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York City.

You left the rehab that I got you for
free. I left a week early to go because

had to work.

Yes, and I needed to go and do that. I'm
sorry if I've been wrapped up in

myself. I've been dealing with the log.

You have to make a change. I am making
changes all the time. But that dress

makes your breasts look flat.

That's true. And I spent like $3 ,000 on
this.

Then you overpaid. When you date a rich
guy, there's an upgrade in your

lifestyle. When you stop dating the guy,
there's sometimes a slight downgrade.

We haven't seen the slight downgrade.
It's not adding up to me. Speaking of

Scott, he was actually really sweet. I
got these shoes.

It's like a cute t -shirt, but it was
sweet. It's called Bambi. I started

sobbing. It's a little weird.

I texted you guys, I want to do a
s'mores and whores. What do we wear for

You can dress naughty or nice for most
of us. It's not a reach to be whores, so

we have a fit.

I don't know who's coming, but I told
Evan about, you know, you girls coming

my Christmas show. We love you, but we
really don't want to go to the show. We

want to hang out and have fun. Throwing
a surprise party for Sonia and Dorinda.

You know, if you don't come, that's one
thing, but to actually throw a party?

No, I understand. That's me.

Why don't we all go make a toast to you
at your cabaret?

Everyone, you know, give you a hug, wish
you well. We'll do both.

I plead guilty.

To being fabulous.

The only thing I'll settle for is more.

People call me over the top, but lately,
I prefer being a bottom.

Game set.

Now, I need a match.

When life gives me limes, I make
margaritas.

If you got a problem with me, it's your
problem.

Hi, how are you?

Hi.

Hello. How are you doing? I'm good. How
are you? Good.

Happy first day. Oh, my God, the stage
looks great.

Hey, Billy. We're getting there.

The countess is in there working.

Working progress.

Wow, this looks great.

Finally, the Christmas show is here.
We've been prepping for like six months.

I've got the sleigh. I've got the
nutcracker. It's sold out, and this is

to be a blast.

Oh, my God. Look at the flowers.

Wow. Nice.

Beautiful. I've got all the girls coming
here at like 7, 15. I have my mother

coming here.

Ramona just texted me. Is she coming?

No. Why? She's not coming at all.

Why is she not coming?

Because she has to go to her venue to
make sure her party is in there.

She hasn't known about this for weeks.

I mean, really?

Ramona, on purpose, plotted the party,
and she knew I couldn't be there. I'm

throwing a surprise party for Sonia and
Dorinda. I'm so excited. Yeah, I know,

except that I can't be there. I know.
And why do you have to do it on the same

night as Michelle?

Because there's no other night to do it.
That's kind of a slap in the face to be

excluded. I mean, talk about a friend.

Hmm?

Hi.

We're here for our...

Cool skull to get bikini ready for after
Christmas holiday.

I'm excited.

She's never done it. I've never done it.
She's done it, and it looks great on

her, so I'm going to do it. I'm a big
fan of any kind of treatment, let's say,

that is non -invasive.

The most invasive thing I've ever done
is that vaginal resurfacing. This is

the probe being inserted, so... Ow.

All right. Is it on?

No, no, I'm just inserting it. That was
pretty invasive.

Come on in.

I'm ready.

Measure me out.

I'm Dr. Belkin.

Dorinda, you've had your flanks done
before. Yes. And you had a good

had a great response. I want this done
right here. Right. Wow. Okay, and that's

what I saw you in consultation for.
Yeah. And then, Sonia, you wanted to do

flanks today.

Why is the doctor calling my hips
flanks? I mean, so not sexy. It sounds

like a cut of beef.

So we're cooling down the skin and the
fat to a temperature where the nerves,

the muscles are not damaged, but the fat
cells are damaged.

And they undergo a process where they
sort of involute.

And die. I just don't want to be on a
date and I start sweating my ass out

under my arms or something. No, no, no,
you pee it out. It's just metabolized

like anything else.

