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This programme contains strong language and adult humour

Stick in your fake teeth, cover yourself in fake blood,

and take off your fake leg...

It's Halloween, we're live...and it's time for The Last Leg.

Tonight on the show we bring you up to speed on a bloke called Andrew.

Pedal through some scary times for Labour.

And we'll wheel out another mystery guest.

Plus we'll be joined by comedians Desiree Burch and Joel Dommett

on the show that's always on top of the news cycle.

CHEERING AND

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

G'day, I'm Adam Hills, welcome to The Last Leg,

the show that's had half of its titles removed,

and will now be known as The Leg.

With me as always are the pride of Dartmoor

Josh Widdicombe.

And the man who's less bump in the night

and more stump in the night Alex Brooker.

CHEERING AND

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE This is

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE This is the first

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE This is the first time we

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE This is the first time we have

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE This is the first time we have been

This is the first time we have been on air

This is the first time we have been on air on Halloween.

on air on Halloween. Is it

on air on Halloween. Is it Halloween?

on air on Halloween. Is it Halloween? I have

on air on Halloween. Is it Halloween? I have come

on air on Halloween. Is it Halloween? I have come as the

Is it Halloween? I have come as the thing that

Is it Halloween? I have come as the thing that scares every

thing that scares every disabled person,

thing that scares every disabled person, a set

thing that scares every disabled person, a set of stairs.

thing that scares every disabled person, a set of stairs. I'm hoping

person, a set of stairs. I'm hoping someone behind

person, a set of stairs. I'm hoping someone behind you

person, a set of stairs. I'm hoping someone behind you needs to

someone behind you needs to leave and

someone behind you needs to leave and decide to

someone behind you needs to leave and decide to walk

someone behind you needs to leave and decide to walk down you.

and decide to walk down you. There was

and decide to walk down you. There was a misunderstanding

and decide to walk down you. There was a misunderstanding with the

was a misunderstanding with the costume department

was a misunderstanding with the costume department and I

was a misunderstanding with the costume department and I said I

costume department and I said I wanted to

costume department and I said I wanted to dress up

costume department and I said I wanted to dress up as steps.

costume department and I said I wanted to dress up as steps. Alex,

wanted to dress up as steps. Alex, don't you

wanted to dress up as steps. Alex, don't you oh me.

wanted to dress up as steps. Alex, don't you oh me. Is Halloween.

don't you oh me. Is Halloween. I have

don't you oh me. Is Halloween. I have come as

don't you oh me. Is Halloween. I have come as the ghost

don't you oh me. Is Halloween. I have come as the ghost of my

have come as the ghost of my amputated foot.

have come as the ghost of my amputated foot. I am

have come as the ghost of my amputated foot. I am back from

amputated foot. I am back from 1985 and

amputated foot. I am back from 1985 and I am

amputated foot. I am back from 1985 and I am better I

amputated foot. I am back from 1985 and I am better I missed the

and I am better I missed the showbiz years.

and I am better I missed the showbiz years. Can we

and I am better I missed the showbiz years. Can we make sure

and I am better I missed the showbiz years. Can we make sure we get

years. Can we make sure we get the toes

years. Can we make sure we get the toes and as

years. Can we make sure we get the toes and as much as

years. Can we make sure we get the toes and as much as possible. When

toes and as much as possible. When you get

toes and as much as possible. When you get above

toes and as much as possible. When you get above it, it

toes and as much as possible. When you get above it, it looks

toes and as much as possible. When you get above it, it looks like it

you get above it, it looks like it Halloween

you get above it, it looks like it Halloween special of

you get above it, it looks like it Halloween special of one born

Halloween special of one born every minute.

Halloween special of one born every minute. This LAUGHTER

minute. This LAUGHTER Hello, Mamma.

Hello, Mamma. I have

Hello, Mamma. I have to turn

Hello, Mamma. I have to turn round...

Hello, Mamma. I have to turn round... You don't

I have to turn round... You don't need to.

I have to turn round... You don't need to. You can

I have to turn round... You don't need to. You can see why

need to. You can see why the amputated

need to. You can see why the amputated act, it

need to. You can see why the amputated act, it does not

need to. You can see why the amputated act, it does not work with

amputated act, it does not work with the rest

amputated act, it does not work with the rest of your

amputated act, it does not work with the rest of your body.

amputated act, it does not work with the rest of your body. You

amputated act, it does not work with the rest of your body. You know what

the rest of your body. You know what they say

the rest of your body. You know what they say about

the rest of your body. You know what they say about people with

the rest of your body. You know what they say about people with big feet,

they say about people with big feet, little hands.

they say about people with big feet, little hands. We

they say about people with big feet, little hands. We came as

they say about people with big feet, little hands. We came as a pair,

little hands. We came as a pair, he is

little hands. We came as a pair, he is the foot

little hands. We came as a pair, he is the foot and I

little hands. We came as a pair, he is the foot and I am the

little hands. We came as a pair, he is the foot and I am the surgeon.

is the foot and I am the surgeon. Look at

is the foot and I am the surgeon. Look at his little

is the foot and I am the surgeon. Look at his little chainsaw.

is the foot and I am the surgeon. Look at his little chainsaw. It was

Look at his little chainsaw. It was difficult to

Look at his little chainsaw. It was difficult to know, I

Look at his little chainsaw. It was difficult to know, I was trying

difficult to know, I was trying to track

difficult to know, I was trying to track him down

difficult to know, I was trying to track him down but

difficult to know, I was trying to track him down but he got

track him down but he got imprisoned for

track him down but he got imprisoned for practising without

track him down but he got imprisoned for practising without a licence.

for practising without a licence. You look

for practising without a licence. You look like Bilbo

for practising without a licence. You look like Bilbo Baggins had

You look like Bilbo Baggins had a bad

You look like Bilbo Baggins had a bad day at

You look like Bilbo Baggins had a bad day at medical school.

We are live on your television right now, which means you can send us any

questions you'd like to ask us about the news.

You can message us on Instagram

with the hashtag #isitok or via Whatsapp

using the number 07956 175 908 or by scanning

the QR code on the screen.

For example: Is it ok that the Daily Mail ran

with a headline this week that said:

And claimed that Disneyland was getting rid of

villains in their parks.

I

I did not

I did not like that

I did not like that story. The

I did not like that story. The villains are

I did not like that story. The villains are the best

I did not like that story. The villains are the best part of

villains are the best part of Disneyland. It's

villains are the best part of Disneyland. It's the only

villains are the best part of Disneyland. It's the only time I

Disneyland. It's the only time I feel represented.

Disneyland. It's the only time I feel represented. The two

Disneyland. It's the only time I feel represented. The two Disney

feel represented. The two Disney Parade and

feel represented. The two Disney Parade and all the

feel represented. The two Disney Parade and all the characters walk

Parade and all the characters walk down, I

Parade and all the characters walk down, I don't care

Parade and all the characters walk down, I don't care about Mickey

down, I don't care about Mickey Mouse and

down, I don't care about Mickey Mouse and Minnie but

down, I don't care about Mickey Mouse and Minnie but captain who

Mouse and Minnie but captain who comes down

Mouse and Minnie but captain who comes down and he

Mouse and Minnie but captain who comes down and he sees me,

Mouse and Minnie but captain who comes down and he sees me, he raises

comes down and he sees me, he raises his arm

comes down and he sees me, he raises his arm like game

comes down and he sees me, he raises his arm like game recognises game.

It all started with a viral tiktok

video of a woman playing the Evil Queen, who urged visitors to

complain to Disney that she be there all year round

Let's watch the candid clip.

Go complain.

Go complain. Tell

Go complain. Tell them you

Go complain. Tell them you want me

Go complain. Tell them you want me specifically all

Go complain. Tell them you want me specifically all year round.

Go complain. Tell them you want me specifically all year round. Can I

specifically all year round. Can I trust you?

specifically all year round. Can I trust you? Cross your

specifically all year round. Can I trust you? Cross your heart.

trust you? Cross your heart. Cross my

trust you? Cross your heart. Cross my heart, hope

trust you? Cross your heart. Cross my heart, hope to die.

trust you? Cross your heart. Cross my heart, hope to die. I can

my heart, hope to die. I can make that

my heart, hope to die. I can make that happen, I

my heart, hope to die. I can make that happen, I bring on

my heart, hope to die. I can make that happen, I bring on Apple next

that happen, I bring on Apple next time if

that happen, I bring on Apple next time if I'm still

She's clearly in character.

What are people gonna complain about next?

A load of Dalmatian dogs was skinned to make a coat?

Even though Disney denied getting rid of their villains,

the Daily Mail still ran the story as part of its "woke

gone mad" agenda.

We've had this button for a while, and tonight we can

finally use it literally - That story is...

A third

A third the size

A third the size of Disneyland

A third the size of Disneyland Paris!

And from one Royal being expelled to another, let's get into the big

news now as Maria asked:

Last night at 7pm on the dot, Buckingham Palace released

a statement saying: "His Majesty has today initiated a formal process

to remove the style, titles and honours of Prince Andrew"

Social media went ballistic, newspapers reprinted front pages,

and our writers chat group exploded.

Here's the moment Fiona Bruce stopped the recording

of Question Time to relay the news to the studio audience:

I am

I am stopping the

I am stopping the recording.

I am stopping the recording. We have

I am stopping the recording. We have a breaking

I am stopping the recording. We have a breaking story we

I am stopping the recording. We have a breaking story we have to

a breaking story we have to respond to.

a breaking story we have to respond to. Forgive me.

a breaking story we have to respond to. Forgive me. So, Prince

a breaking story we have to respond to. Forgive me. So, Prince Andrew.

to. Forgive me. So, Prince Andrew. The King

to. Forgive me. So, Prince Andrew. The King has initiated

to. Forgive me. So, Prince Andrew. The King has initiated a

to. Forgive me. So, Prince Andrew. The King has initiated a process so

The King has initiated a process so we are

The King has initiated a process so we are going to

The King has initiated a process so we are going to discuss this.

we are going to discuss this. Prince Andrew

we are going to discuss this. Prince Andrew will no

we are going to discuss this. Prince Andrew will no longer

we are going to discuss this. Prince Andrew will no longer be Prince

Andrew. APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE This

APPLAUSE This started the

APPLAUSE This started the close to

APPLAUSE This started the close to early.

This started the close to early. What if

This started the close to early. What if she had

This started the close to early. What if she had said he

This started the close to early. What if she had said he will be

What if she had said he will be king Andrew?

