Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:24,180 --> 00:00:26,202
Girl, you need reading glasses.
2
00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:27,610
- I’m fine.
- Nah.
3
00:00:27,635 --> 00:00:30,554
You are trombone arming.
4
00:00:30,579 --> 00:00:32,528
And on your right, you
have the Nitehawk Cinema,
5
00:00:32,553 --> 00:00:34,895
modeled after the 1922 Commodore.
6
00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:36,904
Not again. Do these buses ever stop?
7
00:00:36,929 --> 00:00:38,619
It’s unbelievable. I
mean, when did Brooklyn
8
00:00:38,644 --> 00:00:40,146
become a tourist attraction?
9
00:00:40,171 --> 00:00:41,469
Right around when the orthodox temples
10
00:00:41,494 --> 00:00:43,280
turned into night clubs.
11
00:00:45,883 --> 00:00:47,104
Good morning.
12
00:00:47,301 --> 00:00:48,866
Nicole just asked me
13
00:00:48,891 --> 00:00:51,559
why Mommy and Daddy sleep
in separate rooms.
14
00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:55,366
Maybe you can walk him to
school today and explain.
15
00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,643
I would be happy to.
16
00:00:59,798 --> 00:01:02,141
Look, they just want to know...
17
00:01:02,499 --> 00:01:05,120
if we’re ever getting back together.
18
00:01:05,667 --> 00:01:07,939
And, frankly, so do I.
19
00:01:08,072 --> 00:01:10,013
I mean, my book launch
party’s this week.
20
00:01:10,038 --> 00:01:11,460
People are gonna ask, and I-I...
21
00:01:14,745 --> 00:01:16,976
Oh, my God.
22
00:01:17,618 --> 00:01:20,259
- Oh, my God.
- What?
23
00:01:20,460 --> 00:01:23,098
What? What?
24
00:01:36,593 --> 00:01:38,262
Oh, my God.
25
00:01:38,287 --> 00:01:41,001
Look, look, look, look, look, look!
26
00:01:41,054 --> 00:01:43,462
"Exciting news, the
next Reese Witherspoon
27
00:01:43,487 --> 00:01:45,491
book club pick is ’Marriage Vacation’"!
28
00:01:45,516 --> 00:01:46,609
- I know!
- You guys, you guys,
29
00:01:46,634 --> 00:01:48,125
that is enormous. All of Reese’s picks
30
00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:50,360
become best sellers.
31
00:01:50,385 --> 00:01:52,220
Yo. What’s going on?
32
00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:54,382
Oh, my God. Reese Witherspoon
just picked our book
33
00:01:54,407 --> 00:01:55,726
- for her book club.
- Wow.
34
00:01:55,751 --> 00:01:58,032
Hey. I didn’t know you
were back from Ireland.
35
00:01:58,057 --> 00:01:59,598
Yeah, I got in late last night.
36
00:01:59,623 --> 00:02:01,070
Clare’s coming in a few days.
She had to get her dog
37
00:02:01,095 --> 00:02:03,047
a few shots before she
could bring him over.
38
00:02:03,072 --> 00:02:05,242
Oh. So you’re gonna be a doggy daddy?
39
00:02:05,267 --> 00:02:06,923
Yeah, I guess so.
40
00:02:06,948 --> 00:02:09,011
I’m sorry I didn’t say
good-bye after the wedding.
41
00:02:09,036 --> 00:02:11,217
- Our flight was...
- It’s fine, it...
42
00:02:11,242 --> 00:02:12,864
I DM’d you, though.
43
00:02:12,889 --> 00:02:14,120
- You what?
- Yeah, Josh is always
44
00:02:14,145 --> 00:02:15,915
sliding into those DMs.
45
00:02:15,940 --> 00:02:17,718
Um...
46
00:02:17,743 --> 00:02:19,939
Instagram has a direct message feature.
47
00:02:19,964 --> 00:02:21,008
It’s kind of like a text message.
48
00:02:21,033 --> 00:02:22,320
Oh, I didn’t know that.
49
00:02:22,345 --> 00:02:24,197
How could you not know that?
50
00:02:24,222 --> 00:02:26,072
I read three novels a week.
51
00:02:26,097 --> 00:02:27,888
That’s like a thousand
Instagram stories.
52
00:02:27,913 --> 00:02:30,283
Ahh.
53
00:02:33,625 --> 00:02:38,396
_
54
00:02:42,625 --> 00:02:45,211
Hi, Reese. Millennial Print appreciates
55
00:02:45,236 --> 00:02:47,112
your support. "Marriage Vacation"
56
00:02:47,137 --> 00:02:50,721
would make a great movie starring YOU.
