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This is a door.
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And this is a window.
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But mostly, this is a door.
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Open this door and... Oh boy, that was
really spinny.
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Sorry.
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Inside this door is a world of
imagination, of wonder, of super cool
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scary eyeballs.
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Blink, blink.
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It is also where a pig, a goat, and a
banana... Me too!
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I'm a cricket!
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...will learn to be careful what they
wish when they enter.
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Submitted for your approval, a simple
bug with the simplest of wishes.
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Love.
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What would he do for love, and how many
times would this loser... Hey!
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Did you just call me a loser?
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Yes. Why are you even here?
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Behold! All the...
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Perfect date.
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Perfect. Five gallons of industrial
cologne.
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And special flowers I genetically
engineered myself.
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Part daisy, part orchid. I call them
dorkids.
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That's where you're wrong.
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I'm going to take Goat out on a perfect
date. Then she'll see how amazing I am.
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So that's no dorkids and no giant
chocolate goat.
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Let's try it again.
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Hey, um, goat.
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Would you like to, you know, get some
nice non -life -threatening ice cream?
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Ice cream? Yum!
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Yes, I... I mean, cuckoo, whatever.
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Two cones. Any flavor the lady wants.
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Scoops of chocolate in your eye.
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Does anyone like to see my pet weasels?
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Huh?
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Ah!
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Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
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Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
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Ah! Ah!
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Ah!
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Really got the pull.
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It's not like the planet's going to
explode if you pick the wrong flavor.
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OK, um, rum, raisin, knee?
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Crocket!
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Yep, this date is perfect.
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Yeah, it'd be nice if Go were here, but
how about this rocky road?
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Who thinks she can get fame and fortune
for a song in the Goofy Toofy Zone?
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I got a wicked draft in here.
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You're such a cuddly sweetie.
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I got you this treasure bag of bitty and
lady.
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I am writing awful songs today. I need
some inspiration.
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What do we got?
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How to quit?
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No. Why bother? For dum -dums.
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Ooh.
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A book of gore? Huh?
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Whoa!
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Shrimpy weirdo.
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I am not a weirdo. I'm Goff. You opened
the book and set me free.
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So now I shall grant you a wish.
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Anything your heart desires.
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What? What's the catch?
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There's no catch.
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Promise. Zero catches.
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Goff my heart and hope to goff. Okay,
well, you did goff your heart.
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No, Burger Stein, I had a wonderful time
with you.
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Burger! Hey, Cricket, here go my new
kazoo.
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Wow,
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that's the greatest...
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music you were playing.
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Oh, what?
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This?
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Hmm. I just stepped in a bear trap.
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And it really hurts.
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I'm Lewis Cluck, big time rockin' putty
reserve. And I want you to play a
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massive concert and get famous.
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That is so great.
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But maybe we should take you to the
doctor first. No time. This concert
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in five minutes.
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Play me some kazoo while we go.
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Oh, that's another bear trap.
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They're waiting for you, goat. You're
going to be a star.
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Oh,
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I have dreamed of this for so long.
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Hey,
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what's the big idea holding up my show?
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Your kazoo is cursed.
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It totally blipped my head.
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Music is going to make us rich. And
then, after we're rich, we can look into
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bear traps.
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Oh, this really hurts.
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Look at him. Your kazoo did that.
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Play it. You'll see.
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I'm not listening.
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Sugar -loving turkey kisser.
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video game championship.
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But when Banana forgets how to play,
he'll need a helping hand if he wants to
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escape. The sloppy jalopy's gone.
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Man,
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is that guy annoying.
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And man, am I awesome at video games.
You're totally going to win the World
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Video Game Championships this year.
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I just have to qualify on Gut Busters
19, because I already beat one through
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So how hard can that be?
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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In three, two, one.
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Jump. Left.
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Hey. How did I lose?
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Let me try again.
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How am I ever going to win the
championship now?
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Terrible. I'm awful.
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Excuse me, yellow hot dog man, but
perhaps I can be of assistance.
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Unless you can make me good at video
games! Buzz off!
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The name's Dr.
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Cronenberg, and I can make you great at
video games.
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Now, come with me, you yellow beef
machine.
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Okay,
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I guess.
