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There's so many layers to this divorce. It's so complicated.

It's very difficult to explain.

Who's not here?

Erica. But she's coming. You know, I'm sure that they were very shocked and

they're going to have a lot of questions.

You think she really filed?

Yes, she did.

I did not see it ending this way.

I was going to hold that man's hand until he died.

Where's my red, white, and blue napkin? Oh, here they are.

Feeling very patriotic.

Honey, sorry we don't have a bartender, but I couldn't find anyone in time.

I'll be the bartender.

I love being the bartender. That was what I was trying to tell you. Yeah, no

problem. I make it a rule not to discuss politics, but this is one of the most

important elections of our lifetime.

Do you think I should put these in here? I feel like that's cute.

Anything you do is cute.

I love being here. It's true.

If we could have a female vice president and a mother of four daughters for my

children. To see the changes that are happening in the world is really

to me.

What are you going to wear? I got army shorts and I got a denim blue shirt. I

cannot be more Americana. That's great, but I want you to be dressed nicer than

this. I'm joking. I'm not going to go like this.

I told him to dress patriotic. So everybody coming over?

Garcelle's not coming. She's home with her boys and Erica's not coming.

Erica sent a text saying that she was going to be filing for divorce from Tom.

Oh, my God.

What is going on? Did you have any idea?

No. What the hell? I was only shocked because we were just in Tahoe together,

but when you sort of look at their marriage from afar, you're not really

shocked. Sutton's coming.

I haven't actually spoken with Dorit. Why?

Well, I mean, did you talk to TK today?

Yeah. Okay, so...

They're coming, right?

Yeah, he didn't tell me anything. What happened with Dorit?

Hi, you look great. You're green.

Struggling to see what's patriotic about it, but you look great. Honey, it's the

vision. What do you mean what's patriotic?

Patriotic doesn't have to be red, white, and blue. It is patriotic if you're

Irish.

I don't know if I told you this, but, like, you know I love Kyle.

Yeah. But you know her and I always have our little...

like thing.

We were on our way home on the airplane.

I was having a very intense conversation with Crystal over some things that

happened over the weekend.

Then Kyle turns around and literally mid -sentence cuts me off.

I just chimed in literally for the first time. And she bit my head off.

And then she, of course, comes back.

So it got like a little loud for a second. And then I was just like, you

I'm not doing this. And I was so taken aback that, of course, I started to cry.

And then she said, like, oh, you're crying now.

If anyone else had chimed in, anybody, she would have not said anything.

Why don't you give her a little bit of her own medicine? When she's talking,

interrupt her.

Just say, that's what it's like.

Make sure you let me know, so I can watch.

We're going to put the food in the dining room. Holy Toledo, that's a

bottom. Isn't that gorgeous?

First racist calls for Trump and Biden as polls close in Florida, but they

haven't said anything.

Okay. How are you feeling about seeing everybody tonight after the weekend

As hard as it was coming home and like kind of decompressing, I didn't spend

much time sort of analyzing it. Right. I just have never experienced it.

Someone not being that nice to me.

I just

felt like my space was violated.

I did knock.

It was so creepy and weird.

Because there's so much stress about selection, it's hard to imagine that

would have their own kind of petty stuff going on.

You have to hold my hand because these shoes are not stable.

All right.

Do we ring or do we just go in?

Hello. Hi. Oh, my God. What a dress.

I love this.

Thank you for dressing patriotic.

How are you? I'm good. How are you? Because we're all like, I'm never

enough. No, I've got my red, white, and blue. Oh, look at us. Yay.

We're all the same.

That's it.

Exactly. Nice to see you.

Good to see you, too. Can we start drinking?

Yes, please.

Thank you.

Come in.

Thank you, girl. It feels so good.

Is that my sister?

Yes. Oh, hello.

Hello.

Hi. Hi,

honey. Hi. I haven't talked to you since our trip. I know.

I was telling Rob, I was like, oh, God, help.

Kathy's there. Eric Kissman.

Eric Kissman. Beverly Hill.

Pretty handsome. Hey, how are you? You look very busted.

I need to wear a jacket that color, too. No way. Rob. Rob. Nice to meet you,

Rob. Let's go outside.

Let's do it. Should we get a pool glass?

