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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,135 --> 00:00:02,665 [ GUITAR STRUMMING ] 2 00:00:02,670 --> 00:00:04,140 >> THAT'S JUST WHAT CITIES ARE 3 00:00:04,138 --> 00:00:04,738 FOR, AIN'T IT? 4 00:00:04,738 --> 00:00:06,568 DANCIN' IN THE STREETS! 5 00:00:06,574 --> 00:00:10,144 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 6 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:11,584 >> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU COULD USE 7 00:00:11,579 --> 00:00:12,109 IN THIS HAIR? 8 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:12,983 MAYONNAISE. 9 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:14,120 YEAH, GET SOME LIFE BACK INTO 10 00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:14,915 IT. 11 00:00:14,915 --> 00:00:15,915 I MEAN, YOU COULD SAVE THE 12 00:00:15,916 --> 00:00:17,116 EARTH, BUT YOU COULD STILL LOOK 13 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:17,918 PRETTY. 14 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:20,618 MAYBE WEAR A PUSH-UP BRA. 15 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:21,761 >> WHO ARE YOU? 16 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:22,285 >> I'M GARY. 17 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:23,320 YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME? 18 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:24,634 CRAZY GARY? 19 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:25,825 YOU WORSHIPPED ME AT THE WICCAN 20 00:00:25,826 --> 00:00:26,326 FESTIVAL? 21 00:00:26,327 --> 00:00:27,657 >> OH, GARY! 22 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:29,661 >> YEAH! 23 00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:30,803 RIGHT? 24 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:32,128 YEAH! JESUS CHRIST. 25 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:33,173 [ Distorted voice ] HOW MANY 26 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:37,937 BROWNIES DID YOU EAT? 27 00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:39,938 >> I LOVE LEFTOVER SALMON. 28 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:40,970 SURE, YES. 29 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:43,714 THE TUNES ARE ROCKIN'. 30 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:45,111 BUT THE LEAD SINGER -- I MEAN, 31 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:46,383 SAFE TO SAY YOU'RE HAVING A 32 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,020 LITTLE BIT OF BOY TROUBLE? 33 00:00:48,015 --> 00:00:49,215 I LOVE VINCE HERMAN. 34 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:49,847 >> EW! 35 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:51,720 >> WE'RE JUST, LIKE, DESTINED TO 36 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:52,989 BE TOGETHER, MAN. 37 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:55,116 >> YES, AND PEOPLE KEEP TRYING 38 00:00:55,123 --> 00:00:56,393 TO TEAR YOU APART. 39 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,290 YEAH. 40 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:59,131 IF ONLY VINCE HERMAN COULD MAYBE 41 00:00:59,127 --> 00:01:00,727 GET TO KNOW YOU, YOU KNOW? 42 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:01,798 THE RE YOU. 43 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:03,025 >> I'VE GOT TO KILL 44 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:05,130 VINCE HERMAN SO NO ONE ELSE CAN 45 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:05,973 HAVE HIM. 46 00:01:05,966 --> 00:01:07,666 >> THAT'S MY GIRL! 47 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:08,198 YES! 48 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:08,802 YES! 49 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:09,802 >> OH, THE SHOW'S STARTING! 50 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:10,673 >> NO, NO, NO, LOOK. 51 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:11,971 HERE, USE THIS, USE THIS! 52 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:13,812 [ GRUNTS ] 53 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:14,407 >> WHOA. 54 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,308 >> WHA?! 55 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:17,810 ALL RIGHT, SO YOU GET OUT THERE, 56 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:18,211 ALL RIGHT? 57 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:19,352 >> YEAH, I GOT TO GO WATCH. 58 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:21,047 >> JUST REMEMBER -- WHEN SALMON 59 00:01:21,048 --> 00:01:21,818 KICKS INTO 60 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:23,315 "STEAM POWERED AEREOPLANE," YOU 61 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:24,747 SHOW VINCENT HERMAN YOUR LOVE 62 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:25,252 IS REAL. 63 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:25,893 >> WHO? 64 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:26,986 >> HE'S THE GUY WITH THE 65 00:01:26,987 --> 00:01:27,657 MICROPHONE. 66 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:29,685 JUST GO GET 'EM, GIRL! 67 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:31,660 I'M PROUD OF YOU! 68 00:01:35,996 --> 00:01:37,926 [ BEEPING ] 69 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,180 >> EDDIE, HEY, IT'S BEEN THREE 70 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:48,906 DAYS. 71 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:50,179 IT'S MY TURN, ALL RIGHT? 72 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:51,038 >> THIS IS MINE! 73 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:52,254 >> WHERE'S MY WALLET? 74 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:53,176 WHERE'S MY WALLET? 75 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:54,181 DID I LEAVE IT IN MY OTHER 76 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:54,782 PANTS? 