57
00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:15,462
Do you have a moment
before the staff meeting?
58
00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:16,628
Of course.
59
00:03:16,653 --> 00:03:17,934
I was wondering...
60
00:03:17,959 --> 00:03:19,676
how you found Liza?
61
00:03:19,701 --> 00:03:22,063
Was it through a friend, an agency?
62
00:03:22,088 --> 00:03:23,530
Actually, I’m not sure.
63
00:03:23,695 --> 00:03:25,077
Liza, Charles was asking,
64
00:03:25,102 --> 00:03:26,797
how did your resume land on my desk?
65
00:03:26,822 --> 00:03:28,230
Oh, I ambushed you at a New York
66
00:03:28,255 --> 00:03:29,832
women in publishing event.
67
00:03:29,857 --> 00:03:33,205
- Was I being honored?
- No, Jennifer Franklin was.
68
00:03:33,432 --> 00:03:36,028
I was probably honored the year before.
69
00:03:38,492 --> 00:03:40,245
Charles, are you looking
for an assistant?
70
00:03:40,270 --> 00:03:42,410
Uh, no, not for me.
Asking for a friend.
71
00:03:43,033 --> 00:03:44,574
Is the meeting in here?
72
00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:46,452
Conference room.
73
00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:50,317
And I will see you there.
74
00:03:52,771 --> 00:03:54,300
What’s the meeting about?
75
00:03:54,325 --> 00:03:55,090
I’m not sure...
76
00:03:55,115 --> 00:03:57,386
but judging by his mood this morning
77
00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:58,742
can’t be good news.
78
00:04:01,384 --> 00:04:03,456
Phones down for this, please.
79
00:04:04,361 --> 00:04:07,504
And close the door. I’ll be brief.
80
00:04:07,758 --> 00:04:11,040
The LL Moore revelations
and their aftermath
81
00:04:11,065 --> 00:04:13,568
have hit our finances hard.
82
00:04:13,593 --> 00:04:15,249
It’s as bad as you’ve heard.
83
00:04:15,274 --> 00:04:17,396
So we’re going to be a little bit late
84
00:04:17,421 --> 00:04:18,750
meeting payroll.
85
00:04:18,775 --> 00:04:20,363
Please bear with me.
86
00:04:20,443 --> 00:04:23,298
However, I want to
make one thing clear.
87
00:04:23,614 --> 00:04:25,435
This company...
88
00:04:25,886 --> 00:04:27,453
will endure.
89
00:04:27,824 --> 00:04:30,463
Empirical Publishing has
survived depressions,
90
00:04:30,488 --> 00:04:33,064
printing strikes, Amazon,
91
00:04:33,133 --> 00:04:35,296
and we are not going down
92
00:04:35,321 --> 00:04:38,299
because one man couldn’t
control his appetites.
93
00:04:38,324 --> 00:04:40,016
The only question...
94
00:04:40,041 --> 00:04:42,984
about our future is what great voice
95
00:04:43,009 --> 00:04:45,071
we will discover next.
96
00:04:45,096 --> 00:04:47,053
Well, this morning, Reese Witherspoon
97
00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:49,966
picked "Marriage Vacation"
for her book club,
98
00:04:50,130 --> 00:04:52,414
and presales have already spiked.
99
00:04:52,439 --> 00:04:54,317
Just since two hours ago.
100
00:04:54,342 --> 00:04:55,717
That is good news.
101
00:04:55,943 --> 00:04:58,215
Make sure you mention it to the press
102
00:04:58,240 --> 00:04:59,826
at the launch party.
103
00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,342
What else? Zane?
104
00:05:02,367 --> 00:05:04,102
I’m on the cusp of something I can’t
105
00:05:04,127 --> 00:05:05,965
say too much about, but it is
106
00:05:05,990 --> 00:05:08,585
a genre-busting concept
that will reach across
107
00:05:08,610 --> 00:05:10,277
multiple platforms.
108
00:05:10,302 --> 00:05:12,575
What genre-busting
concept would that be?
109
00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,596
You’ll just have to
wait and see, Peters.
110
00:05:15,896 --> 00:05:17,443
Reese just slipped into my DMs.
111
00:05:17,468 --> 00:05:18,455
- What?
- Speak English.
112
00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:20,481
- What does that mean?
- It means Reese Witherspoon
113
00:05:20,506 --> 00:05:22,767
sent a private direct message to me.
114
00:05:23,393 --> 00:05:25,673
- What’s the slipping part?
- It’s slide.
115
00:05:25,698 --> 00:05:27,346
You slide into someone’s DMs.