You get to a certain age where you have
these bits and bobs you just can't get

rid of, no matter how much you exercise.

So crew sculpting is sort of a quick and
easy way to get rid of, like, a little

love handle or that little funny thing
that goes on with your stomach when

you're in your 50s. Ready? All right,
ready?

Oh, this is nothing. I've had guys do
that. It's not on yet.

Durand and I will be 80 years old coming
in on our cane saying, I need the flats

taken off my arms now. The blanks are
doing great, though.

We talked a little bit about the Tinsley
thing.

What's going on?

I don't know, but she's not being
truthful with us. I know. I'm not an

okay? There was no cash flow until Scott
showed up.

There was no, like, let me pay for the
housekeeper. Let me take you to dinner.

So what do you think it is? Do you think
they're back together?

I just think he's always been taking
care of it. I just don't like to be

Just be honest. Tell me whatever it is.

I don't care. I really don't pass
judgment. If that's what you want to do,

for it. I feel like our group were
honest with each other. But, you know, I

don't know anything more about Tinsley
than I knew about her when I first met

her. How are you doing? Great.

How's that? Not dating him.

Marriage. I want a baby.

That's all I got.

Are we going to say something or just
let it be? Coming from a place of

compassion, I want what's best for
Tinsley. Yes. It's just we have to have

trust. Just tell us the truth.

Yeah. You only get away with bullshit in
this city for about two years.

Ding, ding, two years are up.

I'm home.

It was brutal.

I got back from being in Boston with my
boyfriend yesterday. And the two prior

days I spent in ICU in Boston because I
had an anaphylactic shock

incident.

I just drank a cup of hot soup.

And it's happened before where I feel
like a little itchy or bumpy.

And then I felt my hands like get really
swollen. Like they just got super

tight. And Paul was like...

Well, do you want me to get you a
Benadryl? Paul brought me a hot miso

miso itself doesn't have fish in it.

This particular miso soup had bonito in
it, which is the type of fish flakes.

I have had a severe fish allergy my
entire life.

There's something fish. There's fish in
that soup. Is there fish in that soup?

There is fish in this soup. Don't eat
the soup. I'm itching. I thought it was

chicken.

Paul left to get the Benadryl, and he
came back three minutes later, and I was

unconscious. And Paul was like, seeing
if I was breathing, and I was drooling.

He managed to get Benadryl and water
down my throat and call 911.

I was in the ambulance, and I jammed
this, like, rocket pen in my leg, and I

to the ER. And then I heard the guy say
that it had been five more minutes that

I would have passed away.

And then they were like, it just was,
like, not real. They were like, you're

going to the ICU.

And if no one was with me, I would have
been dead. That's what's freaking me

out. If I was alone, then I don't want
to be.

Paul saved my life. He was trying to act
like everything was okay, but it saved

his eyes. Like, he looked so worried.

Like, when he was keeping it together,
he was totally calm.

I was so worried.

Thank you.

My stomach was so upset.

I was just so, ugh.

I'm supposed to throw this party
tomorrow, and I have surprises for you

everything, and I hope I'm going to be
up for it. But if I'm not, just have

Don't worry.

Don't worry. See how you feel.

OK, all right, I love you. All right, I
love you. Bye. Bye.

Coming up.

This is where the magic happens. Pretty
good. Like you said, got changed in the

tiny kitchen at 54 below. Well, then you
go out there and you get inflated.

Happy birthday to you. Oh, hello.

There you are again. You're everywhere.
You're like a superhero.

I'm like an elf.

Happy birthday.

I have these.

They're like everywhere.

I see it coming.

It is Tinsley.

Hi. I'm like, where did I go? Hi. How
are you doing?

Oh, my God. Look at all the necklaces.
Hi.

Necklaces, everything.

You look gorgeous.

Thank you. How are you doing? Good.

How's your feeling? Good?

Fine. Okay.

Just, yeah.

Okay. No.

Okay.

You're human, aren't you?

Or is it just... Another beautiful
dress.

