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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,226 --> 00:00:29,494 ♪ Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick-Nick, Nick ♪ 2 00:00:29,494 --> 00:00:32,830 ♪ Nickelodeon. ♪ 3 00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:39,171 Captioning sponsored by PARAMOUNT PICTURES 4 00:00:44,710 --> 00:00:51,116 ♪ Oh... oh... oh ♪ 5 00:00:51,116 --> 00:00:54,585 ♪ Mm-mm ♪ 6 00:00:56,854 --> 00:01:04,129 ♪ Oh... oh... oh. ♪ 7 00:01:04,129 --> 00:01:07,665 Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. 8 00:01:07,666 --> 00:01:08,767 Can I take your order? 9 00:01:08,767 --> 00:01:10,302 Huh. 10 00:01:10,302 --> 00:01:13,305 Just a Good Burger, please, and I'd like that to go. 11 00:01:13,305 --> 00:01:15,240 One Good Burger! 12 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:18,110 Ah! 13 00:01:22,714 --> 00:01:25,350 Ed... 14 00:01:25,350 --> 00:01:27,886 I see you. 15 00:01:27,886 --> 00:01:30,755 I see you. 16 00:01:32,324 --> 00:01:34,861 Don't sell me, Ed, please. 17 00:01:34,860 --> 00:01:37,796 I wanna stay here with you! 18 00:01:37,797 --> 00:01:39,331 We love you, Ed. 19 00:01:39,330 --> 00:01:40,365 Ah... 20 00:01:40,365 --> 00:01:41,666 Come with us, Ed. 21 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:43,668 Fly, Ed, fly! 22 00:01:44,669 --> 00:01:45,770 Ah... ah... 23 00:01:45,770 --> 00:01:48,906 I'm flying with fast food! 24 00:01:48,907 --> 00:01:50,610 Wow! Wow. 25 00:01:50,609 --> 00:01:54,645 Whoo! Whee! Whoa, flying with hamburgers! 26 00:02:01,619 --> 00:02:03,821 Ah! Welcome to Good Burger, 27 00:02:03,821 --> 00:02:04,922 home of the Good Burger. 28 00:02:04,922 --> 00:02:06,924 Can I take...? 29 00:02:10,563 --> 00:02:12,831 Oh! A clock! 30 00:02:12,831 --> 00:02:15,268 Oh! 31 00:02:17,736 --> 00:02:20,606 ♪ Oh... oh... ♪ 32 00:02:20,605 --> 00:02:23,808 ♪ Yeah, yeah. ♪ 33 00:02:20,605 --> 00:02:23,808 Ah! Ah... ah! 34 00:02:23,808 --> 00:02:28,113 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude ♪ 35 00:02:28,113 --> 00:02:29,814 ♪ 'Cause we're all a dudes ♪ 36 00:02:29,814 --> 00:02:33,686 ♪ Hey, I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude ♪ 37 00:02:33,686 --> 00:02:35,354 ♪ 'Cause we're all a dude... ♪ 38 00:02:35,354 --> 00:02:38,891 ♪ Whoa... aha! ♪ 39 00:02:38,891 --> 00:02:40,959 Hey, hey, Alfalfa! 40 00:02:40,958 --> 00:02:42,360 Would you please take my order? 41 00:02:42,361 --> 00:02:43,362 Ooh, sorry, 42 00:02:43,361 --> 00:02:44,296 no can do. 43 00:02:44,296 --> 00:02:45,630 I'm the drive-thru guy. 44 00:02:45,630 --> 00:02:46,898 You need the counter guy. 45 00:02:46,898 --> 00:02:48,533 Hey, where's Ed? 46 00:02:48,533 --> 00:02:50,868 Whoa-whoa-whoa, wait-wait-wait-wait. 47 00:02:55,172 --> 00:02:56,541 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 48 00:02:56,541 --> 00:02:58,476 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 49 00:02:58,476 --> 00:02:59,110 Yeah! 50 00:02:59,111 --> 00:03:01,414 ♪ Uh-huh. ♪ 51 00:03:03,248 --> 00:03:06,285 Morning, girls. Huh. 52 00:03:16,761 --> 00:03:18,195 I-I'm sorry! Hang on. 53 00:03:18,195 --> 00:03:20,498 I-I'm going to get you loose. 54 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:25,103 Um, um, s-sorry! 55 00:03:25,103 --> 00:03:28,373 My bad, uh... uh... uh... 56 00:03:32,844 --> 00:03:34,812 Miss? Miss? 57 00:03:34,813 --> 00:03:37,550 Could I please order some food? 58 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:39,118 Oh, no problem! 59 00:03:39,117 --> 00:03:40,851 Okay, uh, let me get some... 60 00:03:40,851 --> 00:03:42,787 Ed! 61 00:03:42,787 --> 00:03:44,724 Ed! 62 00:03:47,359 --> 00:03:48,961 Oh, watch out, lady! 63 00:03:48,961 --> 00:03:50,629 No! Watch out! 64 00:03:50,629 --> 00:03:51,997 Watch out! 65 00:03:53,297 --> 00:03:57,201 Ah... ah... ah! 66 00:03:57,201 --> 00:03:59,070 Hey. 67 00:03:59,070 --> 00:04:00,338 Hey, baby. 68 00:04:00,338 --> 00:04:01,272 My baby! 69 00:04:07,511 --> 00:04:09,581 Oh! Watch out! Baby coming through! 70 00:04:09,581 --> 00:04:11,516 Oh! Oh! Oh! 71 00:04:19,390 --> 00:04:20,992 Put it up, man, put it up! 72 00:04:23,928 --> 00:04:24,729 Huh?! 73 00:04:26,431 --> 00:04:27,765 That's it! That's it! 74 00:04:27,765 --> 00:04:30,135 Five more seconds, I'm calling the manager! 75 00:04:30,135 --> 00:04:31,736 You think I'm kidding?! 76 00:04:31,736 --> 00:04:32,904 Five... 77 00:04:32,904 --> 00:04:35,573 four... 78 00:04:35,573 --> 00:04:36,574 three... 79 00:04:37,842 --> 00:04:38,843 ...two... 80 00:04:38,844 --> 00:04:40,512 Oh! 81 00:04:42,214 --> 00:04:45,116 Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. 82 00:04:45,116 --> 00:04:46,252 Can I take your order? 83 00:04:46,251 --> 00:04:47,552 Well, it's about time. 84 00:04:47,553 --> 00:04:49,387 Can I get two Good Burgers? 85 00:04:49,387 --> 00:04:51,423 Oh, sorry, dude, I have to go get 'em. 86 00:04:51,423 --> 00:04:53,225 Customers aren't allowed in back. 87 00:04:53,224 --> 00:04:55,027 Just give me two Good Burgers! 88 00:04:55,027 --> 00:04:57,529 Dude, I just can't give you two Good Burgers. 89 00:04:57,529 --> 00:04:58,897 You have to pay for 'em. 90 00:04:58,897 --> 00:05:00,498 Forget it! Forget it! 91 00:05:00,498 --> 00:05:02,433 I've had it up to here with Good Burger! 92 00:05:02,433 --> 00:05:06,337 I can't wait for Mondo Burger to open. 93 00:05:07,573 --> 00:05:08,440 Mondo Burger? 94 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:11,377 What's Mondo Burger? 95 00:05:13,645 --> 00:05:15,948 Ed, you see that giant building there 96 00:05:15,948 --> 00:05:17,515 across the street? 97 00:05:17,515 --> 00:05:20,351 The one that they've been building for ten months? 98 00:05:21,852 --> 00:05:25,122 Oh, I see it. Huh. 99 00:05:25,123 --> 00:05:27,125 That's Mondo Burger, Ed. 100 00:05:27,125 --> 00:05:29,861 Yeah, they open in, like, three days. 101 00:05:29,861 --> 00:05:31,997 Cool! Huh. 102 00:05:31,996 --> 00:05:34,098 It's not cool, Ed. 103 00:05:34,099 --> 00:05:35,734 They're competition. 104 00:05:35,734 --> 00:05:37,868 Big competition. 105 00:05:37,868 --> 00:05:38,970 Yep. 106 00:05:38,971 --> 00:05:40,973 They could put us out of business. 107 00:05:40,972 --> 00:05:42,006 That's right. 108 00:05:42,007 --> 00:05:43,241 What are we going to do then? 109 00:05:43,241 --> 00:05:44,642 All right, now, come on! 110 00:05:44,642 --> 00:05:46,544 Good Burger has been here for over 40 years. 111 00:05:46,544 --> 00:05:47,345 Yeah... 112 00:05:47,346 --> 00:05:49,681 People love us. 113 00:05:49,681 --> 00:05:50,882 Most of us. 114 00:05:50,882 --> 00:05:52,251 Huh. 115 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:54,686 And nobody is putting Good Burger out of business! 116 00:05:54,686 --> 00:05:55,686 Yeah! Yeah! 117 00:05:55,686 --> 00:05:56,554 Nobody. 118 00:05:55,686 --> 00:05:56,554 Nobody! 119 00:05:56,554 --> 00:05:58,556 Yeah! 120 00:05:56,554 --> 00:05:58,556 Yeah! Huh. Huh. 121 00:06:01,926 --> 00:06:03,294 All right, people. 122 00:06:03,294 --> 00:06:04,795 Two more minutes before the end of the test. 123 00:06:04,796 --> 00:06:06,365 I know what you're thinking, my brother-- 124 00:06:06,364 --> 00:06:07,731 "Why? Why would this man 125 00:06:07,731 --> 00:06:09,933 "give us a test on the last day of school 126 00:06:09,933 --> 00:06:11,068 before summer starts?" 127 00:06:11,068 --> 00:06:12,303 Well I'm going to tell you why. 128 00:06:12,303 --> 00:06:13,470 Because... 129 00:06:13,471 --> 00:06:15,474 the mind never sleeps. 130 00:06:15,474 --> 00:06:17,575 Can I get a witness? 131 00:06:17,575 --> 00:06:19,445 Hallelujah. 132 00:06:24,549 --> 00:06:25,650 Out of here. 133 00:06:25,650 --> 00:06:28,020 ♪ Summer vacation, bow-chicka-bow ♪ 134 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:29,354 ♪ Summer vacation... ♪ 135 00:06:29,354 --> 00:06:30,822 What's your hurry, my brother? 136 00:06:30,822 --> 00:06:32,024 Huh, my hurry 137 00:06:32,024 --> 00:06:35,226 is that it's now officially summer vacation 138 00:06:35,226 --> 00:06:37,529 and yet, I'm still looking at you. 139 00:06:37,529 --> 00:06:39,464 You're an amazing student. I mean, you sit there, 140 00:06:39,464 --> 00:06:40,832 you get your test done first 141 00:06:40,832 --> 00:06:42,467 and you were concentrating so hard, 142 00:06:42,467 --> 00:06:43,635 I thought you were asleep. 143 00:06:43,635 --> 00:06:45,570 Next time make it more challenging. 144 00:06:45,570 --> 00:06:46,872 That's what I want to talk to you about. 145 00:06:46,871 --> 00:06:49,373 Challenges, potential, using your mind, 146 00:06:49,373 --> 00:06:50,609 'cause I'm worried about you. 147 00:06:50,609 --> 00:06:52,510 I'm worried about you, too. 148 00:06:52,510 --> 00:06:54,647 Have you seen yourself lately? 149 00:06:54,647 --> 00:06:59,418 The 'fro, the boots, and this jacket... 150 00:06:59,417 --> 00:07:02,086 You have a nice summer, Shaft. 151 00:07:14,933 --> 00:07:16,368 Yo, Dex, wait up. 152 00:07:16,368 --> 00:07:19,671 So, uh, how you think you did on your exam? 153 00:07:19,671 --> 00:07:23,909 Sorry, summer vacation started 48 seconds ago. 154 00:07:23,909 --> 00:07:26,844 That means that school, work or anything of that nature 155 00:07:26,844 --> 00:07:30,849 is now officially off limits for the next three months. 156 00:07:30,849 --> 00:07:32,418 Whoo! 157 00:07:33,919 --> 00:07:34,986 Nice car. 158 00:07:34,986 --> 00:07:36,154 This yours? 159 00:07:36,154 --> 00:07:37,556 No, it's my mom's, 160 00:07:37,556 --> 00:07:39,825 but she's away on business in New York. 161 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,863 And she lets you drive this while she's out of town? 162 00:07:46,030 --> 00:07:47,665 No. 163 00:07:52,871 --> 00:07:53,871 Ed! 164 00:07:53,871 --> 00:07:56,708 Ed... Spatch, will you move? 165 00:07:56,709 --> 00:07:59,311 Ed... Ed! 166 00:08:00,212 --> 00:08:01,580 Ed, we have a delivery. 167 00:08:01,580 --> 00:08:03,448 But I don't do deliveries. 168 00:08:03,448 --> 00:08:05,150 You do for the time being. I fired O'Malley. 169 00:08:05,150 --> 00:08:06,250 How come? 170 00:08:06,250 --> 00:08:07,484 Because the boy showed up 171 00:08:07,484 --> 00:08:08,886 to work without his pants. 172 00:08:08,887 --> 00:08:09,722 Oh. 173 00:08:09,722 --> 00:08:11,190 Now, please, make this delivery. 174 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:12,356 The address is on the back. 175 00:08:12,356 --> 00:08:13,491 Oh. 176 00:08:13,491 --> 00:08:16,461 It shall be delivered. 177 00:08:16,460 --> 00:08:17,996 So what's your plan for the summer? 178 00:08:17,996 --> 00:08:19,464 Ha! Let me tell you, boy, 179 00:08:19,464 --> 00:08:22,334 I plan to wake up every day at around noon, 180 00:08:22,334 --> 00:08:24,402 then I'm going to lay out by the pool, 181 00:08:24,402 --> 00:08:26,837 order some Chinese food, 182 00:08:26,837 --> 00:08:29,174 maybe invite some fine females over to share 183 00:08:29,174 --> 00:08:30,741 an egg roll or two. 184 00:08:30,741 --> 00:08:32,610 Then I'm going to wake up the next day, 185 00:08:32,610 --> 00:08:34,079 do it all over again. 186 00:08:34,078 --> 00:08:35,079 Ha, ha! 187 00:08:35,079 --> 00:08:36,314 Know what I'm saying? 188 00:08:36,314 --> 00:08:37,748 Say, man, you're lucky. 189 00:08:37,749 --> 00:08:40,218 My folks is making me get a summer job. 190 00:08:40,217 --> 00:08:41,652 See, that's it right there. 191 00:08:41,653 --> 00:08:44,222 You got to explain things to parents. 192 00:08:44,222 --> 00:08:45,557 Like summer vacation. 193 00:08:45,557 --> 00:08:49,494 The key word there is "va-ca-tion." 194 00:08:49,494 --> 00:08:51,330 See what I'm saying? 195 00:08:59,170 --> 00:09:01,171 ♪ She's a dude, 'cause we're all dudes ♪ 196 00:09:01,172 --> 00:09:03,308 ♪ Hey, I'm a dude, he's a dude... ♪ 197 00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:08,413 ♪ She's a dude, whoa, 'cause we're all dudes ♪ 198 00:09:08,413 --> 00:09:10,315 ♪ Hey, I'm a dude... ♪ 199 00:09:10,314 --> 00:09:12,183 Look out! 200 00:09:12,183 --> 00:09:13,519 Whoa! 201 00:09:17,521 --> 00:09:18,489 Just get off the... 202 00:09:29,067 --> 00:09:30,201 My afro. 203 00:09:30,201 --> 00:09:31,770 My afro! 204 00:09:34,805 --> 00:09:36,039 Why?! 205 00:09:36,039 --> 00:09:40,945 Oh, brother Reed, you have messed up my afro. 206 00:09:41,947 --> 00:09:44,049 All right, don't worry, bro. 207 00:09:44,049 --> 00:09:46,952 Just be cool and let me handle this. 208 00:09:46,952 --> 00:09:48,754 All right, Jake? 209 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:50,255 Jake? 210 00:09:50,255 --> 00:09:52,756 Jake! 211 00:09:52,756 --> 00:09:54,157 Oh, no. 212 00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:56,695 Oh, baby. Oh! 213 00:09:56,694 --> 00:09:58,029 Oh, no. 214 00:09:58,029 --> 00:10:00,665 Oh! Oh, my grill. 215 00:10:00,665 --> 00:10:03,000 Oh, Black Beauty, oh. Oh! 216 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,336 Oh! 217 00:10:04,336 --> 00:10:05,903 See, when I left school today 218 00:10:05,903 --> 00:10:07,839 I didn't think I was going to run into you this summer. 219 00:10:07,838 --> 00:10:09,640 Or I didn't think you was going to run into me. 220 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,075 I mean, just run into me like this. 221 00:10:11,076 --> 00:10:12,777 You're in trouble with me, young man. 222 00:10:12,776 --> 00:10:13,844 You're in trouble with me! 223 00:10:13,845 --> 00:10:15,213 No, listen, Mr. Wheat, listen. 224 00:10:15,212 --> 00:10:16,347 It wasn't my fault. 225 00:10:16,347 --> 00:10:17,915 See, this nut on some roller blades, 226 00:10:17,915 --> 00:10:20,118 he skated into my vision sight, and I couldn't 227 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,351 see nothing, so I swerved... 228 00:10:21,351 --> 00:10:22,587 Roller blades? Roller blades?! 229 00:10:22,587 --> 00:10:23,588 And we was spinning around like that... 230 00:10:23,588 --> 00:10:24,823 I don't want to hear it! 231 00:10:24,823 --> 00:10:26,390 ...and then I couldn't control it... 232 00:10:26,390 --> 00:10:27,592 I don't want to hear it. 233 00:10:27,592 --> 00:10:29,327 Know how much that car cost me? 234 00:10:29,327 --> 00:10:30,327 No. 235 00:10:30,327 --> 00:10:31,462 Do you know? 236 00:10:30,327 --> 00:10:31,462 No. 237 00:10:31,462 --> 00:10:32,863 That's a $22,000 car. 238 00:10:32,864 --> 00:10:33,999 $22,000! 239 00:10:33,999 --> 00:10:35,500 And that's just the base price! 240 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:36,702 Check out the chrome, see? 241 00:10:36,702 --> 00:10:38,135 I waited four weeks for the chrome! 242 00:10:38,135 --> 00:10:40,038 You can't get chrome wheels at base price! 243 00:10:40,038 --> 00:10:41,306 See that leather? 244 00:10:41,305 --> 00:10:43,707 That's Detroit leather. That's Detroit leather. 245 00:10:43,707 --> 00:10:46,410 You got to order Detroit leather from Detroit! 246 00:10:46,410 --> 00:10:47,744 Huh? What's that tell you? 247 00:10:47,745 --> 00:10:51,582 They always get you with them extras. 248 00:10:53,617 --> 00:10:55,186 Give me your driver's license. 249 00:10:55,187 --> 00:10:56,421 Um... 250 00:10:56,420 --> 00:10:57,955 Give me your driver's license. 251 00:10:57,956 --> 00:10:59,890 Um, regarding my driver's license, 252 00:10:59,890 --> 00:11:02,861 I'd give it to you, but you're going to have to wait. 253 00:11:02,861 --> 00:11:03,962 For what? 254 00:11:03,962 --> 00:11:05,295 Oh, about a year. 255 00:11:05,295 --> 00:11:06,363 Oh, no. 256 00:11:06,364 --> 00:11:08,066 That-that's when I get one. 257 00:11:08,066 --> 00:11:09,201 No, no... 258 00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:10,702 When they put it in my hand. 259 00:11:10,702 --> 00:11:12,169 You don't have a driver's license? 260 00:11:10,702 --> 00:11:12,169 No. 261 00:11:12,169 --> 00:11:13,572 I know you don't have no insurance, do you? 262 00:11:13,572 --> 00:11:14,739 I guess... 263 00:11:14,739 --> 00:11:16,007 I hate to do this, young man. 264 00:11:16,006 --> 00:11:17,641 I hate to put a black man in jail, 265 00:11:17,641 --> 00:11:18,542 but I'm going to have to call the police. 266 00:11:18,543 --> 00:11:19,878 Black man in jail? 267 00:11:19,877 --> 00:11:20,944 You ain't got the... I'm just a kid. 268 00:11:20,944 --> 00:11:22,146 No, no, no, not the police. 269 00:11:22,146 --> 00:11:23,414 Don't call the police. 270 00:11:23,414 --> 00:11:24,750 No, please, don't call them. Don't call them. 271 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,017 Please, don't call the police! 272 00:11:26,016 --> 00:11:27,351 They can't find out I was driving 273 00:11:27,351 --> 00:11:28,720 without a license, sir, please. 274 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:29,821 No, please, let me fix it. 275 00:11:29,821 --> 00:11:31,123 Just let me, let me fix it, please. 276 00:11:31,122 --> 00:11:32,522 You shouldn't have been driving. 277 00:11:32,523 --> 00:11:34,893 No, let me fix it. Let me fix it! 278 00:11:36,093 --> 00:11:37,128 All right. 