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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:52,417 We come in peace for cats and mice everywhere. 2 00:01:12,060 --> 00:01:14,729 Hey, how you doing? Good to see you. Thanks for coming out. 3 00:01:23,487 --> 00:01:26,531 Itchy ... Itchy ... 4 00:02:06,663 --> 00:02:07,914 Boring! 5 00:02:08,113 --> 00:02:10,198 Dad, we can't see the movie. 6 00:02:10,415 --> 00:02:14,377 I can't believe we're paying to see something we get on TV for free. 7 00:02:14,584 --> 00:02:18,337 If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker. 8 00:02:18,626 --> 00:02:21,337 Especially you. 9 00:02:21,331 --> 00:02:22,040 Especially you. 10 00:02:25,219 --> 00:02:27,555 Movie on the big screen! 11 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:03,170 Excuse me. My heinie is dipping. 12 00:03:18,853 --> 00:03:20,897 All right, well, thanks a lot for coming. 13 00:03:21,107 --> 00:03:23,526 We've been playing for three and a half hours. 14 00:03:23,735 --> 00:03:28,073 Now we'd like just a minute of your time to say something about the environment. 15 00:03:31,785 --> 00:03:34,079 - You suck! - Shut up and play! 16 00:03:34,287 --> 00:03:36,748 - Preachy! - We're not being preachy. 17 00:03:36,957 --> 00:03:41,169 But the pollution in your lake, it's dissolving our barge. 18 00:03:43,546 --> 00:03:45,465 I thought they touched on a vital issue. 19 00:03:45,674 --> 00:03:47,634 I beg to differ. 20 00:03:52,389 --> 00:03:55,892 Gentlemen, it's been an honor playing with you tonight. 21 00:04:17,664 --> 00:04:20,792 For the latest rock band to die in our town ... 22 00:04:21,001 --> 00:04:23,044 Lord, hear our prayer. 23 00:04:23,461 --> 00:04:25,880 Lord, hear our prayer. 24 00:04:26,590 --> 00:04:28,049 I hate being late. 25 00:04:28,258 --> 00:04:29,384 Well, I hate going. 26 00:04:29,593 --> 00:04:31,636 Why can't I worship the Lord in my own way ... 27 00:04:31,845 --> 00:04:33,638 by praying like hell on my deathbed? 28 00:04:33,847 --> 00:04:35,557 Homer, they can hear you inside. 29 00:04:35,765 --> 00:04:41,104 Relax. Those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony-baloney God. 30 00:04:44,274 --> 00:04:47,068 How you doing? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus. 31 00:04:58,371 --> 00:05:00,832 Today I'd like to try something a little different. 32 00:05:01,041 --> 00:05:03,293 I'm going to call on one of you! 33 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:07,422 Now, the word of God dwells within everyone. 34 00:05:07,631 --> 00:05:12,052 I want you to let that word out. Let your spirit ... 35 00:05:12,552 --> 00:05:13,678 What is it, Ned? 36 00:05:13,887 --> 00:05:16,348 The good Lord is telling me to confess to something. 37 00:05:16,556 --> 00:05:18,558 Gay, gay, gay. 38 00:05:18,767 --> 00:05:21,895 An immodest sense of pride in our community. 39 00:05:22,646 --> 00:05:23,939 Somebody else? 40 00:05:24,397 --> 00:05:28,360 Let the Lord's light shine upon you. 41 00:05:32,239 --> 00:05:34,658 Feel the spirit. 42 00:05:35,408 --> 00:05:37,035 Let it out! 43 00:05:37,244 --> 00:05:40,538 Horrible, horrible things are going to happen! 44 00:05:41,414 --> 00:05:45,126 And they're gonna happen to you! And you! And you! And you. 45 00:05:45,335 --> 00:05:46,753 Whoa, nelly! 46 00:05:51,299 --> 00:05:54,302 People of Springfield, heed this warning: 47 00:05:54,511 --> 00:05:55,720 Twisted tail! 48 00:05:55,929 --> 00:05:57,180 A thousand eyes! 49 00:05:57,389 --> 00:05:59,641 Trapped forever! 50 00:06:03,770 --> 00:06:04,771 Dad, do something! 51 00:06:06,189 --> 00:06:07,816 This book doesn't have any answers! 52 00:06:08,024 --> 00:06:10,527 Beware! Beware! Time is short! 53 00:06:14,948 --> 00:06:17,659 Believe me! Believe me! 54 00:06:24,624 --> 00:06:26,668 Thanks for listening. 55 00:06:31,339 --> 00:06:33,091 Okay, who wants waffles? 56 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:34,426 I do, I do, I do! 57 00:06:34,634 --> 00:06:36,136 Wait a minute. What about Grampa? 58 00:06:36,344 --> 00:06:37,929 - I want syrup! - I want strawberries! 59 00:06:38,138 --> 00:06:39,806 Something happened to that man. 60 00:06:40,015 --> 00:06:44,686 I'll tell you what happened to him. A certain someone had a senior moment. 61 00:06:44,894 --> 00:06:50,734 But that's okay, because we love him and we got a free rug out of it. 62 00:06:50,984 --> 00:06:53,403 What is the point of going to church every Sunday ... 63 00:06:53,612 --> 00:06:57,866 when if someone we love has a genuine religious experience, we ignore it? 64 00:06:58,074 --> 00:06:59,868 Right, Grampa? 65 00:07:00,076 --> 00:07:02,245 I want bananas on my waffles. 66 00:07:02,454 --> 00:07:04,164 I rest my case. 67 00:07:05,415 --> 00:07:07,709 I'm not dropping this. 68 00:07:12,297 --> 00:07:14,841 Wait a minute. I'm still in the car. 69 00:07:15,050 --> 00:07:16,968 Oh, right. 70 00:07:22,390 --> 00:07:24,184 "Take out hornets' nest." 71 00:07:30,815 --> 00:07:32,859 Check. "Fix sinkhole." 72 00:07:41,493 --> 00:07:42,953 Check. 73 00:07:43,161 --> 00:07:44,955 "Re-shingle roof"? 74 00:07:48,833 --> 00:07:50,001 Steady. 75 00:07:51,503 --> 00:07:54,130 Steady. 76 00:07:58,843 --> 00:08:00,262 Why, you little ...! 77 00:08:00,470 --> 00:08:04,808 I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny! 78 00:08:05,016 --> 00:08:08,019 You know, we are on the roof. We could have some fun. 79 00:08:08,353 --> 00:08:10,063 What kind of fun? 80 00:08:10,272 --> 00:08:11,648 How about a dare contest? 81 00:08:12,190 --> 00:08:15,026 That sounds fun. I dare you to ... 82 00:08:15,235 --> 00:08:16,778 climb the TV antenna! 83 00:08:19,030 --> 00:08:21,283 - Piece of cake. - Earthquake! 84 00:08:28,039 --> 00:08:29,958 Aftershock! 85 00:08:32,210 --> 00:08:34,879 Homer, I don't mean to be a Nervous Pervis ... 86 00:08:35,088 --> 00:08:38,925 but if he falls, couldn't that make your boy a paraplege-arino? 87 00:08:39,342 --> 00:08:40,677 Shut up, Flanders. 88 00:08:40,885 --> 00:08:43,597 - Yeah, shut up, Flanders. - Well said, boy. 89 00:08:45,557 --> 00:08:47,601 Steady. Steady. 90 00:08:47,809 --> 00:08:48,935 Steady ... 91 00:08:54,399 --> 00:08:56,818 Hello. Sorry to bother you on a Sunday ... 92 00:08:57,027 --> 00:09:02,073 but I'm sure you're as worried about the pollution in Lake Springfield as I am. 93 00:09:07,412 --> 00:09:11,666 Lake Springfield has higher levels of mercury than ev ... 94 00:09:18,256 --> 00:09:21,718 Why, it's the little girl who saved my cat. 95 00:09:21,927 --> 00:09:23,345 Lake Springfield is ... 96 00:09:34,439 --> 00:09:36,107 Come on over, Lisa. 97 00:09:36,316 --> 00:09:39,194 You can canvass me as long as you want. 98 00:09:39,402 --> 00:09:41,905 Milhouse, you don't care about the environment. 99 00:09:42,113 --> 00:09:44,783 Hey. I am very passionate about the planet. 100 00:09:44,991 --> 00:09:46,284 Say global warming is a myth. 101 00:09:46,493 --> 00:09:49,913 It's a myth! Further study is needed! 102 00:09:50,121 --> 00:09:53,250 That's for selling out your beliefs. 103 00:09:54,876 --> 00:09:56,419 Oh, poor Milhouse. 104 00:09:57,295 --> 00:09:59,297 Dream coming true. 105 00:09:59,506 --> 00:10:02,008 Are you aware that a leaky faucet can waste over ...? 106 00:10:02,217 --> 00:10:03,677 Two thousand gallons a year. 107 00:10:03,885 --> 00:10:06,596 - Turning off lights can save ... - Enough energy to power Pittsburgh. 108 00:10:06,805 --> 00:10:08,974 And if we kept our thermostats at 68 in winter ... 109 00:10:09,182 --> 00:10:12,310 We'd be free from our dependency on foreign oil in 17 years. 110 00:10:12,519 --> 00:10:14,020 I'm Colin. 111 00:10:14,229 --> 00:10:15,855 I haven't seen you at school. 112 00:10:16,064 --> 00:10:17,941 Moved from Ireland. My dad's a musician. 113 00:10:18,149 --> 00:10:19,734 - Is he ...? - He's not Bono. 114 00:10:19,943 --> 00:10:23,363 - I just thought, because you're Irish and ... - He's not Bono. 115 00:10:23,989 --> 00:10:24,990 Do you play? 116 00:10:25,198 --> 00:10:27,242 Just piano, guitar, trumpet, drums and bass. 117 00:10:27,659 --> 00:10:31,913 He's pure gold. For once in your life, be cool. 118 00:10:32,122 --> 00:10:35,250 So is your name as pretty as your face? 119 00:10:39,296 --> 00:10:41,047 You okay there? 120 00:10:43,883 --> 00:10:48,096 Twisted tail! A thousand eyes! Trapped forever! 121 00:10:49,598 --> 00:10:51,349 What could that be? 122 00:10:51,558 --> 00:10:53,852 I believe it's the sound the Green Lantern made ... 