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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, that's the stuff. Yes, yeah.
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Hey, it's proud.
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You got back dandruff all over.
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I know.
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My new shampoo gives me extra back
dandruff. Want some?
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No. And give me that.
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I'm so sorry, baby.
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Hey, what are you guys up to?
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Oh, yeah.
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Close your mouth when you're eating.
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By the way, what is that?
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Your money.
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What beautiful money.
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I haven't seen Bergerstein.
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Coming at you.
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Next time Pig asks you on a play date up
his
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nose, say no.
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That's it.
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It's time for us to consult the roommate
bill of rights.
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Rule number two says, if you can't
respect your roommate and their stuff,
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outie.
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Wait. I can change.
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I can change.
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Hey, you.
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Are you a complete sloth? No.
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Yes. Do people say you make them utterly
sick?
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No. Yes.
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Do you live on this planet?
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I think so. If you call this living.
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Then you need Owl Woman Ladies Charm
School.
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Guaranteed to make you charming.
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Side effects may include headache,
dizziness, armpit tenderness.
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Armpit tenderness?
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Excellent.
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Charm school!
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I know what will make my roomie son mad
at me.
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Charm school!
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Here I come!
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I guess it's closed. That's okay, I can
wait.
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I'm here. I'm here. I'm ready to be
charming now.
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How dare you?
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Can you help me, Lady Owl Woman Man,
Lady Owl?
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I have never met a slob that I could not
transform into a beautiful unicorn of
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charming manners.
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You'll be my greatest challenge yet. We
begin at once.
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Now I'm going to teach you how to
respect people's personal space.
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What's personal space?
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Tell me, okay? Tell me now!
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I want to know!
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Pee -yew, young swine! When was the last
time you took a shower?
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Let's see.
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My birthday was two months ago. Carry
the two and divide it by cake.
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3 plus 6 equals piñata. So what's a
shower?
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Hoot -a -twop!
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We have a shower emergency!
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Looks like we'll need extreme power.
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Now that is better, Hoot Hoot. What?
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It's how I do.
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I told you. I have never, ever, ever
failed at making someone
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charming. I get it. I get it. You're
great.
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I made the owl. woman, lady, guaranteed.
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Presenting the chamber of charm.
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Oh, the charmvenator.
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I'm working on it.
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Is that going to combine our DNA so you
can make me charming from the inside out
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and whatnot?
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Well, actually... Yes!
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The noinky -doinky -piggledy -doo!
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Let's get this puppy rolling!
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How dare you?
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Thank you very much.
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Ghost!
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Fling -flingin' pig in his splard
-tuggin' back dandruff.
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That's better.
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Friendship is the best ship.
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Especially if that ship... A root.
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I always write the best songs when we're
together.
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Rudy, you're my muse.
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Remember when you were there for my
first kiss?
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And when I returned from my service in
the army, you were there waiting.
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And your root pumpkins were always the
juiciest.
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Oh, fond memories are so messy. Excuse
me, don't you think? Please? Thank you.
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You're welcome, Solid Fork Fancy Hat.
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Pig? You look so, so... Charming? Thank
you.
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Yeah. You are one kind, refined swine.
Look top.
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I don't high -five anymore.
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Germs, no thank you, please, but I can
grant you a polite curtsy. Curtsy,
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curtsy. Huh?
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You're welcome.
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Whoa. Excuse you. You're an eyesore and
completely out of place.
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My sundown this year, Root, will be no
more because I'm going to tear it down.
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And a dear, dear friend.
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A friend that hurts your other friend is
no friend to that friend of the friend
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that that friend hurt.
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What's happened to you, Pig?
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The old Pig would never say that.
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You're welcome. Excuse me. Thank you,
Crystal Tea Towel. For what? Exactly.
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Curtsy curtsy.
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This route isn't going anywhere.
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And neither am I.
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Mary Louise Pizza Gut here with Action 2
News.
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Local residents feud over a Bupa -lite
landmark.
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It's refined swine versus gross, smelly
sorceress. Hey, I am not a sorceress!
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What are your thoughts on the situation?
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My name is Paul, and that's between y
'all.
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What about you, ma 'am? My name is
Steve, and I gotta leave.
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Great. And you?
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My name is Tom, but I'm really pig!
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And this is Mac, but it's really an ass!
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Thank you.
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That was rude and uncalled for.
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Give up, pig.
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Rudy is staying.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah!
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Curtsy, curtsy!
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Rudy!
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No!
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What a charming pig.
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Thank you very much. I believe that...
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Tomorrow deserve a future with no roots.
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Show them a future with no roots
tonight.
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Please, you're welcome. I'm sorry. Thank
you. Please.
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a bunch, goat. You really stood up for
my armpit, Graham Graham.
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What are you talking about?
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Thank you. I've been to charm school.
