Original subtitles

Previously on The Real Housewives of New York City.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

This is going to be the sickest Halloween party ever.

I'm going to stay here next week when I move.

No. I'm moving next week, girl.

What? What's going on? What are you talking about?

Scott and I broke up. Hi. Hello. How are you?

If Bethany's upset because I said you should have given me that room, then let

her be upset. I don't give a shit.

Bethany, Bethany, Bethany.

Can't say this to me. You really should just be finished with the whole Scott

thing.

I plead guilty to being fabulous.

The only thing I'll settle for is more.

People call me over the top, but lately, I prefer being a bottom.

Game set.

Now, I need a match.

When life gives me limes, I make margaritas.

If you've got a problem with me, it's your problem.

Hello?

Gary? Happy Halloween!

I'm your psychiatrist.

Oh, my God. You're everything.

You're fabulous.

You look great.

Look at her.

Oh, my gosh. What are you supposed to be? Well, I'm going to do cuts. I'm an

escapee patient. Of course you are.

I'm performing at this big party, and this is not just any Halloween party.

is totally tricked out to be a hospital. You feel like you've entered the insane

asylum. We have to start with your hair and makeup and get you all set for your

big performance tonight.

Don't let them pack up any of my Halloween stuff, okay?

Okay. On top of it, I got a dress for a Halloween party.

It's like at an insane asylum.

Oh, gotcha. The people are going as nurses.

Or I could wear this. I mean, I do love sequins. And if everybody else is going

to be in sexy nurse costumes, you might as well do something more original.

Hey, son.

I don't have it together yet because I'm waiting for my nurse's outfit. Oh, wow.

Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween, son.

I can't wait to see Bethany. You know, maybe she's wearing like garters or

something hot.

I can't wait. If she comes like that, I'm definitely going to drink and suck

face off.

I'm just an angel, right?

Because it's a hospital theme.

Did you see the Kardashians today?

No. All five of them are angels.

Jesus. Christ. This is effectively what I'm wearing, only she's 40 years

younger. I can't wait until there's a side -by -side of me next to Kendall

Jenner.

My outfit is cute, but we have to put this headband on, too.

When was the last time you saw a nurse wear that? I don't know.

I don't really, I haven't seen a sexy, slutty nurse in a while.

I'm a little nervous.

Are you?

Well, you know, I got to remember all my dance moves.

Oh, how many dancers do you have? I have four backup dancers.

Do you really? Yeah, they're hot, too.

Really cute. Since I started the cabaret, my appearances, like Halloween

appearances, are kind of stepping up.

Right and left and hip circles.

Go to the knee. Two, three, and leg. For the performance, I really wanted it to

be, you know, nurse gone Madonna.

Barbara kills it with this costume. I don't even know who Slash is, but she

definitely looks like Slash.

Oh, my God.

I'm the first one here.

I'm trying to do the 15 -minute late cool thing.

And in a surprise to no one, I'm the first one here.

Luann's at 11.

Luann was originally at 1 .30.

I can't. I got my kids.

Luann sent out a group text saying, because I know you all don't want to be

so late, I'm performing at 11.

All right.

11 o 'clock on a Tuesday.

Sure.

Wave it in.

I find it a testament to her sobriety if she can be this soon in, in an

environment like this. This is where alcohol was born to live.

Remember, you got a girlfriend here, and it's me. My God, I had to stick his

tongue back in his mouth and sew his mouth up.

Jesus. Try to be discreet.

Try. Are we going downstairs?

Didn't the event start?

I need five minutes, and then we're going to go down.

Another five minutes? How do you do this, Luann? Two minutes. What time is

The party's going on downstairs. All our girlfriends are there waiting for her.

We need to go downstairs.

We better just get out of here. What?

Okay, let's go.

I'll be there.

It's perfect.

It's a little Michael Jackson -esque.

It's going to be so fun, though. So different from the cabaret. I know.

Right? Totally different from the cabaret.

Hey, we're staying up. She's at Omar's.

Ramona does not fool me at all.

She is at Omar's. Social climbing.

Period. I'm not surprised she's at Omar's because it's a great restaurant.

I would rather be at Omar's.

to say hi.

Like, just come out of your restroom. Hi, how are you guys? I love you so

I'm so happy you're here. Thank you so much for coming. I got to go. I got to

my tra -la -la -la -la -la -la -la. Don't worry, Mipha. So, can I ask you to

hello, bitch?