77 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:56,022 >> GARY! 78 00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:58,216 HUG IT OUT, BITCH! COME ON! 79 00:01:58,219 --> 00:02:00,119 >> "ENTOURAGE"! 80 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,960 >> * OH, YEAH 81 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,185 >> YEAH, THAT'S MY CELLPHONE 82 00:02:03,191 --> 00:02:03,861 RING, YEAH. 83 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,287 >> SUCH A GOOD SHOW. 84 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,293 >> YEAH. 85 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:07,864 >> UH, YOU GET REVIEWED YET? 86 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,201 >> OH, THAT'S LATER THIS WEEK. 87 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:10,457 I DON'T WANT TO JINX IT, BUT, 88 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:11,274 UH... 89 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:12,795 I THINK I'M GONNA GET SOME 90 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:13,730 FINGER LIGHTNING. 91 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:15,204 >> THAT LEFTOVER TUNA DEAL MUST 92 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:16,773 HAVE PUT YOU OVER THE TOP, HUH? 93 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:17,870 >> YOU TALKING ABOUT 94 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:18,741 LEFTOVER SALMON? 95 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:19,909 YEAH, THEY'RE LIKE TOP TWO 96 00:02:19,907 --> 00:02:21,137 HIPPIE JAM BANDS NAMED AFTER A 97 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:21,711 FISH. 98 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:24,949 >> NOOOOOOOO! 99 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:27,145 WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! 100 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,217 >> TRYING TO HAVE A 101 00:02:28,216 --> 00:02:28,916 CONVERSATION. 102 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:32,416 >> [ SCREAMS ] 103 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:34,120 >> RIGHT. WELL, I'D LOVE TO SEE 104 00:02:34,121 --> 00:02:35,391 WHAT YOU COOKED UP, MAN. 105 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:37,229 WHEN I DID THAT METALLICA THING, 106 00:02:37,225 --> 00:02:39,385 IT WAS A LOGISTICAL NIGHTMARE. 107 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:41,063 >> WHAT METALLICA THING? 108 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:42,731 >> OH, MAN, PYRO SET THE 109 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:43,960 BLEACHERS ON FIRE. 110 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:45,274 THE STAGE COLLAPSED. 111 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:47,396 10,000 SOULS FOR THE BIG MAN. 112 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:49,171 IT WAS OFF THE HIZZY, FOR 113 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,799 SHIZZY, MY NIZZY! 114 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:53,074 NO OFFENCE TO BLACK PEOPLE. 115 00:02:53,073 --> 00:02:55,313 >> UM, MY GUY IS POINTING A 116 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:57,979 CROSSBOW AT THE WORLD LEADER OF 117 00:02:57,978 --> 00:03:00,248 PROG-FUSION WASHBOARD AS WE 118 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:02,018 SPEAK, SO... 119 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:02,915 >> CROSSBOW? 120 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,016 YEAH, CROSSBOW, YEAH. 121 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:04,947 SILENT KILLER. 122 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:06,192 >> IT'S NOT DONE YET? 123 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,916 >> OH, WELL, THE CHESS PIECES 124 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:09,421 ARE ALL IN PLACE, MY FRIEND, AND 125 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:10,463 THIS GUYS ABOUT TO BE 126 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:12,328 BOBBY FISCHER UP IN THIS 127 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:14,496 BI-I-- AAAAAAH! 128 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:15,355 [ SCREECHES ] 129 00:03:15,363 --> 00:03:18,933 [ PANTING ] 130 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:20,272 I AM GARY OF THE 17th CIRCLE OF 131 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:21,368 THE HADES ANNEX, ASSOCIATE 132 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:22,339 INCUBUS IN TRAINING. 133 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:23,466 YOUR WISH IS MY PLEASURE. 134 00:03:23,471 --> 00:03:24,871 NOW, HOW THE [BLEEP] DID YOU 135 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:26,112 SUMMON ME?! 136 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:27,806 >> I FOUND THIS WALLET AT THE 137 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:31,038 SALMON SHOW. 138 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,184 >> "CRAWLING HITCHHIKER"! 139 00:03:32,179 --> 00:03:34,449 YEAH! YEAH! 140 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:37,288 [ HUMMING ] 141 00:03:37,285 --> 00:03:39,445 SALMON! 142 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:40,453 THAT'S MINE. 143 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:42,294 HEY, THANKS FOR DOING ME A 144 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:43,220 SOLID, BRO. 145 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,293 THAT WOULD BE -- THAT WOULD BE 146 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:45,332 AWESOME -- HA! 147 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:46,456 GRR! YEAH! 148 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:47,960 >> SO, WHAT DOES THIS SUMMON 149 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:48,501 WORD MEAN? 150 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:49,796 >> NOTHING, YOU KNOW? 151 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:51,327 YOU CAN JUST TOSS IT. 152 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:52,972 I MEAN, YOU COULD SAY IT, BUT IT 153 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:53,996 DOESN'T, UH... 154 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,171 IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU KNOW? 155 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:56,298 BUT I COULD JUST TOSS IT FOR 156 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:57,244 YOU IF YOU WANT. 157 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:57,967 >> NO, NOPE. 158 00:03:57,971 --> 00:03:58,871 >> NO? NO? 159 00:03:58,872 --> 00:03:59,972 THAT'S FINE. 160 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:02,043 AIN'T NOTHING BUT A THING, BRO. 161 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:03,942 SEE YOU AROUND. 