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Previously on The Real Housewives of New York City.

My dad chose drinking over his family.

You're stuck and angry.

You know what you should do is Al -Anon.

Yeah. I could go with you.

It is so time to sell my apartment.

That's great.

I really, I need a fresh start.

What's with those boots?

At least there's no wrap dress.

Okay, no wrap dress is fine, but those boots gotta go. Barbara's kind of...

Rough around the edges, shall we say? And what was she showing with her belly

button? What's that all about?

Even my daughter doesn't do that. I just kissed a woman for the first time in my

entire life. I didn't know you couldn't call me a boyfriend.

I don't know what to do. I am answering you the best I can. I am telling you the

truth. I'm really sorry.

I'm really sorry. It's not fair.

I plead guilty to being fabulous.

The only thing I'll settle for is more.

People call me over the top, but lately, I prefer being a bottom.

Game set.

Now, I need a match.

When life gives me limes, I make margaritas.

If you got a problem with me, it's your problem.

Hey, hooker.

Hey, hooker.

Hi. Oh, it's you.

Yeah. I just thought it was an everyday person calling me a hooker again. It's

an occupational hazard.

I dress conservatively.

Hi. Look at this rig.

I know. Love it. We're real.

Oh, my God. You're dressed perfectly. I am. All color.

Have you met Albie?

Albie's very cool. Thank you. Hi, Albie. You look good. Have you met her? Yeah,

I saw her, but not like personally. She looks good?

Yeah, she looks good.

We got Albie. We got the ring.

Can I just say, last night was so much fun. It started off sort of pleasant and

boring and everyone, like, worried to touch everything in my apartment, and

the wheels came off. I dare you to kiss Barbara.

Here, here we go.

Oh, we... See?

Oh, my God, Albie. She was kissing a girl last night, and I was just like...

but I never... I wouldn't care, but it was Barbara.

Most people were being pretty honest. Tinsley's got herself in a whole mess.

Users get used.

That's it.

My mom told me this when I was a little girl, right, Albie?

Users get used. And you know what I say?

You marry for money, you pay the rest of your life. That's it.

That's it. She is using Scott to get on her feet again, and Scott is using her

for a pretty girl on his arm to travel with and party with.

It's not a good situation if she needs to get out, but I actually don't really

care. Tinsley and Scott never seem copacetic.

It seems like a strategic operation.

To lock this unlockable guy down.

I kissed a girl for the first time in my life and she can't call her boyfriend.

Do you understand the disparity?

It's just weird.

Who can't call their boyfriend?

It's just a facade. The whole thing's a facade.

I'm getting that now. Abby, what part of Brooklyn are we going to? Part of Coney

Island, I guess.

Near Coney Island? I mean, not exactly Coney Island. Oh.

But it's not far. Yeah, yeah, just six miles from here. He had a 40 ,000

-foot studio in New York. We're going to Brooklyn to see my friend Hans Lohnen.

Hans is very important in the art world. He's in museums, and he's known around

the world.

I own many pieces of Hans' art because I know him for so long. I've been

collecting when I could afford to collect it.

This is where the outlets are.

Costco.

Die.

Die.

So, that was good. Yeah, it was interesting.

It's the first time. It was your first time, too. Yeah.

So how did you feel about your first meeting?

I mean, it was just interesting. I didn't know what to expect.

Elanon is a group that offers recovery programs for friends and family of

alcoholics. I offered to go with Tinsley because I thought it would be

beneficial for her and also for me because I have a history of alcoholism

family.

I don't mind talking about things and sharing, you know, my life and my

and stuff, but I don't like speaking like that in public.

And I felt... Oh, thank you.

You did very well. Thank you. You're welcome. Enjoy.

I felt...

It's really strange and sort of guilty, too, to say about my anger right now

I'm feeling from my dad and this disease.

I feel guilty saying that. It was just in front of everybody that's obviously

been through it in another way.

Sorry, I'm with my tin cup. I'm sorry. I don't mean to not listen to you. Can I

have some more of the... Just sharing a really important thing. I can't really

say how I feel about this first experience going to Al -Anon. It's a lot

sort of public speaking, which I don't love to do.

I'm not sure it's something that I'm going to continue to do, but I'm happy

I made the initial step and tried.

