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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,002 --> 00:00:08,002 _ 2 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:12,095 Let's just admit it, we've all got a little monster in us. 3 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:16,016 He's a murderer! 4 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:33,324 Excuse me, hon. 5 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,176 Excuse me. 6 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:38,204 Sidecar. Give it some extra kick. 7 00:00:38,329 --> 00:00:39,664 You got proof of ID? 8 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:40,907 Funny. 9 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:43,626 Sense of humor. Unique fashion sense. 10 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:45,128 Owner, or just work here? 11 00:00:45,503 --> 00:00:46,796 Kind of both. 12 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,715 - It's complicated. - You're employed. 13 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:52,218 And yet, despite all that, let me guess... single? 14 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:54,846 - How can you tell? - It's my job. 15 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,932 I'm a matchmaker. Some of my handiwork. 16 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:01,895 So, which way, boys or girls? 17 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,096 What? 18 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:04,856 What... What... 19 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,901 So, girls. Okay. Yes, I see. 20 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,321 I think I have the perfect one for you. 21 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:12,814 One what? 22 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,282 The perfect girl for you. 23 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:17,193 Excuse me. 24 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:20,705 Mr. Eberhard. This is my son's wedding reception, and... 25 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:22,957 Yeah, just a second. Perfect for me? How do you even know? 26 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:26,169 Intuition. Experience. 27 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:27,495 It's my job. 28 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:29,756 - If you're interested. - So... 29 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:31,716 So, what, I just call you, and... 30 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,635 - Mr. Eberhard! - What? 31 00:01:33,968 --> 00:01:35,936 It's my son's wedding reception, 32 00:01:35,937 --> 00:01:39,308 and there are people picketing outside. 33 00:01:39,557 --> 00:01:41,601 The owner's had some bad press recently, so... 34 00:01:41,684 --> 00:01:44,229 That Blaine DeBeers sounds like a monster. 35 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:48,024 Is he a monster? 36 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:52,496 Am I a monster? 37 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:54,280 Maybe I've crossed a few lines... 38 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:55,657 Monster! 39 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:57,951 But does that make me a monster? 40 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,152 You killer! 41 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:00,161 Here's the situation. 42 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:02,747 Shipments of brains into Seattle have stopped. 43 00:02:03,164 --> 00:02:05,291 We have supplies for three days. 44 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:08,545 I need you to tell me the details of your operation, 45 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:10,171 so we can get the brains moving again. 46 00:02:10,421 --> 00:02:12,799 You make these charges disappear and get me out of here, 47 00:02:12,882 --> 00:02:14,884 I'll have brain operations back up in a day. 48 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:16,553 'Cause I can't take it. 49 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:18,930 The break-room TV is just repeating 50 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:21,599 the edited-for-television version of Snakes on a Plane. 51 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,159 You're toxic. 52 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:26,271 If I let you out, people will riot in the streets. 53 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:28,773 Well, I guess we're all screwed, monkey fighter. 54 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:34,571 You see? Samuel I. Jackson just doesn't work edited for TV. 55 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:41,494 Without monsters, what would people even talk about? 56 00:02:42,453 --> 00:02:43,830 The case of Carol Barbera, 57 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:46,499 the murdered matchmaker these two are working on? 58 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:48,167 Seen it. 59 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:49,452 But, if you insist. 60 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,463 So, did Major fill you in on the whole Blaine business? 61 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:53,623 Good riddance, I say. 62 00:02:53,756 --> 00:02:55,842 Living the high life off the cures he stole from us. 63 00:02:56,467 --> 00:02:57,844 I say, let him rot. 64 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:02,181 What? Don't tell me you don't savor the idea of Blaine DeBeers 65 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:04,726 spending some well-earned time in an unflattering jumpsuit. 66 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:06,644 I can deal with Blaine living the high life, 67 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,521 as long as he kept the city from coming apart. 68 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:11,524 So, check it out. 69 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:15,862 That red button found at the scene, not hers. 70 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:17,864 Not hers? Interesting. 71 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:21,492 No, it's not. We all know the drill. 72 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:25,246 You eat the brain, find clues... blah-blah-blah, case closed. 73 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:27,040 But this isn't her story. 74 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:28,833 It's mine. 75 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:33,914 _ 76 00:03:34,899 --> 00:03:36,409 _ 77 00:03:36,899 --> 00:03:38,410 _ 78 00:03:38,908 --> 00:03:40,411 _ 79 00:03:41,479 --> 00:03:42,542 _ 80 00:03:43,009 --> 00:03:44,544 _ 81 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:46,551 _ 82 00:03:47,043 --> 00:03:48,234 _ 83 00:03:48,313 --> 00:03:50,313 _ 84 00:03:54,817 --> 00:03:56,817 _ 85 00:03:56,819 --> 00:03:59,864 So, what's it like being the most hated man in Seattle? 86 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:03,076 I don't know. I haven't talked to A-Rod in a while. 87 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:05,828 So, this is all a joke to you? 88 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,205 Not a very funny one. 89 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:09,207 Well, this is a waste of time. 90 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:11,626 We'll have a warrant for his house within 24 hours. 91 00:04:11,709 --> 00:04:13,086 - Then he'll talk. - About what? 92 00:04:13,169 --> 00:04:14,921 My Greene and Greene coffee table? 93 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:16,631 Or my Warhol Polaroids? 94 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:18,925 How about the mask your journalist friend took pictures of? 95 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:21,594 It's the same one I saw in a vision. 96 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:23,388 I know you killed the mayor. 97 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:24,555 Aren't you a little... 98 00:04:25,556 --> 00:04:27,684 fertilized to be having visions? 99 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:31,562 Shut up. Don't speak. 100 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,606 You know the drill, lawyer's here, you're out. 101 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:37,360 Great talk, gang. 102 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:39,151 We all learned something. 103 00:04:39,226 --> 00:04:41,950 Okay. Fun fact. 104 00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:44,701 No one in the history of the criminal justice system 105 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:48,037 has ever gotten off as a result of a witticism or zinger. 