What if she had said he will be king Andrew? I think

What if she had said he will be king Andrew? I think Fiona

What if she had said he will be king Andrew? I think Fiona Bruce,

What if she had said he will be king Andrew? I think Fiona Bruce, she

Andrew? I think Fiona Bruce, she didn't build

Andrew? I think Fiona Bruce, she didn't build up the

Andrew? I think Fiona Bruce, she didn't build up the tension enough.

didn't build up the tension enough. Dermot O'Leary

didn't build up the tension enough. Dermot O'Leary with have

Dermot O'Leary with have smashed that.

Dermot O'Leary with have smashed that. It needed

Dermot O'Leary with have smashed that. It needed X factor.

Dermot O'Leary with have smashed that. It needed X factor. The Royals

that. It needed X factor. The Royals losing the

that. It needed X factor. The Royals losing the title in

that. It needed X factor. The Royals losing the title in no particular

losing the title in no particular order.

losing the title in no particular order. The person

losing the title in no particular order. The person going through

order. The person going through to Sandringham

order. The person going through to Sandringham is...

order. The person going through to Sandringham is... It

order. The person going through to Sandringham is... It could have

Sandringham is... It could have been the

Sandringham is... It could have been the traitors, see

Sandringham is... It could have been the traitors, see who comes

Sandringham is... It could have been the traitors, see who comes in for

the traitors, see who comes in for breakfast.

the traitors, see who comes in for breakfast. Prince Edward

the traitors, see who comes in for breakfast. Prince Edward is coming

breakfast. Prince Edward is coming in, and

breakfast. Prince Edward is coming in, and they are

breakfast. Prince Edward is coming in, and they are going it

in, and they are going it was Andrew,

in, and they are going it was Andrew, and it

in, and they are going it was Andrew, and it is not

That's a tough day at the office when people are applauding

you getting sacked.

I think she should have made more of a big deal about it.

Like when we announced the sacking of Iain Duncan Smith on the show.

He has

He has resigned!

He has resigned! Iain Duncan

He has resigned! Iain Duncan Smith has

He has resigned! Iain Duncan Smith has resigned!

has resigned! APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE I didn't

APPLAUSE I didn't think that

APPLAUSE I didn't think that through.

I didn't think that through. You

I didn't think that through. You made

I didn't think that through. You made someone partially

You made someone partially sighted, it's

You made someone partially sighted, it's a legacy

You made someone partially sighted, it's a legacy of the

You made someone partially sighted, it's a legacy of the show.

You made someone partially sighted, it's a legacy of the show. We should

it's a legacy of the show. We should have put

it's a legacy of the show. We should have put ten grand

it's a legacy of the show. We should have put ten grand on the

have put ten grand on the Iain Duncan

have put ten grand on the Iain Duncan Smith result.

Meanwhile in Australia, an accidentally open microphone

provided a slightly comical moment.

Taking the

Taking the initiative sooner

Taking the initiative sooner rather than

Taking the initiative sooner rather than later.

Taking the initiative sooner rather than later. What

Taking the initiative sooner rather than later. What do you

Taking the initiative sooner rather than later. What do you reckon the

than later. What do you reckon the conversation was

than later. What do you reckon the conversation was like

than later. What do you reckon the conversation was like between the

conversation was like between the King and

conversation was like between the King and Andrew?

conversation was like between the King and Andrew? Banks, gorgeous.

King and Andrew? Banks, gorgeous. I do

King and Andrew? Banks, gorgeous. I do that during

King and Andrew? Banks, gorgeous. I do that during every clip.

King and Andrew? Banks, gorgeous. I do that during every clip. I lean

do that during every clip. I lean across, thank

do that during every clip. I lean across, thank you for

do that during every clip. I lean across, thank you for laughing at

across, thank you for laughing at that.

across, thank you for laughing at that. Normally it

across, thank you for laughing at that. Normally it would require

that. Normally it would require an act

that. Normally it would require an act of Parliament

that. Normally it would require an act of Parliament for Andrew

that. Normally it would require an act of Parliament for Andrew to

act of Parliament for Andrew to lose being

act of Parliament for Andrew to lose being a Prince.

act of Parliament for Andrew to lose being a Prince. I thought

act of Parliament for Andrew to lose being a Prince. I thought we were

being a Prince. I thought we were talking about

being a Prince. I thought we were talking about the clip.

being a Prince. I thought we were talking about the clip. The King

talking about the clip. The King decided to

talking about the clip. The King decided to do it

talking about the clip. The King decided to do it on his

Was this a big move from the King?

That's proper

That's proper kingship.

That's proper kingship. Last night,

That's proper kingship. Last night, they said

That's proper kingship. Last night, they said he had

That's proper kingship. Last night, they said he had voluntarily given

they said he had voluntarily given up the

they said he had voluntarily given up the titles of

they said he had voluntarily given up the titles of Duke of

they said he had voluntarily given up the titles of Duke of York and

up the titles of Duke of York and what he

up the titles of Duke of York and what he was

up the titles of Duke of York and what he was asking for

up the titles of Duke of York and what he was asking for an exchange

what he was asking for an exchange to leave

what he was asking for an exchange to leave and stuff

what he was asking for an exchange to leave and stuff like that.

what he was asking for an exchange to leave and stuff like that. I was

to leave and stuff like that. I was thinking, you

to leave and stuff like that. I was thinking, you are the

to leave and stuff like that. I was thinking, you are the King, you

thinking, you are the King, you don't

thinking, you are the King, you don't have to

thinking, you are the King, you don't have to call shotgun.

thinking, you are the King, you don't have to call shotgun. You

don't have to call shotgun. You don't have

don't have to call shotgun. You don't have to ask

don't have to call shotgun. You don't have to ask everyone else

don't have to ask everyone else what to

don't have to ask everyone else what to watch on

don't have to ask everyone else what to watch on television. You

don't have to ask everyone else what to watch on television. You are the

to watch on television. You are the King.

to watch on television. You are the King. That's telling

to watch on television. You are the King. That's telling him this

to watch on television. You are the King. That's telling him this is it,

King. That's telling him this is it, I can

King. That's telling him this is it, I can move in

King. That's telling him this is it, I can move in any direction,

King. That's telling him this is it, I can move in any direction, you are

I can move in any direction, you are out.

I can move in any direction, you are out. I bet

I can move in any direction, you are out. I bet you Camilla

I can move in any direction, you are out. I bet you Camilla was all

out. I bet you Camilla was all over him

out. I bet you Camilla was all over him last night.

out. I bet you Camilla was all over him last night. I tell

out. I bet you Camilla was all over him last night. I tell you what,

him last night. I tell you what, I wear

him last night. I tell you what, I wear the crown

him last night. I tell you what, I wear the crown for you.

him last night. I tell you what, I wear the crown for you. Oh, my

him last night. I tell you what, I wear the crown for you. Oh, my God!

Ernest Augustus was de-princed in 1919 for backing

You

You pop the

You pop the champagne.

For backing the Germans in World War One.

Channel 4 Streaming has released a statement

about Prince Andrew: The Musical.

It says Channel 4 has today initiated the formal process

to remove the style, title and honours of

Prince Andrew: The Musical.

The programme will now be known simply as Andrew: The Musical -

and is available to stream now on Channel 4.

I mean, it might have been easier to just rename it Wicked.

You know

You know I didn't

You know I didn't do it.

Which begs the question - how does one

De-Prince?

What I

What I wonder... Don't

What I wonder... Don't turn to

What I wonder... Don't turn to me like

What I wonder... Don't turn to me like that. I

What I wonder... Don't turn to me like that. I thought there

What I wonder... Don't turn to me like that. I thought there was more

like that. I thought there was more endearing.

like that. I thought there was more endearing. It's

like that. I thought there was more endearing. It's like I'm

like that. I thought there was more endearing. It's like I'm showing him

endearing. It's like I'm showing him my soul.

my soul. APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE I like

APPLAUSE I like the idea

APPLAUSE I like the idea came into

I like the idea came into effect immediately.

immediately. There was

immediately. There was a butler

immediately. There was a butler bringing Andrew

There was a butler bringing Andrew some tea

There was a butler bringing Andrew some tea as the

There was a butler bringing Andrew some tea as the news broke

There was a butler bringing Andrew some tea as the news broke and he

some tea as the news broke and he threw the

some tea as the news broke and he threw the tea in

some tea as the news broke and he threw the tea in the

some tea as the news broke and he threw the tea in the air and

some tea as the news broke and he threw the tea in the air and said...

threw the tea in the air and said... Ji the

threw the tea in the air and said... Ji the T.

threw the tea in the air and said... Ji the T. Stop

threw the tea in the air and said... Ji the T. Stop doing that.

threw the tea in the air and said... Ji the T. Stop doing that. It feels

Ji the T. Stop doing that. It feels like an

Ji the T. Stop doing that. It feels like an accident.

Ji the T. Stop doing that. It feels like an accident. A rumour

like an accident. A rumour that someone

like an accident. A rumour that someone had lost

like an accident. A rumour that someone had lost something.

like an accident. A rumour that someone had lost something. He went

someone had lost something. He went down a

someone had lost something. He went down a slide and

someone had lost something. He went down a slide and there was

someone had lost something. He went down a slide and there was a razor

down a slide and there was a razor blade and

down a slide and there was a razor blade and they

down a slide and there was a razor blade and they de-princed him.

blade and they de-princed him. When he

blade and they de-princed him. When he does the

blade and they de-princed him. When he does the online shopping.

he does the online shopping. And gets

he does the online shopping. And gets it such

he does the online shopping. And gets it such old address.

I feel for the next Duke of York.

Cos he's gonna have to introduce himself by saying "Hello,

I'm the Duke of York, not that one."

Maybe they should rebrand.

Call him Duke of York Two: The Empire Really Does Strike Back.

Andrew will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor,

which is still the poshest name you've ever come across.

Apart from

Apart from Gregory Charles

Apart from Gregory Charles question bark.

Apart from Gregory Charles question bark. A little

Apart from Gregory Charles question bark. A little audience just

bark. A little audience just before the

bark. A little audience just before the show.

After losing Duke of York, and Prince, this is the third

time this year he's had to change his name.

Which is another thing he's got in common with

P Diddy.

I reckon they should force him to use new titles

Like, the Dishonourable Andrew of Sandringham.

World's Dodgiest Uncle.

Archduke Hands Ferdinand.

Was my

Was my nickname at

Was my nickname at school!