Obviously, you know, just going to one meeting, you need to go back a lot and

learn. And I mean, I feel like, you know, it's something good that I should

to do. I want to get through things, and so if you're triggering something

through your situation and it's helping me, like, get over something with my

dad... Well, is that why you lost your shit to Bethany? What happened there?

What? It's a juggling act, and every day is a new...

That shouldn't be, be happy. He has to accept you for who you are. I love this

guy, okay?

I'm going to assess what happened to Bethany's man.

Let me try at least.

You're stuck in a rock and a hard place, really. I mean, it's like you have your

life with Scott over there.

He's not here. You're in New York. You're trying to do your thing.

And it's a tough place to be. You're like on a high wire act, you know? It's

been really difficult, Scott, because it's been, you know, not living in the

same place. And then also just not feeling like.

He is comfortable with me being this type of person. This person that's in,

like, the public. This person that's hosting, you know, the guest host for

Big Apple Circus. I mean, this person was, like, in.

No.

Why? We're officially done and broken up.

No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah.

So, that's where it is. So, wait a second.

When did this happen?

What? You're broken up?

Where did that come from?

That should be the headline. You're like burying the lead story here. This

happened all just after this dinner. I'm sorry. I know that you really wanted it

to work. I really am sorry. I did, but I strangely feel like this relief.

I feel relieved for you. So after everything that happened at Bethany's

night, when I got home, I ended up calling Scott.

And I said to him, you know, I need more from you.

I just need you to be here.

I don't know, just come to New York. And he said, no, I can't.

So that's all she wrote.

I just feel like we've been so thrown off by the whole situation. I really am

glad that you decided to move on.

Yeah. I mean, you know, it's still, I'm at that stage where it's still, it's not

just like, oh, great.

No, no, no, it's difficult. Yeah, it's difficult. You know, I tried, I tried, I

tried, and it didn't work. So you know what?

I have to move on.

And that's what I'm doing. I'm moving on.

I'm proud of you for going to your first Al -Anon meeting.

Thank you. Good for you. I'm glad that you suggested that. To go to a meeting

and tell your story about your dad is personal.

And it's a big deal. And you should be proud of yourself.

Yeah. No, it was fun.

It's a big day for you. I made some good steps.

You got clarity on Scott.

First day meeting.

Right. Things are looking up. Well, Al -Anon. Al -Anon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I

got the circus on Sunday.

Yeah. Yeah. You're going to be awesome.

Coming up.

Where the f*** am I?

I kind

of feel guilty because he's

been here a year already and I haven't gone out. And everybody, if there's

anybody, has gone here.

Hi. Hi.

How are you? Great.

How are you? Good. I'm Bethany. Nice to meet you. Yes, I know. Nice to see you.

How are you? Well, thanks for having us. This is unbelievable.

So welcome.

Thank you.

Why are the bunnies the signature?

Well, they didn't used to be. I'm more of a bird person, but I am the sign of

the rabbit.

Chinese zodiac.

Doesn't it go by the year?

Yeah. Oh, yes. Well, I'm dog.

You're a dog. I think I'm rabbit.

Oh, good.

Bethany's been there for me, not just in my personal life, but my business life.

I know she's been collecting some art, and I wanted to share Hans Lonen with

her. And I don't do this with everyone.

What do you call this texture again?

Guerrero? I call it cross -hatching.

Cross -hatching. Look at his fabric. Oh, the black and white fabric. I need that

in my apartment.

Yeah, I do too. I have the back of my painting like that.

Oh. Oh, you're on the table.

Wait, this is my favorite thing I've seen yet. That's my favorite thing. Oh,

aqua diamond.

Yes. You have to do a picture with Beeson. Oh, look, there's another one.

there's another one. Look, look here, Bee.

Tinsley!

Yeah. Tinsley is right. No, excuse me.

I know, but how funny that Tinsley back in the day is there. Oh, wow, this all

was really real, you know, before Tinsley turned into a pumpkin. She got a

shot, restraining order, and vanished now.

She would just love to be that princess again. Hunt, how old do you think she is

here? Seriously.

That was in the Hamptons. It was like 10 years ago.

I don't know.

Jesus Christ!

What the f*** is going on here?

Where is that?

Okay, let's take a picture of this normal circumstance.

Everyone loves Bernadette Peters. All the boys do, I think. Just another

day in New York. Everything's everywhere.