What? Hi, darling. Oh, look at you.

Tinsley. Here are flowers.

Didn't we do a great job?

I'm wearing a Sonia Morgan, like, 1940
style.

I forgot to wear a fancy coat. I had
this at my hairdresser's.

I like it. I should have worn my
necklace by Luann.

Sonia, do you need a necklace?

I do. Oh, yeah, just this one. That's
the one she gave me. We've been saying a

lot of shit about Luann lately. At least
I could wear a necklace to let her know

I love her and support her.

Oh, that looks perfect.

That's gorgeous.

I'm not used to wearing heels. I was in
black for the past three days. I'm not

used to wearing these high heels
anymore. They look gorgeous, though.

All right. They just reopened this. It
used to be boutique. It used to always

come here as boutique.

Dorinda and I have a great relationship.

We fight like sisters and make up like
sisters. And I really want to show

Dorinda and Sonia how much I love them
jointly.

And that's why I'm throwing a party for
them both together.

After you, my loveliness. Thank you.
You're welcome.

Good evening, ladies.

Good evening. How are you? Just watch
your step, please.

And you ladies are going to be right in
here.

There's too many chairs.

We've got to get rid of these chairs.
Sure. I'm sorry.

I love all the photos.

If you have more, I would love another
eight, because I just love candles.

Where's the cakes?

The cakes are with our chef right now.
Do you want them on the table? Yes, I

would love to have them on the table. I
know Dorinda is not going to find out,

and Sonia knows. I'm having a party for
you, okay?

So you're coming.

You blew it. I was like...

Yes, you did.

But it's okay. I invite just a really
close -knit amount of people. So I

to make it really special and intimate.

Where's the bar set up? Can we have,
like, maybe, like, what do you call it?

Like a bucket that has, like, the wine
so people can just help themselves.

Do you want to do, like, a champagne
cart or something?

My friends like to drink a lot. Yeah, we
can set that up. I'm really into the

aesthetic. So let's make the room look
more festive and wear the balloons.

I mean, come on. Let's get this place
going. Let's make it look like a party.

I like it. Look, you have a cart. That's
exactly what I was thinking. You got a

cart. Do you want to just put a raincoat
on the door, though? Sure. Perfect.

I like rolling this thing. Do you want a
job here?

More often than not, I have to step in
and get it done. Yeah.

But that's just who I am. I'm sorry.

How are you? I'm good, baby. How you
doing?

How do we do the surprise with all this?
Nothing. They just walk in and we say

it's a birthday party for you.

How do we all high and then they come in
and we jump out? Oh, that's a good

idea. Boom.

Is there any food here?

Where's Ramona? Where's Ramona?

We're waiting for Ramona?

I mean, what are we doing, congregating
here so we can wear her jewelry and do

Instagram for her? Is she doing that fan
thing to us again? Make us wait.

They're like, go show her jewelry,
Instagram her. Go stand by her stainless

necklaces. There's nothing worse than
waiting for a cabaret star.

Hi, girl. I'm going to be right back.
I'm going to check on Luanne. I'll be

right back.

Can we just get the show on the road
before we skip the show and hit the

What about the front?

Sonia Rita.

Oh, my gosh. Hi, honey.

How are you? Happy birthday, Mom.

Hi, Noel.

Hi, how are you? Oh, my gosh. Well, I'm
getting ready, my love.

I have to go on stage, my sweet. Yeah,
but should I bring the girls in here?

Well, I thought it was out there. Okay,
Dorinda, Tinsley, and Barbara. I know.

Ramona, of course, isn't here yet. Okay.
Well, I don't think she's coming. She

texted me. She's not coming. Oh, really?

Yeah. Not at all? Nope. Okay, so good.
She said she had to go.

Oh, no.

You know, she really was very, very ill.
She was five minutes from death. No

bullshit. Okay, so she's not going out
tonight.

This is typical Luann.

We're all here for her cabaret, and her
first question is, is Bethany here? The

woman nearly died yesterday. We all
texted you. You were on the chain.

