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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:03,460 It's an emergency! 2 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:07,040 We've got to see Pretty Panda and we've got to see her now! 3 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:12,480 You mean Pretty Panda, the cutest, most insanely adorable darling baby panda in 4 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:13,560 the whole wide world? 5 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:14,840 That's the one. 6 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:19,580 Pretty Panda is so cute that just looking at its picture can turn your 7 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:20,940 into birthday presents. 8 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:22,680 Oh, yay! 9 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:24,040 I got presents! 10 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:25,860 New eyeballs? 11 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:27,740 How did they know? 12 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:33,480 Look, I can't believe I'm saying this, but if I don't see this cute panda, I 13 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:36,180 will regret every remaining second of my remaining life. 14 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:39,760 The third birthday is tomorrow. 15 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:43,700 And on their third birthday, pandas go directly from insanely cute babies right 16 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:46,020 to gross, sloppy, and middle -aged. See? 17 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:47,640 Oh, no! 18 00:01:49,220 --> 00:01:52,040 My eyeballs became burnt hot dogs. 19 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:55,000 Yum, yum, yum. Mm, yum. 20 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:59,300 Come on. We got to go right now. 21 00:02:00,140 --> 00:02:04,520 Bingo, banana, cricket, cute panda road trip before it becomes gross high five. 22 00:02:04,940 --> 00:02:06,000 Can I drive? 23 00:02:08,430 --> 00:02:09,789 Oh, boy. Why is that funny? 24 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:11,330 Don't! 25 00:02:13,370 --> 00:02:16,250 Do we have anything besides whale sounds? 26 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:20,130 I've got dolphin sounds, sturgeon noises, and trout screams. 27 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:22,130 Let's try the radio. 28 00:02:22,530 --> 00:02:25,290 Ding -dong, ding -dong, that's best ever. 29 00:02:40,970 --> 00:02:44,270 Right. You got bullied by someone famous. 30 00:02:44,590 --> 00:02:46,750 Call Name Dropper. I did. 31 00:02:47,090 --> 00:02:48,790 She made my life miserable. 32 00:02:49,010 --> 00:02:53,070 And now she's on the radio, getting rich and famous by stealing my song. 33 00:02:53,510 --> 00:02:57,970 If only there was a way for you to give her a piece of your mind in person. 34 00:03:18,890 --> 00:03:22,570 Plenty of time. I'm just going to find my high school archenemy and force her 35 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:25,390 admit she stole my song. I mean, how long could that take, right? 36 00:03:26,310 --> 00:03:29,810 Ping -pong, ping -pong. 37 00:03:30,630 --> 00:03:32,090 Best friends forever. 38 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:36,290 Because friends are nice and nice and sweet. 39 00:03:36,570 --> 00:03:39,410 So be best friends with ice cream. 40 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:03,860 She admits that that's my song. 41 00:04:04,580 --> 00:04:07,700 And don't come back here until you have my hazelnut toothpicks. 42 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:13,600 What? Hello, Shlovern DeFazafini. Remember me? You stole my song. 43 00:04:13,940 --> 00:04:15,580 Actually, I don't. Who are you? 44 00:04:16,220 --> 00:04:18,920 What do you mean, who am I? I'm Goatface, remember? 45 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:26,320 Ping -pong, ding -dong, best friends forever. 46 00:04:26,820 --> 00:04:28,420 Nice song, Goatface. 47 00:04:28,890 --> 00:04:30,130 And by song, I mean garbage. 48 00:04:30,350 --> 00:04:32,150 And by garbage, I mean your soul! 49 00:04:59,210 --> 00:05:02,990 I did steal your song. But instead, how about I never tell anybody about it? 50 00:05:03,030 --> 00:05:06,910 Ever. Oh, I was hoping for the exact opposite of that. 51 00:05:07,130 --> 00:05:12,190 But lucky for me, I recorded this whole conversation on my secret snout camera. 52 00:05:14,170 --> 00:05:18,090 Not bad. But you know the best part of being a super rich rock star? 53 00:05:18,410 --> 00:05:20,030 Monogram six foot sub sandwiches? 54 00:05:20,350 --> 00:05:22,530 Okay, you want to know the second best part? 55 00:05:22,730 --> 00:05:26,270 Being able to afford a dressing room that's also a secret shrinking people 56 00:05:26,270 --> 00:05:27,270 crushing trap. 57 00:06:02,810 --> 00:06:03,930 Hello, Slytherin. 58 00:06:04,190 --> 00:06:05,970 Goat face! Get off the stage! 59 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:33,220 Garbage head, I admit it. You win. I stole your song. 60 00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:36,060 That's right. 