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So go ahead and come on into my office here.

So there's two of you. I'm going to have to make some room because I ain't used

to this. So go ahead and you go ahead and have a seat here.

You go ahead and we're going to follow directions. We're not rushing here.

You're going to have a seat.

And, well, I didn't say sit yet, Miss Piggy. Stand up.

Stand up.

We're going to start on a good position.

Now you can have a seat.

That's better.

So, what brings you all into our store today?

I'm Officer Harvey. I'm Calvin.

Your name?

Scarlett. Scarlett.

That's a nice name. I like it.

And your name?

Evie. Evie?

Nice to meet you.

Evie.

E -V -I -E.

All right.

So let's start from the beginning. What are you guys doing in our shop

here today? What brings you guys in?

Came by after class, just sort of looking around the cards, the comics.

by after class?

Yeah. Yeah.

So you guys go to school in the area?

Yeah. Nice.

And this is a college, I'm assuming?

Mm -hmm. You guys are classmates?

Yeah, we're classmates. We're best friends.

Best friends.

Well, I like best friends. Good.

So you guys do what together? Have lunch together?

Do sports?

Fitness? What?

All sorts.

I'm talking like what?

Why is this even... Why are we here?

Do you want to be friends?

No, I have enough friends actually, Ms. Follett. What I'm getting at here is

I'm going to have to ask you guys some questions as to where this is going.

Why?

You guys were seen by a couple of our employees shoplifting from our store.

Both of us, really?

Yes.

There's no way. Do you approve of that? Let's slow down.

Let's not get hasty here.

We'll start out.

Think of me as an acquaintance. I'm a nice guy.

So, you guys are friends, and you guys came.

shopping together yeah yeah good okay and then what did you guys

purchase well nothing yet yeah we were barely in the store for more than 10

minutes yeah i mean you guys are not perfect how are you guys planning to pay

for these purchases Well, by the time you browse, there's nothing wrong with

that, right? Like I said, we just got off of class. It's pretty normal. The

store's on the way to work and the way after class, you know.

And then with, so you guys were going to shop with no money, no credit

cards, nothing on you. You never window shopped before.

Well, she said you guys were going to buy stuff and you think window shop. I

not say that.

So which one is it here?

I did not say that. She didn't say that.

Are you gaslighting me?

So you guys want to take the tough route, I think.

You're going to play smart, you hear?

This is where this is going to go.

Either we'll do it my

way, or I'm going to go ahead and call the cops.

And they'll do it because we have evidence that you guys were shoplifting.

Evidence what?

We have cameras on our hands. We're literally wearing skirts.

Oh,

I can see you're wearing skirts. I can see that.

That's ridiculous.

Are they recording this as well? Are you recording this as well?

Don't worry about the cameras. The cameras are not.

Operable, don't worry about that. Right, okay.

Why are there cameras in here, though?

Just in case you guys decide to shoplift from my office. Oh, funny.

You have a mouth on your little pinky, don't you?

Oh.

Sure.

I like girls with mouths.

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Don't you worry about that.

So let's go ahead and start the search, then, if you guys are going to play it

tough.

You're not allowed to do that, surely, without any evidence.

You just want to grow first, huh? Oh, we do have evidence. You guys are caught

on camera.

Right. Pull it out then. Let me see.

You guys don't have to do anything.

I think that's only fair.

So do you guys want to go to jail or do you want to go home?

Alright,

you know what? I think I'm done with this. I'm going to just call the cops.

Please, no. Please, please, please.

Wait, wait. Please, what?

I can't hear you. Is there anything we can do, please?

I swear we didn't steal. We didn't steal anything.

You got nervous all of a sudden. Yeah, because you brought us in here. We

haven't done anything.

We haven't done anything. No, I know. We were literally window shopping.

Sit next to each other. Let's see.

I'm going to get to the bottom of this.

Oh,

you can sit down. Sit down next to her.

We have places to be. Can you just let us go already?

All right. So, Miss Scarlett here got

nervous.

And that gives me beyond a reasonable doubt that there was

something going on.