106 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,914 Don't speak. 107 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,624 I've reviewed your case. 108 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,377 And from a legal angle, 109 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,204 I've seen worse. 110 00:04:57,171 --> 00:04:59,132 From a PR angle, I haven't. 111 00:05:00,049 --> 00:05:03,219 I'm gonna need to do some fancy filing to see if I can swing bail. 112 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,559 In the meantime, what do you do? 113 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,769 - Speak? - Don't speak. 114 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:14,814 I do have to get a message to an associate, though. 115 00:05:14,897 --> 00:05:16,399 Oh. Well, let me check. 116 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,067 I'm pretty sure it's legal. 117 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:20,320 No, I meant your retainer. Did the check clear? 118 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,072 Yeah, you can tell me. 119 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:36,544 "Three hundred and sixty-five degrees." That's the message? 120 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:38,588 You sure he's gonna get it? 121 00:05:38,796 --> 00:05:39,839 Oh, yeah. 122 00:05:40,339 --> 00:05:41,966 My guy is as sharp as a tack. 123 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:45,845 Look, I don't know what you're talking about, I just work here. 124 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:47,388 You're Blaine's right-hand man. 125 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:50,224 I have a hard time believing you don't know how his system works. 126 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:54,020 I just do what he says. It's brain's Blaines, man. 127 00:05:54,891 --> 00:05:56,606 Or... You know what I mean. 128 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:59,692 Look, I'd love to help, but... 129 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:02,528 Okay, look... 130 00:06:03,112 --> 00:06:06,240 I'm gonna leave this contract for you. Same deal we had with Blaine. 131 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:09,577 It's a good deal. And a chance to step up, be a hero. 132 00:06:10,411 --> 00:06:13,081 Well, I'll have to ask Blaine, because it's Blaine's... 133 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:16,334 Brains? Yeah, got it. 134 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:20,379 Gentlemen. 135 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:22,381 Let's make a deal. 136 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:24,801 Stacey Boss. 137 00:06:27,802 --> 00:06:29,802 _ 138 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:30,907 Stacey Boss. 139 00:06:31,015 --> 00:06:32,033 Thought you were dead. 140 00:06:32,034 --> 00:06:33,935 I was close. 141 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:35,770 You have no idea how hot 142 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:38,481 a Bangladeshi summer is in a three-piece suit. 143 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:40,108 You've been hiding in Bangladesh? 144 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:41,526 "Hiding"? 145 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:43,027 Working. 146 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:44,737 Bangladesh, Sudan, Ukraine. 147 00:06:44,881 --> 00:06:47,782 Anywhere there's brains, I've been. That's how it works. 148 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:51,869 I procure, Don E distributes, Blaine does jack. 149 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:55,540 I'd be willing to solve your little problem, right here and now. 150 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:57,045 We cut Blaine out. 151 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:59,127 Don E and I handle the brains ourselves. 152 00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:01,921 Everybody's happy, except Blaine. 153 00:07:03,312 --> 00:07:04,371 The catch being? 154 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:07,802 A slight cost adjustment. Say, double what you're paying Blaine? 155 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:10,179 We don't have the budget. I can't agree to that. 156 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:14,058 I get it. Budgets are stubborn things, but let me just say this. 157 00:07:14,183 --> 00:07:17,019 When zombies start tearing humans limb from limb, 158 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:19,230 my price is not likely to have come down. 159 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:23,203 Taken under advisement. 160 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,359 So, what'd you think? 161 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:33,786 I think I wish you'd told me about all this in advance. 162 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:37,290 Sorry, but the pitch demanded a dramatic entrance. 163 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:38,991 Are you in? 164 00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:42,211 I don't know, cutting Blaine out... 165 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:44,922 You do all the work and reap no reward. 166 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,592 If the roles were reversed, would Blaine be as loyal to you? 167 00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:52,972 But I don't know if Major's bluffing. 168 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:54,348 I mean, Blaine had a good deal. 169 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:57,018 - If they don't have budget... - You play poker, Don E? 170 00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:59,353 - Not really. - We got a winning hand. 171 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:01,939 When you've got a winning hand, you don't fold. 172 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,784 No! No, we're not gonna take it anymore! 173 00:08:13,951 --> 00:08:15,620 We're outraged! 174 00:08:17,121 --> 00:08:18,748 Fun crowd outside. 175 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:21,498 Next time, use the back entrance. 176 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,508 There shouldn't be a next time. 177 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:26,672 I'm here on behalf of my client, Blaine DeBeers. 178 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:28,799 Tanner, where have you been? Where's the booze? 179 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:32,887 I can't run a bar with just vermouth and this melon crap. 180 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:34,055 He wouldn't let me take it. 181 00:08:34,138 --> 00:08:35,930 He says his payment didn't go through. 182 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:37,813 What? Why didn't you just use the business card? 183 00:08:37,814 --> 00:08:39,352 I tried. None of them worked. 184 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:40,895 Get on the phone, call the bank... 185 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:42,897 Don't bother. I've seen this before. 186 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:44,857 They've frozen Blaine's assets. 187 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:46,414 So, let me just give you this. 188 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,445 "Three hundred and sixty-five degrees." 189 00:08:51,447 --> 00:08:52,481 What? 190 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,242 Three hundred and sixty-five degrees. 191 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:55,868 I hope it means something to you, 192 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:57,036 because he just used up his retainer. 193 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:58,621 Oh! 194 00:08:58,913 --> 00:08:59,997 - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah? 195 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:01,307 Okay, I got it. 196 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,458 - Got it? - Yeah. 197 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,793 Don E. 198 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:09,298 We need to ask you some questions about the death of a Mrs. Carol Barbera. 199 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:11,759 Hey, free advice. Don't speak. 200 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:15,179 Murdered. The matchmaker, she was murdered. 201 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:16,264 Can you believe it? 202 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:19,350 She's trying to make people happy, ends up thrown off a balcony. 203 00:09:19,838 --> 00:09:21,464 Did you meet Mrs. Barbera? 