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Ohh. 8 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,000 Don't you got to get to work? 9 00:00:53,103 --> 00:00:54,241 What's the point of work? 10 00:00:54,344 --> 00:00:55,344 To get money. 11 00:00:55,448 --> 00:00:56,965 I don't have any money. 12 00:00:57,068 --> 00:00:58,620 That's because you don't find much gold. 13 00:00:58,724 --> 00:01:00,241 That's because I don't do much mining. 14 00:01:00,344 --> 00:01:02,344 Not for gold, anyway. 15 00:01:02,448 --> 00:01:04,379 [Chuckles] Hmm. 16 00:01:04,482 --> 00:01:07,068 Wish I could go digging for gold. 17 00:01:07,172 --> 00:01:08,965 Can't be worse than my bloody job. 18 00:01:09,068 --> 00:01:10,413 [Gasps] Blimey, I got to get to work. 19 00:01:10,517 --> 00:01:13,517 Wait, I don't want you to go. 20 00:01:13,620 --> 00:01:16,344 Me neither, but my boss whip me if I'm late. 21 00:01:16,448 --> 00:01:18,172 I could talk to your boss. 22 00:01:18,275 --> 00:01:19,586 Me husband won't like that. 23 00:01:19,689 --> 00:01:20,931 Your husband could talk to your boss. 24 00:01:21,034 --> 00:01:22,137 Me husband is my boss, 25 00:01:22,241 --> 00:01:23,448 so that'll be a short conversation. 26 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:25,000 - Oh. - Hm. 27 00:01:25,103 --> 00:01:26,896 Why would they have a conversation about shorts? 28 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,551 [Laughs] You're so funny, Joon. 29 00:01:29,655 --> 00:01:31,655 [Joon] Oh! Ooh! Ugh! 30 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,206 [Mildred gasps] 31 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:34,655 Joon? 32 00:01:34,758 --> 00:01:36,344 [Quirky music] 33 00:01:38,068 --> 00:01:39,758 [Furtive music] 34 00:01:39,862 --> 00:01:40,896 [Exclaims] 35 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,000 [Breathes heavily] 36 00:01:45,517 --> 00:01:47,931 I ain't getting flogged for this! 37 00:01:48,034 --> 00:01:49,793 [Grunts softly] 38 00:01:51,275 --> 00:01:53,000 [Groans softly] 39 00:01:55,034 --> 00:01:57,413 [Wondrous music] 40 00:02:01,137 --> 00:02:04,103 [Theme music] 41 00:02:05,655 --> 00:02:06,862 [Electricity crackles] 42 00:02:10,482 --> 00:02:12,896 [Lewis] I mean, this plumbing's a hundred years old, 43 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,172 the seal thing's busted here too, 44 00:02:15,275 --> 00:02:16,551 and your cabinets are all rotting through. 45 00:02:16,655 --> 00:02:20,551 So, uh, yeah, I can give you a quote on the kitchen. 46 00:02:20,655 --> 00:02:21,758 Great, great. 47 00:02:21,862 --> 00:02:22,689 As soon as you take care of 48 00:02:22,793 --> 00:02:23,793 your unpaid invoices. 49 00:02:23,896 --> 00:02:25,655 OK, we can flirt our way out of this. 50 00:02:25,758 --> 00:02:26,931 OK, fight your way out of it. 51 00:02:27,034 --> 00:02:28,448 These are standover tactics. 52 00:02:28,551 --> 00:02:29,413 Give him an elbow to the throat. 53 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:30,655 No more bills. 54 00:02:30,758 --> 00:02:31,827 But "Please pay within three days" - 55 00:02:31,931 --> 00:02:33,000 I mean, isn't that a little harsh? 56 00:02:33,103 --> 00:02:34,000 [Lewis] My alimony's due tomorrow, 57 00:02:34,103 --> 00:02:35,000 so just trying to stay 58 00:02:35,103 --> 00:02:36,586 ahead of the curve, you know? 59 00:02:36,689 --> 00:02:39,551 He's trying to say he's single, he's available, he's interested. 60 00:02:39,655 --> 00:02:40,827 We've had some unexpected costs. 61 00:02:40,931 --> 00:02:42,103 We're down to one income, so... 62 00:02:42,206 --> 00:02:43,655 Well, just do what rich people do. 63 00:02:43,758 --> 00:02:45,379 Call his work subpar and refuse to pay. 64 00:02:45,482 --> 00:02:47,068 - Oh, hey, mate. - Seanie. 65 00:02:47,172 --> 00:02:48,793 The real question is, 66 00:02:48,896 --> 00:02:50,379 why isn't your husband getting his hands dirty? 67 00:02:50,482 --> 00:02:51,827 There's some artisanal kombucha. 68 00:02:51,931 --> 00:02:53,896 - Pretend you're not together. - From the farmer's market? 69 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,620 - [Sean] Yeah. - Nice you can afford this. 70 00:02:55,724 --> 00:02:57,206 Yeah, Rahim is still freaking out 71 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:58,344 about me going full remote. 72 00:02:58,448 --> 00:02:59,551 - My sprint's about to kick off. - You OK? 73 00:02:59,655 --> 00:03:00,758 - Mm-hm. - Great. 74 00:03:00,862 --> 00:03:02,034 I've got to run. - Is he running or sprinting? 75 00:03:02,137 --> 00:03:04,206 Surely sprinting away from manual labour. 76 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:05,137 So what does he do? 77 00:03:05,241 --> 00:03:06,896 Oh, um, uh, 78 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,034 he does a lot of techie stuff for this company 79 00:03:09,137 --> 00:03:12,034 and they do a lot of computer-y things, um, with IT. 80 00:03:12,137 --> 00:03:13,758 Um, he's got a lot of gadgets. 81 00:03:13,862 --> 00:03:15,275 Oh, you don't know, do you? 82 00:03:15,379 --> 00:03:17,482 I mean, does he even have any money, Kate? 83 00:03:17,586 --> 00:03:19,551 [Lewis] Look, I should probably go. 84 00:03:19,655 --> 00:03:21,413 Airtasker is blowing up, eh. 85 00:03:21,517 --> 00:03:23,275 - [Lewis chuckles] - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, totally. 86 00:03:23,379 --> 00:03:24,793 Yeah. It's fine. 87 00:03:24,896 --> 00:03:27,068 OK, now drop a pen and pick it up like this. 88 00:03:27,172 --> 00:03:29,000 Yeah, and then pick him up and drop him through the table! 