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Previously on The Real Housewives of New York City.

You left the rehab that I got you for free. I left a week early to go because

had to work.

Yes, and I needed to go and do that. I'm sorry if I've been wrapped up in

myself. I've been dealing with the log.

You have to make a change. I am making changes all the time. But that dress

makes your breasts look flat.

That's true. And I spent like $3 ,000 on this.

Then you overpaid. When you date a rich guy, there's an upgrade in your

lifestyle. When you stop dating the guy, there's sometimes a slight downgrade.

We haven't seen the slight downgrade. It's not adding up to me. Speaking of

Scott, he was actually really sweet. I got these shoes.

It's like a cute t -shirt, but it was sweet. It's called Bambi. I started

sobbing. It's a little weird.

I texted you guys, I want to do a s'mores and whores. What do we wear for

You can dress naughty or nice for most of us. It's not a reach to be whores, so

we have a fit.

I don't know who's coming, but I told Evan about, you know, you girls coming

my Christmas show. We love you, but we really don't want to go to the show. We

want to hang out and have fun. Throwing a surprise party for Sonia and Dorinda.

You know, if you don't come, that's one thing, but to actually throw a party?

No, I understand. That's me.

Why don't we all go make a toast to you at your cabaret?

Everyone, you know, give you a hug, wish you well. We'll do both.

I plead guilty.

To being fabulous.

The only thing I'll settle for is more.

People call me over the top, but lately, I prefer being a bottom.

Game set.

Now, I need a match.

When life gives me limes, I make margaritas.

If you got a problem with me, it's your problem.

Hi, how are you?

Hi.

Hello. How are you doing? I'm good. How are you? Good.

Happy first day. Oh, my God, the stage looks great.

Hey, Billy. We're getting there.

The countess is in there working.

Working progress.

Wow, this looks great.

Finally, the Christmas show is here. We've been prepping for like six months.

I've got the sleigh. I've got the nutcracker. It's sold out, and this is

to be a blast.

Oh, my God. Look at the flowers.

Wow. Nice.

Beautiful. I've got all the girls coming here at like 7, 15. I have my mother

coming here.

Ramona just texted me. Is she coming?

No. Why? She's not coming at all.

Why is she not coming?

Because she has to go to her venue to make sure her party is in there.

She hasn't known about this for weeks.

I mean, really?

Ramona, on purpose, plotted the party, and she knew I couldn't be there. I'm

throwing a surprise party for Sonia and Dorinda. I'm so excited. Yeah, I know,

except that I can't be there. I know. And why do you have to do it on the same

night as Michelle?

Because there's no other night to do it. That's kind of a slap in the face to be

excluded. I mean, talk about a friend.

Hmm?

Hi.

We're here for our...

Cool skull to get bikini ready for after Christmas holiday.

I'm excited.

She's never done it. I've never done it. She's done it, and it looks great on

her, so I'm going to do it. I'm a big fan of any kind of treatment, let's say,

that is non -invasive.

The most invasive thing I've ever done is that vaginal resurfacing. This is

the probe being inserted, so... Ow.

All right. Is it on?

No, no, I'm just inserting it. That was pretty invasive.

Come on in.

I'm ready.

Measure me out.

I'm Dr. Belkin.

Dorinda, you've had your flanks done before. Yes. And you had a good

had a great response. I want this done right here. Right. Wow. Okay, and that's

what I saw you in consultation for. Yeah. And then, Sonia, you wanted to do

flanks today.

Why is the doctor calling my hips flanks? I mean, so not sexy. It sounds

like a cut of beef.

So we're cooling down the skin and the fat to a temperature where the nerves,

the muscles are not damaged, but the fat cells are damaged.

And they undergo a process where they sort of involute.

And die. I just don't want to be on a date and I start sweating my ass out

under my arms or something. No, no, no, you pee it out. It's just metabolized

like anything else.

You get to a certain age where you have these bits and bobs you just can't get

rid of, no matter how much you exercise.

So crew sculpting is sort of a quick and easy way to get rid of, like, a little

love handle or that little funny thing that goes on with your stomach when

you're in your 50s. Ready? All right, ready?

Oh, this is nothing. I've had guys do that. It's not on yet.

Durand and I will be 80 years old coming in on our cane saying, I need the flats

taken off my arms now. The blanks are doing great, though.

We talked a little bit about the Tinsley thing.

What's going on?