Was my nickname at school! I think

Was my nickname at school! I think they should

Was my nickname at school! I think they should have taken

Was my nickname at school! I think they should have taken all the

they should have taken all the names, they

they should have taken all the names, they should have

they should have taken all the names, they should have taken Andrew

names, they should have taken Andrew and just

names, they should have taken Andrew and just given him

names, they should have taken Andrew and just given him the

names, they should have taken Andrew and just given him the most un-royal

and just given him the most un-royal name, now

and just given him the most un-royal name, now you have

and just given him the most un-royal name, now you have got to

and just given him the most un-royal name, now you have got to be

name, now you have got to be called Keith.

name, now you have got to be called Keith. You have

name, now you have got to be called Keith. You have chosen your

Keith. You have chosen your own stepdad's

Keith. You have chosen your own stepdad's name!

Keith. You have chosen your own stepdad's name! The one

Keith. You have chosen your own stepdad's name! The one name you

stepdad's name! The one name you don't want

stepdad's name! The one name you don't want Prince Andrew

stepdad's name! The one name you don't want Prince Andrew to choose

don't want Prince Andrew to choose is your

don't want Prince Andrew to choose is your own

don't want Prince Andrew to choose is your own stepdad's name,

don't want Prince Andrew to choose is your own stepdad's name, you have

is your own stepdad's name, you have got to

is your own stepdad's name, you have got to think longer

is your own stepdad's name, you have got to think longer about these

got to think longer about these things!

Andrew now has to vacate Royal Lodge, the 30-room mansion

he's been living in.

He will now live in a large house on the King's private estate

and will be funded by the King's private money.

Yes?

Yes? I think

Yes? I think it is

Yes? I think it is a bit

Yes? I think it is a bit of a

Yes? I think it is a bit of a dis and

Yes? I think it is a bit of a dis and the people

Yes? I think it is a bit of a dis and the people of Sandringham,

and the people of Sandringham, who live

and the people of Sandringham, who live in the

and the people of Sandringham, who live in the village

and the people of Sandringham, who live in the village already, the

live in the village already, the King has

live in the village already, the King has basically gone,

live in the village already, the King has basically gone, you have

King has basically gone, you have disgraced the

King has basically gone, you have disgraced the Royal Family

King has basically gone, you have disgraced the Royal Family so much,

disgraced the Royal Family so much, as punishment

disgraced the Royal Family so much, as punishment you have

disgraced the Royal Family so much, as punishment you have to live

as punishment you have to live where these

as punishment you have to live where these people live.

as punishment you have to live where these people live. You have

as punishment you have to live where these people live. You have to live

these people live. You have to live in Norfolk,

these people live. You have to live in Norfolk, Andrew!

Andrew now becomes the most unpopular Royal of all time,

slightly ahead of this guy.

Have you

Have you seen

Have you seen that poll?

Have you seen that poll? 91% of

Have you seen that poll? 91% of people do

Have you seen that poll? 91% of people do not

Have you seen that poll? 91% of people do not approve of

people do not approve of Prince Andrew.

people do not approve of Prince Andrew. Who in

people do not approve of Prince Andrew. Who in the name

people do not approve of Prince Andrew. Who in the name of

people do not approve of Prince Andrew. Who in the name of fuck are

Andrew. Who in the name of fuck are the 9%?

Andrew. Who in the name of fuck are the 9%? From now,

Andrew. Who in the name of fuck are the 9%? From now, he will

Andrew. Who in the name of fuck are the 9%? From now, he will never get

the 9%? From now, he will never get that pub

the 9%? From now, he will never get that pub named

the 9%? From now, he will never get that pub named after him,

the 9%? From now, he will never get that pub named after him, Henry VIII

that pub named after him, Henry VIII did and

that pub named after him, Henry VIII did and he beheaded

What's interesting about the Royal Statement

was that the final paragraph said: "Their Majesties wish to make clear

that their thoughts and utmost sympathies have been,

and will remain with, the victims and survivors of any

and all forms of abuse."

That was

That was a really

That was a really pointed statement.

Meanwhile, the family of Virginia Giuffre,

the woman who claimed she was forced to have sex with Andrew,

said "Today an ordinary girl from an ordinary American family

brought down a British prince

with her truth an extraordinary courage."

Despite all this, Andrew is still eighth in line to the throne.

Here's a helpful list.

I like

I like the fact

I like the fact that he

I like the fact that he is down

I like the fact that he is down there with

I like the fact that he is down there with just one

I like the fact that he is down there with just one name,

I like the fact that he is down there with just one name, like Seal!

there with just one name, like Seal! It is

there with just one name, like Seal! It is awful to

there with just one name, like Seal! It is awful to think that

there with just one name, like Seal! It is awful to think that if he

It is awful to think that if he lives

It is awful to think that if he lives another 110

It is awful to think that if he lives another 110 years,

It is awful to think that if he lives another 110 years, he will

lives another 110 years, he will be King.

lives another 110 years, he will be King. Why do

lives another 110 years, he will be King. Why do you think

lives another 110 years, he will be King. Why do you think they have

King. Why do you think they have done

King. Why do you think they have done all this

King. Why do you think they have done all this now?

King. Why do you think they have done all this now? Obviously, the

done all this now? Obviously, the allegations came

done all this now? Obviously, the allegations came out initially

allegations came out initially that he

allegations came out initially that he was friends

allegations came out initially that he was friends with

allegations came out initially that he was friends with Epstein in

he was friends with Epstein in 2011, and

he was friends with Epstein in 2011, and they acted

he was friends with Epstein in 2011, and they acted fast, and

he was friends with Epstein in 2011, and they acted fast, and 14 years

and they acted fast, and 14 years later they

and they acted fast, and 14 years later they dealt with

and they acted fast, and 14 years later they dealt with it.

and they acted fast, and 14 years later they dealt with it. I don't

later they dealt with it. I don't think it

later they dealt with it. I don't think it is no

later they dealt with it. I don't think it is no coincidence that

think it is no coincidence that it is

think it is no coincidence that it is Halloween today,

think it is no coincidence that it is Halloween today, probably one

is Halloween today, probably one door you

is Halloween today, probably one door you didn't want

is Halloween today, probably one door you didn't want trick or

door you didn't want trick or treat is

door you didn't want trick or treat is knocking on.

You can see why the King had to step in, especially when this seedy photo

surfaced during the week of guests at a party

once held at Royal Lodge

for Princess Beatrice's 18th birthday.

Those guests were Harvey Weinstein,

Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.

That's like the Mount Rushmore

of People You Don't Want Babysitting Your Kids.

Now, last week it was reported that Andrew spends most of his time

playing video games,

so we asked you to come up with name for a video game for him.

Dan said Call of Duty - Manager at Pizza Express in Woking.

Ollie said Escape from Epstein Island.

But our favourite came from Rob, who suggested Crash Randicoot.

We asked a computer whiz called Luke Franks to turn it

into an actual game, so let's have a go.

I need

I need you talk

I need you talk you through

I need you talk you through how this

I need you talk you through how this will

I need you talk you through how this will work,

I need you talk you through how this will work, there are

I need you talk you through how this will work, there are three levels.

will work, there are three levels. Josh, you

will work, there are three levels. Josh, you will be

will work, there are three levels. Josh, you will be Andrew, Alex,

Josh, you will be Andrew, Alex, you will

Josh, you will be Andrew, Alex, you will be Fergie.

Josh, you will be Andrew, Alex, you will be Fergie. Big time!

Josh, you will be Andrew, Alex, you will be Fergie. Big time! Level

will be Fergie. Big time! Level one, you

will be Fergie. Big time! Level one, you are being

will be Fergie. Big time! Level one, you are being kicked out

will be Fergie. Big time! Level one, you are being kicked out of Royal

you are being kicked out of Royal Lodge, you

you are being kicked out of Royal Lodge, you have to

you are being kicked out of Royal Lodge, you have to grab as

Lodge, you have to grab as much stuff

Lodge, you have to grab as much stuff as you

Lodge, you have to grab as much stuff as you can while

Lodge, you have to grab as much stuff as you can while being chased

stuff as you can while being chased by the

stuff as you can while being chased by the King. This

stuff as you can while being chased by the King. This is great!

stuff as you can while being chased by the King. This is great! I don't

by the King. This is great! I don't think he

by the King. This is great! I don't think he is

by the King. This is great! I don't think he is going to

by the King. This is great! I don't think he is going to sell as

think he is going to sell as much mergers

think he is going to sell as much mergers Sonic, I

think he is going to sell as much mergers Sonic, I will you

think he is going to sell as much mergers Sonic, I will you that.

mergers Sonic, I will you that. I cannot

mergers Sonic, I will you that. I cannot reach the

mergers Sonic, I will you that. I cannot reach the controller, Josh.

cannot reach the controller, Josh. The King

cannot reach the controller, Josh. The King is coming

cannot reach the controller, Josh. The King is coming for me!

The King is coming for me! Next level.

The King is coming for me! Next level. You have

The King is coming for me! Next level. You have got to

The King is coming for me! Next level. You have got to catch

level. You have got to catch gifts and

level. You have got to catch gifts and avoid incriminating

level. You have got to catch gifts and avoid incriminating photos as

and avoid incriminating photos as well as

and avoid incriminating photos as well as the King.

and avoid incriminating photos as well as the King. Oh, my

and avoid incriminating photos as well as the King. Oh, my gosh, this

well as the King. Oh, my gosh, this is the

well as the King. Oh, my gosh, this is the first time

well as the King. Oh, my gosh, this is the first time I have

well as the King. Oh, my gosh, this is the first time I have ever caught

is the first time I have ever caught anything!

is the first time I have ever caught anything! Avoid the

is the first time I have ever caught anything! Avoid the King!

is the first time I have ever caught anything! Avoid the King! This is

anything! Avoid the King! This is mine!

anything! Avoid the King! This is mine! This is

anything! Avoid the King! This is mine! This is the most

anything! Avoid the King! This is mine! This is the most fun I

mine! This is the most fun I have ever

mine! This is the most fun I have ever had on

mine! This is the most fun I have ever had on television.

mine! This is the most fun I have ever had on television. Third level,

ever had on television. Third level, throw the

ever had on television. Third level, throw the loot in

ever had on television. Third level, throw the loot in the van

ever had on television. Third level, throw the loot in the van when it

throw the loot in the van when it is open.

throw the loot in the van when it is open. They have

throw the loot in the van when it is open. They have got to

throw the loot in the van when it is open. They have got to bring back

open. They have got to bring back Gamesmaster, haven't

open. They have got to bring back Gamesmaster, haven't they?