You are too much.

Well, just tell them to come in here,
though. Okay. I'm sorry about that. No,

know. Thank you. I know, no, no. I know.
It's just...

I'm sorry I can't get my head around the
freezing and thawing thing. I didn't

know you could do that. Did you know you
could freeze your dog and then thaw it

out? Then do a viewing?

No. No. I didn't know that.

I mean, it's so weird to even talk about
this. I know.

Also because it's like too fresh. I
don't envision it. But it's a different

texture when you thaw it out.

I'm just sensing this really weird
energy from Dorinda right now. Why are

making jokes about my dog?

Let's go.

dressing room tinsley come with the
flowers you and me barbara you're

to the dressing room oh that's right
thanks sonia oh my gosh oh my god hi

hi oh my god here you are oh my god
thank

you wow look at that can you put these
behind you how are you anyway mary i'm

just gonna sit here while you girls we
just have to finish my hair yeah really

have to go on stage in 10 minutes oh my
god yeah well you look good you can go

on stage right now Those people don't
realize. They have no idea. What's up? I

have no idea.

I know. I know. I'm not dressed. My
makeup's not done.

And I have to be mentally prepared. Even
at an elementary school play, the

parents are not backstage 10 minutes
before it's time to go on. So they need

get the f*** out.

Just do what you have to do because we
have to get dressed.

Well, they're going to have to go. I
love you guys, but I have to get on

You know what I mean?

I have to get on stage.

I don't know why I spent the 30 minutes
coming all the way here to see Luann. I

mean, I don't even think she really
wanted us there, did she?

Sorry, we're missing it. All right, you
guys.

I'm going to my seat.

Bye, girls.

Bye, girls. Thank you for the flowers.

I know, I know. All right, I got to get
dressed, guys.

Coming up.

I feel you're hiding something. I am not
hiding anything.

No, you're still involved with Scott.

Are you joking?

No, so Luann was like, girls, I can't.
She's still doing that thing.

Nope, I got to go on stage.

Did you see? Yeah. And then she's like,
okay, get out.

You walking me? Yeah.

Jesus. That was the craziness.

She'd be mad if we didn't come. Right.

But then we come and she doesn't want to
see us.

I'm getting ready. Tell them to wait.
All my fans. We're like, well, no, we're

not your fans. You told us to stop by.
She wants us just in the audience. She

wants us to be part of the audience. In
her life.

No, she has different acts. I don't
think she's really a beholder.

When I get out on stage and everybody's
calling my name and they're cheering It

just melts my heart. I mean, my mother
having seven children, I didn't get much

attention.

Well,

I kept my promise. I didn't use
Dorinda's name, but she never mentioned

Giovanni.

My huge bash is we're going to invite 60
to 100 people.

Basically, I invited six or seven of
Dorinda and Sonia's good friends. Okay,

getting out. Okay. Okay, babe.

John, John, I need the cakes right away.

I don't have the cakes. Go in the other
room. What do I look like, a cake guy?

Everyone go. Okay, they're here. They're
here.

They're here? They're coming. Yes, go,
go, go, go. How do you know they're

Because I got the message. All right,
everyone. Go. Everyone in the room. Come

on, come on.

Look, Ramona.

It's different. Oh, that's why she likes
it. Now it's from Ramona. From the

plaza, Ramona's new place.

Barbara really did ruin my surprise.

But I think I'm doing a very good job
keeping the secret because it's also for

Dorinda, this party.

Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.

Gorgeous. Look how pretty.

All right.

Okay, this is so good.

That means everyone needs to be right
here.

Wow. Hi. Hey, guys. Oh, you got parties.
So pretty.

Hi.

I forgot that it was a party for me when
I saw Hannah. It's very sweet that she

arranged this.

Happy birthday.

Thank you. It's so nice when Ramona
actually invites my friends.

Whatever the motive Singer had for
putting this party together, she pulled

off. And my friends are here.