89 00:03:29,103 --> 00:03:31,000 [Lewis] Yeah, I've got some other clients 90 00:03:31,103 --> 00:03:33,172 who pay me cash up front, so, uh... 91 00:03:33,275 --> 00:03:34,758 You reckon you could just do us, 92 00:03:34,862 --> 00:03:36,206 like, a bundle deal, you know? 93 00:03:36,310 --> 00:03:38,413 Lewis, this is a really, really big house 94 00:03:38,517 --> 00:03:41,448 full of, um... problems. 95 00:03:41,551 --> 00:03:42,620 We've all got problems. 96 00:03:42,724 --> 00:03:44,241 Mine's not having enough money. 97 00:03:44,344 --> 00:03:46,482 Cheers for the booch. 98 00:03:46,586 --> 00:03:47,758 'Bye, Lewis. 99 00:03:47,862 --> 00:03:49,413 [Lewis] Yeah, see you when you pay me. 100 00:03:50,551 --> 00:03:52,655 Kate, I think my gold's in here. 101 00:03:52,758 --> 00:03:54,137 Go get your dynamite. 102 00:03:54,241 --> 00:03:56,137 [Quirky music] 103 00:03:56,241 --> 00:03:59,206 Yeah, yeah, it was actually during the penetration test 104 00:03:59,310 --> 00:04:01,482 that they exploited the API hole within the VM 105 00:04:01,586 --> 00:04:03,586 and encountered antiviral issues. 106 00:04:03,689 --> 00:04:06,793 What in the name of all things holy is he blathering about? 107 00:04:06,896 --> 00:04:08,482 My boyfriend Dale used to be on the phone 108 00:04:08,586 --> 00:04:10,241 talking about business stuff all the time. 109 00:04:10,344 --> 00:04:13,758 He'd be like, "Insider trading, insolvent, Ponzi scheme." 110 00:04:13,862 --> 00:04:15,827 Mm-hm, I'll focus on the software background status 111 00:04:15,931 --> 00:04:17,931 with the insufficient RAM user vulnerability. 112 00:04:18,034 --> 00:04:19,551 Insufficient rams? 113 00:04:19,655 --> 00:04:21,310 The ewes are vulnerable? 114 00:04:21,413 --> 00:04:23,517 Is he in the wool industry like my daddy? 115 00:04:23,620 --> 00:04:25,551 More like hot-air industry. 116 00:04:25,655 --> 00:04:27,206 He's leaving that poor girl 117 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:29,517 to do all the work while he gasbags. 118 00:04:29,620 --> 00:04:32,172 Just like my useless excuse for a husband. 119 00:04:32,275 --> 00:04:33,379 [Sean] Yeah, I know. 120 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:37,206 Get yourself and your strap-on away from me. 121 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:39,517 Mm-hm, it actually popped up in the penetration test 122 00:04:39,620 --> 00:04:40,586 using the back door. 123 00:04:40,689 --> 00:04:42,034 I'll be kicking you in the back door. 124 00:04:42,137 --> 00:04:43,137 Whisht! Whisht! 125 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:45,448 You won't be walking through me. 126 00:04:45,551 --> 00:04:46,862 [Sean] So I better get onto that. 127 00:04:46,965 --> 00:04:49,448 - [Whoosh!] - Strength and stress. 128 00:04:49,551 --> 00:04:50,827 [Sean] Debrief with him... 129 00:04:50,931 --> 00:04:52,344 Leave me alone! 130 00:04:52,448 --> 00:04:54,448 Devil make splinters of your legs! 131 00:04:54,551 --> 00:04:55,724 - Away with your strap-on. - Yeah, don't worry about it. 132 00:04:55,827 --> 00:04:57,103 Heathen! 133 00:04:57,206 --> 00:04:59,137 - How about in maybe two hours? - A cat's curse on you! 134 00:04:59,241 --> 00:05:01,103 Oh, absolutely. Just... I need to go through the code. 135 00:05:01,206 --> 00:05:02,034 [Eileen shrieks] 136 00:05:04,310 --> 00:05:06,655 [Kate] Joon, how did your gold get inside a brick wall? 137 00:05:06,758 --> 00:05:10,241 I was working for my older brother, Ying, who was terrible. 138 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:11,413 - Here we go. - Terrible. 139 00:05:11,517 --> 00:05:12,379 Just... just terrible. 140 00:05:12,482 --> 00:05:13,379 Terrible. And...? 141 00:05:13,482 --> 00:05:15,793 [Both] Terrible. 142 00:05:15,896 --> 00:05:17,000 [Joon] Worst boss ever. 143 00:05:20,586 --> 00:05:22,310 He was mad at Dad for sending us here, 144 00:05:22,413 --> 00:05:24,068 and I knew he would take the gold for himself, 145 00:05:24,172 --> 00:05:26,310 so I decided to hide it where Chinese weren't allowed. 146 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:28,103 Which, now that I'm thinking about it, 147 00:05:28,206 --> 00:05:29,103 were lots of places. 148 00:05:29,206 --> 00:05:30,689 [Miner] Oi, piss off back to China. 149 00:05:30,793 --> 00:05:32,689 [Scottish accent] Get your own gold. 150 00:05:32,793 --> 00:05:34,965 They're just letting in too many immigrants. 151 00:05:36,827 --> 00:05:39,000 [Joon] But the closest one to my mining camp 152 00:05:39,103 --> 00:05:41,206 was Ramshead Inn. 153 00:05:43,620 --> 00:05:46,896 Before this place was a big old haunted house, it was an inn 154 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:51,206 for people during the gold rush who were in a rush to find gold, 155 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:55,965 and people who found gold who were in a rush to spend it. 156 00:05:59,034 --> 00:06:02,482 Oh, the inn had superior-quality rum. 157 00:06:02,586 --> 00:06:04,241 - [Rum sloshes] - [Exhales] 158 00:06:04,344 --> 00:06:06,724 [Joon] Oh, but inferior-quality brickwork. 159 00:06:09,137 --> 00:06:12,413 It was 170 years ago, but I remember it clearly now. 160 00:06:12,517 --> 00:06:17,517 I hid my gold nugget right here in this brick wall. 161 00:06:17,620 --> 00:06:19,655 And how big was this thing? 162 00:06:19,758 --> 00:06:20,655 Like a potato. 163 00:06:20,758 --> 00:06:22,034 Baby potato? 164 00:06:22,137 --> 00:06:23,413 Adult potato. 165 00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:26,034 Worth ๏ฟฝ500, easy. 166 00:06:26,137 --> 00:06:29,689 Unless, has the value of money fallen much since 1855? 