I don't know, but she's not being truthful with us. I know. I'm not an

okay? There was no cash flow until Scott showed up.

There was no, like, let me pay for the housekeeper. Let me take you to dinner.

So what do you think it is? Do you think they're back together?

I just think he's always been taking care of it. I just don't like to be

Just be honest. Tell me whatever it is.

I don't care. I really don't pass judgment. If that's what you want to do,

for it. I feel like our group were honest with each other. But, you know, I

don't know anything more about Tinsley than I knew about her when I first met

her. How are you doing? Great.

How's that? Not dating him.

Marriage. I want a baby.

That's all I got.

Are we going to say something or just let it be? Coming from a place of

compassion, I want what's best for Tinsley. Yes. It's just we have to have

trust. Just tell us the truth.

Yeah. You only get away with bullshit in this city for about two years.

Ding, ding, two years are up.

I'm home.

It was brutal.

I got back from being in Boston with my boyfriend yesterday. And the two prior

days I spent in ICU in Boston because I had an anaphylactic shock

incident.

I just drank a cup of hot soup.

And it's happened before where I feel like a little itchy or bumpy.

And then I felt my hands like get really swollen. Like they just got super

tight. And Paul was like...

Well, do you want me to get you a Benadryl? Paul brought me a hot miso

miso itself doesn't have fish in it.

This particular miso soup had bonito in it, which is the type of fish flakes.

I have had a severe fish allergy my entire life.

There's something fish. There's fish in that soup. Is there fish in that soup?

There is fish in this soup. Don't eat the soup. I'm itching. I thought it was

chicken.

Paul left to get the Benadryl, and he came back three minutes later, and I was

unconscious. And Paul was like, seeing if I was breathing, and I was drooling.

He managed to get Benadryl and water down my throat and call 911.

I was in the ambulance, and I jammed this, like, rocket pen in my leg, and I

to the ER. And then I heard the guy say that it had been five more minutes that

I would have passed away.

And then they were like, it just was, like, not real. They were like, you're

going to the ICU.

And if no one was with me, I would have been dead. That's what's freaking me

out. If I was alone, then I don't want to be.

Paul saved my life. He was trying to act like everything was okay, but it saved

his eyes. Like, he looked so worried.

Like, when he was keeping it together, he was totally calm.

I was so worried.

Thank you.

My stomach was so upset.

I was just so, ugh.

I'm supposed to throw this party tomorrow, and I have surprises for you

everything, and I hope I'm going to be up for it. But if I'm not, just have

Don't worry.

Don't worry. See how you feel.

OK, all right, I love you. All right, I love you. Bye. Bye.

Coming up.

This is where the magic happens. Pretty good. Like you said, got changed in the

tiny kitchen at 54 below. Well, then you go out there and you get inflated.

Happy birthday to you. Oh, hello.

There you are again. You're everywhere. You're like a superhero.

I'm like an elf.

Happy birthday.

I have these.

They're like everywhere.

I see it coming.

It is Tinsley.

Hi. I'm like, where did I go? Hi. How are you doing?

Oh, my God. Look at all the necklaces. Hi.

Necklaces, everything.

You look gorgeous.

Thank you. How are you doing? Good.

How's your feeling? Good?

Fine. Okay.

Just, yeah.

Okay. No.

Okay.

You're human, aren't you?

Or is it just... Another beautiful dress.

What? Hi, darling. Oh, look at you.

Tinsley. Here are flowers.

Didn't we do a great job?

I'm wearing a Sonia Morgan, like, 1940 style.

I forgot to wear a fancy coat. I had this at my hairdresser's.

I like it. I should have worn my necklace by Luann.

Sonia, do you need a necklace?

I do. Oh, yeah, just this one. That's the one she gave me. We've been saying a

lot of shit about Luann lately. At least I could wear a necklace to let her know

I love her and support her.

Oh, that looks perfect.

That's gorgeous.

I'm not used to wearing heels. I was in black for the past three days. I'm not

used to wearing these high heels anymore. They look gorgeous, though.

All right. They just reopened this. It used to be boutique. It used to always

come here as boutique.

Dorinda and I have a great relationship.

We fight like sisters and make up like sisters. And I really want to show

Dorinda and Sonia how much I love them jointly.

And that's why I'm throwing a party for them both together.

After you, my loveliness. Thank you. You're welcome.

Good evening, ladies.

Good evening. How are you? Just watch your step, please.

And you ladies are going to be right in here.

