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It's an emergency!
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We've got to see Pretty Panda and we've
got to see her now!
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You mean Pretty Panda, the cutest, most
insanely adorable darling baby panda in
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the whole wide world?
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That's the one.
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Pretty Panda is so cute that just
looking at its picture can turn your
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into birthday presents.
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Oh, yay!
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I got presents!
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New eyeballs?
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How did they know?
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Look, I can't believe I'm saying this,
but if I don't see this cute panda, I
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will regret every remaining second of my
remaining life.
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The third birthday is tomorrow.
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And on their third birthday, pandas go
directly from insanely cute babies right
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to gross, sloppy, and middle -aged. See?
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Oh, no!
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My eyeballs became burnt hot dogs.
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Yum, yum, yum. Mm, yum.
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Come on. We got to go right now.
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Bingo, banana, cricket, cute panda road
trip before it becomes gross high five.
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Can I drive?
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Oh, boy. Why is that funny?
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Don't!
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Do we have anything besides whale
sounds?
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I've got dolphin sounds, sturgeon
noises, and trout screams.
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Let's try the radio.
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Ding -dong, ding -dong, that's best
ever.
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Right. You got bullied by someone
famous.
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Call Name Dropper. I did.
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She made my life miserable.
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And now she's on the radio, getting rich
and famous by stealing my song.
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If only there was a way for you to give
her a piece of your mind in person.
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Plenty of time. I'm just going to find
my high school archenemy and force her
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admit she stole my song. I mean, how
long could that take, right?
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Ping -pong, ping -pong.
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Best friends forever.
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Because friends are nice and nice and
sweet.
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So be best friends with ice cream.
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She admits that that's my song.
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And don't come back here until you have
my hazelnut toothpicks.
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What? Hello, Shlovern DeFazafini.
Remember me? You stole my song.
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Actually, I don't. Who are you?
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What do you mean, who am I? I'm
Goatface, remember?
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Ping -pong, ding -dong, best friends
forever.
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Nice song, Goatface.
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And by song, I mean garbage.
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And by garbage, I mean your soul!
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I did steal your song. But instead, how
about I never tell anybody about it?
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Ever. Oh, I was hoping for the exact
opposite of that.
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But lucky for me, I recorded this whole
conversation on my secret snout camera.
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Not bad. But you know the best part of
being a super rich rock star?
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Monogram six foot sub sandwiches?
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Okay, you want to know the second best
part?
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Being able to afford a dressing room
that's also a secret shrinking people
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crushing trap.
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Hello, Slytherin.
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Goat face! Get off the stage!
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Garbage head, I admit it. You win. I
stole your song.
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That's right.
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I wrote this song. Which means all of
you are really my fans.
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Are you ready to hear my song?
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Ping -pong, ding -dong, that's forever.
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Wait. Goat didn't write that song.
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I did.
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Remember?
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Ping -pong, ding -dong, that's forever.
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Yeah. Now, who wants to hear me sing it?
Ooh, that's messed up, Squirrel.
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You know I wrote that song. Remember?
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Ping -pong ding. Oh, ping -pong ding
-dong.
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Really? You were there, too?
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You don't remember? Oh, that's messed
up, Coat. Now, who wants to hear me sing
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my own song? How dare you!
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Yes,
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it is I, the true writer of the song. Or
have you forgotten the rest of that
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flashback?
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Ding -pong, a -ding -dong.
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I am the real artist, and I deserve to
play at the Fozzy Fest.
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Okay, okay, I think we can all agree
that everyone here wrote the song,
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Slytherin. So why don't we just all sing
it right now, together?
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Am I getting on that?
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Well,
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since Coat left the car, her seat is up
-seat for grabbies, which means...
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Howdy, cowboy, I'm driving!
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See? Just took two secs. Let's go.
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Coat's seat looks like a cricket.
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the world's greatest trampoline park.
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Guys, I know we need to see Pretty
Panda, but I wonder if we could super
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make a super quick stop at Tramp Town
for like one awesome second.
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Nope. Sorry, pig. We're on a cute panda
deadline.
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Besides, I hate trampolines. They make
me jumpy.
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I'm amazing.
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Tramp Town, one male.
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Last chance to tramp.
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My very last chance.
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I got to do something.
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Guys, I'm going to go under this blanket
to take a nap and not sleep off the
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Trampton. Whatever works your dick,
Rosa.
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It's Tram -tacular!
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Welcome to Trampton.
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What do you, like, want?
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Clerk McGirt?
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I would like one jump on your finest
trampoline.
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All our trampolines are the finest.
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You could tiptoe on our tiny, teeny
tramp.
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And also the highly informative
Trampalern.
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Of course, our trampoline made of real
tramp. It doesn't hurt.
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That one!
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The Tide Traffic Trampolage of
Sertoline?
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Oh, no. It's only for highly trained
professional trampoline trampoliners
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me. You couldn't handle that tramp.
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I think I am tramp enough to tramp that
tramp, and I'll prove it by beating you
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at some wrestling.