I don't think so. Based on the evidence that the cameras have recorded and

filmed you guys.

So I'm going to ask again.

I'm going to ask again very nicely.

Did you guys take anything from our store? No.

No and a no?

No. Okay, no problem.

And I hope it's a no because I want to go home too.

All right? And I know you guys want to go home.

So this is where it's going to go.

Let's just calm down. I'll do a quick search.

And off we'll go. We're done here.

Sound good?

Sound good? Good. It's a quick search. Quick search, yeah.

So go ahead.

We're going to have to do it one by one. So Miss Scarlett, go ahead and stand

up.

You seem a bit nice.

Okay.

Let's just relax.

All right. So let's just relax and let's just...

Chit chat. Hey, maybe I'll be friends with you guys too. This is just fucking

creepy. You know that, right? I didn't tell you to talk.

I didn't tell you to... What's wrong with your friend Evie?

She's feisty, Scarlett. Is she always like that?

She's a good friend.

She's a good friend? She's a good friend. Is she always this... I didn't

speak. I didn't say speak.

So is she always like this feisty or what?

She returns the energy against her.

There you go.

See, she listens to directions.

Great, and I hope Ms. Scarlet here is going to take... Just relax.

I don't know if you stuck anything in your panties here, but just relax.

doing fine. Scarlet, you're doing fine.

You're a sweetheart. You're doing fine.

Relax.

So you guys are close friends? How long have you guys been friends for?

A few years.

You're sweating. Are you nervous?

You're obviously warm.

Is that necessary?

That is not fucking necessary.

Jessica, I wasn't speaking to you. I wasn't speaking to you. Turn around.

around.

Well,

where did you think this was going? I said we're going to do a search. You

didn't catch up. I said we'll do a quick search.

I have to do a quick search.

You guys are wearing fluffy skirts here.

Where did you think this was going?

I forgot that people usually wear skirts when they steal.

Yeah, yeah. They're not sweatpants.

Maybe just not talk over each other. I don't even have any more kids.

One by one.

Okay, just one by one.

One by one.

And she's wearing cute sandals. All right.

But I got to be honest here.

Okay, go ahead and sit down. There's something around here.

I think I'll get to that later. Okay, come on, you're up.

You're up to the back. Come on, stand up.

Don't give me no lift. Stand up.

Alright. You good?

You're sweating awfully a lot too. Yeah, can you try to get me the fuck out?

It's funny. You warm?

Yeah, I'm warm.

Okay, good. Go ahead and take off that pink top you got. That cute pink top. Go

ahead and take it off.

All right,

I'll cool you down a bit.

Cool you down.

So,

you guys are friends and you guys go window shopping together. Is that all?

We've already established that now.

All right.

And you guys were not shoplifting.

Where were you guys going to go after this annual war?

Probably to another store, a window shop, or back to my place.

Okay, cool. Nice.

Relax.

Relax. It's all the over.

So relax.

And then do the high talk.

You like long talk like this? I do. You play volleyball?

I like volleyball. Don't take it the wrong way.

I love volleyball.

Good for you.

So you do play volleyball or no?

No. All right, no volleyball.

Okay, go ahead and turn around for me.

You're doing fine, Evie.

Yeah. You're doing fine. You're doing fine.

You're actually nice after all.

Yeah.

She's my father. I mean, totally she's nice.

But she's, I mean, she's sweating like crazy. Stay right there. Stay right

there. She's sweating like crazy.

Excuse me.

All right.

These socks are terribly long. I'm just going to go ahead and, you know what? If

there was something in there, you would literally be able to see it. It's tight

long. I don't even have pockets.

All right, go ahead and sit. Go ahead and sit. All right.

So it's scarlet.

Are you wearing anything underneath that purple -y white blouse? Why

is it underneath you?

Because there's something I felt... It's the lace with the brown eyes.

No, well, I'll tell you what. There's something sharp that I'm feeling.

that's how some relics feel you might not touch a lot of frogs but like that's

how some of them are yeah i believe

it's the first time yeah

um can we go now not just yet

let's not speak over each other it's a scarlet there's something sharp that i'm

feeling and it seems like it's And the bra area, would you like to explain what

that is?