There's too many chairs.

We've got to get rid of these chairs. Sure. I'm sorry.

I love all the photos.

If you have more, I would love another eight, because I just love candles.

Where's the cakes?

The cakes are with our chef right now. Do you want them on the table? Yes, I

would love to have them on the table. I know Dorinda is not going to find out,

and Sonia knows. I'm having a party for you, okay?

So you're coming.

You blew it. I was like...

Yes, you did.

But it's okay. I invite just a really close -knit amount of people. So I

to make it really special and intimate.

Where's the bar set up? Can we have, like, maybe, like, what do you call it?

Like a bucket that has, like, the wine so people can just help themselves.

Do you want to do, like, a champagne cart or something?

My friends like to drink a lot. Yeah, we can set that up. I'm really into the

aesthetic. So let's make the room look more festive and wear the balloons.

I mean, come on. Let's get this place going. Let's make it look like a party.

I like it. Look, you have a cart. That's exactly what I was thinking. You got a

cart. Do you want to just put a raincoat on the door, though? Sure. Perfect.

I like rolling this thing. Do you want a job here?

More often than not, I have to step in and get it done. Yeah.

But that's just who I am. I'm sorry.

How are you? I'm good, baby. How you doing?

How do we do the surprise with all this? Nothing. They just walk in and we say

it's a birthday party for you.

How do we all high and then they come in and we jump out? Oh, that's a good

idea. Boom.

Is there any food here?

Where's Ramona? Where's Ramona?

We're waiting for Ramona?

I mean, what are we doing, congregating here so we can wear her jewelry and do

Instagram for her? Is she doing that fan thing to us again? Make us wait.

They're like, go show her jewelry, Instagram her. Go stand by her stainless

necklaces. There's nothing worse than waiting for a cabaret star.

Hi, girl. I'm going to be right back. I'm going to check on Luanne. I'll be

right back.

Can we just get the show on the road before we skip the show and hit the

What about the front?

Sonia Rita.

Oh, my gosh. Hi, honey.

How are you? Happy birthday, Mom.

Hi, Noel.

Hi, how are you? Oh, my gosh. Well, I'm getting ready, my love.

I have to go on stage, my sweet. Yeah, but should I bring the girls in here?

Well, I thought it was out there. Okay, Dorinda, Tinsley, and Barbara. I know.

Ramona, of course, isn't here yet. Okay. Well, I don't think she's coming. She

texted me. She's not coming. Oh, really?

Yeah. Not at all? Nope. Okay, so good. She said she had to go.

Oh, no.

You know, she really was very, very ill. She was five minutes from death. No

bullshit. Okay, so she's not going out tonight.

This is typical Luann.

We're all here for her cabaret, and her first question is, is Bethany here? The

woman nearly died yesterday. We all texted you. You were on the chain.

You are too much.

Well, just tell them to come in here, though. Okay. I'm sorry about that. No,

know. Thank you. I know, no, no. I know. It's just...

I'm sorry I can't get my head around the freezing and thawing thing. I didn't

know you could do that. Did you know you could freeze your dog and then thaw it

out? Then do a viewing?

No. No. I didn't know that.

I mean, it's so weird to even talk about this. I know.

Also because it's like too fresh. I don't envision it. But it's a different

texture when you thaw it out.

I'm just sensing this really weird energy from Dorinda right now. Why are

making jokes about my dog?

Let's go.

dressing room tinsley come with the flowers you and me barbara you're

to the dressing room oh that's right thanks sonia oh my gosh oh my god hi

hi oh my god here you are oh my god thank

you wow look at that can you put these behind you how are you anyway mary i'm

just gonna sit here while you girls we just have to finish my hair yeah really

have to go on stage in 10 minutes oh my god yeah well you look good you can go

on stage right now Those people don't realize. They have no idea. What's up? I

have no idea.

I know. I know. I'm not dressed. My makeup's not done.

And I have to be mentally prepared. Even at an elementary school play, the

parents are not backstage 10 minutes before it's time to go on. So they need

get the f*** out.

Just do what you have to do because we have to get dressed.

Well, they're going to have to go. I love you guys, but I have to get on

You know what I mean?

I have to get on stage.

I don't know why I spent the 30 minutes coming all the way here to see Luann. I

mean, I don't even think she really wanted us there, did she?

Sorry, we're missing it. All right, you guys.

I'm going to my seat.

Bye, girls.