167 00:06:29,793 --> 00:06:30,862 [Gideon] Don't listen to 168 00:06:30,965 --> 00:06:32,241 this scatterbrained celestial, Catherine. 169 00:06:32,344 --> 00:06:34,758 He's been on this wild-goose chase for 170 years. 170 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:36,551 I only chased that goose for two years 171 00:06:36,655 --> 00:06:38,068 and it didn't even have my gold. 172 00:06:38,172 --> 00:06:39,206 [Satan inhales] 173 00:06:39,310 --> 00:06:41,137 Look, Kate, tiling's a piece of piss, yeah? 174 00:06:41,241 --> 00:06:43,275 Just get the crowie in there and give it the old heave-ho. 175 00:06:43,379 --> 00:06:45,172 Why am I taking building advice from a bikie? 176 00:06:45,275 --> 00:06:47,172 Because we had contracts with the construction union. 177 00:06:47,275 --> 00:06:49,310 I was a safety officer. 178 00:06:49,413 --> 00:06:51,034 Pray tell, what did that involve? 179 00:06:51,137 --> 00:06:52,931 Oh, you know, if you're gonna kick someone's head in, 180 00:06:53,034 --> 00:06:54,862 just make sure you're wearing steel caps. 181 00:06:56,034 --> 00:06:57,758 - Alright! - [Metal scrapes] 182 00:06:57,862 --> 00:06:59,551 Let's pay some invoices. 183 00:07:01,034 --> 00:07:02,689 - Ohh! - [Shards clatter] 184 00:07:02,793 --> 00:07:05,068 Excuse me, I'm trying to read here. 185 00:07:06,413 --> 00:07:09,275 Yeah, let's have a chat about why that wasn't safe. 186 00:07:09,379 --> 00:07:10,344 Excuse me. 187 00:07:10,448 --> 00:07:13,172 [Quirky music] 188 00:07:13,275 --> 00:07:15,068 [Joon] Yeah, now that I'm looking at it, 189 00:07:15,172 --> 00:07:18,206 I was trying to put my gold into the wall, but then... 190 00:07:18,310 --> 00:07:21,137 [Mildred] I'm getting it. Keep your wig on. 191 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:23,172 - [Gasps] - Hey. 192 00:07:23,275 --> 00:07:24,586 You're alive. 193 00:07:24,689 --> 00:07:25,793 Yeah. 194 00:07:27,517 --> 00:07:28,448 You're awake. 195 00:07:28,551 --> 00:07:29,965 Yeah. 196 00:07:31,310 --> 00:07:33,931 I'm so sorry for running off on you. 197 00:07:35,724 --> 00:07:39,517 - Are you here for revenge? - Revenge? For what? 198 00:07:39,620 --> 00:07:41,655 - For running off on you. - Why did you run off on me? 199 00:07:41,758 --> 00:07:43,551 - Thought I'd get in trouble. - For what? 200 00:07:43,655 --> 00:07:44,448 For killing you. 201 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:46,379 But I'm not dead. 202 00:07:46,482 --> 00:07:48,275 You will be if my husband finds you in here. 203 00:07:48,379 --> 00:07:49,206 What's he gonna do? 204 00:07:49,310 --> 00:07:50,655 Kill you? 205 00:07:52,206 --> 00:07:53,448 Life is pretty hard. 206 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,413 What have you got there anyway? 207 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:57,758 A present. 208 00:07:57,862 --> 00:07:59,068 For you. 209 00:08:00,827 --> 00:08:02,034 Oh. 210 00:08:02,137 --> 00:08:03,620 What is it? 211 00:08:03,724 --> 00:08:05,724 It's a lo bak. 212 00:08:05,827 --> 00:08:07,448 Chinese radish. 213 00:08:07,551 --> 00:08:09,586 I grow them secretly down by the creek 214 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:11,413 where you tip out the chamber pots. 215 00:08:11,517 --> 00:08:14,241 You're so clever, Joon. [Giggles] 216 00:08:14,344 --> 00:08:16,965 Mm! Oh. 217 00:08:17,068 --> 00:08:19,206 Oh, wow. [Giggles] 218 00:08:19,310 --> 00:08:21,103 [Gasps] Oh! 219 00:08:23,344 --> 00:08:25,586 [Joon] Kissing Mildred was like kissing a... 220 00:08:25,689 --> 00:08:27,344 ...a beehive. 221 00:08:27,448 --> 00:08:30,517 Not as stingy, but just as sweet. 222 00:08:30,620 --> 00:08:31,827 And she was so beautiful. 223 00:08:31,931 --> 00:08:32,896 Hey! 224 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,448 Oh, you've got a really long lifeline, 225 00:08:34,551 --> 00:08:35,620 but a really short luck line. 226 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:37,000 What does that mean? 227 00:08:37,103 --> 00:08:39,206 Hey, Joon, I can't see any gold in here, 228 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,103 so just wondering what happened after you kissed the maid. 229 00:08:41,206 --> 00:08:42,965 - I used my tongue to... - Ooh, no. After that. 230 00:08:43,068 --> 00:08:45,310 - Fun things involving hands. - After after that. 231 00:08:45,413 --> 00:08:46,344 Well, we did it. 232 00:08:46,448 --> 00:08:47,689 Joon, the gold. 233 00:08:47,793 --> 00:08:49,620 I may have decided to hide it somewhere else 234 00:08:49,724 --> 00:08:51,137 now that I'm thinking about it. 235 00:08:51,241 --> 00:08:52,931 Because you're just thinking about that now. 236 00:08:53,034 --> 00:08:54,862 [Gideon] There's no thinking involved. 237 00:08:54,965 --> 00:08:55,965 I say give up now 238 00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:57,896 while you still have a shred of dignity. 239 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,758 Now come and turn this page. 240 00:08:59,862 --> 00:09:01,724 I'm dead and I can't do anything. 241 00:09:02,931 --> 00:09:03,931 Kate! 242 00:09:04,034 --> 00:09:06,965 Your fancy man is driving me up the wall. 243 00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:08,931 Here, now, 244 00:09:09,034 --> 00:09:09,862 I'm not after complaining. 245 00:09:09,965 --> 00:09:10,724 Aren't you? 246 00:09:10,827 --> 00:09:12,275 Even as a miserable wee girl 247 00:09:12,379 --> 00:09:13,758 in the alleyways of Hobart 248 00:09:13,862 --> 00:09:15,448 doing all I could to survive - 249 00:09:15,551 --> 00:09:17,275 chopping up whale meat by day, 250 00:09:17,379 --> 00:09:19,827 dodging syphilitic English soldiers by night. 