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Here goes banana cricket!

Here goes banana cricket!

Great news! We got our path to convention con!

You mean con con?

The world's biggest gathering for fans of comic books, movies, TV, and social

awkwardness? Bingo!

And that new hit movie I'm in, 13 Amazing Action Pics, is premiering

You're in a movie?

Yeah, didn't you guys notice? I've been away shooting it for months.

Then who have we been playing this board game with?

I can see how you mixed this up. He's quite the dashing Mr. Pillow Guy.

Con Con is nothing but a money -making cash grab for guys with ridiculous comic

book ideas.

And that's awesome!

Because I'm going to think of a ridiculous money -making superhero comic

idea right now.

And I'm going to win first place in the costume contest as... Aluminum Woman

Man! From my favorite sci -fi show, Professor, huh?

Professor who?

No, huh, that's who.

Huh? It's who?

Whoa, no spoilers.

Well, I'll be hunting for the rarest of cutesy meow -meows collectibles.

Ooh,

cutesy meow -meows, I love you so much.

This is going to be the greatest convention ever!

Pinko Banana Cricket's gonna get our nerd on a con -con high -five!

Unbelievable! Pink made me again!

13 Amazing Action Pigs. The movie that I'm in. Me banana.

I mean, cricket.

I mean, goat.

No, pig.

They're so similar.

13 Amazing Action Pigs is about to debut.

I'm in this movie.

Wow, that makes you better than me.

Bushy bushy.

Greetings. I am Octopus King of the Nerds.

Which one of the 13 action pigs are you?

Karate action pig?

Nope. Awesome action pig?

Nope.

Choppy action pig?

Nope. I'm the broom.

Wee Willie Winkies.

There's going to be a broom?

Oh, I got to twirt about it.

Clerk McGurk, what are you doing here?

I'm making my movie debut.

Me too.

We're totally action pig movie debut bro mama bro -sives.

Yeah. We'll see about that.

Oh, oh, oh.

You did this.

Time to save the universe.

But how can I save the universe when the floor needs sweeping?

It's time to get the broom.

Everybody look.

This is my big moment.

What the?

Hey!

Clerk, my jerk!

Sike.

But I'm the broom, not him!

I remember, because I was there!

This pig is a liar! I'm the awesome broom!

Come gather around me and tell me how great I am.

Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.

He lied to us.

I gotta twirl about this.

He's the one who's lying, not me.

I want a shoulder ride.

All this bad news is giving me a tummy ache.

Arnold Fartzenegger, what are you doing here?

Prepare you to stop being a whiny, swiny baby pig.

Go and find that Kirk McGurk and show him and the whole convention that you're

manly broom.

But I don't know.

I know.

You must do it now.

Thank you, Arnold Fartzenegger. You always give the best advice.

Go, and don't be back, pig boy.

No. To prepare for the role, I lived with a family of brooms for nine years.

So you all think Clark McGurk is the real awesome action broom, huh?

I am the awesome action broom.

Really? Sick me, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

You got it, pig broom.

Then if you're not a liar, liar, pants on fire, you should be able to sweep

up.

Fine. Step aside.

There.

Totally bruined it up.

They steal a mess on the floor.

Not for long, there's not.

I'm not done yet.

Yeah, he's not done yet.

I'm so gonna twirt about this.

It's the Isle of Power!

It's the Mona Lisa!

It's the Mona Larry!

I can't move.

Let me out of here.

You're crushing my gazonga. Sure, McGurk, as soon as you fat stop.

Okay, I admit it. I took Pig out of the movie and replaced him with me.

I just wanted to be a cool broom.

Just once.

I always believed Pig, even when I didn't. Hey, let's lift Pig

up instead.

Doigy Doigy Pickledy Doo.

Banana,

what are you doing?

Oh, uh, uh, definitely not working on a comic book to fill a con con.

But if I were, what do you like better, Spider -Bug or Captain Crust or, uh, or

Macho Rabbit? Comics are for dum -dums. So stop being a dum -dum, you dum -dum,

and get back to work, dum -dum.

Yeah,

that gives me an idea.

Get him while they're dum -dum.

Ranger Dum -Dum looks a lot like Ranger Rhino.

Aren't you worried he's going to see this and then funeralize you?

Are you kidding?

I'm not scared of ghosts.

I can't let him see this stuff. He'll funeralize me.

Hey, what you reading there, young Tom?

Red's a rhino.

Oh, it's looking great. Hey, love the hat.

But I thought you said comics were dumb.

Comics are dumb.

Fantastical wizard cinema mashups are totally magical.

What's in your mouth?

Banana, did you make a comic about me?

Do you really think I would insult you with a comic book? After all we've been

through together?

That really hurts my feelings.

Sorry, Banana.

I should have known you'd never make fun of me.

You think I'm a dum -dum? I am going to funeralize you.

I didn't make those comics.

He did it. Oh, he did, did he?

Stop eating.

Take that!

This is just a pillow that slightly resembles a pig!

Banana!

It's Ranger Dum -Dum.

You mean you think Ranger Dum -Dum is cool?

I'm jolly going to be you for Halloween.

Thank you. Thank you.

I'm the guy who made that comic. And don't worry.

I have lots of ideas for Ranger Dum -Dum. And so do I.

Get to work.

No. Make me. And my belly button should be deeper than that. And bigger muscles.

And more villainous lips.

But Reggie! Banana!

I knew I should have gone with Captain Crud.

Cricket!

Seen it. Got it. Got five.