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Okay, but don't, like, get your hopes
up. You look really good at some
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wrestling.
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Okay, bye.
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Quit fucking around.
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It's a watermelon.
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We found a new galaxy. It appears to be
extremely gross and shaped like a smelly
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pig. Hey.
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Look,
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Clark McGirt, it's the intergalactic
cheese grater.
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There's cheese down there?
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Extra space cheese.
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Sweet.
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Actually, I'm quite tangy.
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I'm tired of trampolining.
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I want to see Pretty Panda now.
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Hello? Anyone?
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Nobody cares.
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I care. Shut your yap, Orion.
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Oh, no!
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The top!
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Was I speeding?
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No, Van. That's not a regular top.
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That's...
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I'm Rental Police.
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Banana F.
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Peelskins, you are under arrest.
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Is this because I never returned Bladder
Blasters 4?
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And Bladder Blasters 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,
10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18,
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and 19.
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You're coming with me.
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No way.
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Banana's our friend, and you can't have
him. Oh, yeah?
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chain me to you that's cruel and
annoying punishment plantains and
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mortal enemies talk a lot
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okay
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maggot time to pay your debt to video
game society
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get to work
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What is he, pretty panda?
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Panda.
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You pretty, pretty panda.
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What? Your crying is keeping me from
thinking about ways to make you stop
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living. I'm not crying.
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Why don't you mind your own business,
you goofy turkey?
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Fine. Then I won't tell you about my
escape plan.
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I don't give two safari walnuts about
your escape plan.
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Wake up, slug bugs.
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Time for late night noogies and toilet
licking.
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So tell me about the plan.
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It's a two -man job. I hit the guard in
the head with something.
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What? You.
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Come
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on.
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Let's hurry.
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Let's go left.
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Big, your stupid plantains always want
to go the wrong way.
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Really?
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Is it wrong for a plantain to want to
see his family?
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You have a family?
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That's right, Banana.
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This goofy turkey is a dad.
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This is little plantina. That's my
plantoni. That's my plantruti. And this
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little plantalones.
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They're all so cute. I miss them so
much.
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Thank you for asking me about my
children.
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Actually, you kind of brought that up.
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You're going to see the Bea Arthur out
of those pantalones.
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That's the banana guarantee.
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And you're going to see pretty panda.
And you can take that to the stank bank.
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They found us. No, no, no. No time to
run. We have to hide.
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Let's think of a disguise.
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Something simple that won't draw any
attention.
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Tacos. Get your tacos. Get your garbage
diaper swamp filled robot tacos.
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What if someone actually wants a taco?
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Don't worry. Nobody's going to want
garbage diaper tacos, especially ones
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by robots.
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New tacos.
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Look who it is.
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Pico. Yes, sir. Here you are. Enjoy.
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He'll take the diapers. We're going to
get caught.
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These taste like diapers filled with
warm garbage.
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Call an old cop.
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I got a location on delicious tacos.
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My friend's got to try this.
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What the?
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Do you worry?
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Cricket!
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I don't see banana anywhere.
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We got to find it.
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We'll find him with my bionic banana
locator. I just need to add this
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magnet. Ooh, there he is.
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Oh, no, sorry. Just some banana -shaped
dots on my lenses.
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I seem to be stuck
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to this metal pole.
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I know what to do.
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Yes!
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pole -shaped prison.
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What?
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This
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truck's
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going the wrong way. I'm getting further
and further from pretty Panda.
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Oh, would you look at that adorable
Panda.
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If I could just make it to the turbine,
I'll have this magnet out of me in a
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jiffy.
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I'm a genius!
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I did it! I'm free!
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Dang.
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Jumping geranium!
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Look at the time!
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Pretty Panda will only be cute for
five...
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Wait, no, scratch that.
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I'll use science!
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I've become massively magnetic, which I
can counteract with an opposing
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electromagnetic field.
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My calculations are correct.
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What? My calculations...
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Garbage tacos.
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Now these cops will never leave. It's
worse than jail.
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Quiet. Look, as long as we have our
disguises, we still have a chance.
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That was fun while it lasted.
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It's banana and plantain, Adam.
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Our fugitives.
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And our tacos.
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phone with your stupid panda and say hi
to those kids for me banana
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hey guys we're gonna be obliterated by
that meteor hey guys
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giant metal stuck to cricket party
that's my favorite
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yeah more like we'll never see pretty
panda ever pity party party
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Scott reporting live at the zoo, where
in a few moments, Pretty Panda will no
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longer be cute, but will become gross,
flabby, and middle -aged.
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Pretty Panda, for adorableness above and
beyond the call of cutie, I award
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you with the Iron Rhombus of endearing
assidy.
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And now, countdown to grossness!
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I see pretty pattern with you guys. At
least we get to be sad and disappointed
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together. Even being sad is my favorite
when I'm with my bestest friend.
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Yeah. Ping pong, ding dong. Best friend
forever.
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Ping pong, ding dong. Best friend
forever.
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No, quiet.
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I see something.
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It's...
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