279 00:11:37,129 --> 00:11:38,129 All right? 280 00:11:38,129 --> 00:11:39,697 Yeah, all right. Yeah. 281 00:11:39,697 --> 00:11:41,466 Yeah, I'll let you fix the car. 282 00:11:41,466 --> 00:11:45,537 So, uh, how much you think it's going to cost to fix? 283 00:11:48,505 --> 00:11:50,241 $1,900?! 284 00:11:50,241 --> 00:11:52,309 I don't have $1,900. 285 00:11:52,309 --> 00:11:53,444 That's all right. 286 00:11:53,444 --> 00:11:54,979 Maybe your parents will help you out. 287 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:56,348 I'll just give them a call... 288 00:11:56,347 --> 00:11:58,150 Ooh, oh, um, wait. I'll get the money. 289 00:11:58,150 --> 00:11:59,318 You can't get the money. 290 00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:01,619 I know you got a summer, you just want to be free. 291 00:12:01,619 --> 00:12:02,621 We'll just call... 292 00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:04,155 No, wait, wait, wait, wait. 293 00:12:04,155 --> 00:12:06,525 I will... I'll... 294 00:12:06,525 --> 00:12:07,659 I'll... 295 00:12:07,659 --> 00:12:10,160 I'll... I'll... 296 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:11,962 I'll... 297 00:12:11,962 --> 00:12:16,702 I'll get a summer job. 298 00:12:19,103 --> 00:12:24,241 Bun, patty, topping, sauce, assemble. 299 00:12:24,241 --> 00:12:28,980 Bun, patty, topping, sauce, assemble. 300 00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:34,686 Bun, patty, topping, sauce, assemble. 301 00:12:36,888 --> 00:12:38,356 Come here, little bun. 302 00:12:38,356 --> 00:12:39,957 Oh, beef patty. 303 00:12:47,164 --> 00:12:48,599 Okay, yeah. Ooh, that's nasty. 304 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,901 All right. 305 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,468 Yo, my man, can I borrow some lettuce? 306 00:12:51,468 --> 00:12:52,470 Can I borrow some... 307 00:12:53,505 --> 00:12:55,373 You. 308 00:12:53,505 --> 00:12:55,373 Who? 309 00:12:55,372 --> 00:12:57,141 You! Look at this mess. 310 00:12:57,141 --> 00:12:58,443 I, I can explain. 311 00:12:58,443 --> 00:13:01,078 See, I was trying to put the big old beef patty... 312 00:13:01,078 --> 00:13:03,314 oh, on the bottom half of the bun, you know, 313 00:13:03,314 --> 00:13:05,215 before the tomato gets all slippery 314 00:13:05,216 --> 00:13:07,751 with the... ooh, that's slippery. 315 00:13:07,751 --> 00:13:09,319 Oh, I'm sorry. And then, you know, 316 00:13:09,319 --> 00:13:11,755 the pickle bits was making me do the wrong... 317 00:13:11,755 --> 00:13:13,524 because they're, they're flexible, 318 00:13:13,524 --> 00:13:14,592 they're not crunchy. 319 00:13:14,592 --> 00:13:15,760 And... 320 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,261 Yo, man, back me up on this. 321 00:13:17,261 --> 00:13:19,863 Oh, again with the whistle. 322 00:13:19,864 --> 00:13:21,633 Shut up. Just be quiet. 323 00:13:21,632 --> 00:13:23,067 It'd be a lot more quiet 324 00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:25,236 if you stopped blowing the whistle. 325 00:13:25,236 --> 00:13:26,203 Watch your mouth, 326 00:13:26,203 --> 00:13:27,805 you pestiferous little maggot. 327 00:13:27,805 --> 00:13:30,674 Now, I'm familiar with the term "maggot" 328 00:13:30,674 --> 00:13:32,142 but... pestiferous? 329 00:13:32,143 --> 00:13:35,914 Burn this into the front row of your brain, chuckles. 330 00:13:35,914 --> 00:13:38,250 If there's one thing Kurt cannot stand 331 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,784 it is an incompetent, bumbling, sloppy, 332 00:13:40,784 --> 00:13:43,322 fast food employee. 333 00:13:47,357 --> 00:13:48,559 Yum. 334 00:13:48,559 --> 00:13:49,560 Yeah. 335 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:51,061 Ed! 336 00:13:51,062 --> 00:13:53,831 What are you doing inside the milk shake machine? 337 00:13:53,831 --> 00:13:56,534 Oh, trying to fix it. 338 00:13:56,534 --> 00:13:58,569 Did you turn on the switch? 339 00:13:58,569 --> 00:14:00,270 No. 340 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,643 Ah. 341 00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:06,644 Whoo! 342 00:14:06,644 --> 00:14:07,678 Whoa... 343 00:14:07,678 --> 00:14:09,246 Yeah... 344 00:14:09,246 --> 00:14:11,649 Strawberry Jacuzzi. 345 00:14:11,649 --> 00:14:14,318 Oh! Oy-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi... 346 00:14:14,318 --> 00:14:16,887 Oh-ho, oy-yoi! 347 00:14:16,888 --> 00:14:18,623 People, I'm fully stoked 348 00:14:18,622 --> 00:14:22,493 about being in charge of every single one of you. 349 00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:26,831 Within two years, Mondo Burger's going to be 350 00:14:26,831 --> 00:14:30,601 the biggest burger chain on this planet. 351 00:14:30,601 --> 00:14:32,337 Oh, yeah. 352 00:14:32,337 --> 00:14:33,571 First we got to beat out 353 00:14:33,571 --> 00:14:36,606 our big competition across the street, Good Burger. 354 00:14:40,345 --> 00:14:42,714 From now on, 355 00:14:42,713 --> 00:14:46,150 your life is Mondo Burger. 356 00:14:46,150 --> 00:14:48,819 You can forget about your friends, 357 00:14:48,819 --> 00:14:51,254 you can forget about your family, 358 00:14:51,255 --> 00:14:57,129 because Kurt... is now both your mother and your father. 359 00:14:58,129 --> 00:15:00,630 Kurt must look awfully strange naked. 360 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,868 Who said that? 361 00:15:03,867 --> 00:15:05,669 Who talked while Kurt was talking? 362 00:15:05,669 --> 00:15:06,871 It was him. 363 00:15:06,871 --> 00:15:08,273 He uttered something. 364 00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:11,943 Why, I should've known. 365 00:15:11,943 --> 00:15:13,877 Uh, I'm sorry I uttered. 366 00:15:13,877 --> 00:15:16,813 You think you're funny, don't you, bro? 367 00:15:16,813 --> 00:15:18,149 You know what? 368 00:15:18,149 --> 00:15:21,019 At Mondo Burger, there are no comedians. 369 00:15:21,019 --> 00:15:24,087 You mess with Kurt and you go into the grinder. 370 00:15:24,087 --> 00:15:26,356 Okay, now this grinder of yours, 371 00:15:26,356 --> 00:15:27,625 is it a real grinder 372 00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:29,626 or is it some kind of a metaphor? 373 00:15:29,626 --> 00:15:31,029 That's it, you're gone! 374 00:15:31,029 --> 00:15:33,231 Adios, TKO, historical. 375 00:15:33,231 --> 00:15:34,164 Wait, wait, wait. 376 00:15:34,164 --> 00:15:35,632 I-I won't be funny no more. See? 377 00:15:35,632 --> 00:15:36,800 Security! 378 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,069 You ain't got to bring 379 00:15:38,069 --> 00:15:39,669 the man down here. Wait, one second. 380 00:15:39,669 --> 00:15:41,505 Kurt, come on, please, I need this job. 381 00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:42,640 Take out the trash. 382 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:43,641 "Trash"? 383 00:15:43,641 --> 00:15:44,975 Oh, now, look'ee here, p... 384 00:15:44,976 --> 00:15:46,277 Get this loser out of my face! 385 00:15:46,276 --> 00:15:47,578 "Loser"? 386 00:15:47,578 --> 00:15:49,246 Oh, now, you about to push me a little too far. 387 00:15:49,246 --> 00:15:50,082 You want a piece 388 00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:50,915 of me? 389 00:15:50,915 --> 00:15:52,883 Yeah, extra crispy, please. 390 00:15:52,884 --> 00:15:54,752 Oh, see, you lucky you brought 391 00:15:54,751 --> 00:15:55,919 your friends down here. 392 00:15:55,919 --> 00:15:57,621 Hey, man, is this really necessary? 393 00:15:57,621 --> 00:15:59,055 Kurt, please! I need this job! 394 00:15:59,055 --> 00:16:01,424 Please, I need this job. Please. 395 00:16:01,424 --> 00:16:02,794 Excuse me. 396 00:16:02,794 --> 00:16:05,831 Look, I ordered one Good Burger with nothing on it. 397 00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:07,664 That's what I gave you. 398 00:16:07,664 --> 00:16:09,366 No, you gave me a bun. 399 00:16:09,366 --> 00:16:10,601 Just a bun. 400 00:16:10,601 --> 00:16:12,504 Look, there's no meat in here. 401 00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:14,473 But you said you wanted nothing on it. 402 00:16:14,472 --> 00:16:16,942 Yes, well, I expected a meat patty! 403 00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:19,476 Dude, a meat patty is something. 404 00:16:19,476 --> 00:16:20,711 You said nothing. 405 00:16:20,711 --> 00:16:22,080 Fizz, is a meat patty 406 00:16:22,079 --> 00:16:23,881 something, or nothing? 407 00:16:23,881 --> 00:16:25,449 Uh... something? 408 00:16:25,449 --> 00:16:26,516 I win! 409 00:16:26,516 --> 00:16:27,818 All right, that rips it. 410 00:16:27,818 --> 00:16:30,087 I am reporting your name to the manager! 411 00:16:30,087 --> 00:16:32,089 The manager already knows my name. 412 00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:34,525 Oh, I'll see you in hell! 413 00:16:34,525 --> 00:16:36,895 Okay. See you there. 414 00:16:40,832 --> 00:16:42,366 Such a nice guy; I don't know why 415 00:16:42,366 --> 00:16:44,534 he had to throw the bread everywhere. 416 00:16:44,534 --> 00:16:46,703 I mean, jeez. 417 00:16:46,703 --> 00:16:47,972 One more Good Shake. 418 00:16:47,972 --> 00:16:49,573 Good, good, keep them coming. 419 00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:51,842 Um, dude, don't you think you've had enough? 420 00:16:51,842 --> 00:16:52,909 Hey... 421 00:16:52,909 --> 00:16:54,312 Hey, you look familiar. 422 00:16:54,312 --> 00:16:56,614 Don't I know you from somewhere? 423 00:16:56,614 --> 00:16:58,382 Ever been to Australia? 424 00:16:58,381 --> 00:16:58,983 No. 425 00:16:58,983 --> 00:17:00,818 Me neither. 426 00:17:02,185 --> 00:17:04,321 I could've sworn I seen you someplace before. 427 00:17:04,322 --> 00:17:05,656 Hey, I know. 428 00:17:05,656 --> 00:17:07,092 Maybe I'm someone famous. 429 00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:08,825 You know, like a baseball player, 430 00:17:08,825 --> 00:17:10,327 or a pretty nurse. Huh. 431 00:17:10,328 --> 00:17:12,997 What? Man, what in the world are you talking about? 432 00:17:12,996 --> 00:17:14,231 Okay, okay, I give up. 433 00:17:14,232 --> 00:17:15,633 Who am I? 434 00:17:15,632 --> 00:17:18,969 I don't know who you are, or where I know you from, 435 00:17:18,969 --> 00:17:21,539 or why you think you're an attractive nurse. 436 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,541 But I am sure I don't want to know you 437 00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:24,609 any longer. 438 00:17:24,609 --> 00:17:25,743 Now please, go away. 439 00:17:25,743 --> 00:17:27,078 I've had a very bad day. 440 00:17:27,078 --> 00:17:28,146 What's wrong? 441 00:17:28,146 --> 00:17:29,848 Were you bitten by a sheep? 442 00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:31,149 What?! 443 00:17:31,149 --> 00:17:33,184 Did you lose your trousers? 444 00:17:33,184 --> 00:17:34,386 No! 445 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,588 Look, you're an unusually bad guesser, 446 00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:39,623 so I'm going to go ahead and tell you why I'm upset. 447 00:17:39,622 --> 00:17:42,893 I got to come up with $1,900 to fix some jerk's car, 448 00:17:42,893 --> 00:17:44,894 another $800 to fix my mother's car 449 00:17:44,894 --> 00:17:46,997 and I just got fired. 450 00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:49,833 Man. 451 00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:53,270 I can't believe Kurt fired me from Mondo Burger. 452 00:17:53,271 --> 00:17:56,441 I mean, he yelled at me, then he insulted me. 453 00:17:57,842 --> 00:18:00,911 He made fun of me. 454 00:18:00,911 --> 00:18:04,216 Boy, you must really suck. 455 00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:07,986 See, right about now, I'd slap you 456 00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:08,986 in your head, 457 00:18:08,986 --> 00:18:10,487 but I'm not quite sure 458 00:18:10,487 --> 00:18:12,523 that your brain would understand the concept of pain. 459 00:18:12,523 --> 00:18:13,592 Hey! 460 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:14,892 Want to see my belly button? 461 00:18:17,061 --> 00:18:19,697 Well, it was very unusual 462 00:18:19,697 --> 00:18:21,465 to meet you... Ed. 463 00:18:21,465 --> 00:18:23,935 I'm going to go now and try to beg someone 464 00:18:23,935 --> 00:18:25,971 for a summer job, man. Bye. 465 00:18:27,037 --> 00:18:29,807 Wait. You could work here at Good Burger. 466 00:18:29,807 --> 00:18:31,208 Here? 467 00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:33,911 Yeah. Hey, Mr. Baily, this guy needs a job. 468 00:18:33,911 --> 00:18:35,545 Could he have one? 469 00:18:35,545 --> 00:18:36,546 No! 470 00:18:36,546 --> 00:18:37,649 See ya. 471 00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:38,683 Wait, wait, wait. 472 00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:39,784 Come on, Mr. Baily. 473 00:18:39,784 --> 00:18:41,052 He really needs one. 474 00:18:41,052 --> 00:18:42,520 He can do fries. 475 00:18:42,519 --> 00:18:43,653 Otis does fries. 476 00:18:43,653 --> 00:18:45,122 Yeah, but look at him. 477 00:18:45,122 --> 00:18:48,092 How much longer could he possibly live? 478 00:18:50,361 --> 00:18:51,562 Yeah. 479 00:18:51,562 --> 00:18:53,598 Well... 480 00:18:53,598 --> 00:18:56,234 Have you ever worked in fast food before, uh... 481 00:18:56,234 --> 00:18:57,535 Uh, Dexter. Dexter Reed. 482 00:18:57,535 --> 00:18:59,803 And yes, I have worked in fast food. 483 00:18:59,803 --> 00:19:00,871 Yeah? How long? 484 00:19:00,871 --> 00:19:02,073 Nearly two days. 485 00:19:02,073 --> 00:19:03,408 Oh, well... 486 00:19:03,408 --> 00:19:05,476 Do you know how to drive a motor vehicle? 487 00:19:05,476 --> 00:19:06,276 Yes. 488 00:19:06,276 --> 00:19:08,379 I'm an excellent driver. 489 00:19:08,379 --> 00:19:10,214 Any accidents on your record? 490 00:19:10,214 --> 00:19:12,250 Not to your knowledge. 491 00:19:14,552 --> 00:19:15,419 All right, Dexter. 492 00:19:15,419 --> 00:19:17,287 I'm going to give you a shot. 493 00:19:17,287 --> 00:19:19,156 You're on deliveries. 494 00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:20,291 And you may have to pitch in 495 00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:21,525 and do some counter work. 496 00:19:21,525 --> 00:19:22,560 Okay. 497 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,762 Cool! I'll teach him everything I know! 498 00:19:24,762 --> 00:19:26,764 Oh... God help me. 499 00:19:26,764 --> 00:19:29,333 I won't let you down. 500 00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:30,401 Hey, Fizz. 501 00:19:31,468 --> 00:19:32,736 This is Dexter. 502 00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:34,671 Fizz works drive-thru. 503 00:19:34,671 --> 00:19:35,672 Well, hi-de-ho, Dex. 504 00:19:35,672 --> 00:19:37,608 Uh, hi-de-ho, Fi. 505 00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:38,842 "Fi"? 506 00:19:38,842 --> 00:19:41,912 Wow, nobody's ever abbreviated my name before. 507 00:19:41,912 --> 00:19:43,580 I love that. 508 00:19:43,581 --> 00:19:44,782 Huh! 509 00:19:44,782 --> 00:19:46,751 Hey, and that's Otis. Huh. 510 00:19:46,751 --> 00:19:48,086 He's 77 years old 511 00:19:48,085 --> 00:19:50,755 and still works in fast food. Huh. 512 00:19:50,755 --> 00:19:53,358 I should've died years ago. 513 00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:54,225 Tough break. 514 00:19:54,225 --> 00:19:56,294 And there's Deedee. 515 00:19:56,294 --> 00:19:58,396 She's a veterinarian. 516 00:19:58,396 --> 00:19:59,397 Vegetarian. 517 00:19:59,397 --> 00:20:00,331 Oh. 518 00:20:00,331 --> 00:20:02,266 That means she doesn't eat fur. 519 00:20:02,266 --> 00:20:03,634 I won't wear fur. 520 00:20:03,634 --> 00:20:04,468 I don't eat meat. 521 00:20:07,905 --> 00:20:10,208 Hey, uh, Ed, wh-what is that? 522 00:20:10,207 --> 00:20:12,142 Oh, that's just Spatch. 523 00:20:12,142 --> 00:20:14,144 Let me show you. Come here. Huh. 524 00:20:14,144 --> 00:20:15,345 Hey, Spatch. 525 00:20:18,349 --> 00:20:21,986 Uh, Spatch isn't much of a "people person." Huh. 526 00:20:24,421 --> 00:20:25,689 Aah! 527 00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:34,665 Mmm. 528 00:20:34,665 --> 00:20:36,101 Mmm. 529 00:20:37,001 --> 00:20:38,936 Mmm. 530 00:20:38,936 --> 00:20:40,572 You want to rinse that off? 531 00:20:43,841 --> 00:20:44,842 Uh... 532 00:20:44,842 --> 00:20:45,842 Well, hello. 533 00:20:45,842 --> 00:20:47,244 My name is Dexter. 534 00:20:47,244 --> 00:20:48,879 I'm your new coworker. 535 00:20:48,879 --> 00:20:50,247 Monique. 536 00:20:50,247 --> 00:20:52,883 Well, that's a nice outfit you got on there. 537 00:20:52,883 --> 00:20:54,150 And those stripes really bring out 538 00:20:54,150 --> 00:20:55,285 the color of your eyes. 539 00:20:55,285 --> 00:20:56,387 Yes. 540 00:20:56,387 --> 00:20:58,121 You can imagine how embarrassed I was 541 00:20:58,121 --> 00:20:59,457 when I came to work 542 00:20:59,457 --> 00:21:01,792 and saw everyone wearing the same thing. 