Original subtitles

lives inside computer circuits with the

help of Malcolm Frank he creates Mega

virus monsters to attack electronic

systems meanwhile a freak accident turns

Sam Collins into Servo his friend joined

forces in their samuraized attack

Vehicles together they transform into

the Superhuman Samurai cyber Squad

you

you right

right they're gonna rip it up

here

we have a ride

my two favorite things in life eating

and hitting things

and Sydney

hey don't worry let's use the computer

she's totally focused watch

Sydney

brain sucking alien bursting out of your

chest

oh no thanks I ate before I came I rest

my case don't broadcast it okay

Sam Collins this computer of yours is a

major piece of junk digital Barney

watches have more power how am I

supposed to mix our band's demo reel

when this toaster can't even hold the

home Studio software

oh hi tanker when did you get here

before you

well anyway about our demo tape look

before we start talking about demos

which leads to record deals Swiss bank

accounts limos we just got to remember

why we got in a rock and roll in the

first place girls exactly and in my case

Jennifer Doyle a grade A high voltage

major source for spectator slowly so how

are you going to impress Jennifer with

your Hot Licks when we don't even have a

whole band yet yeah we got you on guitar

Tinker on drugs and me on keyboards

what's missing from this picture

yeah well thanks for reminding me

oh I have

oh you called a wise one yeah well I was

wondering I heard your brother was an

industrial starting bass player would he

be willing to loan you his car ah no

electroplate is gym socks no it's like a

rat through a straw no I am she doing

our band

what an odd request but I'll ask him

don't treat my science project okay

stay

you're right what are the chances of

Jennifer going out with a flashy

talented silver tongue charmer like me

if we don't have a band together 136.921

it's a fact

where do you come up with these

statistics from the dating probability

tables in the Keen team magazine well

better luck next time amigo I'll ask

Jennifer out you'll see

he's got to get our phone number first

it's unlisted Sam remember you looked in

every phone book and database

I'll get her phone number watch and

learn little Nettie

hi Mrs Starkey

hello

Mrs Starkey oh hi Jennifer hi Ellie hi

what are you reading latest tissue of my

biker magazine there's a great article

in here about early Harley-Davidsons did

you know their first model only had a

two horsepower engine ah gee no yep and

they only made 11 of them this Starkey

you're not really into motorcycles are

you but tongue child I've had my behind

parked on a cycle since I was your age

you mean that's you're Harley in The

Faculty parking lot you bet your booties

1990 fat boy with a 59 horsepower

four-stroke V-twin engine

628 pounds of rump and stomp and Road

chewing machinery

and you mean you actually ride that to

the grocery store and everything

I think YouTube cheerleaders need to get

out more

actually you Yoli just cause your dad's

the principal doesn't mean you have to

listen to Barry Manilow who

never mind what did you want

oh can I have one of those ink pens

please yep that'll be a dollar

thanks have a day right

oh hey Malcolm what are you drawing oh

Jennifer I was just

um a doodling listen would you mind

taking notes for me in history tomorrow

I've got to go to a booster club meeting

no problem

boosters oh the guys who boost football

attendance by bending back little

freshman fingers right I'm right well

bye milk oh wait um um here

for you oh thanks

yes

hi Mr Starkey oh you look beautiful

today no free chips dang I tried one

second thought I really liked the

beautiful part

have a toothpick

thanks

so uh you see Jennifer no

Malcolm little buddy old pal yeah have

you seen Jennifer as a matter of fact

she just left to frame one of my

drawings in your case they should hang

the artist not the picture oh it's you

kanka I didn't recognize you without a

ton of food stuffed in your mouth

ah children no no recess and keep

fighting

forget about Malcolm Target insight

Arc a woman looking for a little magic

in her life what play along Houdini

might be watching

it's down

okay young lady pick a number okay got

it okay uh here all right write it down

add a thousand

okay and reverse it and subtract the

year

and add your phone number my phone

number yeah it makes you trick harder

okay now divide it by two mm-hmm number

is 42.