61 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:40,180 I wrote this song. Which means all of you are really my fans. 62 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:43,760 Are you ready to hear my song? 63 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,560 Ping -pong, ding -dong, that's forever. 64 00:06:47,420 --> 00:06:49,600 Wait. Goat didn't write that song. 65 00:06:49,820 --> 00:06:50,779 I did. 66 00:06:50,780 --> 00:06:51,780 Remember? 67 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:55,980 Ping -pong, ding -dong, that's forever. 68 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:05,940 Yeah. Now, who wants to hear me sing it? Ooh, that's messed up, Squirrel. 69 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:08,540 You know I wrote that song. Remember? 70 00:07:09,580 --> 00:07:11,440 Ping -pong ding. Oh, ping -pong ding -dong. 71 00:07:13,380 --> 00:07:14,940 Really? You were there, too? 72 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:18,400 You don't remember? Oh, that's messed up, Coat. Now, who wants to hear me sing 73 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,700 my own song? How dare you! 74 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:22,480 Yes, 75 00:07:23,340 --> 00:07:28,820 it is I, the true writer of the song. Or have you forgotten the rest of that 76 00:07:28,820 --> 00:07:29,820 flashback? 77 00:07:30,730 --> 00:07:33,210 Ding -pong, a -ding -dong. 78 00:07:34,530 --> 00:07:39,790 I am the real artist, and I deserve to play at the Fozzy Fest. 79 00:07:41,790 --> 00:07:47,670 Okay, okay, I think we can all agree that everyone here wrote the song, 80 00:07:47,670 --> 00:07:52,490 Slytherin. So why don't we just all sing it right now, together? 81 00:07:52,850 --> 00:07:53,850 Am I getting on that? 82 00:08:11,030 --> 00:08:12,030 Well, 83 00:08:12,350 --> 00:08:16,570 since Coat left the car, her seat is up -seat for grabbies, which means... 84 00:08:16,570 --> 00:08:18,210 Howdy, cowboy, I'm driving! 85 00:08:20,350 --> 00:08:22,750 See? Just took two secs. Let's go. 86 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:25,090 Coat's seat looks like a cricket. 87 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:33,400 the world's greatest trampoline park. 88 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:37,539 Guys, I know we need to see Pretty Panda, but I wonder if we could super 89 00:08:37,539 --> 00:08:40,200 make a super quick stop at Tramp Town for like one awesome second. 90 00:08:40,460 --> 00:08:43,320 Nope. Sorry, pig. We're on a cute panda deadline. 91 00:08:43,620 --> 00:08:45,920 Besides, I hate trampolines. They make me jumpy. 92 00:08:48,260 --> 00:08:49,260 I'm amazing. 93 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,080 Tramp Town, one male. 94 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,600 Last chance to tramp. 95 00:08:54,940 --> 00:08:56,320 My very last chance. 96 00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:57,980 I got to do something. 97 00:08:58,930 --> 00:09:03,670 Guys, I'm going to go under this blanket to take a nap and not sleep off the 98 00:09:03,670 --> 00:09:05,610 Trampton. Whatever works your dick, Rosa. 99 00:09:18,790 --> 00:09:20,470 It's Tram -tacular! 100 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:22,490 Welcome to Trampton. 101 00:09:22,790 --> 00:09:24,110 What do you, like, want? 102 00:09:24,450 --> 00:09:25,450 Clerk McGirt? 103 00:09:25,790 --> 00:09:28,450 I would like one jump on your finest trampoline. 104 00:09:28,870 --> 00:09:30,450 All our trampolines are the finest. 105 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:33,010 You could tiptoe on our tiny, teeny tramp. 106 00:09:33,270 --> 00:09:36,390 And also the highly informative Trampalern. 107 00:09:36,630 --> 00:09:41,470 Of course, our trampoline made of real tramp. It doesn't hurt. 108 00:09:41,770 --> 00:09:42,770 That one! 109 00:09:43,790 --> 00:09:46,510 The Tide Traffic Trampolage of Sertoline? 110 00:09:46,710 --> 00:09:51,430 Oh, no. It's only for highly trained professional trampoline trampoliners 111 00:09:51,430 --> 00:09:53,590 me. You couldn't handle that tramp. 112 00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:59,960 I think I am tramp enough to tramp that tramp, and I'll prove it by beating you 113 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:00,960 at some wrestling. 114 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:05,720 Okay, but don't, like, get your hopes up. You look really good at some 115 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:06,860 wrestling. 116 00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:11,380 Okay, bye. 117 00:10:13,620 --> 00:10:14,840 Quit fucking around. 118 00:10:45,130 --> 00:10:46,130 It's a watermelon. 119 00:10:48,130 --> 00:10:52,570 We found a new galaxy. It appears to be extremely gross and shaped like a smelly 120 00:10:52,570 --> 00:10:53,990 pig. Hey. 121 00:10:55,690 --> 00:10:56,690 Look, 122 00:10:59,570 --> 00:11:02,350 Clark McGirt, it's the intergalactic cheese grater. 123 00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:04,510 There's cheese down there? 124 00:11:06,110 --> 00:11:11,270 Extra space cheese. 125 00:11:11,810 --> 00:11:12,810 Sweet. 126 00:11:13,630 --> 00:11:15,900 Actually, I'm quite tangy. 