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[Screaming in the labour room]

Honey, our baby is here!

Why isn’t my baby crying?

Honey?

Kee: This is me, Keerun Pipittayapongsa.

Doctor, is my baby okay?

Why isn’t she crying like other kids?

[Kee: Mum said I’ve been tight-lipped since when I was born.]

I’ve never cried even when I got a shot.

The doctor said she’s normal.

I told you she’s fine.

She’s tough and strong like her Granny.

That’s why she’s Granny Kimheng’s granddaughter.

Right, my girl? Do you love Granny?

She’s so good at hiding her feelings.

I’m sure she’ll grow up to be a smart businesswoman like me.

Or rather an architect like her dad.

Wait, didn’t you say if it were a boy you’d want him to be an architect…

but for a girl, you’d want her to be an interior designer like her mum?

- I don’t think so. - Right, sweetie?

- An architect is better. - She should be a business tycoon like me.

Kee: I don’t like to express my feelings or put my nose in anyone’s business.

But when it comes to justice, I’m always ready to get involved. I’m really Granny’s girl.

Wow, looks yummy.

Hey, give me that! I want it too!

Come on!

- We want it too! - Give it to me!

Give it to me!

Stop!

Don’t butt in, jerk.

Why are boys like you guys picking on a girl?

We’ll pick on you too then.

♫ I just want to be your bodyguard ♫

♫ Doesn’t matter how tough it’d be ♫

♫ I’m giving it my all, hoping you’ll see ♫

♫ And love me one day ♫

Thanks.

Thanks for saving me.

I’m Pock, what’s your name?

I’m Kee. You’re bigger than them. Why did you let them pick on you like that?

I’m scared.

Are you hurt?

No.

You’re bleeding but you said it’s not hurt? So cool!

Let’s team up and name our gang.

What gang?

Pocky gang!

Okay!

Pock…Kee!

Kee: And that’s the beginning of our Pocky Gang.

Pock has then become my best friend who understands me the most.

[Grade 3 - Grade 9]

Kee: I’m actually not okay with myself being so tight-lipped like this.

But many people seem to like it. The junior girls think I’m cool like the leading character in a manga.

Kee!

Kee, I’m bring you some snacks.

Thanks.

Kee: Even when I was going to be in Grade 10, I still couldn’t fix this habit – until I met someone.

Hey!

Kee: Someone who made me want to stop being so tight-lipped and said I love her.

But life isn’t that easy.

I’ll help you fix this habit.

Thank you.

♫ ‘Cause you’re my first love ♫

♫ And you still are, for no one else can ever replace you ♫

♫ My first love that I could never forget, and the only one I’ve always been thinking of ♫

[School bell ringing]

Look! It’s Kee!

Gosh, she looks so good in a high school uniform.

Wowww.

Wow, so handsome.

[Squealing with joy]

Wow, it’s her!

♫ All this time, there’s only you in my heart ♫

♫ No matter where you are, I’m always thinking of you ♫

Kee.

D..Do you know my name too?

Of course, you’re so popular.

We’re also in the same class this year.

Umm, let me help.

♫ All this time, I’ve been dreaming of you ♫

♫ I can still picture that day so vividly ♫

♫ And this one word that I keep telling you… ♫

♫ I love you. Never forget it ♫

♫ ‘Cause you’re my first love ♫

♫ And you still are, for no one else can ever replace you ♫

♫ My first love that I could never forget ♫

♫ You’re the only one for me ♫

♫ ‘Cause you’re my first love ♫

♫ And you still are, for no one else can ever replace you ♫

Kee: So pretty.

♫ My first love that I could never forget, and the only… ♫ Peem: What did you just say?

I… I mean the tie looks so pretty. You did a great job.

Hey, Peem!

I have to go.

See you then.

Bye Bye!

How are you?

How were your holidays?

You look great in this uniform.

You look great too.

What did you do during school holidays?

Hey, is that Peem?

Yeah, do you know her?

Geez, Kee. That’s Peem from the Rich Girl gang.

If you’re a hot guy in this school, then she’s a hot girl.

Pretty, rich, and smart. Anyone would fall for her.

Wait. Don’t tell me you’ve already fallen for her.

No.

But I wonder why she approaches you first.

I think I can smell something fishy.

How?

Usually, I don’t see her talking to anyone except those girls in her gang.