162 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:07,880 [ URINATING ] 163 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:09,981 >> YOU'RE CLINCHING. 164 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:10,523 GOT TO RELA-- 165 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:11,888 >> DUDE, YOU DO YOUR JOB. 166 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:12,985 I'LL DO MINE, ALL RIGHT? 167 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:14,216 >> I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU 168 00:04:14,221 --> 00:04:14,991 OUT. 169 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:15,988 >> HEY! HEY! 170 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:16,859 LISTEN! HURRY UP! 171 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:18,187 I NEED YOU TO GO TO MY DESK. 172 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:19,261 I NEED YOU TO LOG IN AS ME, 173 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:19,889 OKAY? 174 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:21,563 I NEED YOU TO CHANGE MY SUMMON 175 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:23,062 WORD TO ANYTHING ELSE THAN 176 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:23,603 "SUMMONWORD"! 177 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:24,597 >> YOUR SUMMON WORD IS 178 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:25,268 "SUMMONWORD"? 179 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:25,895 >> SHUT UP. 180 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:26,929 >> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CHANGE 181 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:27,944 THAT EVERY SIX WEEKS, GARY! 182 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:28,535 HURRY UP, ALREADY! 183 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:29,596 WHAT, DID YOU DRINK A GALLON OF 184 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:30,173 MILK?! 185 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:31,100 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 186 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,114 AAH! 187 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,936 AAH! AAH! 188 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:35,882 DAMN IT! 189 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:37,346 >> SO, I THINK I KNOW WHAT 190 00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:38,505 "SUMMONWORD" MEANS. 191 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:39,852 >> HOW ABOUT THIS? 192 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:40,907 YOU GIVE ME THAT CARD BACK, OR 193 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:41,884 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? 194 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:42,922 I'M GONNA EAT YOUR FIRSTBORN. 195 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,116 >> SPIN YOUR HEAD AROUND. 196 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,547 >> MMM! 197 00:04:46,554 --> 00:04:47,464 >> WHOA! 198 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:48,515 >> FINE. WE HAPPY? 199 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:49,262 YOU DONE HERE? 200 00:04:49,256 --> 00:04:50,586 BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA GET IT! 201 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:52,061 >> JUSTIN, CHECK THIS OUT! 202 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:53,429 SPIN YOUR HEAD AGAIN. 203 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:54,627 JUST KEEP DOING IT UNTIL I SAY 204 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:55,558 WHEN. 205 00:04:55,563 --> 00:04:57,033 [ LAUGHS ] 206 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,270 WHAT FUN! 207 00:04:58,265 --> 00:05:00,025 EVERYONE LOVES A SHOW. 208 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:01,133 ALL RIGHT, WE'VE ALL SEEN IT. 209 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,404 CAN WE SHUT IT DOWN? 210 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:03,573 >> WHOA. 211 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:05,541 SPIN YOUR BUTT, DUDE. 212 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:07,409 >> I CANNOT SPIN MY BUTT. 213 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:08,408 >> WELL, WHAT CAN YOU DO? 214 00:05:08,409 --> 00:05:10,309 >> YOU SPIN YOUR BUTT. 215 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:15,880 OKAY, GUYS, UM... 216 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:16,653 HERE'S THE DEAL. 217 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,090 OKAY, THE WORD YOU HAVE IS A 218 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:21,556 VERY POWERFUL THING, AND I WILL 219 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:24,115 GET IN SOME FOR REAL TROUBLE AT 220 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:24,934 MY WORK. 221 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:26,885 DEMON, I COMMAND THEE -- GET US 222 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:30,564 BEER, AS YOUR RULER, BITCH. 223 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:32,104 >> YEAH, I'LL SPIN YOUR HEAD. 224 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:33,399 SPIN YOUR HEAD CLEAN OFF YOUR 225 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:34,101 SHOULDERS. 