204 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:22,645 I poured her a drink. 205 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:24,897 She told me that she had my perfect match. 206 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,367 You're in her brain! 207 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:27,942 Please tell me you remember the name. 208 00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:30,194 When she told me, I dropped the glass. 209 00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:33,729 Come on, have a vision. 210 00:09:36,050 --> 00:09:37,084 Nothing? 211 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:38,154 Come on! 212 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,204 Was there anything else you noticed that night? 213 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,794 She did have an argument with Candy. 214 00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:49,297 At one point. She's in the back. 215 00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:53,050 I'd knock first. 216 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,221 I understand, General. But... 217 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:01,183 the situation here is truly dire. 218 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,352 I can't state it any more bluntly. 219 00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:06,772 We'll be out of brains in 48 hours. 220 00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:09,650 After that, zombies might turn on the living. 221 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,569 Some might try to scale the wall. 222 00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:14,614 I know that you think this is our problem, 223 00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:17,742 but it could end up being all of our problem. 224 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,535 Thank you, uh, Major. 225 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,121 We'll discuss it and get back to you later. 226 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,706 Or sooner, if you can. 227 00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:27,918 I don't see why they haven't just taken care of these things already. 228 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:29,942 Maybe 'cause it's not that easy to go next door 229 00:10:29,944 --> 00:10:31,246 and murder your neighbor. 230 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,758 And we're talking about the lives of thousands of innocent humans. 231 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:34,917 Hostages. 232 00:10:34,925 --> 00:10:38,262 We do still have brain stockpiled from before we cut 'em off. 233 00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:42,767 General Mills, that sounds surprisingly temperate. 234 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:45,853 I believe "nuke 'em all" was your previous position. 235 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:49,231 It's just... I figure, it could buy us some time. 236 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:52,360 I mean, I hear there's progress on the CDC end. 237 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:56,859 All right, so, Glenn is now willing to buy some time. 238 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:59,450 All right, moving on. Next item. 239 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,209 I have good news and bad news. 240 00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:11,003 Ah, good news. I could use some good news. 241 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:12,338 I'll start with the bad news. 242 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:13,839 Your assets are frozen. 243 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:15,800 You're unable to pay my fee. 244 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,635 Come on, man. 245 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:19,553 You know I'm good for it. 246 00:11:19,737 --> 00:11:20,813 I don't. 247 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:23,474 The good news is, I have an in with your judge, so, 248 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:26,143 if I play ball and I go the extra mile, 249 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:27,978 I think I can get you off this whole thing. 250 00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:30,981 If you're able to pay my retainer. 251 00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:32,733 Okay. 252 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,819 I guess I gotta make some calls. 253 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:35,903 You made your call. 254 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,364 But I can call whomever you'd like. 255 00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:43,577 Money? What money? I don't have any money. 256 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,037 Do you know how much I make? 257 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,997 Tell him I do know, 258 00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:50,126 I was obviously talking about the club account rainy day fund. 259 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:51,752 He means the rainy day fund. 260 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,462 Yeah, it's on fumes. 261 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:56,090 All right? We don't have any customers. 262 00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:59,718 Our vendors are demanding cash upfront. 263 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:04,265 Tell him there's a red bag behind the panel under the Hefeweizen tap. 264 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,517 There's a bag under the Hefeweizen tap. 265 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,227 Should be 50 grand in there. 266 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,646 My client says there's 50 grand in there. 267 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,185 There's 40 grand. 268 00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:21,774 Don E... 269 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,869 Could you loan me $10,000? 270 00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:27,163 - He wants you to loan him... - $10,000? 271 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,623 Blaine, man, I'm not exactly rolling in dough. 272 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,544 Damn it, Don E! Just give me the money. 273 00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:36,297 He just wants you to get him the money. 274 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:42,553 Okay, fine. I'll get it. 275 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,848 Okay. What the hell is this? 276 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,218 Oh, no. 277 00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,312 My beautiful, beautiful home. 278 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,898 So, we'll just be adding "destroying evidence" to the charges? 279 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,274 And why is that? 280 00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:57,359 I'm the most hated man in Seattle. 281 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,366 Why wouldn't my house get torched? 282 00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:06,833 _ 283 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:10,956 You tweeted "Seattle has two days until brain supplies run out." 284 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,917 How do you back up your claim? 285 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:18,422 The blue-collar workers in that plant are my friends and neighbors. 286 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,842 And they told me, "No more brains." 287 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:25,596 Officials at the plant did not respond for comment. 288 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:27,548 Back to you. 289 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,976 So, Commander, the joint chiefs called while you were out. 290 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,511 Finally. 291 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,063 Alan, let's call back the joint chiefs. 292 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:36,482 Actually, sir, they, uh, left a message. 