My bra.

It's your bra?

Mm -mm.

Okay.

I'm going to have to ask you to take the blouses off. Who wants to

go first?

Because... You don't need to.

Actually,

you know what? Okay, hold that thought.

Hold that thought. I'm going to run a background check on you guys. Both of

guys are just acting nervous.

So, Scarlett, I'm going to have to have your full name. What's the last name?

Okay.

And your address?

Thank you, Max.

Concorda. Sorry?

Concorda. Concorda.

With a C?

Yes. All right.

And Evie with an I. What's your last name?

Reese. R -E -E -F.

R -E -E -F?

Yeah.

And your address?

Fifth Boulevard, just around the corner from here.

Fifth Boulevard.

And so you guys do live close by? Uh -huh. Yeah.

Okay, no problem.

So, you guys sit tight, both of you.

Okay?

I'm going to be back.

Don't do anything stupid.

I'll ask you guys if I can get it.

I'm freaking the fuck out.

You don't need to freak the fuck out. I've never been in trouble like this

before. You just need to chill. I knew this was a bad idea. I knew this was a

bad idea. It's not a bad idea. Shut up.

Girlie. Oh my god. If I get caught, they're going to literally kick me out

uni. Like, I can't.

You've done this before.

It's fine.

a few other times and only because you fucking put me up to it. Well, yeah, I'm

not going to do it myself, am I?

I don't know what to do. I don't know why he's keeping us both here. He was

literally grabbing her.

Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, we should get him arrested, if anything.

Just saying.

We better not rat on you, though.

No, of course not.

You're my best friend, of course.

Why would I ever rat on you? Yeah, you better fucking not, otherwise... It's

only kicking forth when you take this off.

It's fine.

Yeah, but if he does, you'll say that you stole them all by yourself, right?

Yeah, for sure.

It's probably

why he keeps them in here, but it doesn't even belong to the fucking

No, I know. It's a fucking habit.

You could just hide them somewhere else.

The fucking camera's gonna see us, though.

We'll just... Keep them in there, it's fine. You're just doing the background

check.

Hmm, um... Damn it, why could we just... Maybe... It sounds like it's, like,

live recording.

Miss you.

I didn't know how I thought to answer now.

It's fine now. We'll get home. You can give me those cute little cons and

everything will be good.

You look so really nervous.

I'm fine. You're fine.

Just don't say anything.

taking him so fucking long. I need to get home. I'm hungry.

I gave him a fake address.

Who did I?

I'm just around the corner. I don't know where the fuck that even is.

More like smiles.

Oh my god. Yeah, that's probably why he's taking so long.

Were you all good to go now?

Uh, actually, no.

Why?

So, um... My assistant went

to run a background check on you guys.

But, um, you guys gave me wrong addresses.

No, we didn't.

Those addresses don't pop up in any database.

Weird.

So what I'm going to do is I'm going to go ahead and stop this right now. I'm

going to call the cops.

Whoa, no. Please, please, I'm begging you. Is there anything we can do? Like,

could clean this store.

Not that we need to.

Ah.

Yeah, not that we need to, but I'm just saying, like, for the fake

address. So, are you going to tell me what's going on, or should I continue my

pep talk?

Oh, you'd love that.

I've told you. I've told you a million times. We haven't done anything.

Only reason we're nervous is because you keep hammering up the question.

I'm feeling a thought, too.

Yeah.

We just want to go home.

Okay, Miss Pinky, go ahead and send it.

Again? Yes. Let's finish this up.

So go ahead and take off the

black top.

Why? Because I said so.

I'm going to count to three.

And then what?

One.

Two.

Three.

Oh, fucking okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Pain in my butt.

And the bottom.

That's good, too.

That's what the bottom is, yeah.

There,

was that hard?

No. Good, okay. So go ahead and just put your hands on my table.

What are you thinking, Scarlett? This is ridiculous.

Your mind is going at a hundred. I think this is humiliating. Yeah.

Okay, so that's why you're going to be next.