251 00:09:19,931 --> 00:09:20,965 Well, you weren't the only ones who suffered 252 00:09:21,068 --> 00:09:22,000 at the hands of the English. 253 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:24,172 Aye, but I would rather knife-fight 254 00:09:24,275 --> 00:09:26,586 a horde of drooling redcoats 255 00:09:26,689 --> 00:09:29,344 than listen to your husband's mindnumbing prattle 256 00:09:29,448 --> 00:09:30,620 for one more day. 257 00:09:30,724 --> 00:09:31,655 - [Sean] The key priorities... - [Kate] Eileen? 258 00:09:31,758 --> 00:09:33,068 ...are DOS attacks and malware, yeah? 259 00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:34,206 - So... - Sweet Lord, not again. 260 00:09:34,310 --> 00:09:35,586 Post the antivirus stand-up, 261 00:09:35,689 --> 00:09:37,827 the white hats will use the results off the grey box 262 00:09:37,931 --> 00:09:39,310 to perform the deeper penetration test. 263 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:40,310 No false positives. 264 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,275 We don't want any false positives 265 00:09:41,379 --> 00:09:42,482 coming back to haunt us, 266 00:09:42,586 --> 00:09:43,862 so I'll get the pod to start putting together 267 00:09:43,965 --> 00:09:44,827 the documentation for the order. 268 00:09:44,931 --> 00:09:45,827 I can't go through walls, Eileen. 269 00:09:45,931 --> 00:09:46,724 [Sean] Got it. 270 00:09:46,827 --> 00:09:47,724 No, but you still have time 271 00:09:47,827 --> 00:09:49,241 to ditch your lump of a husband 272 00:09:49,344 --> 00:09:51,896 before your old womb dries up completely. 273 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,689 Again, we're not married and this is working. 274 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:54,896 He is working. 275 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,241 Sorry, just putting out a few fires. 276 00:09:56,344 --> 00:09:57,724 - Everything OK? - No. 277 00:09:57,827 --> 00:09:59,862 You're a long-necked, gangly hornet 278 00:09:59,965 --> 00:10:01,068 buzzing in me noggin hole. 279 00:10:01,172 --> 00:10:02,137 Everything is great. 280 00:10:02,241 --> 00:10:03,586 Eileen and I were just talking about... 281 00:10:03,689 --> 00:10:05,413 - Which one's Eileen again? - Um, the Irish lady. 282 00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:07,241 She ran this place as a pub. She's lovely, polite and... 283 00:10:07,344 --> 00:10:09,413 Chasing me around the house like a fop-haired twerp. 284 00:10:09,517 --> 00:10:11,551 And she was just telling me how lucky I am to... 285 00:10:11,655 --> 00:10:13,379 Shite-talking cack puppet. 286 00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:16,965 And I was explaining to her that you work very hard as a... 287 00:10:17,068 --> 00:10:18,310 Oh, it's... 288 00:10:18,413 --> 00:10:19,655 - Um... - Scrum master. 289 00:10:19,758 --> 00:10:20,620 - Scrum master. - [Sean] Master. 290 00:10:20,724 --> 00:10:21,551 Yes, yeah, yeah. 291 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:22,655 And I was just telling her 292 00:10:22,758 --> 00:10:24,103 how we really, really need the money. 293 00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:26,620 And if you don't stop drowning the house in your blather, 294 00:10:26,724 --> 00:10:28,758 I'll be taking drastic action. 295 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,689 Yeah, but hey, I was just wondering, 296 00:10:30,793 --> 00:10:32,172 would you mind just, like, sticking to your desk today 297 00:10:32,275 --> 00:10:34,068 and just keeping it down a bit? 298 00:10:34,172 --> 00:10:36,655 You want me to avoid a whole bunch of people 299 00:10:36,758 --> 00:10:39,655 I can't see or... hear? 300 00:10:39,758 --> 00:10:41,379 Yes. 301 00:10:41,482 --> 00:10:43,310 - [Whoosh!] - Uh... 302 00:10:43,413 --> 00:10:44,448 [Joon] Kate, I remember now. 303 00:10:44,551 --> 00:10:45,793 This is where I hid the gold. 304 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:47,344 [Kate] Now it's in the fireplace. 305 00:10:47,448 --> 00:10:48,793 [Sean] OK. Seriously, Kate? 306 00:10:48,896 --> 00:10:49,689 Sorry, no joke. 307 00:10:49,793 --> 00:10:51,068 I could lose my job here. 308 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,896 - Rahim could fire me. - I'm sure that's not the case. 309 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,172 If we demolish the fireplace, we can find out. 310 00:10:55,275 --> 00:10:56,310 Joon, I was talking to Sean. 311 00:10:56,413 --> 00:10:57,310 Oh, OK. 312 00:10:57,413 --> 00:10:58,620 The pantless miner's here too. 313 00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:00,620 Hi, Rahim. I've got the whole team here. 314 00:11:00,724 --> 00:11:02,793 Yep, I will stay in the office. 315 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,413 - I'm sorry you're stressed. - Small mercies. 316 00:11:04,517 --> 00:11:05,482 - [Sean] I know. - You're amazing. 317 00:11:05,586 --> 00:11:07,137 - We've got this, babe. - Thanks, Kate. 318 00:11:07,241 --> 00:11:08,586 [Sean] Sorry, boss. 319 00:11:08,689 --> 00:11:09,862 Yeah, wi-fi's a bit patchy out here but I've got you now. 320 00:11:11,862 --> 00:11:13,379 - [Gentle music] - [Birds warble] 321 00:11:15,931 --> 00:11:17,620 - So, Joon... - [Joon] Hey. 322 00:11:17,724 --> 00:11:18,655 ...you are absolutely sure 323 00:11:18,758 --> 00:11:19,655 that the gold is in there? 