293 00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:39,805 Basically, since it's the official position of the US government that... 294 00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:42,947 Fillmore Graves is a terrorist operation, 295 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,823 - they do not... - So, no? 296 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,408 Yes. No. 297 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,120 Many left are wondering if... 298 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,238 Oh, and, uh... 299 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,416 Looks like Blaine DeBeers made bail. 300 00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:02,299 The house's in my ex-stepdad's name, so no one'll trace you here. 301 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:04,287 You can hang as long as you want. 302 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,679 Which will be zero minutes. 303 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:08,806 This makes me miss jail. 304 00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:12,017 Oh, come on, it's not that bad. 305 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,519 It's private. 306 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:16,063 You got the TV. 307 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,148 The couch. 308 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,444 I spent some pretty good times down here. 309 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:23,779 I'm sure you did. 310 00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:25,826 Right where you are now, 311 00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:28,367 me and Pam Hagler watched the One Tree Hill premiere. 312 00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:32,079 - And I lost my... - If you continue, 313 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,832 the scream I utter will shatter the universe. 314 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,586 Okay, fine. I'm going to The Scratching Post. 315 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,719 I am on a yacht to Ibiza. 316 00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:50,806 Blake Lively is hitching a ride. 317 00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:54,685 We're sharing a nice crisp GrĂ¼ner. 318 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,316 You must be Don's friend. 319 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,830 All right, so, give her the rundown. 320 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,790 And just keep in mind, if she doesn't pass, 321 00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:19,084 your boyfriend washes up in the lake. 322 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,045 Okay. 323 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:25,507 So, they're toughest with stuff they can double check. 324 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:26,800 Names. Dates. 325 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:30,095 Addresses. Stuff like that. 326 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,723 - You'll need to have that down pat. - It's down. 327 00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:34,850 That it? Just questions? 328 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:38,228 If you pass the interview, they'll say you're in, 329 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,605 then do a group toast. 330 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:43,150 But the shot they give you is laced with ghost pepper. 331 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,403 You'll need to react to prove you're human. 332 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,065 That it? 333 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,575 Yeah. That's it. 334 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,038 I appreciate the warning, Commander Lillywhite, 335 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:58,415 but I really don't need protective custody. 336 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:03,212 Yes, I'm aware what kind of man Blaine is. 337 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:05,381 Yeah. I'll be fine, thank you. Bye-bye. 338 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,783 My ears were burning right up. 339 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:14,056 What do you want? 340 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,184 What do I want? 341 00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:19,853 You always did cut right to the chase, didn't you? 342 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:21,647 Okay. 343 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,357 I wanna scare you. 344 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:28,028 Yeah, I've killed people, your story was correct. 345 00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:30,154 Hell, I'm probably gonna kill you, too. 346 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:31,732 Not now... 347 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,217 but soon. 348 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,315 I just wanted you to know, 349 00:16:36,368 --> 00:16:39,082 so you could spend whatever time you do have left 350 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:42,459 in fear, knowing it's coming. 351 00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,213 You really pissed me off. 352 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,258 'Cause I showed people who you really are. 353 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,449 Yeah, it was gonna happen. 354 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,668 Did you really think this whole 355 00:16:53,670 --> 00:16:55,515 charming-rascal act would work forever? 356 00:16:56,341 --> 00:16:57,349 It worked on you. 357 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,309 It worked on me? No. 358 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,520 I worked on you, dummy. 359 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,358 You sad daddy's boys are all the same. 360 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,043 You're so gullible. 361 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:09,862 - You don't know me. - Sure I do. 362 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,282 You're another two-bit homicidal thug 363 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,825 who thinks he's unique 364 00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:17,369 because, deep down, you're special and you're different, 365 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,038 and you deserve admiration. 366 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,832 Like, from Peyton Charles. 367 00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:24,001 The great love of your life. 368 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,170 You know what she called you? 369 00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:27,844 Her greatest embarrassment. 370 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,717 You are a goon, Blaine. That's all. 371 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,886 Just an average, run-of-the-mill... 372 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,523 I can see the headline now. 373 00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,692 "Child-killer shot dead." 374 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,070 They would throw me a parade. 375 00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:59,328 You can show yourself out. 376 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,629 Okay, hold it right there. 377 00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:11,799 Really gotta work on that, Don E. 378 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,801 You were holding a gun right at me and I wasn't scared at all. 379 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,219 What're you doing here? 380 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:18,680 Trying to solve my liquidity crisis. 381 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,643 I need that list of bidders from our zombie-cure auction, 382 00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:24,186 as we still got a few cures left. 383 00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:27,272 Okay, now we're talking. 384 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,858 By the way, have you seen Lieutenant Bozzio lately? 385 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,736 Yeah, I do my best to steer clear, she scares me a little. 386 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,155 Yeah, well, she's pregnant. 387 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,282 - Did you know that? - How does a zombie end up pregnant? 388 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,285 I assume in the normal way, just not as a zombie. 389 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:44,039 I read this article about this kid who died of some rare brain disease, 390 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,919 which made her brain a zombie cure, 391 00:18:46,921 --> 00:18:48,280 and it got me thinking that... 392 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,130 Whoa! Found it. Okay. 393 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,972 We need to contact all the runner-up bids 394 00:18:53,974 --> 00:18:56,302 and we should be flush again by lunch. 