127 00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:18,840 I'm tired of trampolining. 128 00:11:19,060 --> 00:11:21,380 I want to see Pretty Panda now. 129 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,080 Hello? Anyone? 130 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,060 Nobody cares. 131 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:28,420 I care. Shut your yap, Orion. 132 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:35,600 Oh, no! 133 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:36,659 The top! 134 00:11:36,660 --> 00:11:37,660 Was I speeding? 135 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:40,060 No, Van. That's not a regular top. 136 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:41,280 That's... 137 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:45,620 I'm Rental Police. 138 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:46,640 Banana F. 139 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:48,700 Peelskins, you are under arrest. 140 00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:51,740 Is this because I never returned Bladder Blasters 4? 141 00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:58,880 And Bladder Blasters 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 142 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,800 and 19. 143 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:02,980 You're coming with me. 144 00:12:03,540 --> 00:12:04,540 No way. 145 00:12:04,780 --> 00:12:07,420 Banana's our friend, and you can't have him. Oh, yeah? 146 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:53,940 chain me to you that's cruel and annoying punishment plantains and 147 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,400 mortal enemies talk a lot 148 00:12:56,400 --> 00:13:03,040 okay 149 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:09,080 maggot time to pay your debt to video game society 150 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,900 get to work 151 00:13:24,650 --> 00:13:25,690 What is he, pretty panda? 152 00:13:27,730 --> 00:13:28,730 Panda. 153 00:13:28,990 --> 00:13:31,750 You pretty, pretty panda. 154 00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:35,410 What? Your crying is keeping me from thinking about ways to make you stop 155 00:13:35,410 --> 00:13:37,150 living. I'm not crying. 156 00:13:37,870 --> 00:13:40,430 Why don't you mind your own business, you goofy turkey? 157 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:43,570 Fine. Then I won't tell you about my escape plan. 158 00:13:44,050 --> 00:13:47,410 I don't give two safari walnuts about your escape plan. 159 00:13:48,470 --> 00:13:50,070 Wake up, slug bugs. 160 00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:53,430 Time for late night noogies and toilet licking. 161 00:13:55,799 --> 00:13:57,420 So tell me about the plan. 162 00:13:57,620 --> 00:14:00,580 It's a two -man job. I hit the guard in the head with something. 163 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,380 What? You. 164 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:06,560 Come 165 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:18,760 on. 166 00:14:18,780 --> 00:14:19,579 Let's hurry. 167 00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:20,580 Let's go left. 168 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:23,560 Big, your stupid plantains always want to go the wrong way. 169 00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:24,900 Really? 170 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:28,360 Is it wrong for a plantain to want to see his family? 171 00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:31,220 You have a family? 172 00:14:31,980 --> 00:14:32,980 That's right, Banana. 173 00:14:33,180 --> 00:14:35,340 This goofy turkey is a dad. 174 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:41,080 This is little plantina. That's my plantoni. That's my plantruti. And this 175 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,100 little plantalones. 176 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,480 They're all so cute. I miss them so much. 177 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,640 Thank you for asking me about my children. 178 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,540 Actually, you kind of brought that up. 179 00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:52,460 You're going to see the Bea Arthur out of those pantalones. 180 00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:54,240 That's the banana guarantee. 181 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:58,640 And you're going to see pretty panda. And you can take that to the stank bank. 182 00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:04,740 They found us. No, no, no. No time to run. We have to hide. 183 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:06,700 Let's think of a disguise. 184 00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:09,560 Something simple that won't draw any attention. 185 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:15,900 Tacos. Get your tacos. Get your garbage diaper swamp filled robot tacos. 186 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,000 What if someone actually wants a taco? 187 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:22,680 Don't worry. Nobody's going to want garbage diaper tacos, especially ones 188 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:23,680 by robots. 