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Here goes banana cricket!

Here goes banana cricket!

I think a roof

just exploded!

Who cares? Those are land people problems.

We're on an awesome cruise ship now.

Yeah, this ship is amazing.

But why do they call it the SS Fortanix? Because it goes really far.

Farther than any ship in the entire world.

It's so big it's even got a hardware store, a dry cleaner, and a railroad.

This is the life.

Yes, but while you suckers paid full price for your tickets, I went on

cheapgarbageboatrides .biz and saved 50 cents on my vacation package.

Boom! Chairs and drinks don't come with your discount package.

They don't? Then what does?

The sneaker full of flounder milk.

Okay.

Relaxing garbage can to lounge in and a Swedish massage.

Really?

Oh, I mean a punch in the thorax.

Cricket, tell you what. I'll just pay your extra 50 cents and you can get your

lounge chair and umbrella drink back.

Don't be silly, goat.

part of this vacation, saving 50 wonderful cents.

Now, who wants to hit that giant Olympic -sized pool?

Why not?

Not so fast.

Here's your pool.

But this is just a puddle of hot coffee.

Hot!

from my hot coffee workout.

I think I'll go check into my room and take a nap. 3 .30?

3 .31?

Hey, Ferguson is a pretty good dancer.

Of course he is. I made it.

Jeez, I wonder where my room is.

Your room is, like, right over there.

It's the discount passenger room.

What?

This room is only four inches wide.

How am I supposed to fit in there?

It's easy.

Like this.

Thanks.

It's so cozy.

But what about my luggage?

Here you go.

Thanks.

I've got to go to the bathroom, but I can't move.

No problem. I'll just stretch my Heimquakers out the window.

It's an emergency.

Then again, I did save 50 wonderful cents.

How much did I save?

Well, let's just say it was more than 40 cents.

Five booth niggas.

I'd rather take a cheap game cricket.

Oh, no. Hide me. If he finds me, he'll throw me out of the party.

If he's not here, it's too bad.

If I have the coupon.

Be strong. You can resist a deal.

Ten men off Antenowag.

Sorry, cheapo cheapolini, but you're going to work off every second of fun

just illegally had.

the week off because I told my dumb boss I was sick!

Sick of working!

Who's with me? Banana!

Ranger Rhino? What are you doing here? You told me you were sick!

I am sick! I have no idea where I am!

I better go see a doctor! Not so fast! You lied to me and now I'm gonna fight!

Who is that fine piece of chicken?

You mean Owl Woman Lady?

You know her?

Her? No, no.

Then you're fired.

Oh, you mean her.

Yeah, we're kind of best friends.

You are?

I'll tell you what, Banana.

You get me a date with that bodacious, feathery angel, and I won't fire you.

OK. I guess. I could do that.

Owl Woman Lady?

Allow me to introduce my very annoying... My friend...

Ranger Rhino.

Oh!

Banana, your friend is an idiot.

I'll be going now. Good day.

Could have been worse.

No, I take that back. It actually couldn't have been worse.

Fix this or you're fired.

Isn't she beautiful?

We're talking about Owl Woman Lady, right?

Whenever I'm around her, I get all loopy -goopy, mama loopy, you know? What do

you even say to a woman that beautiful?

You say nothing. From now on, I do all the talking.

How is that going to work? Because I'm going to be inside your mouth talking

you.

Whoa,

when was the last time you brushed your teeth?

Are you sure this will work?

Of course I'm sure.

I really hope this works.

You! I hope you're through throwing food in my face.

I just have one question.

Do people call you appetizer? Because those are some hot wings.

How fresh.

Please keep going.

If you were a library book, I'd check you out.

Oh, dear.

I'm swooning. What else you got?

Banana, don't blow it.

I got it. My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin E.

Oh, my.

I've never met someone so romantic.

I'm afraid I can't contain myself any longer.

Silver Tongue Casanova, who was whispering those sweet nothings. Did you

you could get my feathers all in a ruffle without a dance?

You want to dance with me?

I want to dance with you!

Absolutely!

What?

Oh, Banana, you're so right on your feet.

Downy!

trying to steal my girl! Not steal your girl! Every horrible piece of her!

You think my girl's horrible?

Banana, I'm gonna get you!

Banana, I'm gonna get you!

You don't want me.

I got the mumps, the dumps, and the clumps. Banana?

Banana.

Ranger Rhino, you're the best kisser on the S .S. Titanic.