Maybe because we’re classmates this year.

Really?

But I’m also her classmate. Why didn’t she come and talk to me too?

I think…something is definitely going on here.

Right, Kee?

Huh?

Kee!

Wait for me!

[VITA SQUEEZE]

Kee: Destiny is teasing me by putting me in the same class with Peem this year.

Destiny, please keep teasing me and make her sit next to me.

Please!

Oh, I’m so sorry, Peem.

I’m really sorry.

- Hi, Peem. - - Aww...

Kee. You’re such a good friend.

Thanks for saving a seat for me. Thank you so much.

Kee!

What are you doing?

You…sit over there.

Geez, what the heck?

Students, go back to your seat.

Are you ready for the first day of school?

Please take out your Mathematics book.

Kee, did you make this for me? Aww, my bestie.

Thanks a lot.

Wow, so good. Feeling so fresh.

Kee: Destiny almost got it done if only Pock hadn’t butted in first.

But this might be the best for now.

If Peem were to sit next to me since this very first day,

I would’ve surely had a heart attack because of her cuteness.

Peem,

…there’s something on your face.

Let me…wipe it off for you.

Thanks.

I’ll do the rest for you. You can go home now.

Thanks. I’m going then.

Bye Bye!

Bye Bye.

Hey.

What, Mum?

What’s wrong with your little sister?

I don’t know.

She’s been staring at her tie since she came back from school.

This is exactly like when I had a crush on you, Honey.

Don’t tell me she’s in love.

I don’t think so, Mum.

She hardly feels anything.

That’s right.

Why don’t you ask her, Honey?

Why don’t you do it?

No, you do it.

You’re closer to her.

It’s better if you do it.

Granny, you do it then.

Kee.

Dad, Mum, and Granny are wondering if you’re having a crush on anyone.

Are you?

Of course not.

You’re talking nonsense, Ga.

Are you sure?

Yes.

You sound suspicious. I don’t think so.

Come on, I’m so hungry.

Granny, let’s eat.

All right, dear. Let’s eat.

Okay.

- Let’s eat. - Here, take it.

She looks suspicious though.

Come.

Kee, take this.

Wow, they all look yummy.

Looks so good.

Let’s dig in.

Where’s Peem?

In the dining room, Sir.

Why don’t you read your textbooks, sweetie?

Instead of watching something nonsense like this.

I've just finished studying.

I just want to relax a bit.

I’ve already cancelled all your extra classes on Sunday.

Isn’t that enough?

But you moved them to Saturday instead. My schedule is so tight.

How?

You still have some free time in the evening.

I’m thinking maybe I should also get you an English tutor.

Aren’t you going to give me a break at all?

Why would you need so much break?

You’ll have to take over the company from me in the future.

You’re my only hope.

You must be prepared and good at everything.

You don’t have time to slack off like this.

But I’m tired.

No matter what it is, I always give you everything that you want.

Studying hard is the only one thing I’m asking from you.

Can’t you just do it for me?

Fine, I’ll do it.

But can you please do me a favor?

What is it?

Miss, it’s almost 8 o’clock. Aren’t you going in?

Just a second. She’s still not here.

There she is.

[Alarm going off]

[Siriwit Suksa High School]

Miss, it’s almost 8 o’clock. Aren’t you going in?

Just a second. She’s still not here.

Whom are you waiting for, Miss?

Nothing.

There she is.

Are you late too, Kee?

You too, Peem?

Quickly. Or we won’t make it.

3 2 1.

Aww, come on.

Absolutely not.

Those who are late will be punished.

It’s already after 8.

It seems you guys love to run.

I’ll let you do what you love.

Please, just this time.

No.

Please, Teacher.

No.

Ten lapses. Done.

Kee, please wait. Only five more rounds.

I’ll run with you, Peem.

Sorry, too fast.

Do you live far from school? Why are you late?

Probably got stuck in traffic like me.

Nope. My house is on the same street as our school.

I just got up late.

Hey, we’re the same then. Which alley is your house?

14.

Really? I’m only two allies away. Mine is 12.

How do you come to school?

I walk here.

I don’t want to come by car. It’s a waste of fuel, not to mention the traffic jam.

I don’t want to create PM2.5 or add more cars to the traffic in front of our school.

That makes me feel like I’ve done something wrong.

Hey, I didn’t mean to make you feel like that.