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And now, don't forget, chew your cheese
pencil 6 ,542 .6 times before
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swallowing. One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight. One, two, three,
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four, five, six, seven, eight. Greg,
that charm school has made you into a
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monster. Not the fun kind that shoots
lasers out of his eyes and crushes cars
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with his might.
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The horrible, polite kind.
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Greg! You didn't finish chewing!
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Like a boss!
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Whoa! It already has 2 ,000 views!
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10 ,000!
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It's going viral, Broseph Broccolini!
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I'm Lewis Cluck, big -time business
dude, and I'd love to know what you've
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planned for your next big stunt!
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Are you crazy? I'll never do something
like that again!
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Aw, that's too bad.
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I need an extreme stuntman to promote my
line of designer leather eyeballs.
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The only leather eyeballs filled with
butterscotch. And still the best.
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Yum. But I guess you're not interested
in this big bag of endorsement cash.
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Endorsement cash? Wait, wait, wait,
wait. With that cash, I gotta have it.
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Great. The pass is yours. All you got to
do is another insane, out -of -your
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-mind stunt.
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Sure.
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Word is that you have another totally
insane stunt planned.
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When is it?
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I'll let you know.
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But first, I want to tell you about
something that's very near and dear to
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heart.
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Lewis Cluck's designer leather eyeball.
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Next question.
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When's your next satisfying stunt
already?
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Uh, when?
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Oh, no, but my next stunt would be
impossible without Hot
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Harry's non -horrific hot tub.
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Demon.
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Next question. It seems like you're
never going to do another stunt. You're
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obsessed with money. Do you even have
another stunt planned?
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Of course. I just, um... Are you
stalling? No, no, I'm... What? Am I
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How could I be stalling when I wrote
down all the details right here, right
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to this drain plug?
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Come on, money.
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Let's get out of here forever and never
do any stunts. Banana.
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Your next insane stunt is all ready to
go. You're going to motorcycle down a 90
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-foot ramp, blindfolded, then jump over
a pool filled with 10 sharks.
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I can't do that. Why not?
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Because it's not dangerous enough. My
fans demand more from me, like a
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900 -foot ramp, 10 ,000 sharks, a
motorcycle made of cobras.
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And don't come back till you got it. We
got it.
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What?
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Oh,
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this
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dress is making me hungry.
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Hi, Banana. Please, thank you. Remember
to choose 6 ,542 .6 times.
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You again?
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Oh, wait. That's it.
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Sorry, people, but I'm not going
anywhere until I chew 6 ,542 .6
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times. It's for the best.
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By the time I finish, everyone will be
asleep, and I can get away simply as
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Time to get out of here.
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I'll just get on this motorcycle made
out of cobras.
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Wait, what?
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Hey!
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Stop!
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I forgot about the cobras!
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Banana, I heard you finished chewing
your food.
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Excuse me, but bravo. Hey, where did you
come from?
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Exactly. You're welcome. Thank you.
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Mama's monkey!
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I survived!
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Did you guys see that?
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Did we see what?
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The stunt!
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I did it! Did you?
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Nope! If it's not on Secret Vids, it
didn't happen.
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But I did!
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This is Mary Louise Pizza Gut reporting.
Local stuntman Banana proves to be a
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little yellow liar.
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I really did it!
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Johnny. Designer leather eyeballs.
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Now with lemon ring.
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Doesn't sponsor liars. Wow.
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Guys, wait! No, guys, guys! My fame!
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Oh, come on!
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At least I still have my money.
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Make sure you chew that money 6 ,542
.65, Mr.
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Shark. Thank you.
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Crickets!
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I know someone who, hoot, hoot, needs a
bath.
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Eh? Is it, Banana?
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That's with all the hubby.
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Bob! Hey!
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Keep it clean and tidy and everything
will be all righty. For watchy -watchy
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time, hoot!
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Hey, what's with Pig all of a sudden?
Oh, it's that charm school he went to.
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Whatever they did really messed him up.
He's way more annoying now.
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Curtsy curtsy.
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I can't believe I'm going to say this,
but I miss the old pig.
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I miss my money.
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That pig.
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Me too, I think.
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There, there, Goaty.
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This new pig is much more of a hoot,
hoot, hoot.
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Whatever happened to him and that
charmed fool is changing his DNA?
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How dare you?
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We don't.
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Curtsy curtsy. We've got to help our
friend become rude and gross again.
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Follow me.
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Look, pig, something really, really
messy.
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Well, hmm.
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Ha!
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Hang on.
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Three, two, one.
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Hmm.
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Dirty roomies, where do you go?
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eradicate his owl DNA before this clock
runs out.
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Let's get the pig's brain.
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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Where are the kidneys at?
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What is that?
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It's owl woman lady charm cells.
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We'll be charmed as smithereens.
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Swords?
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for being so annoyingly charming.
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And I'm sorry we asked you to change.
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Yeah, you're way less obnoxious this
way. Aw, you mean it?
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Are you still too good for high fives?
No way!
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