226 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:35,141 SEE HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT. 227 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:35,565 YEAH? 228 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:36,599 JUST GO ALL, "YEAH, YOU WANT TO 229 00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:37,244 GET YOUR --" 230 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:38,907 AH-HA-HA. 231 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:40,506 OH. 232 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:44,078 OH. [ CHUCKLES ] 233 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,147 OH, I NEED A DRINK. 234 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:47,175 AAH! 235 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,080 >> WHAT ARE YOU -- 236 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:49,081 YOU'RE DRINKING BEER? 237 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:50,252 SATAN'S BEEN UP AND DOWN THE 238 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,280 HALL ASKING ABOUT YOU -- 239 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:52,594 >> GARY, WHERE THE [BLEEP] ARE 240 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:53,686 YOU?! 241 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,257 I'LL FIND YOU, YOU LITTLE 242 00:05:55,255 --> 00:05:56,285 [BLEEP] 243 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:58,189 >> I LOST MY S-WORD, MAN. 244 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,491 I JUST GOT TO CHANGE MY S-WORD. 245 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:00,593 JUST CHANGE MY S-WORD. 246 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:02,004 >> I CAN'T CHANGE YOUR S-WORD 247 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:03,125 WITHOUT MANAGER APPROVAL. 248 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,930 >> MANAGER APPROVAL? 249 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:06,102 THAT IS -- 250 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:07,369 SATAN IS OUR MANAGER! 251 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,097 >> OKAY. RELAX. 252 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:09,972 RELAX. BRO! 253 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:11,440 >> I'M TRYING TO RELAX! 254 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:12,509 >> RELAX, OKAY? 255 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:14,636 GET THE KID TO SMOKE THIS WEED. 256 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:16,112 IT WILL ERASE HIS MIND. 257 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:17,339 THEN YOU STEAL BACK YOUR 258 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:18,154 SUMMON WORD. 259 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:19,105 >> OH, HELL, YEAH. 260 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:20,482 THERE'S SOME STINKY-ASS NUGS IN 261 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:21,181 THIS BONG. 262 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:23,351 GET HIM TO FORK OVER HIS SOUL IN 263 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:24,620 THE BARGAIN. 264 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:25,448 >> YEAH. 265 00:06:25,453 --> 00:06:29,023 AAH! 266 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:30,662 >> YO! MOOSE KNUCKLE! 267 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:32,028 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 268 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:32,725 >> YEAH, BRO. 269 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,496 AND EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT'S WRONG 270 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:35,495 WITH THIS ESSAY. 271 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:38,366 "THE POEMS OF MAYA ANGE... 272 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:39,065 LOU"? 273 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,296 >> YOU SAID YOU WANTED IT TO BE 274 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:41,230 12 PAGES. 275 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:44,144 >> NOT IN 72-POINT FONT, BRO! 276 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:45,707 I CAN'T TURN THIS IN! 277 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:48,236 >> JUST CHILL OUT, NERDS! 278 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:51,141 AND CHECK OUT WHAT THE G-MAN'S 279 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:53,684 BROUGHT TO THE PARTY, BROS. 280 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:56,151 YEAH! 281 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:57,589 IT'S A BONG. 282 00:06:57,585 --> 00:06:59,545 [ MOCK INHALING ] 283 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:01,193 >> YEAH! 284 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:02,658 >> DUDE, YEAH. 285 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:04,656 >> I LOVE YOU, GARY! 286 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:06,488 >> YEAH, DUDE, I'M SO WASTED. 287 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:07,604 AW, YEAH, BUT I DON'T WANT TO 288 00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:09,695 BOGART THIS JOINT ANY LONGER. 289 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:10,427 SO... 290 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,670 >> I WANTED TO GIVE YOU BACK 291 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:12,425 YOUR WALLET. 292 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,372 >> WHAT? 293 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:14,326 >> YEAH. 294 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:16,074 >> WITH THE S-WORD, TOO! 295 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:16,669 >> YEAH. 296 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:17,510 >> DUDE! 297 00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:18,335 >> YEAH. 298 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:20,068 I THOUGHT I'D FORGET IT SO I GOT 299 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:22,043 IT TATTOOED RIGHT THERE. 