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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:57,900 --> 00:00:59,580 Oh, yeah. 2 00:01:00,700 --> 00:01:04,300 Oh, that's the stuff. Yes, yeah. 3 00:01:05,220 --> 00:01:06,400 Hey, it's proud. 4 00:01:06,820 --> 00:01:09,040 You got back dandruff all over. 5 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:10,600 I know. 6 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:14,220 My new shampoo gives me extra back dandruff. Want some? 7 00:01:14,540 --> 00:01:16,360 No. And give me that. 8 00:01:16,580 --> 00:01:18,060 I'm so sorry, baby. 9 00:01:18,380 --> 00:01:19,580 Hey, what are you guys up to? 10 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,960 Oh, yeah. 11 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:24,180 Close your mouth when you're eating. 12 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:26,060 By the way, what is that? 13 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:27,260 Your money. 14 00:01:30,380 --> 00:01:35,340 What beautiful money. 15 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:39,440 I haven't seen Bergerstein. 16 00:01:39,620 --> 00:01:40,620 Coming at you. 17 00:01:42,940 --> 00:01:49,900 Next time Pig asks you on a play date up his 18 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:51,300 nose, say no. 19 00:01:51,980 --> 00:01:52,980 That's it. 20 00:01:53,460 --> 00:01:56,780 It's time for us to consult the roommate bill of rights. 21 00:02:01,940 --> 00:02:07,300 Rule number two says, if you can't respect your roommate and their stuff, 22 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:08,300 outie. 23 00:02:08,580 --> 00:02:11,120 Wait. I can change. 24 00:02:11,700 --> 00:02:13,620 I can change. 25 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:19,360 Hey, you. 26 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:22,800 Are you a complete sloth? No. 27 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:27,240 Yes. Do people say you make them utterly sick? 28 00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:28,580 No. Yes. 29 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,460 Do you live on this planet? 30 00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:33,520 I think so. If you call this living. 31 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:37,280 Then you need Owl Woman Ladies Charm School. 32 00:02:38,370 --> 00:02:40,270 Guaranteed to make you charming. 33 00:02:41,250 --> 00:02:43,550 Side effects may include headache, dizziness, armpit tenderness. 34 00:02:43,790 --> 00:02:44,790 Armpit tenderness? 35 00:02:45,030 --> 00:02:46,030 Excellent. 36 00:02:46,610 --> 00:02:47,610 Charm school! 37 00:02:48,070 --> 00:02:50,470 I know what will make my roomie son mad at me. 38 00:02:50,890 --> 00:02:51,749 Charm school! 39 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:52,890 Here I come! 40 00:02:54,930 --> 00:02:57,930 I guess it's closed. That's okay, I can wait. 41 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:07,560 I'm here. I'm here. I'm ready to be charming now. 42 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:11,500 How dare you? 43 00:03:11,780 --> 00:03:15,120 Can you help me, Lady Owl Woman Man, Lady Owl? 44 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:23,340 I have never met a slob that I could not transform into a beautiful unicorn of 45 00:03:23,340 --> 00:03:24,380 charming manners. 46 00:03:25,460 --> 00:03:30,360 You'll be my greatest challenge yet. We begin at once. 47 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:47,240 Now I'm going to teach you how to respect people's personal space. 48 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,500 What's personal space? 49 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:52,460 Tell me, okay? Tell me now! 50 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:56,160 I want to know! 51 00:03:57,900 --> 00:04:03,140 Pee -yew, young swine! When was the last time you took a shower? 52 00:04:03,940 --> 00:04:04,879 Let's see. 53 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:08,100 My birthday was two months ago. Carry the two and divide it by cake. 54 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:12,400 3 plus 6 equals piñata. So what's a shower? 55 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:13,418 Hoot -a -twop! 56 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,520 We have a shower emergency! 57 00:04:19,100 --> 00:04:22,940 Looks like we'll need extreme power. 58 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:44,960 Now that is better, Hoot Hoot. What? 59 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,200 It's how I do. 60 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:55,480 I told you. I have never, ever, ever failed at making someone 61 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:59,040 charming. I get it. I get it. You're great. 62 00:04:59,580 --> 00:05:03,280 I made the owl. woman, lady, guaranteed. 63 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:23,360 Presenting the chamber of charm. 64 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:25,760 Oh, the charmvenator. 65 00:05:27,100 --> 00:05:28,260 I'm working on it. 66 00:05:28,590 --> 00:05:32,090 Is that going to combine our DNA so you can make me charming from the inside out 67 00:05:32,090 --> 00:05:32,789 and whatnot? 