the eyes, and he's fun to flirt with. Right now, in

moment, I'm good with everyone.

Bethany lost her fiancé. I feel so sorry about your loss. Are you ready? You did

that in two seconds? I did that in the test.

Drive by. Drive by grievance. I don't know how many times I try with Bethany.

It's like whenever I do one little thing wrong, it's like I committed a murder.

How smart can Dennis be? He's on drugs. Come on.

Let's not talk about him.

Bethany doesn't get close to anyone.

Well, face it. I mean, who does she get close to? Right now, she's close to

Luann out of default.

Why? Who is she going to be? She's going through a horrible time. Oh, come on.

She's in Boston with another guy right now. How horrible can it be?

When people are sexually abused as a child, you say, is it my fault? It was a

friend of a family.

Can I finish? A friend of a family. Can I finish? You can finish, but I'm adding

something. Oh, my God. It's a friend of a family.

Don't ever do that to me again.

I am so totally mortified. You didn't tell the truth and pay it back. They

me $61 ,000.

I had the ticket.

Same as Dorinda, right? Let me do the risk. Yeah, you guys are at the same

table. All right, $62 ,000. Do you know where $62 ,000 is? My friends are taking

me out for my birthday. Are we invited? No, no. But when you gave the list,

didn't you include it? I didn't do the list. I wanted to add Sonia. And my

friend Pamela.

No, okay.

All right, Ramona, you have a lot of explaining to do.

Not a dull moment around me.

That's true. I'll start with something positive. We got a lot of tweets and

emails from people saying how cute you and Mario are together and wondering if

there's any chance of a reconciliation.

I think Mario and I have just, you know, we've grown apart. We had a great

marriage for a very long time.

You know, I made sure that we made up because of our daughter. And we actually

have like a friendship now. So it's all, you know, who knew? And it's all great.

So Ramona, we have to talk about one of the more unexpected developments of this

season. What the hell is going on with you and Harry Dubin?

Oh, Harry and I are like... Great friends.

I've known him for like 10 years. Friends with benefits?

No, not at all. But when we did kiss, it was kind of like kissing cousins. I had

too much to drink, and he should have never kissed me. Of course, I responded

like, this shit happens.

Ramona, why deny that it happened? I didn't deny that it happened.

Yes, you did. You said it never happened.

Ramona is making out with Harry Dubin, who I dated 30 years ago.

I was not making out with Harry, so shut up.

You did deny it. You denied it.

Well, I was embarrassed.

There we go. Table 61, table 62. I don't know. Did I deny it? Well, let the

truth get in the way of a good story. Keep it going. Okay, well, since you

brought it up,

table 61, table 62, what's your excuse for that one? Well, you know what?

Basically, I may look ageless. My mind is not so ageless anymore.

Blame it on the show.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

It is. So let me finish. So I know I said table 62, 62, I thought. I did not

register in my mind.

Now I know never to swear on a daughter's life because obviously my

working quite well. The woman confirms that you were at Dorinda's table. She

invited me. I sat down.

Then Dorinda says, why aren't you at this table? I said, I'm at this table.

it really.

My head, when I saw on TV that it said 62, I go, where's my money? And I don't

want to be pushed this time. I don't want to be pushed this time. I don't

to be pushed.

A, you called and you invited me as your guest.

When you invite someone as a guest, that means you're going to sit with them. I

had a table. I had a seat right next to me. There was an empty seat next to me.

No, there wasn't. Number two, it was table 62.

Not only did I...

Confirm it with you. I brought over the list because I went to Michelle Raleigh

and got the list. I went to your table and said, we're at table 62. Look at it.

You said, no, I'm not seeing. Stop making a scene. I'm not doing it. So

the thing. What I'd appreciate you to do instead of keep making excuses, which

you're doing, is to say, I fucked up. I'm sorry, Dorinda. It was rude. It was

inconsiderate. And it wasn't nice.

The whole situation wasn't nice. Because that's when I get pissed off.

That's when it's not nice.

So say you're sorry, and we move on. The whole thing was a whole fiasco.

I'll never swear on my daughter's life again, and it was a whole fiasco. I want

to talk about your second lie that you were busted in. We're on one. I'm good.

I realized that was a lie. Sorry. You didn't realize that was a lie? Here we

I did not know it was 62. I said it. My mind's up.

I'm sorry.

I'm not going to make up a story.

When you talk loud, you sound like a moron.

I don't care.

Here's another lie. Okay. Here's another lie. And three, we're working on three.

The guest list to your birthday party.