123 00:10:54,060 --> 00:10:57,105 when Sinestro threw him into a vat of acid. 124 00:10:59,274 --> 00:11:02,611 Yeah. Thanks for coming over. 125 00:11:02,819 --> 00:11:04,988 Thanks for giving me your pregnancy pants. 126 00:11:05,196 --> 00:11:07,574 Never known comfort like this. 127 00:11:10,660 --> 00:11:13,455 Why did I suggest this? 128 00:11:24,424 --> 00:11:26,760 All right, boy, time for the ultimate dare. 129 00:11:27,510 --> 00:11:33,475 I dare you to skateboard to Krusty Burger and back ... 130 00:11:33,683 --> 00:11:35,518 naked. 131 00:11:35,894 --> 00:11:37,646 - How naked? - Fourth base. 132 00:11:37,854 --> 00:11:39,022 Girls might see my doodle. 133 00:11:39,230 --> 00:11:44,194 Oh, I see. Then I hereby declare you chicken for life. 134 00:11:44,402 --> 00:11:48,365 Every morning, you'll wake up to "Good morning, chicken". 135 00:11:48,573 --> 00:11:50,367 At your wedding, I'll sing: 136 00:12:04,756 --> 00:12:06,633 I like men now. 137 00:12:07,384 --> 00:12:08,969 Don't look where I'm pointing! 138 00:12:28,405 --> 00:12:31,575 Stop in the name of American squeamishness! 139 00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:44,212 Boys, before we eat, don't forget to thank the Lord for this bountiful ... 140 00:12:44,421 --> 00:12:45,422 Penis?! 141 00:12:45,630 --> 00:12:47,591 - Bountiful penis. - Bountiful penis. 142 00:12:47,799 --> 00:12:48,925 Amen. 143 00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:54,055 Listen, kid, nobody likes wearing clothes in public, but, you know, it's the law. 144 00:12:58,435 --> 00:13:00,270 Lunchtime! 145 00:13:00,478 --> 00:13:02,272 You can't just leave me out here. 146 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,900 Don't worry, we found a friend for you to play with. 147 00:13:14,492 --> 00:13:17,579 Nelson, honey, where have you been? 148 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,753 - Dad! - What seems to be the problem, officers? 149 00:13:24,961 --> 00:13:26,796 Tell him you dared me to do it. 150 00:13:27,005 --> 00:13:31,760 If that's true, then you should be taking the rap here, not your son. 151 00:13:33,261 --> 00:13:36,640 And what happens to me if it's my fault? 152 00:13:36,848 --> 00:13:39,643 You'll have to attend a one-hour parenting class. 153 00:13:39,851 --> 00:13:42,437 It was all his idea! He's out of control, I tell you! 154 00:13:42,646 --> 00:13:43,855 I'm at my wits' end. 155 00:13:44,481 --> 00:13:46,232 It's so ... 156 00:13:47,734 --> 00:13:49,611 See you in court, kid. 157 00:13:49,819 --> 00:13:51,947 Okay, son, let's get some lunch. 158 00:13:52,155 --> 00:13:53,823 Did you at least bring my clothes? 159 00:13:54,157 --> 00:13:55,951 Shirt, socks, everything you need. 160 00:13:56,159 --> 00:13:59,788 - You didn't bring my pants. - Who am I, Tommy Bahama? 161 00:14:00,038 --> 00:14:01,790 This is the worst day of my life. 162 00:14:01,998 --> 00:14:05,043 The worst day of your life so far. 163 00:14:08,755 --> 00:14:11,299 - Say, Bart? - What do you want, Flanders? 164 00:14:11,508 --> 00:14:14,219 If you need pants, I carry an extra pair. 165 00:14:14,427 --> 00:14:17,138 You know how boys are, always praying through the knees. 166 00:14:17,347 --> 00:14:19,599 Why are you helping me? I'm not your kid. 167 00:14:19,808 --> 00:14:23,770 We're neighbors. I'm sure your father would do the same for my boys. 168 00:14:23,979 --> 00:14:25,397 Thank you. 169 00:14:32,821 --> 00:14:35,448 - Hey, what's with you? - You really wanna know? 170 00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:36,992 Of course I do. 171 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,661 What kind of a father wouldn't care about ...? 172 00:14:39,869 --> 00:14:41,079 A pig wearing a hat! 173 00:14:42,372 --> 00:14:43,456 Action. 174 00:14:43,999 --> 00:14:48,628 Hey, hey! It's your old pal Krusty, for my new pork sandwich, the Klogger. 175 00:14:48,837 --> 00:14:53,758 If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico! 176 00:14:57,846 --> 00:15:00,181 And we're clear. 177 00:15:00,390 --> 00:15:02,267 Perfect. Cut, print, kill the pig. 178 00:15:04,394 --> 00:15:07,439 What ...?! You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes! 179 00:15:21,119 --> 00:15:23,496 You're coming home with me. 180 00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:30,086 "A thousand eyes." What could that be? 181 00:15:31,212 --> 00:15:35,091 I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number. 182 00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:40,055 Hey, Marge. Isn't it great being married to someone who's recklessly impulsive? 183 00:15:40,263 --> 00:15:42,265 Actually, it's aged me horribly. 184 00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:45,393 Then say hello to the newest Simpson. 185 00:15:51,524 --> 00:15:52,943 Homer! 186 00:15:54,611 --> 00:15:59,282 I believe what happened in church was a warning about precisely this. 187 00:15:59,491 --> 00:16:01,534 Please, get rid of that pig. 188 00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:06,706 Oh, you're gonna love him. Look, he does an impression of you. 189 00:16:09,292 --> 00:16:11,419 You nailed her. 190 00:16:11,628 --> 00:16:14,547 He also does me. 191 00:16:15,298 --> 00:16:17,759 You smiled. I'm off the hook. 192 00:16:26,476 --> 00:16:29,854 Oh, you have so many looks. 193 00:16:46,997 --> 00:16:48,790 So that's what snug is. 194 00:16:48,999 --> 00:16:51,251 Who's a good pig? 195 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,129 Who's a good pig? 196 00:16:57,757 --> 00:16:59,884 Rough day, huh, son? 197 00:17:00,594 --> 00:17:03,471 You don't know what rough is, sister. 198 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:06,766 Bart, you know, whenever my boys bake up a batch of frownies ... 199 00:17:06,975 --> 00:17:08,310 I take them fishing. 200 00:17:08,518 --> 00:17:10,687 Does your dad ever take you fishing? 201 00:17:13,857 --> 00:17:17,444 Dad, it's not fair to use a bug zapper to catch the fish. 202 00:17:17,652 --> 00:17:21,156 If you love fish like I do, you want them to die with dignity. 203 00:17:26,661 --> 00:17:29,414 I think I have a nibble. 204 00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:39,674 I think fishing might be more fun with you. 205 00:17:39,883 --> 00:17:42,677 Oh, great. Now, how about I fix you some cocoa? 206 00:17:42,886 --> 00:17:44,763 No way. Cocoa's for wusses. 207 00:17:44,971 --> 00:17:47,849 Well, sir, if you change your mind, it's on the windowsill. 208 00:18:08,161 --> 00:18:09,621 Oh, my God. 209 00:18:11,373 --> 00:18:14,459 Oh, wait. I didn't tell you the best part. He loves the environment. 210 00:18:14,668 --> 00:18:19,256 Oh, wait! I still didn't tell you the best part. He's got an Irish brogue. 211 00:18:19,464 --> 00:18:22,050 No, no, wait! I still didn't tell you the best part. 212 00:18:22,259 --> 00:18:24,052 He's not imaginary! 213 00:18:24,261 --> 00:18:26,263 Oh, honey, that's great. 214 00:18:26,471 --> 00:18:30,350 But the very best thing is that he listens to you. 215 00:18:30,558 --> 00:18:33,853 Because nothing means more than for a man to ... 216 00:18:34,062 --> 00:18:36,856 How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling? 217 00:18:37,065 --> 00:18:39,234 Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig 218 00:18:39,442 --> 00:18:41,903 Does whatever a Spider-Pig does 219 00:18:42,112 --> 00:18:44,364 Can he swing from a web? 220 00:18:44,573 --> 00:18:46,616 No, he can 't, he's a pig 221 00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:50,704 Look out He is the Spider-Pig 222 00:18:55,709 --> 00:18:57,168 Are we having fun yet? 223 00:18:57,377 --> 00:18:59,129 We are now. You've got a bite. 224 00:18:59,337 --> 00:19:01,673 Whoa, mama! 225 00:19:02,799 --> 00:19:04,593 Oh, no, my good pole! 226 00:19:09,306 --> 00:19:10,932 You're not strangling me. 227 00:19:11,141 --> 00:19:13,560 What the ...? Strangling's only good for ... 228 00:19:14,269 --> 00:19:15,895 Well, it's not good for anything. 229 00:19:16,104 --> 00:19:18,148 The only time you should lay hands on a boy ... 230 00:19:18,356 --> 00:19:20,191 is to give him a good pat on the back. 231 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,319 Hey, what the hell are you ...? 232 00:19:26,281 --> 00:19:27,949 One more time. 233 00:19:41,671 --> 00:19:43,924 Honey, I'm home. 234 00:19:49,471 --> 00:19:51,556 We are at the tipping point, people. 