543 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:04,495 Oh, okay. 544 00:21:04,495 --> 00:21:07,097 Oh, I-I guess I'll see you later then. 545 00:21:07,096 --> 00:21:09,366 Guess you will. 546 00:21:12,369 --> 00:21:15,240 Yo, man, who was that? 547 00:21:15,239 --> 00:21:17,574 She is all that. 548 00:21:17,574 --> 00:21:18,976 All what? 549 00:21:18,976 --> 00:21:20,244 N-Never mind. 550 00:21:20,244 --> 00:21:21,512 So, tell me, what am I going 551 00:21:21,512 --> 00:21:23,113 to be making my deliveries in? 552 00:21:23,112 --> 00:21:24,814 A van, a truck? 553 00:21:24,814 --> 00:21:29,652 ♪ Feel my desire. ♪ 554 00:21:29,652 --> 00:21:33,256 There she is-- the Burger Mobile. Huh. 555 00:21:33,256 --> 00:21:35,258 Think you can handle her? 556 00:21:35,258 --> 00:21:36,392 I don't know. 557 00:21:36,392 --> 00:21:38,129 I never driven a sandwich before. 558 00:21:38,129 --> 00:21:39,663 Ha. Huh. 559 00:21:39,662 --> 00:21:42,967 Come on, I'll take you for a spin. 560 00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:43,967 A'ight. 561 00:21:43,967 --> 00:21:45,102 Huh. 562 00:21:46,003 --> 00:21:48,306 Now, uh, you can drive, right? 563 00:21:48,305 --> 00:21:52,142 I mean, you can read all the signs and stuff? 564 00:21:55,746 --> 00:21:59,550 Yeah! Now this is what I call fast food! Huh! 565 00:21:59,550 --> 00:22:01,351 Whoa, whoa! Hey, look out for..! 566 00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:04,621 That was a stop sign! 567 00:22:04,621 --> 00:22:06,390 Uh... no. 568 00:22:06,390 --> 00:22:08,626 Oh, man. 569 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,676 Watch out for the...! 570 00:22:26,710 --> 00:22:27,277 Whoa! 571 00:22:31,548 --> 00:22:32,849 Hey! Hey! 572 00:22:32,850 --> 00:22:34,651 Get back here! 573 00:22:39,223 --> 00:22:42,327 Closing time at last. 574 00:22:42,326 --> 00:22:44,861 All right, let me see. 575 00:22:44,861 --> 00:22:48,998 $5 an hour, six hours a day, five days a week. 576 00:22:48,998 --> 00:22:53,269 I should be able to pay off the car in, uh... 577 00:22:53,269 --> 00:22:56,206 Oh, another lifetime! 578 00:22:59,110 --> 00:23:01,279 Man! This place 579 00:23:01,278 --> 00:23:02,479 is the most nauseating, 580 00:23:02,479 --> 00:23:04,149 pathetic hole I have ever seen. 581 00:23:04,149 --> 00:23:06,117 I mean, what kind of diseased maggot 582 00:23:06,117 --> 00:23:07,718 would even consider eating here? 583 00:23:07,717 --> 00:23:10,621 Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. 584 00:23:10,621 --> 00:23:12,256 Can I take your order? Huh. 585 00:23:12,256 --> 00:23:14,092 Check it, boys. 586 00:23:14,092 --> 00:23:15,759 Right back there. 587 00:23:15,759 --> 00:23:17,160 It's the reject. 588 00:23:18,329 --> 00:23:20,230 Hey, check it, Ed. 589 00:23:20,229 --> 00:23:22,365 It's the Mondo idiot! 590 00:23:22,365 --> 00:23:24,367 Oh, well, nice to meet you, Mondo Idiot. 591 00:23:24,368 --> 00:23:25,770 I'm Ed. Huh. 592 00:23:25,769 --> 00:23:29,239 Well, Ed, you better watch your butt, man. 593 00:23:30,108 --> 00:23:31,509 Okay. 594 00:23:36,380 --> 00:23:39,217 Look, you got a purpose for being here? 595 00:23:39,217 --> 00:23:40,485 Yeah, I do. 596 00:23:40,485 --> 00:23:42,086 I just thought you Good Burger losers 597 00:23:42,085 --> 00:23:43,519 should be aware 598 00:23:43,519 --> 00:23:46,757 that tonight is the grand opening of Mondo Burger. 599 00:23:47,758 --> 00:23:48,926 The second we open 600 00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:52,963 our doors, Good Burger goes in the grinder. 601 00:23:52,963 --> 00:23:54,265 Again with this grinder. 602 00:23:54,265 --> 00:23:56,301 Look, man, you either order something, 603 00:23:56,301 --> 00:23:57,935 or you can get out of here. 604 00:23:57,935 --> 00:24:00,137 Yeah. Sure. 605 00:24:00,137 --> 00:24:01,940 You can take my order. 606 00:24:01,939 --> 00:24:07,578 I'll have the very last Good Burger to go. 607 00:24:13,417 --> 00:24:14,885 Oh, I give up. 608 00:24:14,884 --> 00:24:20,257 There is no way a guy can watch his own butt. Oh! 609 00:24:41,178 --> 00:24:42,412 Yeah! 610 00:24:42,412 --> 00:24:44,881 Is everybody liking my party?! 611 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:50,655 And now... 612 00:24:51,988 --> 00:24:55,025 I'm psyched to present to you people, 613 00:24:55,025 --> 00:24:58,094 Mondo Burger! 614 00:25:06,637 --> 00:25:09,640 And now, people, welcome to Mondo Burger. 615 00:25:36,265 --> 00:25:38,235 Um, Mr. Baily. 616 00:25:38,235 --> 00:25:42,140 Since we don't have any customers, or electricity... 617 00:25:42,140 --> 00:25:43,541 Yeah, yeah. 618 00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:47,645 I suppose we should all just, uh, go on home. 619 00:25:54,083 --> 00:25:57,187 Looks like Good Burger closed early tonight. 620 00:25:57,187 --> 00:26:01,292 Yep. And it think pretty soon, they'll be closed for good. 621 00:26:03,393 --> 00:26:04,894 ♪ Man! ♪ 622 00:26:04,894 --> 00:26:08,798 ♪ Crush a killer with a thigh bone ♪ 623 00:26:08,798 --> 00:26:10,032 ♪ Man! ♪ 624 00:26:10,033 --> 00:26:13,971 ♪ You call the cable, make a cozy home ♪ 625 00:26:13,970 --> 00:26:15,105 ♪ Man! ♪ 626 00:26:15,105 --> 00:26:18,842 ♪ You need a rock and roll singer ♪ 627 00:26:18,842 --> 00:26:20,945 ♪ Man! ♪ 628 00:26:20,945 --> 00:26:23,481 ♪ You got a thumb and a finger ♪ 629 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,515 ♪ You got opposable thumb ♪ 630 00:26:25,515 --> 00:26:28,017 ♪ Opposable thumb, opposable thumb ♪ 631 00:26:28,017 --> 00:26:29,821 ♪ I got one! ♪ 632 00:26:29,821 --> 00:26:31,388 ♪ Opposable thumb, opposable thumb ♪ 633 00:26:31,388 --> 00:26:32,523 ♪ Opposable thumb ♪ 634 00:26:32,523 --> 00:26:34,926 ♪ Check it out, I got one! ♪ 635 00:26:38,929 --> 00:26:43,566 ♪ I've got one... opposable thumb. ♪ 636 00:26:43,566 --> 00:26:44,668 Everybody, I got one. 637 00:26:44,668 --> 00:26:46,337 Got one, what? 638 00:26:44,668 --> 00:26:46,337 What? What? 639 00:26:46,336 --> 00:26:47,571 A Mondo Burger. 640 00:26:48,805 --> 00:26:50,607 All right, all right, everybody. 641 00:26:50,608 --> 00:26:52,309 Now, don't get all excitable. 642 00:26:55,845 --> 00:26:57,146 Holy Mackerel. 643 00:26:58,314 --> 00:27:00,316 It's huge. 644 00:27:02,453 --> 00:27:04,389 Look at that. 645 00:27:16,199 --> 00:27:19,436 And I don't know how they do it, but they charge the same amount 646 00:27:19,436 --> 00:27:21,005 as we do for a Good Burger. 647 00:27:21,005 --> 00:27:21,938 Whoa. 648 00:27:24,140 --> 00:27:25,575 How do they do it? 649 00:27:25,575 --> 00:27:28,144 They just use more meat. 650 00:27:28,144 --> 00:27:30,213 Oh, poor cows. 651 00:27:30,214 --> 00:27:31,415 Hey, Spatch. 652 00:27:32,682 --> 00:27:34,117 Hand me a Good Burger. 653 00:27:38,021 --> 00:27:39,023 Huh. 654 00:27:39,023 --> 00:27:40,957 They sound similar. 655 00:27:43,427 --> 00:27:45,295 Come on, what was our take today? 656 00:27:45,295 --> 00:27:47,899 $43.09. 657 00:27:47,899 --> 00:27:49,433 That's it?! 658 00:27:49,432 --> 00:27:50,833 Oh... 659 00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:53,571 I suppose I can always feed my mother cat food. 660 00:27:54,705 --> 00:27:56,439 Now probably wouldn't be the best time 661 00:27:56,439 --> 00:27:57,807 to ask for a raise? 662 00:27:57,807 --> 00:27:58,775 No! 663 00:28:00,110 --> 00:28:02,713 I'm going home. 664 00:28:02,713 --> 00:28:04,380 Good night, people. 665 00:28:04,380 --> 00:28:06,050 Good night, Mr. Baily. 666 00:28:06,050 --> 00:28:08,652 So, Monique, what are you going to do tonight 667 00:28:08,651 --> 00:28:10,254 after you lock up? 668 00:28:10,254 --> 00:28:12,590 I thought I'd go home. 669 00:28:12,590 --> 00:28:14,425 Home? Why? 670 00:28:14,425 --> 00:28:17,895 Well, that's where my stuff is. 671 00:28:19,796 --> 00:28:22,431 Stuff. Ha, ha, ha. 672 00:28:22,431 --> 00:28:24,333 Hey, Dex. 673 00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:25,503 Want to hang out tonight? 674 00:28:25,503 --> 00:28:26,736 I don't know, but-- 675 00:28:26,736 --> 00:28:28,973 Hey Ed, you better be careful. 676 00:28:38,148 --> 00:28:39,082 You! 677 00:28:39,082 --> 00:28:40,516 Me? 678 00:28:40,516 --> 00:28:42,186 Now I know where I saw you before. 679 00:28:42,186 --> 00:28:45,389 You're the roller-blading nut that caused my accident. 680 00:28:45,389 --> 00:28:47,024 Uh... no? 681 00:28:47,024 --> 00:28:49,126 You're the reason why I owe 1,900 bucks. 682 00:28:49,126 --> 00:28:51,262 You're the reason my mom found out 683 00:28:51,262 --> 00:28:52,897 I was driving without a license. 684 00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:54,564 Man, you cost me a fortune. 685 00:28:54,564 --> 00:28:56,299 You wrecked my summer, man. 686 00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:57,702 You ruined my life. 687 00:28:57,701 --> 00:29:00,537 So, you don't want to hang out tonight? 688 00:29:00,537 --> 00:29:02,839 No. I don't want to hang out with you... 689 00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:03,841 ever. 690 00:29:06,743 --> 00:29:10,179 Do you think you can get me to a hospital? 691 00:29:10,179 --> 00:29:12,048 I think I broke my ass. 692 00:29:12,048 --> 00:29:13,182 Come on, Otis. 693 00:29:13,182 --> 00:29:15,152 Get out of the way. 694 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,161 Oh, man. 695 00:29:25,161 --> 00:29:26,296 Ah, Mr. Reed. 696 00:29:26,296 --> 00:29:28,297 Hard at work as usual. 697 00:29:28,297 --> 00:29:29,865 I'm having my lunch. 698 00:29:29,865 --> 00:29:31,901 Well, I just got my car back from the body shop, 699 00:29:31,901 --> 00:29:33,402 and I got to admit, good as new. 700 00:29:33,402 --> 00:29:34,738 Here's the receipt. 701 00:29:38,074 --> 00:29:40,209 $2,500? 702 00:29:40,209 --> 00:29:41,277 No! 703 00:29:41,277 --> 00:29:43,514 The estimate was only for $1,900. 704 00:29:43,514 --> 00:29:46,751 Well, that my young brother, is why they call it an estimate. 705 00:29:46,751 --> 00:29:48,019 Close to, kind of, could be. 706 00:29:48,018 --> 00:29:49,352 And I estimate it'll take you 707 00:29:49,352 --> 00:29:51,354 about two and half months to get me my money. 708 00:29:51,354 --> 00:29:52,856 Now, you have a good day at work. 709 00:29:52,857 --> 00:29:54,858 I'm going to have lunch at Mondo Burger. 710 00:29:54,858 --> 00:29:56,126 Home of the Big Booty Burger. 711 00:29:56,126 --> 00:29:58,296 Home of the Big Booty Burger. 712 00:30:00,363 --> 00:30:02,299 Oh, man. 713 00:30:03,365 --> 00:30:04,767 Mind if I sit here? 714 00:30:04,767 --> 00:30:06,002 Yes, I do mind. 715 00:30:06,003 --> 00:30:06,970 Uh, thanks. 716 00:30:06,969 --> 00:30:09,172 What-what-what are you doing? 717 00:30:09,172 --> 00:30:10,173 Eating my lunch. 718 00:30:10,173 --> 00:30:12,775 I told you not to sit here. 719 00:30:12,775 --> 00:30:14,111 I don't like you. 720 00:30:14,111 --> 00:30:15,646 Can't you get that through your head? 721 00:30:15,646 --> 00:30:17,782 I can try. 722 00:30:18,849 --> 00:30:19,917 Hmm. 723 00:30:23,553 --> 00:30:24,821 Nope. 724 00:30:24,821 --> 00:30:26,089 All right, I see, I'm going 725 00:30:26,089 --> 00:30:27,491 to have to spell this out for you. 726 00:30:27,490 --> 00:30:28,791 I don't want to sit by you. 727 00:30:28,792 --> 00:30:29,959 I don't want to see you. 728 00:30:29,959 --> 00:30:31,261 I don't want to smell you. 729 00:30:31,262 --> 00:30:33,063 I don't want to hang out with you. 730 00:30:33,063 --> 00:30:35,733 I don't even want to use words with the letter "U." 731 00:30:35,733 --> 00:30:38,802 Look, I'm Grape Nose Boy. 732 00:30:38,802 --> 00:30:41,005 ♪ Bluebity, Bluebity Bluebity, Bluebity... ♪ 733 00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:43,107 Stop that. 734 00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:43,107 ♪Bluebity, Bluebity Bluebity... ♪ 735 00:30:43,107 --> 00:30:44,575 Would you stop? 736 00:30:44,574 --> 00:30:46,509 ♪Bluebity, Bluebity... ♪ 737 00:30:46,509 --> 00:30:47,943 Uh, that ain't funny. 738 00:30:47,944 --> 00:30:49,713 ♪ Bluebity, Bluebity Bluebity, Blue... ♪ 739 00:30:49,713 --> 00:30:50,747 All right. 740 00:30:49,713 --> 00:30:50,747 ♪Bluebity... ♪ 741 00:30:50,746 --> 00:30:52,248 Ha! Made you laugh. 742 00:30:52,248 --> 00:30:52,915 Ha. 743 00:30:52,916 --> 00:30:55,186 So... Oh, I give up. 744 00:30:58,088 --> 00:30:59,255 Grape? 745 00:30:59,255 --> 00:31:00,689 Uh, no, I'll pass. 746 00:31:02,726 --> 00:31:04,128 Now, I should have figured 747 00:31:04,128 --> 00:31:06,295 that lunch with you would be... different. 748 00:31:06,295 --> 00:31:08,532 Ah. Huh. 749 00:31:08,532 --> 00:31:09,933 Hey, what's that goo? 750 00:31:09,932 --> 00:31:11,667 Oh, that's my sauce. 751 00:31:11,668 --> 00:31:13,169 I make it myself. 752 00:31:13,169 --> 00:31:14,036 Huh. 753 00:31:14,036 --> 00:31:15,271 You carry your own sauce? 754 00:31:15,272 --> 00:31:17,375 Doesn't everybody? 755 00:31:18,909 --> 00:31:20,578 Hey, hey, would you watch it? 756 00:31:20,578 --> 00:31:21,846 Sorry. 757 00:31:24,782 --> 00:31:26,650 Hey, that is kind of good. 758 00:31:26,650 --> 00:31:29,018 You sure you made this by yourself? 759 00:31:29,018 --> 00:31:31,454 Yeah. It's my very own recipe. 760 00:31:31,455 --> 00:31:34,291 Nobody knows about this, right? 761 00:31:34,291 --> 00:31:35,292 Nope. 762 00:31:36,759 --> 00:31:38,127 Hey, Fizz, 763 00:31:38,128 --> 00:31:40,364 come here. 764 00:31:40,363 --> 00:31:41,597 Hi, you guys. 765 00:31:41,598 --> 00:31:42,732 What can I...? 766 00:31:42,732 --> 00:31:45,068 Hey, what did you do? 767 00:31:45,067 --> 00:31:46,269 Mmm. 768 00:31:46,269 --> 00:31:47,103 This is really good. 769 00:31:47,103 --> 00:31:48,771 What did you guys put on this? 770 00:31:48,772 --> 00:31:52,442 Deedee, Otis, Monique, come here. 771 00:31:53,610 --> 00:31:55,978 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey! 772 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,682 Mom, I got to call you back. 773 00:31:59,682 --> 00:32:02,685 This is so good. 774 00:32:02,686 --> 00:32:03,987 Hey, hey, hey. 775 00:32:03,987 --> 00:32:06,090 What in the name of ground beef is going on? 776 00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:07,491 Mr. Baily, try this. 777 00:32:07,490 --> 00:32:09,492 Dexter, I don't have time... 778 00:32:09,493 --> 00:32:11,428 It's good. 779 00:32:09,493 --> 00:32:11,428 Terrific. 780 00:32:11,428 --> 00:32:12,629 Mm-hmm. 781 00:32:12,629 --> 00:32:13,897 This is marvelous. What is it? 782 00:32:13,897 --> 00:32:15,198 A French fry. 783 00:32:15,198 --> 00:32:16,166 I know that, Ed. 784 00:32:16,166 --> 00:32:17,734 I'm talking about the sauce. 785 00:32:17,734 --> 00:32:18,768 What's in the sauce? 786 00:32:18,767 --> 00:32:19,870 Ed's ingredients. 787 00:32:19,870 --> 00:32:21,271 He made it himself. 788 00:32:21,271 --> 00:32:22,239 Ed? 789 00:32:21,271 --> 00:32:22,239 Excellent. 790 00:32:22,238 --> 00:32:23,606 It's awesome. 791 00:32:23,607 --> 00:32:25,008 It makes me glad I'm not dead. 792 00:32:25,007 --> 00:32:26,175 Ed! 793 00:32:26,176 --> 00:32:28,412 If we put that sauce on all the Good Burgers, 794 00:32:28,411 --> 00:32:30,013 then everyone will want to eat here. 795 00:32:30,013 --> 00:32:32,382 We'll knock Mondo Burger right off the map. 796 00:32:32,382 --> 00:32:33,582 Whee! That's great. 797 00:32:33,582 --> 00:32:34,517 Yeah! 798 00:32:34,517 --> 00:32:35,919 It's true. 799 00:32:35,919 --> 00:32:38,354 Ed, get in that kitchen and start making sauce. 800 00:32:38,354 --> 00:32:40,056 Yippee skippy! 801 00:32:41,525 --> 00:32:42,758 It shall be done. 802 00:32:43,761 --> 00:32:44,928 Don't let us down. 803 00:32:44,928 --> 00:32:47,130 Get me another French fry. 804 00:32:47,130 --> 00:32:49,667 Good Burger's back in business. 805 00:32:49,667 --> 00:32:51,936 Yeah! 806 00:32:59,208 --> 00:33:01,477 ♪ It's time to put hard times behind ♪ 807 00:33:01,477 --> 00:33:04,715 ♪ Get all the bad things off your mind ♪ 808 00:33:04,715 --> 00:33:07,350 ♪ He's feeling good, she's feeling good ♪ 809 00:33:07,350 --> 00:33:08,517 ♪ We're feeling good, yeah ♪ 810 00:33:08,517 --> 00:33:09,685 ♪ Just hanging out ♪ 811 00:33:09,686 --> 00:33:10,754 ♪ Just having fun ♪ 812 00:33:10,754 --> 00:33:12,223 ♪ We're number one ♪ 813 00:33:12,223 --> 00:33:15,192 ♪ Just hanging out, just having fun ♪ 814 00:33:15,191 --> 00:33:16,125 ♪ I'm a dude ♪ 815 00:33:16,126 --> 00:33:17,628 ♪ He's a dude ♪ 816 00:33:17,628 --> 00:33:19,362 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪ 817 00:33:19,362 --> 00:33:21,163 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 818 00:33:21,163 --> 00:33:22,999 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪ 819 00:33:22,999 --> 00:33:24,500 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 820 00:33:24,501 --> 00:33:26,336 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪ 821 00:33:26,335 --> 00:33:28,037 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 822 00:33:28,037 --> 00:33:30,140 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey. ♪ 823 00:33:30,140 --> 00:33:31,240 Ed... 824 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,142 I've never seen so many customers. 