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We're the Kellys. We're checking in. I don't want you bringing this around with

us. Do you have a ghost? Of course we have a ghost.

Good day to you, sir.

I escaped from a video into the real world too.

I believe myself the only one.

Hey, do you have a manga portrait of you? No one's ever drawn a picture of me

before. You know I said I was going to do some snooping and see what I could

find? Well, look.

The manager is keeping Edwin prisoner.

We got your tape back. I have not been entirely forthcoming with you.

This weekend has just been fiction, meeting Edwin, his mysterious secret,

your adorable plan to rescue him. All just distraction to keep you here until

could get our hands on your video. Who are you?

You're all fictional characters too.

Actually, we prefer the term unreal people. This actually makes sense.

I thought your accent was too crazy to be real. What are you talking about?

is she talking about?

What exactly is crazy about my accent?

But where did you come from?

And why are you doing this? Enough.

Come on.

Oh, my God, what is that?

Is that a laser? A brainwashing device.

What are you going to do, fry a brain?

It's an overhead projector.

It projects pictures.

Oh.

That's not so bad.

Continue.

Now, a short presentation to answer all your questions.

In 1983, a scientist and philosopher called De Selvi discovered that if you

a videotape on a ley line, such as the location of this hotel you now stand in,

it opens up a portal to a different realm of fictional characters.

What's a ley line?

They're said to be invisible lines of mystical energy running through the

Clever, Clark.

De Selvi discovered that when the portal is opened, the fictional people can

cross over from the videotape into the real world.

It only works with the videotape, it seems. He brought us all here to this

castle and founded the Society of Unreal People.

De Selvi was a great, great man, but he had a soft spot for, frankly, mediocre

sitcoms. His favorite was The Kellys.

So a few years ago, he brought you all into the real world. As an experiment,

wanted to see if you could integrate into the modern society.

He discovered that the further away an unreal person moves from where they

crossed over from, the more their memories fade.

Unfortunately, the selfie died before finishing the experiment.

Wow. That was a lot to take in. I like the slideshow. Thank you. That was Leo's

idea.

Wait. This whole weekend was just a plot to keep us occupied.

until you could get our videotape? Yes. We sent someone to your home to get it

while we kept you busy here, but of course we didn't know that you had

the tape with you. But what's so important about our videotape?

It is truly a great privilege for an unreal person to cross over into the

world. But the Society of Unreal People is founded on the principle that no

human must know of our existence.

This is a rule you have broken.

Wait!

Are we being punished?

First of all, we do not like to call it punishment.

Second of all, yes.

That

wasn't

our fault. We didn't even know we were in real back then.

If they didn't know, then maybe this isn't right and we should... Silence!

can be no exceptions.

Your sentence is exile from the real world.

You will be deported back where you came from.

Please. You can't do this. This is our home.

This is so unfair. We haven't done anything.

And you know your society is an acronym for soup, right?

Soup. Hello.

Ever heard of tube process?

This is totally unfair.

I want a solicitor.

Mum.

Dad. No.

Get them!

Boom. You lied to me. I thought we were friends.

I can never be friends with someone as wicked as you. How am I wicked?

You broke the rules of our society.

I didn't even know about the rules until today.

That's exactly what a wicked person would say. Get out of my way. I cannot

you to leave.

Unfair.

I think they're gone.

I can't believe this whole weekend was just a lie.

It's like I told you.

You have to hook your audience with an intriguing story, and then when you have

them in your grasp, you spring the trap.

And like fools, we fell for it.

Leo said he liked me.

He even drew this portrait of me.

And you didn't guess it was evil based on this? Well, it's easy to say that

This is all my fault.

If I hadn't made everyone come here, then Mum and Dad would still be...

this isn't your fault.

We're going to get Mum and Dad back.

How?

This is by far the worst birthday I've ever had.

We looked everywhere, but there's no sign of them.

Don't worry, we'll keep looking.

I am not worried. Are you worried?

No need to be worried. We will find them, I am sure.

We wouldn't be in this position if someone hadn't let them escape in the

place.

No matter.

It is only a matter of time before the whole Kelly family will be nothing but

two -dimensional characters on a TV screen.

I'm not getting any signal.

Me neither.

What are we going to do?

We can't stay here forever.

We need help.

We can't fight the monarch.

Any sign of them?

Nothing here.

I'll check the avenue.

It's okay.

He's gone.

I want to help.

Oh, you've helped enough already. Thanks.

I didn't have a choice. You completely gassed it and betrayed me, and it's your

fault my parents are now trapped in the TV. I know, okay? I know, and I'm sorry.

But please, let me make it up to you. We don't need or want your help.

Katie. What?

Okay, fine.

You can help us.

But this doesn't make us friends, okay?

Okay.

But I have an idea how we can get your parents back.

What are you looking for?

This.

I can hook it up to the TV in your room, and if we play your video on it, we can

release your parents back into the real world.

That could work.

Fernanda said the hotel is located on a mystical site, so you should be able to

open a portal anywhere in the building.

The problem is, how do we sneak into the hall and get the tape without Fernanda

and the manager catching us?

Well, I don't know. Do you have any better ideas?

This is my idea. Can you not get the tape for us?

I can't. Why not?

It's just not who I am. What does that mean?

This is the show I came from.

I was just a supporting character.