300 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:24,512 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 301 00:07:24,512 --> 00:07:25,552 >> TAKE THE LEG. 302 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:26,576 TAKE THE LEG. 303 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:27,680 TAKE THE LEG! 304 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:29,181 >> WHAT IS YOUR CLIPBOARD FOR? 305 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:30,052 >> WHAT? 306 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:30,780 HUH? 307 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,424 >> THE CLIPBOARD! 308 00:07:32,419 --> 00:07:33,749 WHY? 309 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:36,524 >> OH, UM, IT'S A... 310 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:39,534 PETITION AGAINST THE DRILLING... 311 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:43,697 OF PANDAS FOR...OIL. 312 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:44,697 >> OH, YEAH. 313 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:46,228 WE HEARD ABOUT THAT. 314 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:47,233 >> GOOD, BECAUSE THE MEDIA'S 315 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:48,244 REALLY TRYING TO COVER IT UP -- 316 00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:49,395 THE DRILLING OF BEARS. 317 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:51,042 SO YOU SHOULD GIVE THAT A SIGN. 318 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:52,208 >> OH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 319 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:53,135 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 320 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,310 >> YEAH, KEEP SIGNING IT. 321 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,237 YEAH, BOTH OF YOU. 322 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:56,482 >> HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, DUDE. 323 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,406 >> SAVE THE PANDAS! 324 00:07:57,410 --> 00:07:58,410 >> THAT'S NOT PAPER. 325 00:07:58,411 --> 00:07:59,081 IT'S SKIN. 326 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:00,309 >> OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 327 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,653 YOU HAVE TO USE THE, UH, SKIN -- 328 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:03,119 THE SKIN FROM THE BEARS -- IN 329 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:03,576 THE PAPER. 330 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:04,794 BUT YOU JUST HANG ON THERE. 331 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:06,545 HOLD THAT THOUGHT, ALL RIGHT? 332 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:07,724 YEAH, TALK TO ME. 333 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:09,091 >> GARY, I DID IT. 334 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:10,619 I CHANGED YOUR SUMMON WORD. 335 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:11,594 >> YEAH! YEAH! 336 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:13,332 CLAUDE, YOU'RE THE MAN! YEAH! 337 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,326 >> I MADE IT SIMPLE. 338 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,457 IT'S YOUR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME 339 00:08:15,462 --> 00:08:16,562 AND THE YEAR YOU WERE BORN. 340 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:19,804 ALL RIGHT, SO...SCHMICKLER83. 341 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:20,600 GOT IT. 342 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:21,841 LET ME JUST WRITE THAT DOWN. 343 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,265 >> SHOULDN'T REALLY NEED TO 344 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:24,070 WRITE IT DOWN. 345 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:25,341 IT'S MAIDEN NAME AND YEAR YOU 346 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:25,838 WERE BORN. 347 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,139 >> HERE WE GO. 348 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:29,440 >> DEMON, I COMMAND THEE TO GET 349 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:31,442 ME A FERRARI ENZO FILLED WITH 350 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:33,254 $2 MILLION DOLLARS IN SMALL 351 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:34,076 BILLS. 352 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:35,351 >> I CHANGED MY SUMMON WORD. 353 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,618 AND YOU'RE CONDEMNED TO HELL, 354 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:38,147 'CAUSE THIS WASN'T ABOUT PANDAS 355 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:38,621 AT ALL. 356 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:40,149 [ LAUGHS ] 357 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:42,063 BOO-YAH. 358 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:48,434 [ CHUCKLES ] 359 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:50,628 YEAH. 360 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:53,271 >> FOGHORN LEGHORN AND STEWIE 361 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:55,136 FROM "FAMILY GUY." 362 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,465 >> BIG GETS. 363 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,509 >> YOU STUPID [BLEEP] 364 00:08:58,505 --> 00:08:59,465 >> LISTEN, LISTEN. 365 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:00,312 >> IT'S RIPPED. 366 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:01,367 THERE'S A PIECE MISSING. 367 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:01,844 WHERE IS IT? 368 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:02,882 >> OH, NO, SORRY. 