825 00:33:33,142 --> 00:33:34,911 Good Burger's back in business. 826 00:33:34,911 --> 00:33:36,078 Oh, back in business. 827 00:33:36,079 --> 00:33:37,481 Move over, Mondo Burger. 828 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:38,648 Move over. 829 00:33:39,650 --> 00:33:40,816 And Ed? 830 00:33:39,650 --> 00:33:40,816 What? 831 00:33:40,816 --> 00:33:42,419 For every Good Burger we sell, 832 00:33:42,419 --> 00:33:44,487 I'm going to give you ten cents for every one! 833 00:33:45,621 --> 00:33:46,756 Oh, man. 834 00:33:46,756 --> 00:33:47,823 A little help here. 835 00:33:47,823 --> 00:33:49,159 Oh, okay, be right there. 836 00:33:49,159 --> 00:33:50,627 No, no, no, no. I'll help Deedee. 837 00:33:50,627 --> 00:33:52,262 You get in that kitchen and keep making sauce. 838 00:33:58,601 --> 00:34:01,004 Well, Ed, how's that sauce-making 839 00:34:01,004 --> 00:34:02,540 coming along? 840 00:34:03,540 --> 00:34:04,975 Oh, pretty good. 841 00:34:04,975 --> 00:34:07,044 Mr. Baily says it's going to save Good Burger. 842 00:34:07,044 --> 00:34:08,378 That's great. 843 00:34:08,378 --> 00:34:10,514 Now, you do remember that it was my idea 844 00:34:10,514 --> 00:34:13,749 to put the sauce on Good Burgers in the first place, right? 845 00:34:13,749 --> 00:34:16,085 Yeah, you should get some of the money I receive. 846 00:34:16,086 --> 00:34:18,555 I'm glad to hear you say that. 847 00:34:18,555 --> 00:34:20,256 In fact, since we're going to be 848 00:34:20,256 --> 00:34:22,059 in business together, I thought that maybe 849 00:34:22,059 --> 00:34:23,392 we should sign a little contract. 850 00:34:23,392 --> 00:34:26,630 Just to make our partnership official. 851 00:34:26,630 --> 00:34:28,164 Yeah, okay. 852 00:34:29,733 --> 00:34:31,200 Hmm. 853 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,535 Mm-hmm. 854 00:34:32,535 --> 00:34:33,903 Mm... hmm. 855 00:34:33,903 --> 00:34:35,037 Oh, oh, yeah. 856 00:34:35,037 --> 00:34:36,840 Mmm, mmm. 857 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,309 Mmm. 858 00:34:38,309 --> 00:34:40,610 I know some of these words. 859 00:34:40,610 --> 00:34:42,144 Ah. 860 00:34:42,144 --> 00:34:43,646 So, what does it all mean, Dexter? 861 00:34:43,646 --> 00:34:45,782 Well, it's-it's quite simple, really. 862 00:34:45,782 --> 00:34:47,016 Of all the money 863 00:34:47,017 --> 00:34:49,119 that Good Burger makes off your sauce, 864 00:34:49,119 --> 00:34:50,454 you get to keep 20%. 865 00:34:50,454 --> 00:34:51,522 Cool? Okay. 866 00:34:51,521 --> 00:34:53,023 And then I'll keep the other 867 00:34:53,023 --> 00:34:56,593 80%, so it works out cool for both of us. 868 00:34:56,593 --> 00:34:59,595 Okay. 869 00:34:59,595 --> 00:35:00,997 There you go. 870 00:35:00,997 --> 00:35:02,932 Cool. All right. 871 00:35:02,932 --> 00:35:04,300 Ed? 872 00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:06,269 There must be 50 customers out there. 873 00:35:06,269 --> 00:35:07,436 It's unbelievable. 874 00:35:07,436 --> 00:35:09,205 What do you put in that sauce? 875 00:35:09,206 --> 00:35:10,207 Well, you start off 876 00:35:10,206 --> 00:35:11,474 with a little lemon juice 877 00:35:11,474 --> 00:35:13,009 and some ketchup. 878 00:35:14,977 --> 00:35:16,345 Um, look, Dexter, 879 00:35:16,345 --> 00:35:19,081 I like you as a friend and all, but it might... 880 00:35:19,081 --> 00:35:20,349 No. Listen to me carefully. 881 00:35:20,349 --> 00:35:21,550 Okay. 882 00:35:21,550 --> 00:35:23,253 Do not tell anyone the recipe to your sauce. 883 00:35:23,253 --> 00:35:25,555 Oh. Well, first you start off with a little lemon juice... 884 00:35:25,555 --> 00:35:26,556 Stop it! 885 00:35:26,555 --> 00:35:27,624 Stop talking. 886 00:35:27,624 --> 00:35:28,559 Oh. 887 00:35:28,559 --> 00:35:29,959 Never tell anyone 888 00:35:29,959 --> 00:35:32,562 the ingredients of your sauce. 889 00:35:32,561 --> 00:35:33,764 Why? 890 00:35:33,764 --> 00:35:35,899 You want to save Good Burger, don't you? 891 00:35:35,898 --> 00:35:37,566 Oh, yeah. Good Burger's my life. 892 00:35:37,566 --> 00:35:41,070 Well, then, you got to keep your sauce recipe a secret. 893 00:35:41,070 --> 00:35:42,271 All right? 894 00:35:41,070 --> 00:35:42,271 Okay. 895 00:35:42,271 --> 00:35:43,706 All right. 896 00:35:42,271 --> 00:35:43,706 Um, Dexter? 897 00:35:43,706 --> 00:35:44,807 Hmm? 898 00:35:44,807 --> 00:35:46,175 You're squishing my pancreas. 899 00:35:47,711 --> 00:35:48,912 Sorry. 900 00:35:48,912 --> 00:35:50,247 Thanks. 901 00:35:58,722 --> 00:36:00,157 Unbelievable. 902 00:36:00,157 --> 00:36:02,992 Two days ago, we had Good Burger crushed. 903 00:36:02,992 --> 00:36:04,159 Now look at 'em. 904 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:05,996 I think it's the sauce, boss. 905 00:36:05,996 --> 00:36:08,298 Oh. 906 00:36:10,566 --> 00:36:12,369 Duh. I know that. 907 00:36:12,369 --> 00:36:15,171 You think Kurt's stupid? 908 00:36:15,171 --> 00:36:17,274 Mmm... Uh-uh, uh-uh. 909 00:36:20,142 --> 00:36:22,345 I want Good Burger out of business. 910 00:36:22,345 --> 00:36:24,447 Go find out what's in that sauce. 911 00:36:24,447 --> 00:36:26,549 I'll go get some and have it checked out. 912 00:36:33,423 --> 00:36:36,392 Ed, here's your take for the day. 913 00:36:36,392 --> 00:36:38,394 $67.00. 914 00:36:38,394 --> 00:36:39,696 Yay! 915 00:36:39,695 --> 00:36:40,697 Yay! 916 00:36:41,831 --> 00:36:43,132 Thanks for the sauce, kid. 917 00:36:43,133 --> 00:36:44,501 Mmm! 918 00:36:44,501 --> 00:36:45,635 Love ya! 919 00:36:48,271 --> 00:36:50,840 Well, here you go, Ed. 920 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:53,043 You get to keep $13. 921 00:36:53,043 --> 00:36:55,778 Whoa. That's almost $14. 922 00:36:55,778 --> 00:36:57,447 Yeah, well, see you tomorrow. 923 00:36:57,447 --> 00:36:59,448 Uh, hey-hey, Dex, uh, what you doing? 924 00:36:59,448 --> 00:37:01,318 You want to hang out or something? 925 00:37:01,318 --> 00:37:02,852 Gee, I don't know. 926 00:37:02,852 --> 00:37:04,988 I got to go clean my room. 927 00:37:04,988 --> 00:37:06,389 I-I got to... 928 00:37:06,389 --> 00:37:07,591 Please? 929 00:37:09,758 --> 00:37:10,927 Sure. Let-Let's hang out. 930 00:37:10,927 --> 00:37:12,128 Cool! 931 00:37:12,128 --> 00:37:14,463 Want to see my secret place? 932 00:37:14,463 --> 00:37:17,333 That's not what I had in mind. 933 00:37:17,334 --> 00:37:18,135 Come on! 934 00:37:18,135 --> 00:37:19,135 All-All right... 935 00:37:19,135 --> 00:37:20,337 I get you. 936 00:37:22,673 --> 00:37:25,609 This is my place. 937 00:37:25,608 --> 00:37:27,877 This is where I come and think. 938 00:37:27,878 --> 00:37:29,880 Well, I think. 939 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:31,814 That's funny, 940 00:37:31,814 --> 00:37:34,150 'cause I never took you for much of a thinker. 941 00:37:34,150 --> 00:37:35,485 Oh, yeah, sure. 942 00:37:35,485 --> 00:37:37,687 I think about all kind of things: 943 00:37:37,686 --> 00:37:39,822 Good Burger... 944 00:37:39,822 --> 00:37:41,824 squirrels... 945 00:37:41,825 --> 00:37:43,227 cardboard boxes... 946 00:37:43,227 --> 00:37:45,095 things that are sticky... 947 00:37:45,095 --> 00:37:47,497 I'll bet you don't have one real problem. 948 00:37:47,497 --> 00:37:50,133 Um, I got six toes on my left foot. 949 00:37:50,133 --> 00:37:52,503 What kind of problems do you have? 950 00:37:52,503 --> 00:37:55,338 Other than the ones you cause? Lots. 951 00:37:55,338 --> 00:37:58,707 Most of them started when I was a little kid. 952 00:37:58,707 --> 00:38:01,677 That's when my dad left me and my mom. 953 00:38:01,677 --> 00:38:05,113 I must have lived in 15 places since then. 954 00:38:05,113 --> 00:38:08,351 I remember the last time I saw my Dad. 955 00:38:08,351 --> 00:38:09,751 I was seven years old, 956 00:38:09,751 --> 00:38:13,122 and for no reason at all, he bought me this yo-yo. 957 00:38:13,122 --> 00:38:15,258 It was so cool. 958 00:38:15,258 --> 00:38:17,860 I mean, it wasn't just an ordinary yo-yo. 959 00:38:17,860 --> 00:38:20,930 It had lights that lit up when you yo-yoed it. 960 00:38:20,930 --> 00:38:24,568 Red lights on one side, and blue lights on the other. 961 00:38:24,568 --> 00:38:27,803 And it made this funky, whistling noise, too. 962 00:38:27,803 --> 00:38:29,006 Wow. 963 00:38:29,006 --> 00:38:30,940 That sounds like quite a yo-yo. 964 00:38:30,939 --> 00:38:32,409 You-you still got it? 965 00:38:32,409 --> 00:38:34,209 No. 966 00:38:34,209 --> 00:38:36,546 After awhile, it stopped lighting up. 967 00:38:36,546 --> 00:38:39,682 Then it quit making that funky whistling noise. 968 00:38:39,682 --> 00:38:43,253 Then I guess my mom just threw it away. 969 00:38:46,155 --> 00:38:48,390 You know... 970 00:38:48,390 --> 00:38:51,427 I don't even remember what my dad looks like. 971 00:38:51,427 --> 00:38:55,597 I don't remember what my dad looks like, either. 972 00:38:55,597 --> 00:38:59,335 But at least I get to see him every day. 973 00:39:01,671 --> 00:39:03,372 I give up. 974 00:39:03,372 --> 00:39:05,575 I'm going home. 975 00:39:10,713 --> 00:39:12,782 Oh, h-hey, Dex. 976 00:39:12,782 --> 00:39:15,986 Uh, thanks for hanging out with me. 977 00:39:15,985 --> 00:39:18,053 It's no problem. 978 00:39:18,053 --> 00:39:20,323 See you tomorrow, buddy. 979 00:39:22,892 --> 00:39:24,660 You-You mean it? 980 00:39:24,660 --> 00:39:27,197 Mean what? 981 00:39:27,197 --> 00:39:28,664 Well, I'm your buddy. 982 00:39:28,664 --> 00:39:31,000 You-You called me your buddy. 983 00:39:31,001 --> 00:39:33,203 Yeah, sure. 984 00:39:33,202 --> 00:39:34,438 I guess so. 985 00:39:34,438 --> 00:39:36,573 See you tomorrow. 986 00:39:41,276 --> 00:39:43,947 Dexter, you got a delivery. 987 00:39:43,947 --> 00:39:46,115 You are going to freak. 988 00:39:46,115 --> 00:39:47,650 Ooh! 989 00:39:47,651 --> 00:39:49,319 Hey, Monique, um, check it. 990 00:39:49,318 --> 00:39:50,954 I got a delivery to make. 991 00:39:50,954 --> 00:39:52,389 You want to ride with me? 992 00:39:52,389 --> 00:39:54,557 Oh, I want to go, I want to go. 993 00:39:54,557 --> 00:39:55,925 Oh, yeah. 994 00:39:55,925 --> 00:39:58,061 You can go, Ed. 995 00:39:58,061 --> 00:39:59,928 Yay! 996 00:39:59,928 --> 00:40:02,398 Oh, man. 997 00:40:05,834 --> 00:40:07,637 Ed. 998 00:40:07,637 --> 00:40:10,039 Ed, man, you got to park the burger. Slow down. 999 00:40:12,242 --> 00:40:14,077 Watch it, Steve! 1000 00:40:14,077 --> 00:40:15,178 Hey, hey! 1001 00:40:19,249 --> 00:40:21,385 Oh, hey, man. 1002 00:40:26,622 --> 00:40:27,923 Whoa! 1003 00:40:27,923 --> 00:40:30,126 Come on, man, the locker room's this way. 1004 00:40:30,126 --> 00:40:33,930 So, after scoring that amazing, last-minute, game-winning shot, 1005 00:40:33,930 --> 00:40:35,565 and bringing your team all the way 1006 00:40:35,564 --> 00:40:37,733 to the NBA Championship, how do you feel? 1007 00:40:37,733 --> 00:40:39,268 I feel hungry. 1008 00:40:42,137 --> 00:40:44,239 Delivery. 1009 00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:45,375 Shaq...! 1010 00:41:10,265 --> 00:41:13,135 Oh, oh, oh! 1011 00:41:14,137 --> 00:41:15,939 Oh, oh, huh. 1012 00:41:15,939 --> 00:41:19,709 Here's your Good Burger. Huh. 1013 00:41:19,709 --> 00:41:20,810 Little man, 1014 00:41:20,809 --> 00:41:22,545 I ordered tomatoes on this Good Burger. 1015 00:41:22,546 --> 00:41:23,580 I don't see no tomatoes. 1016 00:41:23,579 --> 00:41:26,315 Well, hang on. Uh. 1017 00:41:26,316 --> 00:41:28,352 Huh! 1018 00:41:28,352 --> 00:41:29,553 Consider yourself tomatoed. 1019 00:41:30,854 --> 00:41:33,323 You're not like other people, are you? 1020 00:41:33,322 --> 00:41:34,590 No. 1021 00:41:34,590 --> 00:41:36,058 Um, go-go on ahead, Shaq. 1022 00:41:36,059 --> 00:41:37,593 Take a bite of the Good Burger, 1023 00:41:37,593 --> 00:41:39,762 and tell us how you like the good sauce. 1024 00:41:42,231 --> 00:41:43,566 Tastes good, tastes good. 1025 00:41:43,566 --> 00:41:45,068 You heard it here, folks. 1026 00:41:45,068 --> 00:41:48,071 Shaquille O'Neal, a man who enjoys good food. 1027 00:41:48,070 --> 00:41:49,204 Huh! Huh! 1028 00:41:49,204 --> 00:41:51,474 Look, Dex, we're on live TV! 1029 00:41:51,474 --> 00:41:53,442 Oh, welcome to Good Burger, 1030 00:41:53,443 --> 00:41:54,977 home of the Good Burger. 1031 00:41:54,977 --> 00:41:56,245 Can I take your order? 1032 00:41:56,244 --> 00:41:57,413 Huh. Whoa. 1033 00:41:57,414 --> 00:41:59,148 I've never been on TV before. 1034 00:41:59,148 --> 00:42:00,149 Whoa. Hey. 1035 00:42:00,148 --> 00:42:01,182 ♪ I'm a dude ♪ 1036 00:42:01,182 --> 00:42:02,284 ♪ He's a dude ♪ 1037 00:42:02,285 --> 00:42:03,453 ♪ She's a dude ♪ 1038 00:42:03,452 --> 00:42:04,653 ♪ And we're all dudes, hey! ♪ 1039 00:42:04,653 --> 00:42:06,688 I'm sick of these pukes. Shut up! 1040 00:42:09,358 --> 00:42:10,593 You're not so fast 1041 00:42:10,593 --> 00:42:12,361 with the trash talk now, are you, huh? 1042 00:42:12,361 --> 00:42:13,762 You got him that time, bro. 1043 00:42:13,762 --> 00:42:15,598 Yeah, but if you hadn't noticed, 1044 00:42:15,599 --> 00:42:17,533 Good Burger is still in business. 1045 00:42:17,532 --> 00:42:19,768 Well, what are we supposed to do about it? 1046 00:42:19,769 --> 00:42:22,539 Our burgers are already twice the size of theirs. 1047 00:42:25,407 --> 00:42:27,409 Kitchen. 1048 00:42:27,410 --> 00:42:28,945 Y-yes, sir. 1049 00:42:28,945 --> 00:42:30,513 Make our burgers bigger. 1050 00:42:30,512 --> 00:42:31,947 Bigger? But they're already... 1051 00:42:31,947 --> 00:42:34,517 Bigger! Bigger! 1052 00:42:35,651 --> 00:42:37,353 Now, let's see Good Burger 1053 00:42:37,352 --> 00:42:40,956 go against burgers three times the size of their own. 1054 00:42:40,956 --> 00:42:42,525 Great. 1055 00:42:42,525 --> 00:42:43,927 But what about the Ed Sauce? 1056 00:42:46,496 --> 00:42:47,729 ♪ Hey, I'm a dude ♪ 1057 00:42:47,729 --> 00:42:49,398 ♪ He's a dude ♪ 1058 00:42:49,398 --> 00:42:51,934 ♪ She's a dude, 'cause we're all dudes... ♪ 1059 00:42:55,305 --> 00:42:56,639 Welcome to Good Burger. 1060 00:42:56,639 --> 00:42:58,173 Home of the Good Burger. 1061 00:42:58,173 --> 00:42:59,474 Can I take your order? 1062 00:42:59,474 --> 00:43:00,876 You all right, bro? 1063 00:43:00,876 --> 00:43:04,113 Hey, hey, hey. 1064 00:43:04,113 --> 00:43:05,481 I know you. 1065 00:43:05,481 --> 00:43:07,249 You're the dude from Mondo Burger. 1066 00:43:07,249 --> 00:43:08,617 Correct-a-mundo. 1067 00:43:08,617 --> 00:43:10,018 Kurt Bozwell. 1068 00:43:10,019 --> 00:43:11,121 No, no, no. 1069 00:43:11,121 --> 00:43:12,287 I'm Ed. 1070 00:43:12,287 --> 00:43:14,423 Can I give you a lift, Ed? 1071 00:43:14,423 --> 00:43:15,592 Oh, I don't know, dude. 1072 00:43:15,592 --> 00:43:17,093 I weigh about 150. 1073 00:43:17,093 --> 00:43:18,795 Just get in the car, huh? 1074 00:43:18,794 --> 00:43:20,030 Oh, car? 1075 00:43:20,030 --> 00:43:21,031 Yeah. 1076 00:43:23,032 --> 00:43:24,166 Uh-oh. 1077 00:43:24,166 --> 00:43:25,668 Uh-oh. Uh...! 1078 00:43:28,637 --> 00:43:30,406 Ed, I'm going to cut right to the chase. 1079 00:43:30,407 --> 00:43:32,175 You have been working at Good Burger now 1080 00:43:32,175 --> 00:43:33,309 for like, what, three years? 1081 00:43:33,309 --> 00:43:34,744 And your manager still only pays you 1082 00:43:34,744 --> 00:43:36,946 five bucks an hour, man. 1083 00:43:36,945 --> 00:43:38,081 Really? Cool! 1084 00:43:38,081 --> 00:43:39,115 Huh. 1085 00:43:39,115 --> 00:43:41,517 Well, five bucks an hour's cool... 1086 00:43:41,517 --> 00:43:43,418 How does... ten bucks sound? 1087 00:43:43,418 --> 00:43:44,920 Ten bucks. 1088 00:43:44,921 --> 00:43:46,656 I don't know. 1089 00:43:47,823 --> 00:43:50,325 It sounds sort of like... 1090 00:43:53,896 --> 00:43:57,900 I want you to bail on Good Burger, and I want you 1091 00:43:57,901 --> 00:44:00,270 to come and work for me at Mondo Burger. 1092 00:44:00,269 --> 00:44:02,371 You make your sauce for Kurt. 1093 00:44:02,372 --> 00:44:04,107 Who's Kurt? 1094 00:44:04,106 --> 00:44:05,108 I'm Kurt. 1095 00:44:05,108 --> 00:44:05,909 I'm Ed. 1096 00:44:05,909 --> 00:44:06,575 I'm aware! 1097 00:44:06,575 --> 00:44:07,943 You said you were Kurt. 1098 00:44:14,818 --> 00:44:16,819 Well, uh, thanks for the ride. 1099 00:44:16,818 --> 00:44:19,421 Whenever you're ready to come and work for me, 1100 00:44:19,421 --> 00:44:20,423 you say the word. 1101 00:44:20,423 --> 00:44:22,691 Okay. 1102 00:44:20,423 --> 00:44:22,691 Mm. 1103 00:44:28,497 --> 00:44:30,499 What were you doing in Kurt's car? 1104 00:44:30,499 --> 00:44:34,402 Oh, you know, just pushing buttons and hanging out. Huh. 1105 00:44:34,403 --> 00:44:35,638 What'd he say to you? 1106 00:44:35,637 --> 00:44:38,273 Something about working at Mondo Burger. 