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of the year, Four is a Crowd.

[sighs] What do you want to do today, Barry?

The world is our oyster.

I kinda want to see Four is a Crowd.

[birds chirping]

The power of advertising.

Ugh. But wait, it's rated OP-15

for complex literary plot devices.

We need an older person to go with us.

Aw, dang. What should we do now?

Oh, look, it's Trevor.

[? whimsical music playing]

Hey, Trev. What are you up to?

Waiting for my older brother, Hobart.

He's coming home from college for the weekend.

Wait. Back up. You have an older brother?

-Can we meet him? -Oh...

Sure, but, uh...

Hobart's not everyone's cup of tea.

I love him, but he's a little weird.

He wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

Can't be that bad.

Trust me, he is.

You can meet him, but only if you promise to be nice.

Imagine how weird a guy that Trevor thinks is weird could be.

[? energetic rock music playing]

[? music concludes]

T-Dawg, what's up? I missed ya.

[grunts] Yeah, baby.

Kiff, Barry, meet Hobart.

-Hi, Hobart. -Nice to meet you.

It's nice to meet you. And, uh, call me Hoby.

? Hoby ?

[laughs] Oh, yeah.

Sorry about him, guys. Thanks for being nice.

So, uh, what kind of trouble we looking to get into today,

muchachos?

Oh, I think it's best if we just hang at home,

uh, out of public view.

We actually wanted to see a movie,

but we're too young to go alone.

Leave it to me, little dudes. I got this.

? Hoby ?

[all gasping]

Oh, hey. Hi. Hi there.

Kiff, I'm confused.

I- I feel like Hoby is... kind of cool.

[scoffs] Kind of cool? He's a bona fide iceberg.

Wow, cool cutout.

Put your faces in the holes.

I'll take the photo. Get in there, buddy.

You're doing great.

Bar, give me your number. I'll send it to you.

-Whoa. [giggles] -[exclaims]

Wow. I never realized how amazing you two are at acting.

Look at him. So innocent.

Could you imagine going through life

not knowing everyone thinks you're a weirdo?

And so, the more I stretch, the more limber I get.

-[laughs] -Ha! Incredible!

That's a satisfying story!

Uh, hey, Kiff, Barry, tone it down some.

You're laying it on a little thick.

Hey, I'm gonna hit the snack stand.

Uh, we'll come with you.

I'll stay and hold your seats.

Poor Hoby.

At least he has his cool little bro to look after him.

[laughs]

Hey, can I borrow that napkin? My hair's getting wet.

[all laughing]

Where've you been?

Uh, nowhere.

We were just letting the raindrops fall on us.

[all laughing]

[laughs maniacally]

[? epic music playing over movie screen]

I'm sorry. It's just...

my brother Koby's a little weird.

He can't be that bad, Grover.

[? energetic rock music playing]

[? upbeat rock music playing]

[? music concludes]

I'm confused.

I feel like Koby is... kind of cool.

So much cooler than Grover.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Let's ditch Grover and replace him with his brother.

[munching]

-[munches] -[giggles] I know, right.

[all laughing]

[bicycle bell rings in distance]

My friends have abandoned me for my own brother.

There's nothing keeping me here.

One ticket to Antbarctica.

[? melancholic music playing]

-[Barry giggling] -[Hoby] Watch out. Sorry.

I'm sorry. Sorry. [giggles]

-Kiff, stop it. -[shushes]

[Barry] Hoby! You're incorrigible.

[Kiff sighs]

[Trevor] I can't believe my own brother

is trying to steal my friends right from under my nose.

Can't they see how dorky Hoby is?

Wow, check it out. A raffle for Four is a Crowd.

Ah, the movie studio is giving away a three-seater

"thrandum bicycle" as seen in the film. [gasps]

I'll enter us in the raffle.

Hoby's the best.

Hoby is the best.

[Trevor] That's it! That's the final straw.

I love Barry, and I like Kiff just fine.

How dare Hoby try to steal them from me?

Yes, this is the perfect plan

to humiliate and destroy my brother.

[laughs maniacally]

Poor Trevor. We were so focused on how cool Hoby is.

Were we neglecting him?

And if I've learned anything, I know that maniacal laugh

means Trevor is now bent on revenge.

What if Hoby gets hurt?

-Oh, no! -Barry, we gotta deal with this.

I wonder where T-Bone and his friends went.

Can I- Mm, I'm gonna get a donut.

[? playful music playing]

What do you think Trevor's diabolical plan is?

I don't know.

And the winner is... Hoby Angstrom!

Oh, hey! Get up here, you awesome dude!

[cheering]

Now, Hoby, I gotta know.

Who are the two friends you're gonna take

on your inaugural bike ride?

Oh, no. He's gonna choose us. This will crush Trevor.

-[footsteps approaching] -[? suspenseful music playing]

[slurps]

What's that?

Whoa, good for Trevor.

He was overdue for a growth spurt.

Wait a minute.

What's, um... [chuckles] What's going on, T-Dog?

Hey, little buddy.

Guess what? You stole my friends.

So now I'm gonna break your sunglasses.

[straining]

Break, break. Why won't you break?

-[grunts] -Um, you need some help?

Is there nothing you can't do?

[crying]

What's this?

Yikes-ee-ola.

Poor Trevor. He's finally lost it.

-What should we do? -The only thing we can do, Bar.

Well, that was weird. Should I go on

or is another child gonna steal my spotlight?

Hoby, you're amazing and we love you.

Right...

But we can't do this to Trevor.

He was our friend first, and we love him too.

His many flaws and all.

Which means we can't be best friends

and transfer to your college and hang out all the time.

I'm so sorry. Please don't cry.

What? I don't want any of that. I'm just hanging out

with you guys because you're friends with my brother.

Oh.

Huh. Then why were you being so cool to us?

Because I'm a cool guy, kid.

? Hoby ?

[whispers] Cool guy.

I gotta go find Trevor.

[birds chirping]

One ticket to Antbarctica.

What? This is local transit.

So I have to walk all the way to Antbarctica?

On stilts.

[? melancholic music playing]

[wind howling]

Okay, now what?

[Hoby] Yo! Herbal T!

[birds chirping]

[stutters] What are you doing?

Leaving.

You're a cooler hedgehog than I ever was.

-You deserve my friends. -What are you talking about?

I don't want to steal your friends.

I don't even know the squirrel's name.

I just wanted to spend a fun day with my cool kid brother.

[bike crashes]

Really? You think I'm cool?

Yes. You're way cooler than I was at your age.

I mean- I mean look at this.

You know what you want, and you take it.

I'm just a, you know,

a chill dude who lets the raindrops fall on me.

[laughs] I still don't get it.

Point is this,

I wish I was half as ruthless and unhinged as you are.

You're my hero, T.

Here. You're old enough for these now.

You're giving me your sunglasses?

Well, I still have my emergency stash.

[chuckles] You are such a weirdo.

[? cheerful music playing]

? Hoby ?

[? end theme music playing]

[? music concludes]

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