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Previously on The Real Housewives of New York City.

I dare you to call Scott Townsend. I'm not doing that right now. Why? Just say

what's up, babe. Don't bring him in in that way. That's all. I'm getting ready

for my show. You know, I've got a Christmas show to do.

Where's that?

The Gramercy Theater.

Am I allowed to not want to go to Cabaret?

I don't want my name in your show. I only talk about you in a nice way. Oh,

really? I'm in the back room ripping up Giovanni. Well, that was funny. I know

it wasn't.

Miami Beach, here we come.

Well, she wanted to go see her poster. I know that. Oh.

Amazing. I'm here to talk. I'm not here to listen.

All right. No, I'm not attacking you. Your thing has gone to your head.

Today, it was Bethany that was hugging me while I was crying.

You never stood up for her.

I never what?

It just hit me sideways in the back of my head. I'm so mad. Do you

understand that I did your intervention and my... My ex -boyfriend died of an

overdose, and you haven't checked in on me. You left the rehab that I got you

for free. I left a week early to go because I had to work.

Yes,

and I needed to go and do that.

Look at you.

Look in the mirror.

Look at me. Look at you. You've never checked in on Dennis. Not once. I didn't

also want to bring it up again.

I don't want to keep bringing it up. I mean...

I don't want you near me. I really don't. I don't want you near me. I

Don't go home. Yeah, fine.

I didn't know we felt this way. I don't know what to say. She's having a

meltdown. I can't say anything. She's having a meltdown. This is all built up

with everything that's going on.

Come on, come on, come on.

Let's set a panic attack. Come on.

All I know is I'm very upset that she's so upset. I could feel Bethany's...

pain. She actually had an aha moment when she realized maybe if she gave

what she tried to give to Luann, Dennis would be alive.

And Luann was just like, I don't know what just happened. She's having an

anxiety attack right now. Take a deep breath. Let's just take a minute, okay?

I'll hold it. I'll hold it.

Try not to talk right now, please.

Basically, Luann, we wouldn't even have this conversation with you if we didn't

like you. I'm being serious. We know you've been through a lot, but we feel

don't care about us. That's it. That's it. We feel like you don't care about

That's how we feel.

Did I call her name? No. What did I call her name? You said you're intolerable,

which is true.

She said tonight maybe it doesn't feel good. Maybe it'll help her.

Bethany said everything we've all been wanting to say. There's just so many

times we can kiss the ring.

I mean, for God's sakes, I don't even think Cleopatra was adored this much.

You just checked out today and didn't even text us. I went to the beach for a

swim, for God's sake.

You've got to be kidding me.

We were all together.

Yeah, I went for a swim. You went to see your sister for a cocktail and meet up

with a guy. Big deal.

The hypocrisy is just stunning.

Ramona goes on a date the night before.

Tinsley goes out and meets friends for drinks. Did they get any heat for going

out of the house without permission?

No, they didn't.

Only me. I don't know what's going on with Luke. No, I won't. Please let her

leave. Please let her leave. Please, I don't want to talk to her. No, I don't

want to go inside. That's too much. I don't want to talk to her.

I'm going to go.

It's terrible.

Yeah, what do you want me to do? She doesn't even want to talk to me, so I'm

leaving.

I'm going to go.

All right.

Are you going to be up when we get home?

I'm not going to come home late.

I don't want to go out.

Okay. What do you want me to do, Dr. Randall? Yeah, yeah, no, no, go, go.

Then you've been texting me to go out. Do you want to have a cocktail with us?

I'm going to have a cocktail with you.

I'm going to have the Diet Coke cocktail right now.

Oh, I forgot about that.

Can I get a car, James? I know if I go out, I'm going to drink. So that's where

I am in my mind.

I am very sorry.

I am very sorry. Look at me. I am very sorry. Look at me.

There's nothing to be sorry about.

Look at me. I felt your pain.

You scared me a little. I know.

I know. Me too.

It's not really totally about her, though. It just occurred to me somewhere

the mix of the soup of today, the irony of being, and I'm not nearly as close to

her as Dennis, the irony of being in her intervention.

I think

that

Bethany hasn't really recognized how much she is in pain and probably.

fatigued by all this grief.

Okay, Lou's back.

Thank you, Lou. Come join us.