1107 00:44:38,273 --> 00:44:39,875 I think he likes me. 1108 00:44:39,876 --> 00:44:43,146 Ed! That diphthong doesn't like you! 1109 00:44:43,146 --> 00:44:44,914 He just wants to use you. 1110 00:44:44,914 --> 00:44:47,717 Oh, well, that's not... "natural." 1111 00:44:47,717 --> 00:44:48,517 No. 1112 00:44:48,517 --> 00:44:50,052 He wants your sauce. 1113 00:44:50,052 --> 00:44:52,622 Look, don't tell him the sauce recipe, all right? 1114 00:44:52,622 --> 00:44:56,059 Because if you do, Good Burger's going to be in big trouble. 1115 00:44:56,059 --> 00:44:57,026 Okay. 1116 00:44:57,026 --> 00:44:58,128 All right. 1117 00:44:57,026 --> 00:44:58,128 Cool. 1118 00:44:58,128 --> 00:45:00,863 Now, let's get to work. 1119 00:44:58,128 --> 00:45:00,863 All right. 1120 00:45:00,863 --> 00:45:01,831 Um, Dex... 1121 00:45:01,831 --> 00:45:04,099 Um, I got you something. 1122 00:45:04,099 --> 00:45:05,267 Here. 1123 00:45:05,267 --> 00:45:08,170 What, what is this? 1124 00:45:08,171 --> 00:45:09,506 It's a yo-yo. 1125 00:45:09,506 --> 00:45:12,008 I bought it with the $13 you gave me. 1126 00:45:12,008 --> 00:45:14,010 It lights up and flickers and everything. 1127 00:45:14,010 --> 00:45:16,278 Just like the one your dad gave you. 1128 00:45:16,278 --> 00:45:18,947 Why'd you get this for me? 1129 00:45:18,947 --> 00:45:22,117 'Cause we're buds. Huh. 1130 00:45:22,117 --> 00:45:23,119 Huh. Yeah. 1131 00:45:23,119 --> 00:45:25,755 Huh. Huh. 1132 00:45:33,697 --> 00:45:36,099 What's with this dude? 1133 00:45:36,099 --> 00:45:37,934 He doesn't want to work at Mondo Burger. 1134 00:45:37,934 --> 00:45:39,334 If you ask me, 1135 00:45:39,334 --> 00:45:41,204 the guy's a few tacos short of a combination plate. 1136 00:45:41,204 --> 00:45:42,472 I don't care. 1137 00:45:42,472 --> 00:45:44,107 Now, Kurt's going to get his sauce. 1138 00:45:44,106 --> 00:45:45,840 I didn't come this far to let 1139 00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:49,111 some tired crap shack like Good Burger get in my way. 1140 00:45:49,111 --> 00:45:51,081 Bring in Roxanne. 1141 00:45:52,548 --> 00:45:58,622 If anyone can get the sauce out of Ed... she can. 1142 00:46:00,789 --> 00:46:01,957 ♪ Roxanne ♪ 1143 00:46:01,957 --> 00:46:03,492 ♪ Roxanne ♪ 1144 00:46:03,492 --> 00:46:06,494 ♪ You don't have to put on the red light ♪ 1145 00:46:06,494 --> 00:46:08,530 ♪ No, no, no ♪ 1146 00:46:08,530 --> 00:46:10,799 ♪ Those days are over ♪ 1147 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:13,903 ♪ You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right ♪ 1148 00:46:13,903 --> 00:46:15,671 ♪ If it's right ♪ 1149 00:46:15,671 --> 00:46:18,173 ♪ Roxanne ♪ 1150 00:46:18,173 --> 00:46:21,410 ♪ You don't have to put on a red light ♪ 1151 00:46:21,410 --> 00:46:22,711 ♪ Put on a red light ♪ 1152 00:46:22,711 --> 00:46:24,746 ♪ Roxanne ♪ 1153 00:46:22,711 --> 00:46:24,746 Excuse me. 1154 00:46:24,747 --> 00:46:27,450 ♪ You don't have... ♪ 1155 00:46:24,747 --> 00:46:27,450 Hello? 1156 00:46:27,450 --> 00:46:30,654 Um, welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. 1157 00:46:30,653 --> 00:46:32,322 Can I take your order? Huh. 1158 00:46:32,322 --> 00:46:33,956 No, thanks. 1159 00:46:33,956 --> 00:46:36,660 I just came here to see you, Ed. 1160 00:46:36,660 --> 00:46:38,928 I'm Roxanne. 1161 00:46:38,927 --> 00:46:40,130 Oh! 1162 00:46:41,396 --> 00:46:43,832 Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. 1163 00:46:43,832 --> 00:46:45,267 Can I take your order? Huh. 1164 00:46:45,267 --> 00:46:47,970 You are so hot. 1165 00:46:47,970 --> 00:46:51,573 Oh, well, I often sweat at work. Huh. 1166 00:46:51,573 --> 00:46:53,209 So, you hungry? 1167 00:46:53,209 --> 00:46:55,144 Yes, I am hungry... 1168 00:46:55,144 --> 00:46:57,446 but not for food. 1169 00:46:57,445 --> 00:46:58,680 I'm hungry for you. 1170 00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:01,583 Oh, well... well, I'm not edible. 1171 00:47:01,584 --> 00:47:02,952 Huh... Huh. 1172 00:47:02,952 --> 00:47:05,956 How would you like to go on date tomorrow night? 1173 00:47:05,956 --> 00:47:07,122 With who? 1174 00:47:07,122 --> 00:47:08,890 Me, silly. 1175 00:47:08,890 --> 00:47:11,360 Huh. Me silly, too. 1176 00:47:12,394 --> 00:47:13,729 No. 1177 00:47:13,729 --> 00:47:16,699 I meant that you and I should go out together 1178 00:47:16,700 --> 00:47:18,267 tomorrow night. 1179 00:47:18,267 --> 00:47:20,336 Want to? 1180 00:47:20,336 --> 00:47:22,171 Oh, okay. Cool. Huh. 1181 00:47:22,171 --> 00:47:23,439 Awesome. 1182 00:47:23,439 --> 00:47:24,807 Here's my address. 1183 00:47:24,807 --> 00:47:26,676 I'll see you at 8:00. 1184 00:47:32,148 --> 00:47:35,017 I don't believe what I just saw. 1185 00:47:35,017 --> 00:47:36,151 Who? Elvis? 1186 00:47:36,151 --> 00:47:38,354 No, a beautiful girl just strode in here 1187 00:47:38,354 --> 00:47:39,722 and asked you on a date. 1188 00:47:39,722 --> 00:47:41,191 Oh, I know. Hey, want to come? 1189 00:47:41,191 --> 00:47:42,825 Oh, no. Three's a crowd, man. 1190 00:47:42,825 --> 00:47:44,961 Oh, well, just bring a date. 1191 00:47:44,961 --> 00:47:47,430 Hey, why don't you ask Monique. 1192 00:47:47,430 --> 00:47:49,566 I... I don't think so. 1193 00:47:49,566 --> 00:47:50,967 Now, you know you like her-- huh. 1194 00:47:50,967 --> 00:47:52,269 How can I not like her? 1195 00:47:52,269 --> 00:47:54,736 I mean, she's smart, funny, beautiful... 1196 00:47:54,736 --> 00:47:55,805 and cuddly. 1197 00:47:57,072 --> 00:47:59,173 Oh, then just ask her out. 1198 00:47:59,173 --> 00:48:00,242 No. 1199 00:48:00,242 --> 00:48:01,811 Aw, what, you chicken? 1200 00:48:01,811 --> 00:48:02,946 I'm not a chicken. 1201 00:48:02,945 --> 00:48:04,447 Are too. 1202 00:48:04,447 --> 00:48:06,182 Dexter's a chicken! 1203 00:48:06,182 --> 00:48:07,917 Chicken! Moo! 1204 00:48:07,916 --> 00:48:09,318 Moo! 1205 00:48:09,318 --> 00:48:10,986 I'm not a chicken. 1206 00:48:10,986 --> 00:48:13,055 It's just that I don't think she wants to waste her time 1207 00:48:13,055 --> 00:48:14,423 going out with me, that's all. 1208 00:48:14,423 --> 00:48:15,925 Moo! 1209 00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:18,461 Chickens...! 1210 00:48:18,461 --> 00:48:21,064 Chickens don't moo, man. 1211 00:48:21,064 --> 00:48:22,865 They cluck. 1212 00:48:25,501 --> 00:48:26,769 Hey, Monique, 1213 00:48:26,769 --> 00:48:28,138 we're all going out tomorrow night. 1214 00:48:28,137 --> 00:48:29,639 You want to be Dexter's date? 1215 00:48:29,639 --> 00:48:30,740 Look, man, I told you... 1216 00:48:30,740 --> 00:48:32,575 I'd love to. 1217 00:48:32,575 --> 00:48:36,446 I, I knew she'd say yes. 1218 00:48:37,947 --> 00:48:39,881 Moo! 1219 00:48:39,881 --> 00:48:42,584 ♪ All I want ♪ 1220 00:48:42,584 --> 00:48:44,387 ♪ Is someone I can talk to ♪ 1221 00:48:44,387 --> 00:48:49,859 ♪ Someone who will listen to what I have to say ♪ 1222 00:48:49,858 --> 00:48:52,561 ♪ All I need ♪ 1223 00:48:52,561 --> 00:48:54,296 ♪ Is some special attention ♪ 1224 00:48:54,296 --> 00:48:55,764 ♪ Someone who will mention... ♪ 1225 00:48:55,764 --> 00:48:58,767 Yeah, corn dogs! 1226 00:49:00,369 --> 00:49:01,403 Your chair, Madame. 1227 00:49:01,403 --> 00:49:04,639 Why, thank you, Dexter. 1228 00:49:04,639 --> 00:49:07,009 Your chair. Huh! 1229 00:49:08,912 --> 00:49:11,047 Um, is your butt okay? 1230 00:49:11,046 --> 00:49:13,215 It's fine. Thank you. 1231 00:49:16,751 --> 00:49:20,422 It's okay, people! 1232 00:49:20,423 --> 00:49:22,792 Her butt is fine! 1233 00:49:25,461 --> 00:49:27,229 Huh. 1234 00:49:31,733 --> 00:49:33,735 Mmm! That's a great corn dog. 1235 00:49:33,735 --> 00:49:34,802 Mm-hmm. 1236 00:49:34,802 --> 00:49:36,671 I wonder how they get the weenie 1237 00:49:36,671 --> 00:49:38,206 into the corny exterior? Yeah. 1238 00:49:38,206 --> 00:49:41,443 A question that's plagued mankind for centuries. 1239 00:49:41,443 --> 00:49:44,380 You know what'd go great on these corn dogs? 1240 00:49:44,380 --> 00:49:46,682 Um... a turtleneck? 1241 00:49:47,816 --> 00:49:49,784 No, silly. Some of your sauce. 1242 00:49:50,852 --> 00:49:52,688 I just love your sauce. 1243 00:49:52,688 --> 00:49:54,090 How do you make it? 1244 00:49:54,090 --> 00:49:56,225 I'm dying to know. 1245 00:49:56,224 --> 00:49:58,660 Well, first you start off with some 1246 00:49:58,660 --> 00:50:00,762 ketchup and some lemon juice... 1247 00:50:00,762 --> 00:50:02,264 Ow! 1248 00:50:03,131 --> 00:50:04,200 Oops. 1249 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,769 Oh, what's the matter? Is it your butt? 1250 00:50:06,769 --> 00:50:07,770 No. 1251 00:50:07,769 --> 00:50:08,972 Uh, oh. 1252 00:50:08,972 --> 00:50:10,139 Um... 1253 00:50:10,139 --> 00:50:12,407 Wha-What do you say we start putting? 1254 00:50:12,407 --> 00:50:13,642 Ooh. I get to go first. 1255 00:50:13,642 --> 00:50:14,910 All right. Word. 1256 00:50:14,910 --> 00:50:16,912 Come on, Roxanne. 1257 00:50:16,912 --> 00:50:20,650 Ed... can't we just go somewhere and be alone? 1258 00:50:20,650 --> 00:50:22,584 What for? 1259 00:50:22,584 --> 00:50:26,055 Well, maybe we could talk. 1260 00:50:26,055 --> 00:50:29,359 Or maybe get to know each other a little better. 1261 00:50:29,358 --> 00:50:31,726 Now doesn't that sound like more fun 1262 00:50:31,727 --> 00:50:33,062 than miniature golf? 1263 00:50:36,432 --> 00:50:38,167 No! 1264 00:50:38,166 --> 00:50:39,802 Come on. 1265 00:50:45,407 --> 00:50:47,075 ♪ That's the way, that's the way ♪ 1266 00:50:47,075 --> 00:50:49,177 ♪ That's the way... ♪ 1267 00:50:49,177 --> 00:50:49,911 Oh... 1268 00:50:49,912 --> 00:50:51,114 So close yet so far. 1269 00:50:51,113 --> 00:50:53,615 My turn. Excuse me. Thank you very much. 1270 00:50:53,615 --> 00:50:56,184 All righty. 1271 00:50:56,184 --> 00:50:57,186 Oh... 1272 00:50:57,186 --> 00:50:57,954 Huh. 1273 00:50:59,021 --> 00:51:00,890 Okay, yeah. 1274 00:51:02,057 --> 00:51:04,159 All right. You're all right. 1275 00:51:05,561 --> 00:51:07,063 Oh, oh... 1276 00:51:07,063 --> 00:51:08,896 Mm-mm. 1277 00:51:08,896 --> 00:51:11,099 So, uh, is this your first time? 1278 00:51:11,099 --> 00:51:12,735 Uh-huh, keep talking. 1279 00:51:12,735 --> 00:51:13,736 Mm-hmm. 1280 00:51:14,869 --> 00:51:16,905 Huh. Okay, my turn. 1281 00:51:16,905 --> 00:51:17,907 Huh, huh. 1282 00:51:19,642 --> 00:51:22,111 Huh... 1283 00:51:23,313 --> 00:51:24,280 Fore! 1284 00:51:33,456 --> 00:51:34,858 Your turn. 1285 00:51:37,059 --> 00:51:38,994 Then when I was six, I said my first words. 1286 00:51:38,994 --> 00:51:40,229 My mom thinks it was "trousers," 1287 00:51:40,229 --> 00:51:41,631 but I think it was "tweezers." 1288 00:51:41,631 --> 00:51:44,267 And then I went to camp and fell down a sand dune... 1289 00:51:44,267 --> 00:51:46,069 Ed... Ed! 1290 00:51:46,068 --> 00:51:48,503 She's still unconscious, bro. 1291 00:51:48,503 --> 00:51:49,837 Oh... 1292 00:51:49,838 --> 00:51:51,874 ♪ But please, baby, please, baby, be my girl ♪ 1293 00:51:51,874 --> 00:51:55,477 ♪ I know I'm not the greatest rapper in this land ♪ 1294 00:51:55,477 --> 00:51:59,081 ♪ But I'll do anything if you'll hold my hand... ♪ 1295 00:52:05,086 --> 00:52:07,090 What happened? 1296 00:52:07,090 --> 00:52:08,724 Your head hit my golf ball. 1297 00:52:08,724 --> 00:52:10,092 Then you went sleepy-bye. 1298 00:52:10,092 --> 00:52:14,363 Um... Monique, you want to take a walk? 1299 00:52:14,363 --> 00:52:15,164 Sure. 1300 00:52:15,164 --> 00:52:16,232 Wait, wait, wait. 1301 00:52:16,231 --> 00:52:18,300 What am I supposed to do? 1302 00:52:18,300 --> 00:52:19,568 Hello! 1303 00:52:19,568 --> 00:52:20,369 Hello. 1304 00:52:20,369 --> 00:52:22,671 What am I supposed to do? 1305 00:52:22,671 --> 00:52:27,810 Ed... I think Roxanne can, uh, help you figure something out. 1306 00:52:40,622 --> 00:52:41,624 So, Ed... 1307 00:52:41,624 --> 00:52:43,392 what do you want to do? 1308 00:52:43,392 --> 00:52:45,928 Well, I always wanted to shave a Martian. 1309 00:52:47,595 --> 00:52:48,798 Got a Martian. Huh! 1310 00:52:48,798 --> 00:52:50,466 Here you go. 1311 00:52:50,465 --> 00:52:53,001 Thank you. 1312 00:52:53,001 --> 00:52:55,505 So, uh, you like me? 1313 00:52:55,505 --> 00:52:57,140 Of course. 1314 00:52:57,139 --> 00:52:59,007 So, uh... you like me? 1315 00:52:59,008 --> 00:53:00,242 Are you kidding? 1316 00:53:00,242 --> 00:53:02,611 I liked you from the first time I saw you-- 1317 00:53:02,610 --> 00:53:03,712 right off the bat. 1318 00:53:03,713 --> 00:53:06,481 But I guess it was the same for you, too, huh? 1319 00:53:06,481 --> 00:53:10,218 No, actually, I thought you were self-centered and obnoxious. 1320 00:53:10,218 --> 00:53:14,322 Well, so much for my self-esteem. 1321 00:53:14,322 --> 00:53:16,758 I changed my mind, didn't I? 1322 00:53:16,758 --> 00:53:18,760 Yes, you did. How come? 1323 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,796 Ed. 1324 00:53:20,796 --> 00:53:22,597 Excuse me. 1325 00:53:22,597 --> 00:53:25,133 Ed thinks you're a really great guy. 1326 00:53:25,133 --> 00:53:26,501 He's always talking about 1327 00:53:26,501 --> 00:53:28,570 what a good friend you are to him... 1328 00:53:28,570 --> 00:53:31,706 and what a nice and caring person you are. 1329 00:53:31,706 --> 00:53:32,775 Really? 1330 00:53:32,775 --> 00:53:34,510 Ed said all that? 1331 00:53:34,510 --> 00:53:35,644 Mm-hmm. 1332 00:53:35,644 --> 00:53:38,180 Ed is the sweetest, 1333 00:53:38,180 --> 00:53:40,883 most genuine person I've ever met. 1334 00:53:40,883 --> 00:53:45,655 And, uh, anybody he likes that much... 1335 00:53:45,655 --> 00:53:46,823 can't be all bad. 1336 00:53:48,256 --> 00:53:53,963 ♪ After all that we've been through ♪ 1337 00:53:53,963 --> 00:53:58,700 ♪ I'll be there for you... ♪ 1338 00:53:59,468 --> 00:54:01,836 Look at me, Ed. 1339 00:54:01,836 --> 00:54:03,139 I'm looking. 1340 00:54:03,139 --> 00:54:05,240 What do you see? 1341 00:54:05,240 --> 00:54:07,209 That big red lump on your forehead 1342 00:54:07,209 --> 00:54:08,977 where the golf ball hit you. 1343 00:54:08,977 --> 00:54:10,079 Huh! 1344 00:54:10,079 --> 00:54:11,914 Look into my eyes, Ed. 1345 00:54:11,914 --> 00:54:14,116 ♪ Feel my desire... ♪ 1346 00:54:14,115 --> 00:54:15,418 Ed? 1347 00:54:15,418 --> 00:54:18,053 Tell me how you make your sauce... 1348 00:54:18,053 --> 00:54:20,956 and I'll give you anything you want. 1349 00:54:20,956 --> 00:54:23,692 Uh, whatcha got? 1350 00:54:23,693 --> 00:54:25,895 For starters... 1351 00:54:25,894 --> 00:54:28,163 how about this. 1352 00:54:28,164 --> 00:54:29,564 ♪ Feel my desire... ♪ 1353 00:54:28,164 --> 00:54:29,564 Oh, no! 1354 00:54:31,465 --> 00:54:33,135 Ooh! 1355 00:54:33,135 --> 00:54:34,135 Sorry. 1356 00:54:34,135 --> 00:54:35,871 You surprised me. 1357 00:54:35,871 --> 00:54:38,840 Can-can you breathe? 1358 00:54:43,012 --> 00:54:45,881 I quit! 1359 00:54:50,818 --> 00:54:54,655 I'm guessing she didn't get the sauce recipe. 1360 00:54:54,655 --> 00:54:57,425 I'm aware. 1361 00:54:57,425 --> 00:54:58,960 Hello. My name is Connie Mondune. 1362 00:54:58,961 --> 00:55:02,131 I'm hosting a family reunion, and my oven has run amok! 1363 00:55:02,131 --> 00:55:04,133 Huh. 1364 00:55:02,131 --> 00:55:04,133 I think it's the heat actuator. 1365 00:55:04,133 --> 00:55:05,668 Anywho, I'd like to order, uh 1366 00:55:05,668 --> 00:55:08,070 three Good Meals, four Junior Good Meals, 1367 00:55:08,070 --> 00:55:09,303 and 17 orders of your Good Chunks. 1368 00:55:09,303 --> 00:55:10,773 Um, okay, on two of the Junior Good Meals, 1369 00:55:10,773 --> 00:55:12,707 I need to substitute the Good Cookies for Good Pies. 1370 00:55:12,707 --> 00:55:14,142 Now don't fret if that's extra. 1371 00:55:14,142 --> 00:55:15,443 I'll pony up the overage. 1372 00:55:15,443 --> 00:55:17,045 And, uh, oh, on the Regular Good Meals, 1373 00:55:17,046 --> 00:55:18,681 I need two of the Good Burgers 1374 00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:20,249 to have ketchup, mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, but no onion. 1375 00:55:20,249 --> 00:55:21,951 I've got an interview this afternoon. 1376 00:55:21,950 --> 00:55:24,387 Let's see, that takes care of everyone but Uncle Leslie, 1377 00:55:24,387 --> 00:55:26,823 who doesn't eat meat, but, of course, he does eat dairy, so I don't get it. 1378 00:55:26,822 --> 00:55:28,756 Let's get Leslie a Good Chick with some Good Fries and a Good Root Beer. 1379 00:55:28,756 --> 00:55:30,992 All to go. But I would like to have my beverage while I wait. 1380 00:55:30,992 --> 00:55:32,561 Now, total me up! 1381 00:55:41,503 --> 00:55:42,804 Guess who. 1382 00:55:44,173 --> 00:55:45,307 Hi, Dexter. 1383 00:55:45,307 --> 00:55:47,810 Hey. What you doing? 1384 00:55:47,809 --> 00:55:49,044 Getting ready for work. 1385 00:55:49,044 --> 00:55:50,445 Oh, cool, cool. 1386 00:55:50,445 --> 00:55:54,650 Um, listen, since we had such a nice time last night, 1387 00:55:54,650 --> 00:55:59,153 uh, I thought that maybe we could do it again tonight. 