Don't. Just relax.

Just relax.

You've already done this. You don't need to do this again. There's nothing in

here? No, there's nothing in there. Are you sure?

I'm fucking sure, yeah. And you're sweating.

Yeah, no shit.

Do you rather have ten cops do this in the station or what?

It won't be legal.

There's nothing underneath your panties? Inside?

Other than my pussy?

No. Okay.

And then the sock?

What could be in there?

I don't know. You tell me. You guys are shopping in our store, not me.

Turn around. Turn around.

Just relax.

It's pretty hot. Turn around.

I'm going

to start with

this skirt coming off please.

Uh, no. Uh,

no. Don't worry about the cameras.

I see the red light.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

I'm just going to put this online. I'll share it with your friends.

This is crazy.

Just go ahead and hang up. We're not at the table yet.

There you go.

And what about you? There's nothing in your panties? No.

Are you sure about that?

Sure.

All right. And then there's nothing here on top?

Okay, put your hands on the table.

And relax.

All right.

So, was that hard?

No, it was not.

But we're gonna get down to the bottom of it.

Because I've had enough of this crap.

Alright?

So... So, Miss Carly, again, I'm gonna ask you for the third or fourth time.

There's nothing in your bra. There's nothing in her fucking bra, okay?

My bra.

Can you just let us go, please?

Are you sure about that?

Yes.

I don't know what I'm saying.

So go ahead and take off that blouse for me, please. Just the blouse.

Or do

you want to go first, Miss Pinky?

No, I'm good, thanks.

What was that? I have no idea where that came from.

What the fuck?

I swear to God, they must have just fallen into my bra.

So let me get this straight.

Everybody be quiet.

You guys are half naked in this office and a bunch of... What is that?

Pokemon.

Fell out of your bra?

What were you... Wait.

What were you guys thinking?

Well, they didn't fall out of my bra, did they?

So I can go now, right?

Hang on. Slow down. Are you fucking serious? No, she told me to do this.

She told me to do this.

She told me to take them, and I took them.

Really?

You just tried to leave.

You just tried to leave. Don't you... You just tried to leave.

Really?

No, not really.

So... So which one is it?

I'm completely innocent here. I just... Are you? You can just let me go home.

She manipulated me.

She completely manipulated me.

Oh, okay.

I don't know if to go there.

Sweetheart, turn around.

Put your hands on the table and just relax.

Am I in trouble?

Look, you found the car.

Turn around.

Turn around.

All right, Miss Pinky. Go ahead and take your top off.

Why? There's nothing.

Go ahead and take your top off.

I can't believe you guys stole that from us. Come over here and relax.

Did you take anything else?

No.

Relax. Relax.

We're all going to be friends here. There's nothing there.

We're just going to be friends here. I might have a way out of this.

I might have a way out of this. Relax.

We're going to change the tone here.

Spread your legs. Just relax.

So there's nothing else. Tell me the truth.

There's nothing.

Because there's a way that... I might be able to fix this.

All right.

There's nothing else, I swear.

All right.

Be next.

That's easy.

We're going to be next. Go ahead.

Go ahead and take your top off.

Look, I didn't even take anything.

I know. You can please that I didn't even take anything. But why am I still

here?

But you're a part of it.

No, I'm not.

That's what Miss Scarlet says in Psychotic Cop. You put that bullshit.

Tell him that it's bullshit, Scarlet. Tell him.

Fuck you.

You try.

You try to think of something.

So there's a way after I get done with my search that I can

make those Pokey Woman cards just disappear.

But we're all going to be nice.

All right.

For the time being, I'm not going to call the cop.

Good. But for the time being, I'm going to finish my search, and I'll tell you

what my plan is. So go ahead and turn around.

All right, Miss Pinky, come here.

I'm going to call you Evie from now on because we're going to be friends. Come

sit here. Come on.

I've been a good girl with you. Yes. Oh.

Come, come.

Let's go and relax.

We don't relax. So, I want you to tell me the truth, exactly what happened. I

need to know the truth.

Forget everything that we talked about before.