116
00:05:27,371 --> 00:05:29,863
I meant slide. All my
friends say slide.
117
00:05:29,888 --> 00:05:31,060
I would never slip into someone’s DMs.
118
00:05:31,085 --> 00:05:33,995
Only slide. I slide into...
119
00:05:34,020 --> 00:05:35,278
Kelsey’s DMs all the time.
120
00:05:35,303 --> 00:05:37,688
Maybe I should slide into Zane’s.
121
00:05:39,990 --> 00:05:41,262
What did Reese say?
122
00:05:41,287 --> 00:05:43,469
She wants us to meet her people.
123
00:05:43,697 --> 00:05:45,184
We’re gonna meet Reese’s people?
124
00:05:45,209 --> 00:05:46,545
I know!
125
00:05:46,570 --> 00:05:48,066
Well, on that piece of good news,
126
00:05:48,091 --> 00:05:50,186
we are adjourned.
127
00:05:53,128 --> 00:05:55,150
Okay, but just so you know,
128
00:05:55,175 --> 00:05:58,203
sliding into DMs is kind of flirty.
129
00:05:58,228 --> 00:06:00,425
What, so it’s wrong to say
I slid into your DMs?
130
00:06:00,450 --> 00:06:03,863
No, it’s not wrong, wrong, but
it’s also just not right.
131
00:06:03,888 --> 00:06:05,317
- You know?
- Would I maybe hit your DMs?
132
00:06:05,342 --> 00:06:08,163
- Okay, just stop.
- Okay.
133
00:06:27,591 --> 00:06:30,046
How did I not see this?
134
00:06:30,071 --> 00:06:33,733
I was ready to break up
my family for this woman.
135
00:06:33,758 --> 00:06:38,607
She has been married. She
has a kid in college.
136
00:06:39,637 --> 00:06:41,966
Part of me’s relieved
that she’s not 27.
137
00:06:41,991 --> 00:06:43,670
And then I think...
138
00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:45,814
How, how can she lie like that?
139
00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,938
Is she some kind of opportunist?
140
00:06:47,963 --> 00:06:50,275
Or is she some kind of sociopath?
141
00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:51,849
It’s chilling.
142
00:06:52,039 --> 00:06:54,642
And then I-I can’t stop
thinking about her.
143
00:06:55,288 --> 00:06:58,136
Well, you had strong feelings for her.
144
00:06:58,338 --> 00:07:00,662
I was in love with her.
145
00:07:00,687 --> 00:07:04,231
Which, in retrospect, seems absurd
146
00:07:04,256 --> 00:07:07,591
and certainly makes me
question my judgment.
147
00:07:08,674 --> 00:07:11,658
I honestly have no idea what to do.
148
00:07:12,270 --> 00:07:14,910
At the very least, I have to fire her.
149
00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,716
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
150
00:07:16,741 --> 00:07:18,513
Let me stop you there.
151
00:07:18,693 --> 00:07:21,143
As your friend, my heart’s
breaking for you.
152
00:07:21,168 --> 00:07:23,170
I get it, you want to do something,
153
00:07:23,195 --> 00:07:24,993
but as your lawyer, I am telling you
154
00:07:25,018 --> 00:07:26,472
you cannot fire her.
155
00:07:26,497 --> 00:07:29,070
- What, why?
- She’s doing her job, right?
156
00:07:29,095 --> 00:07:31,631
- Well... yes.
- And you kissed her.
157
00:07:31,656 --> 00:07:34,546
And now you want to fire
her because she’s too old?
158
00:07:38,530 --> 00:07:40,975
Is this the first time
you’re hearing it out loud?
159
00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,744
’Cause it’s bad, Charles.
160
00:07:42,825 --> 00:07:45,579
You cannot afford another scandal.
161
00:07:46,916 --> 00:07:48,326
My best legal advice
162
00:07:48,351 --> 00:07:50,557
is to stay away from this woman.
163
00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:53,981
I can’t avoid her completely.
She works for me.
164
00:07:54,006 --> 00:07:55,787
Avoid her when you can.
165
00:07:55,955 --> 00:07:58,684
And when you can’t, smile,
166
00:07:58,889 --> 00:08:01,792
and... pretend she’s 27.
167
00:08:06,701 --> 00:08:09,440
I am not good at pretending.
168
00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:18,144
We love "Marriage Vacation."
169
00:08:18,169 --> 00:08:19,712
Oh, wow, thank you.
170
00:08:19,737 --> 00:08:21,867
I mean, this is such a thrill for me.
171
00:08:21,892 --> 00:08:23,553
Are you kidding? This is
such a thrill for me.