395 00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,679 Whew! 396 00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:00,879 You get the stuff from the safe? 397 00:19:00,895 --> 00:19:01,930 Tanner took care of it. 398 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,725 Tanner! Bring in the stuff from the house. 399 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,477 Ah, you sent Tanner? 400 00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:08,856 I was being tailed, it wasn't safe. 401 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,732 Tanner is capable. 402 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,234 Here it is. 403 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:15,404 Cleaned out the safe just like you said. Cash, IDs. 404 00:19:15,410 --> 00:19:16,444 Just give me the bag. 405 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,782 Sorry if some of the pages are wrinkled and stuff. 406 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,502 Where are my cures, Tanner? 407 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,882 Four syringes, in a Ziploc bag. 408 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:39,761 Oh. So, I'm going back over the bridge, cops pulled me over. 409 00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:42,014 I got two strikes, I can't get caught with drugs. 410 00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,265 So, I ditched 'em. 411 00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:45,934 You... You "ditched" them? 412 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,686 I tossed them off the bridge. 413 00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,314 Don't worry, they won't find 'em. 414 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,493 Strike three, monkey fighter. 415 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,587 You were supposed to handle this. 416 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,839 So, you take care of that. 417 00:20:16,878 --> 00:20:18,329 You did this, Don E! 418 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:21,178 You did. 419 00:20:29,964 --> 00:20:32,144 _ 420 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,735 Of all the things I've missed about the First World, 421 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,905 high-quality bourbon isn't the least. 422 00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,116 We're still considered the First World? 423 00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:46,453 You raise a good point. 424 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,538 But, hey, at least our hand remains strong. 425 00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:50,749 With that crazy fish lady stirring the pot, 426 00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,835 it's just a matter of time before Fillmore Graves folds. 427 00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,630 - So, I wanted... - Get your feet off my desk. 428 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,224 You gonna tell me whose blood that is on your shirt? 429 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:09,685 Just a friend. 430 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,567 Oh, man, what I wouldn't give to go back to the old days. 431 00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:19,111 Yeah. 432 00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:20,737 When cops were cheap 433 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,447 and the racketeerin' was easy. 434 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,951 And the Utopium wasn't cut down to basically pancake mix. 435 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,162 The stuff Beanpole Bob made? 436 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,791 The Da Vinci of the drug trade. 437 00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:35,752 Beanpole Bob. 438 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:39,172 I forgot about that guy. 439 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,550 Whatever happened to that weirdo? 440 00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,552 Oh, the usual story. 441 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:45,095 Got into his own supply, 442 00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:46,346 fried his brain. 443 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:52,686 Hey, kid. 444 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,065 I respect your loyalty to Blaine, 445 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,693 but there is serious money on the table here 446 00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:01,111 - and if we... - Screw Blaine. 447 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:05,157 I'm in. 448 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,588 U-dub Law. 449 00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:21,214 So, where did you live then? 450 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:23,050 Studio in Eastlake, off Edgar. 451 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:26,178 Stayed when I started as a public defender, 'cause I made zilch. 452 00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:28,805 You do realize you'd be putting your life at risk 453 00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:31,266 to break the law if you joined our cause. 454 00:22:31,349 --> 00:22:32,384 I get that. 455 00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:34,186 I mean, I love the law, 456 00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:37,189 but I just wanted to make a real difference in something bigger. 457 00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:39,149 Graham says you met in high school? 458 00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:41,860 Uh, no. No, we met at his school. 459 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,278 I volunteer there. 460 00:22:43,883 --> 00:22:44,967 I love kids. 461 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,826 You want kids of your own someday? 462 00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:53,163 Uh, yeah. I guess, yeah. Someday. 463 00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:55,457 I sensed that. 464 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,751 Anyone in your life now? 465 00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:01,379 Uh, no, not at the moment. 466 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:03,757 Because you're "focused" on your career? 467 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,218 No, that's just what you tell people 468 00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:07,844 because you don't want to settle. 469 00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:09,387 You have standards. 470 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:12,349 Don't worry, we will help you find someone who meets them. 471 00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:15,060 Should we maybe focus less on her love life and more on, 472 00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:17,771 say, her qualifications as a coyote? 473 00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:18,939 Are they exclusive? 474 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:22,275 Little-known fact, urban coyotes mate for life. 475 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,569 So might this guy, thanks to me. 476 00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:28,156 Oh, you are not taking credit for me and Peyton. 477 00:23:28,323 --> 00:23:30,075 You tried to keep us apart. 478 00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:32,702 So that you'd have to fight to be together. 479 00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:34,871 All part of my plan. 480 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,748 So, um... 481 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,167 Is the interview over? 482 00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:42,420 Did she pass or what? 483 00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:50,929 With flying colors. 484 00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:52,556 Let's make it official. 485 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:55,725 We call this a "coyote baptism." 486 00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:57,144 Oh, my. 487 00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:06,361 Hey, what's this hospitality? 488 00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:09,030 The doctor needs his medicine, too, yeah? 489 00:24:09,155 --> 00:24:10,740 We only have four glasses, so... 490 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:17,581 I think it's best you steer clear of the hard stuff, Doctor. 