You know what?

We know, like, big stars sometimes make people wait.

I'm like, this is too much.

Coming up... Our favorite person, Harry.

Oh, really? She's going to leave us a truck to Harry?

Let the show begin.

I'm ready.

The energy definitely increases when Luann comes out to sing her two songs.

I

am

no J -Lo.

But, you know.

I think I did okay.

I've had several drinks,

danced my face off, and saw Luann. We've done our duty. It's time to go.

had to go home because Brynn was at home. Did she see the show?

I don't think so.

Brynn is up waiting at 11 o 'clock at night. I'm here. I have to move again at

in the morning. I know.

Is Bethany going to go home and watch her daughter sleep?

Because it's Halloween. It's 11 o 'clock at night.

I mean, isn't the kid sleeping?

I love this.

It's cool, right? Keep it.

Keep it for late night.

Keep it for late night.

Nurse Lou, going back to my roots.

I'm going to get some more coffee.

Yeah, I'll make you one. You know, I'm worried for you to be finished with that

stocking. It's yoga for the mind.

That's what they say.

Really? I'm almost done.

Mommy, I still can't believe that I was part of the Big Apple Circus. It was so

fun for me.

It was like a dance recital, which you never had. I know. Being on stage, you

did so well.

Here, we can use my mugshot. Good.

That's what a mother wants to see.

I love them so much.

I gave them to Luann. It didn't go over that well.

I have a present for you. You do not.

Oh, get the hell out. But look.

Oh, no.

It's me and you. Oh, no. These are horrible.

These are amazing.

But I don't want to see this picture in front of me. I thought it was funny.

Your sense of humor sucks.

She said that she's warming up to the coasters. She kept them. At first, I

she was going to throw them away.

But I was so excited about doing it and so emotional about doing it, and it hit

me that Dad would have loved to see me, like, in the center of the, you know,

the ring.

He would have loved it.

But it also, you know, it did hit just about, you know, Scott and stuff, too.

And I just lost it.

I was so surprised because I thought you were so happy and you'd be on a high.

because you just had this successful thing, but then you just went, like,

I know.

I'm trying to act like everything's okay, that I'm relieved about the

but in all honesty, I'm not.

But I figure that if you're going to lose it and be so hysterical and

you might as well do it looking like a clown with a big bow on your head and,

like, pink cheeks.

It would be nice to have had a boyfriend there. Yeah. To, like, be... To share

it. The circus, it's supposed to be fun, and there's children there, and all

these things I'm not getting right now. I don't have a family, and I'm not right

now in any position to have a family.

That makes me sad, too. Don't say that.

made me believe it wasn't respectful of the situation in your life where you if

you wanted a family you need to start i'm not i'm not i just i mean i just

keep putting pressure on myself it's like i already got the time cup going i

know that this is what i want but i'm not doing i'm not having a kid without

having a husband and stuff i don't want to give up on my dream of having it the

way that i want to have it You know, with the husband and the house and just

family and someone to share my child with, you know, other than my mother.

Like, not normal.

Look, right now I need to, I don't know, my mind's been distracted.

Cindy, it's true. Your focus has been Scott.

I've seen it. And now that we're not together, I need to start to be back to

girl that I used to be. And that is doing things like volunteer work with

hopefully attracting another man that will want to be around that.

Well, Sonia told me that you, you know, would have all these men happy. I said,

well, send them her way.

Sonia's going to take them first. Don't you worry.

Coming up.

I dislike this place.

Really? I hate it.

You hate it? And I just felt like I kind of died.

You've got a little candle wax on your shoes. It really is. Candle wax. How did

you know that?

Because you're from London.

We're going to have a little candle wax on your shoes. That's normal when you're

from London.

Hi, how are you?

Thank you.

Hello. Hi, how are you?

Hello, hello. You look beautiful as usual.

Oh, my God. Hi, how are you? Lovely to meet you.

Thank you so much. I have the same hat. Love it. So Carolyn, I know from the

Hamptons. Yeah. And she's like the younger set.

Yeah, she is. Oh, she's the junior committee?

No, she's the regular committee. But because I want to stay as ageless as

possible, I decided to hang out with younger people. It just seems because

looking so good for my age, these men and women approach me that are in their

30s and 40s. And you know what? I like their energy. They make me feel younger,

so why not?

All right, so let me tell you why we're all here.