68 00:05:32,790 --> 00:05:34,650 Well, actually... Yes! 69 00:05:39,690 --> 00:05:41,550 The noinky -doinky -piggledy -doo! 70 00:05:41,830 --> 00:05:43,350 Let's get this puppy rolling! 71 00:06:01,230 --> 00:06:03,270 How dare you? 72 00:06:03,470 --> 00:06:04,990 Thank you very much. 73 00:06:05,790 --> 00:06:06,790 Ghost! 74 00:06:09,890 --> 00:06:13,470 Fling -flingin' pig in his splard -tuggin' back dandruff. 75 00:06:17,650 --> 00:06:18,710 That's better. 76 00:06:19,490 --> 00:06:21,830 Friendship is the best ship. 77 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:26,390 Especially if that ship... A root. 78 00:06:27,490 --> 00:06:30,390 I always write the best songs when we're together. 79 00:06:31,230 --> 00:06:32,690 Rudy, you're my muse. 80 00:06:33,030 --> 00:06:37,010 Remember when you were there for my first kiss? 81 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:45,490 And when I returned from my service in the army, you were there waiting. 82 00:06:46,850 --> 00:06:50,870 And your root pumpkins were always the juiciest. 83 00:06:53,550 --> 00:06:58,370 Oh, fond memories are so messy. Excuse me, don't you think? Please? Thank you. 84 00:06:58,390 --> 00:07:00,030 You're welcome, Solid Fork Fancy Hat. 85 00:07:00,490 --> 00:07:04,670 Pig? You look so, so... Charming? Thank you. 86 00:07:05,030 --> 00:07:08,630 Yeah. You are one kind, refined swine. Look top. 87 00:07:09,030 --> 00:07:10,730 I don't high -five anymore. 88 00:07:11,090 --> 00:07:15,570 Germs, no thank you, please, but I can grant you a polite curtsy. Curtsy, 89 00:07:15,570 --> 00:07:16,570 curtsy. Huh? 90 00:07:16,730 --> 00:07:17,730 You're welcome. 91 00:07:18,010 --> 00:07:23,010 Whoa. Excuse you. You're an eyesore and completely out of place. 92 00:07:23,330 --> 00:07:27,910 My sundown this year, Root, will be no more because I'm going to tear it down. 93 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:32,060 And a dear, dear friend. 94 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:36,700 A friend that hurts your other friend is no friend to that friend of the friend 95 00:07:36,700 --> 00:07:39,260 that that friend hurt. 96 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:41,060 What's happened to you, Pig? 97 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:43,400 The old Pig would never say that. 98 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:47,320 You're welcome. Excuse me. Thank you, Crystal Tea Towel. For what? Exactly. 99 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:48,680 Curtsy curtsy. 100 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:51,080 This route isn't going anywhere. 101 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:52,560 And neither am I. 102 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:57,740 Mary Louise Pizza Gut here with Action 2 News. 103 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:00,830 Local residents feud over a Bupa -lite landmark. 104 00:08:01,210 --> 00:08:06,290 It's refined swine versus gross, smelly sorceress. Hey, I am not a sorceress! 105 00:08:06,410 --> 00:08:07,910 What are your thoughts on the situation? 106 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:10,690 My name is Paul, and that's between y 'all. 107 00:08:10,950 --> 00:08:14,830 What about you, ma 'am? My name is Steve, and I gotta leave. 108 00:08:15,810 --> 00:08:16,970 Great. And you? 109 00:08:17,350 --> 00:08:20,470 My name is Tom, but I'm really pig! 110 00:08:20,910 --> 00:08:24,370 And this is Mac, but it's really an ass! 111 00:08:24,650 --> 00:08:25,650 Thank you. 112 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:34,780 That was rude and uncalled for. 113 00:08:36,860 --> 00:08:40,200 Give up, pig. 114 00:08:40,419 --> 00:08:41,700 Rudy is staying. 115 00:08:42,059 --> 00:08:43,059 Oh, yeah? 116 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,000 Yeah! 117 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:48,940 Curtsy, curtsy! 118 00:08:50,180 --> 00:08:51,180 Rudy! 119 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:55,040 No! 120 00:08:55,940 --> 00:08:57,800 What a charming pig. 121 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:01,260 Thank you very much. I believe that... 122 00:09:02,190 --> 00:09:04,530 Tomorrow deserve a future with no roots. 123 00:09:04,870 --> 00:09:07,970 Show them a future with no roots tonight. 124 00:09:09,570 --> 00:09:12,770 Please, you're welcome. I'm sorry. Thank you. Please. 125 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:38,380 a bunch, goat. You really stood up for my armpit, Graham Graham. 126 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:39,880 What are you talking about? 127 00:10:32,460 --> 00:10:33,760 Thank you. I've been to charm school. 128 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:38,600 And now, don't forget, chew your cheese pencil 6 ,542 .6 times before 129 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:42,780 swallowing. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, 130 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:46,140 four, five, six, seven, eight. Greg, that charm school has made you into a 131 00:10:46,140 --> 00:10:49,940 monster. Not the fun kind that shoots lasers out of his eyes and crushes cars 132 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:50,940 with his might. 