All language subtitles for Lock & Load (2023)

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And we do it in the

road. East side, west side. Throw it up.

And we do it in the a Kirkwood zone 6.

And we do it in the a south side, north

side, Ben Hill, summer hill. Keep it

real. And we do it in the A. Boulevard.

Off going hard. Zone one, zone three. We

for real and we do it in the A. Let the

bra hat turn to the back in the A. Yeah,

we kick it like that. And we do it in

the in a drop top or a flipflop.

Everybody in my city getting wrecked.

And we do it in the on the east side. I

be fly. I be riding with my people. And

we do it. I got to go.

Do you think a pigeon knows when it's

fat?

What?

Well, like do you think a pigeon ever

looks at another pigeon and goes, "Oh,

you're overweight."

I'm trying to read. Cuz there's always

one, isn't there? There's always one in

every flock that's fat. I wonder if they

all stay away from the fat pigeon.

Pigeon fat shaming.

Jesus.

is a thing.

Here's a question, right?

If you stand inside a moving train and

you jump, the train moves with you. But

if you stand on top of a moving train

and jump, the train moves underneath

you. Can you just shut up for two

minutes? I'm trying to read.

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Yo.

Mhm.

Guy's about to blow up your car. You are

like a You know that need constant

attention.

Get a grip.

Shummer me.

Unbelievable.

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That guy blew up my car. Told you.

What'd you do with the shotguns?

enough time to do that.

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Oh, it's like a video game.

So, what's the plan? 16 shots right

here, mate. That's more than enough.

It's all right for you. I've only got

six. Well, you would insist on going old

school. Yeah. Well, it's got sentimental

value. Oh, yeah. Let's see how

sentimental you get when they shoot you

in the face cuz you're out of bullets.

Yeah, I best get creative then.

Whatever, Picasso. Here they come.

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Heat. Heat.

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Size in everything, man.

Huh? Would you look at that?

See that hostage safety course paid off.

I wasn't on that course.

Rocket launcher did.

I've got an idea.

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I'm going to do it. I'm going to blow us

all the hell up.

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Shall we just take their car? I ain't

driving around a bomb in the car. Just

disarm it. Do you know how to disarm a

bomb? Can't be that hard. Red wire,

green wire,

etc.

Mark Preston, isn't it? It is. How about

we

stiger?

We're all good. Sure. Not as smart. Must

be important, isn't it? Always indeed. I

like to think of it as a matter of life

and deaths,

but mainly death.

We have here 250 AK-47s,

500 corresponding magazines, 30 round

capacity, and 100 boxes of ammo.

250 uses, 9 mil, 32 round capacity, same

quantity of ammo as the AKs.

All 3D printed, no serial numbers, and

each one test fired to ensure quality.

Changing the face of warfare. I wouldn't

go as far as saying that.

Even 3D printing AKs will be obsolete

thanks to drones.

The businesses have to develop innovate.

You said in the phone you wanted to

transfer funds. Yeah, that's correct.

Why a transfer? Eh,

that happened to good old green. You

know, stuff you could hold and smell.

Stage of a 100 hands and then what dirty

we deals have been exchanged in.

Call me OCD,

but I prefer the hygienic way. Hygienic?

But that thing's crawling with bacteria.

Hope you don't text back when you're on

the toilet.

625,000.

What's your delivery arrangements? I

have a truck parked a couple of miles

away at service stop. Ideal.

I'll alert the driver as soon as the

transfer is complete.

Apologies,

but it's customary in this line of

business to ask what's the nature of

their use. Nature of their use or guns.

You don't ask a fisherman what he's

going to do with his rod. Yes, but these

are not for cash and cod.

These are automatic weapons and serial

numbers.

I need to make sure that this

transaction and these guns can't be

tracked back to me. It's ironic,

but I need to know they're in safe

hands. The weapons are to be shipped to

the Middle East for use in a military

coup.

Middle East is saturated with

substandard AKs fit for the purpose.

Is that the best you can come up with?

Agent Stokes.

