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Guys,

look out the window! The circus is coming to town!

being tented for rats.

Not that tent. The one next to it.

Ah, that's just Illegal Lenny's Car Dealership, where every deal's a steal.

Literally. Not that tent.

The one next to it.

It's right.

It really is the circus.

And not just any circus.

It's Mr.

Dingaling's Sensational Circus of Marvelous. mediocrity.

A second -rate circus? That's my eighth favorite thing.

I want to go.

Me too.

It's all I've ever wanted to do in my lousy, horrible life.

Pick up Banana Cricket. We're going to the circus. High five.

Hiya, Mr.

Dingaling. Hi, kids. You're just in time.

Really? For what?

For me to close the circus.

Close that circus!

Yeah, open your squinty eyes.

Take a look around.

No one wants to come to my circus.

It's incredibly stupid and lame and boring and dumb.

You can't shut the ding -a -ling circus down!

How else will we see ancient and outdated forms of questionable

The deep web?

I know we're just a mismatched bunch of animals and a fruit. See, I remembered,

Mr. Not an Onion.

But you just tell us what to do to help, and we'll do it. Yeah, we're going to

do it. Well, if you really want to help save my terrible circus, you can start

with my collection of weird and bizarre oddities.

Oddities give me the heebie -greebies. I need them to be turned into high

-octane, energized, amazing.

that can excite today's jaded audiences.

Helping oddities is my specialty.

Operation Auditorium Makeover begins in... Fire for a three, two... Go!

Hiya, goofballs. I am Goat, and I'm here to help jazz up this auditorium.

And my brilliant three -step plan begins with introducing yourselves.

I'm Muscle Nose. I have a big arm on my face.

See? Where?

Just joking. I see it.

Who are you?

Kitty Fist. Meow, meow.

Your face smells like rats.

Back off, dude!

I'm Knife Head, and I accidentally stab people in their booties a lot. Sorry.

That's okay.

What's your deal, handsome? You look perfectly normal.

I want to suck your blood!

Oh, my goodness!

Tenlip Tina, you're a legend!

I have always wanted to work with you.

Yeah, I know, right?

Okay, team, part two of my plan.

Makeover!

You'll look great in this hairdo Lila Twinklepipes rocked at the Awesome

Really? You think so?

Ow.

Ow.

Ow. Hey, you got some very insubordinate hair.

Wait, I know.

Oh, it's so elegant.

Thank you, goat.

Dracula Stomach, you're next.

I run to suck your blood.

Yeah, I get it. Here, try this little number on.

Probiotic Pepe wore it when he blew up the smoothie awards.

There. You'll look magnificent.

Yum.

Um, it wasn't blood.

That was a $2 ,000 tuxedo.

of my brilliant plan, singing a song about the great job I just did. And hit

Goat, I was feeling so blue, but then you gave me a new hairdo. And now your

life is a big one -de -doo. No!

My life was gotten now, but then you gave me a rhinestone collar with

an itty -bitty bell.

I sure did.

fancy -pantsy people when I could go home and look at my mother.

Ouch!

What did you do to my oddities?

I know. They're all gorgeous and stuff.

You know what else they are?

Fired! But I made them beautiful.

Big deal.

Nobody wants to see beautiful oddities.

Unless they're dressed head to kitty fist in my latest fashion.

World -renowned fashion designer Calvin Klam.

That's right. And these guys are...

Perfect. Hot.

Long.

Fashion. Hop in my style truck. It's fashion week and we've got catwalk to

throt. Hang gold.

Smell you later.

What in the egg benedict am I going to do now?

I'm going to have to shut down the oddity tent.

Sorry, Goat. I'm not used to driving these big rigamajigs.

That's incredible, Goat. You've turned yourself into the greatest oddity ever.

People are going to love you.

Oh, there you are.

What are you doing under there, Mr. Ding -a -ling?

Uh... I like the smell of elephant feet.

It cheers me up.

Well, this won't really cheer you up. I'm going to make a fortune and take

failing circus.

How are you going to do that? You're just a silly yellow sausage without any

skills or intelligence.

Yes, but I'm also a banana, king of the midway.

Observe. Step right up and win a prize. Come one, come all.

Well, would you look at that? A tiny crowd is forming.

Oh, I think I'll thank you there.

Toss a ring onto a stick and you win one of these luxurious prizes.

Eh, I don't know. It looks really complicated.

Oh, come on. Don't be a wimp your whole life. Give it a shot.

This uncoordinated goop will never come.

prizes. See ya. Smell ya later. Bye -bye. Take care. Brush your hair.

Banana, what are we gonna do?

We got no prizes left.

Relax, Ding Dong Junior.

We don't need any more prizes.

Cause Banana has an el magnifico idea.

Step right up and win a fantabulous prize.

To be determined later.

Whoa, looky there, Whirlybird. A squirtacular chance to win a prize.

to be determined later.

Let's do it.

Have fun squirting those squirt guns without any water.

What the? Where the? Who the? This is the

best game ever. I know.