Just one car wouldn’t create that much PM2.5.

Too late, Kee.

Peem, let’s hurry up.

Here.

It’s okay. I have a handkerchief. I don’t want to generate waste.

Want me to teach you?

So that you can do it next time.

Okay.

Start from this.

Then do this.

And this.

Here you go.

Thanks. But I don’t know if I’ll be able to do it as good as you.

Then, you can always let me do it for you.

Thanks.

Do you know that when a girl ties a tie for you,

it means she wants to have you tied to her for the rest of her life?

I’ll see you then.

Kee: I first thought it was destiny that kept throwing me next to her.

But come to think about it, it might be Peem’s intention to make it look like a coincidence.

Checkmate.

Kee, Kee!

Kee!

Kee!

Peem.

Can I walk home with you?

Can I walk home with you?

Well, I don’t want to add more traffic jams to our school.

And the PM2.5 too.

Great!

But will your dad be okay with this?

I heard he’s very possessive of you.

That he always has a driver following you around.

I’ve already asked for his permission. He said he’d only agree if you walk me home.

You don’t have a problem with that, right?

Let me carry the bag for you.

Thanks.

Why would you want to walk home though?

Don’t you usually have a driver to pick you up?

I told you I don’t want to create PM2.5. And I also want to walk home with you.

Miss.

I’ll walk home, okay?

Yes, Miss.

♫ Don’t let me imagine it alone ♫

♫ I love you only. I want to see your face every day ♫

♫ I’ve never looked at anyone else. I’ve always loved you but only kept it to myself ♫

♫ I love you only. I love you more than I can say ♫

Geez, Pock!

Peem is definitely flirting with you.

Flirting?

Yeah, or else why would she want to walk home with you every day?

Hmm…I don’t think so. Maybe because we live on the same street.

Do you like her?

No.

Your ‘No’ means ‘Yes’.

I said no.

Why are you fidgeting?

Who’s fidgeting? I’m not. I’m fine.

I knew it. I’ve sensed it since our school holidays before Grade 10…

that Peem often kept stealing a glance at you.

Pock: Since Grade 9’s second semester under that Indian cork tree.

Hey.

Thank you.

Pock: Peem kept looking at you secretly.

Pock: During Grade 10’s first semester,

[Applause] Well done, Kee!

Pock: She was overly cheering for you

Pock: And overly worried about you.

Coming!

Took you so long.

Come on. Here’s your fried rice, J.

This is spicy basil chicken for Ploy and…

Crispy pork with Chinese kale for Pock.

Thanks.

And here…

is for you, Kee.

Crispy pork with Chinese kale and fried egg.

In a heart shape too.

Pock: Everything is overly special for you.

She even got you an extra egg in your food.

Do you believe me now that she’s crazy for you?

You’re her bias.

But…but she’s never said she likes me.

Geez, what’s so hard with it?

If you want to know, just ask her.

But I guess someone like you wouldn’t dare to do it. Boo!

Just you wait. I’m going to tell her this evening.

Are you all right?

I’m okay. Sorry.

Kee!

Peem!

I have something to tell you.

Well, I…

I…

Keerun.

I need you to help me move something. Now.

Yes.

I’ll go help the teacher first.

I’m okay.

Kee: If there’s a first time, then there must be a second time.

Peem

I want to tell you that…Well, I…

I want to tell you…

Kee!

[Squealing with joy]

Happy Valentine’s!

Here’s a gift for you.

Kee: When there’s a second time, there must be a third time.

[Clapping and cheering]

Please stand up and pair up.

You’re with me.

Everyone, get ready to turn around.

- Turn. - Peem, I…

- Turn. - I want to tell you…

That’s right, turn!

Peem, I…

Peem!

Kee!

Kee!

Kee!

Stop! Stop!

- She’s still breathing. - She’s still alive, right?

[Grade10, School year ends] - Call the ambulance!

- Kee! My pal! - Hurry up! Oh my goodness. Kee!

Kee!

[Message notification]

[It's school holidays but I still have to study.]

[Message notification]

[Peem: What are you doing during school holidays, Kee?]

[Kee: Just lazing around at home.]

[Peem: Aren’t you with Pock?]

[Kee: She came every day. How are you?]

[Peem: A bit lonely but I’d only be here for a few weeks, and I’ll be home soon.]