Bye, girls. Thank you for the flowers.

I know, I know. All right, I got to get dressed, guys.

Coming up.

I feel you're hiding something. I am not hiding anything.

No, you're still involved with Scott.

Are you joking?

No, so Luann was like, girls, I can't. She's still doing that thing.

Nope, I got to go on stage.

Did you see? Yeah. And then she's like, okay, get out.

You walking me? Yeah.

Jesus. That was the craziness.

She'd be mad if we didn't come. Right.

But then we come and she doesn't want to see us.

I'm getting ready. Tell them to wait. All my fans. We're like, well, no, we're

not your fans. You told us to stop by. She wants us just in the audience. She

wants us to be part of the audience. In her life.

No, she has different acts. I don't think she's really a beholder.

When I get out on stage and everybody's calling my name and they're cheering It

just melts my heart. I mean, my mother having seven children, I didn't get much

attention.

Well,

I kept my promise. I didn't use Dorinda's name, but she never mentioned

Giovanni.

My huge bash is we're going to invite 60 to 100 people.

Basically, I invited six or seven of Dorinda and Sonia's good friends. Okay,

getting out. Okay. Okay, babe.

John, John, I need the cakes right away.

I don't have the cakes. Go in the other room. What do I look like, a cake guy?

Everyone go. Okay, they're here. They're here.

They're here? They're coming. Yes, go, go, go, go. How do you know they're

Because I got the message. All right, everyone. Go. Everyone in the room. Come

on, come on.

Look, Ramona.

It's different. Oh, that's why she likes it. Now it's from Ramona. From the

plaza, Ramona's new place.

Barbara really did ruin my surprise.

But I think I'm doing a very good job keeping the secret because it's also for

Dorinda, this party.

Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.

Gorgeous. Look how pretty.

All right.

Okay, this is so good.

That means everyone needs to be right here.

Wow. Hi. Hey, guys. Oh, you got parties. So pretty.

Hi.

I forgot that it was a party for me when I saw Hannah. It's very sweet that she

arranged this.

Happy birthday.

Thank you. It's so nice when Ramona actually invites my friends.

Whatever the motive Singer had for putting this party together, she pulled

off. And my friends are here.

So I give it to Ramona. She threw a fabulous party for us. I love you. I

you. I love you. I got to go say she Ramona. Aw.

Ramona made it nice.

This is all worth it. I mean, I don't care now about Barbara trying to spoil

surprise for Sonia. The look of shock and surprise and happiness under his

It made me feel so good inside and out.

Ramona, you outdid yourself.

And you kept it a secret.

Where can a girl get a drink around here? Why do you want a drink?

I actually loved rehab.

I did.

I did. I loved it so much, I went back a second time.

We have a chat.

I feel like we haven't really talked.

You said you want to have a nice talk.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What's going on?

Can I just talk on my own?

I will stay if you want.

I don't think I need anybody to stay. You don't need me, right?

No. But I want to just go sit.

Something's off, and I'm just sensing this weirdness with her that I don't

I wasn't able to go to her aerobic thing, and maybe she's not about that. I

don't know what's happening, but I want this over with.

I just feel like, because I haven't seen you since Miami, obviously. I mean,

besides now, and I just...

And a lot has changed, like, a lot happened to me, and I feel like I

think I did an aerobics thing, whatever, because I couldn't. I mean, I was just

completely, utterly distraught about everything with Bambi, because to me, it

was like, my baby, I don't have a child. Like, you guys are all talking about

children. I'm like, I don't, you know. Yeah, yeah.

Let me just get this out straight. I'm so sorry about what happened to Bambi.

But with that said, this act is coming from me. It's from the group.

There's something amiss.

I want this. It's a bigger picture thing for me. With what?

Just that nothing tracks. It doesn't track.

You're still in the mix.

In the mix of what? You're still in the mix with Scott.

In the mix?

The hotel.

Yes, and I'm taking care of that. You're still in communication.

I don't care. I'm not allowed to communicate with my ex -boyfriend? You

you're all broken up. We are broken up. Totally.

Just because I still might be someone in communication with him does not mean

that we're back together. I still talk to my ex -husband.

That's just who I am. And it's really my business. I can text who I want when

I'm not blocked.

Sonia. Sonia.

You want to go with me? Come on. Sonia.

Do not bring Sonia. I mean, fine. Well, yes, bring Sonia. This is so stupid. I

don't really know. It's fine. It's the truth.