Anybody seen Alfred Hitchcock? I'm looking for him. This is Bernadette

and me. She played my cousin in the movie, Slaves of New York.

Where the f*** am I?

Ah! He just did you!

He's like a construction worker over here.

Hi, Coco.

I've never been any place like this, much less an art gallery like this. The

thing is that everyone's acting like this is normal.

Like, everyone's acting like, oh, yeah, of course. There are paintings of

bunnies everywhere and 500 birds that whistle Dixie and want to fuck you at

same time.

Ew! Okay,

don't get them all right.

This is the warning.

Listen, you want some of this?

I think a bird pinched my ass.

Here, look.

I'm a patron of the arts.

When I was in Dubai, I saw those.

Going on.

Dying. That was good.

Sonia's never been more of a Morgan to me than today.

I imagine her sitting with Leona Helmsley with a small cat that's been

million in someone's will. It does legitimize all of Sonia's stories.

I like that color.

Well. Like the Barbie bunny. Could be yours.

I love your pink hair. You're ready.

Are you going to get a proper outfit?

I'm getting an outfit, actually, yes.

And I don't know what.

I'm going to be honest with you. I'm not that happy for you because I'm very

jealous. I should be wearing the outfit.

I grew up as a child coming to New York City. And one of the things that we did

every year was to go to the Big Apple Circus. I am so excited that they called

me to be their guest ringmaster.

To me, it means everything.

It means I'm back in New York. It means I am finally getting back to the place

where I need to be. And I just know my dad would be so excited for me. And

is just all about the circus.

Hey, how are you? Hi, Tinsley.

Shoshana, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. You ready to join the circus?

Yes! So excited.

And your outfit is going to be so cute. I'm not very happy for her about that.

I'm super jealous. I should be in the circus.

Ladies and gentlemen.

My dad would take us to the circus when we were. To this circus? To this circus.

Oh, my God.

This is your ring right here.

So fun. I know. It's amazing.

So this is so cool that I get to be a part of it.

Who is that? Is that the guy? That's Ahmed right there. Oh, my gosh.

In the blue.

Ahmed, show us your stuff.

We're watching you.

Can you give us a little one -two?

A one -two?

Yes. Tell me when you're going to one and I'll two it.

Okay. Oh, my God.

Are you going to do this, Jordan? It's all about holding the legs very tight.

Oh.

Bravo.

It's so amazing.

Are we going to get up there?

Like, technically, that's not what you're doing for opening night, but we

get you up there if you want.

Okay, let's get you in the gear. Okay, okay, okay. I would love to. I wish I

a trapeze artist. I really could have been a good one. I have many talents,

that could have been one of my talents, because I do know how to fly through the

air with the greatest of ease.

Should I go first?

I'll go first if you want me to.

I'll watch you. Okay.

Oh,

my God.

I'm getting nervous watching it. It's not the most highly attractive thing

ever seen, but that's okay. Which way do I start?

Whoa.

I'm coming.

Whoa.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm like dizzy watching you.

Ta -da.

Whoa. You're freaking me out now.

Should I even do it?

I think she'll probably hang for like two seconds, maybe. Ready? Go forward

your feet.

There we go.

One,

two, go.

Oh,

my God, look at you.

You're so strong. I knew it a long time ago I'd be great at circus, and now it's

only confirmed that, come on, I am so the circus.

It's amazing.

Drenda might be trying to outshine me, but guess who's the guest ringmaster?

It's moi.

It's me.

I'm so nervous right now.

I'm going to go sit up here so I can film you. Oh, my God. I cannot. I'm just

not going to look down.

Come on, Tinsley. Only one, two, three, about eight more.

I'm just hoping that they'll see the fear that she has and they'll have to

remove her as the ringmaster and make me the honorary ringmaster.

Oh, my God.

This is so crazy.

Sorry. Yes, I'm OK. But I'm sorry. It's just crazy. I remember like being as a

child, like down there watching. And it's just crazy that I'm up here.

Actually, maybe cry.

I can't do that. OK, sorry.

Sorry. It's a lot.

Just to be able to be up here just feels really special and exciting and just

cool. You know, my dad would just be like, wow, just cool. His daughter's,

getting to do this.

Okay, what am I doing?

You're going to come over to this side. I have to come around? Yeah. This way?

Yeah, exactly. Jesus Christ. Come from behind right here.