491 00:24:17,664 --> 00:24:18,665 Thanks, Mum, 492 00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:21,334 but I can handle the hard stuff better than you Yankee lot. 493 00:24:23,753 --> 00:24:25,005 If you say so. 494 00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:26,715 To Riley! 495 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:39,019 And now you've passed. Just had to be sure. 496 00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:44,816 Help. 497 00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:50,864 Brain distribution issues with our new supplier are being resolved as we speak. 498 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,324 Until we're back up to full speed, 499 00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:54,826 we ask that you do ration the brain tubes you have. 500 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,912 Lillywhite's assurances come amid 501 00:24:56,995 --> 00:25:00,332 ongoing concerns about Seattle's brain supply. 502 00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:02,542 CHICS leader Dolly Durkins 503 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:04,878 stood by her own claims. 504 00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:06,296 They're running out, 505 00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:09,049 and when they run dry, 506 00:25:09,382 --> 00:25:11,259 the zombies are going to come after us. 507 00:25:11,384 --> 00:25:15,305 Surplus stores and gun retailers are reporting record sales, 508 00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:19,476 and police reports of robbed graves have skyrocketed... 509 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:22,812 Looks like the alarmist view is carrying the day so far. 510 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:25,982 Things'll calm down once we get the brains flowing again. 511 00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:28,318 Yeah, speaking of. 512 00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:30,904 Transcript from our bug in The Scratching Post. 513 00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:32,155 Boss and Don E 514 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:34,324 have cut DeBeers out of the operation. 515 00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:36,493 Has Seattle finally reached the end 516 00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:39,329 of its tenuous zombie-human peace? 517 00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:45,877 Hello, kiddo. 518 00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:50,840 Uncle Stacey! 519 00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:54,094 - I didn't know you were in town. - Oh. 520 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:57,305 And I come bearing gifts. 521 00:25:57,889 --> 00:26:00,016 The brain of Tibetan monk, 522 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,018 said to have reached nirvana. 523 00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:04,771 But a humble token of my gratitude 524 00:26:04,854 --> 00:26:06,147 for clearing Blaine off the board. 525 00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:09,192 Please, it was my pleasure to eviscerate the douchebag. 526 00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:10,855 Is the plan going okay? 527 00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:13,238 Flawlessly. Fillmore Graves is about to fold. 528 00:26:13,321 --> 00:26:15,573 I sign a contract, resume the brain-flow, 529 00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:17,346 all that's left is us counting our money. 530 00:26:20,161 --> 00:26:21,496 Hi, can I help... 531 00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:23,415 - You? - Hi. 532 00:26:23,873 --> 00:26:25,208 Cute shirt. 533 00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:26,835 Does it say on the back what zombies get, 534 00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:28,378 or is it the same "dead fish" idea? 535 00:26:28,461 --> 00:26:29,879 We don't serve your kind here. 536 00:26:30,588 --> 00:26:33,133 Oh. But if I have to shut you down for discrimination, 537 00:26:33,216 --> 00:26:35,927 you won't get to do any more of those fun little TV interviews. 538 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:46,730 $9.50. 539 00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:49,858 Excellent service. 540 00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:51,818 Ah. Keep the change. 541 00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:57,449 All good, boys, they do serve zombies here. 542 00:26:57,657 --> 00:26:58,867 Anyone hungry? 543 00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:05,040 Mmm. 544 00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:14,591 You think you and your jackbooted thugs can obstruct my business? 545 00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:17,886 You brain-eating, undead abominations... 546 00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:19,095 Jeez, Mom. 547 00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:21,014 Just chill out. 548 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:25,185 You gave up the right to call me that when you became one of them. 549 00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:30,899 You've been holding out on me, Murphy. 550 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:33,943 Dolly Durkins is your mother? 551 00:27:34,402 --> 00:27:35,612 Not anymore, I guess. 552 00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:39,032 - Wow. - If I may speak freely, sir... 553 00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:41,326 don't underestimate her. 554 00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:43,453 She really hates zombies. 555 00:27:53,231 --> 00:27:55,168 _ 556 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:56,883 Are you mad? 557 00:27:57,592 --> 00:27:59,803 Major's got a bit much on his plate for you to set him up 558 00:27:59,886 --> 00:28:01,846 on a blind date, and you barely know Riley. 559 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:03,390 I know she's perfect for him. 560 00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:06,434 Smart, compassionate, wants to make the world better. 561 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,269 Loves children, and, 562 00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:10,772 let's be honest, she not too tough on the eyes. 563 00:28:11,731 --> 00:28:13,525 She does sound perfect. 564 00:28:13,608 --> 00:28:15,860 If only there were a zombie version of her. 565 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:18,613 Ugh, I know. But let's not forget, 566 00:28:18,738 --> 00:28:20,448 Major has a proven willingness 567 00:28:20,573 --> 00:28:22,283 to go without sex for love. 568 00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:24,160 I have a willingness to do what? 569 00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:25,245 Oh, Major. 570 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,580 Do you want to meet a new friend of mine? She's a lawyer. 571 00:28:27,914 --> 00:28:29,249 - Matchmaker brain? - Yep. 572 00:28:29,332 --> 00:28:31,543 Nailed it. This is addressed to you. 573 00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:33,002 - Ooh. - I have a picture of her. 574 00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:34,963 Liv, I appreciate the thought, 575 00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:37,298 but unless this girl can get a massive quantity of brains 576 00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:39,259 into the city overnight, I think I'll pass. 577 00:28:39,342 --> 00:28:41,803 I'd put a ring on it, if she had some tainted Utopium. 578 00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:42,887 Peyton would understand. 579 00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:45,014 That reminds me, does the name "Beanpole Bob" 580 00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:46,344 mean anything to you? 581 00:28:47,338 --> 00:28:48,351 No, why? 582 00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:50,061 Name came up in an intel file. 583 00:28:50,186 --> 00:28:52,313 The Da Vinci of Utopium, apparently. 584 00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:54,899 Uh, I can ask Clive. 585 00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:57,944 See if he knows a Beanpole from his Vice days. 586 00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:04,451 Night-vision goggles? 587 00:29:06,953 --> 00:29:08,455 Because the CDC couldn't find 588 00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:10,832 any trace of tainted Utopium in the vial I sent, 589 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:12,584 I had the idea 590 00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:15,044 to sneak into Blaine's mansion and steal back my cure, 591 00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:17,338 with the assistance of a cat-burglar brain 592 00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:19,132 and a pair of... 593 00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:21,050 Night-vision goggles. 