324 00:11:19,758 --> 00:11:20,758 As sure as I am that the moon 325 00:11:20,862 --> 00:11:21,965 is a big bowl of rice. 326 00:11:22,068 --> 00:11:23,379 [Gideon] Not only will you fail 327 00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:24,275 to find this gold, 328 00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:25,413 you'll also injure yourself 329 00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:26,620 wielding that enormous implement 330 00:11:26,724 --> 00:11:28,103 with your fragile feminine limbs. 331 00:11:28,206 --> 00:11:29,896 - Oh, is that right? - [Satan] You'll be right, mate. 332 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,758 Just remember, all your strength comes from your legs, yeah? 333 00:11:31,862 --> 00:11:33,413 So what you want to do is sink down into your legs, 334 00:11:33,517 --> 00:11:35,310 walk in the other room and get your boyfriend to do it. 335 00:11:35,413 --> 00:11:37,137 Mm-hm. [Inhales] 336 00:11:37,241 --> 00:11:38,034 - [Kate grunts] - [Gideon] Oh! 337 00:11:38,137 --> 00:11:38,896 - [Kate grunts] - [Gideon] Ohh! 338 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:39,758 - [Grunts] - [Bricks clank] 339 00:11:39,862 --> 00:11:41,551 - [Sledgehammer thumps] - Ohh! 340 00:11:41,655 --> 00:11:42,655 You did it, Kate. 341 00:11:42,758 --> 00:11:43,655 Now look inside. 342 00:11:44,827 --> 00:11:47,172 Because, like, I remember, when Mildred went back to work, 343 00:11:47,275 --> 00:11:49,068 I snuck into this guest bedroom 344 00:11:49,172 --> 00:11:50,586 and I hid my gold up the chimney. 345 00:11:50,689 --> 00:11:51,586 And then... 346 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,965 Oh, my goodness! [Gasps] 347 00:11:55,068 --> 00:11:56,620 Uh, hey. 348 00:11:56,724 --> 00:11:58,206 What are you doing here? 349 00:11:58,310 --> 00:12:01,034 Uh, um, cleaning your chimney. 350 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,620 It's pretty sooty. 351 00:12:02,724 --> 00:12:04,310 Is it? 352 00:12:05,379 --> 00:12:06,344 Is it very sooty? 353 00:12:06,448 --> 00:12:08,689 No, no, it's... it's pretty clean now. 354 00:12:08,793 --> 00:12:11,206 - Joon, just go with it. - Go with what? 355 00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:12,103 [Tender music] 356 00:12:12,206 --> 00:12:13,310 [Joon] Did I mention that 357 00:12:13,413 --> 00:12:15,517 this guest and I were, um... ahem, friends? 358 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:18,344 This is the sootiest chimney I've had my hand up 359 00:12:18,448 --> 00:12:19,793 in a long time. 360 00:12:19,896 --> 00:12:22,310 Oh, and you're good at cleaning sooty chimneys, are you? 361 00:12:22,413 --> 00:12:24,000 There isn't a chimney in my village 362 00:12:24,103 --> 00:12:25,862 that hasn't seen my bristle brush. 363 00:12:25,965 --> 00:12:27,275 [Laughs] Oh, good. 364 00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:30,379 My husband hasn't been up my chimney for months. 365 00:12:30,482 --> 00:12:32,103 Your husband's a banker. 366 00:12:32,206 --> 00:12:33,413 I mean, he could hire me. 367 00:12:33,517 --> 00:12:34,862 [Laughs] You're so stupid. 368 00:12:34,965 --> 00:12:36,965 - [Laughs] - [Joon] Shh. 369 00:12:37,068 --> 00:12:39,206 She had, like, the silkiest hair, 370 00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:40,655 and then she lent in, 371 00:12:40,758 --> 00:12:42,689 and our noses were touching like puppies. 372 00:12:42,793 --> 00:12:44,000 There's nothing in here! 373 00:12:44,103 --> 00:12:46,931 - And then we... - Here we go. 374 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,689 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 375 00:12:48,793 --> 00:12:50,551 Is this just you bragging about girls? 376 00:12:50,655 --> 00:12:52,206 No. 377 00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:55,000 Well, there was this other other girl. 378 00:12:55,103 --> 00:12:56,827 No, no more girls, Joon. 379 00:12:56,931 --> 00:12:59,965 - Where is the gold? - Different bedroom? 380 00:13:00,068 --> 00:13:01,413 [Gideon] No, it wasn't a different bedroom. 381 00:13:01,517 --> 00:13:02,827 Your mind is a sieve, man. 382 00:13:02,931 --> 00:13:04,413 You're remembering it all wrong. 383 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,724 - And how do you know? - [Joon] Yeah, how do you know? 384 00:13:08,344 --> 00:13:09,413 That's classified. 385 00:13:09,517 --> 00:13:11,034 Gideon, you better tell me what you know 386 00:13:11,137 --> 00:13:12,517 before I knock this whole house down. 387 00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:14,000 [Grunts stubbornly] 388 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,275 Well... 389 00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,517 You're so stupid. [Laughs] 390 00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:21,862 [Both laugh] 391 00:13:21,965 --> 00:13:23,931 [Anastasia] Will you make my stack smoke? 392 00:13:24,034 --> 00:13:26,551 [Joon] Oh, I'm gonna smoke your stack all night long. 393 00:13:26,655 --> 00:13:27,448 [Anastasia giggles] 394 00:13:27,551 --> 00:13:31,448 I love your sooty bristle brush. 395 00:13:31,551 --> 00:13:33,206 [Anastasia and Joon laugh and moan] 396 00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:34,586 [Gideon] Hmm. Hmm... 397 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,620 [Anastasia and Joon laugh and moan] 398 00:13:36,724 --> 00:13:38,413 You were spying on us. 399 00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:39,793 I was not spying. 400 00:13:39,896 --> 00:13:41,310 I was trying to read an open newspaper. 401 00:13:41,413 --> 00:13:43,000 Mate, not cool. 402 00:13:43,103 --> 00:13:45,448 Interrupting the boss's reading time. 403 00:13:45,551 --> 00:13:46,413 What's that about, huh? 404 00:13:46,517 --> 00:13:47,862 Uhh... Uh, sorry. 