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Here goes banana cricket!
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Here goes banana cricket!
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I think a roof
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just exploded!
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Who cares? Those are land people
problems.
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We're on an awesome cruise ship now.
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Yeah, this ship is amazing.
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But why do they call it the SS Fortanix?
Because it goes really far.
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Farther than any ship in the entire
world.
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It's so big it's even got a hardware
store, a dry cleaner, and a railroad.
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This is the life.
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Yes, but while you suckers paid full
price for your tickets, I went on
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cheapgarbageboatrides .biz and saved 50
cents on my vacation package.
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Boom! Chairs and drinks don't come with
your discount package.
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They don't? Then what does?
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The sneaker full of flounder milk.
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Okay.
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Relaxing garbage can to lounge in and a
Swedish massage.
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Really?
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Oh, I mean a punch in the thorax.
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Cricket, tell you what. I'll just pay
your extra 50 cents and you can get your
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lounge chair and umbrella drink back.
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Don't be silly, goat.
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part of this vacation, saving 50
wonderful cents.
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Now, who wants to hit that giant Olympic
-sized pool?
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Why not?
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Not so fast.
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Here's your pool.
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But this is just a puddle of hot coffee.
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Hot!
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from my hot coffee workout.
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I think I'll go check into my room and
take a nap. 3 .30?
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3 .31?
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Hey, Ferguson is a pretty good dancer.
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Of course he is. I made it.
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Jeez, I wonder where my room is.
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Your room is, like, right over there.
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It's the discount passenger room.
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What?
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This room is only four inches wide.
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How am I supposed to fit in there?
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It's easy.
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Like this.
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Thanks.
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It's so cozy.
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But what about my luggage?
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Here you go.
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Thanks.
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I've got to go to the bathroom, but I
can't move.
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No problem. I'll just stretch my
Heimquakers out the window.
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It's an emergency.
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Then again, I did save 50 wonderful
cents.
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How much did I save?
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Well, let's just say it was more than 40
cents.
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Five booth niggas.
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I'd rather take a cheap game cricket.
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Oh, no. Hide me. If he finds me, he'll
throw me out of the party.
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If he's not here, it's too bad.
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If I have the coupon.
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Be strong. You can resist a deal.
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Ten men off Antenowag.
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Sorry, cheapo cheapolini, but you're
going to work off every second of fun
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just illegally had.
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the week off because I told my dumb boss
I was sick!
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Sick of working!
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Who's with me? Banana!
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Ranger Rhino? What are you doing here?
You told me you were sick!
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I am sick! I have no idea where I am!
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I better go see a doctor! Not so fast!
You lied to me and now I'm gonna fight!
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Who is that fine piece of chicken?
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You mean Owl Woman Lady?
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You know her?
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Her? No, no.
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Then you're fired.
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Oh, you mean her.
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Yeah, we're kind of best friends.
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You are?
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I'll tell you what, Banana.
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You get me a date with that bodacious,
feathery angel, and I won't fire you.
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OK. I guess. I could do that.
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Owl Woman Lady?
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Allow me to introduce my very
annoying... My friend...
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Ranger Rhino.
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Oh!
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Banana, your friend is an idiot.
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I'll be going now. Good day.
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Could have been worse.
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No, I take that back. It actually
couldn't have been worse.
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Fix this or you're fired.
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Isn't she beautiful?
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We're talking about Owl Woman Lady,
right?
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Whenever I'm around her, I get all loopy
-goopy, mama loopy, you know? What do
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you even say to a woman that beautiful?
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You say nothing. From now on, I do all
the talking.
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How is that going to work? Because I'm
going to be inside your mouth talking
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you.
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Whoa,
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when was the last time you brushed your
teeth?
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Are you sure this will work?
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Of course I'm sure.
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I really hope this works.
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You! I hope you're through throwing food
in my face.
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I just have one question.
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Do people call you appetizer? Because
those are some hot wings.
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How fresh.
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Please keep going.
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If you were a library book, I'd check
you out.
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Oh, dear.
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I'm swooning. What else you got?
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Banana, don't blow it.
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I got it. My doctor says I'm lacking
vitamin E.
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Oh, my.
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I've never met someone so romantic.
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I'm afraid I can't contain myself any
longer.
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Silver Tongue Casanova, who was
whispering those sweet nothings. Did you
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you could get my feathers all in a
ruffle without a dance?
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You want to dance with me?
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I want to dance with you!
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Absolutely!
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What?
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Oh, Banana, you're so right on your
feet.
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Downy!
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trying to steal my girl! Not steal your
girl! Every horrible piece of her!
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You think my girl's horrible?
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Banana, I'm gonna get you!
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Banana, I'm gonna get you!
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You don't want me.
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I got the mumps, the dumps, and the
clumps. Banana?
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Banana.
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Ranger Rhino, you're the best kisser on
the S .S. Titanic.