235 00:19:51,765 --> 00:19:53,558 If we don't do something now ... 236 00:19:55,352 --> 00:19:58,813 I'm sorry, I lost my train of thought. Isn't he dreamy? 237 00:19:59,022 --> 00:20:00,148 Agreed. 238 00:20:00,357 --> 00:20:01,858 Okay, so here's the bottom line: 239 00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:04,152 If we don't change our ways right now ... 240 00:20:04,361 --> 00:20:08,156 pollution in Lake Springfield will be at this level. 241 00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:10,408 That's not so bad. 242 00:20:10,617 --> 00:20:13,495 No, the lift is stuck. 243 00:20:19,626 --> 00:20:21,920 Am I getting through to anyone? 244 00:20:22,128 --> 00:20:24,673 Hell, yeah. We need a new one of those things. 245 00:20:24,881 --> 00:20:27,175 All in favor of a new scissor lift, say "aye". 246 00:20:27,384 --> 00:20:29,135 - Aye. - No! 247 00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:34,391 This lake is just one piece of trash away from a toxic nightmare. 248 00:20:34,599 --> 00:20:36,017 But I knew you wouldn't listen. 249 00:20:36,226 --> 00:20:40,021 So I took the liberty of pouring water from the lake in all your drinking glasses. 250 00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:44,109 This is why we should hate kids. 251 00:20:44,317 --> 00:20:45,777 This is serious, people. 252 00:20:45,986 --> 00:20:50,365 No more dumping in the lake. I hereby declare a state of emergency. 253 00:20:50,574 --> 00:20:51,908 Code black. 254 00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:56,788 Black? That's the worst color there is. 255 00:20:56,997 --> 00:20:59,749 - No offense there, Carl. - I get it all the time. 256 00:21:16,975 --> 00:21:19,477 Sorry, sorry. No dumping in the lake. 257 00:21:19,686 --> 00:21:25,525 Fine. I will put my yard trimmings in a car compactor. 258 00:21:26,693 --> 00:21:28,862 Chief, I think there was a dead body in there. 259 00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:32,324 I thought that too, until he said "yard trimmings". 260 00:21:32,532 --> 00:21:34,242 You gotta learn to listen, Lou. 261 00:21:34,451 --> 00:21:38,788 Let us now make sure this barrier is completely idiot-proof. 262 00:21:38,997 --> 00:21:40,999 - Cletus. - Yessum? 263 00:21:41,207 --> 00:21:43,251 Try to dump something in the lake. 264 00:21:43,460 --> 00:21:45,170 Okay. 265 00:21:53,219 --> 00:21:55,972 I can't. I simply can't. 266 00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:57,766 - Brilliant. - Very effective. 267 00:22:09,819 --> 00:22:12,405 Don't get any ideas. 268 00:22:16,159 --> 00:22:19,829 Maybe we should kiss, just to break the tension. 269 00:22:20,038 --> 00:22:21,957 What's going on here? 270 00:22:22,165 --> 00:22:23,250 Nothing. Nothing. 271 00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:25,794 I'm not sure that pig should be in the house. 272 00:22:26,002 --> 00:22:30,006 And by the way, what are you doing with his leavings? 273 00:22:30,215 --> 00:22:34,010 Don't worry. I've devised a most elegant solution. 274 00:22:36,179 --> 00:22:37,681 It's leaking. 275 00:22:37,889 --> 00:22:41,434 It's not leaking, it's overflowing. 276 00:22:41,643 --> 00:22:45,605 He filled up the whole silo in just two days? 277 00:22:45,814 --> 00:22:46,815 Well, I helped. 278 00:22:47,023 --> 00:22:52,320 Homer, stop! Stop. I know it's easy for your mind to wander ... 279 00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:58,326 but I want you to really concentrate on me. 280 00:23:00,537 --> 00:23:05,417 I can't escape the feeling that this is the crisis Grampa warned us about. 281 00:23:05,625 --> 00:23:08,795 You have to dispose of that waste properly. 282 00:23:09,379 --> 00:23:11,339 Okay, Marge. I will. 283 00:23:11,548 --> 00:23:13,466 You can take Spider-Pig with you. 284 00:23:13,675 --> 00:23:17,012 He's not Spider-Pig anymore, he's Harry Plopper. 285 00:23:30,775 --> 00:23:31,776 Hello. 286 00:23:31,985 --> 00:23:33,361 Homer, you gotta get over here. 287 00:23:33,570 --> 00:23:37,198 Health inspector shut down the doughnut store, they're giving out free doughnuts! 288 00:23:37,407 --> 00:23:40,368 Oh, my God, oh, my God! I just got one thing I gotta do first. 289 00:23:40,577 --> 00:23:44,039 Well, you better hurry. They're going fast. 290 00:23:44,873 --> 00:23:46,875 Whoa, that was close. 291 00:24:27,958 --> 00:24:30,543 Evil! 292 00:24:32,212 --> 00:24:34,256 Drive, drive, drive! 293 00:24:34,714 --> 00:24:36,341 Oh, right. 294 00:25:02,826 --> 00:25:06,162 Look at that. You can see the four states that border Springfield: 295 00:25:06,371 --> 00:25:10,041 Ohio, Nevada, Maine and Kentucky. 296 00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:11,585 Oh, yeah. 297 00:25:11,793 --> 00:25:15,130 And if you look real close, you can almost ... 298 00:25:17,549 --> 00:25:20,969 Well, this certainly seems odd ... 299 00:25:21,177 --> 00:25:24,889 but who am I to question the work of the Almighty? 300 00:25:25,974 --> 00:25:30,228 We thank you, Lord, for this mighty fine intelligent design. 301 00:25:30,437 --> 00:25:32,314 Good job. 302 00:25:33,023 --> 00:25:35,233 Jabbity, jabbity, jab, jab, jab! 303 00:25:35,442 --> 00:25:37,611 Hey! Jab one more eye and it's a federal crime. 304 00:25:38,862 --> 00:25:41,615 - Who are you? - Environmental Protection Agency. 305 00:25:49,956 --> 00:25:53,001 Russ Cargill, head of the EPA, here to see the president. 306 00:25:58,632 --> 00:25:59,758 Mr. President. 307 00:26:01,217 --> 00:26:02,427 Ja, that is me. 308 00:26:02,636 --> 00:26:06,306 Pollution in Springfield has reached crisis levels. 309 00:26:07,307 --> 00:26:11,353 I hate this job. Everything's "crisis" this and "end of the world" that. 310 00:26:11,561 --> 00:26:14,397 Nobody opens with a joke. I miss Danny De Vito. 311 00:26:14,606 --> 00:26:18,276 You want a joke, huh? Stop me if you've heard this one. 312 00:26:19,486 --> 00:26:22,489 Look at those angry eyes and giant teeth. 313 00:26:22,697 --> 00:26:24,658 It's like Christmas at the Kennedy compound. 314 00:26:25,075 --> 00:26:27,953 You know, sir, when you made me head of the EPA ... 315 00:26:28,161 --> 00:26:31,539 you appointed one of the most successful men in America ... 316 00:26:31,748 --> 00:26:33,917 to the least successful agency in government. 317 00:26:34,125 --> 00:26:36,044 And why did I take the job? 318 00:26:36,253 --> 00:26:38,964 Because I'm a rich man who wanted to give something back. 319 00:26:39,172 --> 00:26:40,715 Not the money, but something. 320 00:26:40,924 --> 00:26:45,095 So here is our chance to kick some ass for Mother Earth. 321 00:26:45,303 --> 00:26:48,014 - I'm listening. - Well, I've narrowed your choices down ... 322 00:26:48,223 --> 00:26:50,183 to five unthinkable options. 323 00:26:50,392 --> 00:26:51,977 Each will cause untold misery ... 324 00:26:52,185 --> 00:26:53,687 I pick number three. 325 00:26:53,895 --> 00:26:55,480 You don't wanna read them first? 326 00:26:55,689 --> 00:26:59,317 I was elected to lead, not to read. Number three! 327 00:27:40,609 --> 00:27:43,570 We're being sealed in a dome! 328 00:27:45,906 --> 00:27:47,616 What do I do? I don't know what to do! 329 00:27:47,824 --> 00:27:49,951 If I stay, I'm trapped. If I leave, I'm alone. 330 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,828 Oh, God. In, out, in, out! 331 00:27:52,037 --> 00:27:53,121 I never saw Venice. 332 00:28:06,801 --> 00:28:08,345 "Trapped forever." 333 00:28:08,553 --> 00:28:10,889 It's all come true. 334 00:28:11,097 --> 00:28:14,684 That crazy old man in church was right. 335 00:28:18,647 --> 00:28:23,818 Dome! 336 00:28:39,668 --> 00:28:41,294 All right, men, open fire. 337 00:28:43,546 --> 00:28:45,298 Who's hurt? Raise your hands. 338 00:28:47,217 --> 00:28:48,301 Without the attitude. 339 00:28:48,510 --> 00:28:51,096 People, people. I have an important announcement. 340 00:28:51,429 --> 00:28:54,516 I have just perfected an acid-firing super-drill ... 341 00:28:54,724 --> 00:28:57,686 which can cut through anything. - Hey, that's cool. 342 00:28:57,894 --> 00:28:59,062 It's right there. 343 00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:02,983 Just outside of the dome. 344 00:29:04,693 --> 00:29:08,196 What ruthless madmen could have done this to us? 345 00:29:08,405 --> 00:29:09,990 The United States government. 