So I give it to Ramona. She threw a
fabulous party for us. I love you. I

you. I love you. I got to go say she
Ramona. Aw.

Ramona made it nice.

This is all worth it. I mean, I don't
care now about Barbara trying to spoil

surprise for Sonia. The look of shock
and surprise and happiness under his

It made me feel so good inside and out.

Ramona, you outdid yourself.

And you kept it a secret.

Where can a girl get a drink around
here? Why do you want a drink?

I actually loved rehab.

I did.

I did. I loved it so much, I went back a
second time.

We have a chat.

I feel like we haven't really talked.

You said you want to have a nice talk.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What's going on?

Can I just talk on my own?

I will stay if you want.

I don't think I need anybody to stay.
You don't need me, right?

No. But I want to just go sit.

Something's off, and I'm just sensing
this weirdness with her that I don't

I wasn't able to go to her aerobic
thing, and maybe she's not about that. I

don't know what's happening, but I want
this over with.

I just feel like, because I haven't seen
you since Miami, obviously. I mean,

besides now, and I just...

And a lot has changed, like, a lot
happened to me, and I feel like I

think I did an aerobics thing, whatever,
because I couldn't. I mean, I was just

completely, utterly distraught about
everything with Bambi, because to me, it

was like, my baby, I don't have a child.
Like, you guys are all talking about

children. I'm like, I don't, you know.
Yeah, yeah.

Let me just get this out straight. I'm
so sorry about what happened to Bambi.

But with that said, this act is coming
from me. It's from the group.

There's something amiss.

I want this. It's a bigger picture thing
for me. With what?

Just that nothing tracks. It doesn't
track.

You're still in the mix.

In the mix of what? You're still in the
mix with Scott.

In the mix?

The hotel.

Yes, and I'm taking care of that. You're
still in communication.

I don't care. I'm not allowed to
communicate with my ex -boyfriend? You

you're all broken up. We are broken up.
Totally.

Just because I still might be someone in
communication with him does not mean

that we're back together. I still talk
to my ex -husband.

That's just who I am. And it's really my
business. I can text who I want when

I'm not blocked.

Sonia. Sonia.

You want to go with me? Come on. Sonia.

Do not bring Sonia. I mean, fine. Well,
yes, bring Sonia. This is so stupid. I

don't really know. It's fine. It's the
truth.

We're not honest.

What is she talking about?

I feel you're hiding something. And you
can do whatever you want to do, but be

forthright. I am not hiding anything.

No, you're still involved with Scott.
This is ridiculous.

I am not together with Scott. What about
the Zimmerman $10 ,000 dresses and the

$10 ,000 bags? Who's buying those?

Me! From where?

Are you joking me right now? I couldn't
buy those. Well, I'm sorry.

I don't have a kid. Maybe that's where I
put my money into. My home and my

child. You don't have to make a...

about Scott anymore. I am not dating
Scott.

I actually still do love him.

There's no arrangement.

It feels like he owned you and your
friends because my friends can come and

Friends don't sit there and act like I'm
lying to them or having a conversation.

There's nothing else going on. You're
being deceitful. No, I'm not.

Okay, we're done. This is the reason I
don't talk to you guys so much, because

you just take everything and spin it,
and it's not the truth. This is crazy.

Take me home, baby.

There's no way that their party was
better than my party. That's for sure

Coming up.

Do you want to hear the craziest thing
ever?

When I was going to the emergency room,
I felt Dennis pulling at me.

Oh, my God. You look like a sexy Santa
wife.

Wait,

wait. Oh, my God. Let me take this in.

Holy moly. I did like elegant whore, I
guess. Like a very lingerie inspired

dress. Very good.

I actually think we kind of go together.

I love it.

Let's do this.

You know what? Let's do this. I'm coming
in on fumes.

Oh, Javi.

You're better than yesterday.

I seem better, right? Yeah, like 100 %
better.

Let's go white yesterday.

That's good. Why do I also have makeup
on?

It was good. I'm excited to see
everyone.

After a tough week, huh?