I wanted to leave, but I couldn't leave.

Standing on the curb outside of the restaurant, I thought, am I going to

away all this hard work and the sobriety and all that for them?

That's what got me back in. They're not going to win. I'm not going to let them

break me. No, don't leave. Because you're not persona non gratis. You're

dear friend that we are missing. I'm sorry that I'm being seen in this

restaurant. She's apologized to all of us. I'm sorry about that. And we said

doesn't have to apologize.

I don't know what to say.

I feel terrible. I don't know. You feel terrible? It's okay. Oh, we love you.

Oh, God.

First, I feel terrible. I mean, it started with Barbara and I, and, you

just wanted to talk calmly if we can. Oh, let's talk calmly. You know,

otherwise, you know, how can I?

Please, calmly.

Well, I'm sorry, Barbara, if I didn't, you know, because I love you, you know

that. I'm sorry if I've been wrapped up in myself.

Selfishly, I've been, you know, dealing with what I've had to deal with, which

is a lot.

Not that, you know, Bethany, obviously, you know, the death of Dennis was a

major thing. And I want you to know that I really thought he was a

very special guy and I really liked him a lot.

And I'm sorry if, you know, I didn't want to keep bringing it up, you know,

because I just didn't want to, you know, you just kind of kind of moved on and I

just didn't want to keep bringing it up, you know, so.

I'm not mad at you. I want only the best for you. I want your sobriety. I want

you to go to your meetings. I want you to do yoga. I want you to be successful.

I want your cabaret to be good.

I want your love. I like your kids.

I'm not mad at you.

That's it. I'm just sitting here doing me, and I took on. I bit off a little

more than I can chew, and I'm not complaining. I'm just digesting it

So today, I vomited it all out.

I don't know what came over me. I do know what came over me. A mountain of

insufferable comments combined with the fact.

That strangers have been kinder to me about Dennis passing.

Strangers. All the receipts just piled up like in one pile. And I went, you

to make a change. I am making changes all the time. You have to make a change.

Every single day. Right. Well, you have to really receive this. It's not that

we're looking for some little pill right now. I'm just kidding. I hear you.

Sometimes the band -aid needs to be ripped off.

Okay. I give up. I'm sorry.

Will you take your foot off my head now?

I'm going to give you a hug. I care about you. I love you. I want you to be

happy. I really don't have any ill will.

I don't. I don't. I really don't. I just care that you are okay with me. I'm

okay. I released it. Thanks.

I would say maybe she'll change, but I don't know.

I don't see many leopards walking around with no spots.

We keep saying that you liked being infamous. Well, I'm going to be in the

infamous club. This was embarrassing.

Well, everybody had a dinner and a show.

Cabaret life. Life is a cabaret. It is not. Life is not a cabaret.

Coming up.

The dance party in Miami.

Oh, my gosh. This is great.

Are the other girls home, or we got home before them?

No one's home?

It's just us?

Wait, wait, the other girls stopped off somewhere?

Oh, God. I was looking really thin and lean and mean, and now, jeez.

Is it just us?

Who's here? Who came home in your car? Just the two of you? What? Where's

Melanne? She went to bed.

She's home? She went to bed? Yeah.

My clock is punched.

What are we doing right now?

We're going to dance now with Chinsley and I. Are we having cocktails, dancing,

going to bed, or just have a bath? We're going to do it all, baby. We're going

to do it all. I got to change and pack.

What time is it?

On this night, I just want to go to sleep, wake up, and see my daughter as

as possible.

Chinsley, I love the way you dress, but that dress makes your breasts look flat.

That's true. Where are your boobs?

And I spent like $3 ,000 on this outfit. Then you overpaid. Okay.

There's something that doesn't track because...

Everything in Tinsley's closet on this trip, everything's brand new. And I'm

talking TJ Maxx brand new. I'm talking like Madison Avenue.

I'm a math doer, and it's not adding up to me.

No, no, no, no, no, no. You got good nipples.

Whoa,

Tinsley. Whoa, whoa. Who is that girl who couldn't show her body for shit?

These trips are great for us because we can really get tense. But in the end, we

work it out.

The dance party in Miami.

I mean,

I'm only going to bust out my super moves like when I'm with the girls. And

after like a heavy dinner like that, I have to like start to do my drop it like

it's hot.