133 00:10:51,180 --> 00:10:53,300 The horrible, polite kind. 134 00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:56,380 Greg! You didn't finish chewing! 135 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:33,300 Like a boss! 136 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:39,600 Whoa! It already has 2 ,000 views! 137 00:11:40,460 --> 00:11:41,880 10 ,000! 138 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:44,740 It's going viral, Broseph Broccolini! 139 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:51,600 I'm Lewis Cluck, big -time business dude, and I'd love to know what you've 140 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,780 planned for your next big stunt! 141 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:57,380 Are you crazy? I'll never do something like that again! 142 00:11:57,950 --> 00:11:59,650 Aw, that's too bad. 143 00:11:59,870 --> 00:12:05,030 I need an extreme stuntman to promote my line of designer leather eyeballs. 144 00:12:05,470 --> 00:12:10,930 The only leather eyeballs filled with butterscotch. And still the best. 145 00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:18,610 Yum. But I guess you're not interested in this big bag of endorsement cash. 146 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:22,770 Endorsement cash? Wait, wait, wait, wait. With that cash, I gotta have it. 147 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:27,620 Great. The pass is yours. All you got to do is another insane, out -of -your 148 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:28,620 -mind stunt. 149 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:31,140 Sure. 150 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:37,920 Word is that you have another totally insane stunt planned. 151 00:12:38,220 --> 00:12:39,220 When is it? 152 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:40,860 I'll let you know. 153 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:45,140 But first, I want to tell you about something that's very near and dear to 154 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,140 heart. 155 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,840 Lewis Cluck's designer leather eyeball. 156 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,240 Next question. 157 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:55,780 When's your next satisfying stunt already? 158 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:57,480 Uh, when? 159 00:12:58,180 --> 00:13:05,100 Oh, no, but my next stunt would be impossible without Hot 160 00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:07,720 Harry's non -horrific hot tub. 161 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:11,400 Demon. 162 00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:17,140 Next question. It seems like you're never going to do another stunt. You're 163 00:13:17,140 --> 00:13:20,060 obsessed with money. Do you even have another stunt planned? 164 00:13:21,060 --> 00:13:27,540 Of course. I just, um... Are you stalling? No, no, I'm... What? Am I 165 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:31,400 How could I be stalling when I wrote down all the details right here, right 166 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,400 to this drain plug? 167 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:40,320 Come on, money. 168 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:44,660 Let's get out of here forever and never do any stunts. Banana. 169 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:50,780 Your next insane stunt is all ready to go. You're going to motorcycle down a 90 170 00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:55,880 -foot ramp, blindfolded, then jump over a pool filled with 10 sharks. 171 00:13:56,340 --> 00:13:58,780 I can't do that. Why not? 172 00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:05,060 Because it's not dangerous enough. My fans demand more from me, like a 173 00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:11,760 900 -foot ramp, 10 ,000 sharks, a motorcycle made of cobras. 174 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:14,740 And don't come back till you got it. We got it. 175 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,020 What? 176 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,679 Oh, 177 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:36,120 this 178 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:37,360 dress is making me hungry. 179 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:43,080 Hi, Banana. Please, thank you. Remember to choose 6 ,542 .6 times. 180 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:44,419 You again? 181 00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:45,420 Oh, wait. That's it. 182 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:53,180 Sorry, people, but I'm not going anywhere until I chew 6 ,542 .6 183 00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:54,880 times. It's for the best. 184 00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:01,960 By the time I finish, everyone will be asleep, and I can get away simply as 185 00:15:16,910 --> 00:15:17,910 Time to get out of here. 186 00:15:18,590 --> 00:15:21,050 I'll just get on this motorcycle made out of cobras. 187 00:15:21,470 --> 00:15:22,470 Wait, what? 188 00:15:22,770 --> 00:15:23,770 Hey! 189 00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:25,190 Stop! 190 00:15:25,610 --> 00:15:27,410 I forgot about the cobras! 