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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,170 --> 00:00:04,370 [ "DECK THE HALLS" PLAYING ] 2 00:00:06,907 --> 00:00:07,977 HEY, CLAUDE! 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,538 COME CHECK THIS OUT. 4 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:12,645 WHAT IS ALL THIS? 5 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:13,980 IS THAT A STOCKING? 6 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,854 I MADE IT FOR SATAN. IT'S OUT OF VC's BELLY MEAT. 7 00:00:16,884 --> 00:00:18,094 VC, YOU READY? 8 00:00:18,286 --> 00:00:19,746 [ SCREAMING ] 9 00:00:19,787 --> 00:00:21,817 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 10 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,885 YOU SEE IT? * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 11 00:00:23,924 --> 00:00:25,764 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR * 12 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:27,903 YOU DO REALIZE THAT THIS HOLIDAY 13 00:00:27,928 --> 00:00:30,558 CELEBRATES THE BIRTH OF SATAN'S SWORN ENEMY. 14 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:31,998 IT'S ALL RIGHT, CLAUDE. 15 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,872 CHRISTMAS HAS BECOME SO COMMERCIALIZED 16 00:00:33,901 --> 00:00:35,701 THAT JESUS DOESN'T EVEN GET THE CREDIT ANYMORE. 17 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:37,236 YEAH, WE GOT HIS ASS. 18 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:40,241 BUT BACK WHEN I HAD KRAMPUS COMING TO TOWN 19 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:42,514 WITH HIS RUSTY BELLS AND CHAINS 20 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,183 AND THE LOOK OF FEAR ON THE KIDS' FACES -- 21 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:46,913 THAT'S THE HOLIDAYS. 22 00:00:46,947 --> 00:00:48,747 -WHO'S KRAMPUS? -FRIEND OF MINE. 23 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:51,392 WE USED TO HANG OUT IN EASTERN EUROPE IN THE 1800s. 24 00:00:51,419 --> 00:00:52,519 HERE, I GOT SOME PICTURES. TAKE A LOOK. 25 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,023 -HMM. -KRAMPUS WAS INTENSE. 26 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,524 LET ME TELL YOU. THAT GUY WAS INSANE. 27 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:59,057 I'D LOVE TO SEE THESE HELICOPTER PARENTS TODAY 28 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:00,533 IF KRAMPUS WAS TO 29 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,861 STUFF THEIR LITTLE BRATS INTO HIS DROWNING TUB. 30 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:03,726 UGH! 31 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:06,134 SO HE DROWNS THE CHILDREN? 32 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:08,037 NO, NOT ALL OF 'EM. SEE, THAT'S KRAMPUS. 33 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,738 YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE, NO, MAYBE HE'LL JUST HIT THEM WITH A SHOE 34 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:12,411 OR HE'LL PUT THEM IN HIS GYPSY CART. 35 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,310 YOU NEVER SEE 'EM AGAIN. YOU DON'T KNOW WITH THIS GUY. 36 00:01:14,342 --> 00:01:17,452 I'M LOVING THIS IDEA, CLAUDE, OF BRINGING KRAMPUS BACK. 37 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:18,778 YOU GUYS GO GET KRAMPUS BACK. 38 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:20,652 GUTEN KRAMPUS NACHT! 39 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:22,921 GUTEN KRAMPUS NACHT, VC! 40 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:26,450 GUTEN KRAMPUS NACHT, EVERYONE! * NOW BRING US SOME FIGGY PUDDING * 41 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:34,255 [ WIND WHISTLING ] 42 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:43,944 [ SCREAMING ] 43 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:45,241 NO! 44 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:46,773 NO! 45 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:47,837 NO! 46 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:49,935 [ GROANING ] 47 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:52,111 ARE YOU KRAMPUS? 48 00:01:52,146 --> 00:01:54,676 [ German accent ] NO. I'M GUMPHANICKEL. 49 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:56,575 YOU'RE LOOKING FOR MY DAD. 50 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:59,817 ** 51 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:09,156 [ HORN SOUNDING ] 52 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:12,797 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY AND BLOW THE HORN? 53 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:15,273 YOUR LIPS HAVE BEEN ON IT, SO I DON'T... 54 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:17,843 [ German accent ] WHEN I PRESS THE TV BUTTON, 55 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:21,811 IT'S BROKEN 'CAUSE THE VOLUME GOES AWAY. 56 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:24,612 AND THEN I PRESS IT AGAIN AND THE VOLUME GOES BACK. 57 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,175 RIGHT, THAT'S THE MUTE BUTTON. 