Oh, my gosh.

that you're staying head to toe.

Okay. You need help?

No, it's like everything's swelled. You're so neat. I came in the other

Everything's neat in your life. Neat.

I know.

Okay, just leave this with this. You were brave.

I'm just upset with myself that I got to that point.

I don't think that I... I didn't... Like, I guess I assassinated her

I guess, but I mean...

And it's not about God to do it. She just fascinated her character. By the

I don't want to talk about Luann, actually.

I want to just talk about you.

I'm a little bit drunky. It's okay.

But do you understand?

I just want to say this to you.

It was bad he died.

It's bad, yeah.

It's bad.

Yeah. And I didn't acknowledge it. And you speak about all these other things.

No, it's kind of bad. I just need you to say that to me.

It was bad. It was bad.

No, and when he died. Why don't you ever say that?

I think it's important for Bethany after this explosion.

She's got to accept and acknowledge what has gone on. I think a lot of times

Bethany thinks if you run fast enough, they ain't going to catch you.

But they always catch you.

You're functioning.

You're going through the motions.

You're really highly functional to a point which is almost bizarre.

It's unhealthy. I don't know if you've ever said to me, I'm really, really sad

that he's dead.

He's dead.

I don't want to bring that on you right now. It was bad.

But I'm going to take some time.

I'm trying to get through the holidays. I just want to get through the holidays.

I've gone through the most challenging year of my life.

So this is the time to stitch myself back together again. Like, I'm humpty

-dumpty. I've fallen off the wall.

I don't know why this all happened, and I just, yeah, I miss him, and it was

bad. It is bad.

It's bad.

It's bad.

You too.

What would a trip be if I wasn't the last to arrive and the first to leave?

I always make my mark during the short time I stay.

Everything's a mile away.

Anybody have an extra bag?

I don't know why I feel like I have more stuff.

How are you feeling today? Anything going on? Any situation in your neck?

lots going on.

Bodily -wise?

Bodily -wise, I feel like I've been hit by a truck.

Okay, so let's try to get the truck off of you. Yeah, let's get the truck off of

me. Last night was really rough on me. When I woke up in the morning, I still

had a knot in my stomach.

And these are my friends. This is the way they make me feel about myself.

Pull your belly in. But I don't agree with what they're saying. I love my

and I'm not going to let them ruin it.

Hi,

Barb. I'm in your room looking for your rings. I don't see them, but God,

there's like spray tan all over your stuff.

God, look at this. This is the problem with White Houses.

Oh, my God.

Where are you, Ramona? I'm packing all my shoes, and this is so...

Take the robe. It's so hard to pack everything. We bought these, so take it.

What size is yours?

Should I wear silver shoes with these or black shoes?

What do you think?

Too much silver. We're black. Oh, my God. Those are the same pants you came

I'm actually not going back to the airport. I'm going to the convention

for Art Basel. My girlfriend got me a ticket. You didn't tell me that. I know.

It was a last -minute decision. I'm sorry.

So this is another thing you're doing with your friends, but not with me.

All right. These are your new fancy friends again? It's cold in New York

so why would I want to leave the heat of Miami?

It's our bottle now. Great parties, great people, great friends. I'm

Hi. How are you?

Good morning. Good morning. How are you? I'm going to go. I'm going to go to

Palm Beach now. Are you going right now? Yeah.

I'm just going to get a car. I just want to see my chicken and my doggie and my

mom and stuff.

Bambi was diagnosed with lymphoma.

Hi, baby.

Hi, honey.

He doesn't really have long to live.

He has to have chemo once a week, and my world is crashing.

All right, girls.

Here we go.

Miami won't be seeing the likes of me for a while. I've had my share of

for a very long time. Let's put it that way.

Is there a driver to the center?

Okay, let's just get in. That's the driver?

Woman?

You know, at this point, I'm used to these women. We go through our stuff,

enjoy waking up with them. It's like being cellmate.

Oh, I can't say that. See ya. I'm outta here.

Coming up.

Looking good in there. You ready? Yep. When I say the name of the song to

anyone, they're like, No!