What? What do you think? This is some

pissyw wee backstreet operation.

All the red flags were there. First time

buyer, short notice.

Only

M. Preston isn't a first time buyer.

And you

are my Preston.

Hmingbird.

Code word falling on deaf ears I'm

afraid.

It's as if I want to kill you.

Yeah.

There's someone coming home for the

thrill. Yeah,

it's one hell of a day.

It's a crazy day.

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And I can see the world.

I hear the voices on my mind

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by the other side. It's a crazy day.

Hell of a day.

It's as if I want to kill you.

I never will real.

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It's one hell of a day.

It's a crazy day.

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Crazy day.

Be a crazy day.

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It's a crazy

morning.

Is it really

playing with me?

What are you, a vampire? I need sleep.

I thought you said you were going for an

early morning run.

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Did I?

That's what you told me.

I thought we're going to do something

fun today as a family.

I've already told you Maddiey's got

school camp this week.

She's getting picked up this morning.

So, it's just us two. Yeah,

we can do something.

What did you have in mind?

Well,

something dirty.

Something really dirty.

something really really dirty.

Mhm.

Go on then.

Well,

you promised to clean out the shed. It's

absolutely filthy. Oh my god. Is that a

time I was going to go for a run on you?

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Oh man, that looks good. Greedy guts.

Nick, you'll make her spill that down

her clean pajamas.

So, are you looking forward to camp

Champ? Yeah. Are you looking forward to

cleaning out the shed?

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Ah, who have you been speaking to? If I

told you I'd have to kill you. What?

You're so lame.

I'm lame.

I'm lame.

Is there an echo in here? Oh, you've

done it now.

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Bye. Thank you. Give me a hug. Love you,

Dad. A. Okay. Bye, mommy.

Are you excited? Yes.

See you later. Have fun.

You be good now.

See you soon. Bye bye.

Thought I might find you here. Hey,

how's it going? Not bad. What about you?

Ah,

really? You're going to smoke a cigar

right after a jog? I'm all about life

balance, bro.

Clearly. What's happening here? Ah, just

thought I'd try out some of these bad

boys.

A surely you're not retiring the trusty

old pistol. Sadly, yes. It finally fell

apart.

My hammer split. It's been around since

the war, bro. Yeah, I'm just trying to

see which one of these is a good fit for

me.

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Thought about moving the target closer.

They get some good cult 1911 classic

Brighton 92 PX4. I haven't seen one of

these in a while. Yeah, it's a little

bit more feminine that one. That should

suit you to a tea.

Watch and learn, boy.

Maybe you should uh stick to talking

people to death.

You just come here to try and piss me

off. Yeah.

Thought today was your day with Emma and

Maddie. Maddie's got camp. Oh, yeah. Cuz

Maddy's got camp. Yeah, she's got camp.

And Emma mentioned something about

spring cleaning, so I got out of there

sharpish. That makes more sense.

Hello, Nick. Hi, Kate. It's good to hear

from you. Sorry to call you today. Nah,

that's all right. We're never that busy

on bank holidays.

So, how are you guys then? Andy didn't

come home last night. Was he drinking?

No, they called him in first thing

yesterday morning. Said he had to go.

And you haven't heard from him since?

No.

You tried calling the agency? I can't

get through to anyone. Okay. Listen,

we'll swing by in half an hour. Are you

sure? Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. I'll see

you soon. Okay.

So, what's going on? Stokes is missing.

Okay. I'll pack this stuff up in the car

if you want to get changed. Yeah,

he got a call around ATM. They said they

needed him in for an urgent operation.

Does he ever talk about his work at all

to you? I thought that was against

protocol. Well, it is. But is there

anything he might have said to give an

indication something was wrong?

Well, over the past few weeks, he was

feeling a bit uneasy. He said that the

department was investigating a possible

corruption and that he'd likely be

questioned.

Yeah, but that's usually an ongoing

procedure. I mean, all the units will

have an anti-corruption department. No,

the way he was going on about it though,

it seems like it could be more close to

home.