Right. The clip of you telling your friend not to invite Sonia to the

party. You know, you claim later that you had no say in the matter. Right. We

flash back to the woman saying, should I invite Sonia? And you say, no, do not

invite her. What is your reaction? All right. I wanted my.

birthday to be personal for me and not to be filmed normally i invite all the

girls if i invited them then we'd have to film it and i didn't want to film

year because i can't break the third world on the third line on

tv fourth wall i can't tell lucy i don't want to film that's why i can't invite

the girls i can be there not you guys have had million lunches not don't i

invite you every year

Why didn't you want to be filmed?

Because I wanted something personal for me. You are on a reality show.

Isn't that showing your real life? That's why I didn't invite them. I

something personal for me. What was your reaction?

I was hurt. My heart skipped a beat.

I was like, how can you tell my friends that you're trying to break into society

with as you're reaching your 70s?

Oh, Sonya's not invited. I've known these girls for 30 years. What are you

talking about? I hang out with them more than you do. Well, I know them longer

than you do. And you're not there when it's just a tête -à -tête with us, by

way, at private clubs.

You made yourself look bad.

Personally, I'd always invite you guys. I wanted something for me. But it's not

about us guys. It's me.

No, I invite everybody. But about the TV stuff, you're posting on Insta stories

and all that. So you didn't, it wasn't like super private.

I mean, you were posting on Insta stories. Well, yeah, I was very happy. I

having a personal happy day.

Okay, I want to move on. I want to move on.

Ramona, we have to talk about your comment about Dennis being on drugs. Oh,

gosh, that's terrible.

I'm horrified.

That, I just apologize profusely to everybody, to Dennis, to God, to

here, to his family. That was just, I don't even, that was just beyond

Do you have any, what was your reaction when you saw it?

Listen, we expect you to have poor behavior, but there's like a buildup. I

and I'm like, dig, smack, dig, smack.

punch in the face. You just have a problem with me, and it's your problem.

behavior can be atrocious.

To me, though, you have a thing with me. No, I don't have a thing for you. No,

no, everybody knows you have a thing with me. No, but she didn't give you

smacks this season, unwarranted. Oh, well, she's, believe me, she dialed on

everybody else.

I also don't understand how you could be so mean to me after the specific year I

had. Dennis had just died. Like, how could you hit me when I was down?

You know what? I wasn't thinking.

And then not come over and give me condolences at a party. You were worried

about your neon heels and your lobsters. You didn't even come over and say

anything to me. Like, how could you not be compassionate? I just don't

understand. Because I never know if I'm going to get my eyes scratched out from

you or not.

not you're very hot and cold with me and you kind of like you know you scare me

well who should be scared by who i'm scared of you well well should who

i'm scared of you you come after me like with got more guns blazing than anyone

else when you're upset with me and it's just i just keep my distance i'm like

okay she's not acknowledging that's good i'll just keep my distance i'll be okay

but then don't say it behind my back and don't go digging me behind my back

coming up how dare you put me

in the

He asked me a question Then

don't say it behind my back

digging me behind my back eight like eight digs look at the show so many

meant to be a dig friends

Dennis, I mean, you said so many negative things. So I just expect you to

kick and punch me because I know it's coming. I don't want to kick and punch

you, and I'm sorry you feel that way. But it's not that I... It seems like I

that. It's not that I feel that way, and it's not that it seems like you do

that. Okay, then I do that.

So you have to work it out. I'll try not to do it. Yeah, it's for you. Do you

think you will ever take this and...

Yeah. Learn from it? Yes, I can learn, but sometimes my mouth just, I mean, I'm

trying. I know, but you've said, I mean, we've done this like 11 times.

I mean, it can be very outspoken, but of course, that's the most fun to watch.

You look like a bully when you jump on her. Okay, that's my personality, but

way I am, I should not accept other people to be that way, and actually,

not good.

It's not great that I disappointed you, because I know how hard it is for you to

get close to women. If you came across hurtful to her, I just had diarrhea of

the mouth.

Watching myself, I'm like, is that really me? Like, I don't even know if

want to be friends with myself.

I'm trying the best I can. The viewer said that was the single most egregious,

worst, vile thing that you have ever done on the show, and that's a big

statement. Well, I'm surprised that even Bravo could do that.

No. Well, don't blame Bravo for putting it up.

No way. Everyone feels that they've said something that they can't believe they

said, but it winds up on the show. No, it wouldn't be fair to show her flaws

not give you a hall pass on that. And as much as I love Dennis and his family...

We all have flaws, darling. Oh, please.

No, I said... No, I wasn't... This wasn't about you.

I'm defending you, saying you're not going to...

bad in something and then Ramona's going to get a hall pass or me or anybody.