405 00:13:47,965 --> 00:13:51,758 Gideon, he has been looking for 170 years. 406 00:13:51,862 --> 00:13:53,551 Why have you not had this conversation? 407 00:13:53,655 --> 00:13:56,034 The less said about this tawdry business, the better. 408 00:13:56,137 --> 00:13:57,551 Now, everyone shut their sick mouths. 409 00:13:57,655 --> 00:13:59,931 [Stammers unintelligibly] 410 00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:01,068 [Breathes deeply] 411 00:14:01,172 --> 00:14:02,068 This is what happened. 412 00:14:02,172 --> 00:14:03,034 I was here, 413 00:14:03,137 --> 00:14:04,655 innocently reading the newspaper 414 00:14:04,758 --> 00:14:05,896 when in my periphery, 415 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:10,655 I happened to spy... see a spicy encounter. 416 00:14:10,758 --> 00:14:11,620 - [Anastasia giggles] - [Clang!] 417 00:14:11,724 --> 00:14:12,862 [Anastasia] Ooh! What was that? 418 00:14:12,965 --> 00:14:14,103 [Joon] Nothing. 419 00:14:14,206 --> 00:14:15,620 It was just soot. 420 00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:18,034 Just a big bit of soot. 421 00:14:18,137 --> 00:14:20,172 - [Anastasia] Ohh! - Now close your eyes. 422 00:14:20,275 --> 00:14:21,413 [Anastasia] Mm! 423 00:14:22,827 --> 00:14:24,965 Ohh! Joon! 424 00:14:25,068 --> 00:14:26,448 Joon! 425 00:14:26,551 --> 00:14:28,586 [Anastasia giggles] 426 00:14:28,689 --> 00:14:30,689 - [Furtive music] - [Anastasia sighs] 427 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:33,551 [Knock at door] 428 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,862 Oh! One moment. 429 00:14:37,034 --> 00:14:37,965 [Whispers] Under the bed. 430 00:14:38,068 --> 00:14:39,827 Under the bed. Go! 431 00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:43,965 No, no, no, no. Argh! 432 00:14:44,068 --> 00:14:45,448 - [Whoosh!] - [Gideon coughs] 433 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:46,379 [Anastasia] Come in! 434 00:14:46,482 --> 00:14:47,448 Don't mind me, ma'am. 435 00:14:47,551 --> 00:14:49,000 Just taking out the chamber pots. 436 00:14:49,103 --> 00:14:50,448 - [Gideon] Urgh! - Oh, you can do that later. 437 00:14:50,551 --> 00:14:53,344 Oh, no. It's a hot day, ma'am. 438 00:14:53,448 --> 00:14:54,931 [Mildred hums cheerfully] 439 00:14:56,137 --> 00:14:57,724 Oh, Mildred, hi. 440 00:14:59,206 --> 00:15:02,275 [Downcast music] 441 00:15:06,034 --> 00:15:07,931 It's a heavy one today. 442 00:15:08,034 --> 00:15:10,655 I had a big breakfast. 443 00:15:10,758 --> 00:15:11,689 Hm. 444 00:15:11,793 --> 00:15:12,655 Mildred. 445 00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:13,586 Mildred, wait. 446 00:15:13,689 --> 00:15:15,034 The menfolk are getting back. 447 00:15:15,137 --> 00:15:16,586 Your husband might not appreciate 448 00:15:16,689 --> 00:15:18,551 a Chinaman with his radish lurking about. 449 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,689 What radish? 450 00:15:26,034 --> 00:15:26,965 [Joon] If Gideon's right, 451 00:15:27,068 --> 00:15:28,862 then maybe my gold is lost forever, 452 00:15:28,965 --> 00:15:30,965 and I've been wrong about everything. 453 00:15:32,103 --> 00:15:33,206 I just can't believe it. 454 00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:34,482 I'm sorry, Kate. 455 00:15:34,586 --> 00:15:36,413 I weigh nothing, but I've become a heavy burden. 456 00:15:36,517 --> 00:15:39,620 No, people pooed in a bowl on the floor. 457 00:15:39,724 --> 00:15:43,103 And then it just sat there under the bed all day? 458 00:15:43,206 --> 00:15:44,344 Oh, yeah. 459 00:15:44,448 --> 00:15:45,655 It was very fancy. 460 00:15:45,758 --> 00:15:46,862 They put a cloth on top 461 00:15:46,965 --> 00:15:49,275 and sometimes even a sprig of lavender. 462 00:15:49,379 --> 00:15:51,793 Mate, that sounds way better than your average truck stop. 463 00:15:51,896 --> 00:15:54,689 Meat pies and crystal meth - not a great combo. 464 00:15:54,793 --> 00:15:56,448 - Hang on, Joon. - [Joon] Huh? 465 00:15:56,551 --> 00:15:59,275 When you hid under the bed, the nugget was in your clothes, yes? 466 00:15:59,379 --> 00:16:02,103 And then when Mildred left, you couldn't find it. 467 00:16:02,206 --> 00:16:04,931 What if your nugget fell into the poo bowl? 468 00:16:05,034 --> 00:16:06,931 What was the first part again? 469 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:10,724 Joon, where did they throw out the poo bowls? 470 00:16:10,827 --> 00:16:12,931 [Curious music builds] 471 00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:16,413 [Music crescendos] 472 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,896 What was the second part again? 473 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,724 You're killing me. 474 00:16:20,724 --> 00:16:22,482 Yep, yep, yep, OK. 475 00:16:22,586 --> 00:16:24,724 Listen, mate... mate, we can't go live 476 00:16:24,827 --> 00:16:25,931 because the stocks are out of date 477 00:16:26,034 --> 00:16:27,517 and those fields need to remain empty. 478 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:30,137 See? Livestock, empty fields. 479 00:16:30,241 --> 00:16:32,827 This is all confirming my hypothesis, Lindy. 480 00:16:32,931 --> 00:16:34,655 These are all sheep-farming terms. 481 00:16:34,758 --> 00:16:37,137 Yep, this was actually... we mentioned this. 482 00:16:37,241 --> 00:16:38,344 Yep, the software patches 483 00:16:38,448 --> 00:16:39,724 weren't updated for that malware. 484 00:16:39,827 --> 00:16:41,482 What kind of a job is this? 485 00:16:41,586 --> 00:16:42,827 No, he's laying down. 486 00:16:42,931 --> 00:16:45,137 Oh, it's just because he's been listening all day 487 00:16:45,241 --> 00:16:47,448 and listening for men is very tiring. 