We can pick a frozen banana like a ball.

What else is going to win? That's a banana guarantee.

Hey, sucker.

I mean, tiny goosey.

Ready to play knock down the milk bottle adventure?

Knock the milk bottles down and win a prize.

But what's the prize?

You don't have any left.

We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.

Because you ain't winning nothing.

Hooray, we've reached that bridge.

What do I win?

I, uh, I kind of don't have any prizes.

What? That's baloney. What a ripoff.

Fine, I'm just going to take your whole booth then. So, yeah.

When did the helping me start?

I give you the yellow pledge of honor that no more prizes or booths will be

ever again.

No one's going to be able to lift this hammer.

Step right up and test your strength.

Which one of you noodley nerds has the strength to lift this hammer and hit

bell?

I'm going to smash the Bea Arthur out of your little circus game.

Go ahead. Give it your best.

Ha ha.

You didn't ring the bell.

Not a winner.

Not a winner?

We'll see about that.

Mr.

Ding -a -ling, Mr. Ding -a -ling.

Pig, I'm busy.

But it's important.

I know what your circus really needs.

Money? Think bigger.

Another elephant?

Think smaller.

Clowns that shower?

Think more bugs.

I was.

A flea circus.

I'm going to make you a flea circus to save your regular circus.

Wow. Do you really think that will work? I've got a flea -ling. It will.

See how I did that?

But first, I got to find some fleas.

Hello. Can I help you?

Pig morning.

I'm Pig.

And I'm looking for fleas. And I wonder if you might have some, because you're a

dog and stuff.

Yes, I am a dog who lives in a dog house. Ergo, I must have fleas, am I

Well, I am a good dog, okay?

Who's a good dog? Me! I'm a good doggie, and I don't have fleas, do I? No, I

don't! If you want fleas, try Fleabag!

But Fleabag has the worst shipping, and I need fleas now!

I know! If fleas like dirty dogs, they're gonna love me!

Look at me, please. Look at how dirty I am.

I'm a dirty dog.

This is not sanitary.

Check it out, please.

Someone's being filthy.

You'll get messed up, son.

Oh, I know. Hold me, Daddy.

Hey, Toby, was that a filthy dog?

Kind of looks like a pig, but who cares as long as it's filthy.

Come on, guys.

We got something gross to live on.

Oh, he's filthy.

Finally. This dog is the grossest.

Hooray!

Oh, boy, I did it. I'm coming.

We don't want no circus.

We just want to chillax here with your stink.

We won't make you itchy.

Well, if you don't want to be a flea circus, I guess I'll just go over there

jump in that bath.

No. Not the bath.

Don't clean us. We hate beds.

No.

If you don't do it. What did I say? I'm going to take a bath. I'm in charge.

Oh, yeah?

There's more of us than there are of you.

We're taking over.

We're in charge of your body now.

Oh, no.

But my body, what are you going to do with it?

Oh, nothing bad. It's just this.

That wasn't so bad. Actually, it kind of tickled my eye. Quiet!

The song's not over.

We love pigs because we cover the crime. We also love committing crime.

Crimes? Now let's rob a bank!

Aw, second verse.

Worse than the first.

Give us your money, or we'll give all of you itchy, nasty fleas.

Sorry, it's not me. It's them bad boy fleas.

Tell it to the judge, creep.

Uh -oh, the cops are coming. Guess we better give up and give the money back,

right, fleas?

Yeah, or we can steal that car.

Go crime!

The president of the planet?

Yep, I'm taking the vice president of the planet to the circus.

Circus? No, you're getting your face itched off.

Itch him, boys!

No, it's so itchy!

It's so itchy!

Hey, please, what do you say we go to the circus now?

No, we just want to itch people.

But there are lots of people to itch at the circus.

Let's go to the circus!

Hey, they're bringing my love up!

Sorry!

Oh, wait, the circus is the other way.

I'm coming back!

Cricket! I'm going to get you guys into tip -top shape for the big show tonight.

Now, which one of you wants to ride this tiny tricycle through a loop -de -loop

-de -loop of flames first?

I get it. Gives me the jitters, too.

How about we start with something simpler? Like balancing a ball on your

Come on! There's a circus that needs saving.

Can't you guys do anything?

What the? Wait!

Now you're dumb.

But with my therapeutic angama singing, I can make you all geniuses.

greatest show ever.

What are you doing?

I'm making an app with my feet. I just emailed it to you.

Wow! That's, that's, oh, I didn't even know what.

That's what this app does.

It creates a new word when things are too awesome for words.

That's incrabulous!

Oh, I've done it!

Rickuses are dehumanizing.

Yeah, we're going to Washington, D .C. to balance the budget.

Well, I know the budget needs balancing, but... Oh, boy!

Don't you want to balance this ball on your nose first? I don't balance balls.

What a hunk.

Well,

that's it. I'm finished.

I got nothing good to show these people.

Peg, slow down!

You're driving like a maniac!

I love it.