Absolutely. And you know what? I was wrong and I wish I never said it. If I

could take it back, I'd take it back. Of course you would. I have to own it. I

was horrified when I saw it. I called you up immediately.

You said there's nothing I can say. I go, you're right. There's nothing you

say. So I'm saying it here. I have nothing to say.

There were two moments between the two of you that also struck me.

One was upstate at the bar where the two of you really connected in a...

profound way talking about your childhoods and your backgrounds.

I had no love for my father. No love, zero love. He ignored me.

I know you didn't have a good relationship with your father, but did

ever closer?

No. It was like a war song.

Screaming, yelling.

We'd hide under the covers as kids. I'd call the cops.

You saw that there were things that you had in common in your life.

The other one was in the finale after you had a near -death experience.

And I saw this moment from you specifically where you hugged her in a

I could see that there was something in this woman that you

or you share a common history.

Absolutely. I have compassion for Ramona. And also, I sent you a text, and

said, Ramona, I'm not harboring ill will. I don't want you to be hurt. I

want whatever. No, I understand. I came to you to console you about what you did

to me. You never came and said, I have been disgusting to you this whole season

and multiple years. You've never said that. And I don't know what I can do to

stop that mystery.

I don't need you to do anything. Oh, no, I'd like to know for my own self. It

doesn't have to be for you. Well, I think maybe stop mouthing off.

Just keep my mouth shut.

Try to be kind. I can't believe I'm saying that. Well, I do have a very kind

side of me. You may not know it, but I know it. No, I do. I do. That's why I'm

sitting here with you. I want to talk about your charity work a little bit.

Sure. I've seen a lot of cringeworthy moments on this franchise.

The New York Loves Kids event was as cringeworthy as it gets.

But it was successful.

That was the good news. We brought attention. The law was passed.

Well, we brought attention.

Yeah.

Dorinda, what set you off about Ramona that made you interject?

It was all about Ramona again. All the attention had to be on Ramona. She

want to share the limelight. She didn't want to share anything.

She wanted to shove us in the back like she does in pictures and stuff. The

opposite of charity. Did you see how they felt that? I was going to speak

and they could have spoke right after me. So they wouldn't even let me speak.

Luann, you wrote the book on etiquette. What was your reaction when you saw it?

Oh, I was horrified. It was really... Oh, Luann, stop it.

Come on. They got her name.

Don't be horrified.

You are the last person. You need to read your book and then come back.

I need massages.

I need milk.

Dorinda, I know you're crying. Oh, my gosh.

I know you're crying.

Oh, day class A.

Oh, day class A.

Ask me a question. Don't be rude. Well, that's what she did for me at the

charity event. She interrupted the same thing.

Ramona, you know, you started the season feeling like you were okay with

everybody. How do you feel like you're ending the season? I am where I am,

You're a piece of work, singer, I swear.

Moving on, okay.

Well, with the loss of her beloved dog, Bambi, and pressure from her friends

about her relationship with Scott, Tinsley was feeling enough heat to

those famous eggs of hers.

Would Tinsley keep her cool with her biological clock ticking and her friends

nitpicking? Watch this.

Welcome to the Best Friend Animal Society Annual Strut Your Mutt. I

Bambi when I was working at the Humane Society and he has just changed my life.

Thank you for doing that. I just had like a hell of a weekend. My dog has

cancer. No.

I called 911 and then the fire trucks came and they're like...

I have never seen someone this hysterical over losing a dog, and that's

from someone who had a dog funeral.

How is Scott?

He's great. He's great. I dare you to call up Scott, tell him he's the love of

your life, and if you're not engaged by the end of the year, you're not doing

that right now. He does not like to be embarrassed.

I don't want to do that to him.

You can't just be happy when it's his terms.

It doesn't work that way. It does in his life.

Tinsley sets women back.

100 years. He would kill me.

And he broke up, by the way.

I said to him, you know, I need more from you. And he said, no, I can't. So I

have to move on. I love the way you dress, but that dress makes your breasts

look flat.

And I spent like $3 ,000 on this. Then you overpaid. Okay. When you date a rich

guy, there's an upgrade in your lifestyle.

And when you stop dating the guy, there's sometimes a slight downgrade. We

haven't seen the slight downgrade.

Maybe that's where I put my money into. You're going to have to make a hell of a

lot of money to be buying those kind of dresses. I'm not doing this on me. We're

not talking about Scott anymore. I am not dating Scott.

I actually still do love him.

Also, there's no arrangement.

You're being deceitful. This isn't just about Scott. This is about just

connecting with her overall in her life. Okay, we're done.

I just wish she'd be honest about it. This is crazy.

Okay, let's get right into it.