You don't think he'd actually be

involved in anything, though, do you

Andy? No, I can't imagine it.

Why can you? No, not Stokes.

Do you have his list of agency contacts?

Yeah, one minute.

This is a list that Andy leaves me if

there's any emergencies.

They all close contacts of his names,

phone numbers.

I mean, I think given the possible

corruption situation, we just exercise a

little bit of caution with this. I mean,

maybe before we call any of the names on

here, we go check out a safe house.

Yeah. Okay. We'll keep you updated

and try not to worry. I'm sure if

anything had happened, someone would

have contacted you. Thanks for doing

this.

How do you know the location of his safe

house? He told me that's not very safe.

I can keep secrets. No, you can't.

First one to spoil season finale.

Who the take one more step and I'll

[ __ ] shoot you. What are you doing

here? I swear.

Wouldn't do that if I were you.

doing here. This is Stokes place.

Sam Wan

agency site and where Stokes

Sting operation went south. Stokes went

missing. I'm laying low here.

You guys agency or well freelance?

Yeah, we go way back. Who was Stokes

after?

I'm going to tell you two clones.

Listen, I think you need to remember

what side of the gun you're on.

Miles Stiger, international arm stealer.

We got word that he was doing a deal

with a gun runner named Mark Preston.

So, we seized this guy Preston route to

a meeting.

Stokes took his place.

So you could have Brian Stiger,

right?

So how did you guys find out about the

meeting between Stiger and this um Mark

Preston?

We've got a guy in the inside and

Stiger's organization. Yeah. How do you

get in touch with him? Well, we don't.

He gets in contact with us. Security

protocol helps protect him, keep him

safe. Standard.

So how do we get to Stokes?

But there's more to it.

Found out that Stiger was closing a

contract with a terrorist known as the

chess master. Now, we don't know

anything about this guy. [ __ ] We only

found out what Stiger looks like two

days ago. Anyway, according to our guy,

it's a major deal. Been working on it

for weeks. In fact, the first meet

between the chess master and Stiger is

due to go down at 400 p.m. today. I call

me as intel.

Jesus, doesn't anyone take days off? And

who the calls themselves the chess

master?

So why not wait and get the both of

them? Why get this Mark Preston instead

of the big fish? Now the plan was

twofold. Capture Stiger, then rig the

meeting with the terrorist group.

Substitute Stiger for one of our agents,

a lookalike so approach. No one could

tell it was him.

That way we get all three.

Get the guns off the street to Stiger.

Sold to Preston.

Stop the subsequent deal with a chess

master and Stiger would be banged up.

Still sounds a bit rushed to me. Yeah.

Well, it was. So, yeah. I mean, how come

you only just found out what Stiger

looks like? I thought you had an

undercover in there. What the reporting

on the weather? Look, the guy had only

been inside for a few days.

Once we get that information, we decided

to strike whilst Alan was hot. Simple.

Bottom line, how do we get stokes? Well,

oh, strike team.

Yeah. Two approaching from the front.

I'll check the rear, said the archbishop

to the choir boy.

Nothing out back.

What are you doing? Just be like

Gassley.

Come on.

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Let him have it.

You smell gas,

mate. You know I've got a block nose.

Ain't no bank holiday without a

barbecue.

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Is there a fail safe to pull this

undercover out. Yeah. You're telling us

you sent someone in there you couldn't

communicate with. There has to be a way

of contacting them. That is

you're looking at them. What?

Why the [ __ ] didn't you say something

before? I didn't know if you were with

Stiger.

Come on. Surely if you were undercover

this thing operation went south, you'd

lay low. Suspicion would be on the new

guy.

Stokes made the decision to pull me out.

He told me to go to the safe house

before the sting operation on Stiger. I

wasn't even there.

Yeah, but you do know where the deal

went down, right?

Yeah, but tactical response already

swept the building. It's vacated.

There's nothing there. So, what's the

location of today's meeting with this

terrorist guy? Same location.

Yeah. So, that means that they've

changed the location of today's meeting,

especially after the attempted raid.

Yeah. Meaning there's nothing to go on.