Okay. Yeah. Hi.

Might as well, right? Right.

Hi. Hi, guys. Great.

Okay.

Hi, guys. Hello.

How are you? Good to see you again.

How are you? Good.

I asked for patriotic attire, but I think Dorit missed the memo. This is her

preppy leprechaun look.

Oh, that looks beautiful.

Don't eat the flags. No, no.

Hey!

Hello! How are you?

Hi!

You're what? What did you say? You're what? I'm good.

No, no, I'm good.

How are you? Nice to see you.

How are you? I'm well. Crystal and I are being very polite.

I'm walking on very thin crystal ice with her.

Hi. I'm Sutton Stratton.

Nice to meet you.

What's your name?

Rob. Rob. Nice to meet you. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. Yeah,

good. Election night. This is what we've been waiting for. Right.

Harry named her. Oh?

Harry named her Barbie tonight, so you kind of have to go with it. Harry and I

have spent a lot of time together. I think a new persona doesn't hurt. You

it spices things up a little bit. Grab your drinks. Let's go outside for a

minute. Let's go outside.

I have to peek in from time to time. No, TV outside.

Oh, you have TV outside?

Yeah. Okay. Where's the TV?

Oh, it's in there. It's over there, yeah.

Isn't this cool? Yeah, this is great.

Everyone sit down.

Oh, look at this presentation.

You guys, who do we think is going to win tonight?

I don't think we're going to know until Thursday. I don't think we're going to

know for another month.

Anyone talk to Erica today? I did.

Did you already know what was going on? I didn't know until she sent that text

to us today at 9 .15.

And I instantly called her. And, you know, I was just as surprised as we all

were. Erica had us over a year ago. Tom was in great spirits. He was beyond

charming. In a movie. In high school. With a western.

So I got shot off the roof and fell down.

Did you have a stunt double?

No, it was all me.

Erica was enjoying watching Tom be charming with us. There was just no sign

anything that would lead to a divorce.

It wasn't a surprise.

You know, we don't know.

enough about what's happening. We don't know what goes on behind closed doors.

I know that if I was going through divorce, I would have shared it with

women. I'm not judging. I'm just thinking, gosh, I thought we were closer

that. Now, not to make things awkward, but I know that you guys have not seen

each other since Lake Tahoe and on the plane. Right.

You guys had your thing?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I mean, I know that I had my little breakdown and I

apologized. And I felt good when we left. So I don't know if there's

left to say. You know, it was good. I think it was fine.

What was the report from Crystal from her first trip with the ladies? You know

what? She had a great time with almost everybody.

Yeah. Almost everybody. Almost everybody.

It was the almost night, Sutton. Yeah.

From the way I heard the story, it was just, you know, it was a girl's trip and

just, you know, she walked in to return a sweater.

First of all, I would never walk into someone's room without knocking.

And secondly, if I saw that they were... Dude, if you and I were on a guy's

trip, you'd walk in my room and... But this is a guy's trip.

What are you talking about? It's not a guy's trip. I mean, let's be real. I

don't think I'd invite you on a guy's trip to be... Good. So we're good.

I'm not coming. You're not inviting.

All he does is smoke the doobie and talk shit. So I'm not sure I bother.

I got home that afternoon, and I got on the scale, and I lost five pounds.

Well, thank you. How fabulous. Say thank you.

Wow.

Wait, say sorry. You guys,

wait. It wasn't, like, a great feeling because, like, I have food issues or

whatever. I'm sorry. I am not going to do that. What does that mean, food

issues? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I am not involved with anybody losing five

pounds. Wait a minute. I want to hear this. No, I'm a recovering bulimic.

And I say recovering because, like,

I don't know what it's like to be any other thing. I know you don't know.

Coming up. Do you want to invest in our friendship like this? I think I have.

Then don't ever talk to me like that again.

I got home and I got on the scale and I lost five pounds.

Thank you.

Fabulous. Say thank you so much.

I want to hear this. I'm a recovering bulimic.

And I say recovering because I don't know what it's like to be any other

I know you don't. But that's really nice of you to share that. That's so

important to share that. It was not like a good weight loss. I was like, okay,

this is sort of indicative how I felt about the trip.

To be clear, I didn't have a relapse on a trip.