Tinsley, what do you think about the ladies questioning your spending habits

specifically where you're getting the money from?

I mean...

I come from a place where you don't talk about money, and it's really, really

super awkward for me to even have to talk about money to you guys. I did,

luckily, thank you, grow up very privileged. I had a really nice life. I

in one of the biggest houses in Richmond, Virginia. I was a leader of my

debutante ball.

Okay, we got all that, but we saw a significant change.

No, we didn't get all that. No, actually, you didn't get all that,

because you don't let me speak.

Do you want to hear how I grew up? Because what is confusing to me is, did

buy my house when I grew up? No,

we're talking about all of it. The point is that I have money from my family. I

also do work.

I was doing branding stuff before a lot of you guys were doing anything.

I mean, work for Dior. I've done all these different things. That was years

though. Not enough to live in that hotel.

The dollars and cents don't make, don't add up. Okay, so where are we going with

this? You don't live in New York. Let's just not get it twisted. This is the

point. Like, I'm not a New York housewife. Okay, guys. Thank you. Do you

live in the hotel? I do still live in the hotel. No, she moved out in January.

No, I still, I, I. You moved out in January.

I sent flowers there. You moved out. Left in January.

Went to Palm Beach. Oh, my God.

I moved out of the other bedroom, two -bedroom in January, and I moved back in

in May. Full -time. I signed a year lease full -time. I don't know. What did

mean? I think this is really awkward that we're even having this

Why do you care?

Are you just focused on me?

Oh, I'm actually focused on you. You started this American campaign on me. I

really don't know a lot about you. We don't go out. You actually do know a lot

about me. No, I don't. I really don't. What kind of arrangement do you think

has?

I don't know. What would it be? A damn good one. What would it get out of this?

Coming up, since you announced that you had broken up, you went on a date with

him? We went on a trip. Oh, a trip. Well, that's kind of... Well...

Has

your lifestyle changed since you moved here? My lifestyle...

Has not changed my entire life.

When I moved into your place, I moved, I was, my head was not on straight. You

were shopping every day. I was shopping. In small shops. Now you're coming home

with $7 ,000 back. What am I doing? I go to Intermix in Berkshire. $4 ,000 or $5

,000. When I got arrested, they took down my percentage of the money that I

make, an income that I make on a monthly basis.

You're saying that the family trust started giving you less money after you

arrested. Because they wanted to see.

I was obviously partying, going out too much. I got arrested.

My mother was obviously pissed.

I moved in with you because she did not want me to live by myself. She was

scared as hell.

So then, afterwards, I have proven myself and things have gone up. Back to

they were before. Thank you for being a real girlfriend. I don't need to tell

you about my money. It's embarrassing. We're just friends. We tell you

everything. They feel like they're very forthcoming about their lives. And they

feel like you're hiding things or holding back.

So how do you respond to that? The problem is this. I am very forthcoming.

saw me sobbing and crying.

I'm sorry. I deserve a...

I mean, if that's the case, because I was really upset.

If it was an arrangement, if it was an arrangement, I wouldn't be crying.

I have talked about my family. I have talked about my life. But because it's

the truth you want to hear, you can't. I just would like to get to know you

better and be involved in your life. I think we all would. Well, you know what?

I don't really feel like you really do care about me. OK. OK, so let's settle

once and for all.

Do you have an arrangement of some kind with Scott? Absolutely not. Are you with

him right now? Absolutely not, no. Since you announced on the show to everyone

at Dorinda's spa party that you had broken up, have you gotten back together

with him since then? They're seeing him since then. I did see him, yes. You went

on a date with him? We went on a trip. Oh, you went on a trip? Well, that's

of getting back.

together? No, it wasn't. Did you have your own room on vacation with him? No,

mean, no.

Look,

we do speak. He comes calling again, and we started talking again, and he wants

to go on a trip. I went on a trip with him, and it didn't work, you know, and

just didn't work.

Diana from Hoboken said, Bethany, after Tinsley wouldn't call Scott at your

dinner party, what did you mean when you said in an interview that Tinsley sets

women back 100 years?

I meant that Tinsley is not an example, in my opinion, of female empowerment.

She has old -fashioned values. I think that she's not, she lives a little bit,

she doesn't live in the real world in many ways. Is there a possibility that

Tinsley was raised in the South by a very wealthy family and has completely

different values and...

Absolutely. Absolutely.

Let's not make it about the South. That's absurd.

Well, it's who she is. No, I went to high school in the South. Atlanta's in

South. You didn't grow up in the South. It's ridiculous.