58 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:29,018 CLOSE THE DOOR. 59 00:02:29,049 --> 00:02:32,489 I'M NOT PAYING TO HEAT THE WHOLE OUTDOORS. 60 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,690 HEY, CLAUDE, HOW DID YOU BEAT ME HERE? 61 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:37,232 DID YOU TELEPORT TO THE BOTTOM OF THE MOUNTAIN? 62 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:38,888 ARE YOU THAT STUPID? 63 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:40,456 [ Sarcastically ] OH, YEAH. 64 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:42,134 OH, YEAH, I TELEPORTED TO THE BOTTOM OF THE MOUNTAIN 65 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,802 AND THEN I CLIMBED ALL THE WAY UP JUST TO GET HERE, 66 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:46,172 AND THEN I NEARLY LOST MY BALLS 67 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:48,540 BECAUSE I "MADE MY HARNESS TOO TIGHT." 68 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:51,669 ARE YOU SAYING WHAT YOU ACTUALLY DID, BUT IN A SARCASTIC VOICE? 69 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,805 -YES. -AS I WAS SAYING, 70 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:56,481 WE WANT TO BRING KRAMPUS TO AMERICA BIG-TIME. 71 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:57,810 NO, NO. 72 00:02:57,845 --> 00:03:00,045 KRAMPUS IS RETIRED. 73 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,480 I HAVEN'T MADE A NAUGHTY LIST IN OVER 20 YEARS. 74 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:07,517 I TRIED TO GET GUMPHANICKEL TO FOLLOW IN MY FOOTSTEPS. 75 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:11,855 THIS ONE ISN'T INTERESTED UNLESS IT'S A HORN TO CARVE. 76 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:14,662 THEY WARN THE VILLAGERS OF AVALANCHES! 77 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:18,065 THEY CAUSE AVALANCHES, GUMPHANICKEL! 78 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:21,168 WHY DO YOU THINK THAT THE HORN BLAST HAPPENS 79 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,941 AND THEN THE SNOW FALLS?! 80 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:26,510 ARE YOU TRYING TO WARN THEM IN THE FUTURE? 81 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,010 KIDS TODAY. 82 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:31,011 EVERY TIME THEY FART, THEY GET A TROPHY. 83 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,514 WHEN THEY GOT RID OF SPANKING, 84 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:36,016 THAT'S WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD WENT DOWN THE CRAPPER. 85 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,689 AND SATAN AGREES WITH YOU. 86 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:42,518 SATAN NEEDS ME TO KEEP THE CHILDREN IN LINE. 87 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,356 THE ONES THAT ARE LEFT. 88 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:46,592 MMM! 89 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:50,127 [ GIGGLES ] 90 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:51,273 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 91 00:03:51,299 --> 00:03:53,769 ARE YOU INTERESTED IN WORKING WITH US ON THIS? 92 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,605 FETCH MY DROWNING TUB. 93 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:59,708 KRAMPUS IS BACK! 94 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:00,770 [ GIGGLES ] 95 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:02,308 -GREAT. -GREAT. 96 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:03,543 I DON'T LIKE THE DANCE, 97 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,707 BUT I APPRECIATE WHY YOU'RE DOING IT. 98 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:08,946 ** 99 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:19,886 OH, THANK GOODNESS. 100 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,897 SANTA HAS A SECOND WORKSHOP! 101 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:23,459 THE OTHER ONE'S REALLY SWAMPED. 102 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:26,927 FOR $24.99, YOU CAN GET A PACKAGE THAT INCLUDES AN 8x10. 103 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:29,067 WE JUST WANT TO SEE SANTA. RIGHT, ETHAN? 104 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,672 OKAY. GO ON. GO SEE SANTA. 105 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:32,644 HEY, ETHAN. SMILE BIG FOR MOMMY. 106 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:34,113 YOU'RE JUST GONNA LIE TO MY FACE 107 00:04:34,141 --> 00:04:37,581 AND STAND HERE AND TAKE PICTURES WITH YOUR CELLPHONE? 108 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,981 IN YOU GO. 109 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:43,083 HELLO, ETHAN RAKESTRAW. 110 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,586 HOW DO YOU KNOW MY LAST NAME? 111 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:49,819 I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, YOUNG ETHAN. 