So Bre found out about me through Safe Horizon, which is for domestic abuse

women and children. And Bre Charity, New York Loves Kids, is all about sexually

abused children, which is horrific, okay?

I'm getting chills as I talk about it right now.

Do you want to share your story? I don't know if you want to get too personal or

not. Yeah, no, I...

Basically, I grew up in Saratoga Springs. I grew up speed skating, and

was 15, another skater moved to our town, and he started molesting me, and

went for months and months and months.

When he found out that you were voicing this, did he contact you and apologize?

No. So I shared my story, and the next day in the Chicago Tribune, Andy

admitted it to an inappropriate sexual relationship.

but because of the restrictive laws statute of limitations statute of

limitations no you can't touch me but you know what the good news is you're

bringing awareness and people will start talking about it yes and then maybe

some child or young adult will say you know what there is protection i can come

forward and i won't be ostracized the best part of this charity is brady is

passionate about changing the statute of limitations because children

don't want to come forth the first few years. It takes them maybe 10 years

when they feel more comfortable within themselves and have the courage. So this

law needs to be changed.

So Brittany, can you help me with this charity?

Just be involved with it. Just show up. And I said, you know what? I'm not just

going to show up. I'm going to find a place. You're going to bring it. We're

going to host it. I got to employ my girls, my gals. And we're going to help

make it happen.

Bridie knows I'm an influencer.

I have a lot of friends who support me and will support any cause I believe in.

So we want to get more recognition for the charity and make it grow and become

significant charity.

She calls you Birdie, by the way. She calls you Birdie. No, but I have,

a million derivations.

Bridie, just get her name right, Romina.

Okay, Romina?

Get her name right.

So basically, I came here before and I met with a manager.

We're going to take over this whole back room. This will be like the main area.

There's going to be some silent auction items, right?

Yes, a silent auction. And we decided to do $200 a person. This is just the

start. She can snowball this, and she's always cared about this particular

cause. But we're all going to do it together. We're seniors.

Well, you can just exploit us. And I do children, too.

I do children. You do sexual abuse.

We might not be the most eloquent, but we're passionate.

Yes.

I'm excited. Welcome to my new home.

Here's a little homewarming gift.

Oh, thanks.

Sit down. Sit it down.

It's beautiful.

So, I would love to see the place.

I didn't bring anyone to see the apartment, including John or Hannah.

I wanted to see the apartment through my eyes and my eyes only. I didn't want to

hear what they didn't like about the view or maybe this would be the day.

Because I wanted it to be all mine.

And it's all mine. First thing.

In 25 years, that's all mine.

I'm going to do a square, you know, rectangle table.

A dining room table.

So I'm going to do a long couch here.

Color? Like an emerald green velvet.

And then I'm going to do a shorter one here so you can actually walk through

still here. Okay.

So you got a lot of closet space here, huh?

If really.

Then this is the third bedroom.

Three bedrooms. I guess we're going to start a family, huh?

Yes.

Past a certain age, people should not be allowed to be married.

It's for the young.

They have tolerance, they have dreams, they want babies.

You get to my age and it's just the opposite. I don't even want a plant in

house. We have his and hers.

Where do you want me to set up my stuff? On the left?

Let's just hold off on that for a second.

If John and I lived together 24 hours, 7 days a week, it would affect our

relationship. We'd have like a 2 ,000 -square -foot apartment for 12 ,000

-square -foot of personality.

You know what I mean? It just wouldn't fit.

What do you think? I think it's great.

You can have a side table, and you'd definitely put the TV up there.

And then you wouldn't need, let's see.

You're right. I think I do like your bed. See?

We're back in bed together.

I've gotten very independent.

It's good, right?

So what do you want to watch?

And maybe in the long run, that's not going to work for him.

When was the first night you slept here?

Last night. I slept horribly.

Oh.

Horribly. I know why.

Why?

Because I wasn't here.

You're never here, John.

Stop. You never sleep at my place. What are you talking about? I'm having my

clothes shipped back in.

I'm going to get my own closet. I have my own sink.

New chapter.

I'm just going to make it mine.

Aw.

Coming up.

Why is she constantly making these digs at me? I'm going to finish slow. I'll be

there for the next intervention, God forbid.

Hi. Welcome. Hi, how are you? Good. I think it's four of us.

Oh, great. Okay. Thank you.

So there's four of us. That I think we'll get. Great.

How's a little more different?

Hi. How are you?

Good to see you.