I was just under so much stress and I was just having such a horrible time.

I just couldn't eat.

How long have you had this problem?

I became a bulimic when I was 11.

You what?

I was a bulimic when I was 11.

I just want the girls to know how hyper aware I am of my weight and sort of the

struggles that I go through.

I will say that, like, it's under control.

Good. But it's not something that I've ever hidden because it's been so long.

Or I'm not suffering on a daily about it. I was 11 years old when I watched a

video in class about eating disorders.

And obviously it was a negative message. And then I sort of picked up some tools

from it. And that's when it began.

Even like in high school, I felt very like normal to talk about it. Like it

I have a grasp at it. I think that was also part of my sickness.

Like, oh, I can talk about it. I'm normal about it. Right. I think

experience is different.

Wow. But by you sharing that, can I help someone?

Sure does. It will help someone.

I think Amelia being so brave and so honest about her story.

There's so much I need to say about anorexia because, like, I could have

It helped Kyle come out, I think. When I was younger, I had my own problems.

Did you? Yeah. But I never wanted to say because I just never wanted my kids to

have that problem. You know what I mean? I love that Crystal has just been this

open because once you are honest about it, it helps you and it helps other

people. I didn't think I would actually talk about that.

Let me hug you because that's a big deal.

That was brave.

I'm nervous about this election.

Are you? It almost can't be that bad because it already was that bad. It's

four more years. That's the way I look at it. I'm going to Costa Rica maybe if

it doesn't go well tonight.

You know what? We're not. We're not.

It's not that desperate. No, come on. Come on.

There's enough stuff going on.

I'm going to talk to you for a minute. We are here?

No.

I'm coming to paddle you for your behavior on the plane.

Excuse me?

I don't know why this is in here, actually.

Really? You don't know why that's in there? I don't know why you even peddle.

I just wanted to talk to you about what happened on the plane.

Okay. This is not the first time this has happened between Dorit and me. We've

had this conversation before in this exact room, and I poured my heart out to

her. I really do love you, and I feel like we're a friendship that's going to

last a lifetime.

I mean, I really don't want to see that just...

Tossed away over stupid petty crap.

I cannot keep doing this with her every couple months. Either we fix it and put

a stop to this, or we're not going to be friends.

On the plane, I only wanted to say one thing to Crystal. And you screamed at

You said, can I just finish my sentence? If anyone else had jumped in and, like,

chimed in like that, you would have not had that same reaction.

I feel like you treat me differently than the others, and I don't know what

is. Okay.

First off, last year, you interrupted me in the middle of my sentences a lot.

You and I had, then from there, I said, I don't let you finish. I'm never

talking.

And it's almost as if you don't feel what I have to say has as much value as

what you have to say.

You scream this all the time. You talk too much. I never get a chance. The only

thing I said was, let me finish a sentence. No, you scream that at me,

No, it's only that you interrupt in mid -sentence. That's all.

45 minutes. I was not talking for 45 minutes.

We hung out last week. The wives were awake. And the girls rang.

Do you remember? We put the phones together. And we were so drunk. We were

at this point.

car on speaker on his phone three on speaker my phone i put the two phones

together i put them over there and we just carried on drinking they had no

that we weren't they've been together they've been together the whole night

they carried on talking fantastic am i an important friend to you yes do you

want to make this effort with me like do you want to invest in our friendship

like this i think i have then don't ever talk to me like that again

Because that's not what friends do. You're actually turning around to me and

putting our friendship on the line because I said to you, can you not

another sentence of mine?

It was one time I spoke. Can I say that to you? Last year you said, you, Dorit.

You. You break down.

You.

You, Dorit. You can't tell me how I feel and react to things, okay?

Did I turn around and say to you after that, you know what? You want to be

friends with me? Don't ever speak to me that way? No, I didn't.

Last year, we were in a heated moment. Everyone was at the table at a heated

moment. On the plane, it was calm and nice. I was waiting for an end, waiting

for an end, and I didn't want to be accused of that. So I was trying to be

respectful because I do care about you, and I know what you said last year, and

I heard that, and I took it to heart.

Okay. Well, then we're good, Kyle.

We're good.

We're good. I want to really be good and not just say that we're good. We're

good.

Now you're doing the Erica, we're good. I'm good.