Would you like to stroll along the poop deck with me?

I'd be delighted.

And that's how you save your job.

Simple as that.

What's the matter with you?

Oh, I'm just sick of my skeleton is all.

Why?

Because it's taking up too much room in my body. Room I could be using for

pickles.

Hey, my skeleton.

What are you doing out of my body?

All you do is complain.

Well, I'm sick of it. And you know what else?

Pickles stink.

It's just this wriggly, jiggly, squishy thing.

I can eat all the things I wanna with no fear. There's no bones about it. Taking

up room in here.

I'm free to gobble up every pickle.

Not just one or two.

But if you get in my way at the big buffet, I might just gobble up you.

Just kidding.

A jar of pickles? That's my favorite.

Now I can eat all I want and not worry about my stupid dumb skeleton that I

taking up valuable pickle space!

Hey, I can't open it!

My fingers are all mushy because

I don't have a skeleton!

Oh no!

Skeleton! Come back!

My skeleton!

Let me in! Let me in!

Sorry, pig.

No shirt, no skeleton, no servants.

What do you think of this? An ooze cruise?

I miss my skeleton. I do need it. I need it a lot.

I can't even open the jar of pickles without it.

Huh?

What are you doing? You belong inside of me.

Sorry, pig.

I found someone new.

Meet J. Jelly Jellyfish, my new body.

But, but, but, but... You heard you, skeleton.

It's with me now. So scratch.

Oh, no.

I'm going to be a big boneless blobby slobby for the rest of my life.

wanted to steer a ship.

I was the captain of my high school delusion team, so I'm totally qualified.

Oh, no!

You didn't knock him into the water with your crazy staring, did you? Of course

not. He's right over there.

What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do?

Break open in case you knock the captain off the ship and you have to pretend

that you're the captain.

Oh, perfect.

Here I am.

Captain, there you are. We have an emergency.

It's time to pick our raffle winner.

Now reach into my rooty -tooty bag of booty and pull out the name of the lucky

ducky.

And the winner of the deluxe all -expense paid dinner with Captain

is... Goat. Me?

No, you're Captain Sassafras.

Do I really have to go to that dinner?

Yes, because otherwise I'll think you're really Goat and you're just disguising

yourself as Captain Sassafras because you knocked him off the boat with your

crazy steering.

I, uh, I get that.

What time is dinner again?

Ooh, right now.

Right now?

Uh, be right back.

Whoa!

Congratulations,

Goat. Now don't be nervous.

The two of you have a lot in common.

More than you know.

Hmm. I wonder out loud where Captain Sassafras is.

It's unlike him to be so late to dinner. I didn't knock him in the ocean.

What was that?

Um, knock him into ocean.

My Japanese hairdresser. She's fabulous.

Oh, there's Captain Sassafras.

Where?

There you are, Captain.

Tonight, you're going to be having dinner with Goat. Oh, I've never met

I hear she's wonderful.

into the ocean. Yes, I've heard that, too.

Isn't that right, Goat?

Now, where did Goat go?

Well, looks like she's a no -show. Just cancel the whole hoo -ha.

Nonsense. I've been organizing these dinner raffle thing -a -ma -jing -a

for the last 64 years.

And I'll be peanut buttered and jellied if I can't make this one happen.

Oops. My shoes are untied.

Goat? Of course I'm Goat. Why in the fling -flying flergen? wouldn't you

am goat?

Don't you just hate when your nose hair gets all like that and whatnot?

Now, let me get one picture of the two of you together.

Together?

Like at the same time?

I insist.

What am I going to do? What am I going to do?

And you stay put right here while I go get the captain.

Wait a second.

Is there something wrong?

Yes. Something is deeply wrong.

Deadly wrong.

These flowers, they're totally blocking your good side.

Now get a little closer.

Closer. Don't worry. He's not going to bite.

Perfection.

That's a surprise.

There's an emergency.

Another apple?

No, an iceberg!

Iceberg! Iceberg!

Iceberg!

Iceberg!

What am I going to do? What am I going to do?

I think someone needs to sink this SS bot, can

they? Yeah!

guys. Maybe I can't open a pickle jar, but I sure as hergle -gurgle Dr.

Squirgle can save this ship.

Hergle -gurgle Dr.

Squirgle, what does that mean?

No, pig.

What you did there was simply amazing.

Can I be your skeleton again?

I brought pickles.

Oinky doinky, piggledy doo.

You sure can.

Jolly good.