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-[? theme music playing]
-? Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Yeah! ?
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? Kiff! ?
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[? theme music concludes]
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[both chuckle]
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[narrator] Brought to you
by Little Louis' Louis-copter.
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Costs a pile,
but you'll arrive in style.
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[? intriguing instrumental
music playing]
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What do you think
Candle is gonna screen for us?
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Hope it's the new
Chubbles Wubbington movie,
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The Speedy
and the Seething Part 17.
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-Ooh!
-That'd be cool.
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Thank you for coming,
dear friends.
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Without further ado,
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I give you the world premiere
of my music video...
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"Backpack."
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[? upbeat electronic
music playing]
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? Lip gloss, highlighter ?
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? Hair tie, gum wrapper ?
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? Gel pens, pencil ?
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? Box juice, stapler ?
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? Eraser, bracelet ?
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? Charger, unseen-a-brace ?
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? Rubber band, loose change ?
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? Notepad, bouncy ball ?
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? These are the things
that are in my backpack ?
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? These are the things
that are in my backpack ?
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? These are the things... ?
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The heck is this?
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? These are the things
that are in my backpack ?
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? So many things
I can fit in my backpack ?
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? I can pack this and that
and that ?
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? And also this and also that
And also this and also that ?
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? And so many things
I can fit in my backpack ?
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? Packing things
in my backpack is great ?
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? I like to pack things
all day ?
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? Packing things in my backpack
is what I like to do ?
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? And my name is Candle... ?
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Whoa, you have
a home recording studio?
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Yeah, my dad does.
Did you like the video?
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Can we...
see the recording studio?
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? ...that are
in my backpack... ?
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Di- Did you-
Did you like the vi-
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[whistles]
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[gasps] Is that your dad
with Feline Mion?
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Yeah, she recorded all the music
for his film Boat Tragedy
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in this very studio.
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[all] Ooh!
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Huh?
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[drum beats playing]
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? La-la-la, la-la-la, la ?
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[clears throat] Pardon me.
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? Singing, singing! ?
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Wait a minute.
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All this goofing around
is giving me a great idea,
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an idea that no group of friends
has ever had before.
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Let's record a hit song!
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[all] Yeah!
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[off-key] ? And that's
why kids are the future! ?
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Okay, everyone did great,
but that...
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just wasn't a hit song.
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[sighs] Agreed.
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[sighs] Why isn't this easier?
We just want to make
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one little hit song.
What's missing?
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[helicopter blades whirring]
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Oh, uh,
what the heck's that noise?
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Hello? Did- Did someone order
a ride to Ottoman Flats?
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Huh, hi!
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Oh, hey, that was my dad.
He's always ordering
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Louis-copters
and then forgetting.
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I'm pretty sure he went
to laser tag with his spiders.
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Well, I get paid either way.
Can I use your bathroom?
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[? whimsical music playing]
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Let's try it again.
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? When I look in the mirror ?
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? I see a kid
looking back at me ?
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? So many dreams
and hopes and fears ?
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? Who will this kid be? ?
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? Growing like a sunflower
on a mountain ?
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So sorry, I-
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I just have to compliment
you on your toilet paper.
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It's so fluffy!
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-What? [scoffs]
-[Kiff] Cut!
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We were in the middle
of recording a hit song,
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and you ruined it.
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Oh, golly, I'm awful sorry.
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Ugh. L- L- Let's see
if I can trim it out.
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[Louis over recording]
It's so fluffy!
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Wait, that's it.
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What's it?
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Reggie, can you isolate
just Louis' voice?
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[Louis over recording]
It's so fluffy!
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Uh, trim "it's"
and slow it down a little.
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[plays slower] So fluffy!
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-A little more.
-[plays even slower] So fluffy!
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That's what was missing!
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[all cheering]
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-[? electropop music playing]
-? So fluffy! ?
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? So fluffy!
So fluffy! So fluffy! ?
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? So fluffy! ?
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? So fluffy!
So fluffy! So fluffy! ?
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-[all] Yeah!
-[fan] Fluff slaps!
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[laughs] Folks,
six middle school children
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dropped off a song this morning.
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And they were so adorable,
we decided to play it for ya.
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Now, we haven't heard it yet,
but like we said, just adorable.
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? So fluffy
wanna rub my cheek on it ?
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? So soft and great to touch ?
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? When something
is this fluffy ?
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? Woah, woah
I love it so much ?
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? It's soft like
fluffy little puppies ?
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? Snoring gently in your lap ?
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? It's warm and snug and safe ?
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? Like being covered
in fluffy bubble wrap ?
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? You never felt
anything so soft ?
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? You never felt
anything so comfy ?
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? You never felt
anything so nice ?
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? You never felt
anything so fluffy ?
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? You never felt
anything so fluffy ?
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? You never felt anything ?
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? So fluffy ?
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? So fluffy
So fluffy, so fluffy ?