It's actually not. She's a rich debutante from the South. Well, that's

back 100 years. The whole debutante, that's what I'm saying. I think kids

do what makes her happy. It makes her happy. I would like you to be more

transparent.

Fine, whatever you want to say. I want to move on.

Tinsley, we're all sorry about the loss of Bambi.

There was a lot of confusion about the freezing and defrosting thing. Anything

that you want to explain to anyone?

Well, my sister is very close to Bambi. I mean, Bambi was like, it was our

family member and she wasn't there when he died. So we had the vet, they freeze

it. Why did the fire department come?

Because they called 911.

If I laugh during this segment, I'm going to kill myself.

No, I can't.

But I'm having a nervous laugh.

I didn't know the fire department. Did you, like, dial 911? I dialed 911.

Can 911 help with the dog? They were trying to resuscitate him. Oh, the fire

department. Yeah. Wow.

Can you hold it?

You have to stop. You could.

If you were on AC with Anderson on your show and Walker died, you'd want to see

him again.

You don't want him to... I don't know.

I don't know, but I'm trying to control myself.

And it was really...

It's hard for me to see things like these weird, awkward comments. Well, we

didn't mean to make fun of your loss with Bambi. No, we were making fun of

I can't believe that no one's ever heard of that. I don't think anybody's ever

heard of it. That's why they were probably just like... They had their

with the dog, and now the dog's screaming.

He's in Palm Beach.

My dad is in a box there. My other three chihuahuas, they're all in the living

room in Palm Beach.

Before I close it out, is there anything else you want to clarify?

I want to say something.

I'm sorry if I ever hurt your feelings.

To tell you the truth, I was confused.

But I truly would like that we do dig a little deeper. I feel the exact same

way. I'm still so upset about Scott.

And you're sitting there acting like I have some sort of arrangement.

And then I just can cry on the drop of a hat. It just happened.

Just to be clear, was it just fear? You didn't seem upset once you broke up. You

seemed pretty good after that. I was trying to put on a strong face. Because

honestly, we've been together back and forth so many times. I was trying to do

it for myself.

Okay.

We'll be right back.

I just have to stand for one second.

Okay, well, where are you going? I'm going to pee. Two seconds. Look at her.

right here. Look at her. Look at her waddling with her diaper.

Coming up.

I've been really working hard on myself.

On what aspect of yourself?

Because you just got busted in like nine lives.

We are back with the Real Housewives of New York City.

Peccadillos, foibles, eccentricities, whatever you call them, the New York

Housewives have them in spades.

Let's take a look at just some of the amusing tics that make these ladies

I have great legs, great boobs, great arms, hotter than hot. I like the

Amazing. I look amazing.

If you got it, flaunt it. When else can I? When I'm 90?

Hold my luggage for a second.

Will you just stay here? I just farted and it's too much. Oh, my God. Come on.

Oh.

Hold on. I have gas.

You got to shake it out. Oh, my God. She was farting the whole time.

Again with the air. conditioning it makes me poop stop bragging oh my god i

literally i don't know if you're drinking you don't have to drink it i

just drink white wine thank you a pinot grigio when you get a chance cheers

cheers to myself this helps the stress is anybody hungry

Yes. Order for us. I trust your judgment.

Anybody interested in a crab cake shown up here? Why not?

Let's get a squash toast.

We'll get whatever you guys want. But ahead of time, what are the lobster pop

tarts? I love it, too. I think the tuna, that I think we'll get. She reworks

tonight. She's the best orderer. I got you spicy margarita. And I got you water

and a wine glass.

So there you go. Do you remember that? I love that you remember that.

How many times will the words cabaret be said? That's a fun game.

Life is a cabaret.

Not even nine months ago, I was in jail, and now I'm a cabaret star. And then

the cabaret show. I got the cabaret show. I've done like 17 cabaret shows. I

getting on stage.

I was doing a show from the cabaret.

I like to be on stage.

I'm somebody who likes to be on stage, that's for sure. I was getting dressed

for my performance. First of all, it's a Christmas show, so it's completely

different from my show. You don't want to be in the show. I'm getting ready for

my show.

Finally,

the Christmas show.

I'm going to wear this. Let the show begin.

Life is a cabaret.

That was only 18.

But a show and stage.

Oh, yeah.

You know, we're all fun. I have to say, we're all fun.

Luann, how does watching that Super Cup change the way you think about the

ladies complaining that you talk about cabaret too much?

Or does it?

You know, I love it, and I talk about it a lot. Maybe I talk about it too much,

but it's just... what was going on in my life at the moment.

Tinsley, what's Dale going to say about all that Pinot Grigio?

Oh, my mother drinks Pinot Grigio, too. That's fine.