Gamesmaster, haven't they? Removal van

Gamesmaster, haven't they? Removal van arriving, this

Gamesmaster, haven't they? Removal van arriving, this is a

van arriving, this is a proper computer

van arriving, this is a proper computer game!

van arriving, this is a proper computer game! I am

van arriving, this is a proper computer game! I am going to

computer game! I am going to catch it.

computer game! I am going to catch it. No, I

computer game! I am going to catch it. No, I am not!

computer game! I am going to catch it. No, I am not! Corgi!

it. No, I am not! Corgi! Shit, whereas

it. No, I am not! Corgi! Shit, whereas the van

it. No, I am not! Corgi! Shit, whereas the van gone?!

it. No, I am not! Corgi! Shit, whereas the van gone?! Who won?!

whereas the van gone?! Who won?! It is

whereas the van gone?! Who won?! It is a tie!

whereas the van gone?! Who won?! It is a tie! I absolutely

whereas the van gone?! Who won?! It is a tie! I absolutely love that!

That game will be available to play on the Ex-Prince Box.

All right, let's welcome tonight's guests,

she's the voice of Too Hot To Handle,

and he's got a body that's too hot to be a comedian,

please welcome Desiree Burch and Joel Dommett.

CHEERING AND

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome to

Welcome to you both,

Welcome to you both, Desiree, what

Welcome to you both, Desiree, what have you

Welcome to you both, Desiree, what have you come dressed

Welcome to you both, Desiree, what have you come dressed as? The

have you come dressed as? The scariest thing

have you come dressed as? The scariest thing I could

have you come dressed as? The scariest thing I could think of

scariest thing I could think of his surviving

scariest thing I could think of his surviving any

scariest thing I could think of his surviving any day in

scariest thing I could think of his surviving any day in the year

surviving any day in the year 2025, it

surviving any day in the year 2025, it is

surviving any day in the year 2025, it is all just

surviving any day in the year 2025, it is all just been extremely

it is all just been extremely hard, so

it is all just been extremely hard, so the only

it is all just been extremely hard, so the only thing I

it is all just been extremely hard, so the only thing I could think

so the only thing I could think of that

so the only thing I could think of that is scarier

so the only thing I could think of that is scarier than today

so the only thing I could think of that is scarier than today is the

that is scarier than today is the potential of

that is scarier than today is the potential of tomorrow or

that is scarier than today is the potential of tomorrow or the next

potential of tomorrow or the next day, you

potential of tomorrow or the next day, you see where

potential of tomorrow or the next day, you see where this is

potential of tomorrow or the next day, you see where this is going.

day, you see where this is going. We have

day, you see where this is going. We have got some

day, you see where this is going. We have got some time to

day, you see where this is going. We have got some time to fill, so

have got some time to fill, so if you

have got some time to fill, so if you could do

have got some time to fill, so if you could do just...!

have got some time to fill, so if you could do just...! We

have got some time to fill, so if you could do just...! We could get

you could do just...! We could get a good

you could do just...! We could get a good week out

you could do just...! We could get a good week out here! Great

good week out here! Great Advent calendar.

good week out here! Great Advent calendar. I have,

good week out here! Great Advent calendar. I have, is the

good week out here! Great Advent calendar. I have, is the most feared

calendar. I have, is the most feared thing in

calendar. I have, is the most feared thing in the UK!

calendar. I have, is the most feared thing in the UK! The Budget!

calendar. I have, is the most feared thing in the UK! The Budget! Oh, I

thing in the UK! The Budget! Oh, I am coming

thing in the UK! The Budget! Oh, I am coming for your

thing in the UK! The Budget! Oh, I am coming for your pensions!

thing in the UK! The Budget! Oh, I am coming for your pensions! That is

am coming for your pensions! That is the most

am coming for your pensions! That is the most political thing

am coming for your pensions! That is the most political thing I have

the most political thing I have ever heard

the most political thing I have ever heard you say.

the most political thing I have ever heard you say. I'm

the most political thing I have ever heard you say. I'm going to

heard you say. I'm going to be honest,

heard you say. I'm going to be honest, Josh, I

heard you say. I'm going to be honest, Josh, I am out

heard you say. I'm going to be honest, Josh, I am out of my

heard you say. I'm going to be honest, Josh, I am out of my depth!

honest, Josh, I am out of my depth! It is

honest, Josh, I am out of my depth! It is interesting that

honest, Josh, I am out of my depth! It is interesting that you leave

It is interesting that you leave the Masked

It is interesting that you leave the Masked Singer and

It is interesting that you leave the Masked Singer and the budget

It is interesting that you leave the Masked Singer and the budget for the

Masked Singer and the budget for the costumes dropped

Masked Singer and the budget for the costumes dropped through the

costumes dropped through the fucking floor!

costumes dropped through the fucking floor! Do you

costumes dropped through the fucking floor! Do you know what

floor! Do you know what I'm expecting

floor! Do you know what I'm expecting to see

floor! Do you know what I'm expecting to see on that?

floor! Do you know what I'm expecting to see on that? Who is

expecting to see on that? Who is sweat gland

expecting to see on that? Who is sweat gland going to

expecting to see on that? Who is sweat gland going to be?!

expecting to see on that? Who is sweat gland going to be?! What have

sweat gland going to be?! What have you both

sweat gland going to be?! What have you both made of

sweat gland going to be?! What have you both made of the whole

you both made of the whole Prince Andrew

you both made of the whole Prince Andrew thing this

you both made of the whole Prince Andrew thing this week? Oh,

you both made of the whole Prince Andrew thing this week? Oh, my God,

Andrew thing this week? Oh, my God, how chilling

Andrew thing this week? Oh, my God, how chilling was that

Andrew thing this week? Oh, my God, how chilling was that picture of

how chilling was that picture of Harvey Weinstein,

how chilling was that picture of Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein,

Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell,

Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, it is

Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, it is the

Ghislaine Maxwell, it is the worst set

Ghislaine Maxwell, it is the worst set up for

Ghislaine Maxwell, it is the worst set up for shag,

Ghislaine Maxwell, it is the worst set up for shag, marry, kill,

set up for shag, marry, kill, probably killed

set up for shag, marry, kill, probably killed in prison

set up for shag, marry, kill, probably killed in prison by Donald

probably killed in prison by Donald Trump!

probably killed in prison by Donald Trump! Absolutely awful!

probably killed in prison by Donald Trump! Absolutely awful! But I

probably killed in prison by Donald Trump! Absolutely awful! But I agree

Trump! Absolutely awful! But I agree with you

Trump! Absolutely awful! But I agree with you guys, he

Trump! Absolutely awful! But I agree with you guys, he has got

Trump! Absolutely awful! But I agree with you guys, he has got off too

with you guys, he has got off too easy, I

with you guys, he has got off too easy, I would have

with you guys, he has got off too easy, I would have made his

easy, I would have made his change to

easy, I would have made his change to Noncey No

easy, I would have made his change to Noncey No Titles, make

easy, I would have made his change to Noncey No Titles, make sure he

to Noncey No Titles, make sure he got Cobra

to Noncey No Titles, make sure he got Cobra from Starbucks

to Noncey No Titles, make sure he got Cobra from Starbucks so they

got Cobra from Starbucks so they have to

got Cobra from Starbucks so they have to be shouted

got Cobra from Starbucks so they have to be shouted out.

We'll have more Last Leg for you after the break

as we check in on some scary times for Keir Starmer

But since it is Halloween, we've invited our Mariachi Band

along to play us some Day of the Dead tunes.

Take it away, mariachis!

He did

He did the monster

He did the monster mash #

He did the monster mash # It was

He did the monster mash # It was a graveyard

He did the monster mash # It was a graveyard smash

# It was a graveyard smash # We

# It was a graveyard smash # We do the

# We do the mash #

# We do the mash # The monster

# The monster mash... CHEERING

# The monster mash... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome back to The Last Leg.

We're joined by Desiree Burch and Joel Dommett.

A message

A message on

A message on WhatsApp, yes,

A message on WhatsApp, yes, that photo

A message on WhatsApp, yes, that photo really

A message on WhatsApp, yes, that photo really does look

A message on WhatsApp, yes, that photo really does look vulval

A message on WhatsApp, yes, that photo really does look vulval so, in

photo really does look vulval so, in reality,

photo really does look vulval so, in reality, Alex is

photo really does look vulval so, in reality, Alex is just pussyfooting.

reality, Alex is just pussyfooting. To talk

reality, Alex is just pussyfooting. To talk about politics,

reality, Alex is just pussyfooting. To talk about politics, I'm going

reality, Alex is just pussyfooting. To talk about politics, I'm going to

To talk about politics, I'm going to pull out

To talk about politics, I'm going to pull out a button

To talk about politics, I'm going to pull out a button that I

pull out a button that I didn't think

pull out a button that I didn't think we would

pull out a button that I didn't think we would need after

think we would need after Rishi Sunak

think we would need after Rishi Sunak left office.

think we would need after Rishi Sunak left office. It has

think we would need after Rishi Sunak left office. It has not been

Sunak left office. It has not been a great

Sunak left office. It has not been a great week for

Sunak left office. It has not been a great week for the Prime

Sunak left office. It has not been a great week for the Prime Minister!

It's not been a great week for the Prime Minister.

To help us do that, would you please welcome back to the show,

our viewer-voted Keir Starmer lookalike, DJ Starmer!

APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE He's still

APPLAUSE He's still got it.

APPLAUSE He's still got it. I

APPLAUSE He's still got it. I can't believe

APPLAUSE He's still got it. I can't believe as its

APPLAUSE He's still got it. I can't believe as its Halloween recall

believe as its Halloween recall due to

believe as its Halloween recall due to fear Starmer.

believe as its Halloween recall due to fear Starmer. We haven't

believe as its Halloween recall due to fear Starmer. We haven't seen

to fear Starmer. We haven't seen you for

to fear Starmer. We haven't seen you for a while,

to fear Starmer. We haven't seen you for a while, what have

to fear Starmer. We haven't seen you for a while, what have you been

for a while, what have you been up to?

for a while, what have you been up to? I

for a while, what have you been up to? I just got

for a while, what have you been up to? I just got married.

for a while, what have you been up to? I just got married. She is

to? I just got married. She is not changing

to? I just got married. She is not changing her name

to? I just got married. She is not changing her name to Starmer.

to? I just got married. She is not changing her name to Starmer. How is

changing her name to Starmer. How is life

changing her name to Starmer. How is life in the

changing her name to Starmer. How is life in the Keir

changing her name to Starmer. How is life in the Keir Starmer lookalike

life in the Keir Starmer lookalike business? I'm

life in the Keir Starmer lookalike business? I'm recognised in

business? I'm recognised in the street,

business? I'm recognised in the street, I've

business? I'm recognised in the street, I've done a

business? I'm recognised in the street, I've done a few parties.

street, I've done a few parties. There aren't

street, I've done a few parties. There aren't very many

street, I've done a few parties. There aren't very many smiles these

There aren't very many smiles these days.