I'm good. I don't want to do that.

We're good.

We're good.

Why are you walking away?

Because I'm done.

Coming up.

Could I be a little gauche and ask how much that would go? Can I ask?

This particular one, about $3 .80.

Okay.

Okay. Well, then we're good, Kyle. We're good. Why are you walking away?

Because I'm done.

She's like really disappointed in her right now. And if you hadn't brought my

dad tonight, I wouldn't leave.

But I do want to get back to my parents.

I'd like to.

Okay, what, immediately or straight away?

Immediately, if not sooner.

I guess that's it. That's pretty clear.

Thank you, Rob.

Mo, I love you.

Who's winning?

Biden's in the lead. Oh, of course. So this is your patriotic wear with your

orange scrunchie.

Guys. I love you. Are you leaving?

I love you. Are you leaving? I am. My dad just came in this morning. I know.

And I told him I'm going to be gone for a couple hours, but I want to see them.

Love you. Bye, guys. I came to Kyle's party because she's my friend.

Why can't we stay a little longer, eat? Let me see my parents.

But if she's going to treat me like this, I don't need to be here.

I'm ready to go. Love you. Bye, guys.

Not fun.

Didn't really eat anything. We were in the middle of a concert. You had a

hamburger before you left an hour and a half ago. No, but I'm just saying, they

could throw it at us that we were rude. We left early.

We didn't eat. You know, I'm just saying.

Well, that's not what friends do, PK.

And definitely not what friends do, what she did tonight.

Hi, sit down. You're cute, but I don't, you know. Are we okay?

Feeling bad during the last, because she got upset. No, her dad. No, she was

here. She already said. Her dad came to say.

Did you guys not work it out? I just want to nip it in the bud.

She's just happy she's not in the middle of this one.

I love you, Mother.

Praise baby Jesus. Look, you guys.

You're now hearing at 1141 from both sides that a winner will not be

tonight. Neither campaign expects there to be a result tonight. Correct.

It's all too early to call. Too early to call. This is just a big anticlimactic

evening, Kyle.

Well. Welcome to my private Bentley shopping day.

Oh, my gosh. I want us to be able to enjoy it without our mask on. So they

closed it up for us. Well, of course.

Wow. When you shop for couture, you're by yourself.

You get to try it on by yourself.

So this makes complete sense to me.

This is how you shop.

Okay, what are we looking for? What's our vibe?

I like a convertible. I came here on Saturday. I've seen a couple of models.

Okay. So I think I like this one.

Maybe you get one, I get one. Who knows? Yes, I might get one.

My very first car was a Toyota Tercel.

Could I be a little gauche and ask how much that would go? Can I ask? You know

me. This might be the one about $380.

Okay. And then when I could afford something a little bit more fancy, I got

Mazda RX -7, and I didn't know how to drive a six -shift. So I'm leaving the

dealer, and I'm like... See, I love that green, but I want a convertible.

You missed Kyle's election party.

I was home. Were you just at home with the boys? I was home with the boys. They

were upstairs. I tried to coerce them to come down. Yeah. They came down for

five minutes, and then I had a...

A glass of tequila. I texted Erica yesterday.

And did she come?

No, she didn't come. And I asked Lisa, I said, did he mention anything to you?

And she was like, no.

When my life started unraveling with my divorce, I didn't want to see people. I

didn't want to do anything. And like Erica, it was in the press. People knew

about it. So I can understand why she wouldn't show up.

Thank you, V. You can close the top. I'll show you where that is. No, we're

closing the top.

This is so decadent.

Most importantly, have fun.

Okay, yeah. Thank you. Not too much fun.

My business manager has talked to them. They already know what I can afford.

Which is what?

Which is private.

It's not a plane, but it's a nice car.

Oh. You're going kind of slow. Okay, I'll give her a little kick.

Yeah! Oh, my God!

Good for you, Sutton. Okay, good.

You're doing a lot of changes, though. Is there something that I should know

about? Like new house.

Is this what we call a midlife crisis?

Men get Porsches and Corvettes. You get a Bentley. That's awesome. Thank you.

You're welcome. This is my first car that I've ever bought for myself without

asking permission.

This feels right.

Sold.

Now let's go pay for it.