112 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:51,257 COME HERE. 113 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:55,701 SIT ON MY BONY, MITE-COVERED LAP. 114 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:59,969 I KNOW THAT YOU PEE IN THE SHOWER, 115 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:04,510 AND I KNOW THAT YOU BROKE YOUR SISTER'S iPAD, 116 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:09,278 AND YOU SAID IT FELL. 117 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,949 CLOSE THE SHED! 118 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:15,179 CLOSE THE SHED! 119 00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:16,475 MOMMY! 120 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:18,217 YOU CLOSED THE DOOR. I CAN'T SEE MY SON ANYMORE. 121 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:20,291 IF YOU PAY FOR THE PACKAGE, YOU CAN GET A VIDEO 122 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,690 AND YOU'LL SEE EVERYTHING GOING ON IN THERE. 123 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:23,022 WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN? 124 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:24,786 -IT'S GONNA FREAK YOU OUT. -IT'S GONNA WHAT? 125 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:27,155 [ GIGGLES ] 126 00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:29,904 OH, NO, NO, NO. KRAMPUS IS FEELING TIRED. 127 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:32,070 WAIT. WAIT, ETHAN. 128 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:37,199 TAKE A RUTEN BUNDLE TO REMIND YOU THAT I AM ALWAYS THERE. 129 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:38,407 ALWAYS WATCHING. 130 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:40,869 OKAY, ETHAN. WE'RE GONNA GO SAY HI TO YOUR MOM, OKAY? 131 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:42,578 -MOMMY! -ETHAN?! 132 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:44,010 COME HERE! COME HERE, BABY. 133 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:46,514 IT'S TOO LATE FOR ETHAN. 134 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:48,647 HE'S ON THE LIST. 135 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:52,152 HE'S ON THE LIST! [ GIGGLES ] 136 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,145 THAT'S THE FIRST KID TODAY. 137 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,087 WHERE ARE ALL THE CHILDREN? I THOUGHT... 138 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:59,033 IT'S BEEN A BIT OF A HARD SELL. 139 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:04,331 UM, DID Y'ALL GET A PERMIT TO PUT UP THIS SHED? 140 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,774 I DON'T THINK WE DID. 141 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:08,469 [ KRAMPUS GIGGLING ] 142 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:15,741 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME A KID LIES ONE TIME 143 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:17,076 AND THEN HE IS PUT TO DEATH? 144 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:19,710 THAT IS NOT A WAY TO TEACH ANYBODY ANYTHING. 145 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:20,877 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO 146 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:23,854 ABDUCT ALL THESE KIDS TONIGHT. 147 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,694 JONAS SLOCUM? 148 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,349 THAT'S MY STEP-NEPHEW! 149 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,387 [ GIGGLES ] 150 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:31,533 OHH... 151 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:34,089 BRING THE LIST! 152 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:37,567 BRING THE LIST! [ GIGGLES ] 153 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:40,828 ** 154 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:46,714 DO YOU THINK IF I LEAVE OUT THE ENTIRE PIE, 155 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:47,880 THAT SANTA WILL BRING ME 156 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,478 A KNIGHTS OF NEBULON POCKET MARAUDER? 157 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:52,281 OH, KIDDO, LISTEN. 158 00:06:52,312 --> 00:06:55,822 HEY, YOUR MOM'S NOT A REAL BIG FAN OF THE KNIGHTS OF NEBULON. 159 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:58,049 OR THEIR WAR TOYS. 160 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:00,715 MAYBE SANTA CAN MAKE AN EXCEPTION FOR... 161 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,324 NO, GEOFF. 162 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:05,985 SANTA READS THE STUDIES AND HE KNOWS THERE'S A DIRECT LINK 163 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:09,326 BETWEEN FANTASY VIOLENCE AND AGGRESSION IN ADULTS. 164 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:13,102 I PROMISE I WON'T BE AN AGGRESSIVE ADULT. 165 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:15,503 I WISH THAT WERE TRUE. 166 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:17,266 IT'S TIME TO HIT THE SACK. 167 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:20,914 OH, YOU'LL HIT THE SACK, ALL RIGHT. 