346 00:29:12,617 --> 00:29:14,995 My name is Russ Cargill and I'm head of the EPA. 347 00:29:16,496 --> 00:29:17,497 The what? 348 00:29:17,706 --> 00:29:20,166 - Environmental Protection Agency. - Come again? 349 00:29:20,375 --> 00:29:22,711 Look, I'm a man on a big TV. Just listen. 350 00:29:23,086 --> 00:29:25,505 - Springfield has become ... - Springfield! 351 00:29:25,755 --> 00:29:28,216 - The most polluted city in the history of the planet. 352 00:29:28,425 --> 00:29:29,759 Drama queen! 353 00:29:30,343 --> 00:29:32,053 To keep your poisons from spreading ... 354 00:29:32,262 --> 00:29:34,347 your government has sealed you in this dome. 355 00:29:36,057 --> 00:29:37,851 It's the last thing we wanted to do. 356 00:29:38,059 --> 00:29:40,604 I own the company that makes the dome, but that's beside the point. 357 00:29:40,812 --> 00:29:42,522 You mean we're trapped like rats? 358 00:29:42,731 --> 00:29:47,903 No, rats can 't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like carrots. 359 00:29:48,945 --> 00:29:53,450 Wait. We couldn't be more polluted. Everyone stopped dumping in the lake. 360 00:29:53,658 --> 00:29:55,827 Apparently someone didn't get the message. 361 00:29:57,746 --> 00:29:59,706 Act natural. 362 00:29:59,915 --> 00:30:03,418 Hey, buddy, sooner or later, people are gonna discover this. 363 00:30:03,627 --> 00:30:07,422 Don 't worry about that. We found a way to take you off the map. 364 00:30:09,132 --> 00:30:11,301 Coming up on your right: 365 00:30:11,509 --> 00:30:13,136 Nothing. 366 00:30:13,386 --> 00:30:16,514 This is Kent Brockman, reporting to you on a crisis so serious ... 367 00:30:16,723 --> 00:30:18,767 it has its own name and theme music. 368 00:30:21,978 --> 00:30:24,105 The dome has put an end to life as we know it. 369 00:30:24,314 --> 00:30:29,444 The town is running low on supplies of everything from gasoline to Botox. 370 00:30:29,653 --> 00:30:31,613 Moment, please. 371 00:30:34,491 --> 00:30:39,120 Now, as always, we end our news on "The Lighter Side". 372 00:30:39,329 --> 00:30:42,749 It's the time of year when the swallows return to Springfield. 373 00:30:54,594 --> 00:30:58,306 I think the thing I miss most is a simple summer breeze. 374 00:31:04,145 --> 00:31:05,939 Maggie? 375 00:31:07,357 --> 00:31:10,777 We've got dome wax, dome polish, dome freshener, all your dome needs ... 376 00:31:11,027 --> 00:31:13,321 at Dome Depot, located at the 105 and the dome. 377 00:31:13,530 --> 00:31:15,699 Dome Depot! 378 00:31:15,907 --> 00:31:17,909 Maggie got out! Maggie got out! 379 00:31:20,370 --> 00:31:24,207 Maggie was right there, just outside the dome. 380 00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:26,668 Marge, she's right here. 381 00:31:27,877 --> 00:31:32,048 This dome can play tricks on you. You just have to keep calm and ... 382 00:31:32,257 --> 00:31:33,466 Oh, my God. 383 00:31:33,675 --> 00:31:38,346 I'm out of the dome. Fresh air! Freedom! 384 00:31:39,222 --> 00:31:40,932 I'll write you. Lead good lives! 385 00:31:56,907 --> 00:31:58,867 Good evening, this is Kent Brockman. 386 00:31:59,075 --> 00:32:01,786 Efforts to find out whose selfish crime ... 387 00:32:01,995 --> 00:32:04,331 caused our entrapment have been fruitless. 388 00:32:05,332 --> 00:32:06,416 Until moments ago! 389 00:32:07,167 --> 00:32:11,004 A shocking discovery has been made here at Lake Springfield. 390 00:32:11,713 --> 00:32:14,174 That could be anybody's pig-crap silo. 391 00:32:18,219 --> 00:32:21,932 Homer, it was you. 392 00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:24,809 You single-handedly killed this town. 393 00:32:25,018 --> 00:32:27,270 I know. It's weird. 394 00:32:27,479 --> 00:32:30,899 Just a reminder, this station does not endorse vigilante justice. 395 00:32:31,107 --> 00:32:33,735 Unless it gets results. Which it will. 396 00:32:35,570 --> 00:32:39,616 You didn't listen to me after I warned you. 397 00:32:39,824 --> 00:32:43,370 Don't worry, nobody watches this stupid show. 398 00:32:43,578 --> 00:32:45,789 What's that ominous glow in the distance? 399 00:32:48,792 --> 00:32:51,086 Kill! Kill! Kill! 400 00:33:00,095 --> 00:33:03,682 Marge, look. Those idiots don't even know where we live. 401 00:33:05,016 --> 00:33:06,851 Kill! Kill! Kill! 402 00:33:08,186 --> 00:33:11,022 We want Homer! We want Homer! 403 00:33:11,231 --> 00:33:14,025 You monster. You monster! 404 00:33:14,484 --> 00:33:15,652 Did you see the news? 405 00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:17,779 Honey, come on, we have bigger problems. 406 00:33:17,988 --> 00:33:20,240 But I'm so angry. 407 00:33:20,448 --> 00:33:23,910 You're a woman. You can hold on to it forever. 408 00:33:25,495 --> 00:33:26,788 Okay. 409 00:33:27,497 --> 00:33:31,418 Homer, you have to go out there, face that mob ... 410 00:33:31,626 --> 00:33:33,920 and apologize for what you did. 411 00:33:34,129 --> 00:33:37,382 I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll take all of you. 412 00:33:37,591 --> 00:33:39,593 No, we won't. We just want Homer! 413 00:33:39,801 --> 00:33:42,012 Well, maybe not you, but they'll kill Grampa. 414 00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:43,930 I'm part of the mob! 415 00:33:46,641 --> 00:33:48,602 Teeny! Take out the baby. 416 00:34:02,574 --> 00:34:04,784 Here, let me get that for you. 417 00:34:11,499 --> 00:34:14,210 Stay back. I got a chain saw. 418 00:34:25,555 --> 00:34:26,556 Bart! 419 00:34:26,765 --> 00:34:28,224 Crawl across. Hurry. 420 00:34:28,433 --> 00:34:30,727 But if they see you helping us, they'll kill you. 421 00:34:30,936 --> 00:34:33,563 I'm sure your father would do the same for ... 422 00:34:34,898 --> 00:34:37,192 Point taken. Now, hustle your bustles. 423 00:34:40,862 --> 00:34:42,239 Archers. 424 00:34:42,864 --> 00:34:45,450 I'm using a red arrow so I know who I kill. 425 00:34:48,954 --> 00:34:53,041 No, Plopper. If you push that, Daddy will die. 426 00:34:58,546 --> 00:35:01,341 Hey, my luck's beginning to turn. 427 00:35:04,928 --> 00:35:06,721 Wait! There's something I have to get. 428 00:35:24,072 --> 00:35:25,865 - What'd you get? - Our wedding video. 429 00:35:27,325 --> 00:35:29,578 - We have a wedding video? - Torch his gas tank! 430 00:35:33,707 --> 00:35:35,667 We lost them. 431 00:35:50,265 --> 00:35:51,850 Up here. 432 00:35:53,268 --> 00:35:54,269 Get them! Get them! 433 00:35:59,107 --> 00:36:00,442 Little help? 434 00:36:05,071 --> 00:36:07,782 You know, the word "apology" ... 435 00:36:07,991 --> 00:36:13,705 is tossed around a lot these days, but when it comes from in here ... 436 00:36:25,300 --> 00:36:28,136 Mom, what are we gonna do? 437 00:36:30,347 --> 00:36:31,681 Maggie, not now. 438 00:36:33,391 --> 00:36:34,559 We'll play later. 439 00:36:42,442 --> 00:36:45,654 The sinkhole. Follow me, kids! 440 00:36:45,862 --> 00:36:47,948 - Geronimo! - Sacajawea! 441 00:36:53,286 --> 00:36:55,872 So long, losers! 442 00:37:02,128 --> 00:37:05,257 The top of his head is still showing. Claw at it! 443 00:37:39,207 --> 00:37:43,128 Well, they're China's problem now. 444 00:37:53,096 --> 00:37:54,264 Colin! 445 00:38:01,104 --> 00:38:03,231 I can't hear you! 446 00:38:23,460 --> 00:38:27,797 I never thought my life would have an absolutely perfect moment, but this is ... 447 00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:31,509 Lisa's got a boyfriend that she'll never see again! 448 00:38:32,802 --> 00:38:34,596 - Perfect. 449 00:38:45,148 --> 00:38:48,944 - What do we do? - Now we run. 450 00:38:52,822 --> 00:38:54,449 I'm afraid we lost them, sir. 451 00:38:54,658 --> 00:38:55,992 Damn it! 452 00:38:56,201 --> 00:38:59,120 Well, then, you find them and you get them back in the dome. 453 00:38:59,329 --> 00:39:00,747 And so nobody else gets out ... 454 00:39:00,956 --> 00:39:03,625 I want roving death squads around the perimeter 24/7. 455 00:39:03,833 --> 00:39:05,126 I want 10,000 tough guys ... 456 00:39:05,335 --> 00:39:08,546 and I want 10,000 soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher. 457 00:39:08,755 --> 00:39:11,967 And here's how I want them arranged: Tough, tough, soft, tough ... 458 00:39:12,175 --> 00:39:17,180 soft, soft, tough, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft. 459 00:39:17,806 --> 00:39:20,725 Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power. 