172
00:08:23,578 --> 00:08:25,937
I mean, your book is so smart.
173
00:08:25,962 --> 00:08:27,659
I can’t tell you how
many manuscripts I read,
174
00:08:27,684 --> 00:08:28,732
and just from the first paragraph,
175
00:08:28,757 --> 00:08:30,168
it stood out to us.
176
00:08:30,193 --> 00:08:31,855
Thank you so much.
177
00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,416
I’ll be frank. "Marriage Vacation."
178
00:08:33,441 --> 00:08:34,976
It’s perfect for us.
179
00:08:35,001 --> 00:08:36,620
Our company is focusing on strong
180
00:08:36,645 --> 00:08:38,514
female characters with
unique points of view.
181
00:08:38,539 --> 00:08:40,452
That’s why Reese picked
her for the book club
182
00:08:40,477 --> 00:08:43,433
and also why we’re interested
in optioning the film rights.
183
00:08:43,574 --> 00:08:46,171
Oh, my God. That’s so exciting.
184
00:08:46,196 --> 00:08:47,545
- Amazing.
- Wait.
185
00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:49,313
Reese Witherspoon is gonna play me?
186
00:08:49,338 --> 00:08:50,807
Well, let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
187
00:08:50,832 --> 00:08:52,249
We have tons of projects
in development,
188
00:08:52,274 --> 00:08:54,285
but we are definitely interested.
189
00:08:56,957 --> 00:08:59,550
- Reese Witherspoon!
- Oh, my God.
190
00:08:59,575 --> 00:09:01,004
That could not have gone any better.
191
00:09:01,029 --> 00:09:03,000
- I’m buying lunch.
- Yeah, and I will drink it.
192
00:09:03,025 --> 00:09:04,559
Yes.
193
00:09:04,952 --> 00:09:06,653
- Are you coming, Liza?
- You know what?
194
00:09:06,678 --> 00:09:08,185
I’m gonna catch up with
you guys in a few.
195
00:09:08,210 --> 00:09:09,905
- Okay, coffee shop?
- Yes.
196
00:09:17,529 --> 00:09:18,991
- Hi.
- Hi.
197
00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:20,158
I have an idea.
198
00:09:20,183 --> 00:09:21,822
It’s, uh, it’s kind of a big idea,
199
00:09:21,847 --> 00:09:24,446
but you strike me as a person
who embraces big ideas.
200
00:09:24,471 --> 00:09:25,573
Definitely.
201
00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:27,469
What do you got?
202
00:09:28,696 --> 00:09:30,835
"Millennial" is all about
strong young voices,
203
00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:32,436
especially female voices,
204
00:09:32,461 --> 00:09:34,961
which means our brands overlap.
205
00:09:35,222 --> 00:09:36,712
You should consider
partnering up with us.
206
00:09:36,911 --> 00:09:38,387
For exclusive access
207
00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,629
to all "Millennial"
titles in the pipeline.
208
00:09:40,654 --> 00:09:42,245
You mean like a "first look" deal?
209
00:09:42,270 --> 00:09:45,373
Like a content incubator.
210
00:09:45,506 --> 00:09:47,453
We have so many great projects
211
00:09:47,478 --> 00:09:49,340
that I know your company would love.
212
00:09:49,365 --> 00:09:51,277
We have a book about Ada Lovelace,
213
00:09:51,302 --> 00:09:53,004
the only daughter of Lord Byron,
214
00:09:53,029 --> 00:09:54,899
who also wrote the very
first computer program
215
00:09:54,924 --> 00:09:56,656
back in the 1800s.
216
00:09:56,681 --> 00:09:58,739
We have a teen courtship
novel that takes place
217
00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:02,377
entirely in the comment section
of one Instagram post.
218
00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:05,934
And so many more that I
would love to discuss.
219
00:10:07,957 --> 00:10:10,581
Tell me more about this
Ada Lovelace book.
220
00:10:12,333 --> 00:10:13,884
Here’s the draft...
221
00:10:13,909 --> 00:10:16,187
Charles. Hey.
222
00:10:16,212 --> 00:10:18,408
Hey, I have some great news.
223
00:10:18,433 --> 00:10:21,067
Uh, no, can you email me? I’m
just on my way to a meeting.
224
00:10:21,092 --> 00:10:22,691
Oh, it’ll just take a sec.
225
00:10:22,716 --> 00:10:23,678
Kelsey and I, we just had
226
00:10:23,703 --> 00:10:24,809
our Reese Witherspoon meeting,
227
00:10:24,834 --> 00:10:26,107
and guess what?
228
00:10:26,581 --> 00:10:28,703
Reese’s people say that they...