We're not honest.

What is she talking about?

I feel you're hiding something. And you can do whatever you want to do, but be

forthright. I am not hiding anything.

No, you're still involved with Scott. This is ridiculous.

I am not together with Scott. What about the Zimmerman $10 ,000 dresses and the

$10 ,000 bags? Who's buying those?

Me! From where?

Are you joking me right now? I couldn't buy those. Well, I'm sorry.

I don't have a kid. Maybe that's where I put my money into. My home and my

child. You don't have to make a...

about Scott anymore. I am not dating Scott.

I actually still do love him.

There's no arrangement.

It feels like he owned you and your friends because my friends can come and

Friends don't sit there and act like I'm lying to them or having a conversation.

There's nothing else going on. You're being deceitful. No, I'm not.

Okay, we're done. This is the reason I don't talk to you guys so much, because

you just take everything and spin it, and it's not the truth. This is crazy.

Take me home, baby.

There's no way that their party was better than my party. That's for sure

Coming up.

Do you want to hear the craziest thing ever?

When I was going to the emergency room, I felt Dennis pulling at me.

Oh, my God. You look like a sexy Santa wife.

Wait,

wait. Oh, my God. Let me take this in.

Holy moly. I did like elegant whore, I guess. Like a very lingerie inspired

dress. Very good.

I actually think we kind of go together.

I love it.

Let's do this.

You know what? Let's do this. I'm coming in on fumes.

Oh, Javi.

You're better than yesterday.

I seem better, right? Yeah, like 100 % better.

Let's go white yesterday.

That's good. Why do I also have makeup on?

It was good. I'm excited to see everyone.

After a tough week, huh?

A near -death experience will make you want to see your old friends for real.

I'm dying to hug everyone.

Do you want to hear the craziest thing ever?

So, when I was going to the emergency room, like in the middle of all the

craziness, I felt Dennis pulling at me. I didn't think it. I felt it. I felt

that he was pulling me.

Do you believe in things like that?

Me? Yes.

But now I'm done with him.

I talk about him too much.

I bring him up. I bring up his sayings. I bring up everything.

You bring him up a lot. Every day. I'm done.

It's over. That is over. Let me be.

Go be where you are and I'm going to stay here.

Right. I'll always love Dennis. I talk about him. I think about him every

day. But he always wanted me to be happy.

Ultimately, he would always say to me, you will find someone who will love you

and treat you the way that you deserve to be treated. So it was some sort of

closure with Dennis.

I'm not going with you.

It's hard to be Mr.

Santa Claus. Right, right. Now I get it. I was thinking it's an easy job, but

it's not.

Definitely. Santa, you just got flipped off.

No respect.

No respect.

But still, I love my people.

So did you have fun last night? Oh, Ramona, I swear to God, I had zero

idea. You just made me so happy that you were so surprised. You made me so

happy. Come in!

Oh my God! Oh my God! What are you doing?

You're crazy!

You are certifiably nuts!

With Dorinda, we can forget Santa's little helpers. We have Santa's little

hooker. She's going to be hooking tonight because she looks hot in that.

What's hot?

with John, you've gone really off the rails.

Hi, good to see you.

Happy holidays.

Hi, it smells good. I know, there's candles everywhere.

Oh, you have a candle?

And we have beautiful signature cocktails with bare naked vodka.

That's the piñata. So we have it rigged here, and when it's time, we're just

going to pulley it down.

Okay, and when are the sexy Santas coming? Well, they're going to come

here, through this door. We're going to close the door once everyone's in the

room, and then we're going to have them come in. Stop the music or something?

Stop the music, pull the tables back discreetly, have them come and do the

Here's the thing about the party that I throw. I don't have a bunch of married

old ladies here. This is a group who comes to play.

Oh.

So do you.

I'm glad you're here.

I haven't seen everybody here since what happened to me happened.

I mean, things are so fleeting. I just want to connect.

Cheers. Cheers.

I'm going to go to Palm Beach on the 27th. And wait, and Mario invited me to

to Boca to a New Year's Eve party.

I don't even know why Ramona's still engaging with Mario at this level.

not even co -parenting anymore.

The girl's, what, 24 years old. So I just don't get it. But you're happy?

Yeah. You know, Avery's in a good place. I'm in a good place. Thank God you're

finally in a good place.

Because you gave us a little scary, you know, scary shit, baby.

No, seriously.