460 00:39:20,934 --> 00:39:24,938 Of course. Ever try going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you. 461 00:39:54,384 --> 00:39:57,387 - Bart, are you drinking whiskey? - I'm troubled. 462 00:39:57,596 --> 00:39:59,848 - Bart. - I promise, I'll stop tomorrow. 463 00:40:00,056 --> 00:40:02,475 You'll stop right now. 464 00:40:06,771 --> 00:40:08,231 You come back here, little man. 465 00:40:11,234 --> 00:40:15,614 I miss Flanders. There, I said it! 466 00:40:16,156 --> 00:40:18,033 - Where's your father? - He went out. 467 00:40:18,241 --> 00:40:20,702 Let's quickly rebuild our lives while he's gone. 468 00:40:20,911 --> 00:40:22,537 Hey, guys? 469 00:40:22,996 --> 00:40:25,540 What's the secret knock, again? 470 00:40:28,418 --> 00:40:31,880 Look, I know I screwed up. This is big. 471 00:40:32,088 --> 00:40:34,466 It's huge! We're homeless! 472 00:40:34,674 --> 00:40:36,760 Our friends wanna kill us! 473 00:40:36,968 --> 00:40:39,387 Before we can even stay in the same room with you ... 474 00:40:39,596 --> 00:40:42,057 I need to know what was going through your mind ... 475 00:40:42,265 --> 00:40:44,559 when you didn't listen to me ... 476 00:40:44,768 --> 00:40:48,271 and dumped that silo in the lake. 477 00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:49,731 Homer! 478 00:40:49,940 --> 00:40:53,568 I don't know what to tell you, Marge. I don't think about things. 479 00:40:53,777 --> 00:40:55,904 I respect people who do ... 480 00:40:56,112 --> 00:41:01,618 but I just try to make the days not hurt until I get to crawl in next to you again. 481 00:41:04,454 --> 00:41:05,497 I mean, oh. 482 00:41:05,956 --> 00:41:09,876 Look, I'm really sorry. But I'm more than just sorry ... 483 00:41:10,085 --> 00:41:11,920 I'm prepared with a solution. 484 00:41:12,504 --> 00:41:16,716 I've always been afraid I'd screw up our lives so badly we'd need a backup plan. 485 00:41:17,550 --> 00:41:21,638 And that plan is right here! 486 00:41:23,807 --> 00:41:24,808 No. 487 00:41:25,016 --> 00:41:26,101 Nope. 488 00:41:26,309 --> 00:41:27,936 Bingo. 489 00:41:31,606 --> 00:41:32,941 Bear with me. 490 00:41:37,946 --> 00:41:39,030 Alaska? 491 00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:43,201 Alaska. A place where you can't be too fat or too drunk. 492 00:41:43,410 --> 00:41:45,078 Where no one says things like: 493 00:41:45,287 --> 00:41:48,665 "Let's see your high school equivalency certificate." 494 00:41:49,374 --> 00:41:51,001 I don't know, Homie. 495 00:41:52,168 --> 00:41:53,628 I'm not saying it right. 496 00:41:53,837 --> 00:41:57,549 Look, the thing is, I can't start a new life alone. 497 00:41:57,757 --> 00:42:00,510 And I've really come to like you guys. 498 00:42:02,345 --> 00:42:04,931 I just don't see it. 499 00:42:08,935 --> 00:42:12,647 Marge, in every marriage, you get one chance to say: 500 00:42:12,856 --> 00:42:15,108 "I need you to do this with me." 501 00:42:17,652 --> 00:42:21,072 And there's only one answer when somebody says that. 502 00:42:26,536 --> 00:42:29,831 Okay, Homie, I'm with you. 503 00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:31,708 Thank you, my sweetheart. 504 00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:34,085 - Mom? - Yes, honey? 505 00:42:34,711 --> 00:42:36,546 You just bought another load of crap ... 506 00:42:36,755 --> 00:42:39,799 from the world's fattest fertilizer salesman. 507 00:42:40,008 --> 00:42:42,510 You'll pay for ruining this golden family moment! 508 00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:43,720 Homer! 509 00:42:43,929 --> 00:42:47,224 How are we supposed to get to Alaska without any money? 510 00:42:47,432 --> 00:42:51,895 All right, son. If you don't believe in me, believe in America. 511 00:42:52,562 --> 00:42:58,652 America. Where any man can make quick money with no questions asked. 512 00:43:01,238 --> 00:43:03,323 Step right up and win my truck! 513 00:43:03,531 --> 00:43:06,826 All you have to do is conquer the Ball of Death. 514 00:43:07,035 --> 00:43:08,411 - What's the catch? - No catch. 515 00:43:08,620 --> 00:43:12,540 Just ride the motorcycle all the way around just one time. 516 00:43:12,749 --> 00:43:14,834 Three tries for $ 10. 517 00:43:15,210 --> 00:43:18,338 - Marge, how much money do we have? - Ten dollars. 518 00:43:20,757 --> 00:43:22,300 That counts as a try. 519 00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:28,348 That's two. 520 00:43:30,684 --> 00:43:31,893 And that's three. 521 00:43:32,102 --> 00:43:34,854 Here's what I'll do, because I like seeing you hurt yourself: 522 00:43:35,063 --> 00:43:36,523 I'll give you one on the house. 523 00:43:36,731 --> 00:43:38,567 - You're the best. - Dad! 524 00:43:38,775 --> 00:43:42,445 When you get to the top, don't slow down, speed up! 525 00:43:42,654 --> 00:43:45,615 - But that's when it's the scariest. - Just do it! 526 00:43:57,752 --> 00:43:59,254 Yes! 527 00:44:01,381 --> 00:44:03,258 Yay, Dad! 528 00:44:10,307 --> 00:44:12,517 I'll take that truck now. 529 00:44:15,186 --> 00:44:17,689 Oh, man. My wives are gonna kill me. 530 00:44:19,941 --> 00:44:23,486 Next stop, Alaska! 531 00:44:29,284 --> 00:44:31,286 Day 37 under the dome. 532 00:44:31,494 --> 00:44:35,373 We are facing intermittent power failures which ... 533 00:44:38,501 --> 00:44:41,755 Okay, very funny. I'm gonna turn the lights off again. 534 00:44:41,963 --> 00:44:45,050 When they come back on, I want all my booze back the way it was. 535 00:44:49,721 --> 00:44:52,807 Yeah, okay. Okay. 536 00:44:59,481 --> 00:45:03,485 I'm very proud of you, Bart. Over 24 hours sober. 537 00:45:03,693 --> 00:45:05,987 - You are, aren't you? - I'll prove it. 538 00:45:11,952 --> 00:45:15,789 We're giving your father another chance, and we owe it to him to ... 539 00:45:17,207 --> 00:45:18,667 - Oh, my God. - Can I help you? 540 00:45:21,211 --> 00:45:22,712 We need diapers. 541 00:45:22,921 --> 00:45:25,131 - Okay. - No. No, we don't. We don't. 542 00:45:25,340 --> 00:45:27,259 - Ladies' razorblades. - Right. 543 00:45:27,467 --> 00:45:31,471 No! No. No, we don't. I forgot, we're European. 544 00:45:32,013 --> 00:45:33,431 Just give us beef jerky. 545 00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:36,393 Lots and lots of beef jerky. 546 00:45:36,601 --> 00:45:39,479 That's right. That's what we need. That's all we came in for. 547 00:45:39,688 --> 00:45:41,022 Sure. 548 00:45:44,359 --> 00:45:46,570 Oh, my God. There they are! 549 00:46:06,172 --> 00:46:10,093 So you want some of my electricity, do you? 550 00:46:11,386 --> 00:46:14,681 Well, for once, the rich white man is in control. 551 00:46:14,890 --> 00:46:17,017 I have two buttons behind this desk. 552 00:46:17,225 --> 00:46:21,855 One will supply your town with power, the other releases the hounds. 553 00:46:22,147 --> 00:46:24,858 Reach me. Make me your brother. 554 00:46:25,108 --> 00:46:27,277 The hospital's generator is about to give out. 555 00:46:27,485 --> 00:46:28,737 Lives will be lost. 556 00:46:29,070 --> 00:46:32,699 "Lives lost." Go on. 557 00:46:32,908 --> 00:46:36,036 We got a convict we were gonna fry tomorrow, but now we can't. 558 00:46:36,244 --> 00:46:38,622 Tempting. Tempting. 559 00:46:38,830 --> 00:46:40,540 Look, all our reasons mean nothing. 560 00:46:40,749 --> 00:46:44,461 Just look into your heart and you'll find the answer. 561 00:46:47,923 --> 00:46:50,759 - First door on the right. - Thank you. 562 00:46:58,767 --> 00:47:02,604 What ...? This isn't the way I pictured Alaska at all! 563 00:47:02,812 --> 00:47:04,272 Oh, that's better. 564 00:47:04,481 --> 00:47:06,233 Homer! 565 00:47:12,656 --> 00:47:15,492 Well, at least my poster didn't get torn. 566 00:47:26,670 --> 00:47:29,881 Welcome to Alaska. Here's $ 1,000. 567 00:47:30,090 --> 00:47:32,676 Well, it's about time! But why? 568 00:47:32,884 --> 00:47:34,844 We pay every resident $ 1,000 ... 569 00:47:35,053 --> 00:47:37,973 to allow oil companies to ravage our state's natural beauty. 570 00:47:38,181 --> 00:47:40,267 I'm home! 571 00:47:40,475 --> 00:47:42,352 Oh, thanks. 572 00:47:59,828 --> 00:48:01,621 What are you doing, Bart? 573 00:48:01,830 --> 00:48:03,290 Just passing the time. 574 00:48:16,928 --> 00:48:20,515 My boy loves Alaska so much, he's applauding it. 575 00:48:20,724 --> 00:48:23,184 - Lisa, why aren't you clapping? - But, Dad ... 576 00:48:23,393 --> 00:48:24,853 Clap for Alaska! 