There we go. This is Marcella. Sorry, hi. I'm not being polite. Nice to meet

you. Hi.

All righty. Here we go. You're going to hold on to the bar with both hands, your

feet straight. Always keep your elbows straight.

Never try to bend them.

Drum roll.

Ready? One, two, go.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to do some tricks.

I told you.

This is so fun.

I love it. Baby, this is my new calling, and I'm going to be an acrobat.

you're not afraid of heights now because you just swung in the trapeze so you're

gonna be coming down in a lira hoop shut up yeah you're teasing no what

coming up oh my god oh my god

both on the Upper East Side of my local point. I know. I don't get up here that

often anymore.

Tony, you and I have been here before.

Hello. How are you?

Good to see you.

I've been here an ages.

I've been here so many times.

I get thrown out before I get thrown out. How are you? This is Peter.

Good, good.

You ever see the old show Cheers?

That's what T -Bar is. You run into everybody you know and some new people.

I would love to have muddled mint, Tito's vodka, ice, club soda to the top,

three limes on the side, and a straw. Vodka, soda.

What is this? It's a menu. It's not a drink. It's a menu.

I'll have one, too.

Okay. With the muddled mint. I'm going to have a mocktail of some sort.

Okay. Something light and in a martini glass.

Everybody loves Michael. He's an Upper East Side kind of fixture.

He's handsome.

He loves to flirt.

And he's a lot of fun.

Yeah, there's a blast from the past.

Looks like you really got blasted. As soon as you saw him, you were red.

Notice I'm not blushing.

All right.

All right. Don't embarrass me now. Is it my sandbox?

Listen, we're just friends.

We're just friends. We never had sex.

We never had sex. You!

You don't have sex with him.

He's a great cook. That's all I know. Oh, Luanne, don't feel bad.

I'm sure he was good in bed. He's Italian.

What makes you think that I slept with him? We can tell. You turned beet red.

It's okay.

Luanne says she hasn't f***ed him, but we don't know.

She probably didn't.

Luanne f***s everyone, so.

Like a little handjob in the corner or something. I don't know.

I have a feeling they did something.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

How are you? I'm good. How are you? Good. Thank you.

How are you?

How are you?

Good.

Mario's behavior during the split against him because he wasn't himself.

I remember the Mario, Ramona, Sonia days when we were one

big happy family.

I want to get my boobs going like Ramona.

Yeah, I'm telling you. No, honey, you're... We must be taking the same

now.

Am I going to the lion's den? I need to.

I'm tired of fighting the battles. Honey, walk away. I don't need you to

my battles.

I bear gifts.

Really? So, you remember those days back with the turtle time? Look what I found

in the office.

I found some turtles. Oh, my God.

Turtle time.

What are they?

They're for your new house.

And not to mention, I found True Faith jewelry t -shirts.

True Faith!

Do you remember?

Oh, my God!

Ramona is in Brooklyn.

Go,

Brooklyn! Hey, Brooklyn!

It's not so bad!

Wow.

Mario had a midlife crisis.

He went through this really dark, weird place. I didn't even know who he was.

Now, Mario is back to...

The man he was when I married him. And he is charming and fun and great to be

around. So there you go. There you go.

I'll be right back.

Okay. I'm just going to go to the girls.

So, yeah. So here we are. Ramona is like a schoolgirl. She, like, blushes.

She's, like, flirting with him and all giggly and Google -eyed. I was like, oh,

my God.

I'm not going to have sex with someone I would marry.

You're only a marriageable kind of guy.

Don't run.

Well, there's two guys. There's ones that just want to marry you. I guess

just wanted to have sex with me.

So Avery, like a few weeks ago or whatever, she said, Mom, I can't believe

girls in college who are two years older than her are getting married.

I go, you know what, Avery?

I purposely got married later in life.

I waited because I wanted marriage to last forever.

And, you know, we actually had a great marriage for a long time. But anyway,

know what, Avery? You got to go with the flow. There's no rules.

I got a new rule.

Oh, what's the new rule? The new rule is it should be a renewable contract.

What does that mean? Like, you get married every seven years or so. You

okay, are we going to renew the contract of marriage?

I think it's a good idea.

Oh, no, I think what's really important is communication.

Like, you don't wait until things, like, fall apart. You should communicate and

say, hey, I'm not happy because of this and this, and not wait until things

start going to shit, and then you can't fix it.