I'd listen to the main character's stories and repeat my stupid

Totally rad.

I never got a story of my own or got to do anything important.

Doesn't sound like much fun.

It wasn't.

but it's just who I am.

I can't change that.

I'll do what I can to help you in secret, but I know I'm not strong enough

stand up to them in person.

I wish I could, but I can't.

Where are they? I must find them. I'm getting a headache. I do not like

headaches. You said not to worry.

If I said to jump off a cliff, would you also do that?

No, no.

You're right, of course, but we've already got the parents. Maybe we should

the kids go.

No, they must be found and sent back home.

But, I mean, is it really that big of a deal?

Are you trying to make my headache worse?

It is a very big deal. Do you not understand?

They are not like us.

They do not share our values.

They must be found.

Now come, I must eat. My chakras are hungry.

Just so you know, I'm still angry with you, but thank you for helping us.

That's okay.

And I'd like you to know when we kissed that...

That wasn't part of the plan.

What's this?

It's your birthday present.

You might as well open it now.

But how?

When Dad found out the collector's fair was cancelled, he made some calls and

discovered there was a dealer in all records and tapes in town.

He went and bought it yesterday.

Are you okay?

If Fernanda decides to smash her videotape now, what happens?

If the tape you came from is destroyed, there's no way to open the portal or get

back home.

Then it'll be impossible to rescue Mum and Dad.

We have to sneak in and get that tape back now.

Yes, but how are we going to do that? You're not exactly an expert at sneaking

into places.

No, but I know someone who is.

Who?

Hi. Do you remember me?

You're Kevin. You smell like cheese.

Thank you for saving me.

It's fine.

You remember Katie?

And this is Leo.

Totally rad.

I'm so glad you're okay.

When the caretaker smashed your tape, I thought you were gone for good.

Anything to eat?

Not right now. Look, we need your help.

Some people have trapped my parents inside a tape and we need your help to

them back.

Can you help us?

That's not food, that's potpourri.

Here, have some biscuits.

Fig rolls.

Thanks, but no thanks.

Pooka, please.

This is important.

You need to get to the TV at the end of the hall and eject the tape without

anyone seeing.

Do you think you can do that?

No problemo.

Thanks, because we really... Are you eating the potpourri?

Okay, you have to get to that TV and eject the tape.

And try to be as quiet as possible, so... Oh.

He's already gone.

The

tape,

Peter. Get the tape.

Oh,

I know an expert at sticking into places.

Great idea, Kevin. Fine, I'll do it myself.

Give it to me. Get a hold of me. Hand it over.

Stop. Leave him alone.

Katie.

Drop it.

Give

me

that now.

Leo, what do you think you're doing?

Writing my own story

It's broken!

Let's see!

Turn off the TV before we're all pulled in!

The lock on the portal is open! The stronger you become!

I can't!

Let's get as far away from here as possible.

No.

We can't. What do you mean we can't? We have to. But don't you see?

If we run now, we'll never stop running.

We're not the enemy. But it doesn't matter what we say.

They think we're the bad guys and want to send us away.

We have to show them we're not.

We have to go back and save them. But how?

We can't get close enough to turn off the TV without getting pulled in.

Perhaps I can be a therapist.

Hello again.

What would you say to some positive, constructive communication to reach a

-win solution?

So, what will you do now?

I'm going to move out and apply to art college to work on my manga drawing.

That's great.

And how does it feel to finally take charge of your own story?

It's scary.

I've no clue what I'm doing, but I don't know, I kind of like it.

Totally rad.

Do you know when I said you were nothing like the person in your videos?

Well, I was right.

You were a million times cooler.

Can I ask you something?

What was it like back in your show?

Sometimes I think I feel more at home in my show.

It's boring.

Really?

Life in the TV is the same every day.

In the real world, anything can happen.

You can do whatever you want.

I guess I hadn't thought of it like that.

So we've almost reached an agreement.

We're free to stay in the real world as long as no one else learns our secret.

And we'll check in with the society every six months.

The one issue we haven't yet agreed on is who gets to hold on to the last copy

of the Kelly's videotape.

It's only insurance policy that it's all.

You mean leverage?

To hold over us in case he's changed his mind and wants to send us back?

No, that's not exactly accurate. I'd say it's pretty accurate.

Very accurate. We were so close to a solution. Can I make a suggestion?

Heaven!

Come on.

Let's go home.

Are you sure you have everything now?

Yeah. You too, Kevin.

Another successful weekend away for the Kelly family.

Could have been worse. At least no one tried to kidnap us.

True. And we did save the puka.

And I finally did some yoga.

And I kissed a boy.

You what?

Speaking of the puka, I was thinking, could he come and live with us?

I mean, he doesn't really know anyone else in the real world.

I'm not sure how that would work, love.

He can stay in my room. We can get bunk beds.

Kevin?

Pooka?

So long, suckers.

Oh.

I guess the Pooka had other ideas.

That's my car.

Where's he going?

Is he coming back?

How does he even know how to drive?

I think there's an important lesson to be learned here.

You know, there doesn't always have to be something to learn.

This is real life, not a story.

Are you sure?

When you were on our TV show, I bet you thought that was real life too.

Yeah, but if this was just a story, we'd know.

Wouldn't we?

Of course we would.

Don't be ridiculous.