Do you want a drink? What are you having? I'm having like a mezcal drink,

they have frosé. They have all kinds of fun concepts. With the mezcal? Yeah,

yeah. I got it not too sweet. Perfect. Okay, perfect.

How are you? What's going on?

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. How are you doing?

Good. This is strong.

Have you tried it yet? I need one. I moved this weekend.

Oh, God, how's your place?

Do you love it? So there's two bedrooms that are not that big, but then it shuts

off, and then it's my area.

And I'm not doing this, oh, I'm going to make this room where people come visit.

When people come visit, they can go to a hotel. Yeah, no, exactly.

I want my life to be efficient and about me.

Good. I'm not doing anything for anyone else.

Good. Never, ever. I didn't either. I mean, listen, I'm not going to be a

but I will be if you want to stay with me.

This is insane.

What is it?

It's moonshine, effectively.

I like it, but I'll be on a stretcher.

Look at her.

Because it's got a little bit of southern in it. It's got a little adverb

Hi. Well, I have a shiny razor.

Hi. We are?

Yes. This is like the outstanding table where I want to be.

You love a tower.

Loanne texted me and said, sorry I had to leave. I had to let my babysitter go.

And she texted me and she said, sorry you didn't make it.

I heard your costume was over the top.

I was like, is that a compliment?

When you mean over the top, do you mean fabulous?

She was in blackface last year in an afro.

Yeah. She loves to take an insult and wrap it in a bow.

Luann is the master of the shiny insult.

I just wanted to ask, are you inviting me for a drink?

Or are you going to wait until I leave and then say I didn't pay half? I want

get that clear before we start.

And we've all had 20 -something years. Absolutely.

But not, you know, introduced to the children.

I'm not introducing them to the children. I know, because you have none.

Do you all have in mind what you want to do with your lives or what you want to

be? You want to be a model?

Are you tall? Let's see how tall.

So, and you said how old were you?

Oh, you have plenty of time.

And you know what? Losing weight is easy. That's the easy part.

It's the most gorgeous insult you'll ever receive. Oh my God, thank you so

for that beautiful insult. Thank you. You shouldn't have, really.

I didn't even stay that long because I left after Luann performed.

And when I saw her, she said, is Bethany here? I said, no, she had to go home

for a break. She's like, what, to watch her sleep?

To watch her sleep? Yeah, to watch her sleep.

your kids every night to go out to nightclubs? I don't do that.

Why is she constantly making these digs at me? She's making a dig at me. I told

you she made it. She made that dig too. There was that dig about your room.

You have an empty room tonight because Madame Bethany is coming tomorrow and

you're saving that room for her. Why is she doing little digs on me? I don't

like it. Because she only lives in the moment. There is no history. There's no

self -awareness.

It's all about what's happening now.

And now she's all cabaretting the countess again. She's faultless. It's

what you did to me.

Luann is not obtainable as a friendship right now. It's a one -sided deal.

Bethany has every right to be annoyed because for some reason, Luann is being

snarky. This girl is your advocate in all ways.

And you're going to start being snarky with her? I don't know. It seems a

bit self -destructive to me.

I think she has delusions of grandeur. Yes, delusions of grandeur, and she's

surrounded by groupies that fan the fire.

Why is she making these digs at me? They're like three now. I'm getting my

chalkboard out, and I got queen bee number one in the Berkshires, number two

with costumes over the top, and number three that was, oh, watch my daughter

sleep. I'm already at three, and my temperature is rising. At five, it's old

school. I'm going to finish slow.

I'll be there for the next intervention, God forbid.

My gosh, I still have a lot of stuff here, actually.

Where did you put that stuff?

My God, that guy scared me.

I'm going to put this right here so it scares him.

I haven't seen this apartment empty since I bought it in 2001.

In 2005, I moved out and moved to a townhouse with Richard when we got

So Hannah and I only moved back to the apartment because life changed

drastically and not for the good.

Hi. Hello.

Finally. Mom, it's snowing like crazy.

You look great. Give me a kiss.

So? Oh, my God. This is so weird seeing this.

How do you feel about it?

I don't know.

Well, I haven't sold the apartment yet because...

I might take some income out of it by renting it, and then maybe Hannah and

whomever can move in there and have a baby.

No one goes there.

But why keep that here? That's all I want to know. Well, because I was up

the other day. No, no, no, but like of all the things that you could keep here.