There aren't very many smiles these days. The

There aren't very many smiles these days. The most unpopular

There aren't very many smiles these days. The most unpopular man...

days. The most unpopular man... Did you

days. The most unpopular man... Did you turn down

days. The most unpopular man... Did you turn down a DJ

days. The most unpopular man... Did you turn down a DJ gig for

days. The most unpopular man... Did you turn down a DJ gig for tonight?

you turn down a DJ gig for tonight? Not tonight.

As we said, a lot of scary things are knocking

on Keir Starmer's door right now, so let's check out the first one.

THUNDER.

Yes, it's the slasher in chief with her blood red box,

the Chancellor, Rachel Reeves.

Is my

Is my little brother.

Is my little brother. Hope that

Is my little brother. Hope that is.

Is my little brother. Hope that is. APPLAUSE

This week she was forced to apologise, after renting her

Are you

Are you happy to

Are you happy to stay there?

Are you happy to stay there? He'll do

Are you happy to stay there? He'll do anything to

Are you happy to stay there? He'll do anything to avoid talking

He'll do anything to avoid talking about politics.

He'll do anything to avoid talking about politics. I

He'll do anything to avoid talking about politics. I cannot get

He'll do anything to avoid talking about politics. I cannot get up.

This week she was forced to apologise,...

after renting her

house out without the proper permit.

It's ironic that the Chancellor didn't dot the Is and cross

the Ts, considering how many times this year she's had

to type the word "shit".

Today her letting agent claimed it was their mistake.

I'm not saying Labour are boring, but even their scandals are dull.

Do you

Do you know who

Do you know who she is

Do you know who she is letting

Do you know who she is letting it out

Do you know who she is letting it out to? She

Do you know who she is letting it out to? She has got

Do you know who she is letting it out to? She has got a new

Do you know who she is letting it out to? She has got a new tenant. I

out to? She has got a new tenant. I am not

out to? She has got a new tenant. I am not going to

out to? She has got a new tenant. I am not going to say his

out to? She has got a new tenant. I am not going to say his name.

out to? She has got a new tenant. I am not going to say his name. He is

am not going to say his name. He is looking for

am not going to say his name. He is looking for a place

am not going to say his name. He is looking for a place for him

am not going to say his name. He is looking for a place for him and his

looking for a place for him and his ex-wife, strangely.

looking for a place for him and his ex-wife, strangely. She is

looking for a place for him and his ex-wife, strangely. She is preparing

ex-wife, strangely. She is preparing the

ex-wife, strangely. She is preparing the Budget for

ex-wife, strangely. She is preparing the Budget for November.

ex-wife, strangely. She is preparing the Budget for November. If it

ex-wife, strangely. She is preparing the Budget for November. If it was a

the Budget for November. If it was a horror film

the Budget for November. If it was a horror film it will

the Budget for November. If it was a horror film it will be called...

horror film it will be called... I kinda

horror film it will be called... I kinda feel like

horror film it will be called... I kinda feel like this is

horror film it will be called... I kinda feel like this is so what

horror film it will be called... I kinda feel like this is so what we

kinda feel like this is so what we do, how

kinda feel like this is so what we do, how is this

kinda feel like this is so what we do, how is this a scandal?

kinda feel like this is so what we do, how is this a scandal? If this

do, how is this a scandal? If this were America,

do, how is this a scandal? If this were America, she would

do, how is this a scandal? If this were America, she would have

do, how is this a scandal? If this were America, she would have taken a

were America, she would have taken a bulldozer to

were America, she would have taken a bulldozer to number 11

were America, she would have taken a bulldozer to number 11 and turning

bulldozer to number 11 and turning it into

bulldozer to number 11 and turning it into a home

bulldozer to number 11 and turning it into a home spa. This

bulldozer to number 11 and turning it into a home spa. This is nothing!

it into a home spa. This is nothing! Labour and

it into a home spa. This is nothing! Labour and I see

it into a home spa. This is nothing! Labour and I see what I

it into a home spa. This is nothing! Labour and I see what I think from

Labour and I see what I think from over here.

Labour and I see what I think from over here. I want

Labour and I see what I think from over here. I want to know

Labour and I see what I think from over here. I want to know what she

over here. I want to know what she is like

over here. I want to know what she is like as a

over here. I want to know what she is like as a landlord.

over here. I want to know what she is like as a landlord. Labour how

is like as a landlord. Labour how would it

is like as a landlord. Labour how would it be if

is like as a landlord. Labour how would it be if you

is like as a landlord. Labour how would it be if you called up,

would it be if you called up, my boiler

would it be if you called up, my boiler isn't working,

would it be if you called up, my boiler isn't working, and she

boiler isn't working, and she turns up.

boiler isn't working, and she turns up. She is

boiler isn't working, and she turns up. She is looking at

boiler isn't working, and she turns up. She is looking at the property

up. She is looking at the property taxes and

up. She is looking at the property taxes and stuff.

up. She is looking at the property taxes and stuff. I got

up. She is looking at the property taxes and stuff. I got a lot

up. She is looking at the property taxes and stuff. I got a lot on, I'm

taxes and stuff. I got a lot on, I'm at the

taxes and stuff. I got a lot on, I'm at the G8. We

taxes and stuff. I got a lot on, I'm at the G8. We couldn't give

taxes and stuff. I got a lot on, I'm at the G8. We couldn't give a sheet

at the G8. We couldn't give a sheet you have

at the G8. We couldn't give a sheet you have got a

at the G8. We couldn't give a sheet you have got a mouse.

at the G8. We couldn't give a sheet you have got a mouse. She had

you have got a mouse. She had managed to

you have got a mouse. She had managed to find an

you have got a mouse. She had managed to find an estate agent

managed to find an estate agent who has

managed to find an estate agent who has admitted it

managed to find an estate agent who has admitted it is their

managed to find an estate agent who has admitted it is their fault.

Let's see who else is knocking on Keir Starmer's door.

THUNDER.

Leader of the Reform Party, Nigel Farage.

And because it's Halloween, it's a sexy Nigel Farage.

Lets be

Lets be honest, he

Lets be honest, he is regretting

Lets be honest, he is regretting setting there.

Lets be honest, he is regretting setting there. I think

Lets be honest, he is regretting setting there. I think it's going

setting there. I think it's going to go

setting there. I think it's going to go straight into

setting there. I think it's going to go straight into a

setting there. I think it's going to go straight into a racist wank

setting there. I think it's going to go straight into a racist wank bank.

go straight into a racist wank bank. This is

go straight into a racist wank bank. This is like a

go straight into a racist wank bank. This is like a Christmas card.

go straight into a racist wank bank. This is like a Christmas card. It is

This is like a Christmas card. It is the only

This is like a Christmas card. It is the only time in

This is like a Christmas card. It is the only time in my career

This is like a Christmas card. It is the only time in my career I don't

the only time in my career I don't want to

the only time in my career I don't want to say take

the only time in my career I don't want to say take it off.

He's promising to take us on a time warp back to the 1970s,

with a lurch to the right, then another lurch to the right.

This week a poll was released that showed more people preferred

Nigel Farage as Prime Minister than Keir Starmer.

Don't

Don't these opinion

Don't these opinion polls

Don't these opinion polls depend on

Don't these opinion polls depend on how the

Don't these opinion polls depend on how the question is

Don't these opinion polls depend on how the question is set up?

Don't these opinion polls depend on how the question is set up? Which do

how the question is set up? Which do you like

how the question is set up? Which do you like more, which

how the question is set up? Which do you like more, which do you

you like more, which do you like more?

you like more, which do you like more? Keir

you like more, which do you like more? Keir Starmer

you like more, which do you like more? Keir Starmer or David

you like more, which do you like more? Keir Starmer or David Cameron?

more? Keir Starmer or David Cameron? And then

more? Keir Starmer or David Cameron? And then they ask

more? Keir Starmer or David Cameron? And then they ask pigs, it

And then they ask pigs, it would have

And then they ask pigs, it would have been a

And then they ask pigs, it would have been a different setup.

And then they ask pigs, it would have been a different setup. His

have been a different setup. His popularity has

have been a different setup. His popularity has plummeted so

have been a different setup. His popularity has plummeted so low, he

popularity has plummeted so low, he is more

popularity has plummeted so low, he is more unpopular than

popularity has plummeted so low, he is more unpopular than someone who

is more unpopular than someone who takes a

is more unpopular than someone who takes a low

is more unpopular than someone who takes a low offer on

is more unpopular than someone who takes a low offer on The Chase.

A few days ago, Farage failed in a bid to get us to leave

the European Commission on Human Rights.

First Brexit, now the EHCR.

It seems Nigel Farage's answer to everything is just get out.

According to a recent poll, Keir Starmer is now the most

unpopular Prime Minister on record,

with just 13% of voters satisfied with the job he is doing.

That's only

That's only 4% more

That's only 4% more than Prince

That's only 4% more than Prince Andrew.

That's only 4% more than Prince Andrew. Labour this

That's only 4% more than Prince Andrew. Labour this is what

Andrew. Labour this is what Nigel Farage

Andrew. Labour this is what Nigel Farage did, get

Andrew. Labour this is what Nigel Farage did, get me out

Andrew. Labour this is what Nigel Farage did, get me out of here,

Andrew. Labour this is what Nigel Farage did, get me out of here, that

Farage did, get me out of here, that started, Keir

Farage did, get me out of here, that started, Keir Starmer needs

Farage did, get me out of here, that started, Keir Starmer needs to get

started, Keir Starmer needs to get I am

started, Keir Starmer needs to get I am going to

started, Keir Starmer needs to get I am going to bang my

started, Keir Starmer needs to get I am going to bang my box, he

started, Keir Starmer needs to get I am going to bang my box, he needs to

am going to bang my box, he needs to get on

am going to bang my box, he needs to get on reality TV.

am going to bang my box, he needs to get on reality TV. Come on

get on reality TV. Come on The Masked

get on reality TV. Come on The Masked Singer.

get on reality TV. Come on The Masked Singer. It's

get on reality TV. Come on The Masked Singer. It's such a

Masked Singer. It's such a good reveal.