594 00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:23,887 You know I command a paramilitary force, right? 595 00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:25,555 I could have gotten you those for free. 596 00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:29,058 They're only 800 bucks. 597 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,271 And with UFreightEze Select membership, 598 00:29:33,354 --> 00:29:36,858 you can get literally anything delivered to your doorstep 599 00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:38,735 in under 24 hours. 600 00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:48,870 I want to help this city in any way I can, Mr. Lillywhite, 601 00:29:48,953 --> 00:29:50,997 but this sounds like it's beyond even me. 602 00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:53,166 It might sound like it, Mr. Griss, but... 603 00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:55,877 See, we've disassociated with Blaine DeBeers, 604 00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:59,047 and our alternate brain supplier is too difficult. 605 00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:01,174 I get it. You need a supplier. 606 00:30:01,257 --> 00:30:02,926 But here's the problem as I see it. 607 00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:05,220 I have no clue how to get thousands of brains. 608 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,764 We'll get you a TV in a day, 609 00:30:07,847 --> 00:30:10,225 but our deliveries have the advantage of being legal. 610 00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:14,187 I'm not a smuggler. I wouldn't know where to begin. 611 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,940 What if I told you, none of that mattered? 612 00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:29,536 Whoo! This place is deader than we are. 613 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,399 Can I give the girls the night off? 614 00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:34,707 See, that's the problem with your generation, there's no work ethic. 615 00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:36,417 How old are you, exactly? 616 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:38,753 Old enough to know there's always a market in vice. 617 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,631 We just need a fresh start. 618 00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:43,550 We need a makeover. 619 00:30:46,594 --> 00:30:48,847 You know what my idea for a zombie brothel name would be? 620 00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:50,056 Hmm? 621 00:30:50,139 --> 00:30:51,224 Coldcocks. 622 00:30:52,475 --> 00:30:53,935 Why, because of all the fights? 623 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:55,186 What? 624 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:59,482 Oh, great. Look, I told you what I know, 625 00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:01,996 and if you're not here to tell me my dream girl's name, 626 00:31:01,998 --> 00:31:03,078 then who cares? 627 00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:05,433 Actually, we need to talk to her. 628 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:07,991 - Um, yeah. - What about me? 629 00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:12,537 Ha! 630 00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:14,163 There you go. 631 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,791 - What'd you see? - It was the skull. 632 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:20,086 I saw a tattoo. A small, tasteful skull, right here. 633 00:31:20,169 --> 00:31:21,212 Tattoos. I love tattoos. 634 00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:23,089 Wait, what about a name? Did you see her name? 635 00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:25,967 That's it. Now... 636 00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:35,310 She's got a tattoo. 637 00:31:36,470 --> 00:31:38,681 You recognize this coat, Mrs. Schwartz? 638 00:31:38,724 --> 00:31:39,800 No, I don't. 639 00:31:39,884 --> 00:31:42,775 Caring Light has cameras at their drop-off centers. 640 00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:44,736 We have you on tape dropping it off. 641 00:31:44,819 --> 00:31:47,947 Look, I told you, I was at the movies with Mavis Jannings, 642 00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:49,866 who left ten minutes into the show 643 00:31:49,949 --> 00:31:51,492 to meet her lover, Bernard Salkin. 644 00:31:51,951 --> 00:31:53,161 Mutual alibis. 645 00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:55,997 Mrs. Schwartz, did you kill Carol Barbera? 646 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:01,544 She set up my son with a zombie! 647 00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:02,645 Hold that thought. 648 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:07,133 Hey, you okay? 649 00:32:07,216 --> 00:32:08,593 Yeah, just... 650 00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:10,178 You know, 651 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,513 carrying a human being 652 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:15,558 and all of its associated gestation materials inside me. 653 00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:19,520 Sometimes, it's a bit uncomfortable. 654 00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:23,274 - But it's not a big deal. - Woman, please. I got you. 655 00:32:23,858 --> 00:32:24,943 Let me take you home. 656 00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:27,862 Maybe, we stop off at the OB on the way, just to check? 657 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,113 Man, 658 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:31,074 thank you, but I'm fine, 659 00:32:31,157 --> 00:32:32,408 - and... - Hey. 660 00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:34,953 - I said I got you. - I heard. 661 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:39,540 Sounded kind of dorky both times, if we're being honest. 662 00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:43,586 - I got you. - I... 663 00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:45,505 stand corrected. 664 00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:47,674 Extremely dorky. 665 00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:56,307 You wanna hear the rest, or... 666 00:32:56,557 --> 00:32:57,684 Oh... 667 00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:00,895 Go ahead, write it down. 668 00:33:03,898 --> 00:33:05,898 _ 669 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:09,278 It's been three days, they got to be out of brains by now. 670 00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:11,114 When is Major gonna throw his hand in? 671 00:33:11,197 --> 00:33:12,490 Patience, m'boy. 672 00:33:12,865 --> 00:33:14,784 - Any minute now. - Hey! 673 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,413 Have you guys seen these billboards? 674 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,497 Candy, men are talking business. 675 00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:21,833 Sure, I just thought you'd want to see this first. 676 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,958 I'm no poker player, but it looks like... 677 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:29,986 We're screwed. 678 00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:32,927 And UFreightEze will handle both the supply chain 679 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:35,513 and shipping, which is, of course, their specialty. 680 00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:39,267 I'll give you this, Lillywhite. 681 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,436 You got moxie. 682 00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:45,106 But we both know Ty Griss can't handle this volume of brains. 683 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,059 Well, 684 00:33:47,061 --> 00:33:49,862 he doesn't have your network of Third World hospitals to plunder, 685 00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:52,155 but he's gone heavily into Western health care. 686 00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:55,885 And he's including a brain donor card in every package. 687 00:33:56,743 --> 00:33:58,870 There're millions of customers a day 688 00:33:58,953 --> 00:34:01,831 getting a direct appeal from one of the world's greatest philanthropists. 689 00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:06,419 And he'll do it all for 90% of our original deal with Blaine. 