488 00:16:47,551 --> 00:16:50,827 Yeah, I have to jump on yet another Zoom with Rahim 489 00:16:50,931 --> 00:16:52,551 and I'll try and talk him down, OK? 490 00:16:52,655 --> 00:16:54,206 Right, that's it. 491 00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:55,827 What... Eileen! 492 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,448 What are you doing? 493 00:16:57,551 --> 00:16:59,827 I'm only making him drunk as a lord. 494 00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:02,793 Then he'll be losing his so-called job 495 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:06,103 and he'll be having to do his manly duty and help Kate. 496 00:17:06,206 --> 00:17:08,103 That doesn't sound very nice, Eileen. 497 00:17:08,206 --> 00:17:10,965 [Eileen grunts] 498 00:17:11,068 --> 00:17:12,103 [Sean clears throat and sniffs] 499 00:17:12,206 --> 00:17:13,517 [Eileen grunts] 500 00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:15,344 Hey, Rahim. How are you, boss? 501 00:17:15,448 --> 00:17:16,620 - [Eileen inhales forcefully] - [Sean] Mm-hm. 502 00:17:16,724 --> 00:17:20,241 [Eileen belches] 503 00:17:20,344 --> 00:17:21,931 [Sean] Mm-hm. 504 00:17:22,034 --> 00:17:24,172 [Slurs] So the white hats have identified 505 00:17:24,275 --> 00:17:28,068 another hole in the system, but we have it under control. 506 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:31,034 No, this isn't about me being remote 507 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,310 because, you know what, actually, you're remote. 508 00:17:33,413 --> 00:17:36,482 Yeah, you're remote... professionally 509 00:17:36,586 --> 00:17:39,344 and you're remote emotionally. 510 00:17:39,448 --> 00:17:42,068 [Emotionally] And just once, I'd like a "How are you, Sean? 511 00:17:42,172 --> 00:17:43,310 "Are you OK, Sean?" 512 00:17:43,413 --> 00:17:45,862 You know what, it's just me and Kate 513 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,517 in the middle of nowhere 514 00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:48,517 in this big house, 515 00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:51,793 and I have been trying so hard. 516 00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:55,793 You have no idea what I'm dealing with, actually. 517 00:17:55,896 --> 00:17:58,206 - What? - You know what, Rahim? 518 00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:00,620 Shut up. 519 00:18:00,724 --> 00:18:03,206 [Quirky music] 520 00:18:04,758 --> 00:18:06,172 Sorry, boss, I think I've downed 521 00:18:06,275 --> 00:18:08,068 some dodgy kombucha. 522 00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:09,517 - [Thud!] - [Sean grunts] 523 00:18:14,862 --> 00:18:16,551 - [Kate grunts] - Wow, Kate. 524 00:18:16,655 --> 00:18:17,758 I've been looking for so long 525 00:18:17,862 --> 00:18:18,931 and this is the closest I've ever been. 526 00:18:19,034 --> 00:18:21,310 Has anyone told you you're really clever? 527 00:18:21,413 --> 00:18:22,827 Yes, but thank you. 528 00:18:22,931 --> 00:18:25,689 I can finally take the gold back to my ancestors. 529 00:18:25,793 --> 00:18:27,344 - [Shovel scrapes] - [Soil scatters] 530 00:18:27,448 --> 00:18:29,137 Sorry, what? 531 00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:30,379 When we find the nugget, 532 00:18:30,482 --> 00:18:32,793 I need you to bury it with my remains, 533 00:18:32,896 --> 00:18:35,275 then I can take it back to my family in the afterlife. 534 00:18:35,379 --> 00:18:37,965 It's the whole reason I haven't been sucked off yet. 535 00:18:40,103 --> 00:18:42,000 Joon, I thought the gold was for me. 536 00:18:42,103 --> 00:18:44,172 You know, to save us from bankruptcy. 537 00:18:44,275 --> 00:18:46,034 Nah. 538 00:18:46,137 --> 00:18:47,551 OK, focus, Kate. 539 00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:49,655 When we find the nugget, 540 00:18:49,758 --> 00:18:51,724 I need you to bury it with my remains 541 00:18:51,827 --> 00:18:54,793 so I can take it to my family in the afterlife. 542 00:18:54,896 --> 00:18:58,103 My father went into debt to send my brother and me to Australia 543 00:18:58,206 --> 00:18:58,965 to find gold 544 00:18:59,068 --> 00:19:00,551 and send it back to our family. 545 00:19:00,655 --> 00:19:02,275 [Speaks Cantonese] 546 00:19:08,827 --> 00:19:10,448 [Joon] Maybe my brother wasn't terrible. 547 00:19:10,551 --> 00:19:13,206 Maybe he was just responsible. 548 00:19:15,275 --> 00:19:17,034 I really should have just handed him the gold 549 00:19:17,137 --> 00:19:18,379 so we could just go home. 550 00:19:19,517 --> 00:19:20,827 Instead, I kept it for myself 551 00:19:20,931 --> 00:19:22,689 because I wanted to stay in Australia. 552 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,206 It's sunny and the birds are nice, 553 00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:27,620 but I didn't think I'd stay here for this long. 554 00:19:27,724 --> 00:19:30,137 I was sent here to provide for my family, 555 00:19:30,241 --> 00:19:31,448 but all I provided was shame. 556 00:19:31,551 --> 00:19:33,413 Oh, but Joon, your dad going into debt 557 00:19:33,517 --> 00:19:35,413 and sending his sons across the world to find gold, 558 00:19:35,517 --> 00:19:36,655 I mean, he took a gamble. 559 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,827 - He loved gambling. - [Scoffs] Mm. 560 00:19:38,931 --> 00:19:41,000 Meanwhile, going into debt 561 00:19:41,103 --> 00:19:45,620 and starting a hotel with zero experience, it's a solid choice. 562 00:19:45,724 --> 00:19:47,758 Well, don't be so hard on yourself. 