577 00:48:42,037 --> 00:48:46,416 Well, Marge, we're separated from the kids by a wall of snow. 578 00:48:46,625 --> 00:48:50,378 All my dreams are coming true. 579 00:49:21,451 --> 00:49:23,119 We're going to need more birds. 580 00:49:44,641 --> 00:49:46,434 Day 93 under the dome. 581 00:49:46,643 --> 00:49:48,937 With necessities growing dangerously low ... 582 00:49:49,145 --> 00:49:52,107 who knows what spark will set off this powder keg? 583 00:49:53,525 --> 00:49:55,735 - Let's discuss Tuesdays with Morrie. - Again? 584 00:49:55,944 --> 00:49:58,613 If we don't get a new book, I'm going to puke. 585 00:49:58,822 --> 00:50:02,492 You're the five people I'm going to meet in hell! 586 00:50:04,452 --> 00:50:06,454 We're out of coffee! 587 00:50:08,582 --> 00:50:11,835 I can't take another minute in this dome! 588 00:50:22,679 --> 00:50:24,556 Take that. 589 00:50:24,931 --> 00:50:26,391 Oh, no! Blowback! 590 00:50:32,856 --> 00:50:34,524 Look what they're doing to our dome. 591 00:50:42,157 --> 00:50:43,408 You know what that is, sir? 592 00:50:43,617 --> 00:50:45,327 - A crack? - Exactly. 593 00:50:45,535 --> 00:50:48,705 People got out of the dome before, they're gonna get out again. 594 00:50:48,914 --> 00:50:51,750 When they do, there's gonna be hearings, investigations ... 595 00:50:53,251 --> 00:50:55,712 I'll have to go back to making family comedies. 596 00:50:57,714 --> 00:50:59,758 Don't worry, I have a solution for you, sir. 597 00:50:59,966 --> 00:51:02,510 In fact, I have five solutions. 598 00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:05,180 You don't have to read them. You'll have deniability. 599 00:51:05,388 --> 00:51:07,182 I'll take care of it. You know nothing. 600 00:51:08,225 --> 00:51:10,185 No. I need to know what I'm approving. 601 00:51:10,393 --> 00:51:14,314 Absolutely. But on the other hand, knowing things is overrated. 602 00:51:14,522 --> 00:51:16,858 Anyone can pick something when they know what it is. 603 00:51:17,067 --> 00:51:20,403 It takes real leadership to pick something you're clueless about. 604 00:51:21,488 --> 00:51:23,031 - Okay, I pick three. - Try again. 605 00:51:23,240 --> 00:51:25,033 - One. Five? - Go higher. Too high. 606 00:51:25,242 --> 00:51:26,368 - Three? - You said three. 607 00:51:26,576 --> 00:51:28,370 - Six? Two? - There is no six. Double it. 608 00:51:28,578 --> 00:51:29,913 - Four! - As you wish, sir. 609 00:51:42,676 --> 00:51:46,137 Are you tired of the same old Grand Canyon? 610 00:51:46,346 --> 00:51:49,224 Here we are, kids, the Grand Canyon. 611 00:51:49,432 --> 00:51:53,770 It's so old and boring. I want a new one. Now! 612 00:51:53,979 --> 00:51:56,106 Hello. I'm Tom Hanks. 613 00:51:56,314 --> 00:51:58,608 The U.S. Government has lost its credibility ... 614 00:51:58,817 --> 00:52:00,485 so it's borrowing some of mine. 615 00:52:00,694 --> 00:52:02,070 Tousle my hair, Mr. Hanks. 616 00:52:02,279 --> 00:52:04,239 Sure thing, son. 617 00:52:05,991 --> 00:52:09,077 Now, I'm pleased to tell you all about the New Grand Canyon. 618 00:52:10,495 --> 00:52:12,789 This weekend. East of Shelbyville and south of Capitol City. 619 00:52:13,290 --> 00:52:14,874 That's where Springfield is! 620 00:52:15,083 --> 00:52:17,460 It's nowhere near where anything is or ever was. 621 00:52:17,669 --> 00:52:18,837 This is Tom Hanks, saying: 622 00:52:19,045 --> 00:52:22,048 If you're going to pick a government to trust, why not this one? 623 00:52:22,591 --> 00:52:23,592 Did you see that? 624 00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:26,511 Yes, they're going to destroy Springfield. 625 00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:28,471 But we're going to stop them. 626 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:31,474 Homie, get your clothes on. Homie? 627 00:52:31,683 --> 00:52:33,977 I'm happy here. Screw Springfield! 628 00:52:35,437 --> 00:52:38,481 I can't believe you'd say something so selfish. 629 00:52:38,690 --> 00:52:41,860 Marge, those people chased us with pitchforks and torches. 630 00:52:42,068 --> 00:52:44,446 Torches! At 4 in the afternoon! 631 00:52:44,654 --> 00:52:47,449 - It was 7 at night. - It was during Access Hollywood. 632 00:52:47,657 --> 00:52:49,492 Which is on at 4 and 7. 633 00:52:50,243 --> 00:52:53,538 Dad, how can you turn your back on everyone who loved us? 634 00:52:53,747 --> 00:52:55,540 Flanders helped when we were in trouble. 635 00:52:55,749 --> 00:52:57,792 Who cares what he did? He's not your father. 636 00:52:58,001 --> 00:52:59,169 I wish he was. 637 00:52:59,377 --> 00:53:01,379 You don't mean that. You worship me. 638 00:53:01,588 --> 00:53:03,924 Oh, yeah? Look what I did to your picture. 639 00:53:04,591 --> 00:53:05,592 Look at it. 640 00:53:05,842 --> 00:53:07,677 How-dilly-doo-dilly. How-dilly-doo-dilly. 641 00:53:07,886 --> 00:53:09,346 Why, you little ...! 642 00:53:10,347 --> 00:53:11,890 I'll strangle-angle you! 643 00:53:12,098 --> 00:53:13,391 Diddily-diddily. 644 00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,936 Bart, stop it! Leave this to me. 645 00:53:17,270 --> 00:53:19,022 Homer ... 646 00:53:19,564 --> 00:53:23,109 in every marriage, you get one chance to say: 647 00:53:23,318 --> 00:53:26,404 "I need you to do this with me." 648 00:53:27,864 --> 00:53:31,576 That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 649 00:53:31,785 --> 00:53:32,953 Homer Simpson! 650 00:53:33,161 --> 00:53:34,704 We're saving Springfield! 651 00:53:34,913 --> 00:53:37,082 Listen to me, all of you. We are staying. 652 00:53:37,290 --> 00:53:38,833 We have a great life in Alaska ... 653 00:53:39,042 --> 00:53:42,295 and we're never going back to America again. 654 00:53:42,504 --> 00:53:44,464 I have spoken! 655 00:54:04,150 --> 00:54:09,239 Well, I guess I've let her worry about me long enough. 656 00:54:21,251 --> 00:54:23,962 Marge? Kids? 657 00:54:37,309 --> 00:54:39,185 Okay, here goes. 658 00:54:39,394 --> 00:54:40,770 Homer ... 659 00:54:40,979 --> 00:54:42,939 I've always stood up for you. 660 00:54:43,148 --> 00:54:46,276 When people point out your flaws ... 661 00:54:46,484 --> 00:54:48,278 I always say: 662 00:54:48,486 --> 00:54:53,575 "Well, sometimes you have to stand back to appreciate a work of art." 663 00:54:54,826 --> 00:54:56,328 Way back. 664 00:54:56,536 --> 00:54:59,789 Lately, what's keeping us together ... 665 00:54:59,998 --> 00:55:04,252 is my ability to overlook everything you do. 666 00:55:04,461 --> 00:55:08,214 And I overlook these things because ... 667 00:55:08,548 --> 00:55:09,799 Because? 668 00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:12,969 Well, that's the thing. 669 00:55:13,178 --> 00:55:17,432 I just don 't know how to finish that sentence anymore. 670 00:55:18,225 --> 00:55:22,020 So I'm leaving with the kids to help Springfield ... 671 00:55:22,229 --> 00:55:24,856 and we're never coming back. 672 00:55:27,943 --> 00:55:31,613 And to prove to myself that this is the end ... 673 00:55:32,864 --> 00:55:36,743 I taped this over our wedding video. 674 00:55:38,036 --> 00:55:40,163 Goodbye, Homie. 675 00:55:53,552 --> 00:55:56,304 I love you. 676 00:55:59,849 --> 00:56:02,310 Marge? Kids? 677 00:56:54,738 --> 00:56:57,616 - So, Mom, what's our plan? - What are you doing up there? 678 00:56:57,824 --> 00:56:59,534 Looking through people's luggage. 679 00:56:59,743 --> 00:57:02,662 I'm the mascot of an evil corporation. 680 00:57:02,871 --> 00:57:06,374 Get down from there. We have to keep a low profile ... 681 00:57:06,583 --> 00:57:10,670 till we get to Seattle to tell the world of the plot to destroy Springfield. 682 00:57:10,879 --> 00:57:13,381 I don't know if you guys should be talking so loud. 683 00:57:13,590 --> 00:57:17,886 Oh, Lisa, it's not like the government is listening to everybody's conversation. 684 00:57:26,228 --> 00:57:28,563 Hi, I'm calling about your Meat Lover's pizza. 685 00:57:28,772 --> 00:57:31,900 I like meat, but I don 't know if I'm ready to love again. 686 00:57:32,108 --> 00:57:35,362 - You hang up first. - No, you hang up first. 687 00:57:35,570 --> 00:57:36,905 Okay. 688 00:57:37,113 --> 00:57:38,949 She hung up on me! 689 00:57:39,157 --> 00:57:43,495 But we're fugitives. We should just lay low till we get to Seattle. 690 00:57:43,828 --> 00:57:45,580 Hey, everybody, I found one! 691 00:57:45,789 --> 00:57:49,668 The government actually found someone we're looking for! 692 00:57:49,876 --> 00:57:51,711 Yeah, baby, yeah! 693 00:57:53,463 --> 00:57:54,714 Homer Simpson ... 