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[announcer]
First, there was Football X-7. Then, Hockey Z-9.
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But there was an obvious
alphanumeric gap between them.
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-So get ready for...
-Croquet Y-8!
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Huh, finally, the opportunity
for me to show off
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my mad mallet skills!
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If opportunity doesn't knock,
build a door.
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Or a hoop with a portal.
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Fine, but we're doing
Demolition Derby G-48 tomorrow.
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Hey, you guys seen Perry?
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[all] In the house.
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What's next? Stacy shows up
and asks, "What you doing?"
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[watch beeping]
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[Candace] Perry?
Perry, where are you?
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There you are,
my monotreme mon-amie.
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It's just a hat, Carl.
Why is it just a hat?
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-Do you think he's invisible?
-Then wouldn't his hat be floating?
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Or maybe he's a ghost.
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Well, the hat would
still be floating, right?
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They can't interact with
the material world, Carl.
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Use your head.
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All right, Jeremy.
Perry and I are all ears.
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I mean, we're not like
all ears.
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I mean, imagine
if we were all ears.
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Just covered in ears.
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Like, we can hear out
of our elbows.
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Candace, you're weird.
So, what's the sitch?
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I need you and Perry
for a summer school project for college credit.
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It's a zoology course.
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Uh-huh, great. A documentary
about zoo college.
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It's a day in the life
of an exotic animal
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and Perry is the most exotic
animal I know.
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So, it's you and me
documenting Perry all afternoon.
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-Great. Sounds like a plan.
I'm in. -Are you sure, Candace?
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Because it looks
like you may want to bust your brothers.
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No, no, no, no.
I can multitask.
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I can bust the boys while
we document Perry.
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-No problem.
-Great.
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Just need some assistance with
this equipment from the car.
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You got it.
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Assistant slash producer slash
girlfriend at your service.
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All right, Perry, stay put.
Don't do much.
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You know, like you usually
don't do.
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[footsteps receding]
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[Jeremy] Documenting
Perry's life all afternoon.
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[echoing]
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[? video game music playing]
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? Fake Perry ?
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[Candace] Places, people,
places.
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All right, Perry.
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Let's do this!
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-[both] Phew!
-Thank goodness you're here, Agent P.
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What kept you?
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Oh, you had to use
an emergency Perry bot as a decoy.
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Aren't you a little
concerned, sir,
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about all the previous
models being recalled due to mechanical failure?
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I estimate you've got
about three hours, give or take,
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before your bot goes smoke,
boom, spaghetti.
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Great googly moogly!
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That would blow your cover
with your host family.
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I'll keep it brief. Doof
is getting into some farm-related shenanigans,
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and no good has ever come
from a mad scientist
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taking up animal husbandry.
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-Go get him, Agent P.
-In less than three hours.
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[echoing] Three hours.
Three hours.
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Carl, is that why I signed
an invoice for an echo machine?
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[echoing] Machine? Machine?
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? We had Football X-7
and Hockey Z-9 ?
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? We could have left it
at that and been perfectly fine ?
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? But anyone with
a little common sense ?
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? Could see the gap
In our alphanumeric sporting events ?
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? Croquet Y-8 ?
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-? Y-8, Y-8 ?
-? Croquet Y-8 ?
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? It's time for us
to demonstrate ?
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? It's like croquet
but there are ways to differentiate ?
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? Let me break it down
with an equipment roll call ?
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? We've got oversize mallets
pegs, wickets, and balls ?
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? Plus a few upgrades
that we just resolved ?
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? Our core encryption's
all the way from here to City Hall ?
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? Are you feeling lucky?
Are you feeling immortal? ?
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? Watch us take shots
through this quantum portal ?
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? It's another dimension
we can navigate ?
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[Isabella] ? And if you
miss the peg you can recalibrate ?
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? It's better than
the original, no debate ?
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? This is not croquet ?
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? This is Croquet Y-8 ?
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? Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. ?
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-[bleats]
-[Dr. Doofenshmirtz] Welcome, Perry the Plat-
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Off, off. I bet you're
wondering why I'm dressed
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as a traditional
Drusselstinian shepherd, right?
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Well, that's because sheep
are a part of my latest dastardly plan.
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Also, I've taken up knitting.
I made this adorable sweater for you.
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The stitching took twice
as long as the online tutorial
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said it would, but...
It's a little big on you, but we can fix that.
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-[beep]
-Ha, ha, ha.
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[whirrs]
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There you go, much better.
Now you look like an adorable duck-billed baby.
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A trapped, adorable
duck-billed baby.
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That's you.
Coochie, coochie, coo.
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Ah, yes, the eternal question,
Perry the Platypus,
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do you even sheep, bro?
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When I was a lad,
I had trouble sleeping,
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so my parents told me to try
counting sheep,
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which is weird
and not helpful.
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I mean, it's not as weird
as counting copper-topped whittling crabs
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to get rid of leg cramps,
but still, you get the idea.
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Granted, we had a lot of sheep
for accounting purposes,
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but it just never really
worked for me.
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But counting sheep does work
for a lot of people.
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Hence, and behold,
the thing that you're already beholding,
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my Go-To-Sheep-Inator.
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Look at Perry the Platypus.
This is my favorite part.
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The inator rehydrates sheep
from a packet of dehydrated sheep
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that I ordered off
of a Drusselstinian website.