Masked Singer. It's such a good reveal. Liz Truss

Masked Singer. It's such a good reveal. Liz Truss could come

Masked Singer. It's such a good reveal. Liz Truss could come on, she

reveal. Liz Truss could come on, she could be

reveal. Liz Truss could come on, she could be dressed as

reveal. Liz Truss could come on, she could be dressed as a piggy

reveal. Liz Truss could come on, she could be dressed as a piggy bank and

could be dressed as a piggy bank and saying No

could be dressed as a piggy bank and saying No Money No

could be dressed as a piggy bank and saying No Money No Cry.

saying No Money No Cry. You

saying No Money No Cry. You think the

saying No Money No Cry. You think the song is...

saying No Money No Cry. You think the song is... I am

You think the song is... I am dressed as

You think the song is... I am dressed as a fruit.

dressed as a fruit. APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE I wish

APPLAUSE I wish I had

APPLAUSE I wish I had gone out

APPLAUSE I wish I had gone out for Halloween.

I wish I had gone out for Halloween. Are you

I wish I had gone out for Halloween. Are you always sat

I wish I had gone out for Halloween. Are you always sat next to

I wish I had gone out for Halloween. Are you always sat next to penis?

I

I wish I

I wish I could just...

I wish I could just... Oh, no.

That leaves him on the lowest satisfaction rate for any PM

recorded by Ipsos polls, including Liz Truss.

Technically, that now makes Keir Starmer less

popular than a lettuce.

Meanwhile, Starmer said this week he wants to be Prime Minister

for the next ten years.

It Keir

It Keir Starmer is

It Keir Starmer is Prime

It Keir Starmer is Prime Minister in

It Keir Starmer is Prime Minister in 2035, I

It Keir Starmer is Prime Minister in 2035, I will not

It Keir Starmer is Prime Minister in 2035, I will not just eat

It Keir Starmer is Prime Minister in 2035, I will not just eat my hat,

2035, I will not just eat my hat, I will

2035, I will not just eat my hat, I will have a

2035, I will not just eat my hat, I will have a hat based

2035, I will not just eat my hat, I will have a hat based diet.

2035, I will not just eat my hat, I will have a hat based diet. There is

will have a hat based diet. There is no way

will have a hat based diet. There is no way that is

will have a hat based diet. There is no way that is going to

will have a hat based diet. There is no way that is going to happen.

no way that is going to happen. Is it?

no way that is going to happen. Is it? We have

no way that is going to happen. Is it? We have the delusional

it? We have the delusional wish list,

it? We have the delusional wish list, I could

it? We have the delusional wish list, I could sit in

it? We have the delusional wish list, I could sit in ten years

list, I could sit in ten years I want

list, I could sit in ten years I want to be

list, I could sit in ten years I want to be nine years

list, I could sit in ten years I want to be nine years married to

want to be nine years married to Pedro

want to be nine years married to Pedro Pascal. That's

want to be nine years married to Pedro Pascal. That's my wish

Pedro Pascal. That's my wish as well.

There are reports that some MPs have been getting random messages

from Keir Starmer asking them to grab a beer,

while others have been invited to try out the new Downing Street

toaster at breakfast.

I love

I love that. He

I love that. He is inviting

I love that. He is inviting them right

I love that. He is inviting them right because he

I love that. He is inviting them right because he has got

I love that. He is inviting them right because he has got a new

right because he has got a new toaster.

right because he has got a new toaster. That is

right because he has got a new toaster. That is you have

right because he has got a new toaster. That is you have lost the

toaster. That is you have lost the nation.

toaster. That is you have lost the nation. Just my

toaster. That is you have lost the nation. Just my opinion from

toaster. That is you have lost the nation. Just my opinion from over

nation. Just my opinion from over here, I

nation. Just my opinion from over here, I love that

nation. Just my opinion from over here, I love that Donald Trump

here, I love that Donald Trump has put

here, I love that Donald Trump has put a new

here, I love that Donald Trump has put a new wing on

here, I love that Donald Trump has put a new wing on the White

put a new wing on the White House and

put a new wing on the White House and he has

put a new wing on the White House and he has got a

put a new wing on the White House and he has got a new toaster.

put a new wing on the White House and he has got a new toaster. He

and he has got a new toaster. He missed the

and he has got a new toaster. He missed the queues this

and he has got a new toaster. He missed the queues this week because

missed the queues this week because he burnt

missed the queues this week because he burnt his tongue

missed the queues this week because he burnt his tongue on a

missed the queues this week because he burnt his tongue on a pop tart.

he burnt his tongue on a pop tart. How can

he burnt his tongue on a pop tart. How can he

he burnt his tongue on a pop tart. How can he win any

he burnt his tongue on a pop tart. How can he win any Reform UK

How can he win any Reform UK voters if

How can he win any Reform UK voters if he has

How can he win any Reform UK voters if he has turning white

if he has turning white things brown?

brown? LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER APPLAUSE

So while the Prime Minister tries to win people over

with toast and a beer, there are rumours that the Mayor

of Manchester, Andy Burnham, may make a bid for the leadership.

Which means Keir Starmer's nightmare could end up like this.

Here's Andy!

Here's Andy! That was

Here's Andy! That was genuinely terrifying.

We'll have more Last Leg for you after the break,

as Reform try to throw disabled people under a three-wheeled bus,

Plus, we unveil another mystery guest.

But right now, let's go to the break with another

spooky tune from our Day

of the Dead mariachis.

See you soon.

THEY PLAY ADAMS FAMILY THEME

Everybody!

APPLAUSE

Welcome back to The Last Leg.

We're joined by Desiree Burch and Joel Dommett.

We mentioned Nigel Farage earlier in the show,

but this week his Reform Party have made some headline-grabbing

statements.

The man who's been kicked out of more parties than

Lee Anderson ranted about the Motability scheme and made

this outrageous suggestion.

It's an

It's an absolute

It's an absolute scandal, I

It's an absolute scandal, I remember

It's an absolute scandal, I remember back in

It's an absolute scandal, I remember back in the day,

It's an absolute scandal, I remember back in the day, if you

It's an absolute scandal, I remember back in the day, if you are on

back in the day, if you are on disability and

back in the day, if you are on disability and you

back in the day, if you are on disability and you wanted a

back in the day, if you are on disability and you wanted a car from

disability and you wanted a car from the state,

disability and you wanted a car from the state, it was

disability and you wanted a car from the state, it was a blue

the state, it was a blue three wheeler.

wheeler. What's wrong

wheeler. What's wrong with that?

wheeler. What's wrong with that? Will go

What's wrong with that? Will go back to

What's wrong with that? Will go back to that.

What's wrong with that? Will go back to that. You'll quote

What's wrong with that? Will go back to that. You'll quote me on

What's wrong with that? Will go back to that. You'll quote me on that.

Yeah, we will quote you on that, Lee.

Secondly, those cars were banned in 2003 cos they were prone

to catching on fire.

I know

I know we have

I know we have fewer bits

I know we have fewer bits but we

I know we have fewer bits but we don't need

I know we have fewer bits but we don't need your wheels.

I know we have fewer bits but we don't need your wheels. I think

don't need your wheels. I think the Anderson

don't need your wheels. I think the Anderson wanted to

don't need your wheels. I think the Anderson wanted to get rid

don't need your wheels. I think the Anderson wanted to get rid of one

Anderson wanted to get rid of one of the

Anderson wanted to get rid of one of the tyres because

Anderson wanted to get rid of one of the tyres because he heard

Anderson wanted to get rid of one of the tyres because he heard it was

the tyres because he heard it was a Pirelli

the tyres because he heard it was a Pirelli and Brexit

the tyres because he heard it was a Pirelli and Brexit means Brexit.

Pirelli and Brexit means Brexit. They were

Pirelli and Brexit means Brexit. They were built in

Pirelli and Brexit means Brexit. They were built in 1948.

Pirelli and Brexit means Brexit. They were built in 1948. Round

They were built in 1948. Round about the

They were built in 1948. Round about the same time

They were built in 1948. Round about the same time as the

They were built in 1948. Round about the same time as the Paralympics.

the same time as the Paralympics. They

the same time as the Paralympics. They were in

the same time as the Paralympics. They were in legs don't

the same time as the Paralympics. They were in legs don't work wagon.

They were in legs don't work wagon. This

They were in legs don't work wagon. This is me

They were in legs don't work wagon. This is me with one...

They were in legs don't work wagon. This is me with one... It

They were in legs don't work wagon. This is me with one... It looks like

This is me with one... It looks like a disabled

This is me with one... It looks like a disabled person has

This is me with one... It looks like a disabled person has driven into

a disabled person has driven into me.

a disabled person has driven into me. It looks

a disabled person has driven into me. It looks like you

a disabled person has driven into me. It looks like you can't work

me. It looks like you can't work out how

me. It looks like you can't work out how to get

me. It looks like you can't work out how to get in.

The

The shittest top

The shittest top gear. It

The shittest top gear. It doesn't have

The shittest top gear. It doesn't have power steering.

It might wobble and look a bit strange,

but it gets the job done.

And it's sitting on a three-wheeled car.

Meanwhile, MP for Runcorn Sara Pochin said

on Talk TV, "It drives me mad

when I see adverts full of black people, full of Asian people."

Nigel Farage said her comments were ugly but not racist.

Which is also his Tinder profile.

Anyone wanna take this?

Oh, my

Oh, my God, it

Oh, my God, it drives me

Oh, my God, it drives me mad when

Oh, my God, it drives me mad when I

Oh, my God, it drives me mad when I see black

Oh, my God, it drives me mad when I see black people on

Oh, my God, it drives me mad when I see black people on commercials,

see black people on commercials, I am

see black people on commercials, I am just like,

see black people on commercials, I am just like, I

see black people on commercials, I am just like, I auditioned for

am just like, I auditioned for that one,

am just like, I auditioned for that one, I auditioned

am just like, I auditioned for that one, I auditioned for...! There

am just like, I auditioned for that one, I auditioned for...! There is a

one, I auditioned for...! There is a limit!

one, I auditioned for...! There is a limit! It

one, I auditioned for...! There is a limit! It is all

one, I auditioned for...! There is a limit! It is all right, I

limit! It is all right, I auditioned for

limit! It is all right, I auditioned for them too.

limit! It is all right, I auditioned for them too. That one

limit! It is all right, I auditioned for them too. That one where you

for them too. That one where you play a

for them too. That one where you play a lunchbox...

for them too. That one where you play a lunchbox... You were

for them too. That one where you play a lunchbox... You were a shoe

play a lunchbox... You were a shoe in for

play a lunchbox... You were a shoe in for that one.

play a lunchbox... You were a shoe in for that one. I

play a lunchbox... You were a shoe in for that one. I thought Alex

in for that one. I thought Alex was...