229
00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:30,789
anyway, the headline is...
230
00:10:30,814 --> 00:10:32,660
- Hello?
- Charles Brooks.
231
00:10:32,685 --> 00:10:35,766
Hi, it’s Kiara Johnson
from "Hello Sunshine."
232
00:10:35,791 --> 00:10:38,496
It’s them. Reese Witherspoon’s company.
233
00:10:38,521 --> 00:10:39,910
That’s what I was trying to tell you.
234
00:10:41,580 --> 00:10:43,149
Bottom line, Reese is ready to make
235
00:10:43,174 --> 00:10:45,150
a sizable financial commitment.
236
00:10:45,175 --> 00:10:47,273
Not only for access to
"Millennial" content
237
00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:48,844
but also for the chance
to collaborate with
238
00:10:48,869 --> 00:10:51,615
these two amazing young
women who are shaping
239
00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:53,137
the voices of their generation.
240
00:10:53,162 --> 00:10:54,258
I gotta hand it to Liza.
241
00:10:54,283 --> 00:10:56,310
The incubator was her idea.
242
00:10:56,335 --> 00:10:58,822
Millennials love to
disrupt, right, Charles?
243
00:10:58,862 --> 00:11:00,711
- They certainly do.
- Okay.
244
00:11:00,736 --> 00:11:03,236
So should we put our legal
departments in touch?
245
00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:06,726
- I’ll have to think about it.
- Oh.
246
00:11:06,751 --> 00:11:09,135
Okay. Well, I look forward
to hearing from you.
247
00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:11,000
Right. Thank you.
248
00:11:11,927 --> 00:11:13,520
What is there to think about?
249
00:11:13,545 --> 00:11:15,533
Uh, it’s an interesting proposition.
250
00:11:15,558 --> 00:11:17,776
Reese is a powerhouse
who wants to embrace
251
00:11:17,801 --> 00:11:19,102
the next generation of women.
252
00:11:19,127 --> 00:11:20,290
That’s spectacular. And...
253
00:11:20,315 --> 00:11:22,524
I said I’d think about it.
254
00:11:41,278 --> 00:11:43,108
I’m sure Charles has a very good reason
255
00:11:43,133 --> 00:11:44,617
for not taking this deal.
256
00:11:44,642 --> 00:11:46,643
Yeah, I’ll tell you the reason.
257
00:11:46,668 --> 00:11:49,258
It’s because "Millennial" might
actually out-earn "Empirical,"
258
00:11:49,283 --> 00:11:51,780
and that’s just a reality
he can’t understand.
259
00:11:51,805 --> 00:11:53,920
Maggie, Maggie, it’s
up, it’s up, buffered.
260
00:11:53,945 --> 00:11:55,142
Great.
261
00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:56,967
- You guys ready?
- Yes.
262
00:12:13,916 --> 00:12:16,855
We’re not great. We’re Heller Good.
263
00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,343
All right, what do you guys think?
264
00:12:22,765 --> 00:12:25,608
- I like the cheetah.
- Yes. Thank you.
265
00:12:25,633 --> 00:12:28,029
Are you sure you want to
say you’re not great?
266
00:12:28,054 --> 00:12:29,997
Yes. I’m better than great, dude.
267
00:12:30,022 --> 00:12:32,293
I’m "Heller Good."
268
00:12:33,527 --> 00:12:36,242
And that’s better? Really?
269
00:12:36,267 --> 00:12:37,888
Hundo P. Come on. Yes. As the founder,
270
00:12:37,913 --> 00:12:40,415
I need to project confidence, you know?
271
00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,172
Why are all people your age "founders"?
272
00:12:42,197 --> 00:12:43,703
I mean you haven’t even
found your own apartment.
273
00:12:43,728 --> 00:12:45,711
Okay, well, I did find sponsored vodka
274
00:12:45,736 --> 00:12:47,883
for Kelsey and Liza’s book party.
275
00:12:48,047 --> 00:12:49,993
- You got us free booze?
- Yes, I did.
276
00:12:50,018 --> 00:12:53,414
- Ah, you’re the best!
- No. I’m Heller Good.
277
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,162
Mm. Still no.
278
00:12:55,187 --> 00:12:56,517
I’m gonna hit the ladies’ room.
279
00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:58,010
No, no, no, no, really, I wouldn’t.
280
00:12:58,035 --> 00:12:59,242
It’s a crime scene in there.
Very dangerous.
281
00:12:59,267 --> 00:13:00,155
- Yeah.
- Ew.
282
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,970
- Use ours.
- Oh, thanks.
283
00:13:03,603 --> 00:13:05,802
Okay, can we talk about the cheetah?