All right, so this is going to be... This, I'm getting rid of all this bed,

I'm going to do a very low bed. I know it's weird the way it is, but I like to

look at the water in the morning. Why is it weird? You're supposed to be facing

the door in your bed. Oh, you are? Yeah. Don't make such a very bad feng shui.

No, and you're supposed to be seeing who comes in and out.

Yeah, it's D -Day, baby.

See you coming down the line there on the conveyor?

Yeah, this is great.

Like Laverne and Shirley in that we're doing the brewery, but it's your shit.

We're selling your shit.

So we need to get the bridge, too.

I think she's here. Hey, how are you?

Awesome. Hi. Good to see you. Hey, guys, how are you?

Hey, Duncan, how are you? Great to see you. Good to see you. Wow, what a great

studio. That's all right, man.

I wanted to like this area. It's great.

The question I have is, I don't see any, like, evidence of John here.

No, John's not. There is no evidence of John here. I don't push it, and he

doesn't push it. It's wild.

And it's been... And it's a maintenance thing. And it's going to be seven years

and more. I've never seen anything like it. So where does sex happen?

Well, he may come over and have sex, and then he goes home.

What?

How do you say... I mean, have you ever called me in the morning where I'm like,

John's... No, I've never heard his voice in the background ever. I don't even

know that you guys are actually in a relationship.

I'm doing a Tinsley.

Yeah. I'm doing it for dry cleaning. She's doing it for bags.

I lowered the standard. Yeah, yeah. No, your dry cleaning's real. You're doing

it for your underwear.

I mean, listen, I can't break up with John because, I mean, I've gotten used

that dry cleaning. For God's sakes, I dry clean my thongs.

That was rough that last night, I have to say.

And after that explosion at the restaurant, I was very, like, relaxed or

the same time. I was exhausted but calm. It felt like I finally had gotten out

an emotional relief and something had changed.

I don't want to have a lot of negativity with Luann. I really, really don't. I

don't have to get this close to the fire anymore.

I'm just like, that's it!

This weekend, she texted me multiple times. Barbara was like, she's manic

you. She's panicked about you. She's texting. But I said, listen, Barbara.

I think that's weird. What you did the other night was, I think, worse than

I did to her, okay, in Cartagena.

You're a lady who just broke your glass in front of me. Oh, I did get a mugshot

over it.

I said, I don't have a mugshot. And she literally dragged... If I'm being

honest, yours was more rogue and just...

Guns blazing, like verbal assault. But she never spoke to me again for eight

months and dragged me through the ringer. And now she's already texting

later? Multiple texts. Okay, so I find that weird. I'm sorry. You're right, I

guess. Dorinda measures something in a vacuum.

This happened, this happened. It's like, no, Dorinda. You gotta put the whole

pie together.

I think Luann's f***ed me more.

And also too, I don't want to be a constant audience in someone's life.

She wants an audience all the time. And I don't want, I don't have friendships

like that where, you know, I'm an audience in their life all the time. You

to come and be my sidekick. Even the intervention was her being, we were the

audience. We were the cow towers. We were catering to her. She was the star.

You were all protecting her.

She was the star of her own intervention. We were still on the

realized all of a sudden, like, I like to punch out. Yeah.

I've punched out.

I've punched out.

We do have to finish a bridge. Do you remember what that bridge was?

One day at a time, keep it cool and we'll be fine.

One day at a time, keep it cool and I'll be fine. Yeah, well, you know, that's

kind of the story of my life. One day at a time.

This is going to be my fourth dance single and I'm so excited about it

when I say the name of the song to anyone, they're like, no!

They love it. Looking good in there. You ready? Yep.

One day at a time, keep it cool and we'll be fine. One day at a time, keep

cool and we'll be fine.

Feeling Giovanni.

Feeling Giovanni.

Feeling Giovanni.

And it feels so good.

I think the fans from my cabaret show, really, every time I walk out in a

they're like, Giovanni!

So I was like, oh my God, this would make such a great song.

One day at a time. Keep it cool and we'll be fine. One day at a time. Keep

cool, don't lose your mind.

I just thought of, you know, feeling Giovanni. It's more of an adjective than

is anything.

It's not even Giovanni anymore. It's just a feeling. Do you like how that

transitioned in? That sounded good. Yeah, very good. Okay, cool. So where

lose your mind come from? Is that from the last take we did?