You know, it's all right. She won't be too mad about it. Ramona, that used to

your signature drink. I mean, I kind of feel like... But now it's a vodka and

soda, which actually... And I moved off of vodka and went on to Pinot Grigio.

Hard Rock is this new millennium drink. It's infused seltzer with vodka.

Ooh, sounds very sophisticated and complicated. It's from millenniums.

It's from what? Millennials.

Millennials. I can't pronounce anything correctly.

Millennials? Millennials. Millennials. Yes.

Leanne from Richmond, Virginia said, Sonia, so the rest of us know what to

avoid. What do you eat that makes you so gassy?

Oh, yeah.

When I'm with the girls on the trips, I mix so many things because there's so

many options and I want to eat it all. Crudité.

Yeah, crudité. Don't give Sonia crudité. I just want to warn you right now, I

had two pieces of chocolate over there. Oh, no.

Well, that's a Dorinda problem.

I'm riding home with Ramona. She's used to it.

Dorinda, your level of enthusiasm when people enter a room or when you enter a

room is really high. Did you know that you did that? I didn't know I had a

little bit. but Oprah is in me coming in too. Did you guys notice that before? I

did, never.

When they put it all together?

That was good.

How do you ladies feel about Bethany always ordering for the table or pre

-ordering? We love Bethany. She knows food. Love it. She's the only person I

would ever allow to order food for me. I panic order if I've got a little order

that's the worst. I think if you could curse me out all season. I would rather

you curse me out six times than not be able to order. Ramona, you've really

feeling yourself this season.

You know what? I'm in a good place. And you know what?

Yes, you're right. You know what? Yes.

That's three you know what's in a row. No, because you know what? Four.

That's four.

All right, so I'll tell you what it is. Okay.

I've been really working hard on myself.

On what aspect of yourself?

Because you just got busted in like nine lives earlier in the show. No,

physically. He's getting the bang down. Physically. No, because you know what?

I'm 15, 20 years older than all these women. Yeah, okay. And I think I look

same age, but that's my mind maybe.

No, you look great. You know what? Everything is about being young, young,

young. And I want to look the best I can possibly can without being cut up.

And I'm just, I'm kind of like feeling myself. I'm feeling good. Take kind of

out of that sentence.

Ramona, you went in on Tinsley in a scene that was not aired on the show in

Miami about the makeup.

You don't need all that makeup. Well, I like it. That heavy eye makeup. You look

old for your age. You're older.

I do not. You look old for your age. You don't look young.

For my age, and that's how it stands.

You are a bitch.

Why did I say it was so mean?

Because you know what? I felt closer to her because we bonded this season. Oh,

wow.

And I was giving her hard love, and maybe it was wrong. I feel more

in a lot of makeup. I know, but people shouldn't have to sleep in makeup. I

mean, you sleep with your boobs. I sleep with my lashes.

I don't know. You talk like an insane.

Did I see a little shade there?

Yes. She talked to me.

Look, I'm gonna be myself, and I do like makeup, and I just feel prettier with

makeup on. You're gorgeous, so.

Ramona, I gotta tell you, it is wild that you're showing your ass, you're

into your body, and if you think about our first reunion when you walked out at

the mention of Alex McCord's nude photos, I mean, honestly. I've changed

long way. Yeah, I've changed.

After Johan's birth.

I took some photos. Ramona, where are you going?

Oh, I used to go to the ladies' room.

Okay, just pretend I'm not there. Seriously, why did Ramona just walk off?

believe that Ramona doesn't want to be associated with them and nude photos.

Look what this show does to people. It's amazing, I know.

Look what you did to me.

Coming up.

In Miami, I was definitely not being supported.

No, no, no, you weren't not being supported in Miami. It was getting

drunk and then yelling at me. So how do you think I feel?

We are back with the Real Housewives of New York City.

After Barbara and Bethany's intervention got Luann back on the wagon last

summer, Lu was taking it one day at a time.

But would Countess Luann be able to balance a sober life with a blossoming

career in the boozy world of cabaret?

Let's take a look.

I'm 52 days sober today.

No, 53.

Give me a high five. 53. I lost count.

Before the summer, I had a relapse and had to go back to rehab.

I can't slip again.

You won't. You won't. You won't. Thank you, girls. I owe you for the rest of my

life. That's the thing. You don't. That's what it is.

How do you go to rehab for only 14 days? That's not really rehab. That's like a

vacation. You are also spreading lies about her. You know what? The first

when you have an addiction problem is to admit it. The first thing you say is,

I'm a shopaholic. I'm an alcoholic.

I'm a sex addict. And Luann, she did not admit she had a problem.

Whose wine is this?