284
00:13:20,964 --> 00:13:23,639
Hey, sorry, I just came up to use...
285
00:13:27,627 --> 00:13:29,168
Are you okay?
286
00:13:30,339 --> 00:13:32,741
Clare just called.
287
00:13:33,784 --> 00:13:35,419
She’s not coming.
288
00:13:35,444 --> 00:13:37,131
She’s not coming tonight?
289
00:13:37,933 --> 00:13:39,267
Nope.
290
00:13:40,371 --> 00:13:42,513
She’s not coming at all.
291
00:13:43,702 --> 00:13:45,440
What?
292
00:13:47,134 --> 00:13:49,042
She just said that...
293
00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:52,156
I mean, the truth is, we didn’t have
294
00:13:52,181 --> 00:13:53,903
the greatest time on our honeymoon.
295
00:13:53,928 --> 00:13:56,205
Didn’t look that way on Instagram.
296
00:13:58,276 --> 00:14:02,180
She was just... posting
for immigration.
297
00:14:02,481 --> 00:14:04,457
When the reality is, she just...
298
00:14:05,352 --> 00:14:08,273
she just couldn’t lie anymore.
299
00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:17,222
I mean, we were never real.
300
00:14:23,357 --> 00:14:25,794
What the hell is wrong with me?
301
00:14:27,192 --> 00:14:29,432
Nothing is wrong with you.
302
00:14:31,154 --> 00:14:33,558
You went out on a limb
to help somebody.
303
00:14:34,318 --> 00:14:37,273
That is a beautiful,
generous act on your part.
304
00:14:39,882 --> 00:14:43,686
So stupid, I mean... I just...
305
00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:45,513
I just keep putting myself
out there for people,
306
00:14:45,538 --> 00:14:47,342
and I just keep getting
kicked in the face.
307
00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:48,869
I...
308
00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:53,469
It’s okay.
309
00:14:55,554 --> 00:14:56,999
It’s okay.
310
00:14:57,024 --> 00:14:59,066
Everything’s gonna be okay.
311
00:15:13,765 --> 00:15:16,516
Ooh-hoo, great hat!
312
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,563
I’ve got a cigar that would
go perfect with that.
313
00:15:18,588 --> 00:15:21,055
No, thanks. I’m headed to the
"Marriage Vacation" party.
314
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,896
I thought I was your marriage vacation.
315
00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:24,641
And on your right, you
have the Nitehawk Cinema,
316
00:15:24,666 --> 00:15:26,514
modeled after the 1922 Commodore...
317
00:15:26,539 --> 00:15:29,427
Hey, Gavoon, five times a
day, I gotta hear this?
318
00:15:29,452 --> 00:15:30,705
I got a permit!
319
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,414
Yeah, well, I got a big bucket of piss.
320
00:15:32,439 --> 00:15:35,365
You say patzah!
321
00:15:36,074 --> 00:15:37,896
Don’t mind the locals, guys.
322
00:15:37,921 --> 00:15:40,081
Wait, you wouldn’t really pee
in a bucket and throw it.
323
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,754
You do what you gotta do.
324
00:15:53,408 --> 00:15:55,135
Nice job with this party, Liza.
325
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,649
The theme is very appropriate.
326
00:15:56,674 --> 00:15:58,602
Well, the book is "Marriage Vacation."
327
00:15:58,627 --> 00:16:00,808
And if it’s not a gigantic best seller,
328
00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:03,304
we may all be taking a
permanent vacation.
329
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:04,955
You have to try the signature cocktail.
330
00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:06,836
Sticky sex on the beach.
331
00:16:06,861 --> 00:16:08,897
- What makes it sticky?
- Bubblegum vodka.
332
00:16:08,922 --> 00:16:10,141
Trust me, two of these,
and you’re wearing
333
00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:11,716
a grass skirt like a veil.
334
00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:13,899
Oh, hello, Ms. Trout.
335
00:16:14,232 --> 00:16:16,632
- Who is this person?
- This is Lauren Heller.
336
00:16:16,657 --> 00:16:17,965
A terrific young publicist
337
00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:20,154
who just hung out her own shingle.
338
00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:22,100
Heller Good PR. We’re not great.
339
00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:23,743
We’re Heller Good.
340
00:16:23,768 --> 00:16:25,270
B-T-dubs, love your work. Love you.
341
00:16:25,295 --> 00:16:27,054
Love this, love this, love that.
342
00:16:27,312 --> 00:16:29,129
You know, if you ever need
to outsource anything,
343
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:32,295
I mean anything, text me,
call me, at me, mean it.