Yeah, I'd still like to take a look at

the place where the deal went then.

I'll take you though.

Well, we found flames.

Well, there's nothing here.

I just had a thought. What?

Do you know how to contact this guy, the

chess master? Yeah, I caught sight of

his number and stagger made a call. What

use is that? So, how about we call him

up right? We pose a stiger, change the

location of the day's meeting. Right

now, we use the stiger doper as

originally planned and we capture the

chess master. That doesn't help us get

stiger or stokes. Yeah. Yeah. Know it

does. Right. Because assuming today's

meeting is still going ahead, Stiger

will have already called the chess

master to change the location. When we

capture the chess master, we get him to

tell us the original location. We run up

in Stiger, surrounded by illegal arms,

waiting for his money.

[ __ ] this is getting complicated.

But won't you have heard his voice then?

No, he uses one of those voice distort

attached to an old telephone. That's how

he's able to track the contact number

dial. Would he be suspicious that we've

changed the location for a second time?

That's all we've got.

What's the name of this guy that's

posing this tiger?

Darren Bundy.

Let's get him involved

cuz we have 3 hours to pull

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The two wild cards.

Stiger. I was wondering what your

interest in all this was. Oh, yeah. Why

didn't you tell me to come find out?

Drop your weapons.

That includes you.

Everyone

your guns.

always lets the lads get in some real

life practice. Oh. Oh, yeah. You're

going to regret that. How about I make

that smile permanent?

Lord have mercy. You're good. But what

do we do about this little situation

right here? Just go after Sonic. I get

both. I'd do it with just one.

Nick,

we got him. Ready to go.

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Yeah. Darn Bundy's names on this list.

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Hi, Don. Bundy speaking. Yeah. Hi,

Darren. Uh, my name's Nick. I'm close

friends with Andy Stokes. Okay. Yeah.

Listen, his wife gave me your telephone

number. Are you able to meet with us at

all? Is that Nick Spencer? Yeah, it is.

Andy's told me all about you guys. Is

everything okay? Not really. Stokes has

gone missing. It would be best if we

could meet in person if possible. Can

you meet me in half an hour? Do you know

where the old AR building is?

D. Yeah, pleased to meet you both.

Andy mentioned you guys a few times. I

trained him up when he first joined the

service. You know, he hasn't been seen

since yesterday, right? Not seen by who?

What do you mean? Well, how do you know

he's missing? My instructions were to

wait for a meeting place to be

confirmed. That's all I was briefed out

for the meeting at 400 p.m. Yeah, that's

in 2 hours time. I'm aware of that.

Sometimes we don't receive critical

details until at least an hour before.

Such as the nature of fieldwork.

Well, Stokes is nowhere to be seen. An

undercover agent named Sam Logan has

been taken by Stiger's men, the arms

dealer you're set to pose as this

afternoon. Yeah, that's right. Stiger

was supposed to be in a secure facility

by this point. Nobody's notified me

otherwise. A secure facility.

Can you access government detainees?

Yeah, of course. Depending. I've got the

level of clearance needed to speak to

the prisoner in question. Why would you

be able to check and see if there's a

Mark Preston in custody?

Who's Mark Preston? So, he was the buyer

that Stokes posed as yesterday and that

was the last time that he was seen.

Yeah. He's our only shot at getting this

tiger.

Let's see. Okay, let me see if he's been

held.

Release.

Move it.

You know where you're going.

Take a seat.

So,

Mark Preston.

Yeah, that's me.

Who brought you here, Mark?

How should I know? Some hooded goons.

Have you been questioned by anyone

since?

Nope. I ain't heard a peep out of

anyone. Not at least why I'm here. Why

you're here? Yours dealer.

What's your business with my stiger?

That's not a hard question.

Is there a reduced sentence attached to

this conversation?

That depends on how helpful you are.

back.

Looking back in your chair,

I'm a gun smuggler.

I was acting as a liaison between Stiger

and a Despot in the Far East. Stagger

was 3D printing a lot of weapons for it.