I'm going to cry. No, seriously.

Really scary shit. No, I know, I know. It's really scary shit.

It's nice for Bethany and I to be in a good place.

I mean, we get in a good place, we go to a bad place. Right now we're in a good

place. I hope it stays this way for a while. We're almost being dead. You look

really good. Yeah, I know. You're on your deathbed. Death becomes her.

Death becomes you. Yes, death becomes you.

You love oysters. You live for oysters. Oh, we had oysters last year. Chicken.

Chicken and oysters.

Two favorite things.

This is for you.

Oh, shuck it to me. Right?

Who are you finding? Me, me. So I have pate de sauce, champagne mignonette.

Champagne mignonette. This is amazing. Isn't it fun? How do you do this,

Bethany? I'm just going to suck it right off there.

Well, I'm sure you've had practice.

Oh, my God, they're so fresh.

I picture her, like, on someone's vagina.

You know, an oyster, you just suck it right up.

That's the way Ramona likes her oysters and some other things.

These are fresh.

Let me see how you suck it off. Suck it off, Sonia.

You're very delicate and you're sucking off. Just keep going.

Yes, for me. I smell it first, always.

Very good.

That's kind of gross. If it doesn't smell good, I don't suck it. Oh, Sophia.

Just saying, that's my advice when you're with Harry next time you see him.

Coming up.

after I invited her and told her everything to go to Sonya and make Sonya

guilty. Sonya, you can't go to Ramona's at 8 .15. You have to stay there for a

little while and watch the show.

Right. And then I almost did.

And then you were a guest of honor. She didn't know. I would have missed it. So

then Sonya could go. I didn't know.

I had parties. She had to tell me. So I didn't have a surprise.

That thing sucks.

Poor Sonya. Can't even get a surprise party.

It's like ruining a 12 -year -old.

Surprise party. That makes me sad.

I have a plan. Okay, let's do it. So, last night, somebody spoiled Sonia's

surprise birthday party.

So, the first guy that comes in has to come in with a cake, maybe with some

sparklers or something. So, let him come in and say, happy birthday, Sonia, or

something. Okay. Something, make it about Sonia. All right, we'll make it.

Surprise, happy birthday, Sonia. Okay, all right. And then we go to see Luann.

We go all the way down to Gramercy. It's like 45 minutes. So, we come in and she

goes, I really can't do this. I have to get ready for a show.

I was like, I thought that's the one.

She's selling candles with her face on it. Those holy candles. She has holy

candles with her face on it? What do you mean? She's selling holy candles?

That's what I heard. So none of those are candles that I light for you guys?

I use them to pray to God.

Yeah. No, you pray to Luann. You pray to Luann. So she has these holy candles

with her face on it. She's going to be looked at. She's God -like. That's not

good. I know you have a bona fide diva in our group. Come on.

Dear God, just deliver us. From Luann.

Luann has just arrived, so I'm coming back.

Let's see what she says. Darling, darling.

Luann has arrived.

Shall we prepare ourselves?

Hi.

How did it go last night?

It went great.

It went great. Thank you for coming to say hi.

Absolutely great.

Hi. That looks so good.

Don't you love it? I love it. It's going to get all over you, though. Be

careful. Does it shed?

Yes. I'm in it now.

How are you? You look cute.

You look good.

That's what they said. I feel better. You look healthy.

She looks pretty damn hot for somebody that almost died.

So this is fun. What happened to you, Missy, last night?

You know, I had to prepare this surprise party. I know. I got your text.

I'm sending you air kisses.

That was funny. I heard you. I heard you. I heard you took them out of the

She couldn't wait for us to leave.

No, because I had 500 people in an audience to go on stage, and I had 10

minutes. It was nice that they came, but I couldn't stay for half an hour. I had

to get my makeup and hair done.

I know, but I'm saying now hearing it, I would have been pissed if I went there

for like 15, 20 minutes.

No, it was just to say hi.

I mean, listen, before a show, you come and say hello. That's, you know, sorry.

That's show business.

Don't roll your eyes at me. Whether you like it or not, that is showbiz, girls.

Ask anybody in this town, and they will tell you.

She's very Catholic.

You don't like it? Don't buy one.

I don't know, Luanne. In any case, you didn't come to the show, so you don't

have to worry about it.

Now Ramona's going to school me on religious morality?

Give me a break, Ramona. I mean, please.

Hi. Hi. How are you? Hi. How are you? Good to see you.