Because I came up here the other day, and the Halloween stuff was 70 % off, so

grabbed them for next year.

You have to retire soon, Mom. Like, you can't put all of your money into

decorations. Yes, I can.

It's so weird being here.

Right? I mean, we had good times here, but we had sad times here, too.

I honestly, I dislike this place.

Really? I hate it.

You hate it? Yeah, I hate it. Like, before, when I was younger. Don't say

No, when I was younger, it was a different place. And then this is where

went, like.

right before everything happened, and I, like, didn't want to move forward. And

I felt so afraid. I just came here and stopped.

Stopped growing and stopped becoming and stopped moving. And then I just felt

like I kind of died because I was so scared.

No, I did. Like, I did feel that. I know. It's hard.

We didn't move back into that apartment because of a happy experience. We moved

back there because Richard died.

And you do things you probably shouldn't do. You go out and you drink a little

too much and you avoid.

And we did a lot of grieving in that apartment.

So God bless it. It housed us.

But it wasn't the best of times always there.

Now that I'm not here, I feel like an entirely different person. Do you know

what I mean? And we were also on top of each other.

We were fighting all the time.

Because that happens.

I know. Listen, believe me.

There were times where I was so exhausted that I wanted to go home. But

when I got here, it became a little bit of a prison for us. We didn't know how

to. That's it. We didn't know how to get out of it. That was right. And we would

just sit on this couch and just like every day do the same thing over and

and over. Because we were surviving, Hannah.

You know, it was not a happy time for you. But I sometimes feel like it was,

like, of our own making.

Well, Hannah, someone that we love very much spent six months dying.

Thank God I had the apartment.

Thank God I lived there. But it's time to just let it all go and start fresh.

And I know in my heart of hearts, I know in six months, this move is going to be

the beginning of so many wonderful things.

All right.

All right, sweetheart.

I love you. I love you, Mom.

You probably shouldn't even have to come up because it brings evoked sad

feelings. No, here's the thing, Mom. It doesn't evoke sad feelings. It evokes

happy feelings because I feel like, holy fuck, we've only come so far.

Good. Let's have one hug for the apartment.

It was good to us. This counter was good to you. The stove was good to you. No,

it was great when we were little. But when we came back the second time, I

wasn't sorry. Well, I was never little. I was always growing up. No, you were

little with me. You're still little.

You were little then and you're little now.

Coming up.

I love lots of birthday parties. Great, just meet my good friends from my party.

That's bullshit.

Hi.

Oh my God, everything looks so pretty.

Hi, how are you?

Did I check my coat, please?

Okay, I'm just checking myself out. I feel like I'm having a baby. I'm a

nervous.

Everything smells so good.

Okay, you know what? I'm going to wait for the less fattening things.

I'm just going to have this. Yeah, I'll have this. I already touched it. Okay.

Get over here.

The setup is stunning.

The fact that you added a third bar, the one, two, it's fabulous.

This is so exciting. I'm so glad.

I spearheaded this event. I found the location, the donations, the auction,

timing, the date, the people, the tickets.

Wow. I'm so proud.

Why is it taking so long to drive in New York City on a Thursday night right

now? Are we 1 ,000 % not able to go to Ramona's? No, you have to be there at 7.

I have to be at the red carpet at 7 .30, so you don't think this is going to

work? I really want to make Ramona's charity event.

and the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, but I was invited before I was invited

to Ramona's charity, so I committed, and I know I'll catch for it, but I'll take

it. I'm wearing a rubber dress. It's going to slide right off.

Ramona's event was a charity event. Could you imagine me walking in like

Dorinda, come in the photo.

Hey, Gorgeous.

Thank you.

How beautiful.

Did they arrange everything? Amazing.

Yeah, wait. Are you wearing Sonya Morgan?

You should copy this.

It's an old Givenchy.

You look stunning.

It's an old Givenchy. I have found so many great dresses since I've moved.

Dorinda looks amazing tonight.

And I know the feeling because when you move to a new apartment, you find things

you didn't know were in the back of your closet. And she's so skinny now that

she can wear her skinny clothes.

It's a great feeling.

Anyway, I texted Bethany, and I wished her a happy birthday. We had a nice

exchange.

Hi, how are you?

But more importantly, I said, can you come by here for 30 minutes? Hi, girl.

Hi, girl. The dust blew in. I didn't know you were going to be here. How did

have time?