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You're gonna make me good at video games
again, Dr.
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Freakbeak! By giving you... ...the hands
of a video game champion.
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It's done.
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Long live your new fresh hands.
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They're amazing.
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Oh, dang.
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The hands just hit me.
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That's just a slight side effect. It
should go away after a while.
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Mary Louise Pizza got reporting live
from the World Video Game Championships
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where... Sorry.
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New hands.
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Still getting used to them.
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Here goes.
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Right? Jump!
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Bustin' guts, bonus to cheese!
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I'm back, baby!
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Bananas unstoppable!
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Bustin' them guts like a bomb, yeah!
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Burn the wind!
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to reach the finals.
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Yeah!
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Look out, world!
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Hand knuckle! Banana is hay!
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I'm gonna win! Oh, sorry.
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My hands are a little rude.
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Those hands aren't rude.
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They're mine!
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Robert Arcade, the meanest and nastiest
video game champion ever!
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my hands, and I want them back.
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All right, here, take them.
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Take these nuggies!
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Now I'm going to win this tournament,
and everyone here is dumb.
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What am I going to do?
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I've nothing without those hands.
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Banana, the power was never in those
hands. It was always in your heart.
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Now... Get out there and play with your
feet.
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You can't beat me!
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You're right. I can't. But my feet can!
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Three, two, one!
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B -b -b -b -b -bust gun!
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Who got busted?
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Whoa! Banana's exploding gut! He's doing
more with his feet in the last 30
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seconds than I've done in a lifetime!
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Letting go of the controller is an
immediate disqualification. Banana is
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winner!
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Banana's the winner!
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I did it! I won!
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By the way, are you single?
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What made him a winner.
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And when Pig tries to win over Angry Old
Raisin, he'll learn no good deed goes
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unpunished in... The Hurgle Gurgle Dr.
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Squirgle Dance!
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Pig!
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Why do you have that silly look on your
face?
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Angry Old Raisin! I just had a little
man talk me in my eye. What are you
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fourth best friend in the whole wide
world?
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My cockamamie scooter's out of gas, and
I'm gonna be late for bingo!
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Out of gas?
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I'll help.
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Be right back. No, I don't want your
help. Oh, he's already gone.
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A haunted gas station?
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Wow, haunted gas is so cheap right now.
180
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What kind of gas should I get?
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Regular, unleaded, polter.
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Polter gas sounds good.
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Look, Agrio Raisin, I got gas!
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Fill her up, baby.
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What's happening?
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Whoa.
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That poltergast totally blinged out your
mobility assist device.
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That gas was . Poltergast!
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My schooner's out of control and
squashing my tomatoes!
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I'll save your tomatoes!
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Oh no, my schooner is squashing you!
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Wait, this is kind of fun.
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This hurts my roughness. Could you maybe
stop?
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Oh, sorry, pig. I can't control it. Then
I'll save you, angry old razor, right
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after you finish running me over.
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Oh, not yet.
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Almost.
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Looks like it's done now.
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Phew! Yeah, that was... A worm!
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Not done yet.
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Careful, guys! This vase is worth a
hundred bajillion bucks!
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Look out, best friend!
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Phew!
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That was a close one!
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Emergency roller blade! Emergency
motorcycle!
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Emergency... The jet -powered bologna
sandwich!
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That's the one!
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I'm getting away!
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I'm getting away!
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Ooh, sandwich, yum!
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Whoopsie dangles!
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I'll save my fourth best friend by
making an eviler lawnmower!
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Good thing I still have some
poltergeist!
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Hi,
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Ford's best friend. Check it out.
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Jumpin' Roosevelt, a possessed scooter.
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And a totally sweet mower.
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You mow it?
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Hang on, Ford's best friend. I made a
monster lawnmower so I can save your
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wrinkled booty from your possessed
scooty. What?
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I gotta get off of this thing before...
I'm trapped.
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C'mon!
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Yes, yes, you have to get married,
because that's what happened in the
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Turkey Zone.
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That guy looks like banana.
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Hold on now.
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He was in my lab before I went on a
million time travel dates with Goat.
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I know, that never happened.
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And he was by my window before Gorf
gorfed me with that gorfin'
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