344
00:16:32,717 --> 00:16:34,611
Maybe I’ll slide into your DMs.
345
00:16:34,636 --> 00:16:38,199
Oh, please do, diva. Give me.
346
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,922
- Did I say that right?
- Close enough.
347
00:16:43,163 --> 00:16:46,194
Oh, my God. This is incredible.
348
00:16:46,219 --> 00:16:47,621
Charles. Pauline.
349
00:16:47,646 --> 00:16:48,989
- Oh, Diana.
- Hi.
350
00:16:49,014 --> 00:16:50,646
This is beyond.
351
00:16:50,671 --> 00:16:52,129
You outdid yourself.
352
00:16:52,154 --> 00:16:54,522
- Yeah, Diana. It’s lovely.
- Thank you.
353
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,767
- Picture time, you guys.
- Oh, okay.
354
00:16:56,792 --> 00:16:59,152
I hate posing for pictures, so.
355
00:16:59,177 --> 00:17:00,395
I know you do, but just for tonight,
356
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,882
can you pretend you don’t?
357
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:04,741
Please?
358
00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:08,316
- All right, come on.
- Okay.
359
00:17:12,841 --> 00:17:16,380
- Thank you.
- Congratulations, Peters.
360
00:17:16,768 --> 00:17:19,402
Honestly, I don’t know how you do it.
361
00:17:19,427 --> 00:17:22,414
No authors, and yet, you
dress like a Prada model.
362
00:17:22,439 --> 00:17:24,457
I’m sweating about work, believe me.
363
00:17:24,482 --> 00:17:25,583
You don’t look it.
364
00:17:25,608 --> 00:17:27,264
You look very cool and collected.
365
00:17:27,489 --> 00:17:29,609
This room is full of
influential people.
366
00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:31,446
What am I supposed to do?
367
00:17:31,847 --> 00:17:33,759
Tell them I lost my only author?
368
00:17:33,784 --> 00:17:36,265
Course not. I gotta be a duck.
369
00:17:36,290 --> 00:17:37,453
Calm on the surface,
370
00:17:37,478 --> 00:17:39,799
but paddling like hell underneath.
371
00:17:39,824 --> 00:17:41,327
At least you don’t
have a corkscrew dick.
372
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:42,610
What?
373
00:17:42,635 --> 00:17:44,223
Have you never seen a duck dick?
374
00:17:44,248 --> 00:17:46,439
How do you know something like that?
375
00:17:46,464 --> 00:17:48,101
My favorite thing to do as a child
376
00:17:48,126 --> 00:17:51,245
was to hole up in my room
with the animal encyclopedia.
377
00:17:51,661 --> 00:17:54,571
- Parents fight a lot?
- Something like that.
378
00:17:54,688 --> 00:17:56,989
Worse comes to worst, I
could always hire you
379
00:17:57,014 --> 00:17:59,235
freelance and you could
do a "Millennial" book.
380
00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:01,250
- I can’t work for you.
- And why is that?
381
00:18:01,275 --> 00:18:04,631
Because you’d get in
trouble for dating me.
382
00:18:04,656 --> 00:18:06,198
Get over yourself.
383
00:18:07,622 --> 00:18:10,085
Kelsey. Great party.
384
00:18:10,110 --> 00:18:13,710
Oh, my gosh, Kiara, thank
you so much for coming.
385
00:18:13,735 --> 00:18:15,608
Who was that hot guy
you were talking to?
386
00:18:15,633 --> 00:18:17,168
Is he single?
387
00:18:17,631 --> 00:18:19,652
Yeah. And gay.
388
00:18:19,677 --> 00:18:21,925
Like, fully gay.
389
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:28,138
Charles. How you holding up?
390
00:18:28,163 --> 00:18:30,404
Are you enjoying the vacation theme?
391
00:18:30,429 --> 00:18:31,607
How are you?
392
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,301
I really appreciate
you hanging in there
393
00:18:33,326 --> 00:18:35,223
during these tough times.
394
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,214
I will go down with the ship
if that’s what it takes.
395
00:18:37,239 --> 00:18:38,416
Like the "Titanic."
396
00:18:38,441 --> 00:18:40,007
Yeah, they were on vacation too.
397
00:18:41,857 --> 00:18:44,395
Uh, may I ask a favor?
398
00:18:45,117 --> 00:18:47,184
Uh, yeah, anything.
399
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,570
If the company is going under,
400
00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,096
could you give me some warning
401
00:18:51,121 --> 00:18:53,150
so I can put my apartment
on the market?
402
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,711
I wouldn’t want to have
to sell under duress.