Take it away. Take it away.

That's just, that's just tempting. Rose is the only thing that kills me.

The hardest thing about sobriety is just not drinking. I take it day by

day.

It's so hard guys.

Okay. Under the rules of my probation, I have to do 50 hours of community

service. So I saw my parole officers for the first time today.

I don't want to mess with her. I have to have permission to go away, do drug

testing. I have to be in my best behavior.

I've been following you on InstaStory. Oh, my God. My life has changed. I know

that. How do you handle being in a nightclub situation?

It's not easy. Sure, there is temptation.

I'm doing a cabaret show, so there's liquor involved.

I spot a drink. I spot two drinks. I have one big drink.

Being back in Florida is not easy. A little bit heavier pour than you did.

Oh, that was an amazing drink.

I have to stick to the plan, which is to stay sober no matter what happens.

Dined out on your sobriety. Dining out on my sobriety. Yes, you are. How dare

you? That is a very low blow to say that I use sobriety as a crutch. What

does she think? It's easy?

I was on the curb, and I was ready to get picked up and go out. And if I did

out, I would have drank.

I don't think these women respect my sobriety whatsoever.

I have to blow three times a day.

And what happens if you don't pass it? I'll be arrested.

Wow. That's the hard truth.

That's the reality that I live in that I don't think that the girls really

understand. I don't complain about it. I don't really talk about it with you

girls because I don't want to be a Debbie Downer.

Of course, but that's the reality of my life. Well, you know, as you know, I

slipped. And every day is a struggle.

When did you slip? But I can't slip.

When did you slip?

After Easter, Easter Day. Easter Day. You broke your probation

by, you had two mimosas? Yeah. And then you took one of those breathalyzers and

failed? I did, yeah.

And how often do you take those breathalyzers? Three times a day.

Three times a day. Three times a day. So knowing that you were going to. I know,

I know, I know. But you know what? Your mind, that mind plays funny games on

you. And I thought, you know, it's, you know, 10 o 'clock.

I don't have to blow until 3 o 'clock. I'll be okay. But I wasn't. And I can't

tell you how difficult it is because there is no margin for error.

And that's a very difficult, stressful way to live. And I don't think the

I don't think you really ever even realize that because I don't even want

tell you about that because I don't want to burden you with it. I don't want you

to like feel like you can't drink in front of me. And I think that's why I

really have been trying to keep myself together. And it gives me very little to

give to you and to share because I'm just.

really working hard to get through the last three months of this ordeal.

You have three more months? Three more months, and I've been paying dearly. But

you said we don't understand.

We only ever just find out after. I've never had you have an emotional, normal

moment with me where you're like, wow, I'm nervous, or I want to have a drink,

or I slipped last night. Like, I feel like I've never... You know what? I

didn't feel that you guys were supportive. I mean, in Miami, I was

not being supported.

What do you mean you weren't supported in Miami? You weren't not being

in Miami.

We're supporting Miami.

That wasn't about your sobriety. We've supported your sobriety. What are you

talking about? Well, she felt like everyone was hammered. Everybody was

You guys did not consider me whatsoever. You came into my room. You had a drink

in your hand.

I'm here saying my piece. I'm not going to sit down there and yammer with all of

them at a table about it. So that's what's going on.

Let me go talk to Lou. And you had a drink in your hand. You said it doesn't

bother you when we drink.

It's not considerate. That's all.

It's not considerate. I mean, listen, I don't mind if you drink, but, you know,

it was getting, you know, really drunk and then yelling at me. So how do you

think I feel? You think that outside of the mimosas she has slept?

Everybody on this couch has said that they've heard different stories.

And I don't, like, we're not cops, and so it doesn't really matter, but I don't

know that any of us... It doesn't matter a lot what you say because it can be

held against me in court. Oh, well, then it doesn't matter. But I don't think

any of us think that you've been taking it as seriously as you're saying you've

been taking it, so we... The claim in the report was that you aren't taking

sobriety seriously. Well, let me tell you that. That's another reason why I'm

going to court. Some of the reports that have been filed are not...

Correct. And so I'm going to straighten out those reports.

I have been going to meetings.

I have been doing everything that they asked me to do. So there is a problem

with what's being...

Taken down here and then what's being translated in Palm Beach. Lou, the big

concern in the group when you were not at the reunion last year, and certainly

something that they've talked about this year, is that you are working in an

environment that is not conducive to staying sober in. Exactly.

Partying late night.

Listen. Hold on.

I'll answer that. You slipped in that environment. No.

Coming up.

I'm going to give you chocolate. Give me a break. No, I'm not going to give you

a break.

I am very good. I believe you're still drinking on the side.