That's what I think. What's happening over here? I know. We're discussing

whether marriage should be a renewable contract.

No, and I said it should be communication.

I think it's a great idea. Thank you. I think it's a fabulous idea. Thank you.

Does that mean you're renewing?

I have to say, Mario is still easy on the eyes, and he's fun to flirt with. Do

like flirting with him? Absolutely.

Do I want him back? I don't think so.

Mario, back to Ramona.

Yay, Mario.

It's back up.

Have another drink, Sonia. Mario, I love you. I love you.

Coming up.

Don't lie about it. I don't lie.

You know what happens? How many times did I tell you? They gave me the number

61. You know what happens to the donkey that has pay on the right and pay on the

left? You know what? It stops.

Don't look. Because you're not listening to me.

So excited.

Brenda, welcome to the Jewel Suite by Martin Katz. This is the one I was in

before. Beautiful.

You love it? I love it. You know how to set things up.

I knew when I got you. This fall, the group has been like this the whole time.

We can't get it together.

What can make us finally get it together? Enjoy your time.

Bye -bye. Your options are manicure, pedicure over here.

Great.

Someone was asking if they did gel. No gel, right? Yeah, I brought the gel.

Spa day.

I don't think there's anything except the plague that should keep these girls

away. So I guess we'll do the facials here and then we can talk and stuff.

Yeah, I was thinking you're going to do the facial and then also Ramona, right?

I guess so, yeah, whatever.

So, look, here's all the food, too, Dorinda, for Ramona.

Ramona. We're going to have a beautiful spa day today, but I have a little bone

to pick with Ramona Singer because she invited me to the Angel Ball, and I get

there, and she ditches me for bigger, brighter, faster, richer.

Thank you.

62. I'm going to go get my team. Let me go grab my seat before Ramona grabs it.

Good evening.

Ramona's thing. Same as Dorinda, right? Let me do the rest of it. Yeah, you guys

are at the same table. All right, 62.

Oops. Whoa.

Della!

Della, I had the best time with you in the Mykonos. People say I'm an

inspiration. Look at you. This is my girlfriend from Mykonos.

Can I sit next to you? Yes. Oh, I'm so excited. I'm with Della.

I'm at 61. What table are you at?

We're 62, I wonder.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, it's so pretty.

I love so much light.

Hello. Oh, my gosh. I love this room. Like 30 -foot ceilings, 24, whatever.

You know, I actually came and... Maybe this could be my new apartment.

That's what I said. You want to move in? You don't look jacuzzi ready.

Well, I have a luncheon with my bestest friend from France and my daughter's

godmother. So I can't... That's a shame. All right, I'm going to take off my

coat. I'm going to stay here next week when I move.

I'm staying for a week here because, well, my apartment gets done.

When you move?

I'm moving next week, girl.

Well, it's not, listen, I don't want to talk about it too much because I'm just

finalizing the last details of the contract.

It's supposed to be done today, so please pray it's going to get done.

then I want to move.

I'm ready.

I've got to the point where I don't even want to have my apartment cleaned

anymore. You know, I'm like over it. You're over it. You want to move out.

know how that happens? I'm like, no.

I went to see an apartment that a friend wanted to show me, and I just walked in

and said, this is it.

When I make a decision, I don't belabor it a lot, and all of a sudden it's just

done. I'm like that way when I sleep with people.

One minute, I'm like, no, no, no, no. And the next day, I'm brushing my teeth

the bathroom. I'm going to talk to Barbara today because she has been

lot of football.

Yeah. I'm going to talk to her.

Then I'll go to my lunch. You'll be somewhere else. I love you. Let me start

saying I love you.

You didn't tell the truth on page six.

I did. No, you didn't, sweetie.

First of all, I love you. You have to tell the truth. The Page Six article

that Ramona was basically table hopping.

You need to say you're sorry that you ditched me for a better table when you

told me we were going together.

You didn't sit with us. I have to master this. You know what? I'm not going. And

here's the thing you said. Is this a spa day?

You called me and invited me. I never bought a ticket. You called me and

me. I know that. I know that. I said we bought individual tickets.

I didn't. You called me on the phone. I got the individual tickets. You called

me on the phone and said, be my guest. And I was supposed to go with Greg

or John.

I had no control. You took someone else's seat. No, I did not. Yes, you

I did not.