[Peem: Miss my friends so much.]

[Kee: Hang in there.]

[Kee: Just a few more weeks and our school will be open soon.]

[Peem: Oh, that’s right. But I haven’t had any break yet. It’s almost time for school again.]

[Kee: Yeah, you’re not having any holidays at all.]

[Peem: Are you busy?]

[Kee: Not at all.]

[Kee: Peem, I have something to tell you.]

[Kee: jsdfoaisdjfleksdfdsfkjadalijelkjm]

[Peem: What did you type? I don’t understand anything.]

[Kee: Well, I…]

[Kee: I…]

[Kee: I…]

[Kee: See you when our school opens!]

[Peem: Okay, see you then. Miss you.]

[Grade 11, School year begins]

♫ You’re the only one who cares, the only one who made me understand… ♫

♫ …what true love is and how beautiful it is ♫

Hey.

Peem.

♫ Like the eyes during the darkest night… ♫ Happy first day of Grade 11.

♫ Like a cool breeze during the hottest day ♫ What are you listening to? Can I listen to it?

♫ Like a melody playing in my heart. You’re a beauty in my life♫

♫ I love you more and more every day ♫

♫ My love is growing deeper and deeper ♫

♫ I promise to love you with my all ♫

♫ I love you more and more every day ♫ Let’s go.

♫ At times when we’re far apart, I can feel you right next to my heart ♫

♫ It makes me feel warm as if you were here by my side ♫

Peem!

♫ I love you more and more every day ♫

See you in class.

♫ My love is growing deeper and deeper ♫

♫ I promise…♫ Aww,

whom were you talking to?

So? Have you confessed to her?

Not yet.

Geez, Kee! We’re in Grade 11 now. What are you waiting for?

- Shhh! - Sorry.

I think it’s already nice the way it is.

I don’t want to lose a girlfriend, I mean, a friend.

You might lose a friend, but you’ll get a girl instead.

It’s worth it.

Fine! I’m going to tell her before we finish Grade 11.

Good!

Peem, miss you so much!

[Cheering sound] Kee!

Kee!

[Cheering and yelling]

So cool, Kee!

[Cheering] Miss it, miss it, miss it.

[Cheering and yelling]

Water?

Thanks.

[Cheering and yelling] Kee! Kee! Kee! Kee!

[Cheering sound]

You can do it!

You can do it, Kee!

Are you all right?

I’m okay. Sorry.

Thanks.

[Cheering sound]

Kee!

Fuck!

Shit!

Kee! Make way please!

Please make way. Kee!

Kee!

Kee!

Are you okay, Kee?

Make way, please.

I used to be a rescue squad volunteer. I can help her.

You’re a guy. Let me do it.

Everyone, step back.

Kee.

Kee.

I’m so sorry.

Stop it, Peem. Let me help.

Okay.

1 2 3!

Okay. Now, her legs.

Go now.

[Cheering sound]

Peem.

Easy there.

How are you feeling?

Your face is still so red.

Is it hurt?

What happened?

You got hit in the face by a basketball.

What about the score? What’s the result?

I don’t know too.

I was only looking at you.

Kee, Kee, Kee!

Let me see your face.

Calm down.

I have to check your face first.

Have to make sure it’s okay.

Whether your nose is still intact. The ball just went…

straight to your face.

That’s enough. No need to rub it in.

I’m fine.

That’s good then.

By the way, don’t you have to go to a team meeting?

Geez, do you really think I would be there?

I’m so embarrassed I can’t even face them. I’m going home.

That’s all right. We actually get something good from it.

It’s because of you that our team won today.

Really?

Yes.

Wait, are you saying I’m a burden to our team, that we won because I left the team?

Well, isn’t it somehow true? Do you know when the accident happened,

all eyes were completely on you.

Why?

‘Cause you’re popular and so is Peem. Can’t you imagine it?

Two popular girls together, one resting her head on the other’s lap.

Who’d be able to focus on the game?

Just because I was resting on her lap?

Our team miraculously won…

because you weren’t just resting on her lap.

That moment when you two bumped each other on the head,

Ping was able to steal the ball and did a layup shot. Do you know why she could do that?

Because the yellow team all turned to the sound of Peem moaning.

Our team scored!

[Cheering sound]

That’s because she was hurt!

That’s not all.