I need some wine.

Of course I need wine.

Hi. Hi.

After last night, God knows with these women what's going to happen.

Where's Barbara?

She's never here to bond or to contribute to the conversation.

You, me, Tinsley, and Dorinda, we're a different breed of girls.

Speaking about you being... Oh, God, here we go. No, I'm just, all I'm saying

is, like, I mean, I left because I just couldn't take anymore.

It was a big gang up. I mean, it was a lot. Our intention wasn't to gang on

Seriously, it wasn't. And if you felt so, seriously, it was. I just feel like

sometimes you withhold it. That's all.

I say everything. I've shared everything I possibly share.

Okay. I mean, I really, really...

I don't really know what to believe at this point. I really don't. And to tell

you the truth, I don't really care. I just want Tisley to be happy.

Ooh, what are those?

S'mores? I will have one after.

Oh, my gosh.

S'mores. Thank you. You don't eat that, do you? Oh, yes, I do. You eat

everything, girl. I know that about you. I know that about you. You do eat

everything. I like s'mores. I dress as a s'more. Not s'mores.

Yeah.

They should

be about other things. Yeah.

Quite frankly, I'll speak of anything I want to.

But okay, I promise I'll never talk about Scottie Kidd.

Pinky swear.

I mean, how stupid.

I don't want to talk about it. Let's do it. I don't want to talk about it. Let's

not talk about it. Friends don't do that.

That's not what you should be asking me.

You should be saying, I want to work on our friendship.

I don't know why you said that.

I'd like it better if she just said, you know what?

You don't talk about him anymore. That impressive.

But this is weak.

I

care

about the women. I've heard what

they've had to say to me. But you know what? Life is a cabaret, and it's my

cabaret, and I'm living it. I do. I love you.

Now it's time coming up

out of this piñata.

I mean, after last night, I'm just so happy I didn't have to do it to one of

these girls.

The

sun

doesn't shine until we've seen Sonia's ass.

The desperation in all of us wanting a sex toy is amazing. I want a vibrator.

Just a couple of condoms. Sure.

Throw them in Sonia's purse. Why not?

One less venereal disease running around. Perfect.

Imagine that Bethany would have this cake for me. Happy birthday.

Oh, my God.

You smell good.

Where did you come from? Oh, God.

Little elf. Uh -oh. Who is he?

Uh -oh. Who is he?

He not only smells good, but smells good. Oh, no. Happy holidays.

Let's go. Let's get into it, man. Oh, my God. I've never seen a stripper before.

Look at his ass. If there's ever such a thing as a Christmas miracle, it's these

boys. That's the icing on the cake.

I'm really not a stripper type of gal. But I'm in a place right now that I want

to enjoy the moment.

When in Rome, do as in Rome.

I mean,

this guy is buff, but he could use a little fluff.

I couldn't be happier right now. My house is rented. My apartment is a

creative juices are flowing.

This has taught me a great lesson to really take care of myself emotionally

physically. And I'm going to live every day as if it's my last.

And turns out today

might be my last.

I do believe that 2019 is going to be my year. I just wish everybody would just

let me live the life that I want to live. It's my life. So back off.

the right person for this i said my husband's here and i grabbed my husband

i've

heard what the girls have had to say and you know the women like to knock my

cabaret show but i found a purpose in life They just need to let me do what

makes me happy because it's not going anywhere. It's just getting bigger and

bigger. And guess what? I'm going to ride that wave as long as I possibly

Well, let's do a picture. Where do we look?

Okay, pinhead in the corner.

Aww. That's cute.

Next time on the Real Housewives of New York City reunion.

I don't know if she's still with Scott.

I'm sorry. I deserve a f***ing Emmy if that's the case. You made yourself look

bad. I didn't want to show.

When you talk loud, you sound like a moron.

I mean, you're not Adele, Luann. Take that and shove it up your ass. How's

How dare you put me in the fish room?

How can you tell my friends that you're trying to break into society as you're

reaching your 70s?

union. I've never seen that. You don't live in New York. Let's just not get it

twisted. It doesn't matter. It does matter. We have to talk about your

about Dennis being on drugs. Oh gosh, that's terrible. As you know, I slipped.

When did you slip? You failed yourself.

Give me a break. I'm not going to give you a break.

You'll all attack me later. Get on your boxing gloves. It's fine.

Okay, well, where are you going? I'm going to pee. Two seconds.

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