No. They came later, Alan and Maura, and they got moved to Dennis Bosso's seat.

They told me 61.

I had the ticket. I had the ticket. They gave me 61.

Ramona Singer. Same as Dorinda, right? Let me do the risk again on this. Yeah,

you guys are at the same table. All right, 62.

Do you know where 62 is?

Kay gave me a card that said 61.

No matter what. Kay gave me a card that said 61.

All right, 62.

Do you know where 62 is?

Not 69.

Not 69. You're lying.

I'm not lying. I swear on my daughter's life. I'm not lying. I was on the phone.

I saw this morning.

Aunt Tracy.

Ramona doesn't want to deal with it. She wants it to go away. So she thinks if

she kicks the strings and stamps, it didn't happen.

It didn't happen.

It's just going to go away.

But it's not.

Sorry. They told me 61.

All right, 62.

Do you know where 62 is?

I was upset that I went there for you. First, I was upset that you made a big

scene. No. You're going to make a huge big C. I went to your table and I said

this is not cool.

I didn't even want to go. They said you made a big C. Yeah, I did. I agreed to

it. Yeah, I did because I wanted it noted that when I get asked to something

a friend, I love you, but don't lie about it. I don't lie.

You know what happens to the dog?

You know what? You know what?

You know what?

Don't push me. Don't push me.

How many times did I tell you? They gave me the number 61.

You know what? You know what?

You know what?

Don't push me. Don't push me.

Dorinda has nailed Ramona good on this one. What Ramona was doing was social

climbing. The first time she attended this event was the year before.

So she came this year all gung -ho to bop around to all the different tables

left Dorinda in the dust.

don't get so upset but don't ever invite me to an event again where you don't

sit by me and i literally told john not to come because you wanted a girl's

night i'm invited you you're gonna come with me bottom line is i wanted you to

sit with me that's the bottom line okay i never know where those damn tables are

because they never put them in right order right they're all over scattered

point to me the table go straight ahead to back boom hi

You like all decked out.

Where's my hug?

I know. We're coming though, right? You're coming to my circus. No, I am

Yes. I'll give you a hug.

And Ramona. You're coming to circus or you have to work?

No, I'm not here. I didn't even know one person at my table. Thank God I ran

into my London friends. I felt like a jackass.

I love Ramona, but I don't like this side of her. She's just very self

lately.

Hi.

I don't know why Dorinda's accusing me of a liar unless the people who do the

seating saw how upset she was and they lied.

Voila. They lied to Dorinda to put the blame on me to get the cream off their

face, to get the egg off their face. Because you haven't booked anything.

Well, I had to leave by 1 .30 because I have to be on a job site.

That's a bummer. I know. We have this beautiful suite.

But I can get a pedicure or something.

Get a pedicure manicure. I'm not going to be mad again because I'm in my

mode, but it's pretty.

That knowing they had this spa day that Barbara and Sonia are leaving.

It's not like come to Friendly's and get an ice cream cone.

This was a huge endeavor.

Hi. So let me talk to you. I'm just giving you some advice that you need to

connect on. Okay. And then Ramona, I was shocked after she left that place. And

you go, no, I don't like Ramona. Yes or no, do you like Ramona?

I just kissed you.

Okay. Really?

Now you've passed it on. Wow, the good news is I think the feeling's mutual. So

you're all set there. Well, that got back to Ramona.

The best approach is that I tell Barbara right away when there's something wrong

between her and Ramona. Because Ramona will kill you in your sleep.

But you know, Jordan admitted that she didn't like me either.

No, she did say that in defense because she was probably embarrassed of Ramona,

who wasn't even there, by the way. That's not a good policy.

Those are called social faux pas. Just bring it down a bit. I will leave my

bulldozer on the construction site.

How's that?

I don't want Ramona to be upset I'm over it. I just don't want her to tell the

truth. Did you just talk to her about it now?

Well, it was in page six today.

Oh. See, I don't ever see, I don't ever look at page six, but I mean, until

someone tells me I'm in it, and I'm like, oh, no!

Look, I don't know why these girls care about page six. When you're on the cover

of the New York Post, that's when you got to care about it.

My whole mugshot story, that was on the cover.

And that was not good.

Hi. I walked in. Who's coming on Sunday?

I'm coming.

Ramona's coming.

Sonia's coming. Is Barbara coming?