Did you like meeting everyone at this point? Yeah, it was actually really

You seemed like you were having a really good time. I was having a good time,

you know. Maurizio has really good taste in wine. That's a good friend to have.

Yeah. It's a good group.

Yeah. I talked to them a little bit.

She was very easy to talk to. I know that you're friends with Jennifer Tilly.

Yeah. She worked on a movie with you. She told me. She said you were just a

really nice guy.

I like to say she's on her best behavior last night.

Rob is very likable. He's forgiving, and he definitely gives people the benefit

of the doubt. We had a nice chat.

He's a lot nicer than I am.

Hi, Thelma.

Yeah,

she's tired.

I'm tired. It's the end of the day.

You want to play Mahjong? Yeah!

All right. Wait, wait, wait.

Oh, careful.

Can you pick those up? Thank you.

First of all, we have to take out all of these.

Rob and I have totally different styles of parenting, and it can be a challenge

sometimes. I am the hard ass.

Can you count to ten? Do you want to eat this now?

Yeah.

Rob, the coddler, hates that word.

You want to go that way or no? We're just going to sit here. Okay, we're

to focus.

On the family room?

Yeah. Oh, okay. Thank you. I'll talk to you.

Every week, he shows the kids another movie from the 40s. That's something

that's really special for the three of them. I'm not invited.

I have to make the popcorn for them.

Okay, so remember we talked about ice cream, whipped cream, sprinkles. So now

you've gotten rid of one.

Because you came over. Because you have to go finish your dinner. I don't even

have to take a look anymore at this point. I'm like, bleh.

You know, I was very surprised when Lisa came up and said that you had told

everybody about your eating disorder.

Our daughter suffered from an eating disorder. And so when she shared that, I

was like, wow. She's very brave to just share that.

Good for you.

Yeah.

It's a weird topic to connect with someone.

Well, but you like food.

I love food.

Yeah. And actually, I always wanted to say I loved it. And that was really

Oh, really?

Yeah, I couldn't, like, admit liking food. Really? Because I had so much

around food.

Right. My body stuff is so deeply rooted in, like, my childhood. I had always

felt like the chubby one, wanting to be blonde, blue -eyed, and skinny.

I totally wanted to be American.

And what that meant to me as a child was white.

You know, I always felt like the ugly kid.

Right. Then I grew into an age of, like, wanting to be so pretty.

Sure. And now I've reached a point where I really don't care.

I don't even think we've even talked about this like that in depth. My

peaked around the end of high school into college.

So my parents don't know.

My mom still doesn't know that.

Totally.

It's interesting because... Pardon? No, I really don't want her to know. Okay.

Especially Zoe.

She'd say to me now, Mommy, your legs are skinny.

And I'm like, a mommy works out. They're healthy.

It's like so much work to like get her to not use those terms.

Right. I mean, okay.

She cares. Hi, Maxie. Are you going to get ice cream too for dessert?

Lucy, can you make Max those sesame balls?

Maxie, you can have a number of your age.

Age? That's a lot of balls, dude.

That's what she said.

Coming up.

All right.

You did it. Put that fire out.

You're in trouble.

Kyle can come in here and be like, I told you I ought to get mannequins with

arms and head.

No, I'm trying to. We're going to get the boards off of this, and then the

windows are going to be open, and it's going to look, it might look better with

the boards up.

Everything is so weird. It's all boarded up like this.

Oh, how beautiful.

And it smells good.

You look so pretty.

Hi.

How are you?

Hi, love. Wow, look at your outfit.

I just wanted to be comfortable today. Oh, you're carrying denim now?

Yes. It's good denim. I mean, I'm small. Very nice.

Is that one of those mama jeans? Kathy doesn't like mom jeans. I like that. I

don't like the ones everyone thinks it's so cool where they come up here and

their ass looks this long.

I don't like it.

First, the kids are making fun of you because you're wearing mom jeans, and

mom jeans are cool and happening. It's hard to keep up.

They're kind of cute, though.

They are.

All I know is they're ugly, but everyone's wearing them, so I have to

too. So who all is coming Saturday?

It's like a Parisian vibe, right? It's a Parisian vibe.

Just so you know, I'm so excited because I know what I'm going to wear.

I don't know what I'm going to wear.