175 only off by three oh well uh let me

throw that away for you

sorry about the trick Sam I gotta get to

class oh it's okay I've learned to live

at this appointment

all I gotta do is call her tonight

call her what for

you never beat it out of me copper

date of course don't mean to rain on

your parade Romeo but Jennifer has no

time for dates the girl is always busy

yeah you're right cheerleading booster

club swim team dance lessons flower

arranging dog grooming she's an active

young Miss so you're out of luck pal ah

but see I heard Maria who told Heather

who told Bob who mentioned it to Steve

who was overheard by Sydney that

free this Saturday

well call me a dim bulb but if all those

people know that the Most Wanted girl in

school is free this weekend do you

really think you'll be the only one

calling her

if I can stop you Sam old buddy old pal

you'll be right

I can't let him steal her away from me

maybe I could cut his phone line or or

chop down the telephone pole or nuke his

house

uh if only this monster were real I'd

send it over to Sam's house and

dump him into Brown round and then

barbecue the pieces with a few Fireballs

yeah

I like it

what the heck are you I am

the digital world

and I need someone

I need to lay off the cyberpunk books

you are not dreaming meat thing stop

calling me that but that is what you are

correct

a human yes aren't you I am not blessed

and blood I am more I am the most the

most powerful computer program in

existence then why do you need me

you can create

what I can not

no Talent huh

why viruses

to corrupt

within all computerized equipment is a

hidden world a digital world

to complete the chip is controlled by a

circuit Tower with a mega virus monster

I can destroy these towers why would you

want to power

I crave it

what do you crave

they mess up Sam's phone call to my

girlfriend

could a virus destroy a telephone Circle

I give your life

into the phone computers correct

thank you

something's wrong with the main Switcher

yeah I want some more of the green stuff

and if you can send some more of the

brown chunky stuff out

yo same to you Bucky

call Jennifer now

more super yummy humans Samurai

relax Sam your mom will be off the phone

soon no she's on the phone with her

sister in Australia you know once the

phone company gave him a plaque for

breaking the long distance billing

record

oh

it's Mom off the phone

my teacher said I should share so

Elizabeth

strawberry swirl hey Sam why don't you

come try out the new sound mixer

okay now what play something

okay

no no wait I'm getting up

surge damn

what was that B flat I think

hey ice cream's all gone damn where'd

you go and what's this

I don't know Sid

you didn't zap me because I bet your

floppy disk did you this isn't a gag you

disappeared

right and I suppose you didn't strap

this toy on my arm

s whatever it is can't you help me get

it off it's kind of nerdy

well look at it this way you'll start a

new fad

oh that's it come on you guys gotta go I

don't wanna composer out of myself in

front of you two come on you gotta go

see you guys bye

all right Sammy boy this is it sun okay

hello Jennifer oh hi this is Seth yes

Sam

say hi

I was just thinking

fall in the locker room whoa

Jennifer

Jen

with mysterious and unexplained phone

disruptions in every Walk of Life the

business sector is especially hard hit

nor is this just a local problem

technical difficulties are being

reported from as far away as Japan phone

officials are working desperately to

solve the Dilemma before it becomes a

global disaster

boy I thought I had problems

Servo programming

farmer

thank you

I thought you were only gonna mess up

Sam's father

I improvised

who said you could improvise I am kilo

Khan oh the lord of the digital world I

need no permission to meddle in Affairs

electronic but I thought you silence

just sit back and enjoy the show meet

things

right now

who is that fighting with Casper did you

send in another program

me I didn't send anything in there I

thought he was one of your Goons

then why don't you stop him I cannot his

formatting is locked he is beyond my

control oh I guess we're not the

all-powerful big shot we thought we were

oh

foreign

High you powered but someday I will find

you and I will destroy you so swears

kilo Khan we'll be back after for human

Samurai cyber Squad

you mean you actually went into the

digital world I want people thinking on

the computer dude I know but Sam this is

history no one's ever been in cyberspace

before wow my best buddy a cyber Samurai

look you two okay I want Jennifer ever

knowing about this she'll never go out

with me it's bad enough I got this toy

on my wrist

bam oh wasn't that weird I mean right in

the middle of your call the phones in

the world go nuts

yeah weird

so

so

why'd you call oh uh well I was

wondering if you would like to go out

this Saturday but I know probably too

busy it's a bad idea

I love you really that's excellent

oh and Sam yeah nice watch

oh

right

this afternoon tune in for more cartoons

fun on the busy afternoon but next it's

Transformers generation 2 on wgno 26.