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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:52,678 : See, see, see, see, see, see, saw. 2 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:56,223 Meenie, meenie, meenie, meenie, my, my, my. 3 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,981 ♪ Hey, hey I 4 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:06,233 - ♪ Do not ♪ 5 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:08,694 ♪ Oh, oh. ♪ 6 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:12,197 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 7 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:18,203 Un gatito albino. 8 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:25,836 Gatito hermosa. My little angel pussy. 9 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:28,547 Nobody? Anybody? 10 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:32,342 - Yeah. Come on. 11 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:34,678 ♪ Wrapped around each other ♪ 12 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,347 I'll give you something... 13 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:41,476 ♪ Trying so hard to stay warm ♪ 14 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:46,273 ♪ That first cold winter together ♪ 15 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:49,067 ♪ Lying in each other's arms... ♪ 16 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,652 Moondoggy! 17 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,072 The best part of the city 18 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,366 -of Key West, Florida. Moondog! 19 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:58,076 ♪ Falling in love ♪ 20 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,828 ♪ So desperately ♪ 21 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:04,625 ♪ Honey, I was your hero ♪ 22 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:10,380 ♪ You were my leading lady ♪ 23 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,634 ♪ We had it all ♪ 24 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,719 ♪ Ooh, ooh! ♪ 25 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:17,929 ♪ Just like Bogie and Bacall ♪ 26 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:23,101 It's Moondoggy! 27 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:28,106 The most prolific poet in Key West, Florida. 28 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,776 To help me out, I'm gonna throw a few fresh lines on you, 29 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:33,236 a little poem I'm working on right now. 30 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,323 Last night... 31 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:38,075 Come on, Moondog! 32 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:39,951 ...when I went to bed in a van, 33 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,871 I was... I was thinking about you. 34 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:44,790 I was thinking about you. 35 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,126 And I got up about 4:00 a.m., 36 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:51,546 and I had to take a piss, as guys do, 37 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,298 and I looked down at my dick... 38 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:58,261 ...and I had such affection in my heart when I did. 39 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:02,182 Knowing that it had been 40 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:04,434 inside you twice today... 41 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:13,568 ...made me feel beautiful. 42 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,529 Moondog! 43 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:16,905 That's what I got. 44 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:19,199 Have a great night. Chase the moon. 45 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:35,674 ♪ Mother, mother ocean ♪ 46 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,009 ♪ I have heard you call ♪ 47 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,845 Hey. 48 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:42,723 ♪ Wanted to sail upon your waters ♪ 49 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:47,185 ♪ Since I was three feet tall ♪ 50 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,813 - ♪ You've seen it all ♪ 51 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:53,024 - Oh! Fish on! - ♪ You've seen it all ♪ 52 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:57,404 Moondog is gonna go get dinner. 53 00:03:57,446 --> 00:03:59,030 ♪ Yes, I am a pirate... ♪ 54 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,576 - Moby Dick, ladies. - Whoo! Moondog! 55 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:03,910 Gonna need a bigger boat! 56 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:08,665 '(laughtefl 'Yes! 57 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,043 Don't you laugh. 58 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,628 They don't even make these anymore. 59 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:17,674 ♪ Arriving too late ♪ 60 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:24,598 ♪ I've done a bit of smuggling ♪ 61 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:27,601 ♪ And I've run my share of grass... ♪ 62 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:30,228 I'm looking for something a little more earthbound. 63 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:33,023 Big-breasted, no scars, 64 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:35,233 -just like you. - No scars. Natural breasts. 65 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,486 - Just like you. Just like you. - Natural breasts. 66 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:40,322 You won't have me unless I put a ring on it. 67 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,365 ♪ Never meant to last ♪ 68 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:49,247 ♪ And I've been drunk now for over two weeks ♪ 69 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:53,043 ♪ I passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks ♪ 70 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:55,420 ♪ But I got to stop wishing ♪ 71 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,255 - ♪ Got to go fishing ♪ 72 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,341 ♪ I'm down to rock bottom again ♪ 73 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,218 ♪ Just a few friends... ♪ 74 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:04,012 Before I accept whatever award it is they're giving me today, 75 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:06,890 I just want to start off with a little bit of poetic foreplay. 76 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:09,392 I wrote this in the wilds of Kentucky. 77 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:12,354 I didn't have peach fuzz over my pecker at the time. 78 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:15,524 I was surrounded by inbreds, rednecks, 79 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:18,193 juveniles, limp-dicks and all that times 14. 80 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:21,363 It's a little poem I wrote that I always like to read first 81 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,406 because it takes me back 82 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:26,910 -to such a pure place. 83 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:30,288 - Okay. Check this out. Moondog! 84 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:34,042 One day, I will swallow up the world. 85 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:40,674 And when I do, I hope you all perish violently. 