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[announcer] Dehydrated sheep.
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Just add water
and watch them grow.
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It's fun, it's easy,
and profitable.
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My plan is to give everyone
all the sheep they can count,
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putting all of Danville
to sleep,
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allowing me
to take over the...
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What? What?
You're giving me that look?
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You no likey? You know, they can't
all be gems, Perry the Platypus.
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[sighs] You really know
how to take the wind
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out of a guy's sails,
you know that?
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Hey, buddy, no!
The scheme wasn't that bad!
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Hey, I knitted that!
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-[smacks]
-[groans]
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No fair! You distracted me
with implied criticism!
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Ah-ha! Count the sheep,
Perry the Platypus.
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-Count the sheep
and go to sleep. -[sheep bleating]
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-[beeping]
-Count the sheep... [yelps]
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Well, this is an unexpected
escalation.
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Ride on, sheep boy!
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-[chittering]
-Ooh, and apparently,
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monotremes chitter
every ten seconds.
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Mark that down.
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[buzzing]
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Oh, hungry little guy?
Let's get some footage of Perry eating.
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Candace?
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[yelping] Gotta call Mom.
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-[phone dialing]
-[hissing]
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-Argh!
-[thuds]
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Wait, where are they? [echoes]
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-Candace. Hey, Candace.
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be right there.
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-I need help finding his food.
-Oh, right. Food.
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Yeah, he likes that.
I'm coming!
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Sorry, Jeremy.
I got distracted.
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I know. Let's up
the production value.
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Come here, Perry.
It's showtime.
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I've got this multitasking
thing down.
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A well-balanced diet is vital
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to the health of any
semi-aquatic mammal.
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-[screaming]
-I don't think he likes it.
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Do all platypi do that,
or is that a Perry thing?
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No, platypuses don't do much.
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Perry, wait up!
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Candace?
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You got this, Jeremy!
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Get back here!
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[beeping]
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Hey, Perry the Platypus,
did you know that the plural of sheep
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is also sheep?
Isn't that boring?
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[sheep bleating]
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What about sheeps,
or sheepuses, or sheeples?
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Have as many sheeples
as you want, Perry the Platypus,
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I can always make more!
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[laughs]
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Wait, wait, wait,
stop flocking towards me!
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You're not supposed to flock
in such a spherical manner!
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Ow, Mom, ow! I'm, ow! Jeremy, ow! On
the way, ow! Are building, ow! Croquet, ow!
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Huh, this is behavior
we've never seen before.
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Ow!
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Uh, you okay there, hon?
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Yeah, I mean, it's cool.
I got this, though.
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Jeremy and I are working on
his Perry film project.
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Also, the boys have a project
you should see.
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Oh, did you say you were doing
a Perry movie?
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This I have to see.
I'm on my way.
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Yes!
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[coughs] What?
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-Jeremy?
-[coughing]
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Oh, do all platypi emit
smoke like this?
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[bleating]
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Hey, my sheep! My yarn!
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My Inator!
[grunting furiously]
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Now, now, how is this
supposed to put anyone to sleep?
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Oh, I see. Oh, I see.
You're re-dehydrating them. Okay, good.
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Wait, but you missed
this ball.
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[grunts]
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-[beeping]
-Well, all's wool that ends wool.
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Wait, a little help?
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
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Mom will be here any minute.
I can do it all!
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I'm a multitasking master!
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Ugh. Actually, I think
this multitasking thing is overrated.
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It's too many taskings.
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[all] Croquet Y-8!
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[all cheer]
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Croquet just needed
a few well-timed portals
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and pyrotechnics. Who knew?
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Ah! Sudden sheep!
And they're flocking this way!
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[Buford] Wow,
that's a lot of sheep!
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Seeing as there are 34 sheep
in the circumference,
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if we calculate
the sheep radius
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multiplied by y divided by
three pi r squared,
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-you would get...
-589 sheep.
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[both snoring]
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Candace, I think we got
some great footage.
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Aww... And finally,
after a very exotic day,
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our monotreme takes
a moment to not do much.
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Grabbing a well-earned cuddle
with everyone's favorite
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hard-working assistant
slash producer slash girlfriend.
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Oh, gotta charge my phone.
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[snoring]
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[zaps, hisses]
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Yeah, Perry does this
all the time.
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Yeah, you said it, Perry.
There, there you are, Perry.
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[muffled explosion]
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Two cutie-patooties.
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All right, kids,
everybody in for snacks.
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Hey, Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher,
you wanna see the footage of Perry?
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Ooh, absolutely.
Come on, kids.
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-And somebody wake up Baljeet.
-Ah! I'm up, I'm up.
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I can't believe you bought
an entire sheep farm
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and didn't think to get
any sheep?
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-No, I ordered some.
-[sheep bleating]
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No, not those.
They're being delivered this afternoon.
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Oh.
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[? rock music playing]
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? Do you want to be strong
as a tank? ?
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? But you need a gym
that won't break the bank ?
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? You'll sweat so much
that you'll really stink ?
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? But when you see the results
you'll be sure to thank me ?
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? When you come on down
to Doofnasium ?
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? Don't sit on the couch
and be a lazy bum ?
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? If you want things
that are crazy-ium ?
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? Just come on down today?
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? Doofnasium ?
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