1388 00:55:59,153 --> 00:56:00,789 I don't think so. 1389 00:56:02,191 --> 00:56:05,127 Okay. Tomorrow night, then? 1390 00:56:05,126 --> 00:56:06,394 No. 1391 00:56:06,394 --> 00:56:08,630 Well, maybe this weekend? 1392 00:56:08,630 --> 00:56:10,867 Maybe not. 1393 00:56:10,867 --> 00:56:12,401 Okay. 1394 00:56:12,401 --> 00:56:15,137 Who are you and what have done with the real Monique? 1395 00:56:15,137 --> 00:56:16,738 Oh, she's right here. 1396 00:56:16,738 --> 00:56:20,775 It's just that now, she knows the real Dexter. 1397 00:56:20,776 --> 00:56:23,212 Come again? 1398 00:56:23,211 --> 00:56:24,947 You forgot your jacket last night. 1399 00:56:24,947 --> 00:56:26,213 Oh. Thank you. 1400 00:56:26,213 --> 00:56:28,316 And this fell out of the pocket. 1401 00:56:33,055 --> 00:56:34,623 Oh, um... this? 1402 00:56:34,622 --> 00:56:37,325 This is just, all it is... 1403 00:56:37,325 --> 00:56:38,860 All-All it is... 1404 00:56:38,860 --> 00:56:40,695 Right, it's just the contract you had Ed sign. 1405 00:56:40,695 --> 00:56:43,331 You know, the one where, uh, you take most of his money. 1406 00:56:43,331 --> 00:56:46,067 The money he's supposed to get for his sauce. 1407 00:56:46,068 --> 00:56:47,102 No... yeah. 1408 00:56:47,102 --> 00:56:48,437 But, look, I was just trying... 1409 00:56:48,436 --> 00:56:49,603 You know, I can't believe 1410 00:56:49,604 --> 00:56:51,206 that you would do something like that 1411 00:56:51,206 --> 00:56:52,775 to someone who trusts you. 1412 00:56:52,775 --> 00:56:55,311 How can you take advantage of a sweet person like Ed?! 1413 00:56:55,311 --> 00:56:56,644 And after he got you a job?! 1414 00:56:56,644 --> 00:56:58,079 It ain't even like that. 1415 00:56:58,079 --> 00:56:59,081 I only wanted... 1416 00:56:59,081 --> 00:57:00,983 Oh, I know what you wanted. 1417 00:57:00,983 --> 00:57:02,450 You're not Ed's friend. 1418 00:57:02,450 --> 00:57:04,019 You're just using him 1419 00:57:04,019 --> 00:57:05,954 to scam a little cash on the side. 1420 00:57:05,954 --> 00:57:07,890 It must feel really good. 1421 00:57:10,425 --> 00:57:11,994 Babe... 1422 00:57:10,425 --> 00:57:11,994 Oh, but don't worry. 1423 00:57:11,994 --> 00:57:15,530 I'm not going to tell Ed that you're cheating him. 1424 00:57:15,530 --> 00:57:16,898 Why not? 1425 00:57:16,898 --> 00:57:20,969 Because it would hurt him too much. 1426 00:57:31,113 --> 00:57:33,249 Punk. 1427 00:57:34,816 --> 00:57:35,952 Mmm! 1428 00:57:45,528 --> 00:57:47,296 There you are, Ed. 1429 00:57:47,296 --> 00:57:49,164 Um, can I sit here? 1430 00:57:49,164 --> 00:57:50,732 On my lap? 1431 00:57:50,731 --> 00:57:51,867 No, man. 1432 00:57:51,867 --> 00:57:53,970 I'll just sit down right next to you. 1433 00:57:55,269 --> 00:57:57,204 All right, look, Ed, 1434 00:57:57,204 --> 00:57:59,007 I don't know how to say this. 1435 00:57:59,008 --> 00:58:01,043 Oh, you just go: 1436 00:58:01,043 --> 00:58:04,646 "This." 1437 00:58:04,646 --> 00:58:07,381 No, um, I-I'm talking about this contract. 1438 00:58:09,385 --> 00:58:11,854 What is it, boy? 1439 00:58:11,854 --> 00:58:13,356 Oh, wha...? What? 1440 00:58:14,256 --> 00:58:15,591 Four clowns?! 1441 00:58:15,590 --> 00:58:18,459 Their car's broken down? 1442 00:58:18,459 --> 00:58:19,861 They're in trouble? 1443 00:58:19,861 --> 00:58:21,930 Man, that dog is not talking to you. 1444 00:58:21,930 --> 00:58:22,932 W-w-wait, hang on. 1445 00:58:22,932 --> 00:58:24,066 He's trying to tell us 1446 00:58:24,066 --> 00:58:26,067 that there's four clowns stuck somewhere 1447 00:58:26,066 --> 00:58:27,335 and their car broke down. 1448 00:58:27,336 --> 00:58:29,171 Where, boy, where? 1449 00:58:29,171 --> 00:58:31,406 Ed, there are no clowns. 1450 00:58:31,405 --> 00:58:34,275 Man, that dog is just hungry. 1451 00:58:34,276 --> 00:58:37,747 Oh, well, maybe we should feed him. 1452 00:58:40,448 --> 00:58:42,918 Here, have a Mondo Burger. 1453 00:58:45,086 --> 00:58:47,289 Huh. 1454 00:58:47,289 --> 00:58:49,557 He's not eating it. 1455 00:58:49,557 --> 00:58:51,025 Well, what's wrong? 1456 00:58:51,026 --> 00:58:52,428 I don't know. 1457 00:58:52,427 --> 00:58:54,729 He definitely looks hungry, though. 1458 00:58:54,729 --> 00:58:55,831 Yeah. 1459 00:58:55,831 --> 00:58:58,834 Well, here. 1460 00:58:58,834 --> 00:59:00,703 Try a Good Burger. 1461 00:59:04,171 --> 00:59:05,807 Would you look at that? 1462 00:59:05,807 --> 00:59:06,876 See, I told you 1463 00:59:06,876 --> 00:59:09,544 there was something wrong with Mondo Burger. 1464 00:59:09,544 --> 00:59:12,847 He knows it, don't you, boy? 1465 00:59:12,847 --> 00:59:14,782 He definitely senses something 1466 00:59:14,782 --> 00:59:16,517 that he doesn't like. 1467 00:59:16,517 --> 00:59:18,553 What do you think it could be? 1468 00:59:18,553 --> 00:59:20,655 I don't know. 1469 00:59:20,655 --> 00:59:23,358 Let's find out. 1470 00:59:24,559 --> 00:59:27,929 Where is that dang dog? 1471 00:59:33,802 --> 00:59:36,805 Excuse me, ladies, may I help you? 1472 00:59:36,805 --> 00:59:39,274 Could you kindly point us in the direction 1473 00:59:39,273 --> 00:59:40,407 of the little girls' room? 1474 00:59:40,407 --> 00:59:41,843 Yes, ma'am. The ladies room 1475 00:59:41,843 --> 00:59:44,345 is just on the other side of the restaurant. 1476 00:59:44,345 --> 00:59:45,414 I'll show you. 1477 00:59:45,414 --> 00:59:46,581 Oh, get your hands 1478 00:59:46,581 --> 00:59:48,316 Ma'am! 1479 00:59:46,581 --> 00:59:48,316 off of me! 1480 00:59:48,316 --> 00:59:49,718 I'm mighty mad... 1481 00:59:49,718 --> 00:59:51,553 Ma'am, I'm just trying to help. 1482 00:59:51,552 --> 00:59:53,755 I don't need your... oh! 1483 00:59:53,755 --> 00:59:54,689 Oh! Oh! 1484 00:59:55,956 --> 00:59:57,458 Water! Water! 1485 00:59:57,459 --> 00:59:59,195 I need water! 1486 00:59:59,195 --> 01:00:02,264 Whoo! Water! Oh! 1487 01:00:02,264 --> 01:00:03,465 Water! Ooh! 1488 01:00:03,465 --> 01:00:05,667 Water! Oh! Water! Oh! 1489 01:00:05,666 --> 01:00:07,501 Okay, I'll be right back. 1490 01:00:07,501 --> 01:00:10,171 Water! Water, water, water! 1491 01:00:10,171 --> 01:00:12,039 Whoo! Oh, oh. 1492 01:00:12,039 --> 01:00:13,407 All right, let's go. 1493 01:00:13,407 --> 01:00:15,309 Hey, what about your water? 1494 01:00:15,309 --> 01:00:17,112 Would you just come on?! 1495 01:00:43,171 --> 01:00:44,805 H-hey, what's that stuff 1496 01:00:44,805 --> 01:00:46,441 they're dropping in the burgers? 1497 01:00:46,441 --> 01:00:48,043 I don't know, but I bet 1498 01:00:48,043 --> 01:00:51,113 that's what's making those burgers grow so big. 1499 01:00:51,113 --> 01:00:53,948 We should get some of that stuff for Good Burger. 1500 01:00:53,948 --> 01:00:56,584 No, man, stuff like that's got to be illegal. 1501 01:00:56,584 --> 01:00:58,586 It is illegal. 1502 01:00:58,586 --> 01:01:00,523 Whoo! Oh...! 1503 01:01:04,093 --> 01:01:05,827 Triambythal 1504 01:01:05,827 --> 01:01:08,630 is way illegal. 1505 01:01:08,630 --> 01:01:10,599 But I tell you what. 1506 01:01:10,599 --> 01:01:14,169 It sure makes burgers nice and "enormo." 1507 01:01:14,169 --> 01:01:16,305 Oh, yeah, that's all well and good, but 1508 01:01:16,305 --> 01:01:17,372 what happens to all those 1509 01:01:17,372 --> 01:01:18,640 nice, innocent people 1510 01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:20,776 when they eat your "enormo" burgers? 1511 01:01:20,776 --> 01:01:24,013 Uh-oh. Don't care, ladies. 1512 01:01:26,247 --> 01:01:28,684 Ooh! Uh... 1513 01:01:33,789 --> 01:01:35,491 Yeah, yeah, laugh it up. 1514 01:01:35,490 --> 01:01:36,858 Uh-huh. 1515 01:01:36,858 --> 01:01:38,425 But when those people find out 1516 01:01:38,425 --> 01:01:40,061 that you're putting illegal stuff in their meat 1517 01:01:40,061 --> 01:01:42,063 you're going to find yourself in jail. 1518 01:01:42,063 --> 01:01:45,532 That is why nobody outside this kitchen 1519 01:01:45,532 --> 01:01:47,201 is going to find out. 1520 01:01:47,202 --> 01:01:50,338 What do you expect us to do, keep our mouths shut? 1521 01:01:50,338 --> 01:01:53,073 No. I'll keep your mouths shut. 1522 01:01:53,073 --> 01:01:56,177 Ed, run! 1523 01:02:02,684 --> 01:02:04,052 Okay, hot pants, 1524 01:02:04,052 --> 01:02:06,921 now, I'm tired of playing games. 1525 01:02:06,921 --> 01:02:09,423 I want to know what's in your sauce. 1526 01:02:09,423 --> 01:02:10,726 Well, you can forget it. 1527 01:02:10,726 --> 01:02:12,561 You're not going to get Ed's sauce. 1528 01:02:14,496 --> 01:02:18,300 I want to know what's in your sauce. 1529 01:02:18,300 --> 01:02:21,035 Dude, you need a Tic Tac. 1530 01:02:21,035 --> 01:02:22,436 Ha-ha! 1531 01:02:22,436 --> 01:02:23,604 That coils it. 1532 01:02:23,604 --> 01:02:24,974 You guys are grass. 1533 01:02:24,974 --> 01:02:27,508 What are we going to do with them? 1534 01:02:27,508 --> 01:02:30,711 Get our pal Wade on the phone. 1535 01:02:30,711 --> 01:02:32,847 Demented Hills? 1536 01:02:34,115 --> 01:02:35,651 Hmm. 1537 01:02:53,735 --> 01:02:56,003 Hey, all right, yeah, hey, easy, man, easy. 1538 01:02:56,003 --> 01:02:58,606 Yeah, all right, uh-huh, see, you'd like to... 1539 01:02:58,606 --> 01:03:00,809 You'll never be half the man your mama was. 1540 01:03:02,010 --> 01:03:04,312 Hey, man, you better let me go! 1541 01:03:05,479 --> 01:03:07,648 Hey, man, open the door! 1542 01:03:07,648 --> 01:03:10,418 I'm not going to tell you again! 1543 01:03:10,418 --> 01:03:13,621 All right, maybe I'll tell you one more time. 1544 01:03:13,622 --> 01:03:15,757 Open this door, please?! Oh...! 1545 01:03:15,756 --> 01:03:17,626 Look, Dex, the walls are padded! 1546 01:03:17,626 --> 01:03:18,827 Look what I can do! 1547 01:03:31,439 --> 01:03:32,574 I don't get it. 1548 01:03:32,573 --> 01:03:33,807 I-I just don't get it. 1549 01:03:33,807 --> 01:03:35,043 Where could they be? 1550 01:03:35,043 --> 01:03:36,945 I'm really worried, you guys. 1551 01:03:39,447 --> 01:03:41,448 ♪ Hey! I'm a dude ♪ 1552 01:03:41,448 --> 01:03:43,517 ♪ He's a dude ♪ 1553 01:03:43,517 --> 01:03:44,785 ♪ She's a dude ♪ 1554 01:03:44,785 --> 01:03:46,488 ♪ We're all dudes ♪ 1555 01:03:46,488 --> 01:03:47,622 ♪ Hey! I'm a dude... ♪ 1556 01:03:47,622 --> 01:03:49,257 Hi. 1557 01:03:49,256 --> 01:03:50,959 Uh, huh... hi. 1558 01:03:50,959 --> 01:03:52,694 I'm a psychopath. 1559 01:03:52,693 --> 01:03:54,428 I'm Ed. 1560 01:03:54,428 --> 01:03:57,331 Have small space aliens ever landed in your brain 1561 01:03:57,331 --> 01:03:59,566 and told you to break into the zoo 1562 01:03:59,566 --> 01:04:01,536 and free the kangaroos? 1563 01:04:01,537 --> 01:04:03,105 Not that I recall. 1564 01:04:03,104 --> 01:04:04,439 Do you think I'm cute? 1565 01:04:04,439 --> 01:04:06,474 Sure. Huh. 1566 01:04:06,474 --> 01:04:08,242 What's cute about me? 1567 01:04:08,242 --> 01:04:11,079 Um... your head. 1568 01:04:12,713 --> 01:04:14,648 You have a cute head, too. 1569 01:04:16,050 --> 01:04:18,619 Well, I try to keep it nice. 1570 01:04:18,619 --> 01:04:20,322 So, what you in for? 1571 01:04:20,322 --> 01:04:22,890 I got in trouble for breaking into the zoo 1572 01:04:22,890 --> 01:04:24,959 and freeing all the kangaroos. 1573 01:04:24,959 --> 01:04:26,996 Oh. 1574 01:04:28,595 --> 01:04:30,197 My name is Heather. 1575 01:04:30,197 --> 01:04:33,334 Really? My mom's name is Heather. 1576 01:04:33,334 --> 01:04:34,769 Really? 1577 01:04:36,137 --> 01:04:37,205 No. 1578 01:04:38,706 --> 01:04:40,140 I like you, Ed. 1579 01:04:40,140 --> 01:04:41,943 Oh. 1580 01:04:43,610 --> 01:04:46,914 Uh... go fish. 1581 01:04:49,684 --> 01:04:51,452 Would you stop eating the cards? 1582 01:04:51,452 --> 01:04:52,754 And quit poking me. 1583 01:04:52,753 --> 01:04:53,988 Are you crazy? 1584 01:04:57,592 --> 01:04:59,193 Man...! 1585 01:04:59,193 --> 01:05:02,863 I got to play cards with these folk?! 1586 01:05:02,863 --> 01:05:04,532 Would you quit it?! 1587 01:05:04,532 --> 01:05:06,235 You're nasty! 1588 01:05:07,535 --> 01:05:09,838 Ah, hey, dude. 1589 01:05:12,173 --> 01:05:14,876 Hey, they gave me a jacket just like that. 1590 01:05:16,378 --> 01:05:17,812 Need some help? 1591 01:05:19,715 --> 01:05:20,916 Huh! Okay. 1592 01:05:30,392 --> 01:05:32,027 - He's loose! - Look out! 1593 01:05:34,229 --> 01:05:37,765 Oh! Goodness gracious, he's killing Sidney! 1594 01:05:48,276 --> 01:05:50,212 Open it. 1595 01:06:04,793 --> 01:06:05,994 There's the fridge. 1596 01:06:05,994 --> 01:06:07,729 Go get the sauce, dudes. 1597 01:06:10,599 --> 01:06:12,167 Got it. 1598 01:06:31,552 --> 01:06:34,321 What's going on in here? 1599 01:06:34,322 --> 01:06:37,693 Stop waving that dang light in my face. 1600 01:06:37,693 --> 01:06:38,793 Who are you? 1601 01:06:38,793 --> 01:06:40,294 Your mama. Who are you? 1602 01:06:40,294 --> 01:06:41,262 Relax. 1603 01:06:41,262 --> 01:06:42,597 It's the old guy that works here. 1604 01:06:42,597 --> 01:06:44,299 Well, what are you doing here this late? 1605 01:06:44,298 --> 01:06:45,967 Sleeping, till you woke my butt up. 1606 01:06:45,968 --> 01:06:47,970 What's that junk you're pouring into our sauce? 1607 01:06:47,970 --> 01:06:49,437 Shut up, old man. 1608 01:06:49,436 --> 01:06:52,173 Don't be rude to the elderly. 1609 01:06:52,173 --> 01:06:54,842 The old man asked us a question. 1610 01:06:54,843 --> 01:06:57,279 Now, it's called shark poison, 1611 01:06:57,278 --> 01:06:59,481 and it's going to make all 1612 01:06:59,481 --> 01:07:03,852 your little Good Burger customers very, very sick. 1613 01:07:03,852 --> 01:07:05,086 So sick that I doubt anybody 1614 01:07:05,086 --> 01:07:06,587 will ever want to eat here again. 1615 01:07:06,586 --> 01:07:07,822 I'm calling the cops. 1616 01:07:10,691 --> 01:07:13,461 You're not calling anyone. 1617 01:07:14,595 --> 01:07:15,697 In you go. 1618 01:07:15,697 --> 01:07:16,965 Join your buddies. 1619 01:07:18,131 --> 01:07:19,233 Otis? 1620 01:07:19,233 --> 01:07:21,002 Otis, you came to visit, huh? 1621 01:07:23,104 --> 01:07:25,006 Oh, I'm fine, and you? 1622 01:07:25,006 --> 01:07:27,476 Help me get him out of this! 1623 01:07:29,878 --> 01:07:32,747 Do I look like I came to visit?! 1624 01:07:32,747 --> 01:07:33,782 Where am I? 1625 01:07:33,782 --> 01:07:34,849 What's going on? 1626 01:07:34,849 --> 01:07:35,950 They kidnapped us. 1627 01:07:35,950 --> 01:07:37,418 Why'd they bring you here? 1628 01:07:37,418 --> 01:07:39,987 'Cause I caught those little Mondo brats 1629 01:07:39,988 --> 01:07:41,856 dumping shark poison in our sauce. 1630 01:07:41,856 --> 01:07:43,424 Shark poison?! 1631 01:07:43,423 --> 01:07:46,394 Wow, why do they want to harm those innocent sharks? 1632 01:07:46,394 --> 01:07:48,295 Will you forget about the sharks? 1633 01:07:48,296 --> 01:07:50,832 That stuff's going to harm innocent people. 1634 01:07:50,831 --> 01:07:51,967 Can you get to a phone? 1635 01:07:51,967 --> 01:07:53,300 There's no chance. 1636 01:07:53,300 --> 01:07:54,869 We got to get out of this place. 1637 01:07:54,869 --> 01:07:55,903 What time is it? 1638 01:07:55,903 --> 01:07:57,104 I'll tell you. 1639 01:07:57,104 --> 01:07:58,573 It's 6:00 a.m. 1640 01:07:58,573 --> 01:08:00,008 Good Burger opens at 10:00. 1641 01:08:00,008 --> 01:08:02,477 That means we only got four hours to warn them. 1642 01:08:02,477 --> 01:08:04,912 But how are we going to get out of here? 1643 01:08:04,912 --> 01:08:06,948 You just let me handle that part. 1644 01:08:14,456 --> 01:08:17,058 Good morning, patients. 1645 01:08:17,058 --> 01:08:19,594 It's medication time. 1646 01:08:19,594 --> 01:08:25,067 I'll be back in ten minutes with your various prescriptions. 1647 01:08:34,108 --> 01:08:36,477 Ooh, that music sucks. 1648 01:08:36,478 --> 01:08:37,479 Yeah, it does. 1649 01:08:37,478 --> 01:08:39,447 Well, hang on. Huh. 1650 01:08:39,447 --> 01:08:42,483 Hey, dude, I'll be right back. 1651 01:08:42,483 --> 01:08:43,918 Where you going? 1652 01:08:43,918 --> 01:08:45,086 Ed? Ed? 1653 01:08:48,755 --> 01:08:50,057 Um, Ed? 1654 01:08:50,058 --> 01:08:52,460 Hey, I don't think you should be touching 1655 01:08:52,460 --> 01:08:53,295 the knob on the... 1656 01:08:54,495 --> 01:08:55,763 ...on the radio dial. 1657 01:08:55,763 --> 01:08:57,731 Heh, heh. 1658 01:08:57,732 --> 01:08:58,967 Um... 1659 01:08:58,967 --> 01:09:04,138 Huh, huh, huh, huh-huh... 1660 01:09:04,138 --> 01:09:06,740 Come on, dance with me. 1661 01:09:06,741 --> 01:09:09,111 Come on, huh. Feel it? 1662 01:09:09,111 --> 01:09:10,211 Come on, everybody. 1663 01:09:10,210 --> 01:09:12,747 Yeah, let's have some fun! Yeah! 1664 01:09:12,747 --> 01:09:13,948 Get on up! Yeah! 1665 01:09:13,948 --> 01:09:15,717 Yeah, cool! 1666 01:09:15,717 --> 01:09:17,251 Hey, check out the kooks. 1667 01:09:17,251 --> 01:09:18,753 Aren't they something? 