Of course I'm here. So I was just actually talking about Bethany. I said,

you just please come by just for 30 minutes? Like I said, even if it's just

before the charity starts from 6 .15. For 15 minutes, pop in. Right.

I can't.

I'm not going to say mad. It makes me sad.

You looked like you could hit the runway.

Well, that's very kind and overly generous, but I will take it.

She didn't stay for the Halloween party.

You know what I mean? I was going on stage, and I feel like she could have

stayed 10 more minutes. I mean, come on. Ramona didn't even come.

Bethany was there from 9 o 'clock on. Bethany was there and she showed up. I

think she wishes that not an event, but that you came out and said hi.

No, because I was getting dressed for my performance.

The best thing that Luann could do right now is do what every other diva does.

They just say, I didn't mean to miss you all. I couldn't find you.

Don't be defensive.

That's not the answer. You needed to come over and kiss our rings.

We're divas too.

Oh, you say hello.

I'll say hello.

Harry, would you say hi?

Her favorite person, Harry.

How are you?

Good, and you?

Good. Oh, really? She's going to leave us to talk to Harry in Dubin? I know. I

don't want to talk to Harry, and she invites him. Does Ramona want Harry?

Harry loves me.

I'd like to take it to another level between me and you. And this is a ring

you. Harry's like an itch I can't scratch, but I can't stand because he's

up. He jumps in a taxi with Luann and she turns to Harry and goes, I'm single

now.

I like the cross. So it looks wonderful on your chest.

You're a kook.

Yes, of course. There's no question. I'm done with this conversation.

I'm not.

I mean, I'll just see you in two minutes.

You just dumped us for Harry?

Yeah, I love Harry.

Why? That's what you've been doing in general. You left the circus to go with

gentleman friend who's just a friend. That's true.

You can't come. You're her performer. That's true. Instead of being with all

us, so you could be with a guy.

It's only 24 hours in a day, and I really want to meet a nice guy. So how

going to meet them if I'm hanging out with them? It's not going to happen.

I double book, okay?

So are you guys excited about coming upstate? Yeah. That we can agree on.

So I'm going to come up early with Bethany at 9, so we'll probably be there

10 .30.

Okay. I'm so excited about my place of stay because it's like a little hideaway

for me. It's like a bird's nest, and nobody bothers me. It's private.

I love the house, and I can't wait to have the girls come and visit me. So I

guess we don't have to stay at your house.

Exactly. Well, I don't have that many rooms.

And believe me, you'll be more comfortable in a hotel.

Feel free to help Bethany and I celebrate our birthdays. Because I'm

not going to get there until 5. Feel free to celebrate your birthday.

My friends are taking me out for my birthday.

Where? At Scarpetta. Scarpetta. Oh, okay. So are we invited?

No. We're not invited. That's what I'm talking about.

Not invited.

Excluded. When you gave the list, did you include it? I didn't do the list.

was from Lucia. I'm friends with Lucia.

We're going to have such a fun birthday lunch.

Yes.

That's my favorite place. I wanted to add Sonia if there's space.

No. Okay.

No? No.

Okay. I'm not going to ask. Right.

Those are very close.

So we're supposed to be celebrating your birthday. Is that it? Yeah. With you?

With you or not? Because I love lots of birthday parties. You're going to be

with us. You can throw me a party. Feel free. Just be my good friend. Throw me a

party. I just can't believe Ramona Singer has the balls to say we're not

invited. She doesn't need to tell me to throw a party for her because I'm not.

I want to know why Lucia can have the sense to invite your two friends that

your really good friends.

That's bull.

Coming up.

People are sexually abused as a child. It was a friend of a family.

A friend of a family.

Your good, good friends.

I want to know why Lucia didn't invite us. I want to know why Lucia.

It makes sense to invite your two friends that are your really good

What? That's bull.

It had nothing to do with the list, okay? They invited the people, not me,

I wanted to add Sonia if there's space.

No. Okay.

I have lots of friends, so everyone can't be invited. I'm sorry.

Are we going to see? I want to see the auction items. Yeah. Let's go look.

go look.

Can I? Can I? What is she on, some kind of social climbing thing?

Like, oh, Harry's here, I have to talk. She can't get enough men.

Birthdays are for 10 -year -olds. You know, you get them a Barbie, get them

something sweet and cute, and that all donate $100 so you can get a new Chanel

bag. It's narcissistic and self -serving.

So the whole thing is just off -putting.

Spices and herbs, that's not for you. What could be for you?