I think everybody's going to. I mean, I don't know.

Yeah. I haven't heard from everybody.

No one's RSVP'd. You just put it out there and whoever shows up, shows up.

know, I like having a $35 ,000 party and just show up. I am desperate to give a

party. Like, desperate.

And I just want to invite all the girls to my house.

Technically, it's my house. But okay, yeah.

She is leasing it. I really like these two.

Wait, did we find out anything?

I want to really figure out this Erica thing. Erica thing? Did anybody speak

other than texting?

No,

because she said I'm exhausted, so I thought, okay, well, that means I don't

want to talk about it right now. Yeah, so I guess I'll ask her if she's coming

because I kind of need to know for catering purposes.

Yes. Well, you can send her a text and say, are you going to be able to make it

Saturday? I need a head count.

Look, she's quick.

She's a court reporter on the side.

I just said, hey, you, I know you are swamped and no pressure, just wondering

you think you'll be up for coming on Saturday.

Let's just have a nice lunch.

I am trying to move some of the things from the store into my house, so it kind

of feels very Parisian. I really do not think that you need that piece of

furniture there, and I see that that closet is empty.

That's the powder room.

Okay. Which we need.

Yes, you do.

They like to give advice.

Otherwise, they don't.

How I survive all this time without y 'all, I don't know.

Kathy is used to being the oldest sister and sort of bossing people around.

And what's behind here? That's like our kitchen and stuff.

I'm not allowed to swear.

I shouldn't be wearing certain things.

And now it's rolled into my kids.

They'll put something on, and I'll say, don't wear that. And Kathy's not going

to like that.

Oh, Erica texted me back.

She is coming.

She's coming? Yeah. Okay, good. When I was going through my divorce, if I got

invited to something, it gave me a reason to get out of bed, put on

try to be around people.

That's the best thing she can do for herself.

I think we should take it easy on her, you know?

Yeah, don't bombard her.

Why would we do anything other than take it easy on her?

Do you need this desk here?

Yes, Kathy, we actually work here.

Yeah. Oh, are you down there? I'm down here.

Okay, I'm coming.

Oh, look at your garden. It's harvest time for the potatoes, but they're not

very big.

Why aren't these bigger?

Oh, that's a nice size. That's the size last time.

When the pandemic hit, Harry was like, we better have a garden because it's

going to be Armageddon at any moment.

pumpkin. Yeah, that's actually ready to harvest.

He literally went on the internet and was like, how do I grow a garden? He

decided to first build a little garden up above on the deck in a box, and it

went so well that then he said, I'm going to build a garden down there.

These are haricots verts, the French beans.

I love these.

The house is becoming quite sustainable, shall we say. Is this your compost

thing? That's my compost thing, yeah.

What do you do with it?

Well, you take all the cuttings and all the stuff that, you know, you left over

and you put it in there.

Chop it all up. Yeah.

What are we doing that for?

Out comes the best soil you could possibly have. Oh, so you put it all

the plants will grow. That's right.

Do you put poop in there?

No. No, right? Like, no fertilizer. Like, it becomes fertilizer, but you

put poop in there.

No. Whatever Harry does, he's like Midas. He's got the Midas touch.

Harry Hamlin does.

turns to gold.

Seriously. Well, are you going to make me do a fire drill? Oh, that's right.

We've got to do the fire drill. We should go do it. We have to do that

Santa Ana wind's coming.

Let's go do it. Fire season's coming up. We've got to do that. Okay. Let's go.

There is a fine line between quirky and paranoid.

This is not really a swimming pool. This is a reservoir.

Well, look at the pool.

We should have a little swimming party. Let him have his garden.

Let him have his tacky -ass pool.

If it's going to save the house, he's usually right.

So I go here like this? Open it up. Oh, my God.

Take hose with nozzle onto the lawn. The whole thing. All of it.

Almost there.

Pick up the nozzle and run back here with it.

All this has to happen in one minute. I know.

I can't wait till it's dry.

Fill it up with water.

To this day, I cannot imagine what Harry Hamlin sees in me. I really can't.

But I do know how to give a damn good blowjob.

All right.

You did it. Put that fire out.

I handled his hose quite well.

I really did.

All right. I did it. That was good, right?

That was good.

Okay. Wow.