As Alan Partridge returns to our screens in a new series

about mental health, there was a moment of what's called

Accidental Partridge this week,

as the King opened the UK's first LGBT Armed Forces memorial.

Watch the chair of trustees of Fighting for Pride,

Ed Hall, in action.

In

In the Second

In the Second World War

In the Second World War and

In the Second World War and the First

In the Second World War and the First World War,

In the Second World War and the First World War, people really

In the Second World War and the First World War, people really cared

First World War, people really cared about your

First World War, people really cared about your sexuality, because

about your sexuality, because why would

about your sexuality, because why would you?

about your sexuality, because why would you? Nobody

about your sexuality, because why would you? Nobody ever said,

would you? Nobody ever said, don't save

would you? Nobody ever said, don't save my life,

would you? Nobody ever said, don't save my life, you are

would you? Nobody ever said, don't save my life, you are a lesbian!

save my life, you are a lesbian! Oh, my

save my life, you are a lesbian! Oh, my God, that

save my life, you are a lesbian! Oh, my God, that is amazing!

my God, that is amazing! Clinically put,

my God, that is amazing! Clinically put, but a

my God, that is amazing! Clinically put, but a lovely sentiment.

my God, that is amazing! Clinically put, but a lovely sentiment. It

put, but a lovely sentiment. It sounds like

put, but a lovely sentiment. It sounds like the sickest

put, but a lovely sentiment. It sounds like the sickest album that

sounds like the sickest album that will definitely

sounds like the sickest album that will definitely win the

will definitely win the Mercury Prize.

All right, it's time to bring on this week's mystery guest.

Joel and Desiree have to identify them.

Can we have this week's mystery guest, please?

Oh,

Oh, mystery

Oh, mystery guest #

Oh, mystery guest # I want

Oh, mystery guest # I want to get

Oh, mystery guest # I want to get close to

Oh, mystery guest # I want to get close to you...

# I want to get close to you... # Move

# I want to get close to you... # Move your body

# I want to get close to you... # Move your body close to

# I want to get close to you... # Move your body close to mine... #

Josh, Alex, who is the mystery guest?

The mystery

The mystery guest as

The mystery guest as the dog,

The mystery guest as the dog, just to

The mystery guest as the dog, just to be

The mystery guest as the dog, just to be clear,

The mystery guest as the dog, just to be clear, Winston

The mystery guest as the dog, just to be clear, Winston was in

The mystery guest as the dog, just to be clear, Winston was in the

to be clear, Winston was in the news this

to be clear, Winston was in the news this week, but

to be clear, Winston was in the news this week, but why? Can

to be clear, Winston was in the news this week, but why? Can we have

this week, but why? Can we have the dramatic

this week, but why? Can we have the dramatic lighting change,

this week, but why? Can we have the dramatic lighting change, please?

dramatic lighting change, please? LAUGHTER

This is Wilson, he was in the news this week, but why?

He's part of a sausage dog choir that have been cautioned by police

due to noise pollution.

He's part of a fancy dress sausage dog Halloween parade that has been

banned from all Royal Parks for being too busy.

He's part of a record breaking six sausage-dog pyramid display team

that have been banned from this year's Crufts for stealing focus.

He is

He is looking dead

He is looking dead at me!

He is looking dead at me! You can

He is looking dead at me! You can ask Winston

He is looking dead at me! You can ask Winston any questions

He is looking dead at me! You can ask Winston any questions you want.

ask Winston any questions you want. What

ask Winston any questions you want. What do you

ask Winston any questions you want. What do you think?

ask Winston any questions you want. What do you think? I feel

ask Winston any questions you want. What do you think? I feel like it

What do you think? I feel like it would take

What do you think? I feel like it would take more than

What do you think? I feel like it would take more than six sausage

would take more than six sausage dogs to

would take more than six sausage dogs to break a

would take more than six sausage dogs to break a record for

would take more than six sausage dogs to break a record for anything.

dogs to break a record for anything. Sorry, how

dogs to break a record for anything. Sorry, how many do

dogs to break a record for anything. Sorry, how many do you think

Sorry, how many do you think would make...?

Sorry, how many do you think would make...? If you

Sorry, how many do you think would make...? If you get enough

Sorry, how many do you think would make...? If you get enough sausage

make...? If you get enough sausage dogs for

make...? If you get enough sausage dogs for the base,

make...? If you get enough sausage dogs for the base, you could

make...? If you get enough sausage dogs for the base, you could go up

dogs for the base, you could go up indefinitely, I

dogs for the base, you could go up indefinitely, I would say.

dogs for the base, you could go up indefinitely, I would say. I will

indefinitely, I would say. I will be honest,

indefinitely, I would say. I will be honest, I didn't

indefinitely, I would say. I will be honest, I didn't listen to

indefinitely, I would say. I will be honest, I didn't listen to any of

honest, I didn't listen to any of the options.

honest, I didn't listen to any of the options. There is

honest, I didn't listen to any of the options. There is a lot

the options. There is a lot going on!

the options. There is a lot going on! It is

the options. There is a lot going on! It is a busy

the options. There is a lot going on! It is a busy show!

on! It is a busy show! White, pyramid,

on! It is a busy show! White, pyramid, Halloween costume

on! It is a busy show! White, pyramid, Halloween costume or choir?

pyramid, Halloween costume or choir? Can we...?

pyramid, Halloween costume or choir? Can we...? Can we

pyramid, Halloween costume or choir? Can we...? Can we hear any

pyramid, Halloween costume or choir? Can we...? Can we hear any kind of

Can we...? Can we hear any kind of noise?

Can we...? Can we hear any kind of noise? Hmm...

Can we...? Can we hear any kind of noise? Hmm... I keep

Can we...? Can we hear any kind of noise? Hmm... I keep worrying he's

noise? Hmm... I keep worrying he's going to

noise? Hmm... I keep worrying he's going to start

noise? Hmm... I keep worrying he's going to start chewing

noise? Hmm... I keep worrying he's going to start chewing on my

noise? Hmm... I keep worrying he's going to start chewing on my foot. I

going to start chewing on my foot. I am worried

going to start chewing on my foot. I am worried he is

going to start chewing on my foot. I am worried he is going to

going to start chewing on my foot. I am worried he is going to do more

am worried he is going to do more than sure

am worried he is going to do more than sure your foot!

We'll reveal the mystery guest after the break,

and we'll end the show with either

a Halloween sausage dog parade,

a sausage dog choir performance, or a record-breaking six

sausage-dog pyramid display.

See you soon.

Welcome back to The Last Leg.

We're joined by Desiree Burch and Joel Dommett.

Before the break, we challenged our guests

to work out how this sausage dog was connected to the news.

Can we have the options again, please?

This is Winston.

He's part of a sausage dog choir that have been cautioned by police

due to noise pollution.

He's part of a fancy dress sausage dog Halloween parade that has been

banned from all Royal Parks for being too busy.

He's part of a record-breaking six sausage-dog pyramid display team

that have been banned from this year's Crufts for stealing focus.

What is

What is your answer,

What is your answer, what do

What is your answer, what do you think?

What is your answer, what do you think? If

What is your answer, what do you think? If it

What is your answer, what do you think? If it is not

What is your answer, what do you think? If it is not the singing

think? If it is not the singing one, singers

think? If it is not the singing one, singers sing all

think? If it is not the singing one, singers sing all the time,

think? If it is not the singing one, singers sing all the time, and it

singers sing all the time, and it is not

singers sing all the time, and it is not the pyramid,

singers sing all the time, and it is not the pyramid, I think

singers sing all the time, and it is not the pyramid, I think it is

not the pyramid, I think it is the spooky

not the pyramid, I think it is the spooky costume one.

not the pyramid, I think it is the spooky costume one. What do

spooky costume one. What do you think?

spooky costume one. What do you think? I think

spooky costume one. What do you think? I think it might

spooky costume one. What do you think? I think it might be the

think? I think it might be the pyramid, you

think? I think it might be the pyramid, you know, I

think? I think it might be the pyramid, you know, I can just

pyramid, you know, I can just imagine him

pyramid, you know, I can just imagine him standing on

imagine him standing on five friends.

imagine him standing on five friends. You are

imagine him standing on five friends. You are going

imagine him standing on five friends. You are going pyramid, I

friends. You are going pyramid, I am going

friends. You are going pyramid, I am going Halloween, like,

friends. You are going pyramid, I am going Halloween, like, the costume.

going Halloween, like, the costume. Can we

going Halloween, like, the costume. Can we have the

going Halloween, like, the costume. Can we have the correct answer,

Can we have the correct answer, please?

Can we have the correct answer, please? It is

Can we have the correct answer, please? It is Halloween!

Can we have the correct answer, please? It is Halloween! Did you

please? It is Halloween! Did you want more

please? It is Halloween! Did you want more tension? I

please? It is Halloween! Did you want more tension? I don't know,

want more tension? I don't know, I couldn't

want more tension? I don't know, I couldn't tell!

want more tension? I don't know, I couldn't tell! It came

want more tension? I don't know, I couldn't tell! It came out pretty

couldn't tell! It came out pretty quick.

couldn't tell! It came out pretty quick. How long

couldn't tell! It came out pretty quick. How long has the

quick. How long has the Halloween much

quick. How long has the Halloween much been going

quick. How long has the Halloween much been going on? Eight

quick. How long has the Halloween much been going on? Eight years.

much been going on? Eight years. And why

much been going on? Eight years. And why was it

much been going on? Eight years. And why was it a band

much been going on? Eight years. And why was it a band this year?

much been going on? Eight years. And why was it a band this year? It

why was it a band this year? It got too

why was it a band this year? It got too many big,

why was it a band this year? It got too many big, there were

why was it a band this year? It got too many big, there were over 1000

too many big, there were over 1000 people.

too many big, there were over 1000 people. 1000 sausage

too many big, there were over 1000 people. 1000 sausage dogs, yeah.

too many big, there were over 1000 people. 1000 sausage dogs, yeah. So

people. 1000 sausage dogs, yeah. So you had

people. 1000 sausage dogs, yeah. So you had to cancel?

people. 1000 sausage dogs, yeah. So you had to cancel? How do

you had to cancel? How do people come

you had to cancel? How do people come from other

you had to cancel? How do people come from other countries? Yeah!

come from other countries? Yeah! Sausage dog

come from other countries? Yeah! Sausage dog army. Did

come from other countries? Yeah! Sausage dog army. Did they all

come from other countries? Yeah! Sausage dog army. Did they all go in

Sausage dog army. Did they all go in a line?

Sausage dog army. Did they all go in a line? Just all

Sausage dog army. Did they all go in a line? Just all around?