168 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,981 MY BURLAP SACK! [ GIGGLES ] 169 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:26,081 CAN WE AGREE THAT IT'S A COINCIDENCE 170 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:28,923 THAT THE FIRST PERSON WE'RE VISITING IS GARY'S STEP-NEPHEW? 171 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:30,149 YEAH, IT SEEMS WEIRD. 172 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,523 WE PULLED NAMES OUT OF A HAT. 173 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:34,793 IT'S "GO" TIME. 174 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:36,992 HELP ME WITH MY RUSTY BELLS. 175 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:39,264 HOW ABOUT WE JUST SWAT HIM WITH THE SHOE THIS TIME? 176 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,502 JUST GIVE HIM A COUPLE OF SWIPPITY-SWAPS WITH THE SHOE, 177 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:42,999 AND THAT WILL SHOW HIM WHO'S BOSS. 178 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:46,670 YOUNG JONAS LOOKED VERY PLUMP TONIGHT. 179 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:49,940 I BET THE MEAT IS MARBLED. 180 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,770 [ GIGGLES ] 181 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,276 FILL THE TUB, MINIONS! 182 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:56,878 WE'RE GONNA WAIT UNTIL WE GET INSIDE, 183 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,310 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TURN IT SIDEWAYS 184 00:07:58,345 --> 00:07:59,775 TO GET IT THROUGH THE DOOR. 185 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,623 WHAT SHOULD I DO? 186 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:02,979 HERE. 187 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:04,686 I KEEP ONE OF THESE AROUND FOR EMERGENCIES. 188 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:06,388 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 189 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:09,519 SO, YOU WANT ME TO, LIKE, SHOOT KRAMPUS? 190 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:11,357 DO YOU WANT TO SAVE YOUR STEP-NEPHEW OR NOT? 191 00:08:11,391 --> 00:08:14,361 I MEAN, HOW MANY TIMES A YEAR DO I REALLY SEE HIM? 192 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:17,234 LET'S JUST SEE IF HE USES THE SHOE FIRST. 193 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:18,834 ALL RIGHT, FINE. I REALLY DON'T CARE. 194 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:20,226 JUST GRAB YOUR END. LET'S HURRY UP. 195 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:22,867 BAP! BAP! GOT YOUR ASS, BITCH! 196 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:24,713 BAP, BAP! 197 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:26,008 ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS. 198 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:28,039 [ KRAMPUS GIGGLING ] I'M COMING, BUDDY! 199 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:29,905 ALL RIGHT. 200 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:38,493 YOU IN THERE?! 201 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:41,248 [ KRAMPUS GIGGLING ] 202 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:43,158 AW, MAN. THE CART'S GONE. 203 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,530 KRAMPUS KIDNAPPED JONAS. 204 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,600 GIVE ME BACK MY SON! 205 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:51,159 CLAUDE, LOOK -- MORE RUTEN. FOLLOW THE RUTEN! 206 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,998 WHAT'S HE DOING BACK AT THE MALL? 207 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,504 WHAT IF HE'S STILL ALIVE BUT KRAMPUS 208 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,995 JUST HAS EATEN BOTH OF HIS FEET? 209 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,437 WHAT AM I GONNA TELL HIS DAD THEN? 210 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:00,711 LOOK. 211 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:02,111 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! 212 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:05,052 [ GIGGLING ] 213 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,908 JONAS, JONAS, YOU OKAY? YOU GOT BOTH EYES? 214 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:08,177 YOU GOT YOUR FINGERS? 215 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,175 JONAS, DID THE HAIRY MAN BITE YOU? 216 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:13,187 UNCLE GARY? I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD. 217 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:16,290 WHAT I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO DO IS NOT TELL YOUR DAD 218 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:18,533 A SINGLE THING ABOUT THIS, OKAY, BIG GUY? 219 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:22,398 I WANT A KNIGHTS OF NEBULON POCKET MARAUDER. 220 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:23,699 ALL RIGHT, LET ME GET, LIKE, 221 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:26,531 A TRASH CAN TO BASH IN THIS WINDOW. 