Or did I just sing that? Oh, did you say that? I missed it. Oh, did you? That's

actually sort of cool. I know. I just made it up. Well,

I think I know one person that might lose their mind.

Do you guys like my new dress? Thank you, Giovanni.

It feels very true, Luann.

Don't lose your mind.

It's awesome.

Coming up.

And I was like, wait.

Did I win?

He didn't move.

You made it. Traffic, traffic.

How are you doing?

You think we're going to pull this off? I know we are. I was an incredible, very

popular aerobics teacher in the 80s. And my big competitor back then was John

Giswald. All right, so if we were to do this.

I want to know what your strengths are.

Well, you saw me that day. I kept right up with the class.

So recently I attended a dancer -sized class, and it was taught by John

So I went right up to the front.

I thought, we're going to do this. We're going to have a dance -off.

People clapped at the end of the class, and I turned to them and I said, we have

something.

I want to bring back the old -fashioned 80s aerobics class.

I want to involve the LBGTQ community.

Oh, I love that. I want to make it a charitable event.

The one that I have a personal love for is called Live Out Loud.

That's what I want to do. It's on the Live Out Loud site, so you're good. And

this is going to be really good because this is sort of a test, and if it goes

well, I'd like to do another one, like do maybe one a quarter and just raise

money for different charities. I love that. We want to restore having a good

time. Yes.

Have you got people that are coming?

Yeah. Okay, good. I want to make sure we sell it out.

And I want to really encourage people to dress.

Yeah. I love the title.

I do, too.

Aerobics in the 80s was very social, colorful, engaging, fun.

Two steps.

Two steps.

All right?

Then you're going to stay fine.

That's right.

So I think to lighten the spirit and finally do something we can all do

together, not have to talk about cabaret, not have to talk at all, just

and dress up.

I feel like we're going to get intimate.

I want to be pregnant.

Hi.

Hi.

He's not just a dog.

Let's go inside right now.

I don't want you to be so out of control on this. I want you to get it together.

This is not healthy for you.

He was everything to me when he was... I mean, it just happened.

Wow. I hope I'm not like this when Coco dies.

Luckily, I was actually there.

Did you have to put him down or he just died in your arms? What happened?

I know he was going through his chemo.

He had just been diagnosed with cancer like about a month or so ago. Towards

end of the night, I gave him three kisses and I rubbed him a little bit,

didn't want to wake him.

Then I went back to check on him 30 minutes later.

Okay, this is major for her not to have any lashes on her makeup not even a lip

cloth Wow

He went to a better place, baby. He wasn't going to get better. And

you just got to let it go. And I know it's hard. I know it's hard, baby. I

you loved him. Or her. Was it her or him? It was him.

It was him.

I know you loved him. He's actually a boy in the movie, Bambi. And like, 12 is

not old for a chihuahua. I mean, my last chihuahua was 17.

Hi. Hi.

I just, I just, I mean.

I have never seen someone this hysterical over losing a dog. And that's

from someone who had a dog funeral. Time to let this boy go.

It's all over me.

Tinsley needs all the stability that she can have in her life right now. I'm

just glad she has that.

Now if I have a kid, I swear to God I'm naming it Bambi.

I don't know.

And I know I feel like I'm going to get another tattoo and I'm going to get

Bambi. Well, you know, you're kind of in a heated moment. You could think that

one through. No rush.

No rush. I think Tinsley might want to rethink naming her kid Bambi because I

did know a stripper once in Miami with the same name.

My mom and my sister are going to do a viewing of Bambi tomorrow because they

waited.

What's a viewing?

They freeze it before you cremate them because if you want to see them again

before. I had to put my dog in my own freezer because it happened late at

I would cry. It's actually a very, very nice closure. They thawed him out.

They thaw them out. Just don't put someone frozen in a closet. I don't

don't know. And how do they defrost the toys? Leave it at room temperature? They

put it in the microwave.

Who wants to hug a de -thawed dog?

Like, what is it, like a frozen meat?

I just don't want you to feel you're alone because I know you're not with

now. Actually, speaking of Scott, he was actually really sweet. I got these

shoes, and I was like, what?

Look at the name of the shoe.

See ya.

Bambi Shimmer Sneaker in silver?