563 00:19:47,862 --> 00:19:49,827 I mean, you demolished two rooms in a day. 564 00:19:49,931 --> 00:19:51,827 That would have taken me at least a day. 565 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,724 Joon, do you think hitting your head on that nugget 566 00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:58,310 gave you, like, eternal concussion? 567 00:19:58,413 --> 00:20:00,551 No, I've never played the drums. 568 00:20:00,655 --> 00:20:02,344 [Sean] Babe! 569 00:20:02,448 --> 00:20:04,896 Hey, so I totally lost it at Rahim, 570 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:05,965 and guess what - 571 00:20:06,068 --> 00:20:08,241 he totally backed down. 572 00:20:08,344 --> 00:20:09,413 - [Kate] Babe, that's great! - [Sean] Mm-hm. 573 00:20:09,517 --> 00:20:10,344 That's great. 574 00:20:10,448 --> 00:20:11,517 I knew that he appreciated 575 00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:12,586 your computer-y skills. 576 00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:14,413 You don't know what I do, do you? 577 00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:15,689 - Ooh. No, I do. - Do you? 578 00:20:15,793 --> 00:20:19,034 You work at a tech company, and you, um... 579 00:20:19,137 --> 00:20:20,068 [Miranda] Allow me. 580 00:20:20,172 --> 00:20:21,310 He works for a company 581 00:20:21,413 --> 00:20:23,000 that specialises in woollen products, 582 00:20:23,103 --> 00:20:24,655 AKA soft-wear. 583 00:20:24,758 --> 00:20:26,206 Software stuff. 584 00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:28,931 Sean and his team check the integrity of the carriages 585 00:20:29,034 --> 00:20:31,344 that transport the sheep to their foreign ports, 586 00:20:31,448 --> 00:20:33,310 protecting them from pirates. 587 00:20:33,413 --> 00:20:34,758 - Um, security measures. - [Sean] Mm-mm. 588 00:20:34,862 --> 00:20:37,551 Viruses and unfashionables, aka... 589 00:20:37,655 --> 00:20:39,413 - Sheep. - ...mal-wear. 590 00:20:39,517 --> 00:20:41,586 I have no idea. [Gasps] 591 00:20:41,689 --> 00:20:44,310 Oooh, oooh. OK. 592 00:20:44,413 --> 00:20:45,620 Are you drunk? 593 00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:47,931 I don't know. 594 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,827 How did this happen? 595 00:20:50,931 --> 00:20:53,034 [Sean sings] ? I'm digging for gold 596 00:20:53,137 --> 00:20:55,620 ? On behalf of my spouse 597 00:20:55,724 --> 00:20:59,413 ? 'Cause it belongs to a ghost 598 00:20:59,517 --> 00:21:02,034 ? That lives in our house 599 00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:03,517 ? And all the little... ? 600 00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:04,586 It's a cool power, Eileen, 601 00:21:04,689 --> 00:21:05,620 but can you save it for Friday nights? 602 00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:06,793 I was only after giving your fella 603 00:21:06,896 --> 00:21:07,689 me booze breath 604 00:21:07,793 --> 00:21:08,689 so he'd be helping you 605 00:21:08,793 --> 00:21:10,103 do some actual work, 606 00:21:10,206 --> 00:21:12,689 but the shame of it is he can barely hold a shovel. 607 00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:14,034 What are the ghosts saying now? 608 00:21:14,137 --> 00:21:15,551 That you look hot with a shovel in your hand. 609 00:21:15,655 --> 00:21:16,896 [Miranda] And that he's far too frail 610 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,034 to make it in the wool industry. [Laughs] 611 00:21:18,137 --> 00:21:19,241 Get out while you can. 612 00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:21,724 And that you are amazing at everything you do. 613 00:21:21,827 --> 00:21:23,517 [Laughs] 614 00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:25,241 High five! 615 00:21:26,896 --> 00:21:28,103 Are they high-fiving me? 616 00:21:28,206 --> 00:21:29,482 Yep. Yep. 617 00:21:29,586 --> 00:21:30,689 They're all taking turns. 618 00:21:30,793 --> 00:21:32,137 [Ghosts mutter] 619 00:21:32,241 --> 00:21:33,896 Nah, you haven't earned a high five. 620 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,482 Thank you, Kate, for helping me get sucked off. 621 00:21:37,586 --> 00:21:38,724 We haven't found it yet. 622 00:21:38,827 --> 00:21:40,068 - [Grunts] - [Metallic clank] 623 00:21:40,172 --> 00:21:41,172 [Gasps] 624 00:21:41,275 --> 00:21:42,827 I think I hit something! 625 00:21:42,931 --> 00:21:44,965 - [Hopeful music] - [Sean laughs] 626 00:21:45,068 --> 00:21:46,172 - [Sean] I did! - See you soon, Dad. 627 00:21:46,275 --> 00:21:47,068 [Sean] I did it! 628 00:21:47,172 --> 00:21:48,586 [Sean grunts] 629 00:21:48,689 --> 00:21:50,103 Ohh! 630 00:21:50,206 --> 00:21:51,379 [Satan] Ooh. 631 00:21:51,482 --> 00:21:53,137 Tastes like brown! 632 00:21:53,241 --> 00:21:54,827 Yeah, looks like you hit the septic there, mate. 633 00:21:54,931 --> 00:21:56,896 We're gonna have to close this whole zone down, I reckon. 634 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000 I think I need a blood test. 635 00:21:59,103 --> 00:22:00,827 [Sewage continues spraying] 636 00:22:00,931 --> 00:22:03,482 [Sean coughs and gags] 637 00:22:03,586 --> 00:22:04,862 You know, 638 00:22:04,965 --> 00:22:07,275 they also threw poo bowls into the river, 639 00:22:07,379 --> 00:22:08,862 now that I'm thinking about it. 640 00:22:08,965 --> 00:22:10,275 [Sean] Oh, no. 641 00:22:10,379 --> 00:22:13,241 [Quirky folk music] 642 00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:17,841 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 45592

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