What was in it for you?

I was just acting as an intermediary for

a percentage of the profit, you know,

like a broker.

Normally, I would smuggle the guns

myself, but Stiger has a channel for

getting the weapons out the country.

What? The airfield?

Yeah, he owns that private airfield.

Planes carrying contraband, take off on

land all the time, and he oversees

everything.

Is that the only place you know that

Stiger operates out of there? And one

other some old disused plant that used

to be pipes components for buildings

like a a steel plant. Yeah, that's where

they keep the printing equipment

down by a railway line. Yeah, I know the

one.

So, this photo isn't supposed to be you.

No,

that's my old stiger.

That's not Stiger.

How do you know?

Because I've seen him lots of times.

He's a younger bloke with a slick back

brown hair.

Oh my god.

What? Sam Logan.

Are you sure? Yes.

He's a close contact.

Not many people meet him face to face.

Do you have a picture anywhere of

Stiger?

Just told you he's a private person. You

think I've got a bunch of selfies taken

down the pub with them? Eh, give me your

phone. Let me bring up his Facebook. Get

smart. Watch yourself, sir.

What is this? Good cop, bad cop. I told

you everything I know. I ain't a cop.

We ain't got time for this, Nick. Let's

go.

Yeah, we ain't got time for this.

Peace.

So, what's the plan now? Restoring the

steel plant. I can assemble a team.

Listen, Darren Stock's got word of a

mole in the agency. How do you know who

you can trust?

Mark Case,

we limited to just us. Let's not take

any chances. I can imagine this has got

something to do with Stoke's

disappearance.

Three miss calls from Emma.

Do you need to get your family to Stoke

safe house? Uh, there might be a slight

problem with that. Yes. Um, yeah, we

blew it up.

What? Yeah, there's a gas leak. Gas

leak. Very nasty.

Stokes is right to be used to. Go check

in and get yourselves cleaned up. I'll

get some gear together and text you

another address where to meet me at.

We've been just over an hour at that

meet.

Jesus

sneak

tiger. Your name's like a bad word in my

camp right now.

burns out. Well, first you postpone the

meeting by 3 days and next you want to

change the location. I don't appreciate

being

This is a sensitive deal. Timing is

crucial.

I appreciate that. Let me assure you,

security is a priority and we both need

this deal to get through as safely as

possible. Meaning what? You've had

issues with the law already?

Not exactly.

Rebel Army representatives.

I'll incentivize a deal and you won't

get your hands dirty. Getting my hands

dirty is my business. And I've never

been afraid of a little bit of cleaning

up. What's the problem with the rag tag

band of rebels? Anyway,

we need to increase our carrier charge.

I've had to pay off a couple of customs

officials.

Corruption in a banana republic. Who

would have guessed?

What the hell's going on? I've called

you three times.

Jesus, you two look like you've seen a

ghost. Well, the front door was open.

I'm literally just in the door. I was

carrying the shopping.

What's happened to your face? It's just

a scar

in the back. Guys, what the is going on?

And what is he doing here?

Stokes is missing.

Andy? Yeah, Kate phoned us earlier.

Listen, we don't have time to explain.

We're about to go on a raid, but the

clock's ticking and we need to move.

I'll phone you when we're through. Okay.

Sharers, Karen, unlock the door.

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I'm going to make a quick phone call to

Kate and let her know what's going on.

She must be worried. Yeah, maybe we've

been a bit insensitive there. Well, it's

been a tough day, man. I am starting to

dread bank holidays.

Yeah.

Remember this time last year when you

said you wanted to quit all of this and

have a normal life? Yeah.

Why' you change your mind?

I don't know, man. It's It's difficult

to describe. It's like an addiction.

Like if you stopped, there'd be

something missing in your life. Yeah,

cuz nothing's going to replace doing

this.

It's not addiction, it's passion.

Oh,

yeah. Don't worry, I'm cringing too bad.

I don't miss all these name chats in the

car with you. No. Well, we could still

meet up and have a chat in the car, bro.

Yeah, cuz that's not weird.