Let's take a rest.

That was good.

That's a workout.

Yeah. Wow.

That's why the firemen are like big, strong guys, right?

I talked to Erica today, briefly.

She's doing all right.

I'm just giving her a space right now. Well, please give her my best. Of course

I will.

You know, she's situating her new life.

You know, in my case, the first time was kind of acrimonious, I guess. You know,

it wasn't the most harmonious divorce.

Are they ever harmonious? Well, the second time, I just went like this. I

take whatever you want.

You know? Oh, right, you didn't fight it, in other words. I didn't fight it,

I said, bye -bye, see you later, alligator.

I came into the relationship with Harry at the tail end of his second divorce,

but you get all the emotional baggage from it. Not anything that I ever want

go through again, okay?

Okay. Deal? Deal.

Pinky promise?

Okay.

I do not want to go through a divorce.

Coming up. You think she really filed?

Yes, she did. Shouldn't she wait?

I just feel like they've been married that long.

I didn't say it.

Hi. How are you? I'm good. Nice to see you.

The only thing we have left to do is talk about seating.

Is this too bridal looking?

It's a little bridal. All right. Well, let me see what else we have. Yeah,

It's a screaming bridal to me. I'm missing Paris Fashion Week. I'm missing

to Europe. So I want to take us all on a trip to Paris in my house.

This needs to come down even more. Like the skirt needs to hit the floor.

I'm ready for champagne. I go to Paris.

At least four times a year. I love walking in the rain in Paris. I love the

smell of all the pizzeria.

You can't beat Paris.

Do you like the jewelry?

What I do not like are all of these price tags. I hate it. Okay. Like, hate

Okay. You can tempt these ladies with a little bit of jewelry. It never hurts to

make a sale.

Something's got to pay for these parties.

The bags look good.

Is this all we brought?

Yeah.

Thank you, sir. You're welcome.

Hi! How are you? Oh my God, you look so cute.

I took my mask off. How are you?

How are you? You're welcome. I'm wearing it. Well, I don't want to get into

this. I have cream colors. I think we have a few minutes. You want some tea?

Sure. Do you drink tea? I would love some.

Okay.

Okay. Let's have some tea. It's actually really chilly out.

It is, and I love it. It was like 90 yesterday, so I was thinking I'm not

to be tricked again, and now I'm freezing. Do you have a jacket?

I do not.

I think she'll have heaters, right? I don't know.

I was thinking, I mean, maybe she'd move it inside.

Oh, okay, yeah.

That's why I have a hat, too. I thought it was raining all morning here. Okay,

the bag over there is very distracting. I cannot.

I had it on display just for you.

Stop. Are you dead? The madness.

I have not heard one word out of Crystal's mouth.

All I can see is this bag right now.

It's as good as it gets, right?

I know. It's holy macaroni.

This deserves its own, I don't know, maybe we have to send it in a separate

or something.

I've got to run, honey.

All right.

All right, kiddos.

What are you wearing under there?

Oh, lovely.

Good.

You look like a 60s girl.

Cute? Very cute.

It's a Parisian -inspired lunch.

I'm not really, like, I want to eat cocoa van at 12 o 'clock in the

Load up on the caviar. Well, I think that most Parisians would be eating

croissant right now.

Anyway, baby.

All right, have fun, honey. I love you. Love you.

Bye.

Bye, Jagaloosh.

Bye, baby.

Bye, Mama.

Bye, baby.

Erica's coming today.

Oh, she said she's coming. Okay, good. It would be nice to see her since...

Okay. A lot to deal with, so... It is. I'm happy she's coming today.

I am, too.

Oh, wait. So how are you feeling about Dorit?

Um... I totally forgot.

Well, I haven't spoken to her. I just spoke to her at my house that night.

And that was it.

I am sensitive, but I'm also not a pushover. So, like, don't take advantage

the fact that I'm a forgive and forget person.

Yeah, I get that.

Good.

I like that.

Nick. Yeah.

Cue the champagne.

Okay. Okay. Where is it?

I have it.

At the door. Okay.

We're going to your house now. We're going to my house.

Well, this is a first for me. I have to resist opening the door myself.

Do you miss the house? I do. I really do. Back when I was living in the Bel

house, that house saw some parties.