You flip in that environment. No. On Easter. It wasn't in a cabaret room. It

in for lunch the next day. You were on the road. But let me tell you this. I'll

tell you something very interesting. Okay. You know, for me, I'm a self

-sabotager. It's just who I am. That's very.

Prophetic. I've learned a lot about myself, and when I'm doing great, that's

when I have to be extra careful. I can get alcohol anywhere, so forget about

cabaret. In the cabaret room, I'm busy on stage. You know, let me ask you this.

As you examine your relationship with alcohol, do you think you're an

I don't really know. I know that I was definitely self -medicating, and I was

on a highway to hell. What were you self -medicating from?

Oh. Ended marriage.

Marriage, maybe. I was lonely. You know, my kids are out of the house now. I'm

alone. Corey from Charleston, South Carolina says, Luann, thinking about how

were calling everyone you could think of for millions of dollars and the lengths

your friends had to go to protect you, sounds like more than a relapse to me.

sounds like a manic episode.

Have you looked into your mental health?

Oh, for sure. You know, I, um...

I've never really seen a psychiatrist or had therapy and stuff like that. So now

I'm doing that, which is great because it's helped me a lot in terms of my...

ups and downs.

And then this thing that happened with the children just threw me off. That's

true. But it wasn't just alcohol.

There was an episode. That was an episode that threw me out. The lawsuit

kids and ex filed.

It was nothing like I've ever seen. Well, I called her and I said, she goes,

you need me to come over? I said, yes, right now. Do you remember?

It was very scary.

I remember a lot of it. There's certain things I don't remember.

Do you remember the night when you had the hat on and when you went out for the

cigarettes? Yes, that I remember.

and I was going to drive.

The boat?

Yeah, so thank God.

You were having a breakdown.

I think it was a breakdown.

By the way, Martha from Henderson, Nevada said, Dorinda and Ramona, you

criticized Luann for only staying in rehab for two weeks.

Do you think she took her rehab seriously, or did she treat it like a

vacation?

I don't know. I just think that... First of all, I stayed for three weeks, and I

wanted to come out to get on stage only because...

Being on stage makes me extremely happy, and I love it. And for me, it's

therapy. So I wanted to be there. I didn't want to cancel.

And everybody at where I was. Oh, yeah?

They supported that? At the rehab place?

100%. And they didn't want you to come back?

100%. You know what? No, no. I can tell you this. I'm going to tell you

something you don't know. This is an inaccurate monologue. No, it's not

inaccurate. Yes, it is. Why would I be inaccurate? I know exactly what

So why don't you listen to me and listen to what happened so you know? Well,

because you were texting me from the rehab where they shouldn't have had you

the phone 24 hours a day obsessing about the house. You were able to be texting

from the rehab? I don't know why you had your cell phone. How you got? Yes, you

were. Ask Anne. Ask Mary.

And you left not after three weeks, because I know you did not stay 21 days.

stayed 21 days. You did not stay 21 days.

I stayed 21 days. I have the paperwork to prove it to you. You did not stay 21

days. Yes, I did. And you missed the reunion, and it was disrespectful. I'll

tell you what you don't know. It was disrespectful of what?

Disrespectful of what? It was disrespectful for me to spend multiple

weeks. Hold on, I want to hear.

What was it disrespectful to? It was disrespectful for me to spend multiple

weeks and days living.

on Team Luann, and you were having a mental breakdown, okay? You're not a

psychologist. I have a psychologist who is my psychologist.

But you made a commitment that you would stay, and you didn't stay. I was ready

to go. This is like ABC.

The first month didn't work for you, honey. Bye. You stay another six months.

Four months.

Okay? You went the first month. It didn't work. Don't talk to me, Ms. Pinot

Grigio. I don't really give a shit. I don't have an alcoholic problem.

Okay? Leave me alone. Give me a break. No. I'm not going to give you a break.

Very good.

Believe me, Ramona. Thank you. I believe you're still drinking on the side. What

do you think about that? No, I'm not. Well, I think you are. Okay? I think you

are.

Next week, the reunion concludes.

I mean, you're not Adele, Luann.

Take that and shove it up your ass. How's that?

Portage. Portage?

Where's Lynn? She's in college.

She was all over him.

You know when you do that thing in kindergarten where there's, what doesn't

in the fruit basket?

And then there's a big fat turnip. I'm like, you're the turnip in the fruit

basket. Wait, are you directing that at me? I think you should be kissing

Bethany's ass to tell you the truth. Yeah.

You've said multiple times that you think the ladies are jealous. What is it

then? No. I thought you had a realization watching.

It wasn't really about you. Why did you go like this?

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