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Four, five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

-Now we do it, do it again! -Five, six, seven, eight.

And one, two...

-Hi, David! -Oh my God...

Behold the three geniuses before you.

-Looks and brains. -And brains.

Let's do it again. He interrupted us.

Rudely interrupted us, actually.

This is fine. This is like...

-Look at that. -Absolutely, so...

What is that? What is that?

At least your feet is up this time.

-That one's good. That one's good. -Actually. Actually!

Oh my God, that was so loud. Sorry.

You screamed in my ear.

I don't know about that.

Hey, babe.

What's wrong?

Did something happen?

Can you tell them to go?

We're gonna to need to go again.

-But what's happened? -Just tell them to leave.

-Okay. -This time we'll be...

We'll do the last one, with both.

Can I meet up with you later?

I have to speak with David about something. And then I can just...

-You're kicking us out? -Yeah. Sorry, no.

-Not like that. -Yeah, so true.

You have all your things?

-Yeah, we do have everything. -I had your cardigan for a month.

Yeah, it wasn't... Bye, David.

-Okay. That was fun. -It's over.

The exams are over.

-For another year. -And we didn't get a bad grade.

And tonight we are going to get smashed.

-Yeah. -See you later.

-See you later. -Bye, David!

Oh God.

-Bye. -Bye.

What's wrong, David?

When I was waiting in the taxi last Saturday...

you took fucking ages.

So I tried to call you. But your phone was in my bag.

You had a text message from John.

That guy Miriam knows.

Okay.

Why is he texting you?

-I don't know... -Siri, don't.

What?

-What is this? What... -What is this?

Yes.

What's going on?

-What's going on? -What the fuck's going on?

I read the texts!

You fucking slept with him!

You picked him up on fucking Insta and you fucked him!

And I'm waiting around in the taxi like a fucking idiot!

And what were you doing?

You weren't fucking throwing up. What the fuck?

You sat there... You sat there, and you swore!

You looked me right in the eye and you swore to me!

I mean...

Fucking hell, Siri. Fucking hell.

Fuck!

David...

David...

I'm sorry.

-No. -I am, I am. I'm sorry.

-I'm sorry. -Why?

-Why? -I don't know.

He and Miriam follow each other on Instagram.

And you thought he was hot?

I don't know. I don't know, David.

Does Miriam know?

No. She doesn't know. No one knows.

-Did you bring him here? -No.

I didn't.

Siri, if you're lying, I'll find out.

-I didn't. -So you've gone to his? Every time?

Was it just you two, or did you hang out with his friends too?

No.

Or... We went to the theatre once.

A dance show. Some people he knew were there.

-You knew he'd be there Saturday? -No. No.

-Is that why you wanted to go? -No.

No. I didn't know. I didn't know he'd be there.

I'm sorry, David.

I'm sorry. I don't know what to say, I'm sorry.

No... No, David. Please.

Please, don't pack your bag. Please. Please...

You have to hear me out, David. Let me explain.

Yes. Please. Hey... No...

No. No.

-Let go! -No...

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Look at me. Don't go. Don't go, David! Don't go, please.

Please, let me explain. Let me explain. Let me... No!

Let go!

-Hey. -Hey.

Can I crash here tonight?

Yeah. Sure.

What's going on?

Siri's been fucking some other guy.

What?

What, seriously?

What the fuck... What did you do to your hand?

I cut myself on some fucking sign.

For fuck's sake, David.

Come here.

Man, that's deep, David.

Shouldn't you have it checked out? In case you need stitches?

No.

Alright.

Hold that there.

How's that? Can you...

Is that her?

Do you know who the guy is?

He was at the party last Saturday and...

Miriam knows him.

Man...

I really don't know what to say, David.

Go for it.

Fucking hit the spot, that one.

David.

David?

Hey... David.

-You ditching work today, or what? -Yeah.

Listen, Siri's been calling like mad.

She's been calling all night.

Want me to pick up and tell her you're here, but don't want to talk?

Just don't answer the phone.

Okay.

Siri: I've always loved you. Never doubt that.

I'll always love you.

Can't you just pick up, David? Please, I beg you, on my knees.

What I've done is disgusting. I don't even deserve an answer.

You mean everything to me Please answer

David. I love you.

Get any sleep?

Mind if I stay for a couple of nights?

Yeah, sure. Stay as long as you want.

I have a spare room.

I stay there when mum's here, but she's never here so it's cool.

Cool.

Listen, I was going to grab a beer after work with William and Shane.

But I'll skip it, if you want.

No, man. Don't worry about it.

Alright.

Talk later, then.

Our bond is incredibly strong. You're all I have, David.

Please, please, give me a chance. I'll do anything.

Pick up, I'm begging you. I'm devastated. You just left.

I love you My whole family loves you

Should I stop texting you? Let me know. I love you.

Hello?

Can I come up, David?

Please.

What happened to you?

Got a bit hurt, that's all.

I don't know if you...

read my texts?

Did you see them?

I just want to...

Can't we at least try to talk?

Yes. Yes, please, David.

You've been with him. Not just once.

And then you've come home to me.

And you've been with me.

That's so messed up.

So fucking disgusting, Siri.

You're not Siri to me anymore.

-I am. -No.

Yes, I am. I am.

Please, David. Please.

Please, David.

Please...

Just go.

Subtitles: Annika Bidner