We're going to be cool, chill.

But you need to be flat out honest with me so I can fix everything the way I

need to fix it.

So tell me, and you can relax.

So tell me what happened.

I don't know.

Obviously, she stole some shit and decided to blame it on me, but I don't

I can't believe you right now.

That's what I want. I just want honesty so I know how to clear things up on my

end. Fine. So I can go in there?

No, not yet. Not yet, Jim.

So she took it, and you're going to go in there, right? Mm -hmm.

Okay. Mm -hmm.

So Scarlett's the one that's going to go down if I call the cops.

I guess so. But the only problem is you're a witness.

to her shop listing, and you were caught on camera too, so you're kind of in the

same boat.

You didn't catch it.

Yeah, that's the messed up part about it. All right, no problem.

All right, go ahead.

Go ahead.

All right, Macaulay, come here.

All right.

Come here.

All right.

All right, sweetheart, tell me what happened. You took those cards, and

What's the story?

You can relax.

She really wanted the cards, and she asked me to take them, and

honestly,

she really manipulated me.

I was very emotional and vulnerable when she took advantage of me in this

vulnerable state.

Evie, how could you?

All right. Are you feeling better now, or are you still in that vulnerable

state? Am I not in trouble anymore?

Not yet. There's some things I'm going to have to do because everything's on

camera. That's why I need to know the truth, the real story, so

I can take care of what I need to take care of.

So she convinced you to steal that.

Yes. And you're just feeling what?

It's really emotional right now. I've never been in trouble like this before.

You can relax. I want you to relax. Relax. You're fine. You're cool.

You're cool. Relax. Okay.

Say that again. That last part. What happened? I've just never been in

before, so I'm just very nervous. So whatever we can do to just get this

situation over with so I can go home, I'll never come back.

Okay. Like, we could...

We could clean the shop.

Yeah, sure.

All right, cool, cool, cool. All right, clean the shop. But my shop, honestly, I

have an assistant that does all that.

Oh, that's great.

We could, we could, um, um, like, if you need housework,

um, I think I have a better idea. We can do

something in here, but it's gonna, be a little more playful and

um and then i'll have to do my end which is take care of the

camera because you guys are caught on camera and then i'm gonna have to take

care of that report so i have some stuff to do and i it's risking losing my job

because yes because they're gonna question me as to what happened to those

females that shoplifted

Go ahead and stand up.

So, where I'm going with this is, I mean, you guys are young

and you guys are, are you guys in relationships?

Are you together?

We're best friends.

But have you guys ever tried, like, fun stuff together?

No. Like, romantic stuff, bedroom stuff, nothing?

No. Have you guys ever?

wondered about it.

I think Scarlett maybe has some thoughts. She's giving me a

nod.

Alright, so what I'm getting at here is

we can

I want to fix the vulnerable side that she was feeling, honestly.

And I can tell she has some nervous energy in there.

So what we can do is slowly just, you know,

start touching and feeling and stuff. And, you know, we're all going to have

be on the same boat.

Or I'm going to have to call the cops and just forget everything.

So, what, we just talk to each other a bit and then you'll let us go?

Well, no. We're going to have to go slow. I mean, we've got some time here

because I'm supposed to do a thorough search. So, first things first.

I mean, you guys are best friends, so I want you guys to just do just a light

kiss. Just a light kiss.

Slow, though. Nothing quick. Just a little force.

Well, that's what I said. Slow.

I wanted to meet him.

Just a gentle kiss.

Yeah, but slow, slow. We're not going to just go, wow, like that.

Just slow, slow. All right, good.

Nice and slow.

Kiss.

I got tingles when I saw that.

So, all right, how did that feel?

Fine, I guess. Like you made us good.

Okay, but did you enjoy it?

Probably would have. Better than your grouping.

Yeah.

I didn't even do anything, but let's put that aside.

Okay.

Try it again. You guys are still warm. I want to make you guys feel the love.

I think

you guys are enjoying that.

You guys are really enjoying that.

Better than I expected.

So, here's the deal.

I'm not going to call the cops, but...