694 00:57:56,675 --> 00:57:58,468 do you know why you are here? 695 00:57:58,677 --> 00:58:02,597 Because my family cares more about other people than they do about me. 696 00:58:02,806 --> 00:58:05,183 Drink this liquid. 697 00:58:07,644 --> 00:58:09,145 More, please. 698 00:58:09,938 --> 00:58:12,023 Now we will cleanse your spirit ... 699 00:58:12,232 --> 00:58:15,443 by the ancient Inuit art of throat singing. 700 00:58:15,652 --> 00:58:17,779 Throat singing? 701 00:58:28,331 --> 00:58:29,916 How long are we doing this? 702 00:58:30,125 --> 00:58:30,542 - Until you have an epiphany. - Okay. 703 00:58:30,542 --> 00:58:33,878 - Until you have an epiphany. - Okay. 704 00:58:37,340 --> 00:58:38,383 What's an epiphany? 705 00:58:38,592 --> 00:58:41,636 Sudden realization of great truth. 706 00:58:41,845 --> 00:58:42,846 Okay. 707 00:58:57,402 --> 00:59:00,989 Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig 708 00:59:01,197 --> 00:59:04,576 Does whatever a Spider-Pig does 709 00:59:04,784 --> 00:59:05,911 Look out! 710 00:59:06,369 --> 00:59:10,332 He's a Spider-Pig 711 00:59:11,875 --> 00:59:14,002 Unless you have an epiphany ... 712 00:59:14,210 --> 00:59:18,131 you will spend the remainder of your days alone. 713 00:59:20,175 --> 00:59:21,468 Epiphany, epiphany, epiphany. 714 00:59:22,177 --> 00:59:25,639 Bananas are an excellent source of potassium. 715 00:59:27,599 --> 00:59:30,477 Americans will never embrace soccer? 716 00:59:32,604 --> 00:59:35,523 More than two shakes and it's playing with yourself? 717 00:59:38,235 --> 00:59:40,362 Hey, what are you doing? 718 00:59:43,907 --> 00:59:48,703 Oh, do whatever you want to me. I don't care about myself anymore. 719 00:59:50,580 --> 00:59:52,874 Because ...? 720 00:59:53,500 --> 00:59:57,879 Because other people are just as important as me. 721 00:59:58,255 --> 01:00:02,384 Without them, I'm nothing. 722 01:00:04,177 --> 01:00:07,556 In order to save myself ... 723 01:00:07,764 --> 01:00:10,308 I have to save Springfield! 724 01:00:10,517 --> 01:00:13,395 That's it! Isn't it? 725 01:00:25,991 --> 01:00:28,910 That was the most incredible experience of my life. 726 01:00:29,119 --> 01:00:34,332 And now to find my family, save my town and drop 10 pounds! 727 01:00:34,666 --> 01:00:36,418 Thank you, boob lady. 728 01:00:44,134 --> 01:00:47,262 This is it, kids. Seattle. 729 01:00:47,470 --> 01:00:50,473 Russ Cargill! Do you think he saw us? 730 01:00:54,227 --> 01:00:55,770 Yes, I did. 731 01:01:00,692 --> 01:01:02,444 Run! Run! 732 01:01:03,028 --> 01:01:04,696 Run! Run! 733 01:01:05,196 --> 01:01:06,990 Run! Run! 734 01:01:07,699 --> 01:01:09,659 Jump! Jump! 735 01:01:09,868 --> 01:01:11,870 Land! Land! 736 01:01:12,329 --> 01:01:14,289 Rest! Rest! 737 01:01:14,998 --> 01:01:16,374 Run! Run! 738 01:01:19,044 --> 01:01:21,129 Now, I know we've had a rough day ... 739 01:01:21,338 --> 01:01:24,299 but I'm sure we can put all that behind us and ... 740 01:01:27,385 --> 01:01:29,054 That's my whipping arm! 741 01:01:32,182 --> 01:01:35,852 Why does everything I whip leave me? 742 01:01:37,187 --> 01:01:41,316 Must keep going. Must keep going. 743 01:01:41,524 --> 01:01:45,487 No, I can't. I can't keep going. 744 01:01:45,695 --> 01:01:47,781 Yes, you can. 745 01:01:47,989 --> 01:01:49,783 No, I can't! 746 01:01:49,991 --> 01:01:51,660 Oh, shut up! 747 01:01:51,868 --> 01:01:53,453 You shut up. 748 01:01:53,662 --> 01:01:55,497 No, you. No, you. 749 01:01:55,705 --> 01:01:58,500 No, you. Oh, real mature. 750 01:01:58,708 --> 01:02:01,002 How could you say that? 751 01:02:01,211 --> 01:02:03,213 Oh, what's the point? 752 01:02:03,421 --> 01:02:05,757 It's hopeless. 753 01:02:13,723 --> 01:02:17,310 Don't give up, Homer. You are closer than you think. 754 01:02:17,519 --> 01:02:19,145 But which way do I go? 755 01:02:24,568 --> 01:02:26,361 Much obliged. 756 01:02:40,709 --> 01:02:42,836 Ten-hut! 757 01:02:48,091 --> 01:02:50,260 Lisa! Knock off that racket. 758 01:02:50,468 --> 01:02:51,469 Lisa! 759 01:02:53,722 --> 01:02:57,392 They captured my family. What do I do? What do I do? 760 01:03:03,607 --> 01:03:06,401 There's something strange about that "sop" sign. 761 01:03:24,544 --> 01:03:26,671 - Did you hear something? - Probably just a moth. 762 01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:28,298 I hope it's okay. 763 01:03:52,572 --> 01:03:56,034 Look, we can't keep stopping at every "sop", "yeld" or "one vay" sign. 764 01:03:56,243 --> 01:03:57,452 Just move on. 765 01:04:03,583 --> 01:04:05,252 Let us out! Let us out! 766 01:04:05,460 --> 01:04:07,629 Stop that. You'll scratch your shackles. 767 01:04:07,837 --> 01:04:09,881 I hope I do. 768 01:04:16,179 --> 01:04:19,391 Oh, way to go, Bart. 769 01:04:19,599 --> 01:04:20,976 You stink. 770 01:04:21,184 --> 01:04:24,938 No, you stink. 771 01:04:40,203 --> 01:04:41,955 Springfield. 772 01:04:42,289 --> 01:04:44,624 I can't believe it, but it got even crappier. 773 01:04:49,129 --> 01:04:50,505 Oh, man. 774 01:05:00,223 --> 01:05:01,308 Oh, hi, Midge. 775 01:05:01,516 --> 01:05:03,602 Moe, what happened? 776 01:05:03,810 --> 01:05:08,273 With the town sealed off from the rest of the world, things got a little nutty here. 777 01:05:08,481 --> 01:05:09,858 Why are you dressed like that? 778 01:05:10,066 --> 01:05:14,487 Well, I don't like to brag, but I am now the emperor of Springfield. 779 01:05:14,696 --> 01:05:16,031 No, you're not! 780 01:05:16,239 --> 01:05:18,533 Yes, I am! 781 01:05:19,743 --> 01:05:22,329 Okay. Hail, emperor. 782 01:05:22,537 --> 01:05:24,581 Attention, Springfield. 783 01:05:26,124 --> 01:05:30,253 Your government realized that putting you inside this dome was a terrible mistake. 784 01:05:30,462 --> 01:05:33,798 Therefore, we're commencing with Operation Soaring Eagle. 785 01:05:35,508 --> 01:05:37,052 Which involves killing you all. 786 01:05:45,310 --> 01:05:49,272 As I speak, we're lowering a small but powerful bomb into your midst. 787 01:05:58,281 --> 01:06:02,244 Despite everything, I miss your father. 788 01:06:02,452 --> 01:06:04,120 Me too. 789 01:06:04,329 --> 01:06:06,998 His big, fat ass could shield us all. 790 01:06:11,586 --> 01:06:12,587 Ten-hut! 791 01:06:14,130 --> 01:06:17,676 At ease. I'm General Marriott Suites ... 792 01:06:17,884 --> 01:06:20,262 and I have an urgent note from the president. 793 01:06:20,470 --> 01:06:22,847 It says to release this town immediately. 794 01:06:23,306 --> 01:06:24,641 Why is it written on a leaf? 795 01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:48,081 Perfect. 796 01:06:50,542 --> 01:06:55,505 Now Homer Simpson's gonna show he has cojones! 797 01:07:13,023 --> 01:07:14,983 Mom, I've gotta go find Colin. 798 01:07:15,191 --> 01:07:19,446 Not now, sweetie. Doomsday is family time. 799 01:07:24,367 --> 01:07:28,914 Hey. If one of us distracts Cargill, the rest of us can climb up that thing. 800 01:07:29,122 --> 01:07:32,918 Who'd be dumb enough to stay behind while we escape with our lives? 801 01:07:33,627 --> 01:07:35,795 My time to shine. 802 01:07:36,338 --> 01:07:39,549 Hey, Mr. Big TV Man, lookie here! 803 01:07:39,966 --> 01:07:41,468 What do you want? 804 01:07:42,719 --> 01:07:45,847 Look what I can do with my thumb. 805 01:07:46,723 --> 01:07:48,642 You wanna know how I do it? 806 01:07:48,850 --> 01:07:51,144 Four generations of inbreeding? 807 01:08:06,743 --> 01:08:08,453 I can smell fresh air. 808 01:08:09,412 --> 01:08:11,456 I can hear birds. 809 01:08:11,665 --> 01:08:13,959 I taste freedom. 810 01:08:14,167 --> 01:08:16,294 Excuse me! Watch out! Coming through! 811 01:08:24,219 --> 01:08:25,679 I was tricked by an idiot. 812 01:08:25,887 --> 01:08:31,518 Hey, I know how you feel. I was beat in tic-tac-toe by a chicken. 813 01:08:31,726 --> 01:08:33,186 Goodbye. 814 01:08:35,981 --> 01:08:37,315 Homer do good? 815 01:08:37,732 --> 01:08:42,654 Actually, you doomed us all. Again. Nice knowing you, Homer. 816 01:08:42,862 --> 01:08:44,239 But I ... 817 01:08:47,325 --> 01:08:49,953 I can't do anything right. 818 01:08:52,956 --> 01:08:55,125 Get out of here! 819 01:09:02,424 --> 01:09:06,386 I've spent my entire life doing nothing but collecting comic books. 820 01:09:06,595 --> 01:09:09,264 And now there's only time to say: 821 01:09:09,472 --> 01:09:11,308 Life well spent! 822 01:09:16,313 --> 01:09:21,026 Okay, boys. When you meet Jesus, be sure to call him Mr. Christ. 