1668 01:09:18,753 --> 01:09:24,393 ♪ Whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh ♪ 1669 01:09:26,428 --> 01:09:32,934 ♪ Whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh, hey, ho-ow ♪ 1670 01:09:35,803 --> 01:09:37,439 ♪ Something about her ♪ 1671 01:09:37,438 --> 01:09:39,273 ♪ She always make me dance ♪ 1672 01:09:39,273 --> 01:09:41,442 ♪ Something about her ♪ 1673 01:09:41,442 --> 01:09:43,610 ♪ She always make me dance ♪ 1674 01:09:43,611 --> 01:09:51,753 ♪ She turns me on and on and all about ♪ 1675 01:09:51,753 --> 01:09:53,955 ♪ She was a freak ♪ 1676 01:09:53,955 --> 01:09:55,790 ♪ Never missing a beat, yeah ♪ 1677 01:09:55,790 --> 01:09:57,158 ♪ She was a freak ♪ 1678 01:09:57,157 --> 01:09:58,825 ♪ Boy, was it neat ♪ 1679 01:09:58,826 --> 01:10:00,328 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1680 01:10:00,327 --> 01:10:02,030 ♪ Not just knee deep, she was totally deep ♪ 1681 01:10:02,030 --> 01:10:03,365 ♪ When she did the freak with me ♪ 1682 01:10:03,365 --> 01:10:04,933 ♪ She did the freak ♪ 1683 01:10:04,933 --> 01:10:08,903 ♪ Never missing a beat, yeah ♪ 1684 01:10:08,903 --> 01:10:10,437 ♪ She did the freak ♪ 1685 01:10:10,437 --> 01:10:12,206 ♪ Boy, was it neat, yeah ♪ 1686 01:10:12,206 --> 01:10:13,273 ♪ She did the freak ♪ 1687 01:10:13,273 --> 01:10:14,709 ♪ The girl's a freak ♪ 1688 01:10:14,709 --> 01:10:16,544 ♪ The girl never misses a beat, yeah, yeah ♪ 1689 01:10:16,544 --> 01:10:18,412 ♪ Not just knee deep, she was totally deep ♪ 1690 01:10:18,412 --> 01:10:19,946 ♪ When she did the freak with me ♪ 1691 01:10:19,946 --> 01:10:21,615 ♪ She did the jerk... ♪ 1692 01:10:21,616 --> 01:10:22,517 How y'all doing? 1693 01:10:22,517 --> 01:10:24,119 ♪ It didn't work, no ♪ 1694 01:10:24,119 --> 01:10:26,387 ♪ She did the monkey ♪ 1695 01:10:26,387 --> 01:10:29,590 ♪ It wasn't funky no more ♪ 1696 01:10:29,589 --> 01:10:34,461 ♪ ♪ 1697 01:10:34,461 --> 01:10:36,999 I bet y'all got some moves, huh? 1698 01:10:36,999 --> 01:10:39,467 No, I-I really couldn't do that. 1699 01:10:39,467 --> 01:10:42,137 Yeah, I'm not very good at that. 1700 01:10:42,137 --> 01:10:43,537 Oh, come on, now. 1701 01:10:43,537 --> 01:10:44,438 You know you... 1702 01:10:44,438 --> 01:10:46,073 It's against regulations. 1703 01:10:46,073 --> 01:10:49,911 ♪ And when she dance, it set the world on fire... ♪ 1704 01:10:49,911 --> 01:10:53,548 See? Bobbin' your head. 1705 01:10:53,548 --> 01:10:55,617 ♪ The little girl is the freak of the week ♪ 1706 01:10:55,616 --> 01:10:59,620 ♪ When she dance, she give me happy feet ♪ 1707 01:10:59,620 --> 01:11:02,923 ♪ Ooh, she's the freak of my desire ♪ 1708 01:11:02,924 --> 01:11:06,494 Hey, ho, hey, ho... 1709 01:11:06,494 --> 01:11:09,197 Come on, y'all, let's party. 1710 01:11:13,168 --> 01:11:14,869 ♪ Yeah, she's the freak of the week ♪ 1711 01:11:14,869 --> 01:11:15,803 ♪ She did the freak... ♪ 1712 01:11:16,937 --> 01:11:18,539 ♪ Never missing a beat, yeah ♪ 1713 01:11:18,540 --> 01:11:20,441 ♪ She was a freak... ♪ 1714 01:11:20,441 --> 01:11:23,443 ♪ Boy, was it neat, yeah ♪ 1715 01:11:23,443 --> 01:11:25,213 ♪ Not just knee deep, she was totally deep ♪ 1716 01:11:25,213 --> 01:11:27,180 ♪ When she did the freak with me ♪ 1717 01:11:27,180 --> 01:11:28,316 ♪ She did the jerk ♪ 1718 01:11:28,316 --> 01:11:30,852 ♪ It didn't work, no ♪ 1719 01:11:30,852 --> 01:11:32,153 ♪ I did the moose ♪ 1720 01:11:32,152 --> 01:11:34,054 ♪ Oh, no, not the moose ♪ 1721 01:11:34,054 --> 01:11:37,058 ♪ Monkey wasn't funkin' ♪ 1722 01:11:37,058 --> 01:11:40,695 ♪ Chicken wasn't pickin'... ♪ 1723 01:11:40,695 --> 01:11:43,264 Go, go, go, out! 1724 01:11:50,138 --> 01:11:51,807 Oh... 1725 01:11:51,807 --> 01:11:54,509 Easy. 1726 01:11:59,112 --> 01:12:01,549 In here. 1727 01:12:04,952 --> 01:12:06,187 Phew! 1728 01:12:12,294 --> 01:12:14,128 I think I picked a bad room. 1729 01:12:14,128 --> 01:12:16,197 Just don't make any sudden moves. 1730 01:12:16,196 --> 01:12:17,731 What's up, dude? 1731 01:12:17,732 --> 01:12:19,534 Huh! Give me five! 1732 01:12:19,534 --> 01:12:23,403 On the black-hand side-- Huh, yeah! Hey, cool! 1733 01:12:25,706 --> 01:12:27,207 Leave it to you to make friends 1734 01:12:27,207 --> 01:12:28,777 with a vicious psychopath. 1735 01:12:28,777 --> 01:12:30,845 Attention! Seal all exit doors. 1736 01:12:30,844 --> 01:12:34,348 There is an escape attempt in progress. 1737 01:12:34,348 --> 01:12:35,882 Seal all exit doors. 1738 01:12:37,117 --> 01:12:38,619 Can we open any of these windows? 1739 01:12:38,619 --> 01:12:40,588 Uh-uh, you can't-- they're hermetically sealed, 1740 01:12:40,588 --> 01:12:42,456 made of triple-thick, bulletproof glass. 1741 01:12:43,424 --> 01:12:44,793 Mister huge scary man, 1742 01:12:44,793 --> 01:12:46,460 can you help me open one of these windows? 1743 01:12:48,696 --> 01:12:51,131 Cool. Go ahead, man, do your thing. 1744 01:12:51,131 --> 01:12:52,834 Hey, man, what you think you doing? 1745 01:12:52,834 --> 01:12:53,701 Oh, mercy, now... 1746 01:12:53,701 --> 01:12:55,836 Try to open the window! Oh, man! 1747 01:13:01,075 --> 01:13:02,108 Thank you! 1748 01:13:02,108 --> 01:13:03,343 Hey! Try this one! 1749 01:13:03,344 --> 01:13:05,212 They're coming. You two better hurry. 1750 01:13:05,211 --> 01:13:07,482 You don't got to tell me twice. 1751 01:13:11,885 --> 01:13:13,086 Whoa. 1752 01:13:13,086 --> 01:13:15,689 Ed... hurry! 1753 01:13:15,689 --> 01:13:17,258 All right, 1754 01:13:17,258 --> 01:13:19,794 but before I go, I just want to tell you, 1755 01:13:19,794 --> 01:13:23,430 you're the nicest, prettiest psychopath I've ever met. 1756 01:13:23,430 --> 01:13:26,433 Oh, you're so sweet. 1757 01:13:44,684 --> 01:13:45,986 Get off of me! 1758 01:13:48,356 --> 01:13:49,557 Would you... 1759 01:13:49,557 --> 01:13:50,992 get up? 1760 01:13:50,991 --> 01:13:52,626 All right. 1761 01:13:52,626 --> 01:13:55,296 That way. 1762 01:13:58,131 --> 01:13:59,534 Come on. 1763 01:14:01,335 --> 01:14:03,970 I'll check my phone! 1764 01:14:03,970 --> 01:14:05,205 This way! This way! 1765 01:14:05,205 --> 01:14:06,673 Harry, you go that way! 1766 01:14:06,674 --> 01:14:08,109 Okay! Follow me, Steve. 1767 01:14:09,576 --> 01:14:11,545 All right, come on this way. 1768 01:14:21,990 --> 01:14:23,692 Oh, oh... 1769 01:14:23,692 --> 01:14:27,862 Here's one for you, and a vanilla pop for you, 1770 01:14:27,862 --> 01:14:29,497 and an ice cream sandwich, 1771 01:14:29,496 --> 01:14:31,097 and a chocolate pop... 1772 01:14:31,098 --> 01:14:33,134 Hey, what are you doing?! 1773 01:14:33,134 --> 01:14:34,301 Stealing your truck. 1774 01:14:34,300 --> 01:14:35,836 Yeah, we'll bring it back. 1775 01:14:47,180 --> 01:14:47,982 Come on! 1776 01:14:50,951 --> 01:14:51,885 Huh. 1777 01:14:54,021 --> 01:14:55,023 Oh, ice cream tune! 1778 01:14:55,022 --> 01:14:56,590 ♪ Na-na-na-na ♪ 1779 01:14:58,660 --> 01:15:01,963 Will you turn that off? 1780 01:15:01,963 --> 01:15:04,465 Ice cream man! 1781 01:15:04,464 --> 01:15:06,601 Oh, sorry. No ice cream for you today. 1782 01:15:06,601 --> 01:15:09,638 Got to go. Got to get back to Good Burger. 1783 01:15:09,638 --> 01:15:10,338 Oh, oh... 1784 01:15:43,071 --> 01:15:44,505 Good Burger's about to open, man. 1785 01:15:44,504 --> 01:15:45,906 We got to get there 1786 01:15:45,906 --> 01:15:47,409 and make sure nobody eats that poison sauce. 1787 01:15:53,580 --> 01:15:55,648 Man, they're gaining on us! 1788 01:15:55,648 --> 01:15:57,684 - Whoa, ice cream cones! - Look! 1789 01:15:57,684 --> 01:16:00,388 I got funky pops, monster-cicles, 1790 01:16:00,388 --> 01:16:01,988 and lemon juice pops! Huh! 1791 01:16:01,988 --> 01:16:05,459 Ed, this is no time for frozen treats, all right? 1792 01:16:05,460 --> 01:16:06,661 Yeah, but... 1793 01:16:06,661 --> 01:16:08,897 Wait. Wait. Give me one. 1794 01:16:08,897 --> 01:16:09,997 Oh, here you go. 1795 01:16:09,996 --> 01:16:10,932 Thanks. 1796 01:16:12,532 --> 01:16:15,169 What was that? 1797 01:16:15,169 --> 01:16:16,403 I think it's a fudgesicle. 1798 01:16:16,403 --> 01:16:17,839 Give me some more. 1799 01:16:17,839 --> 01:16:19,173 Get out of here! 1800 01:16:20,140 --> 01:16:21,910 Yeah! 1801 01:16:21,910 --> 01:16:22,943 Have some vanilla! 1802 01:16:24,446 --> 01:16:25,680 Take that! Huh! 1803 01:16:25,679 --> 01:16:27,147 And a little bit of that! Huh! 1804 01:16:27,147 --> 01:16:29,550 Have some raspberry sorbet! 1805 01:16:32,152 --> 01:16:34,488 How do you like me now? 1806 01:16:34,488 --> 01:16:37,659 I'm a dude throwing ice cream! 1807 01:16:38,592 --> 01:16:41,027 French vanilla! Yeah! 1808 01:16:41,027 --> 01:16:42,296 Take some chocolate! 1809 01:16:42,296 --> 01:16:44,298 Yeah! Fudge! 1810 01:16:44,298 --> 01:16:45,967 Oh! Yeah, there you go, baby! 1811 01:16:45,967 --> 01:16:47,367 Oh... 1812 01:16:47,367 --> 01:16:49,736 Yeah, they're going to have you on This Old Homey. 1813 01:16:49,737 --> 01:16:51,873 Nice box, Wheat. 1814 01:16:51,872 --> 01:16:52,840 Yeah? 1815 01:16:56,611 --> 01:16:58,445 I can't see. 1816 01:16:58,445 --> 01:17:00,347 I can't see! 1817 01:17:01,247 --> 01:17:03,183 No! No! 1818 01:17:03,183 --> 01:17:05,219 Watch it, fellas! Stop! 1819 01:17:05,219 --> 01:17:06,454 Whew! 1820 01:17:06,454 --> 01:17:07,956 Look out! Look out! 1821 01:17:07,955 --> 01:17:08,689 Oh, no! Come on! 1822 01:17:13,494 --> 01:17:16,563 Whoo! Lost 'em. 1823 01:17:19,599 --> 01:17:21,102 Hi. Welcome to Good Burger, 1824 01:17:21,102 --> 01:17:22,102 home of the Good Burger. 1825 01:17:22,102 --> 01:17:23,604 Can I take your order? 1826 01:17:23,604 --> 01:17:26,540 I'll have a Good Burger... with extra sauce. 1827 01:17:26,540 --> 01:17:28,641 Oh! That sounds delightful. 1828 01:17:28,642 --> 01:17:30,144 I'll have the same thing. 1829 01:17:32,647 --> 01:17:34,215 Better step on it. 1830 01:17:34,214 --> 01:17:35,616 Whoa! 1831 01:17:37,184 --> 01:17:41,321 Here's your order: two Good Burgers, extra sauce. 1832 01:17:41,321 --> 01:17:42,756 Thank you. 1833 01:17:50,697 --> 01:17:54,067 Oh, poo. I wanted mustard. 1834 01:17:58,606 --> 01:18:00,140 Ed, hurry! 1835 01:18:00,140 --> 01:18:01,575 Don't let anyone eat a Good Burger. 1836 01:18:02,977 --> 01:18:03,812 Come on, Otis. 1837 01:18:06,246 --> 01:18:08,782 No! 1838 01:18:18,258 --> 01:18:19,360 Get him off me. 1839 01:18:19,360 --> 01:18:21,496 What's going on? What the...? 1840 01:18:21,495 --> 01:18:23,964 Ed! Ed! Ed! What are you doing? 1841 01:18:23,964 --> 01:18:25,131 Ed, get off! 1842 01:18:25,131 --> 01:18:27,168 Ed, off the elderly. 1843 01:18:28,268 --> 01:18:30,771 Ed! 1844 01:18:30,771 --> 01:18:31,938 Ed, Ed, are you okay? 1845 01:18:31,938 --> 01:18:32,906 What happened? 1846 01:18:32,906 --> 01:18:34,474 I just tackled some old lady. 1847 01:18:34,474 --> 01:18:35,442 Cool. 1848 01:18:34,474 --> 01:18:35,442 All right, Ed! 1849 01:18:35,442 --> 01:18:36,776 Way to go. 1850 01:18:36,777 --> 01:18:39,279 Excuse me, would one of you two mind telling me 1851 01:18:39,278 --> 01:18:40,747 why this is a good thing? 1852 01:18:40,747 --> 01:18:44,050 This is why-- Mondo Burger poisoned our sauce. 1853 01:18:44,050 --> 01:18:46,653 How could Mondo Burger poison our sauce? 1854 01:18:46,653 --> 01:18:48,121 We'll explain it to you later. 1855 01:18:48,121 --> 01:18:50,791 Right now, just keep everyone from eating that sauce, 1856 01:18:50,791 --> 01:18:52,058 and call the cops. 1857 01:18:52,058 --> 01:18:53,293 Come on, Ed. 1858 01:18:53,293 --> 01:18:54,428 Where are we going? 1859 01:18:54,428 --> 01:18:55,930 To get a can of triambythal. 1860 01:18:55,929 --> 01:18:56,930 What for? 1861 01:18:56,930 --> 01:18:57,932 Proof. 1862 01:18:57,932 --> 01:18:58,732 Okay. 1863 01:18:58,732 --> 01:19:03,638 I need a hot Jacuzzi. 1864 01:19:18,686 --> 01:19:19,853 Shall I ring? 1865 01:19:19,853 --> 01:19:21,187 No! 1866 01:19:21,187 --> 01:19:23,356 Man, you can't just walk up there and ring the bell 1867 01:19:23,357 --> 01:19:24,959 and say "Howdy do, neighbor." 1868 01:19:24,959 --> 01:19:27,628 We got to find a way to sneak into the kitchen somehow. 1869 01:19:27,628 --> 01:19:30,331 I got an idea. Huh. 1870 01:19:30,330 --> 01:19:31,598 Follow me. 1871 01:19:32,799 --> 01:19:34,001 Where are you doing? 1872 01:19:35,236 --> 01:19:36,403 Oh, dear, careful. 1873 01:19:36,402 --> 01:19:37,503 Maybe you should... 1874 01:19:37,504 --> 01:19:38,939 I don't know if... 1875 01:19:38,938 --> 01:19:44,177 Whoo! Shouldn't you have a harness or some rope? 1876 01:19:44,178 --> 01:19:45,679 Come on, it's easy! 1877 01:19:45,679 --> 01:19:48,683 Yeah, easy for you! 1878 01:19:48,683 --> 01:19:49,884 Dang! 1879 01:19:49,884 --> 01:19:51,452 Climb on a truck?! 1880 01:19:51,451 --> 01:19:54,655 I don't even know the person that owns this truck. 1881 01:19:54,656 --> 01:19:56,957 And I got to do my thing... 1882 01:19:56,957 --> 01:19:58,192 Yeah. 1883 01:19:58,192 --> 01:20:00,094 Now... all right, 1884 01:20:00,094 --> 01:20:01,696 now jump on that pipe thingy. 1885 01:20:01,696 --> 01:20:03,497 I... I'm... I'm... 1886 01:20:05,232 --> 01:20:06,034 Whoo! 1887 01:20:07,468 --> 01:20:08,603 See? 1888 01:20:10,403 --> 01:20:12,473 Oh! 1889 01:20:12,473 --> 01:20:14,042 All right. 1890 01:20:14,041 --> 01:20:15,375 You got it. 1891 01:20:15,375 --> 01:20:19,213 Got what? I'm swinging from a dang pipe. 1892 01:20:19,213 --> 01:20:22,650 Mama? 1893 01:20:33,161 --> 01:20:36,064 Whew! 1894 01:20:37,130 --> 01:20:38,365 Ed... 1895 01:20:38,365 --> 01:20:40,701 Ed. 1896 01:20:40,701 --> 01:20:41,703 Ed! 1897 01:20:41,702 --> 01:20:42,702 Over here! 1898 01:20:42,702 --> 01:20:44,671 Over here. Come on! 1899 01:20:44,671 --> 01:20:46,139 What are you doing in the straw? 1900 01:20:46,139 --> 01:20:49,043 It's right over the kitchen. I can see it! 1901 01:20:49,043 --> 01:20:49,910 Come on! 1902 01:20:49,910 --> 01:20:51,745 How do expect me to get up there? 1903 01:20:51,745 --> 01:20:53,113 Oh, it's easy. 1904 01:20:53,112 --> 01:20:55,182 You just jump on the burger, jump on the fry, 1905 01:20:55,183 --> 01:20:58,085 and then you hop on the cup, and then shimmy up the straw. 1906 01:20:58,085 --> 01:21:01,088 What is this, American Gladiators? 1907 01:21:01,088 --> 01:21:02,156 Come on! 1908 01:21:02,156 --> 01:21:04,425 All right. 1909 01:21:08,396 --> 01:21:11,698 Can't believe this man got me... 1910 01:21:11,698 --> 01:21:13,534 climbing on a straw! 1911 01:21:13,534 --> 01:21:18,772 Ooh! Wow, Good Burger looks so small from up here. 1912 01:21:19,839 --> 01:21:24,477 Ed? Ed, Ed, are you in there? 1913 01:21:24,478 --> 01:21:27,382 Here, take my hand. 1914 01:21:36,490 --> 01:21:39,227 Ed? Ed?! 1915 01:21:39,227 --> 01:21:40,594 Whee! 1916 01:21:40,594 --> 01:21:42,429 Again! Again! That was cool! 1917 01:21:42,429 --> 01:21:43,797 Shh! Listen, listen. 1918 01:21:43,796 --> 01:21:44,932 I'm gonna go into that kitchen. 1919 01:21:44,932 --> 01:21:46,300 Then I want you to count to ten, 1920 01:21:46,299 --> 01:21:48,034 and come in there and get a can of that chemical 1921 01:21:48,035 --> 01:21:50,104 and hightail it back to Good Burger, all right? 1922 01:21:50,103 --> 01:21:52,240 All right, okay. All right. 1923 01:21:54,375 --> 01:21:55,643 One... 1924 01:21:55,643 --> 01:21:59,414 two... three... 1925 01:22:03,384 --> 01:22:04,985 Hey, everybody! 1926 01:22:04,985 --> 01:22:06,019 What's happening? 1927 01:22:06,019 --> 01:22:07,054 How'd you get here? 1928 01:22:07,054 --> 01:22:09,356 Ooh! Look at this fancy kitchen. 1929 01:22:09,357 --> 01:22:12,093 You know, Mama never had one of these 1930 01:22:12,093 --> 01:22:13,760 with the electronic numbers. 1931 01:22:13,759 --> 01:22:15,262 We always had to turn the knobs... 1932 01:22:15,263 --> 01:22:16,097 Let's get him! 1933 01:22:16,097 --> 01:22:18,032 ...wait for the little ding... 1934 01:22:19,666 --> 01:22:21,134 If I were you... 1935 01:22:21,134 --> 01:22:23,771 I wouldn't come any closer. 1936 01:22:23,771 --> 01:22:25,305 Get him. 1937 01:22:35,448 --> 01:22:36,284 Get him! 1938 01:22:37,785 --> 01:22:39,787 Come on, guys. 1939 01:22:39,786 --> 01:22:42,089 Let's go! Let's go! 1940 01:22:48,527 --> 01:22:50,464 ♪ Oh... ♪ 1941 01:22:56,268 --> 01:22:57,204 Ooh! 1942 01:23:03,443 --> 01:23:05,479 ♪ Oh, oh. ♪ 1943 01:23:05,479 --> 01:23:07,013 Mm-mm. 1944 01:23:26,133 --> 01:23:28,836 Go! Around the other way! 1945 01:23:38,245 --> 01:23:41,581 All right, punk... the game is over. 1946 01:23:41,581 --> 01:23:42,849 Yeah. Your game is over, 1947 01:23:42,849 --> 01:23:44,218 because right now, my man Ed 1948 01:23:44,218 --> 01:23:46,385 is on his way down to the police station 1949 01:23:46,385 --> 01:23:49,622 with a can of your illegal triambythal. 1950 01:23:49,622 --> 01:23:50,457 Ha! 1951 01:23:50,457 --> 01:23:52,992 Hey, Dex, got it! Huh. 1952 01:23:52,992 --> 01:23:55,062 Get it! 1953 01:23:52,992 --> 01:23:55,062 Give me that. 1954 01:23:52,992 --> 01:23:55,062 Oh! 1955 01:23:56,863 --> 01:23:59,265 Nice try, dudes, but you mess with Kurt, 1956 01:23:59,265 --> 01:24:01,001 and you go in the grinder. 1957 01:24:01,001 --> 01:24:02,468 Here you go, boss. 1958 01:24:02,469 --> 01:24:04,405 Thanks, Holmes. 1959 01:24:05,871 --> 01:24:07,573 This can's empty. 1960 01:24:08,709 --> 01:24:10,744 What an idiot. 