And gunpowder. I'd miss the smell of

gunpowder.

spoken like a true psychopath.

What about fist fights? Oh yeah, love a

good fist fight and explosions. Yeah.

And see those inconveniently timed

ambushes. No way you enter a building

all stealthy.

Knocks you out. Gun butt to the back of

the neck. Yeah, it's a classic, but I

hate it when that happens. Ah, such a

cheap shot. Yeah.

Where do you think Dan's got to?

I don't know. Said he was going to meet

us here. We've got less than an hour, so

I might go inside and check and see if

he needs a hand. Yeah.

Want me to come with?

We don't have to be together 24/7. Yeah,

I get jealous.

Hi, Kate. Yeah, just want to give you an

update as to what's going on,

Don.

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Heat. Heat.

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neck.

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Nick, wake up. [ __ ] You all right? Wake

up.

Did you break anything? Just the world

record for the fastest ps kicking in

history. Yeah. Well,

get to that meeting.

Where's Darren? Nowhere to be seen. Just

have to go without him.

So Sam Lman is Miles Stiger. Yeah. So

Stokes, he must have been suspicious of

Sam. Sam volunteers to go under cover to

try and prove himself.

And instead, he lures Stokes in with a

sting operation and uses it to get rid

of anyone that knew about the agency

mole.

Who's this ball guy that Darren was

posing as? He's Stiger's face. He's his

salesman. He's the guy that allows

Stiger to continue being Sam Logan, the

agent, and Miles Stiger, the weapons

dealer. Yeah.

And Sam Logan remains an active agent so

that if anyone gets close to Stiger, he

can take him out. Got to give it to

them. That is kind of brilliant.

Well, they're about to be dead.

What's the backpack?

Feel safe.

What are you going to

just Why are you making those noises?

It's just

hyping us up.

Well, I don't need hyped up. I like to

enter quietly through the back door.

It's called stealth.

She like to smash through the front

doors, making as much noise as possible.

Yeah, well, some of us don't need to

make any noise.

Let them know we're inside.

Just drive the car.

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We should get rid of the dead agent's

body just out the airfield.

Oh, put him in the back of the car.

Well, come looking for him.

Right. Get slugs at his chest. Put in

the driver's seat. Run it off a dock. If

when they find him, look at the way to

nothing. I'll finish up here.

Jesus Christ. He's risen from the dead.

Arms up.

Arms up.

I think I'm okay.

Go.

You are the judge master.

you

surprised.

I'm never surprised by what a woman is

capable of.

Wife or mistress?

Mother,

are we going to sit and chitchat or are

you going to deal me in

200

500? All right.

I assume you didn't want to see me for a

game of car. No, I prefer chess. The

deal is still set for next week.

Yes. As

What is it? Well, there's been a change.

What change? A price.

I bet 2K.

Well,

are you going to play your hand?

I call him.

I fooled.

Still the flop then.

Let's talk business. Or are you just

gunning for my small change here? I'll

do with it.

Look, the price has gone up 30%. Okay.

I didn't even see your lips move.

There's been a rival bidder.

A rival bidder?

Who? We are the people's army. But they

offered 30% more.

And besides, we've had tighter border

control, additional expenses.

Long as you can match that, the guns are

yours.

You are crazy.

I bet 50K.

I'll tell you what.

If you win this hand, I'll give you the

guns for nothing.

And if you win,

and you up the price by 50%.

Deal.

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Is that it? You should stick to chess.

Yes.

Still got two cards left.

Well,

deal the [ __ ] turn and river.

Next [ __ ] car.

Now you know the terms. Be in touch next

week.

Wait.

I think he wants to renegotiate. Yeah.

Well, I'll be outside. Not scared of a

little scuffle, are we? Don't [ __ ]

speak to me like that. I keep a low

profile.

You do you

think you can play with me? Malaya, you

know my name, right?

[ __ ]

Come on.

Jesus Christ.

What would you have done if you'd win?

I was going to kill him after the coup

anyway.

Whoa. Down, boy. You want a job? All

right. All right.