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? So fluffy ?
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? So fluffy
So fluffy, so fluffy ?
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? S-O-F-L... ?
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? So fluffy! ?
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? ...U-F-F-Y ?
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? So fluffy! ?
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? S-O-F-L... ?
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[on TV] ? So fluffy! ?
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? ...U-F-F-Y ?
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? So fluffy! ?
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-? So fluffy ?
-? S-O-F-L... So fluffy! ?
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-? So fluffy, so fluffy ?
-? ...U-F-F-Y ?
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-? So fluffy! ?
-? So fluffy! ?
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-? So fluffy ?
-? S-O-F-L... ?
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? So fluffy! ?
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-? So fluffy, so fluffy ?
-? ...U-F-F-Y ?
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-? So fluffy! ?
-? So fluffy! ?
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So fluffy!
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This is it! The best song!
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I never want to hear
another song again!
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She never wants to hear
another song again?
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Gee, I suddenly have
a bad feeling about this.
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Don't be
such a wet blanket, Kiff.
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What's the worst
a hit song can do?
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Inside this dump truck is every
song that's ever been recorded
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prior to So Fluffy.
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And I have instructed the driver
to take all this inferior music
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to the dump and bury it
under all the gross garbage
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where it belongs!
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[cheering]
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Wait, do we really need to-
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[? electropop music playing]
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? So fluffy ?
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[? ceremonial version
of "So Fluffy" playing]
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[? brass band plays "So Fluffy"]
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"Chains of Chains"?
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-[? heavy rock music playing]
-? So fluffy! ?
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Five Pigeons Reality Show
theme song?
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-[? upbeat acapella music plays]
-? So fluffy! ?
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? So fluffy! ?
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[scoffs] Try "Bort Grig's Carpet
Store Sad Commercial Babies."
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-[? melancholic jingle playing]
-? So fluffy! ?
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Wait, let me try something.
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[? theme music playing]
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-? So fluffy! ?
-[? music ends]
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Oh, wow. This is bad.
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[crying in distance]
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[crying]
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Helen?
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Are you okay?
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[sniffles] No, I'm not okay.
I can't write music anymore.
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Every time I try, all that
comes out is that horrible song.
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Listen.
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? So fluffy ? [yells]
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That was supposed to be
about how there's
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a little girl inside me.
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I hate it!
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I wish everyone
would just forget that song!
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Forget that song. Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Okay. Outside that door,
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there's a line of every
single person in Table Town.
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Now, they think they're here
for a live performance
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of So Fluffy
by the original Fluffy Five
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featuring Little Louis.
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But when they come in,
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Helen is going to give them
the old memory wipe spell,
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and everyone in Table Town
is going to forget everything
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they've ever heard,
including So Fluffy.
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And then we can rebuild society,
one song at a time.
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It's a pretty extreme plan,
but it'll be worth it
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when I can write
original songs again.
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Mm-hmm.
Call in the first person.
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Hey, uh, is this the So Fluffy
live performance?
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It sure is. Helen here will
just get you all checked in.
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[sighs] Lead pipe, memory wipe.
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[both] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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-What?
-That's the spell?
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You're gonna bonk everyone
with a lead pipe?
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Well... [mumbling]
...I don't know.
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Wait, what?
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That's not a spell!
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Hello?
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Yes, come in.
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Uh, are you gonna bonk me
with that lead pipe?
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It's not even a real concert!
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Look, these instruments
aren't hooked up to anything.
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I can tell, 'cause I'm in tech.
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[scoffs] Who are we kidding?
This is a terrible plan.
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I guess we just have
to get used to living in a world
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with only one song.
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[groans]
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And it's all because
I commented on how fluffy
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the toilet paper was.
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-Yeah, totally. Yup.
-That's how these things...
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[all] Wait, what?
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Yeah! Yeah, y'all never heard
the story behind the song?
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Little Louis came out
of the bathroom...
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[all] Ew!
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And told us how fluffy
the TP was.
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[all] Ew!
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And the rest is history.
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"So fluffy I want to rub it
against my cheek"?
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That was about toilet paper?
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[all] Ew!
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I miss our old music!
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Is it too late to save it?
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I have the dump truck driver
on the line.
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He says all the music
hasn't been dumped yet.
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He was too busy making
a clip-clop to So Fluffy.
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[all] Ew! I mean, yay!
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[? energetic dance music
playing]
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[? classical music playing]
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-[? gentle piano music playing]
-? And that little girl was... ?
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? Me ?
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[DJ 1] That was Goin' to School
by the Yep Yep,
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a song that has
nothing to do with toilet paper.
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[DJ 2] Part of our
24-hour marathon
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of non-toilet paper music.
Hit it!
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[? energetic pop punk
music playing]
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-? A clump for this
a clump for that ? -So, seriously, my video.
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? One, two, three, four
Trash clumpers! ?
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Did you guys like it?
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