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So, Ken, what you want is to get a girl to teach you some Czech language.

Did I understand it good? Yeah.

Okay, okay.

Okay, so that's going to be tricky because if the girl doesn't speak

then I don't... Whatever.

You know what? I tried to fulfill your wishes. This is why I'm here, okay?

So, we're going to pretend again that...

You gotta be a head of the TV channel, okay? You are not TV, okay?

So you have to act like you're the boss, okay?

Try to be the boss in life.

Yeah, exactly.

There you go.

Okay, so what's your type? What do you want? Blonde, black, green,

blondie? Which type of girl?

Kimmy?

Bronze. Blonde?

okay okay uh he's not blonde but he's okay oh yeah okay let me get my shoes

good looking

Let me get in

first.

So this is our studio.

Please take off the shoes.

Oh,

your jacket.

Okay.

So... He is my boss, Ken.

Nice to meet you. My name is Ken.

Okay, please take a seat. Let me start the interview right away. Thank you.

Okay, so we are doing a show

today about languages.

Try to communicate in different languages. English, Czech, Japanese.

Japanese is one of the most...

Sarah.

How many years?

So, I am 35.

You? 23.

No, there you go!

Oh, young!

Yeah, yes,

really young and beautiful. You're beautiful.

You know that you're beautiful?

You're the most beautiful girl in my life.

You have a really nice life.

Smile, it's good for you.

Ken, what would be the first thing that you want to learn in Czech?

What is the first word? What do you want to know?

Money?

No money.

You don't even understand me.

It's okay.

What do you want to learn? Hello, how are you? Or good

night? Or good morning?

Good morning, I know in Japanese it's OHAYO.

OHAYO GOZAIMASU.

You can say OHAYO GOZAIMASU.

Just say it.

OHAYO.

It's good morning.

Good morning, yes.

How do you say it in Czech?

DOBRE RANO. DOBRE RANO.

DOBRE RANO.

Dobre rano. Dobre rano. Ohayo. Ohayo. Good morning. Good morning.

There you go. Okay.

What else do you want to learn in Czech?

What do you want to know?

Arigato. Arigato.

Okay. Arigato.

Arigato. Arigato. Good.

Arigato.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. It's in Czech.

One more.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

She is beautiful girl.

Oh, she is beautiful girl.

You are a beautiful girl. How do you say that in Japanese?

I think that means beautiful.

I don't speak Japanese.

It's hard to communicate.

But how do you say you are beautiful?

It's beautiful.

It's beautiful.

It's beautiful.

Good communication.

There you go. It's good communication.

Let me find something else. What I'm curious of. How do you

say... I am all...

You heard me.

I'm horny.

Before sex, you are horny.

During sex, you are horny.

I used to say that in Czech.

Horny and like... In Spanish I know.

You know what?

Let's go for something else.

Do you like sex?

No, no, no. How do you say it in Czech?

No, do you like sex?

How do you say it in Czech?

Mamrada sex.

Mamrada sex.

Mamrada sex.

Mamrada.

Mamrada. Mamrada.

Mamrada. Mamrada.

Mamrada.

Do you like that?

Do you have boyfriend?

No? No?

No? Why?

Beauty, beauty, beauty, beauty. You don't have boyfriend?

Okay.

What is your job?

Secretary. Ah, you're secretary.

Okay. We interview a lot of people. You are our third secretary this week.

Okay, you don't understand.

Whatever. You're a secretary.

How much money you make one month?

Of secretary?

20 ,000.

In euro?

20 ,000.

I give you... You make 1 ,000 euro in one month.

I give you 1 ,000 euro for five minutes.

Is it good?

It's good?

Okay. All you have to do is pick up your truck and just show your beautiful body

to him because he did that with European woman.

Yeah. Yeah? You do that? Okay.

Are you sure?

Yeah. Okay. Let's do this.

Thank you.

Look.

I have a full 1 ,000 euro here. As soon as you get naked, I'm going to give it

to you.

Okay? So, shall we?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But don't worry, people can't see you.

She's not a shy girl, Ken.

I can see that. She's not shy.

Shy? No.

Yeah, you want me to help you?

She was looking at me like, you want me to help you?

Look at his face. Look at his face. Isn't he adorable?

It didn't happen.

Good.

Need some help?

1 ,000 euro is 1 ,000 euro. 1 ,000 euro, I want this down, and I want this down.

Okay? Okay. Thank you.

And I want to keep your penny.

So, 1 ,000 euro for one penny. Okay. Okay?

Thank you.

There you go. It's my present to you.

Thank you.

No, it's my present to you. You have to thank me. I paid for it.

Okay.

Just give it back to me.

I'm going to put this here, okay? It's all yours.

And... Oh, my God.

Can't concentrate.

You're beautiful.

Oh, beautiful.

Beautiful.

Okay, can you turn around just for him to see you?

No, just for him to see you, just turn around.

Okay,

now you can sit back.

I can see you are not shy.

When was the last time you had sex?

Sex? Yes, when was the last time? One week?

One month ago, you don't remember?

Okay, that's a problem.

You can't be just,

you know, untouched.

Have you ever been with a Japanese guy?

Have you ever been?

So this is your lucky day, because you can... Now you have the possibility...

Listen, I mean, this 1000 euro is nothing.

There's a lot more where it comes from.

Okay?

There's a lot more in there. So if you want more of these, and you want to make

my boss happy, then I guarantee you, you can fly to Japan,

learn some Japanese,

Maybe you can move to Japan.

Over there the economy is really high. People make a lot of money.

So what do you think?

What do you think?

You know what? Just relax.

What do you like about him?

Do you like to get your facility?

Because he's number one, top one.

I suggest you just lay back and let him do the rest.

I mean, I guarantee you, you want to stay and have fun.

He's adorable.

He's like a puppy dog.

Hug me, kiss me, fuck me.

What do you think?

I think, guys, this is the point where I could step out from the picture.

Have fun, Bob.

Yes? Have fun.

Thank you.

Hmm?

Thank you.

God bless.

Oh.

You didn't?

Oh.

Thank you.

Oh.

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