No, she's not coming. It's the four of us.

Yeah. Yeah.

Luanne can't come.

She's in upstate New York, she said, and Bethany has her daughter.

But wait, I said to Dorinda, I know who's going to go to the circus. You

Everyone but Bethany, because Bethany will say, I have my daughter.

And the second person will be Luanne, because she's like, I have to go to my

house. That's fine. You have us.

I love you.

I can't stay mad at Ramona. We've done this song and dance for 20 years.

I just wanted to get it out there and get it behind us.

Wow. Wow, look at this.

How are you, my Lulu?

I'm good. How are you, girl? Good. You look nice.

I'm meeting my daughter. Hey, Lulu.

Hi. Hey, girl. Hi. Oh, my God. Look at this.

Short, you know, popping open the champagne bottle. The spa day is a

feeling. Do you have a couple minutes for me? Yes. I would love to talk to

Sure. Let's do it. You want to do it down here or upstairs?

Anywhere.

So, oh my God, you're going to make me cry. No, no. Listen, I know that we've

gotten off on a hard one. I don't know why, because we've always been so close.

I don't know either, but listen. Let's play that lube.

You want to start playing with colors?

I've got colors here. But I really want to support you. I want to have this

relationship where we can come to each other and we can support each other as

two strong women.

Empower each other.

And I don't...

want to fight with you no i want to reset i do i want to reset can i enjoy

company and i respect what you do and if we have any issues whatsoever i don't

want to yell at each other no do it around all these let's pick up the phone

say and talk yeah do whatever it takes okay thank you for that that means so

much it really means so much i really mean what i really mean what i'm saying

yeah i know it's i appreciate it so much because it's been bothering me

I'm like you. I'm tough on the outside, but I do have a big heart.

Let's not be repeat offenders.

We're done. We leave it here today. We are done. That's good. I appreciate it.

You finally got it. You were used.

I've always been your friend. I'm not the person that was presented to you,

you allowed it to happen. It's like a light bulb went on, and I can tell she

finally gets it.

You know, I'm living here next week when I move for a week. Not here.

Not in this room. Right.

Because I moved next week.

I know.

Wow. Right?

Oh, my God. Look at the terrace. Right? Oh, this reminds me of my old penthouse.

I thought this was going to be closed, but they kept it open.

Holy shit. Right?

What?

What? What?

You got those for Scott.

No, these were mine. I have these. You have a tiny putty. You look cute.

for a spa day.

And he broke up, by the way.

Did you have to tell me that now? I'm in such a good mood.

But we all can bond over this. Tell me more.

The truth or dare triggered something with me about the phone call, and I

want to call him and embarrass him in front of everybody because I just

he's having a difficult time being a part of my life here in New York.

I'm happy to hear that Tinsley and Scott have broken up. I think it's healthier

for her.

No offense to Scott, but sometimes two people aren't meant for each other, and

definitely know that Tinsley depends too much on Scott.

What's going on? What are you talking about? Oh, Scott and I broke up. Hi.

Hello. How are you?

There is never any foreplay. It is literally jam it in, no lube, and we are

started. When?

Not that night.

It did. It triggered, yes, that night. Yeah.

Tinsley is the poster child for breakup. She's like, we broke up.

Ding. Everybody's so happy. I've never seen a better breakup in my life. I want

to break up with somebody.

If I could be like Tenzi, I'll break up with everybody.

That wasn't the right relationship for you. On a Tuesday, it was one thing. On

Wednesday, I get that. You didn't know how to define it because tomorrow it

could be so many different. I get that. Well, awesome. Congratulations.

Actually, congratulations.

I was surprisingly happy about it, but I'm just surprisingly calm about it.

What's interesting about today is I feel a little bit vindicated.

I feel like I can put my I know it all badge back on.

That's great news, Tinsley. I thought I was going to have to get a rope and pull

you out. I really did. I was like, I've got to pull her. I really did. I'm

happy. It's a relief, and I'm just wanting to move forward.

Starting Sunday.

What's happening Sunday? My circuit.

Oh. Well, it's ironic.

The ring master.

I know. Because in this relationship, you were not the master of any ring. In

the next relationship, you're going to get the ring. Wait, did I miss

Are you out with Scott anymore? You broke up?

Oh, I'm sorry. No. It's great news. But still, I'm sorry. No, no, no. You were

right.