I mean, it's just like a cute t -shirt, but it was sweet. It's called Bambi. I

started sobbing, crying when he said that. What does this mean, by the way?

he's thinking about you, your friend? Well, he loves Bambi, too. I mean, of

course, when Bambi died, I told him.

Sneakers are kind of just another gift.

It's not like a gift you give for a bereavement to someone that you haven't

spoken to for a very long time.

It's a little weird.

All I'm just going to say is that I don't think I can go to the whole

thing tomorrow.

Doesn't mean that I don't love Dorinda. I'll tell her. You're not ready. You're

just not ready. You know, my dog died. I don't think there's nothing I can say.

I need a drink.

Coming up.

She destroys you at dinner, and then you send her a gift. We have an argument in

Cartagena, and you crucify me.

Oh, my God.

Come on, Coco. Let's see who it is.

Hey. Hey. You look so pretty in winter white. Thank you. Oh, my God.

Gorgeous. I love winter white. How are you? Good. You have to get on your tippy

toes. I know. I should put my heels on with you. It's okay.

How's the dating life?

You know what? It's kind of weird. I don't know if it was easier. Well, I

you don't seem to be having too much of a hard time. Yeah, but nothing sticks,

Luann. Nothing sticks. I know, right? Because the older we get, the pickier we

get. Right?

That's it.

The more we know what we want.

Perfect. The more we know what we want. And then it was funny because...

I went to a dinner party, and I sat next to this gentleman, and I liked him, but

just... They always say it's a skin thing.

There has to be that chemical... And I had that with Mario.

Well, how did you feel about seeing Mario in Florida?

Thanks for seeing you. You too.

You look lovely. I do. Well, thank you. Vision in white. You look nice. A little

touch of yellow here.

You know, he and I and Avery go to dinner together. So I just, I saw him on

Monday night, you know, and then he's like kind of melancholy. He's like, you

know, I mess things up with us and I miss my family.

Are you thinking about going back? No, no, but it's just, it's just, I wish I

could. I wish too much has happened. And you know, we're different people.

I don't think Mara and I will ever get back together, but what we had was

special.

But it's good to be on nice terms with him.

But, um.

Yeah.

So have you spoken to Bethany since we've gotten back or texted? No, we've

texting. We've been texting. Well, she's a big texter.

I just feel like I was a punching bag for a lot of...

trauma that happened in her life that night. You know what I mean? No, I'm not

disagreeing. So I'm trying to not take it personally, but it's so hard because

was so hurt.

No, I know. Listen, it took a lot of gumption and guts. I mean, I could not

believe you came back to that table. Thank you for recognizing that. I was on

the curb and I was ready to get picked up and go out. And if I did go out, I

would have drank.

No, I understand.

I don't think these women respect my sobriety.

whatsoever. I'm on probation and, you know, I get reminded of that every

day. This is a scram. I have to blow three times a day.

And what happens if you don't pass it?

They come and get you.

Really? What do they do? They come get you and do what? Lock you up? That's

right. She'll be arrested.

This is the reality of my life.

So try dealing with that.

The thing is, though, what she was trying to point out, and I think she had

valid point, I'm just saying this as...

not to be derogatory and not to like beat you up or hurt your feelings, but

sometimes you seem to be very self -absorbed.

That's all. And that's why she snapped. So maybe if you can, if you can, you

could try to work on that. I don't disagree that I have been self

really have. And I own it.

So anyway, I don't know who's coming, but I told Evan, who's my guy who does

marketing about, you know.

You girls come into my Christmas show. So we have sold out.

Basically,

we support you. We love you.

But we don't really want to sit and see you work.

You don't want to see me work? What do you mean? Well, it's like I don't want

sit at a table and watch you perform. I've already seen you perform. You know

me. I'm very social. And I'm throwing a surprise party for Sonia and Dorinda.

So you can come after your show. Your show's over at 9.

If you can. Well, yeah, no, my show's not over at 9. It's not over until,

at least 10.

You do you. I want to see the expression on Sonya and you're in this place. I

think it's so cool that we're throwing a surprise party for them both. I'm so

excited. Yeah, I know, except that I can't be there. I know. And why do you

to do it on the same night as my show? Because there's no other night to do it.

There's seven days a week, so any night you could do it.

We had a group text where all of us were saying that we really didn't want to go

to.