222 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,536 THE BLADE IS NOT SHARPENED... CAN I HELP YOU, SIR? 223 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:29,868 ...TONIGHT, WE DINE ON THE SUCCULENT MEAT OF THE... 224 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,473 HE SAID HE WAS TIRED 225 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:36,044 AND HE WANTED TO GET HIS ALCOHOL BEER AND GO HOME. 226 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,536 CLAUDE, THAT'S NOT HIS HOME. 227 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,207 SO WE'LL CHOP YOU INTO LITTLE... 228 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,546 Claude: THIS IS EMBARRASSING. 229 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,920 HE USED TO BE ABLE TO EAT THOUSANDS OF CHILDREN 230 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:45,490 -IN ONE NIGHT. -I WILL SUE YOU SO HARD! 231 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:46,918 SHOULD WE BE DOING SOMETHING ABOUT THIS? 232 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:48,964 I MEAN... LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE. 233 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:50,219 -LET'S BAIL. -YOU'RE HURTING ME! 234 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,587 YOU'RE HURTING ME! 235 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:54,155 WELL, YOU'RE NOT DOING ME ANY GOOD, EITHER. 236 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:56,834 WE HAD A LIST WITH THOUSANDS OF KIDS' NAMES. 237 00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:58,234 THOUSANDS OF NAMES. 238 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,965 ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT HE DIDN'T DROWN ONE KID? 239 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:03,601 IN ALL FAIRNESS, EACH ONE OF THOSE KIDS GOT HIT WITH A SHOE. 240 00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:07,567 WE BEAT EACH ONE OF THOSE KIDS WITH A FULL-ON SHOE TORNADO. 241 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,637 INTERESTING. 242 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,736 WAS THAT BEFORE OR AFTER KRAMPUS WENT TO JAIL 243 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:13,448 FOR ASSAULTING A SECURITY GUARD WITH A GIANT NOVELTY AX? 244 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,580 JUST GET HIM BACK TO THE CASTLE, ALL RIGHT? 245 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,745 AND SHUT THIS THING DOWN. SHUT THE WHOLE THING DOWN! 246 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:20,845 THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M TAKING ONE OF YOUR DUMB IDEAS. 247 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,018 SEEMS LIKE IT WAS YOUR IDEA. 248 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:24,055 WHAT WAS THAT, GAR? 249 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:29,425 THEY SAID I AM TO BE SENTENCED ON THE 17th. 250 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,832 YEAH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT. 251 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:33,304 WE'RE NOT GONNA BE COMING BACK FOR THAT COURT DATE. 252 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,673 I GOT A WHOLE VANLOAD OF GAMER KIDS 253 00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:38,043 JUST SWOLLEN WITH MOUNTAIN DEW, LIKE, RIGHT OVER THERE. 254 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,641 SO COME ON. LET'S GO. [ GIGGLES ] 255 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:40,773 YEAH, YEAH. 256 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:41,808 THEY'RE RIGHT IN THERE. 257 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:42,982 JUST WAY IN THE BACK. 258 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,980 GUMPHANICKEL, YOU LIED! 259 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:47,352 GET IN THERE! 260 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:48,480 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 261 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,375 GO, GO, GO! BURN IT! 262 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,891 [ GASPS ] LOOK, DADDY! LOOK, MOMMY! 263 00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:55,321 LOOK WHAT SANTA GOT ME! 264 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,185 I GOT IT, I GOT IT! 265 00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:58,694 I TOLD YOU NO, GEOFF. 266 00:10:58,726 --> 00:10:59,826 I DIDN'T BUY IT. 267 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,460 POW, POW! CH-CH! 268 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,304 I KILLED YOU, MOMMY! I KILLED YOU, DADDY! CH-CH! 269 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,131 I GUESS IT'S SOME KIND OF CHRISTMAS MIRACLE, HUH, GEOFF? 270 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,966 POW, POW! I KILLED YOU! 271 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,041 POW! YOU'RE DEAD, MOMMY! 272 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,640 MAYBE IT IS A MIRACLE. 273 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,611 I KILLED EVERYONE! 19530

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