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Would you like to stroll along the poop
deck with me?
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I'd be delighted.
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And that's how you save your job.
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Simple as that.
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What's the matter with you?
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Oh, I'm just sick of my skeleton is all.
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Why?
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Because it's taking up too much room in
my body. Room I could be using for
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pickles.
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Hey, my skeleton.
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What are you doing out of my body?
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All you do is complain.
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Well, I'm sick of it. And you know what
else?
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Pickles stink.
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It's just this wriggly, jiggly, squishy
thing.
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I can eat all the things I wanna with no
fear. There's no bones about it. Taking
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up room in here.
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I'm free to gobble up every pickle.
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Not just one or two.
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But if you get in my way at the big
buffet, I might just gobble up you.
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Just kidding.
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A jar of pickles? That's my favorite.
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Now I can eat all I want and not worry
about my stupid dumb skeleton that I
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taking up valuable pickle space!
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Hey, I can't open it!
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My fingers are all mushy because
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I don't have a skeleton!
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Oh no!
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Skeleton! Come back!
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My skeleton!
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Let me in! Let me in!
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Sorry, pig.
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No shirt, no skeleton, no servants.
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What do you think of this? An ooze
cruise?
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I miss my skeleton. I do need it. I need
it a lot.
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I can't even open the jar of pickles
without it.
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Huh?
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What are you doing? You belong inside of
me.
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Sorry, pig.
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I found someone new.
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Meet J. Jelly Jellyfish, my new body.
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But, but, but, but... You heard you,
skeleton.
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It's with me now. So scratch.
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Oh, no.
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I'm going to be a big boneless blobby
slobby for the rest of my life.
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wanted to steer a ship.
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I was the captain of my high school
delusion team, so I'm totally qualified.
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Oh, no!
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You didn't knock him into the water with
your crazy staring, did you? Of course
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not. He's right over there.
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What am I going to do? What am I going
to do? What am I going to do?
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Break open in case you knock the captain
off the ship and you have to pretend
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that you're the captain.
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Oh, perfect.
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Here I am.
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Captain, there you are. We have an
emergency.
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It's time to pick our raffle winner.
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Now reach into my rooty -tooty bag of
booty and pull out the name of the lucky
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ducky.
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And the winner of the deluxe all
-expense paid dinner with Captain
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is... Goat. Me?
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No, you're Captain Sassafras.
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Do I really have to go to that dinner?
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Yes, because otherwise I'll think you're
really Goat and you're just disguising
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yourself as Captain Sassafras because
you knocked him off the boat with your
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crazy steering.
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I, uh, I get that.
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What time is dinner again?
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Ooh, right now.
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Right now?
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Uh, be right back.
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Whoa!
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Congratulations,
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Goat. Now don't be nervous.
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The two of you have a lot in common.
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More than you know.
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Hmm. I wonder out loud where Captain
Sassafras is.
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It's unlike him to be so late to dinner.
I didn't knock him in the ocean.
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What was that?
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Um, knock him into ocean.
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My Japanese hairdresser. She's fabulous.
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Oh, there's Captain Sassafras.
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Where?
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There you are, Captain.
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Tonight, you're going to be having
dinner with Goat. Oh, I've never met
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I hear she's wonderful.
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into the ocean. Yes, I've heard that,
too.
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Isn't that right, Goat?
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Now, where did Goat go?
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Well, looks like she's a no -show. Just
cancel the whole hoo -ha.
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Nonsense. I've been organizing these
dinner raffle thing -a -ma -jing -a
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for the last 64 years.
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And I'll be peanut buttered and jellied
if I can't make this one happen.
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Oops. My shoes are untied.
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Goat? Of course I'm Goat. Why in the
fling -flying flergen? wouldn't you
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am goat?
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Don't you just hate when your nose hair
gets all like that and whatnot?
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Now, let me get one picture of the two
of you together.
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Together?
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Like at the same time?
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I insist.
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What am I going to do? What am I going
to do?
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And you stay put right here while I go
get the captain.
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Wait a second.
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Is there something wrong?
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Yes. Something is deeply wrong.
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Deadly wrong.
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These flowers, they're totally blocking
your good side.
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Now get a little closer.
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Closer. Don't worry. He's not going to
bite.
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Perfection.
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That's a surprise.
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There's an emergency.
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Another apple?
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No, an iceberg!
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Iceberg! Iceberg!
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Iceberg!
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Iceberg!
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What am I going to do? What am I going
to do?
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I think someone needs to sink this SS
bot, can
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they? Yeah!
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guys. Maybe I can't open a pickle jar,
but I sure as hergle -gurgle Dr.
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Squirgle can save this ship.
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Hergle -gurgle Dr.
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Squirgle, what does that mean?
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No, pig.
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What you did there was simply amazing.
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Can I be your skeleton again?
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I brought pickles.
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Oinky doinky, piggledy doo.
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You sure can.
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Jolly good.
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