We've already been there several times. We just want to do something where we

can all have fun together.

So, of course, I came up with the idea to plan a party.

So, sorry.

We love you, but we really don't want to go to the show. We want to hang out and

have fun.

So all of you talked about it, and you're all not coming to my show.

Well, I know.

First of all, it's a Christmas show, so it's completely different from my show

that you saw.

I wanted to celebrate with all of them before the holidays and have a party.

But it's the night of my show, but anyway.

Okay. Of course it's disappointing that your friends don't even want to come and

support you. I mean, it's like your parents not wanting to come to your

play. See you tonight. Ready for the dance party.

Okay.

Wow.

What's happening?

Hey. It's happening.

Hello.

You look bent. I've gone right back to the 80s. Where'd you get those shoes?

Can you imagine? They're amazing.

But I forgot how warm these are.

I think I made a big mistake.

I really don't want to do the class now. Because you know what? I realized

practicing, but I'm not as in good shape as I was in the 80s. I even think I

have an 80s camel toe going on, which is okay.

Hello!

I knew you wouldn't let me down. This is why I've got all the guys.

I knew now what I knew then what I knew now.

I wonder if the guys were all over me. No, what I loved about the 80s is the

outfits. I had so many workout outfits. I mean, I was like the outfit queen.

Who wants to look like this person?

I want to wear this makeup for real life again. I think that's why I was so much

more successful.

Because you know what? You were happy when you got dressed.

I'm very happy in my G -string.

Oh, so Tinsley's not coming because of the dog.

Seriously, for her to greet me at the door, no lashes, no hair, no makeup. Did

you freeze her dog?

She's freezing her dog and then defying it.

The dog is frozen right now.

And then Bambi will be defrosted so that her sister can hold the dog in her

hand.

Okay. Because the fact that her life isn't going the way she wants, that she

Scott didn't work out right now, or maybe never, no new man. Do you really

there is no Scott in her life?

She's spending money like a woman who doesn't make it. When you date a rich

there's an upgrade in your lifestyle.

And when you stop dating the guy, there's sometimes a slight downgrade. We

haven't seen the slight downgrade. So what's going on?

Oh, because I said, are you talking to him? She goes, no.

He knows about my dog died. He sent me a present.

Sneakers that say Bambi. They're Bambi sneakers.

So she can wear Bambi on her feet, I guess.

That's weird.

They're still texting. They're still having communication.

He's sending sneakers.

She's not acting upset that they broke up. So if it smells like fish, it must

fish. I need help.

I heard you guys look amazing.

This is the problem. My daughter said the shorts didn't work. This is supposed

to be loose.

You're adorable.

I brought an extra. I think I could rock this.

Take the crotch thing out.

I used to wear these one -piece things in the 80s. The problem is I left my 80s

body in the 80s.

I like this.

Oh, there she is. Yay!

I'm ready.

I'm ready.

You girls look very good.

Oh, yeah, I was totally working out in the 80s. I used to teach aerobic classes

to the nurses at the rest home that I worked at.

You look like you belong in the 80s, too. I love the 80s. You still have your

80s body, babe.

The fact that I thought this was going to be cheesy and lame and no one was

going to really do it, I could not be more mistaken.

I am upset.

I have to say something. I texted you guys. I want to do on the day after your

cabaret and the other evening out.

A s'mores and whores. I want to do a holiday party because I'm not doing it

my apartment. And I do have a surprise for everyone.

You can dress naughty or nice. I like it. I have always wanted to do a s'mores

and whores party. I like the plan word.

And for most of us, it's not a reach to be whores. Give us some marshmallows,

chocolate, and graham crackers, and we have a fit.

Thank you for the present. You like it?

I love it. You do?

I thought it was really good. It's beautiful.

Oh, good. I didn't know who got it for me. I thought, did I buy this in the

middle of the night?

I thought it was on lunch. It was amazing.

Luann gave Barbara and I these fuzzy snuggly jackets.

And I think it's sort of just a customer appreciation day. And it's beautiful,

and I appreciate it, and I'm not going to knock it.

Wow.

Wow what?

I want to know.

She destroys you at dinner, and then you send her a gift. We have an argument in

Cartagena, and you crucify me.

Oh, my God. You put me in purgatory for 10 months. I'm just invited to the clan

day.