[Music]

I'll Go high, you go low.

No, I go left, you go right.

Yeah. Oh, Nick.

Oh.

Oh, they all gone back to the back of

the neck. I wondered who that was going

to show up today. Thank for that.

You were snoring.

Didn't quite go to plan, huh? Nope. What

do you think they've got in store for

us? Who knows?

I haven't seen anyone yet. Maybe they're

just going to leave us here and die.

Somehow I don't think we'll be that

fortunate.

Got a plan?

Not yet.

God, what a day.

To think I was looking forward to some

peace in the country.

Beer.

What is your aim better when you're

pissed?

Day is not over yet, bro. Yeah, I'm in

the mood for some more target practice.

You know, it's funny, right?

Tied to this chair, my head hurts like a

[ __ ]

Probably going to die at the hands of a

bunch of bloodthirsty arms dealers. And

yet there is no place that I would

rather be than with you, babe.

[Laughter]

You know that's hard.

Oh, you'd rather be with your family.

I'd rather be with your family.

See, now we just need to figure a way

out of here.

Jesus, all my worries are over. Sit.

Hey, man. How you holding up? Well, the

accommodation ain't great. The staff

ain't very friendly. And don't get me

started on the food.

I guess this wasn't part of the rescue

mission. I know. Everything's like

totally got the plan, bro. Yeah, we're

just about to act all heroic and

are you finished?

Where's that rat fox at? He's on his

way.

I thought you boys look a bit banged up.

Did they relent? By relent, you mean

they died? Yeah. We'll go with the other

buyers.

Gentlemen,

this is the chess master.

Something I've been wanting to ask you

all day. Why the they call you the chess

master? Cuz everybody's a pawn in my

game.

What the

You're going to love this, lads. This is

genius.

Tell me your angle.

Come on. We're going to massacre them

anyway.

We target third world countries with

volatile political climates. Then we

flood the market with weapons to incite

nationwide conflict and unrest

by arming underfunded terrorist groups

and rebel armies.

Why?

To crash the stock market and devalue

the currency. Then we buy the stocks and

shares in collaboration with a business

consortium of bankers, wealthy

investors, and crime syndicates, at

which point we facilitate the

neutralization of territories stricken

by unrest using mercenary groups of

rogue former black ops and profit off

the subsequent recovery of the economy.

Genius, isn't it?

It's an elevator pitch. I love it.

I'm bored. Yeah, you and me both, mate.

Let's get this [ __ ] over with.

Do you know the good thing about hitting

people in the face with this?

I don't feel any pain.

I could punch you all night

and only stop cuz I get tired or bored.

Lost it in 82 faults. Gunshot wound gone

septic

originally. gave me a clumsy looking

prosthetic.

[Music]

Then I 3D printed this.

Oh,

what's so funny?

What could possibly be so funny?

[Laughter]

Oh, see, he's an arms dealer, right?

Huh? And he's only got one arm.

[Laughter]

mocking the afflicted.

Hey, try me.

Don't worry.

Sure.

I got time for cheeky cigar.

[Laughter]

I do see why not. It's not as if you're

going to have time to die of lung

cancer. I've been telling him that for

years

and he's still here.

Do you want to do the honors?

Don't tell me with a good time.

Well, kind of tied up right now.

You're so lame.

You're the second person to tell me that

today.

You know, I really got to give up, man.

This thing will right enough.

[Music]

You didn't develop Stockholm syndrome,

did you?

Does that answer your question?

[Music]

Hey, go go go.

Heat.

[Music]

Heat.

[Music]

Stop.

Okay. On action.

Get in the car.

Stuck safe.

[Music]

[ __ ]

Okay.

[Music]

Okay.

[Music]

She's mine.

He's gone after the agent. Get upstairs

and head them off.

Operator, please proceed. This is

special agent Sam Logan request an

emergency extraction. Can you please

confirm your coordinates or enable GPS

tracking? Better tell me to bring an

extra body bag.

Neck.

Drop.

Drop it.

Let's finish this.

Me, too.