1961 01:24:10,744 --> 01:24:12,513 Stole an empty can. 1962 01:24:12,513 --> 01:24:15,116 Ed, you stole a empty can?! 1963 01:24:15,116 --> 01:24:18,920 It wasn't empty when I found it. Huh. 1964 01:24:44,678 --> 01:24:46,514 Oh... 1965 01:24:44,678 --> 01:24:46,514 Hey! 1966 01:24:46,513 --> 01:24:47,781 What's going on? 1967 01:24:47,781 --> 01:24:49,115 I don't know. 1968 01:25:04,965 --> 01:25:06,499 The kitchen! Go! 1969 01:25:06,500 --> 01:25:08,202 Come on! 1970 01:25:08,201 --> 01:25:11,037 Come on. 1971 01:25:11,037 --> 01:25:12,939 Come on, Ed, let's go! 1972 01:25:23,849 --> 01:25:25,885 Grill! We got to stop the grill! 1973 01:25:25,885 --> 01:25:27,088 Oh... 1974 01:25:28,955 --> 01:25:31,792 Let's get out of here! 1975 01:26:10,196 --> 01:26:12,599 Must be a shift change. 1976 01:26:15,335 --> 01:26:16,970 Huh? 1977 01:26:34,787 --> 01:26:36,223 Why? 1978 01:26:36,223 --> 01:26:38,225 Why? 1979 01:26:38,224 --> 01:26:40,727 What have I done? 1980 01:26:45,031 --> 01:26:47,733 What, are you going to put cuffs on me, huh? 1981 01:26:47,733 --> 01:26:49,068 Wha...? 1982 01:26:49,068 --> 01:26:50,504 Relax, sir, it's going to be okay. 1983 01:26:50,504 --> 01:26:52,372 You tell me if these are too tight, all right? 1984 01:26:52,371 --> 01:26:53,506 You don't understand! 1985 01:26:53,506 --> 01:26:54,974 But none of this is my fault, okay? 1986 01:26:54,974 --> 01:26:56,108 I mean... 1987 01:26:54,974 --> 01:26:56,108 I don't know. 1988 01:26:56,108 --> 01:26:57,510 Hey, let's go help him out. Huh. 1989 01:26:57,510 --> 01:26:58,778 Let's. 1990 01:26:58,778 --> 01:27:00,781 Listen, I can explain everything. 1991 01:27:00,781 --> 01:27:03,015 This is all just a big misunderstanding. 1992 01:27:04,485 --> 01:27:06,719 I don't understand. I don't know what happened. 1993 01:27:06,719 --> 01:27:07,753 Oh, sure you do. 1994 01:27:07,754 --> 01:27:08,889 Why don't you go on ahead 1995 01:27:08,888 --> 01:27:10,223 and tell your little police friend 1996 01:27:10,223 --> 01:27:11,858 that you made your big Beefy Burgers 1997 01:27:11,858 --> 01:27:13,826 all big and beefy 1998 01:27:13,826 --> 01:27:15,195 by using illegal food additives. 1999 01:27:15,195 --> 01:27:16,362 Is that true? 2000 01:27:16,362 --> 01:27:17,697 No! He's lying! You're lying! 2001 01:27:17,697 --> 01:27:18,865 You're full of crap! 2002 01:27:18,866 --> 01:27:20,901 Yeah? Well, why don't we just check these out, 2003 01:27:20,901 --> 01:27:22,102 and we'll see who's lying. 2004 01:27:22,102 --> 01:27:23,336 I think you better come with us. 2005 01:27:23,336 --> 01:27:24,772 Man, you're out of your minds. 2006 01:27:24,772 --> 01:27:26,240 You're crazy, man! 2007 01:27:26,240 --> 01:27:27,706 You know who I am? Huh? 2008 01:27:27,706 --> 01:27:28,741 Yeah, I know, I know. 2009 01:27:28,741 --> 01:27:29,875 Bye-bye. 2010 01:27:28,741 --> 01:27:29,875 Hey, hey, 2011 01:27:29,875 --> 01:27:31,210 remember: 2012 01:27:31,210 --> 01:27:32,979 when you mess with Good Burger... 2013 01:27:32,979 --> 01:27:35,048 you go in the grinder! 2014 01:27:36,081 --> 01:27:37,150 Oh, dog, 2015 01:27:37,150 --> 01:27:38,751 you enjoy prison now. 2016 01:27:38,751 --> 01:27:40,521 ♪ Kurt's going to jail, Kurt's going to jail ♪ 2017 01:27:40,521 --> 01:27:42,856 ♪ Kurt's going to jail, jail, jail ♪ 2018 01:27:42,856 --> 01:27:44,457 ♪ Kurt's going to jail, Kurt's going to jail... ♪ 2019 01:27:44,457 --> 01:27:46,393 ♪ Jail, jail, jail ♪ 2020 01:27:46,393 --> 01:27:47,795 ♪ Kurt's going to jail, Kurt's going to jail ♪ 2021 01:27:47,795 --> 01:27:49,363 ♪ Kurt's going to jail, jail, jail. ♪ 2022 01:27:54,201 --> 01:27:56,069 Excuse me for a second. 2023 01:27:56,068 --> 01:27:57,271 Huh. 2024 01:27:59,039 --> 01:28:00,840 Mr. Wheat, 2025 01:28:00,840 --> 01:28:01,842 I can't, I can't... 2026 01:28:01,842 --> 01:28:02,843 I can fix it. I can fix it. 2027 01:28:02,843 --> 01:28:04,010 ...have a couple words for... 2028 01:28:04,009 --> 01:28:05,178 I can fix it. I can fix it. Uh! 2029 01:28:05,179 --> 01:28:06,346 Uh, Mr. Wheat? 2030 01:28:06,345 --> 01:28:07,682 I don't have a lot of time, 2031 01:28:07,682 --> 01:28:09,282 but I do got a couple words for you. 2032 01:28:09,282 --> 01:28:10,750 Look here. 2033 01:28:10,750 --> 01:28:12,084 Here's about half of the money 2034 01:28:12,085 --> 01:28:13,420 that I owe you for your car, 2035 01:28:13,420 --> 01:28:14,988 and I guess I'll have the other half 2036 01:28:14,987 --> 01:28:16,255 by the end of the summer. 2037 01:28:16,255 --> 01:28:18,023 You enjoy your car! 2038 01:28:18,023 --> 01:28:19,425 Bye-bye, now. 2039 01:28:19,425 --> 01:28:20,727 I'll give you some money. Help me out! 2040 01:28:20,728 --> 01:28:22,196 Man, just help me get the burger off. 2041 01:28:22,196 --> 01:28:24,363 Ooh-hoo, come on, Ed. 2042 01:28:24,363 --> 01:28:25,765 Huh. 2043 01:28:25,765 --> 01:28:27,968 So, you poured that stuff in that meat, didn't you? 2044 01:28:27,968 --> 01:28:28,969 Huh, I had to. 2045 01:28:28,969 --> 01:28:30,237 You had to? 2046 01:28:30,237 --> 01:28:32,006 Sure. See, I knew if I took the can, 2047 01:28:32,005 --> 01:28:34,540 there was a good chance I'd get caught. Huh. 2048 01:28:34,540 --> 01:28:36,442 Then I thought, even if I did take 2049 01:28:36,442 --> 01:28:38,711 the triambythal to the proper authorities, 2050 01:28:38,711 --> 01:28:41,447 huh, Kurt would hire some high-powered attorneys 2051 01:28:41,447 --> 01:28:43,116 who would dispute any charges 2052 01:28:43,116 --> 01:28:45,117 brought against him or Mondo Burger, 2053 01:28:45,117 --> 01:28:46,786 by manipulating the legal system. 2054 01:28:46,786 --> 01:28:48,954 And the way that America's court system 2055 01:28:48,955 --> 01:28:50,524 is congested these days, 2056 01:28:50,523 --> 01:28:53,427 it would have taken months to convict him of anything. 2057 01:28:53,427 --> 01:28:54,827 So then I thought, 2058 01:28:54,827 --> 01:28:56,729 I'll take matters into my own hands 2059 01:28:56,729 --> 01:28:58,464 and just pour the triambythal 2060 01:28:58,464 --> 01:29:00,800 into the meat supply and let Mondo Burger 2061 01:29:00,800 --> 01:29:02,936 be a victim of its own foul play. 2062 01:29:02,936 --> 01:29:04,338 Ha! Huh! 2063 01:29:04,338 --> 01:29:05,972 Oh, wait-wait- wait-wait. 2064 01:29:05,972 --> 01:29:09,076 You thought of all that? 2065 01:29:09,076 --> 01:29:10,811 Yeah, sure. 2066 01:29:10,811 --> 01:29:12,644 I'm not stupid. Huh. 2067 01:29:12,644 --> 01:29:13,714 Huh. 2068 01:29:13,714 --> 01:29:16,984 Well, look, Ed, about this contract, man, 2069 01:29:16,983 --> 01:29:19,619 what do you say we just... forget it? 2070 01:29:19,619 --> 01:29:22,523 Wait, y-you don't want to be partners? 2071 01:29:22,522 --> 01:29:23,656 Well, no. 2072 01:29:23,656 --> 01:29:24,457 See... 2073 01:29:24,457 --> 01:29:25,625 Is it because I'm black? 2074 01:29:26,759 --> 01:29:28,994 No, it's not because you're... 2075 01:29:28,995 --> 01:29:30,229 'cause I'm... 2076 01:29:30,229 --> 01:29:31,564 All right, look, forget it. 2077 01:29:31,564 --> 01:29:33,099 All right, we can be partners, 2078 01:29:33,099 --> 01:29:34,834 but the money is yours, all right? 2079 01:29:34,835 --> 01:29:36,336 All of it. 2080 01:29:36,335 --> 01:29:37,737 So, we're still buddies? 2081 01:29:37,737 --> 01:29:39,872 Oh, you know it. 2082 01:29:39,872 --> 01:29:40,874 Cool. Huh. 2083 01:29:40,874 --> 01:29:41,808 Um, Dexter? 2084 01:29:41,808 --> 01:29:42,676 Huh? 2085 01:29:42,675 --> 01:29:45,111 I-I just want to say that, well, 2086 01:29:45,112 --> 01:29:47,981 I'm really going to miss you... 2087 01:29:47,981 --> 01:29:49,416 a lot. 2088 01:29:49,415 --> 01:29:52,619 And, um... I will always remember you, 2089 01:29:52,620 --> 01:29:55,022 Dexter Reed, in my thoughts 2090 01:29:55,022 --> 01:29:57,124 and in my heart. 2091 01:29:57,124 --> 01:29:59,260 Good-bye, my friend! 2092 01:30:00,861 --> 01:30:01,961 Uh, Ed? 2093 01:30:01,961 --> 01:30:03,996 Um, Ed? 2094 01:30:03,996 --> 01:30:08,134 I'm not going anywhere, man. 2095 01:30:08,134 --> 01:30:09,402 Oh. 2096 01:30:09,402 --> 01:30:13,072 ♪ Oh... oh... oh... ♪ 2097 01:30:13,072 --> 01:30:15,308 That's right, baby, yeah! 2098 01:30:15,308 --> 01:30:16,576 Here come the heroes! 2099 01:30:19,412 --> 01:30:20,613 Let's hear it for the man 2100 01:30:20,613 --> 01:30:22,314 who saved Good Burger, huh? Yeah! 2101 01:30:23,116 --> 01:30:25,285 Go, Ed! 2102 01:30:23,116 --> 01:30:25,285 Oh! 2103 01:30:25,286 --> 01:30:30,290 Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed... 2104 01:30:25,286 --> 01:30:30,290 What? What? What? What? What? 2105 01:30:30,290 --> 01:30:31,992 Come on, what? Come on. 2106 01:30:31,991 --> 01:30:33,025 Come on. 2107 01:30:34,294 --> 01:30:35,329 Aw... aw! 2108 01:30:35,329 --> 01:30:37,097 Speech, speech... 2109 01:30:37,097 --> 01:30:38,298 Yeah, speech! 2110 01:30:38,298 --> 01:30:40,000 Yeah, come on, Ed, say something. 2111 01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:43,069 Well, I guess there's only way thing left to say: 2112 01:30:43,068 --> 01:30:44,972 Huh. 2113 01:30:44,972 --> 01:30:48,041 Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. 2114 01:30:48,040 --> 01:30:49,442 Can I take your order? 2115 01:30:53,312 --> 01:30:57,116 Captioning sponsored by PARAMOUNT PICTURES 2116 01:30:57,116 --> 01:30:59,852 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 2117 01:30:59,853 --> 01:31:01,755 ♪ It's time to put hard times behind ♪ 2118 01:31:01,754 --> 01:31:03,556 ♪ Get all the bad things off your mind ♪ 2119 01:31:03,557 --> 01:31:05,224 ♪ He's feeling good, she's feeling good ♪ 2120 01:31:05,224 --> 01:31:06,692 ♪ We're feeling good, yeah ♪ 2121 01:31:06,692 --> 01:31:08,695 ♪ Just hanging out, just havin' fun ♪ 2122 01:31:08,695 --> 01:31:10,430 ♪ We're number one ♪ 2123 01:31:10,430 --> 01:31:13,467 ♪ Just hanging out, just havin' fun ♪ 2124 01:31:13,467 --> 01:31:15,000 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 2125 01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:17,003 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪ 2126 01:31:17,004 --> 01:31:19,005 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 2127 01:31:19,004 --> 01:31:20,973 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪ 2128 01:31:20,973 --> 01:31:22,875 ♪ There's nothing better than your friends ♪ 2129 01:31:22,875 --> 01:31:24,710 ♪ There's no problem you can't win ♪ 2130 01:31:24,710 --> 01:31:26,579 ♪ Someone that's always got your back ♪ 2131 01:31:26,579 --> 01:31:28,115 ♪ Not caring about this or that ♪ 2132 01:31:28,115 --> 01:31:30,183 ♪ Just hanging out, just havin' fun ♪ 2133 01:31:30,183 --> 01:31:31,752 ♪ We're number one ♪ 2134 01:31:31,751 --> 01:31:34,720 ♪ Just hanging out, just havin' fun ♪ 2135 01:31:34,720 --> 01:31:36,790 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 2136 01:31:36,790 --> 01:31:38,592 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪ 2137 01:31:38,592 --> 01:31:40,527 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 2138 01:31:40,527 --> 01:31:42,129 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪ 2139 01:31:42,129 --> 01:31:43,964 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 2140 01:31:43,964 --> 01:31:45,765 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪ 2141 01:31:45,765 --> 01:31:47,334 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 2142 01:31:47,334 --> 01:31:49,469 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey... ♪ 2143 01:32:04,550 --> 01:32:07,954 ♪ It's all about meeting new faces ♪ 2144 01:32:07,954 --> 01:32:11,825 ♪ A smile upon your face and you can't erase it ♪ 2145 01:32:11,825 --> 01:32:15,528 ♪ Party it on, it's going on, huh ♪ 2146 01:32:15,528 --> 01:32:19,133 ♪ Party it on till the break of dawn, ho ♪ 2147 01:32:19,133 --> 01:32:21,068 ♪ It's time to put hard times behind ♪ 2148 01:32:21,067 --> 01:32:22,835 ♪ Get all the bad things off your mind ♪ 2149 01:32:22,835 --> 01:32:24,670 ♪ Just hanging out, just havin' fun ♪ 2150 01:32:24,670 --> 01:32:26,539 ♪ We're number one ♪ 2151 01:32:26,540 --> 01:32:30,077 ♪ Just hanging out, just havin' fun ♪ 2152 01:32:30,076 --> 01:32:31,677 ♪ Just hanging out, just havin' fun ♪ 2153 01:32:31,678 --> 01:32:33,080 ♪ We're number one, whoa ♪ 2154 01:32:33,080 --> 01:32:34,948 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 2155 01:32:34,947 --> 01:32:36,950 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪ 2156 01:32:36,950 --> 01:32:38,684 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 2157 01:32:38,684 --> 01:32:41,187 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey. ♪ 2158 01:32:41,187 --> 01:32:43,055 Whoa, huh, whoa. 2159 01:32:43,055 --> 01:32:44,191 Wh-What are we doing now? 2160 01:32:44,191 --> 01:32:46,326 Oh, huh, we're breaking it down. 2161 01:32:46,326 --> 01:32:48,461 Huh. Yeah! 2162 01:32:48,460 --> 01:32:52,464 Huh, yeah, huh. Go on! 2163 01:32:52,464 --> 01:32:54,233 Rock on, dude, ha-ha. 2164 01:32:54,233 --> 01:32:55,669 Whoa! Whoa! 2165 01:32:55,669 --> 01:32:57,237 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 2166 01:32:57,237 --> 01:32:59,139 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪ 2167 01:32:59,138 --> 01:33:00,973 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 2168 01:33:00,973 --> 01:33:02,842 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪ 2169 01:33:02,843 --> 01:33:04,711 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 2170 01:33:04,710 --> 01:33:06,612 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey ♪ 2171 01:33:06,612 --> 01:33:08,180 ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪ 2172 01:33:08,180 --> 01:33:10,851 ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey-ey. ♪ 2173 01:33:10,851 --> 01:33:13,821 Kel and Less Than Jake, huh. 2174 01:33:13,821 --> 01:33:15,388 Uh, uh, uh, no? 2175 01:33:15,388 --> 01:33:19,526 ♪ G and Snoop, homeys from the jump and the get go, get go ♪ 2176 01:33:19,526 --> 01:33:23,964 ♪ Devoted and quoted back in '84, growin' up in the LBC ♪ 2177 01:33:23,964 --> 01:33:26,366 ♪ Platinum city, where the big gamers be ♪ 2178 01:33:26,366 --> 01:33:28,801 ♪ Involved in everythang from Pop Warner, Pop Warner ♪ 2179 01:33:28,800 --> 01:33:31,004 ♪ To what's poppin' on every corner ♪ 2180 01:33:31,004 --> 01:33:33,006 ♪ Find a skirt if you wanna ♪ 2181 01:33:33,005 --> 01:33:34,673 ♪ Tryin' to come up in this world ♪ 2182 01:33:34,674 --> 01:33:36,210 ♪ Where everything is drama ♪ 2183 01:33:36,210 --> 01:33:37,610 ♪ Beverly was like my mama ♪ 2184 01:33:37,610 --> 01:33:40,112 ♪ W-A-double R-E-N ♪ 2185 01:33:40,112 --> 01:33:42,881 ♪ Tryin' to get in where I can fit in ♪ 2186 01:33:42,881 --> 01:33:45,285 ♪ Catchin' a bus with a homey I can trust ♪ 2187 01:33:45,285 --> 01:33:47,787 ♪ Three homeys from the hood, straight kickin' up dust ♪ 2188 01:33:47,786 --> 01:33:50,222 ♪ Enjoyin' my days and everythang is fine ♪ 2189 01:33:50,223 --> 01:33:52,926 ♪ 15 years old Snoop d whoop on the grind ♪ 2190 01:33:52,925 --> 01:33:55,896 ♪ Tryin' to find ways to make it, dice, shake it ♪ 2191 01:33:55,896 --> 01:33:57,630 ♪ Young, havin' fun, like... ♪ 2192 01:33:57,630 --> 01:34:01,367 ♪ We be havin' fun ♪ 2193 01:34:01,367 --> 01:34:05,838 ♪ No one could do the things that we do ♪ 2194 01:34:08,974 --> 01:34:11,812 ♪ I remember all the scams we been through, together ♪ 2195 01:34:11,812 --> 01:34:14,381 ♪ Nobody does it better on which you do the weather ♪ 2196 01:34:14,380 --> 01:34:17,284 ♪ The days we used to call first year playin' get like me ♪ 2197 01:34:17,284 --> 01:34:19,920 ♪ Gettin in fo of zines, I loved 'em, I loved 'em ♪ 2198 01:34:19,920 --> 01:34:21,822 ♪ Long Beach was the hometown ♪ 2199 01:34:21,821 --> 01:34:24,956 ♪ And every spot that we rocked, you know we got down ♪ 2200 01:34:24,956 --> 01:34:27,259 ♪ Outside at the club just spittin' raps ♪ 2201 01:34:27,259 --> 01:34:29,361 ♪ And every busta that ran up was gettin' cracked ♪ 2202 01:34:29,362 --> 01:34:32,799 ♪ Underground tapes used to be the claim to fame ♪ 2203 01:34:32,799 --> 01:34:35,301 ♪ Long Beach Was A Mutha was a classic mane ♪ 2204 01:34:35,300 --> 01:34:37,571 ♪ Tellin' tales about how we was strugglin', strugglin' ♪ 2205 01:34:37,571 --> 01:34:41,008 ♪ And surrounded wit tha homeys that was all clubbin' ♪ 2206 01:34:41,008 --> 01:34:43,009 ♪ Tryin' to make it in this music ♪ 2207 01:34:43,009 --> 01:34:46,580 ♪ Quick fast, quick cash, and hittin' on the quick dash ♪ 2208 01:34:46,580 --> 01:34:49,249 ♪ We in this game to make hits ♪ 2209 01:34:49,249 --> 01:34:50,517 ♪ And make everybody... ♪ 2210 01:34:50,517 --> 01:34:53,286 ♪ We be havin' fun ♪ 2211 01:34:53,286 --> 01:34:59,492 ♪ No one could do the thing that we do ♪ 2212 01:34:59,491 --> 01:35:04,696 ♪ We be havin' fun ♪ 2213 01:35:04,696 --> 01:35:10,836 ♪ No one could do the thing that we do ♪ 2214 01:35:10,836 --> 01:35:13,705 ♪ We be havin' fun... ♪ 145148

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