A near -death experience will make you
want to see your old friends for real.

I'm dying to hug everyone.

Do you want to hear the craziest thing
ever?

So, when I was going to the emergency
room, like in the middle of all the

craziness, I felt Dennis pulling at me.
I didn't think it. I felt it. I felt

that he was pulling me.

Do you believe in things like that?

Me? Yes.

But now I'm done with him.

I talk about him too much.

I bring him up. I bring up his sayings.
I bring up everything.

You bring him up a lot. Every day. I'm
done.

It's over. That is over. Let me be.

Go be where you are and I'm going to
stay here.

Right. I'll always love Dennis. I talk
about him. I think about him every

day. But he always wanted me to be
happy.

Ultimately, he would always say to me,
you will find someone who will love you

and treat you the way that you deserve
to be treated. So it was some sort of

closure with Dennis.

I'm not going with you.

It's hard to be Mr.

Santa Claus. Right, right. Now I get it.
I was thinking it's an easy job, but

it's not.

Definitely. Santa, you just got flipped
off.

No respect.

No respect.

But still, I love my people.

So did you have fun last night? Oh,
Ramona, I swear to God, I had zero

idea. You just made me so happy that you
were so surprised. You made me so

happy. Come in!

Oh my God! Oh my God! What are you
doing?

You're crazy!

You are certifiably nuts!

With Dorinda, we can forget Santa's
little helpers. We have Santa's little

hooker. She's going to be hooking
tonight because she looks hot in that.

What's hot?

with John, you've gone really off the
rails.

Hi, good to see you.

Happy holidays.

Hi, it smells good. I know, there's
candles everywhere.

Oh, you have a candle?

And we have beautiful signature
cocktails with bare naked vodka.

That's the piñata. So we have it rigged
here, and when it's time, we're just

going to pulley it down.

Okay, and when are the sexy Santas
coming? Well, they're going to come

here, through this door. We're going to
close the door once everyone's in the

room, and then we're going to have them
come in. Stop the music or something?

Stop the music, pull the tables back
discreetly, have them come and do the

Here's the thing about the party that I
throw. I don't have a bunch of married

old ladies here. This is a group who
comes to play.

Oh.

So do you.

I'm glad you're here.

I haven't seen everybody here since what
happened to me happened.

I mean, things are so fleeting. I just
want to connect.

Cheers. Cheers.

I'm going to go to Palm Beach on the
27th. And wait, and Mario invited me to

to Boca to a New Year's Eve party.

I don't even know why Ramona's still
engaging with Mario at this level.

not even co -parenting anymore.

The girl's, what, 24 years old. So I
just don't get it. But you're happy?

Yeah. You know, Avery's in a good place.
I'm in a good place. Thank God you're

finally in a good place.

Because you gave us a little scary, you
know, scary shit, baby.

No, seriously.

I'm going to cry. No, seriously.

Really scary shit. No, I know, I know.
It's really scary shit.

It's nice for Bethany and I to be in a
good place.

I mean, we get in a good place, we go to
a bad place. Right now we're in a good

place. I hope it stays this way for a
while. We're almost being dead. You look

really good. Yeah, I know. You're on
your deathbed. Death becomes her.

Death becomes you. Yes, death becomes
you.

You love oysters. You live for oysters.
Oh, we had oysters last year. Chicken.

Chicken and oysters.

Two favorite things.

This is for you.

Oh, shuck it to me. Right?

Who are you finding? Me, me. So I have
pate de sauce, champagne mignonette.

Champagne mignonette. This is amazing.
Isn't it fun? How do you do this,

Bethany? I'm just going to suck it right
off there.

Well, I'm sure you've had practice.

Oh, my God, they're so fresh.

I picture her, like, on someone's
vagina.

You know, an oyster, you just suck it
right up.

That's the way Ramona likes her oysters
and some other things.

These are fresh.

Let me see how you suck it off. Suck it
off, Sonia.

You're very delicate and you're sucking
off. Just keep going.