When Peem was removing your hair from your face,

Ping also scored two more points.

Hey, our team scored again!

[Cheering sound]

And when Peem put a cold compress on your face,

Ping also scored another two more points.

Hey, I just scored.

Oh, really? Okay.

[Cheering sound]

Yay! Good job!

But mind you, get ready for a big gossip tomorrow.

What gossip?

You’ll find out soon.

would like to ask you if you and Peem are really dating?

- Is it true? - We want to know.

Stop! We’re not dating.

You’re so mean!

How can you do this to me?

I thought we’d be together like cookie and cream.

Wait, when did I say that?

Whatever. I don’t love you anymore!

Duh!

Hey.

Pock.

Why is everyone looking at me like that?

They’re probably gossiping about you.

About you and Peem.

Yeah.

What?! What? What? What? Is that all you’re going to say all day?

Geez, look what you and Peem did yesterday.

You two looked like you almost kissed.

People would definitely be talking that you and her are dating.

This morning, many people came to ask me if you and Peem are dating.

What did you tell them?

Kee, we’re best friends, right? I have to protect you and told them that…

That?

That I don’t know and they should go and ask you themselves.

Geez, and you’re calling yourself my bestie?

What?

What did they say?

They said they’d go ask Peem.

They’re probably waiting for her outside her classroom.

Damn it.

Peem is not here.

We’ll wait. We have to get an answer from her today.

Yeah.

You can ask me instead.

Kee!

So? What do you want to know?

Don’t stare at me like that, it makes me nervous. I wouldn’t be able to talk then.

Just talk.

Then, we, as the representatives of the moon,

would like to ask you if you and Peem are really dating?

What about our friend, Cream?

She’s falling head over heels for you.

Her fandom wouldn’t sit still.

So? Please answer.

Answer me.

- Is it true? - We want to know.

Stop! We’re not dating.

Not dating? But do you like her?

Do you? Staying quiet like this, does it mean you like her?

- Do you? Please answer us. - Yeah, please answer.

We want to know.

Geez!!!!

Listen, Peem and I are not dating. We’re just friends. Is that clear?

[Squealing]

What a relief.

This means our girl, Cream, still has a chance.

Thank you so much for your answer.

Let’s go, girls.

[Squealing with joy]

They’re not dating.

Kee!

I love you

Just go back to class.

Hey, I’ve cleared up everything.

Don’t worry, everything will be fine.

I’m glad for you. I’m so…

But I think someone is not fine with this.

♫ Can you look at me please? Just for a second ♫

♫ Look who’s here to make it up with you. I’ve been waiting for so long ♫

♫ I know you’re thinking about me ♫ All right everyone, let’s pair up like last time.

♫ Your eyes ♫ You, come with me.

♫ just say it all ♫

♫ When will you forgive me? ♫

♫ When will you forgive me? ♫ Peem.

♫ When will you forgive me? ♫

♫ Please don’t be mad at me anymore ♫ Do you want to pair up with me?

No, you better pair up with Pock. Or your FC might misunderstand us.

♫ All I want from you is your pinkie finger ♫

♫ Let’s hook it with mine and do a pinkie promise ♫

♫ Let’s hold hands like we used to do ♫

♫ Let’s start anew again ♫ Turn. Turn. Turn.

♫ Do you still love me? Please don’t keep me waiting ♫

♫ Do you still love me? Please don’t keep me waiting ♫ I’m begging you. I can’t do it. I’m having a headache.

Fine. Go get some rest.

Geez.

- Pock. - Huh?

Come over here.

What?

Have I done or said anything wrong?

Why is Peem giving me a cold shoulder?

So dumb.

You didn’t say anything wrong.

But you were being too honest.

You didn’t leave a room for anyone to imagine things.

I was just telling the truth. Was it wrong?

Listen, there are two types of truth.

One is a physical fact. Another is mental feeling.

What you told those girls are facts.

But have you ever asked yourself that deep down…

how you feel about her?

I’m just…

Just what?

Just…

Just?

I’m just her friend, aren’t I? What else could it be?

How the hell would I know? It’s your own heart, not mine.

Moron!

[Clapping]

Let’s dance the stress away.

It’s your turn. What’s your guy’s type, Ploy?

Yeah, what’s he like?

I like someone sweet and gentle. He doesn’t have to be so handsome.

But maybe a bit good looking. And always pamper me.