She destroys you at dinner, and then you send her a gift. We have an argument in

Cartagena, and you crucify me.

Oh, my God.

Listen, I bought her a gift for my own reasons, and that's between us, not

between you girls.

This gift for Bethany was for something that she did for me after I got out of

rehab. This was not a gift for her ripping me a new asshole.

So I don't appreciate Dorinda chiming in because Dorinda has no idea.

I'm allowed to bite that big if I want to. Well, I know, but you would think

after you were so hysterical after what she did, you said it was horrible. I was

hysterical? I think I was pretty calm after what happened.

I thought it was pretty calm. You said to me that was terrible. That was

terrible. You were terrible.

No, but afterwards you said it was terrible.

That was terrible. I can't believe she said those things. I can't believe she

brought up. It was very hard. It was terrible. It was very hard what she

Hold on, let me get you again. I don't think that was easy.

No, it was very hurtful. I don't think that was easy. I don't think they're

exactly the same thing. It's not the same thing. What is she upset about? No

matter what Bethany does, Luann will never hold a grudge against her. But for

others, she doesn't hold the same standard of her and Bethany. She

this team, and then there's the rest of us.

Let's start the class.

Let's go. Okay.

Come on, everyone. Let's go in.

worked out to meet people and have fun.

in the 80s.

You should stay in the 80s.

You know, as much as I loved aerobics in the 80s, this is like, it feels kind of

de passe.

I thought the class went beautifully. I think people had

a great time.

this on the road. Watch out, Luann.

I may be all things aerobics next year.

You may have Jovati, but I'm going to have the Fong leotard.

I'm having a surprise party, birthday party for Jovati.

I'm going to have it Wednesday night. A lot of the girls, they didn't want to go

to Louisiana because they've already been there before.

I just don't want you to think you're not included.

Ramona knows I'm going to Luann's show and now she's having a party the same

night. I know you're not going to make it, so here's your invite.

Thanks, Ramona, for nothing.

I told Luann I was going to be at her show, and I'm going.

Right. And Ramona just told me about something at the same time.

Same exact time. Same exact time. Why couldn't she just do it at 9?

That's what I mean. Like, we have to support one another. Exactly. That's not

supporting one another. I'll talk to her. Look, we've all been to the cabaret

over and over. I get it. But it's not nice to go and plan an event at the same

time. Oh, no. Only Ramona would come up with this idea. This is ridiculous.

You're having it at 8 o 'clock, the exact same time as the cabaret. You

have your thing that's very special for us kids at 9.

I can't.

Why? Something very important that you'll be very excited about. Well, I'm

to be backstage with Lou.

Then we'll come to you.

Well, then. You're doing that, like, so sneaky. Like, ooh, it has to be there 8

o 'clock sharp.

I'm having a party for you, okay?

So you're coming.

Now, Dorina doesn't know yet, so don't blow it. Okay, I won't tell Dorina. You

blew it. I didn't blow it. Yes, you did.

Really, Barbara?

Maybe she did.

Ramona's not having a full -on party on the night of my show. You know, if you

don't come, that's one thing. But to actually throw a party? No, I

Guess what? She could have picked any other night.

Do you know what I'm saying? I mean, how much more can I take? No, no, no. I

agree. I agree.

That's f***ing mean.

I agree. I didn't think the surprise party was a good idea. I thought it was

blatant... F you to Luann.

This is an amazing night. We all need a release. We've all had an interesting

couple of months. Why don't we all go make a toast to you at your cabaret.

Everyone's going to give you a hug, wish you well. You go do your work. We'll go

to a bar and get buzzed and dance and have fun together.

We'll do both.

Yeah. Yeah. It's showing support, which this group loves so much.

Showing support. I supported you. You didn't support me. I supported you. You

didn't support me. Support me. Support me. They could support her. Go early and

support her.

So come at like 7, 7 .30.

I'm cool with that.

All right, this is good. Everybody wins. Perfect. Everybody wins.

Next time on the season finale of The Real Housewives of New York City.

I would have passed away.

I just don't like to be played.

You only get away with bullshit in the city for about two years. Ding, ding,

years are up. There's something amiss. You're still involved with Scott.

I'm joking.

Merry Christmas!

Careful!

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