Or you could buy something for me, I don't know.

Oh, yeah, I could buy you the diamond necklace.

That's Lou Anne's necklace, and I actually like it. You really design it?

Put it on.

All right.

That doesn't look bad if it was real.

Well, you can buy me this one should you want to buy me the real one. Jesus

Christ.

The boobs can withstand that big necklace.

Hi. Hi. You look amazing. Hey, you. Hey.

Oh, here's the auction. Oh, okay.

Luann, you look gorgeous.

Where are you these days? Are you out in the Hamptons?

No, I'm upstate.

I bought a house in upstate New York in Kingston.

Very quiet and chill. Like us.

What? Like us. Very quiet and chill.

I didn't know you were an item these days.

Well, we never said that.

Never said that. You said we.

Well, I know we've gone out.

We've had nice times. And you just bought her an atlas. This is bringing

memories. Oh, yeah, me too. If Ramona and Harry were really an item, that's

enough to make me want to gag.

I mean, that's gaggable. I gotta go.

Where are you going?

Elton John.

Oh, yeah.

like to thank everyone for coming tonight.

I mean, we did this kind of last minute.

This woman told me, okay, I don't want to cry, but everyone knows I'm about

children and women. Don't laugh, Sonia. It's not funny. You're going to cry

again. Everyone knows you can cry on a dime. I'm sorry. That's not true, Sonia.

Sonia, why are you doing this to me?

Sonia, why are you doing this to me? Because you always cry on the top of a

dime.

Re -adjust and start over.

Sonia, you're upsetting me. You better stop.

Sorry, Birdie. Her name is Bridie, by the way. I know it's Bridie. You called

her Birdie. Okay.

I do.

I know. I'm bad with names. Okay. Stop, you guys.

Get the speech.

Everyone, thank you for coming because because of you, we're raising money for

this charity. We're raising recognition in New York City. Tell the most

important. I want you to speak. The most important part.

People are sexually abused as a child. You say, is it my fault? Did I do

something wrong? You're afraid to come forward. He's a friend of a family. Can

finish? A friend of a family. Can I finish? You can finish, but I'm adding

something. Oh, my God. He's a friend of a family.

It was a friend of a family. You're on the committee.

She's the host. Okay, let's hear it from the horse's mouth. Not the horse's

mouth. I'm sorry.

Bridey.

Bridey. So I told my story for the first time five and a half years ago.

And until people.

are sharing the message and sharing the story, nobody knows.

And what you said before, let her finish. Let her finish. Let her finish.

Let her finish. Let her finish. But the predator is still out there. Let her

finish. Stop monitoring me. It is

true. I mean, I shared my story, and the next day, the man that molested me

admitted it.

And there's nothing that can be done because of the laws.

across New York State, and across the country.

And so until every single person picks up their phone... I am so totally

mortified. I brought 120 of my friends, and they're embarrassing me. This is,

like, ludicrous.

From the bottom of my heart, I want to thank everyone for coming.

But Ramona acts like a bitch. I know, I know. She's aggressive.

She's not talking to me like that. She'll say, excuse me. It's just

Dorinda and Sonya annoyed me a little during the speech, but okay.

You know you were a day.

She calls the girl Birdie and her name is Bridie.

Well, at least we raised the money already. Hello.

You're the one who reached me.

This is, I'm hosting it. I invited you to coach it. Like, why are you

interrupting my speech? After I talk, then you talk.

She and the.

are on their high horses right now.

Whatever. She's probably mad at me now, but all right. We'll work it out.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New York City.

So what do you think of the house?

I'm excited to have you stay with me. Oh, I can't wait for the girls to come

here and see this.

How many times will the words cabaret be said? That's a fun game. My God, that's

the drinking game. We take a shot. We'll be blackout. We'll go rehab ourselves.

We're concerned.

that you're now this big cabaret star.

Yeah. But you can't forget who your friends are. I don't. By the way, you're

sitting in my house right now. May I remind you? You better watch yourself.

I'm sexually fluid.

Like, I'll just take whatever's in front of me. Is that true?

Really? They have to be hot.

I mean, I was a little surprised.

I moved the performance from midnight.

I game!

But you always say you have to get home for Britain. At 11 o 'clock at night,

the child is sleeping.

I'm a mom. I come home. I know that. I'm a mom, too.

Don't talk to me like I'm not a mom. For more on the Real Housewives, go to

bravotv .com.