403
00:18:54,736 --> 00:18:57,741
I just checked Zillow, and
my Zestimate is high.
404
00:19:02,416 --> 00:19:05,497
Actually... I have some news.
405
00:19:05,522 --> 00:19:08,214
I was just about to announce it.
406
00:19:14,986 --> 00:19:16,987
Excuse me, everyone.
407
00:19:18,967 --> 00:19:20,629
Thank you.
408
00:19:20,654 --> 00:19:22,455
I have something I’d like to share.
409
00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:26,916
Reese Witherspoon’s
company was so impressed
410
00:19:26,941 --> 00:19:29,780
with "Millennial" that
they have offered us
411
00:19:29,805 --> 00:19:32,448
an unprecedented incubator deal.
412
00:19:34,141 --> 00:19:37,215
And we are very happy to accept.
413
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:40,845
So let’s give a big hand
to Kelsey Peters...
414
00:19:40,870 --> 00:19:43,409
and Liza Miller.
415
00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:46,790
Wait, did you know he
was gonna do that?
416
00:19:46,815 --> 00:19:48,985
Not a clue.
417
00:20:01,705 --> 00:20:04,307
And then he said my prose was sinewy.
418
00:20:04,332 --> 00:20:07,987
I mean, David Remnick
thinks my prose is sinewy!
419
00:20:08,539 --> 00:20:11,110
This whole night has just...
420
00:20:12,031 --> 00:20:14,472
Ah! Never in my wildest dreams
421
00:20:14,497 --> 00:20:16,499
could I have imagined
a night like this.
422
00:20:17,505 --> 00:20:19,507
Thank you.
423
00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:31,305
This isn’t working, Pauline.
424
00:20:32,862 --> 00:20:36,680
I love you, but I am
not in love with you.
425
00:20:36,743 --> 00:20:39,066
And I can’t pretend.
426
00:20:40,196 --> 00:20:43,455
I have to pretend so much in my life.
427
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:46,308
And I just can’t do it anymore.
428
00:21:12,976 --> 00:21:15,601
And on your right, you
have the Nitehawk Cinema,
429
00:21:15,626 --> 00:21:17,356
modeled after the 1922 Commodore.
430
00:21:17,381 --> 00:21:20,073
- This again?
- Hey, stronzo! Pipe down!
431
00:21:20,098 --> 00:21:21,904
Maggie, you don’t want
to escalate this thing.
432
00:21:21,929 --> 00:21:24,909
Relax, I know what I’m doing.
Idiota, keep on moving!
433
00:21:24,934 --> 00:21:26,661
Ladies and gentlemen, on the right,
434
00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:28,432
we have one of our colorful locals.
435
00:21:28,457 --> 00:21:30,785
Her family immigrated
from Italy in the 1920s.
436
00:21:30,810 --> 00:21:32,311
Back then, Williamsburg had thousands
437
00:21:32,336 --> 00:21:33,679
of immigrant families.
438
00:21:33,704 --> 00:21:34,898
You know what, you’re gentrifying
439
00:21:34,923 --> 00:21:35,563
my neighborhood.
440
00:21:35,588 --> 00:21:37,539
Because of yous, my rent is going up!
441
00:21:37,564 --> 00:21:38,816
Now, get moving!
442
00:21:38,841 --> 00:21:40,611
I got a big bucket of piss here!
443
00:21:40,636 --> 00:21:42,419
I told you she was colorful.
444
00:21:43,945 --> 00:21:46,000
"Heh, heh, heh," yourself.
445
00:21:46,477 --> 00:21:48,299
So you’re a part of the tour now?
446
00:21:48,324 --> 00:21:50,257
50 bucks a pop. And on Friday,
447
00:21:50,282 --> 00:21:51,811
I get to throw apple juice at ’em.
448
00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:00,396
- Hey.
- Good morning.
449
00:22:00,421 --> 00:22:02,555
I-I didn’t get to talk to you
after the party last night.
450
00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:05,098
I’m so glad you signed
off on the Reese deal.
451
00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:06,996
What made you change your mind?
452
00:22:07,705 --> 00:22:10,768
In the end, I felt like I
really didn’t have a choice.
453
00:22:10,939 --> 00:22:13,747
I don’t understand.
This is a good thing.
454
00:22:13,772 --> 00:22:15,082
Isn’t it?
455
00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:17,726
It’s helping the company?
456
00:22:19,126 --> 00:22:20,635
Right.
457
00:22:22,162 --> 00:22:24,353
Well, congratulations, Liza.
458
00:22:24,930 --> 00:22:27,515
You really... pulled it off.
459
00:22:27,540 --> 00:22:32,256
- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
33386
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