Oh, you are a leg, aren't you?

Still having fun.

Heaps.

Welcome.

I don't need this to kill you.

You're going to regret that.

Okay. Okay.

Yes. Too easy. Too easy.

Wait,

wait, wait,

wait, wait.

Reload.

Go home.

Thanks.

[Music]

Welcome to the look like

and today's special guest, Mr. Agent

Andy Stokes, recent kidnap victim,

horticulturalist, and master of

guerrilla warfare.

Agent Stokes, now that you are what we

would like to call a true survivor, tell

us who beat the you today.

Do you guys ever stop? Oh, wrong answer.

Uh-uh. Too many hits in the head.

Listen, I know it's late and you guys

fed a real,

but my boss has invited you to dinner as

a token of his gratitude.

over here. Yeah, sounds good. I'll give

my boss a call.

Feel free to go home and get cleaned up.

I thought I might just wear this. Yeah,

smart

casual.

Yeah, you are a

this not leave.

Yeah,

at least Andy's got some kind of

structure though and government

protection in his role. Whereas these

two idiots,

yeah, outgun for everyone.

How was it you guys meet again? I worked

at the American Embassy in London. It

was just after Andy had been discharged

from the army. He was stationed there on

security for a few months.

Exercise. How romantic.

What about you and Nick?

Now there's a proper fairy tale.

We fell over each other drunk one Sunday

about 2:00 a.m. in a club and we've

never looked back.

Head over heels. Literally. Do you want

another drink? Yeah, sure.

Do you know where they're going for

dinner?

Tony's Country Retreat. He's got a cabin

somewhere up in the hills. He's staying

there for the bank holiday weekends

apparently. It's the first I've heard of

it.

What do you mean?

Well, Andy was saying that they're going

to some Greek restaurant in town. Nick

got a text when Andy was getting

changed. Saying what? Saying that the

plans had changed.

Andy's boss has just come from a

seconment in Canada.

Has he? Yeah, he sold up before he left.

He's been over there for 5 years.

Unless he's renting it for the weekend.

Where did you say the cabin was?

Hi, Dex.

Andrew,

couldn't this have waited? I've got to

go home as well, you know.

Something good on TV? No, I've got the

grandkids tonight. I just signed down

the bottom as per usual. The first one

here is Miles Stiger.

Now, are you ready for this? Dex, you

ask me this every time

to be driving up here. You said you

wanted to spend some time in the

country. Not like this.

Yo, don't be telling them that joke

about the archbishop and the choir boy.

For the love of God,

Nick, you know, man, I think we've taken

a wrong turn somewhere. We're going to

be there like 5 minutes ago.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Nice night to die.

You first.

[Music]

He made 5 minutes.

Yeah. Stand by. All right. Roger.

Time for a cigar.

Well, it's always time for a cigar.

There you go.

It's a nice day.

Yeah, it's kind of peaceful here, right?

Yeah.

Need a light.

Oh [ __ ]

[Music]

Oh, I just can't figure you out.

First you're close and then you're miles

away.

Want to tell me what you are about?

Cuz I want to try and understand the

thoughts that's in your head. I can't

turn back time. The past is gone at

last.

Well, yesterday is so far gone. It's out

of time, but I just play along

and I keep moving on.

And though I tried, I can't slow down

this ride. It just keeps rolling on.

Oh, you keep rolling on.

[Music]

Do you still have sleepless nights?

[Music]

Do you try to catch a dream or two?

Have this picture in my mind.

One day soon when you reach out, love

will not be there. But I'm not the one

standing in your way.

Well, yesterday is so far gone. It's out

of sight. But I just play along

cuz I keep moving on.

Even though I've tried, I can't slow

down this bumpy ride. It just keeps

rolling on.

Oh, it keeps rolling on.

You get some days you feel happy inside.

Another days catch the blues.

Don't be discouraged if it doesn't turn

out right.

It's your life you get to choose.

[Music]

Oh, it keeps rolling on.

It keeps rolling on.

It keeps rolling on.

It keeps rolling on.