He has to be very matured.

What about you, J?

I like rich guy.

Wow.

- Rich guy. - So blunt.

What about you, Kate?

I don’t like guys.

- Really? - Really?

How?

I like girls. I feel more comfortable with them.

We can understand each other better too.

That’s true.

What about you, Peem? What’s your guy’s type?

You’ve never told us, right?

Come on.

Can I not say it? I don’t want to.

No, you can’t.

We all said it.

Come on.

I like someone who is…good at studying.

Good at playing basketball.

And has fair skin.

That’s exactly Kee, Peem.

You don’t say! But she’s a girl though.

- Yeah. - You’re not into girls, are you?

Then, is it Toy?

He’s good at studying and also has fair skin.

Is he also a basketball player?

- Yeah, that’s right. - Yeah.

Right?

Right?

It’s definitely him.

- Right? - Staying quiet like this…

I guess it might be true.

Awww, you two would look perfect together.

That damn Toy! The light pole!

Kee! Are you okay? Why are you looking at me like that?

Thanks for throwing them away for me.

[Basketball court]

Yes!

Hey, I’m leaving first.

See you tomorrow, Bye!

Pock.

Peem.

Where’s Kee?

She already went home.

Is she not here for a basketball practice?

She said she’s not feeling well.

Why didn’t she tell me? I’ve been waiting to walk home with her.

Sorry. She already left.

Pock, Pock.

Yes, Peem?

Where’s Kee?

She already went home.

Without telling me again?

Pock!

Kee already went home.

Kee already left, Peem.

Where’s Kee, Pock?

Wait, talk to me first.

Where’s Kee?

Don’t tell me she’s already gone home.

I’m so doomed.

Pock!

Yes, Peem?

Well, Kee said she has something to take care of.

She said she’s so busy these days.

She’s gone home, hasn’t she?

She didn’t talk to me when I called her in class. She even moved her seat.

Is she trying to avoid me?

Well, it’s…Kee is…

Is she?

Um…I think…I think so.

No, I mean…why don’t you go ask her yourself?

I’m not Kee. I can’t answer for her. Why don’t you go and ask her yourself?

Thanks!

All clear!

Wait!

I just wanted to say that’s the stairs to the second floor.

Geez, Pock!

You scared me.

I’m asking you honestly, when are you going to stop avoiding Peem?

Do you know how tiring it is to keep lying to her…

and deal with her pressure over me?

It’s stressing me out so much I thought I almost got a stroke.

I just… want to go home on time as usual.

Usual? How usual? Please explain.

Usually, you’d find excuses to do this or that…

or practising basketball just to wait for Peem to walk home together.

That’s not usual – waiting for Peem.

Geez, I’m so stressed. The other day, Peem was sulking and kept ignoring you.

Now, you’re sulking and keep ignoring her.

I’m not sulking.

Then why on earth are you avoiding her?

You’re really avoiding me.

Pock.

I thought you said, ‘all clear’.

It really was. I saw her getting in her car and her driver just drove off.

That’s why I told you it was all clear. I really meant it.

You’ve helped her lying to me all this time?

Umm, do you want mini pancake rolls? The ones in front of our school are really good.

You’d regret it if you didn’t give it a try.

So, I’ll go buy some pancake rolls then.

You two talk nicely, okay?

Are you mad at me?

No.

Then, why did you stop walking home with me? You also skip practising basketball.

I think I’m going to cut down on it. I’m getting bored.

Of basketball or of me?

If you don’t want to walk home with me,

you can just be honest. I’ll stop waiting for you.

Okay, I don’t want to walk home with you.

Do you really mean it?

Kee, what fillings do you want for your pancake rolls?

I shouldn’t have come back.

Okay then, I’ll just order the sweet fillings for you.

Your life is so bitter right now.

I’ll order them for both of you.

Bye.

our class is responsible for two game booths.

Marry Christmas

Dart game

We're not here to throw darts.

We're here to throw our hearts at you.

Can you girls over there quiet down a bit?

We can't focus on spooning eggs here.

never know spooning eggs

would need that much attention.

Have a safe flight.

I'll be back soon.

You can do it.

Peem!

have something to tell you.

Since you're going to England,

can you get me autographs of Liverpool's players?

I'm their FC.

Glory Glory Man United

Isn't that Man-U?

Oh, really?