189 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:26,720 New tacos. 190 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,700 Look who it is. 191 00:15:29,140 --> 00:15:33,060 Pico. Yes, sir. Here you are. Enjoy. 192 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:36,060 He'll take the diapers. We're going to get caught. 193 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:45,960 These taste like diapers filled with warm garbage. 194 00:15:47,770 --> 00:15:49,130 Call an old cop. 195 00:15:49,610 --> 00:15:52,590 I got a location on delicious tacos. 196 00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:55,510 My friend's got to try this. 197 00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:58,210 What the? 198 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:02,550 Do you worry? 199 00:16:03,970 --> 00:16:04,970 Cricket! 200 00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:09,310 I don't see banana anywhere. 201 00:16:09,550 --> 00:16:10,630 We got to find it. 202 00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:18,030 We'll find him with my bionic banana locator. I just need to add this 203 00:16:18,030 --> 00:16:20,090 magnet. Ooh, there he is. 204 00:16:21,830 --> 00:16:26,010 Oh, no, sorry. Just some banana -shaped dots on my lenses. 205 00:16:27,830 --> 00:16:34,730 I seem to be stuck 206 00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:35,730 to this metal pole. 207 00:16:36,070 --> 00:16:37,190 I know what to do. 208 00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:43,070 Yes! 209 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:45,440 pole -shaped prison. 210 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,080 What? 211 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:52,400 This 212 00:16:52,400 --> 00:17:02,340 truck's 213 00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:06,140 going the wrong way. I'm getting further and further from pretty Panda. 214 00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:11,119 Oh, would you look at that adorable Panda. 215 00:17:17,349 --> 00:17:21,329 If I could just make it to the turbine, I'll have this magnet out of me in a 216 00:17:21,329 --> 00:17:22,329 jiffy. 217 00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:27,349 I'm a genius! 218 00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:32,470 I did it! I'm free! 219 00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:35,010 Dang. 220 00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:39,990 Jumping geranium! 221 00:17:40,190 --> 00:17:41,190 Look at the time! 222 00:17:41,570 --> 00:17:43,630 Pretty Panda will only be cute for five... 223 00:17:52,490 --> 00:17:53,690 Wait, no, scratch that. 224 00:17:54,630 --> 00:17:56,210 I'll use science! 225 00:17:57,430 --> 00:18:02,890 I've become massively magnetic, which I can counteract with an opposing 226 00:18:02,890 --> 00:18:04,970 electromagnetic field. 227 00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:07,310 My calculations are correct. 228 00:18:10,470 --> 00:18:13,470 What? My calculations... 229 00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:24,129 Garbage tacos. 230 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,810 Now these cops will never leave. It's worse than jail. 231 00:19:27,370 --> 00:19:31,490 Quiet. Look, as long as we have our disguises, we still have a chance. 232 00:19:32,770 --> 00:19:34,130 That was fun while it lasted. 233 00:19:34,430 --> 00:19:37,050 It's banana and plantain, Adam. 234 00:19:38,290 --> 00:19:39,610 Our fugitives. 235 00:19:40,070 --> 00:19:41,090 And our tacos. 236 00:20:07,630 --> 00:20:12,530 phone with your stupid panda and say hi to those kids for me banana 237 00:20:12,530 --> 00:20:18,850 hey guys we're gonna be obliterated by that meteor hey guys 238 00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:25,590 giant metal stuck to cricket party that's my favorite 239 00:20:25,590 --> 00:20:30,090 yeah more like we'll never see pretty panda ever pity party party 240 00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:39,380 Scott reporting live at the zoo, where in a few moments, Pretty Panda will no 241 00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:43,440 longer be cute, but will become gross, flabby, and middle -aged. 242 00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:51,720 Pretty Panda, for adorableness above and beyond the call of cutie, I award 243 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:55,380 you with the Iron Rhombus of endearing assidy. 244 00:20:57,660 --> 00:21:00,980 And now, countdown to grossness! 245 00:21:14,990 --> 00:21:18,610 I see pretty pattern with you guys. At least we get to be sad and disappointed 246 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:23,250 together. Even being sad is my favorite when I'm with my bestest friend. 247 00:21:23,690 --> 00:21:27,870 Yeah. Ping pong, ding dong. Best friend forever. 248 00:21:28,490 --> 00:21:31,070 Ping pong, ding dong. Best friend forever. 249 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:32,569 No, quiet. 250 00:21:32,570 --> 00:21:33,890 I see something. 251 00:21:34,110 --> 00:21:35,110 It's... 17870