690 00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:09,246 So, unless you've got a better offer... 691 00:34:09,248 --> 00:34:10,257 We'll do 80%. 692 00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:16,721 Is that an official offer? 693 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:19,766 It is. 694 00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:22,894 Hmm. 695 00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:28,524 The billboards stay up. 696 00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:30,860 We need a new face on the brain business. 697 00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:33,946 I'll let the brain plant know to expect your next delivery tonight. 698 00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:37,158 That's all. 699 00:35:09,857 --> 00:35:11,518 What are you doing here? 700 00:35:12,985 --> 00:35:14,153 Better question. 701 00:35:15,404 --> 00:35:17,782 What is nobody else doing here? 702 00:35:18,741 --> 00:35:19,851 We're open, aren't we? 703 00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:22,131 Then why am I pouring my own drinks? 704 00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:24,458 This used to be Tanner's shift. 705 00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:28,751 Business has been under-booming since your big great profile came out. 706 00:35:29,335 --> 00:35:30,795 We're trying some new ideas. 707 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,215 Which explains that. 708 00:35:39,011 --> 00:35:40,721 I had to do something. 709 00:35:40,847 --> 00:35:42,682 It's our only remaining source of income. 710 00:35:43,015 --> 00:35:45,476 Speaking of which, I don't think it's good for business 711 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,103 if people see you hanging around here. 712 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:49,355 So, maybe you can hang in the back with the girls, 713 00:35:49,438 --> 00:35:50,731 or in the office, 714 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:53,526 - or you use the back door... - You just said "our only" 715 00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:55,736 remaining source of income"? 716 00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:58,978 You mean, besides the brain-smuggling, 717 00:35:58,980 --> 00:36:00,492 which represents the bulk of our profits? 718 00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:01,943 That I mean. We're out of the brain biz. 719 00:36:01,945 --> 00:36:03,245 Please tell me you're not serious. 720 00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:05,187 If you can tell me that you didn't let that reporter 721 00:36:05,189 --> 00:36:06,590 work you like a rented mule. 722 00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:13,546 They got a new supplier, it's that billionaire UFreightEze guy. 723 00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:16,424 There's billboards all over town. 724 00:36:23,097 --> 00:36:24,812 Why'd you have to keep the mask? 725 00:36:39,655 --> 00:36:42,200 You may be out of the brain biz. 726 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,252 Oh, yeah! 727 00:36:58,925 --> 00:36:59,926 Okay. 728 00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:05,806 Oh, yeah! 729 00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:17,026 Wow. 730 00:37:24,158 --> 00:37:25,701 How'd you get in here? And... 731 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,079 How long have you been standing there? 732 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,580 You left the door unlocked. 733 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:33,668 I came in around the time the riding crop came into play. 734 00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:35,795 - Mmm. - I won't keep you long. 735 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:37,838 I just need a contract drawn up. 736 00:37:38,007 --> 00:37:39,090 I can't pay you right now, 737 00:37:39,173 --> 00:37:41,550 but I'll make your quo worth your quid pro. 738 00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:43,386 Counselor Stone. 739 00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:45,930 I need you back in my chambers, 740 00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:48,557 and bring defense Exhibit D... 741 00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:51,102 Oh. 742 00:37:51,477 --> 00:37:52,812 I'll be in in a second, 743 00:37:53,107 --> 00:37:54,146 Your Honor. 744 00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:02,863 You really do go the extra mile, don't you? 745 00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:05,032 All right, what contract do you need? 746 00:38:17,628 --> 00:38:19,922 Hi! Are you Darcy Bennet? 747 00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:26,429 - I am. - You got a minute? 748 00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:29,606 Um. Can you run to the dining hall 749 00:38:29,608 --> 00:38:31,393 and steal me a pack of instant ramen? 750 00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:34,020 I'll be fine. I'll be fine. 751 00:38:39,233 --> 00:38:41,569 You're here about my Freylich brain, I assume. 752 00:38:41,652 --> 00:38:44,530 I take it I'm not the first interested party to reach out. 753 00:38:44,905 --> 00:38:46,490 So, what's your best offer so far? 754 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,868 One guy promised 50 grand to my family when I'm gone. 755 00:38:48,951 --> 00:38:50,077 I see. 756 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,663 How does half a million sound? 757 00:38:53,706 --> 00:38:54,957 Cash upfront. 758 00:38:55,499 --> 00:38:58,377 Once my client meets you and signs off, the money's yours... 759 00:38:58,711 --> 00:39:01,326 in exchange for ownership of your brain after your tragic, 760 00:39:01,328 --> 00:39:02,632 yet inevitable demise. 761 00:39:10,639 --> 00:39:14,060 Hmm. So, what, you were gonna keep this all a secret? 762 00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:16,979 The big office, the lieutenant's chair. 763 00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:18,439 Acting Lieutenant. 764 00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:20,816 Just till Dale's back on her feet. 765 00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:23,277 How is the LT mom-to-be? 766 00:39:23,819 --> 00:39:26,280 She's good, baby's good. 767 00:39:26,655 --> 00:39:28,240 But she's on bed rest 768 00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:30,576 for the duration. Just as a precaution. 769 00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:34,080 Well, she can't be too happy about that, but baby comes first. 770 00:39:35,122 --> 00:39:36,582 Look at you, 771 00:39:37,124 --> 00:39:38,584 right at home. 772 00:39:39,126 --> 00:39:40,711 Born to be Lieutenant... 773 00:39:43,672 --> 00:39:44,673 Babineaux. 774 00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:52,765 You need anything else, Liv? 775 00:39:53,265 --> 00:39:55,684 Mmm. A raise wouldn't hurt. 776 00:39:56,185 --> 00:39:57,436 No. 777 00:39:57,645 --> 00:39:59,105 - Can I have a gun? - No. 778 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,774 - Oh, how about a squad car? - No. 779 00:40:01,857 --> 00:40:03,526 - Diplomatic immunity? - No. 780 00:40:03,609 --> 00:40:04,610 Can I have... 781 00:40:07,154 --> 00:40:08,614 Mr. DeBeers. 782 00:40:09,448 --> 00:40:11,784 I didn't expect results so quickly. 783 00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:13,869 However, 784 00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:16,497 this was not our arrangement. 785 00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:19,834 I bought a postmortem brain, not the pre-mortem human attached to it. 786 00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:21,919 That's why they say to read the fine print. 787 00:40:22,628 --> 00:40:25,881 You bought a Freylich brain upon the death of its owner. 788 00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:29,260 I'm sure she'll kick the bucket any day now. 789 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:31,095 Or not. 790 00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:34,223 I could consider expediting the process 791 00:40:34,306 --> 00:40:36,684 for a non-nominal fee, or... 792 00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:39,353 I'd be happy to extend this offer to the next bidder. 793 00:40:45,651 --> 00:40:48,070 Okay. I can wait. It's a deal. 794 00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:50,322 I'll wire the money now. 795 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:53,742 So, am I a monster? 796 00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:58,038 Maybe I am. 797 00:40:58,497 --> 00:41:00,708 Because sometimes, they just don't leave me any choice. 798 00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:15,388 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com 58144

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