You want me to give you a hug?

No, no, I can have a hug, but I'm totally, I'm actually okay.

I really thought Tennessee would just be a hangar on her with Scott.

Scott and I broke up. You did?

Coming up.

How are you, Ramona?

You want to think about it? I'll think about it.

Scott and I broke up. You did?

There's been so many breakups and getting back together and breakups and

back together that... I don't know.

I mean, okay.

Who went out on singles night?

Oh, my God. Ramona, myself, and Sonia. And guess who walks in?

O -Tom.

No. Mario.

Mario.

Ramona can't even believe he's there. She turns bright red. Never seen her

cute in ages. I mean, she was like a little... I heard that he went back.

to his apartment.

Did you hook up with Mario? Did you hook up with Mario? Yeah, absolutely not.

You took him home. You took him home.

A little bit?

No, the only way I hooked up with him is when he came to walk Coco.

He wanted him to walk her pussy is what he wanted.

I stroked his face with cream.

What? But not my cream.

Angel's by Ramona cream.

Is that the only head you stroked?

Come on, no full body massage? Yeah, I'm sure you went downtown too. You can

tell us.

No make -outs?

Nope. That's it, girls.

Sorry you don't get it.

Whenever you're ready, Juan.

So you and Ramona are going to have your nails done.

This is great. You enjoying it? Awesome. Thank you, Jarenda. I feel like a

princess. Right?

How are you, Ramona?

I don't know. How do you think I should be?

I don't know. Are you okay?

I don't know.

You want to think about it? I'll think about it. And then if you decide you

to talk, I'll be here until 1 .30.

And then I have to go to a job site and maybe yell at some people.

Let me know if you want to talk. I'd love to. You love those wrap dresses,

you? I do. I know. I notice.

I really love them.

But you may want to change it up a little.

Why? I don't know.

I actually never have worn this dress before.

Why don't you take me shopping and you can tell me what you like. Maybe you can

give me some advice.

You're now known for the wrap dresses.

The only dress Barbara's been wearing ever are wrap dresses. I mean, come on.

Get some more fashion sense, please.

Well, you know what?

That's not so bad.

Like I said, just change it up. You and I will go shopping, and you can show me

what you like. How's that? But you don't like me, so why would you want to do

that? You know, you're right. I did say something that I shouldn't have said,

and I'm sorry for that.

I would like to get to know you better. But then why would you even say

something like that? Because sometimes you get caught up in something, and you

don't mean what you say. So I apologize for saying that to you.

All right, I accept your apology.

We'll start fresh. Okay, sounds good.

How about a hug?

Let's not get carried away. You don't want to get a hug? Okay, sorry.

I'm on an apology tour.

Who's next?

Take a number.

No hugs? No hugs.

I was just so ready to give it to her big and hard.

And then I couldn't do it because she's like, oh, take me shopping.

Who would think a wrap dress would disarm this conversation?

How about a...

Like a little... Okay, there you go.

Still to come this season on The Real Housewives of New York City.

Welcome to the Big Apple Circus.

Thrust. Thrust.

Now I know why Jack settles for two nights a week.

Merry Christmas.

You bought all this stuff?

I've been very busy getting this house together.

There's a kitchen in the guest bedroom. You can take a shit and cook a souffle

at the same time. What are you doing?

This works for me. That is beautiful work over there.

One day at a time. Keep it cool and we'll be fine. Feeling Jovan here.

I am moving to Miami.

Come on, get your doodle out of my face.

Oh, Ramona has a date coming today. She's very cute.

I bet.

I'm going to knock out. I'm going to knock out.

Did something just break down there?

That looks really scary. I don't know. Is this our car?

Who's the president?

Uh, Clinton?

No.

Um... I want a family. We don't have time to wait for a man to get the baby.

I know. This is my boat!

Don't look at me like that! You don't run gay behind my back ever, because you

will lose me. Everything isn't about you. I hadn't been up there since last

year. Nobody gives a... With Luann, it's almost like she's on this high horse.

I am a cabaret star.

Where am I?

Nobody can rock my boat. Not you or any of those bitches in that fucking

kitchen. Every day it's about you. Every fucking day it's about you. Look at

you.

It's yourself.

Look in the fucking mirror. Look at you. You never chucked in on Dennis. I don't

know what's going on. I don't know what's happening.

I don't know what's going on.

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