Sausage dog army. Did they all go in a line? Just all around? What sort

a line? Just all around? What sort of costumes

a line? Just all around? What sort of costumes do you

a line? Just all around? What sort of costumes do you get?

a line? Just all around? What sort of costumes do you get? Chucky

a line? Just all around? What sort of costumes do you get? Chucky is a

of costumes do you get? Chucky is a classic, mariachi,

of costumes do you get? Chucky is a classic, mariachi, pumpkins.

classic, mariachi, pumpkins. Nuns... I

classic, mariachi, pumpkins. Nuns... I want

classic, mariachi, pumpkins. Nuns... I want to go

classic, mariachi, pumpkins. Nuns... I want to go now.

classic, mariachi, pumpkins. Nuns... I want to go now. Hopefully!

classic, mariachi, pumpkins. Nuns... I want to go now. Hopefully! The

I want to go now. Hopefully! The problem with

I want to go now. Hopefully! The problem with too many

I want to go now. Hopefully! The problem with too many sausage

problem with too many sausage dogs and

problem with too many sausage dogs and people, I

problem with too many sausage dogs and people, I don't know,

problem with too many sausage dogs and people, I don't know, it doesn't

and people, I don't know, it doesn't seem...

and people, I don't know, it doesn't seem... It is

and people, I don't know, it doesn't seem... It is not getting

and people, I don't know, it doesn't seem... It is not getting glarey, is

seem... It is not getting glarey, is it?

seem... It is not getting glarey, is it? It

seem... It is not getting glarey, is it? It is not

seem... It is not getting glarey, is it? It is not like

seem... It is not getting glarey, is it? It is not like too

seem... It is not getting glarey, is it? It is not like too many football

it? It is not like too many football fans, does

it? It is not like too many football fans, does it boot

it? It is not like too many football fans, does it boot off?

it? It is not like too many football fans, does it boot off? Well, what

fans, does it boot off? Well, what scared Hyde

fans, does it boot off? Well, what scared Hyde Park does

fans, does it boot off? Well, what scared Hyde Park does not scare

scared Hyde Park does not scare us, at

scared Hyde Park does not scare us, at the end

scared Hyde Park does not scare us, at the end of the

scared Hyde Park does not scare us, at the end of the show we

scared Hyde Park does not scare us, at the end of the show we will have

at the end of the show we will have a Halloween

at the end of the show we will have a Halloween sausage dog

at the end of the show we will have a Halloween sausage dog parade in

a Halloween sausage dog parade in the studio,

a Halloween sausage dog parade in the studio, please thank

a Halloween sausage dog parade in the studio, please thank the owner

the studio, please thank the owner of Winston!

Josh has been separating the tricks from the treats

from the last seven days.

Josh, what have you got for us?

Would you like to see a very brave grown-up deal

with a Halloween scare in this spooky scene?

Yes, please!

Now, when

Now, when I

Now, when I think of

Now, when I think of Halloween, what

Now, when I think of Halloween, what I think

Now, when I think of Halloween, what I think of is

Now, when I think of Halloween, what I think of is parkour fails,

I think of is parkour fails, so would

I think of is parkour fails, so would you like

I think of is parkour fails, so would you like to see

I think of is parkour fails, so would you like to see the

would you like to see the greatest parkour

would you like to see the greatest parkour fail of

would you like to see the greatest parkour fail of 2025 in

parkour fail of 2025 in this hilarious

parkour fail of 2025 in this hilarious clip?!

parkour fail of 2025 in this hilarious clip?! Absolutely!

parkour fail of 2025 in this hilarious clip?! Absolutely! So here

hilarious clip?! Absolutely! So here he goes.

hilarious clip?! Absolutely! So here he goes. He is

hilarious clip?! Absolutely! So here he goes. He is sizing it

hilarious clip?! Absolutely! So here he goes. He is sizing it up.

hilarious clip?! Absolutely! So here he goes. He is sizing it up. Here we

he goes. He is sizing it up. Here we go.

he goes. He is sizing it up. Here we go. You will!

he goes. He is sizing it up. Here we go. You will! He has

he goes. He is sizing it up. Here we go. You will! He has done it.

go. You will! He has done it. Oh, no!

go. You will! He has done it. Oh, no! The full

go. You will! He has done it. Oh, no! The full slow 180...

go. You will! He has done it. Oh, no! The full slow 180... So lucky

no! The full slow 180... So lucky to have

no! The full slow 180... So lucky to have a camera

no! The full slow 180... So lucky to have a camera on that.

no! The full slow 180... So lucky to have a camera on that. Imagine

have a camera on that. Imagine having two

have a camera on that. Imagine having two on it!

have a camera on that. Imagine having two on it! Would you

have a camera on that. Imagine having two on it! Would you like to

having two on it! Would you like to see a

having two on it! Would you like to see a second

having two on it! Would you like to see a second angle on

having two on it! Would you like to see a second angle on the same

see a second angle on the same incident? It

see a second angle on the same incident? It is like

see a second angle on the same incident? It is like Sky Sports!

incident? It is like Sky Sports! This clip

incident? It is like Sky Sports! This clip is equally

incident? It is like Sky Sports! This clip is equally hilarious.

incident? It is like Sky Sports! This clip is equally hilarious. I am

This clip is equally hilarious. I am not making

This clip is equally hilarious. I am not making it, obviously

This clip is equally hilarious. I am not making it, obviously I am

not making it, obviously I am not making

not making it, obviously I am not making it.

not making it, obviously I am not making it. You can

not making it, obviously I am not making it. You can make it.

not making it, obviously I am not making it. You can make it. There he

making it. You can make it. There he goes!

making it. You can make it. There he goes! Oh, no!

making it. You can make it. There he goes! Oh, no! It is

making it. You can make it. There he goes! Oh, no! It is all right,

making it. You can make it. There he goes! Oh, no! It is all right, he

goes! Oh, no! It is all right, he gets out,

goes! Oh, no! It is all right, he gets out, he is...

APPLAUSE

Yes! It

Yes! It is good

Yes! It is good stuff.

We are about to end the show with a Halloween sausage dog parade,

but before we do, would you please thank our guests,

Desiree Burch and Joel Dommett!

And my co-hosts, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker.

We'll be back next week with comedian Judi Love,

TikToker GK Barry and leader of the Green Party Zack Polanski.

Right now, though, it's time for the event

that was too hot for Hyde Park to handle -

the Halloween sausage dog parade!

CHEERING AND

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE MUSIC PLAYS

The first sausage dog is Winston.

Winston is a mini Dachshund, he's eight years old,

and he's dressed as Count Winston von Barkula.

He's a passionate meat connoisseur, isn't really into toys,

and he can usually be found sunbathing,

supervising the kitchen,

or perfecting his "I deserve a treat" face.

Our

Our second

Our second dog is

Our second dog is Huxley, here

Our second dog is Huxley, here is Huxley,

Our second dog is Huxley, here is Huxley, who

Our second dog is Huxley, here is Huxley, who recently turned

Huxley, who recently turned 13, absolutely

Huxley, who recently turned 13, absolutely loves cheese.

Huxley, who recently turned 13, absolutely loves cheese. He was

Huxley, who recently turned 13, absolutely loves cheese. He was in

absolutely loves cheese. He was in season four

absolutely loves cheese. He was in season four of the

absolutely loves cheese. He was in season four of the Crown as

season four of the Crown as Princess Margaret's

season four of the Crown as Princess Margaret's dog!

season four of the Crown as Princess Margaret's dog! And our

season four of the Crown as Princess Margaret's dog! And our final dog,

Margaret's dog! And our final dog, last but

Margaret's dog! And our final dog, last but not

Margaret's dog! And our final dog, last but not leash,

Margaret's dog! And our final dog, last but not leash, this is

last but not leash, this is Otter, her

last but not leash, this is Otter, her Halloween

last but not leash, this is Otter, her Halloween name

last but not leash, this is Otter, her Halloween name is to

last but not leash, this is Otter, her Halloween name is to erotic, she

her Halloween name is to erotic, she loves being

her Halloween name is to erotic, she loves being carried around!

her Halloween name is to erotic, she loves being carried around! She once

loves being carried around! She once went into

loves being carried around! She once went into the park

loves being carried around! She once went into the park ranger's garden,

went into the park ranger's garden, the police

went into the park ranger's garden, the police had to

went into the park ranger's garden, the police had to be called,

went into the park ranger's garden, the police had to be called, she is

the police had to be called, she is a massive

the police had to be called, she is a massive diva, she

the police had to be called, she is a massive diva, she gets someone

a massive diva, she gets someone else to

a massive diva, she gets someone else to sniff arses

a massive diva, she gets someone else to sniff arses for her!

a massive diva, she gets someone else to sniff arses for her! Can you

else to sniff arses for her! Can you please

else to sniff arses for her! Can you please pick the

else to sniff arses for her! Can you please pick the winner? They

else to sniff arses for her! Can you please pick the winner? They are

please pick the winner? They are amazing, I

please pick the winner? They are amazing, I love this

please pick the winner? They are amazing, I love this tongue sticking

amazing, I love this tongue sticking out, it

amazing, I love this tongue sticking out, it is so

amazing, I love this tongue sticking out, it is so cute, but

amazing, I love this tongue sticking out, it is so cute, but come on,

out, it is so cute, but come on, the aliens

out, it is so cute, but come on, the aliens popping out,

out, it is so cute, but come on, the aliens popping out, that

out, it is so cute, but come on, the aliens popping out, that has got

aliens popping out, that has got to win!

aliens popping out, that has got to win! We have

aliens popping out, that has got to win! We have our winner!

aliens popping out, that has got to win! We have our winner! With the

win! We have our winner! With the floppy tongue!

win! We have our winner! With the floppy tongue! Thanks for

floppy tongue! Thanks for watching the

floppy tongue! Thanks for watching the Last Leg,

floppy tongue! Thanks for watching the Last Leg, my name

floppy tongue! Thanks for watching the Last Leg, my name is Adam

the Last Leg, my name is Adam Hills, so

the Last Leg, my name is Adam Hills, so you

the Last Leg, my name is Adam Hills, so you next week,

the Last Leg, my name is Adam Hills, so you next week, take it

the Last Leg, my name is Adam Hills, so you next week, take it away!

so you next week, take it away! # Something

so you next week, take it away! # Something strange in

# Something strange in the neighbourhood

neighbourhood # Who

neighbourhood # Who are you

neighbourhood # Who are you going to

# Who are you going to call? #

# Who are you going to call? # Ghostbusters!

# Who are you going to call? # Ghostbusters! #