Well,

you still saw this on my hardwood floor.

Now how do we get out?

We don't. But I've never gone to a party where I wasn't the hostess there. I'm

about to walk in. I know. You should. I think it's time.

I mean, it's a party. Yeah. It was a long walk. I don't know if I can get

to do it, especially because of the circumstances.

I'm not doing it. I'll stand here for two hours. Oh, well, you shouldn't. I'm

not walking. You definitely shouldn't. I don't know. Just make it. Just kidding.

What are you doing?

Are you going to answer the door?

I'm going to fix your car. Hello.

Bonjour.

Hello. Bienvenue.

Wow. Look at how cute you look.

Hi. How are you? Thank you.

Oh, double kissing. Sorry. Oh, my God. Does that look beautiful and cozy in

or what? Is it beautiful and cozy? You're making me want to move back into

house. I'm not even kidding you.

This room right there.

I'm not even kidding you. I love this house so much. It's just so interesting

me to see someone else's take on something.

I just can't even get over how much I love this. Isn't it pretty?

And Sutton definitely has her own unique style and flavor.

And while I love it, it feels a little weird.

Hello! Y 'all are kidding me right now.

What? Hi!

Y 'all are kidding me. Yeah?

Yeah. What?

What?

Is there a same dress? Y 'all have to get new styles. We did not do it again.

We did not.

We did not.

What? Are you kidding me? This is the most random dress. You're not kidding

I cannot.

Did you guys really not do this? You know, this is a case for the fashion

police. Rinna has done this way too many times with too many people.

Hi.

I got the leopard. Oh, yeah. Hi. Sorry.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

This is a fashion emergency.

This is really

gorgeous. I'm like, I think I hear it knocking.

Hi. How are you?

I thought you had polka dots on your headband over there, and I was like, I

can't with this. Like another one. There could be another one. Who knows?

Ooh.

Hello.

Hi, hi, hi.

Garcelle, look. Are you guys playing?

We're not. Not only did we steal each other's look, but Sutton stole my

house. She stole your house. You stole her outfit.

Is this for real?

Hi, how are you? Doing well. Thank you so much.

Oh, you both look great.

Hi, baby.

How are you?

How are you, baby? How are you?

Today's a good day. Today is an amazing day!

We've been divided. We need some sanity put back into this country. Thank you,

2020, finally.

To have a half -black, half -Asian vice president is everything. It's like all

the little girls in us see us in her, and it's amazing.

I said to my daughters today, I said, girls, we have a female vice president.

Hello.

Hello. Oh, how beautiful.

Kathy, can you believe, look at Rinna and me. You all look very Parisian, but

have to tell you, in the daytime in Paris, this is the way I dress.

Oh, I love it. Who's not here?

Erica. But she's coming.

Good. I was shocked to hear about Erica.

Yeah, I think we all were. I didn't see it coming. I remember when I met her

last year, we had this amazing lunch, and the moment she mentioned him, she

welled up.

The one thing that I love the most about...

Tom, when my son was younger, he welcomed him.

I'm very thankful.

I felt the love, you know, and I said, that's what I want.

I felt like she admired him. I felt like she was proud of him. I felt like she

had a good life with him. I thought she was in it for the long haul.

Erica is one of those that she holds certain personal things to her chest.

when she's ready, she shares.

When she feels comfortable.

That's when you need your girlfriends.

You know, that's when, you know, it's great to have a support system around.

No one knew? No one knew in Tahoe? No, no

one knew. We did not know in Tahoe. Really? What a sport she was in Tahoe.

last time I spoke to Erica, I just thought they were on solid ground.

Did you talk to Tom?

We spoke this morning. Good. We spoke this morning. He's good. He's at the

Oh, he is.

Honey, that's a workhorse.

You think she really filed? That it's her idea? Yeah, she did. Yeah, she did.

Yes, she did.

Shouldn't she wait?

For what?

For what?

I know what you're thinking.

I literally know what you're thinking.

Can you guys fill up then for those who don't know?

What are you going to say? I don't know. I just feel like they've been married

that long.

Oh, wait.

Stop it, Garth. I didn't say it. Tom is 82, but now let me tell you, people live

until they're like 100 now.

I've been flying it and y 'all are slow.

That is so evil.