Yes, for me. I smell it first, always.

Very good.

That's kind of gross. If it doesn't
smell good, I don't suck it. Oh, Sophia.

Just saying, that's my advice when
you're with Harry next time you see him.

Coming up.

after I invited her and told her
everything to go to Sonya and make Sonya

guilty. Sonya, you can't go to Ramona's
at 8 .15. You have to stay there for a

little while and watch the show.

Right. And then I almost did.

And then you were a guest of honor. She
didn't know. I would have missed it. So

then Sonya could go. I didn't know.

I had parties. She had to tell me. So I
didn't have a surprise.

That thing sucks.

Poor Sonya. Can't even get a surprise
party.

It's like ruining a 12 -year -old.

Surprise party. That makes me sad.

I have a plan. Okay, let's do it. So,
last night, somebody spoiled Sonia's

surprise birthday party.

So, the first guy that comes in has to
come in with a cake, maybe with some

sparklers or something. So, let him come
in and say, happy birthday, Sonia, or

something. Okay. Something, make it
about Sonia. All right, we'll make it.

Surprise, happy birthday, Sonia. Okay,
all right. And then we go to see Luann.

We go all the way down to Gramercy. It's
like 45 minutes. So, we come in and she

goes, I really can't do this. I have to
get ready for a show.

I was like, I thought that's the one.

She's selling candles with her face on
it. Those holy candles. She has holy

candles with her face on it? What do you
mean? She's selling holy candles?

That's what I heard. So none of those
are candles that I light for you guys?

I use them to pray to God.

Yeah. No, you pray to Luann. You pray to
Luann. So she has these holy candles

with her face on it. She's going to be
looked at. She's God -like. That's not

good. I know you have a bona fide diva
in our group. Come on.

Dear God, just deliver us. From Luann.

Luann has just arrived, so I'm coming
back.

Let's see what she says. Darling,
darling.

Luann has arrived.

Shall we prepare ourselves?

Hi.

How did it go last night?

It went great.

It went great. Thank you for coming to
say hi.

Absolutely great.

Hi. That looks so good.

Don't you love it? I love it. It's going
to get all over you, though. Be

careful. Does it shed?

Yes. I'm in it now.

How are you? You look cute.

You look good.

That's what they said. I feel better.
You look healthy.

She looks pretty damn hot for somebody
that almost died.

So this is fun. What happened to you,
Missy, last night?

You know, I had to prepare this surprise
party. I know. I got your text.

I'm sending you air kisses.

That was funny. I heard you. I heard
you. I heard you took them out of the

She couldn't wait for us to leave.

No, because I had 500 people in an
audience to go on stage, and I had 10

minutes. It was nice that they came, but
I couldn't stay for half an hour. I had

to get my makeup and hair done.

I know, but I'm saying now hearing it, I
would have been pissed if I went there

for like 15, 20 minutes.

No, it was just to say hi.

I mean, listen, before a show, you come
and say hello. That's, you know, sorry.

That's show business.

Don't roll your eyes at me. Whether you
like it or not, that is showbiz, girls.

Ask anybody in this town, and they will
tell you.

She's very Catholic.

You don't like it? Don't buy one.

I don't know, Luanne. In any case, you
didn't come to the show, so you don't

have to worry about it.

Now Ramona's going to school me on
religious morality?

Give me a break, Ramona. I mean, please.

Hi. Hi. How are you? Hi. How are you?
Good to see you.

I need some wine.

Of course I need wine.

Hi. Hi.

After last night, God knows with these
women what's going to happen.

Where's Barbara?

She's never here to bond or to
contribute to the conversation.

You, me, Tinsley, and Dorinda, we're a
different breed of girls.

Speaking about you being... Oh, God,
here we go. No, I'm just, all I'm saying

is, like, I mean, I left because I just
couldn't take anymore.

It was a big gang up. I mean, it was a
lot. Our intention wasn't to gang on

Seriously, it wasn't. And if you felt
so, seriously, it was. I just feel like

sometimes you withhold it. That's all.