191 00:15:33,330 --> 00:15:35,910 Banana, I heard you finished chewing your food. 192 00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:39,390 Excuse me, but bravo. Hey, where did you come from? 193 00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:41,410 Exactly. You're welcome. Thank you. 194 00:16:02,530 --> 00:16:03,770 Mama's monkey! 195 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,410 I survived! 196 00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:08,050 Did you guys see that? 197 00:16:08,470 --> 00:16:10,550 Did we see what? 198 00:16:10,890 --> 00:16:11,889 The stunt! 199 00:16:11,890 --> 00:16:13,910 I did it! Did you? 200 00:16:14,130 --> 00:16:17,380 Nope! If it's not on Secret Vids, it didn't happen. 201 00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:18,580 But I did! 202 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:24,020 This is Mary Louise Pizza Gut reporting. Local stuntman Banana proves to be a 203 00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:25,500 little yellow liar. 204 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:26,940 I really did it! 205 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,640 Johnny. Designer leather eyeballs. 206 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,280 Now with lemon ring. 207 00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:34,240 Doesn't sponsor liars. Wow. 208 00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:38,120 Guys, wait! No, guys, guys! My fame! 209 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,540 Oh, come on! 210 00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:42,040 At least I still have my money. 211 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:51,620 Make sure you chew that money 6 ,542 .65, Mr. 212 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:53,340 Shark. Thank you. 213 00:16:54,340 --> 00:16:55,340 Crickets! 214 00:17:18,349 --> 00:17:20,470 I know someone who, hoot, hoot, needs a bath. 215 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:21,990 Eh? Is it, Banana? 216 00:17:27,490 --> 00:17:28,810 That's with all the hubby. 217 00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:30,550 Bob! Hey! 218 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:36,130 Keep it clean and tidy and everything will be all righty. For watchy -watchy 219 00:17:36,130 --> 00:17:37,310 time, hoot! 220 00:17:37,650 --> 00:17:42,110 Hey, what's with Pig all of a sudden? Oh, it's that charm school he went to. 221 00:17:42,450 --> 00:17:46,450 Whatever they did really messed him up. He's way more annoying now. 222 00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:47,830 Curtsy curtsy. 223 00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:54,160 I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I miss the old pig. 224 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:55,660 I miss my money. 225 00:17:56,380 --> 00:17:57,460 That pig. 226 00:17:57,860 --> 00:17:59,620 Me too, I think. 227 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,120 There, there, Goaty. 228 00:18:01,340 --> 00:18:06,260 This new pig is much more of a hoot, hoot, hoot. 229 00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:11,400 Whatever happened to him and that charmed fool is changing his DNA? 230 00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:14,600 How dare you? 231 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:17,760 We don't. 232 00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:24,880 Curtsy curtsy. We've got to help our friend become rude and gross again. 233 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,200 Follow me. 234 00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:29,700 Look, pig, something really, really messy. 235 00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:31,280 Well, hmm. 236 00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:33,340 Ha! 237 00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:38,900 Hang on. 238 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,320 Three, two, one. 239 00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:44,100 Hmm. 240 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,980 Dirty roomies, where do you go? 241 00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:06,080 eradicate his owl DNA before this clock runs out. 242 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,400 Let's get the pig's brain. 243 00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:13,960 I have to go to the bathroom. 244 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:15,520 Where are the kidneys at? 245 00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:23,060 What is that? 246 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:26,160 It's owl woman lady charm cells. 247 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,880 We'll be charmed as smithereens. 248 00:20:54,030 --> 00:20:55,030 Swords? 249 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,820 for being so annoyingly charming. 250 00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:49,380 And I'm sorry we asked you to change. 251 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:53,520 Yeah, you're way less obnoxious this way. Aw, you mean it? 252 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,620 Are you still too good for high fives? No way! 17494