823 01:09:21,234 --> 01:09:23,028 Will Buddha be there too? 824 01:09:23,236 --> 01:09:24,321 No. 825 01:09:24,654 --> 01:09:26,448 - Hey, Flanders. - Bart. 826 01:09:26,740 --> 01:09:30,702 How good to see you. And how terrible you're here. 827 01:09:30,994 --> 01:09:32,621 Thanks. 828 01:09:32,829 --> 01:09:37,292 Listen. I was just wondering if ... 829 01:09:37,500 --> 01:09:39,628 before I died ... 830 01:09:39,836 --> 01:09:43,715 I could pretend I had a father who ... 831 01:09:43,924 --> 01:09:45,342 cared for me. 832 01:09:46,676 --> 01:09:48,220 Come here, son. 833 01:09:48,428 --> 01:09:51,723 There's always room for one more in the Flanders clan. 834 01:09:56,436 --> 01:09:59,814 Come on, bomb-disarming robot. You're our last hope. 835 01:10:00,023 --> 01:10:04,527 Red wire. Blue wire. Black is usually the ground. 836 01:10:05,695 --> 01:10:07,405 So much pressure. 837 01:10:08,573 --> 01:10:09,824 Pressure! 838 01:10:13,828 --> 01:10:16,957 He'd been talking about it, but I didn't take him seriously. 839 01:10:23,046 --> 01:10:24,214 Marge. 840 01:10:24,422 --> 01:10:26,675 Marge! Marge! 841 01:10:27,842 --> 01:10:29,803 Oh, no, the "epipha-tree"! 842 01:10:30,011 --> 01:10:33,807 Hey, I tried my best. What am I supposed to do? 843 01:10:35,058 --> 01:10:38,311 But how am I supposed to get up there? 844 01:10:43,358 --> 01:10:46,027 Here. Buy yourself something nice. 845 01:10:50,657 --> 01:10:53,368 Homer? What the hell are you doing now? 846 01:10:53,577 --> 01:10:55,412 Risking my life to save people I hate ... 847 01:10:55,620 --> 01:10:58,248 for reasons I don't quite understand. Gotta go! 848 01:10:59,708 --> 01:11:01,710 But first, one stop. 849 01:11:08,675 --> 01:11:11,303 Bart? Son? 850 01:11:11,511 --> 01:11:13,513 You think you could find it in your heart ... 851 01:11:13,722 --> 01:11:16,349 to give your foolish old man one more chance? 852 01:11:16,725 --> 01:11:19,519 Oh, I don't know. 853 01:11:19,728 --> 01:11:22,272 It seems to me, son, that your father's saying that ... 854 01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:25,734 he wants to spend his last minute with you. 855 01:11:28,445 --> 01:11:30,363 No. I can't do it. 856 01:11:30,780 --> 01:11:34,743 I want a father who's the same in the morning as he is at night. 857 01:11:34,951 --> 01:11:36,244 What's that word? 858 01:11:36,453 --> 01:11:37,746 - Consistency. - Consistency. 859 01:11:37,954 --> 01:11:39,414 Thanks, losers. 860 01:11:39,623 --> 01:11:40,749 Sorry, Homer. 861 01:11:42,292 --> 01:11:44,586 I'll let you hold the bomb. 862 01:11:45,921 --> 01:11:47,422 The man knows me. 863 01:11:51,885 --> 01:11:54,221 I wish Homer was my father. 864 01:11:54,429 --> 01:11:57,390 And I wish you didn't have the devil's curly hair. 865 01:12:05,482 --> 01:12:10,445 I've been taking your crap all my life! 866 01:12:13,114 --> 01:12:16,618 This feels good. No wonder you do it. 867 01:12:20,664 --> 01:12:23,875 Okay, you've only got one shot to throw that bomb through the hole. 868 01:12:24,084 --> 01:12:26,419 Dad, in case I miss ... 869 01:12:26,628 --> 01:12:29,297 I'm sorry I said I wished you weren't my father. 870 01:12:29,506 --> 01:12:32,676 I don't blame you, son. I wasn't much of a father. 871 01:12:32,884 --> 01:12:35,554 Maybe it starts with the way my dad raised me. 872 01:12:35,762 --> 01:12:40,141 Yes. It's clear to me. It's just been one long, unbroken cycle of ... 873 01:12:40,350 --> 01:12:43,019 Somebody throw the goddamn bomb! 874 01:13:05,250 --> 01:13:07,252 What? What's going on? 875 01:13:31,776 --> 01:13:33,069 We did it, boy! 876 01:13:33,445 --> 01:13:34,946 Dad? 877 01:14:25,163 --> 01:14:27,958 It's amazing no one was hurt. 878 01:14:28,750 --> 01:14:31,628 Bye, everybody. 879 01:14:33,964 --> 01:14:37,259 Now, that was a great father-son activity. 880 01:14:37,467 --> 01:14:39,761 Hello, Homer. 881 01:14:40,595 --> 01:14:44,307 So we meet at last, whoever you are. 882 01:14:44,516 --> 01:14:47,561 There's two things they don't teach you at Harvard Business School. 883 01:14:47,769 --> 01:14:50,480 How to cope with defeat, and how to handle a shotgun. 884 01:14:50,689 --> 01:14:53,191 I'm going to do both right now. 885 01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:55,569 Wait! If you kill my dad ... 886 01:14:55,777 --> 01:14:58,029 you'll never know where the treasure is buried. 887 01:14:58,238 --> 01:14:59,281 What treasure? 888 01:15:00,740 --> 01:15:02,325 The Treasure of Imawiener. 889 01:15:02,534 --> 01:15:03,618 I'm a wiener? 890 01:15:05,537 --> 01:15:06,538 Classic. 891 01:15:06,746 --> 01:15:08,915 Well, always leave them laughing. 892 01:15:09,124 --> 01:15:10,542 Goodbye, sir. 893 01:15:17,757 --> 01:15:22,512 Maggie! What a great little accident you turned out to be. 894 01:15:25,473 --> 01:15:28,268 Colin? Colin! 895 01:15:28,727 --> 01:15:31,521 Lisa? Colin's dead. 896 01:15:33,106 --> 01:15:35,233 But his last words were: 897 01:15:35,442 --> 01:15:41,072 "Milhouse, take care of Lisa. Hold her hand." 898 01:15:43,867 --> 01:15:46,328 I got her all warmed up for you. 899 01:15:46,536 --> 01:15:48,830 Colin. Hi. 900 01:15:49,039 --> 01:15:51,166 - Hey, you wanna go ...? - Clean up the lake? 901 01:15:51,374 --> 01:15:54,044 Well, I was gonna say get some ice cream, but okay. 902 01:15:55,003 --> 01:15:56,796 I like ice cream. 903 01:16:03,136 --> 01:16:05,180 Kind of sweaty. Sorry. 904 01:16:20,028 --> 01:16:22,614 Boy! You survived! How? 905 01:16:22,822 --> 01:16:24,658 I did things no dog should do. 906 01:16:24,866 --> 01:16:26,826 They will haunt me forever. 907 01:16:27,285 --> 01:16:28,453 I love you too. 908 01:16:44,386 --> 01:16:47,013 Best kiss of my life. 909 01:16:47,222 --> 01:16:49,975 Best kiss of your life so far. 910 01:17:08,535 --> 01:17:09,744 Steady. 911 01:17:10,620 --> 01:17:12,956 Steady. 912 01:17:14,249 --> 01:17:16,418 Steady. 913 01:17:16,626 --> 01:17:18,044 Dad? 914 01:17:18,962 --> 01:17:20,714 Thanks, boy. 915 01:17:20,922 --> 01:17:23,383 Steady. 916 01:18:10,222 --> 01:18:13,141 They've taken everything, sir. 917 01:18:15,685 --> 01:18:19,439 Smithers, I don't believe in suicide ... 918 01:18:19,648 --> 01:18:23,193 but if you'd like to try it, it might cheer me up to watch. 919 01:18:57,811 --> 01:18:59,062 This is Tom Hanks, saying: 920 01:18:59,271 --> 01:19:02,148 If you see me in person, please, leave me be. 921 01:19:15,203 --> 01:19:18,999 Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig 922 01:19:19,541 --> 01:19:23,336 Does whatever a Spider-Pig does 923 01:19:23,753 --> 01:19:27,841 Can he swing from a web? 924 01:19:28,049 --> 01:19:31,344 No, he can 't, he's a pig 925 01:19:31,553 --> 01:19:32,846 Look out! 926 01:19:33,388 --> 01:19:37,100 He is a Spider-Pig 927 01:19:39,895 --> 01:19:41,187 Look out! 928 01:19:41,396 --> 01:19:45,567 He is a Spider-Pig 929 01:20:14,346 --> 01:20:18,308 Come on, Dad, let's go. I've been holding it since they put the dome over the town. 930 01:20:18,516 --> 01:20:21,603 You can wait. A lot of people worked really hard on this film ... 931 01:20:21,811 --> 01:20:25,941 and all they ask is for you to memorize their names. 932 01:20:26,149 --> 01:20:28,568 Well, I wanna make sure no animals were harmed ... 933 01:20:28,777 --> 01:20:31,738 during the filming of this movie. 934 01:20:35,492 --> 01:20:36,493 Okay. 935 01:20:37,369 --> 01:20:39,663 Floor popcorn. 936 01:20:41,748 --> 01:20:44,584 Wait, wait, wait! It looks like Maggie has something to say. 937 01:20:44,793 --> 01:20:47,587 Oh, my God. Her first word. 938 01:20:48,338 --> 01:20:50,257 Sequel? 939 01:24:28,975 --> 01:24:32,354 Springfield doesn't have an anthem 940 01:24:32,562 --> 01:24:36,483 We thought we had one But we don 't 941 01:24:36,691 --> 01:24:40,528 We paid a short guy to write it 942 01:24:40,737 --> 01:24:44,532 But we never saw him again 943 01:24:44,741 --> 01:24:48,536 The tune we stole from the French 944 01:24:48,745 --> 01:24:52,123 There's a few things they do well 945 01:24:52,332 --> 01:24:56,378 Like making love, wine and cheese 946 01:24:56,586 --> 01:25:00,549 Like Roqueforts, Camemberts and Bries 947 01:25:00,757 --> 01:25:04,553 Springfield, we're going to die 948 01:25:04,761 --> 01:25:09,516 Springfield, I'm scared, goodbye 949 01:26:20,295 --> 01:26:24,382 Assistant manager isn't all it's cracked up to be. 950 01:26:30,305 --> 01:26:33,808 Four years of film school for this? 70948

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