I say everything. I've shared everything
I possibly share.

Okay. I mean, I really, really...

I don't really know what to believe at
this point. I really don't. And to tell

you the truth, I don't really care. I
just want Tisley to be happy.

Ooh, what are those?

S'mores? I will have one after.

Oh, my gosh.

S'mores. Thank you. You don't eat that,
do you? Oh, yes, I do. You eat

everything, girl. I know that about you.
I know that about you. You do eat

everything. I like s'mores. I dress as a
s'more. Not s'mores.

Yeah.

They should

be about other things. Yeah.

Quite frankly, I'll speak of anything I
want to.

But okay, I promise I'll never talk
about Scottie Kidd.

Pinky swear.

I mean, how stupid.

I don't want to talk about it. Let's do
it. I don't want to talk about it. Let's

not talk about it. Friends don't do
that.

That's not what you should be asking me.

You should be saying, I want to work on
our friendship.

I don't know why you said that.

I'd like it better if she just said, you
know what?

You don't talk about him anymore. That
impressive.

But this is weak.

I

care

about the women. I've heard what

they've had to say to me. But you know
what? Life is a cabaret, and it's my

cabaret, and I'm living it. I do. I love
you.

Now it's time coming up

out of this piñata.

I mean, after last night, I'm just so
happy I didn't have to do it to one of

these girls.

The

sun

doesn't shine until we've seen Sonia's
ass.

The desperation in all of us wanting a
sex toy is amazing. I want a vibrator.

Just a couple of condoms. Sure.

Throw them in Sonia's purse. Why not?

One less venereal disease running
around. Perfect.

Imagine that Bethany would have this
cake for me. Happy birthday.

Oh, my God.

You smell good.

Where did you come from? Oh, God.

Little elf. Uh -oh. Who is he?

Uh -oh. Who is he?

He not only smells good, but smells
good. Oh, no. Happy holidays.

Let's go. Let's get into it, man. Oh, my
God. I've never seen a stripper before.

Look at his ass. If there's ever such a
thing as a Christmas miracle, it's these

boys. That's the icing on the cake.

I'm really not a stripper type of gal.
But I'm in a place right now that I want

to enjoy the moment.

When in Rome, do as in Rome.

I mean,

this guy is buff, but he could use a
little fluff.

I couldn't be happier right now. My
house is rented. My apartment is a

creative juices are flowing.

This has taught me a great lesson to
really take care of myself emotionally

physically. And I'm going to live every
day as if it's my last.

And turns out today

might be my last.

I do believe that 2019 is going to be my
year. I just wish everybody would just

let me live the life that I want to
live. It's my life. So back off.

the right person for this i said my
husband's here and i grabbed my husband

i've

heard what the girls have had to say and
you know the women like to knock my

cabaret show but i found a purpose in
life They just need to let me do what

makes me happy because it's not going
anywhere. It's just getting bigger and

bigger. And guess what? I'm going to
ride that wave as long as I possibly

Well, let's do a picture. Where do we
look?

Okay, pinhead in the corner.

Aww. That's cute.

Next time on the Real Housewives of New
York City reunion.

I don't know if she's still with Scott.

I'm sorry. I deserve a f***ing Emmy if
that's the case. You made yourself look

bad. I didn't want to show.

When you talk loud, you sound like a
moron.

I mean, you're not Adele, Luann. Take
that and shove it up your ass. How's

How dare you put me in the fish room?

How can you tell my friends that you're
trying to break into society as you're

reaching your 70s?

union. I've never seen that. You don't
live in New York. Let's just not get it

twisted. It doesn't matter. It does
matter. We have to talk about your

about Dennis being on drugs. Oh gosh,
that's terrible. As you know, I slipped.

When did you slip? You failed yourself.

Give me a break. I'm not going to give
you a break.

You'll all attack me later. Get on your
boxing gloves. It's fine.

Okay, well, where are you going? I'm
going to pee. Two seconds.

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