369 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,606 I GOT THAT. 370 00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:06,683 THERE'S A HOLE IN MY PANTS. 371 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,580 AAH! 372 00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:12,118 OKAY. 373 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:14,289 OKAY, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 374 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:14,657 UM... 375 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:15,855 >> HEY, MAN! 376 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:16,816 SPIN IT TO THE BEAT. 377 00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:17,834 >> OH, COME ON, MAN. 378 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:18,825 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 379 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:23,556 AAH! 380 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:24,463 >> OH, NO. 381 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:25,574 >> DOMINUS SANTI! 382 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:26,365 >> OW! OW! 383 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:28,196 >> CHRISTI CRUX EST MEA LUX! 384 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:29,471 >> OW! OW! STOP IT! 385 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:30,799 HOW DID YOU GET MY SUMMON WORD? 386 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:32,244 >> LEFTOVER SALMON MESSAGE 387 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:32,809 BOARDS! 388 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,206 DIOS DONATE -- 389 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:36,807 >> AAH! 390 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:40,480 >> GARY. 391 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:41,820 GARY! 392 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,245 DID YOU LOSE YOUR SUMMON WORD 393 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:43,750 AGAIN? 394 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:44,891 >> NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. 395 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:46,345 I WOULD NEVER DO THAT. 396 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:47,723 >> IT SURE LOOKS LIKE IT. 397 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,221 >> CLAUDE, YOU JUDAS -- 398 00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:51,422 AAH! 399 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,764 >> HA HA! 400 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,730 >> HEY! STOP SUMMONING ME! 401 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:56,498 ALL RIGHT, IT'S NOT FUNNY -- 402 00:09:56,496 --> 00:10:00,166 AAH! 403 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:01,497 AAH! 404 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,171 PLEASE LET ME STOP. 405 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,440 PLEASE LET ME STOP! 406 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,507 AAH! 407 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:10,506 PLEASE, DO YOU HAVE AN ASPIRIN? 408 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,950 [ GROANING ] 409 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,406 AAH! 410 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:15,424 PLEASE! 411 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:16,345 PLEASE STOP. 412 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,279 PLEASE STOP. 413 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,354 WHY ARE YOU -- 414 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:19,351 >> HEY, GARY. 415 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:21,392 >> OH, HEY, B., WHAT'S GOING ON? 416 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,258 >> TURNS OUT THAT THERE WAS ONE 417 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:24,856 REAL NAME ON YOUR SOUL SHEET. 418 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,358 >> SWEET. 419 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:27,559 >> THIS IS YOUR MOTHER'S MAIDEN 420 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,760 NAME, RIGHT? 421 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:32,872 >> WHAT? 422 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,226 MOM? 423 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,374 >> AAAAAAH! 424 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:37,539 >> MAMA, NO! 425 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:39,367 >> AAAAAAH! 426 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:40,612 >> STOP YELLING! 427 00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:41,367 >> AAH! 428 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:42,284 >> STOP YELLING! 429 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:43,375 YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME! 430 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:47,306 >> AAH! 431 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:50,724 SHE'S A TALKER. 432 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:52,448 >> * IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT 433 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,322 >> COME ON! COME ON! 434 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,821 COME ON! COME ON! 435 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,564 COME ON! 436 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:00,628 COME ON! 437 00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:02,397 COME ON! 438 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,425 COME ON! COME ON! 439 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,401 COME ON! 440 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:07,469 >> * I PICK A LITTLE BIT OF 441 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:09,397 GUITAR * 25806

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