Have that and mint. Nice try.

Really? Well, we got one maybe you ain't seen.

It's so beautiful.

I've heard tales about such mythical meow -meows, but never believed they

real. I'll take it.

No, no, no, no, no, no. I'll take it. What do we do, Whirlybird?

That can only go to a real big meow -meow fan.

Okay, first of all, it shoots you meow -meows, and I am the single biggest fan

in the world.

I'll pay double whatever this grasshopper offers for that.

Grass what?

Excuse me, my mullet -headed friend, but I've already made a deal with these

fine glazed little brosephs. Well, hold on there now.

We said it can only go to the world's biggest fan.

That might be this here mussel dog.

What? This doofy doofus? Do you even know who cutesy meow meows is?

Are you kidding?

Sometimes that adorable little kitten -faced sweetheart is all that makes

in this crazy world.

But sometimes.

If you're such a big fan, what's your favorite snack?

Fried bologna. Everyone knows that. Do you even know where she comes from?

Ha! Like I don't know she comes from the Rainbow Outhouse in the Andromeda

Galaxy. Well, golly. It seems like y 'all are both pretty big fans.

The only way to figure this thing out is a belch -all.

That's right. Wait, what?

Whoever blasts the biggest belch wins.

I can walk.

I can see.

You guys cute kind of sick, Sammy.

This one's too close to go.

That's it.

I'm the biggest fan and I'll prove it.

I know a little cutesy who goes meow, meow.

And when she drops on by, I go, wow, wow.

Is she kind? Is she nice?

Do I love her merchandise? Oh, yes, I do love you.

Cutie meow, meow.

And there's nothing I won't do for thou, thou.

In my heart, I hold you dear.

You're even on my underwear.

I do love you.

Cutie Meow Meow.

If you love Cutie Meow Meow, then say, how, how do you do?

If you don't like her, then ch -ch -chow -chow. Goodbye.

She is kind.

She is good.

I love her more than a grown man should.

Meow Meow's here.

Meow Meow's there.

I wear them on my underwear.

They're reasonably priced, though, don't you fret.

You haven't collected all 40 yet.

She's so cute, I cannot stand it. Find them all is a wonderful habit. Oh, my

little cutie, meow, meows, pow, pow.

Looks like we got ourselves a tie.

Only one way to settle a tie.

Battle fighting!

If that's what it takes, I'll do it.

Prepare to face the wrath of...

That settles it. The mullet -headed dog wins.

Yes. Come to daddy.

Wait a minute. That's no cutesy meow -meows. It appears to be made of...

Macaroni and cheese?

Mac and cheese?

These glazed grifters have been taking us for a ride. You are messing with the

wrong petting collectors, dude.

These are the rarest of all Cutie Meow Meow's figurines. One for you and one

me. I just want to squeeze them so hard.

Come on, Shrag Daddy.

Let's buy him some pajamas.

Go!

Oh, boy.

I am so excited for the costume contest.

I hope I win.

Nice costume, Goat, but I think you're in the wrong contest.

Really? Why?

Oh, because this isn't the most pathetic, stupidest, lamest costume for

Ghost Contest.

Excuse me, young lady.

Have you seen the lizard jocks?

OMG,

OMG, it's you!

You're the actor that plays Professor, huh? I'm a huge fan of your TV show.

You're my favorite actor of the 19 actors who have played Professor. Why,

you, my young freak.

Say, you look a little down in the dumps, which seems to be the problem.

Oh, nothing.

I just wanted to win the costume contest, but my costume kind of stinks

toilet. I wish someone could help make it better.

I can freshen up your toilet costume.

You just have to follow my instructions to the letter.

Do you hear me, cowwoman?

I'm a goat. Good for you. Now, the first thing we'll need is nacho cheese and

lots of it!

Yes! That is not what I thought you were going to say.

There! Hold your farming buns over there and bring back all that nacho cheese.

But the nacho cheese fountain is blocked by that impenetrable wall of BO and

super moist nacho burps.

Okay, ew.

Oh! Oh, come on! Oh, please!

Oh, no!

Now, if you don't mind my asking, why do we need a barrel of nacho cheese to

make my costume?

Excellent question.

I will tell you right after we get some sweat from the most famous sweaty person

in all of Con Con, Perspiration Pete.

Perspiration Pete.

Perspiration Pete.

But where is he?

But be careful. He doesn't like people messing with his sweat. Do people mess

with his...

the time.

Hey, give me back my sweat.

contest of course you don't we haven't mixed it with denture cream yet oh wait

what quickly i know right where to get some from my mother from your mother but

she's not going to give up her precious denture cream easily you'll have to

fight her for it you want me to fight your mother

You did it, goat.

You destroyed my mother.

Here's the denture cream.

I don't want your denture cream.

You're obviously some kind of nutzoid. You can't help me win the costume

contest. I can't believe I wasted my time with this garbage.

You're wasting your time, all right. All the way to the victory circle. Come

with me.

See? We're too late.

Lila Twinkle Pipe's already won.

Not yet, she hasn't.

We're the lizard jocks from the inside of the moon.

Leather jocks.

Now we're going to use our big -time stupid guns to destroy this entire huge

garbage can that we all hate.

Quick, dump this nacho cheese, sweat, and dental cream over everyone.

It's the only way to protect us.

That dunk will protect us?

Of course it will. That was my plan all along. Then again, I'm insane.

So who knows if it will work.

Nacho cheese and denture cream?

That's my favorite!

That woman has no sense of boundaries.

Pick up!