I'm thinking we can kind of explore this a step further, and you guys are

comfortable with each other, but I'm not, because I'm kind of out here, so if

you guys slowly make me feel comfortable, and then, you know, we can

explore this step by step, and then, you know, we'll see where things go,

and then I'll go ahead and take care of...

My stuff with the camera, the police report, not calling the cops and all of

that stuff.

But we'll have to just go slow and you guys will have to make me feel

comfortable because I don't know you guys quite yell well yet.

You comfortable?

Yeah, me comfortable, I mean.

Are your titties out?

Well, no, I'm not. I'm still fully clothed. Yeah. But I'm hoping you guys

help with that.

Very much.

Yeah.

Or I'll just call the cops. Oh, my God!

It's not a problem.

There's clearly no way out of this.

It's not a problem. We could just get it over with.

So, let's just go slow, and then we'll see how things go.

You know, I mean...

I don't even know if I'm how I'm going to feel about it because I haven't done

it in a while so yeah so but I'll have to have you guys on board

with this and I mean that's pretty much the only way that this is going to go

or else now it's the call of the day and you just have the cops show up

now let's go ahead and

Well, I need an answer first. What do you guys think?

Okay.

Just, um, sure.

Cool.

Okay, so we'll go slow.

So go ahead and just... So you guys are comfortable, so let's go ahead and get a

little close.

You guys can start.

Just slow kissing, and then... No, no, slow. Go ahead.

Just really slow.

And I want you guys to be...

Your body's not warm.

I can feel.

Well,

Ms. Scarlett, I mean, if that's where you're going to go, then totally

me off of my comfort zone. Okay, I'm sorry. Okay.

So, like, slowly.

There you go.

There you go.

How does it feel?

I mean, I need you guys to enjoy it.

Just like you guys are.

But I'm not comfortable. I mean, I'm not feeling that. So I have to really work

for me to, you know.

It feels good.

Feels good? It feels good.

Okay.

So, next, how are you guys gonna get me involved in

this? Actually, that's the question I have.

Um, involved in what way?

Oh, I think you know.

I have a boyfriend, so... So we will have to keep it between us then.

And you miscarried it?

I...

It's like you're kind of prepared.

Okay, well, so, let's start exploring then.

Are we on the same page?

You can just, that's fine, we'll just go slow, I guess.

You're going to delete these videos, right?

Definitely, I'm going to have to take care of all of those cameras.

Because I'd be in a lot of trouble.

Oh, I can lose my job.

Yeah. And that would be bad.

Go ahead and turn around like this.

And then you can just go down. We'll just go slow. We'll just go slow because

it's feeling good.

And then what we'll do here is we'll just go far.

But I want you guys to do it like you mean it, okay? And then so we can all

finish the day.

So don't stop yet. Keep doing that.

We'll do it quick, and then we'll have some fun, so we can just go on with our

day.

All right?

What do you think,

Evie?

Before I think?

Yes. Just get this over and done, please.

Yeah? Yeah.

Okay, go ahead.

We're going to have to slow down the scale.

You're doing great. Just go nice and slow.

Nice and slow. There you go.

You're doing so great.

Just go nice and slow.

Tell me what you like.

You like spanking?

I do.

You do?

I do.

Like whatever gets you off the quick end.

Oh, that's a good answer.

It's bad.

Yeah, I can't put it in my mouth.

So go down on your knees here.

If you want to try it, you guys can.

Yeah, there you go.

Mmm. Oh.

All right.

All right.

I'm just going to go ahead and hide it on my table.

I want you guys to switch.

What? Fuck the phone.

Go ahead and lay down.

You need some lube, right?

This table's really

uncomfortable.

Yeah.

It's amazing.

After today.

After I read.

Make sure you get...

The Pokewoman cards.

Are you fucking kidding me?

We don't even get the cards.

But he'd come in my eye and keep the cards.

You guys can clean up and you guys are ready to go. I'll take care of

everything. I want you to look at my camera one more time and say I was

You were amazing.

You were amazing.

Now get out of my office. With pleasure.

Let's get our clothes on.