86 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:47,889 Thank you. How about another one for Mr. Jimmy Buffet right here? 87 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,857 Hey, hey. 88 00:05:56,898 --> 00:06:00,360 ♪ I go for younger women ♪ 89 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:03,947 ♪ Lived with several a while ♪ 90 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:06,116 ♪ Though I ran them away ♪ 91 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:08,785 ♪ They'd come back one day... ♪ 92 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:12,873 ♪ Still could manage to smile... ♪ 93 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:15,000 Hey, hey, hey, what's shaking, little ginger goat? 94 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:18,378 I miss you. - Oh, I miss you, too, sweetie. 95 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,338 Well, it's boring here without you. 96 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,424 I know, right? I can only imagine. 97 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:24,593 Well, I need you back here in Miami. 98 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:26,386 I need my husband. 99 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:28,597 Eh, civilization. 100 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:31,349 Come on, and I need help with the wedding. 101 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,101 Wha... I mean, do you really? 102 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:35,437 Heather and I need you to come back home. 103 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:37,731 Ah, you know my home is down here in the Keys 104 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:38,940 with all the burnouts, sweetie. 105 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:40,400 I'm a bottom-feeder. 106 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:43,278 I got to go low to get high. You know that. 107 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:46,406 No, it's here, and we have so many friends and guests coming. 108 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:48,783 No, your friends. No, I don't have any friends. 109 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,452 Yes, you do. 110 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:52,287 Well, at least they pretend to be your friends. 111 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,664 You know what? 'Rie just popped over. 112 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:56,082 Moondog, what it do? 113 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:57,792 Oh, is that the Linger' one and only? 114 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,210 Man, you already knew it, man. 115 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,962 I just stopped by to drop off some roses 116 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:02,589 to your lovely wife, man. 117 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:03,840 Keep it pushing. You know what I'm talking about? 118 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,383 But I wish you could see Heather. 119 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,260 Oh, my goodness. She's just glowing 120 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:10,680 -and so happy about the wedding, baby. -"Glowing"? 121 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,432 Why is she glowing? 122 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:14,392 It's because she's so in love. 123 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,604 Oh, shit. You scared me for a minute. 124 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:19,397 Wait, what does she know about love, anyway? 125 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,608 She's 16 years old. She doesn't know what love is. 126 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,318 She's too young to get married. 127 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,861 She's 22, Moondog. 128 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:27,113 Ah, 22, whatever. 129 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:29,366 I mean, besides, she's marrying such a limp-dick. 130 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:31,159 Yeah, you're probably right. 131 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:34,412 - Bye, boo-boo. I love you. - Bye, Minnie-boo. Linger'. 132 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:38,083 Moondog, until we meet again. Bad moon rising. 133 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:52,389 Come here. Love you, love you. 134 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:55,141 Gatito. 135 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:02,148 ♪ You know I need your love ♪ 136 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:05,193 ♪ You've got that hold over me ♪ 137 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,863 ♪ Long as I've got your love ♪ 138 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:11,157 ♪ You know that I'll never leave ♪ 139 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:16,496 ♪ When I wanted you to share my life ♪ 140 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,748 ♪ I had no doubt in my mind ♪ 141 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,458 Where's my wine? 142 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,252 ♪ And it's been you, woman... ♪ 143 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,485 ' , 144 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:55,326 Hey, hey, hey- 145 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,203 Moondog, buenos (has. 146 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,473 Poor baby. 147 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,683 I know. 148 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:21,811 I think it's time to go home. 149 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,447 II' 150 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,138 Hey! - I missed you, my love. 151 00:09:57,180 --> 00:10:01,101 Oh, yeah. One more time, baby. 152 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,566 Did you miss me? 153 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,944 -: I got it. I got it. - Oh, honey. 154 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:12,570 I got it. I... 155 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:18,451 Oh. Oh, look at you. 156 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,328 No, you've been gone too long. 157 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,580 - Look at you. - You have to woo me. 158 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,958 Woo, woo, doo, doo, did you miss me? 159 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,610 Good. 160 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,613 I forgot how rich we were. 161 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,491 Yeah, you did forget, Moondog. 162 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,327 Mm. 163 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:03,580 I missed all ten of you. 164 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:13,882 - Mmm. - Mm. 165 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:16,134 - Oh, that's so good. Oh, God. 166 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,469 You're never gonna write that new book, honey. Oh! 167 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,597 : I'm having lunch with my agent today. 168 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,807 - Oh, God. -We'll be going over the new book. 169 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:25,018 - It's not written yet. - Of course not. 170 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:27,312 - -I think this is gonna be a good one, baby. 171 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,732 Well, make sure it doesn't take too long. 172 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,609 I want everything to go perfectly 173 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,611 for Heather's wedding today. 174 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,446 - I'm so fucking on time. - Uh-uh. 175 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,156 I'm the last guy you got to worry about. 176 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,699 - No. Sweetie, seriously. - Mm. Mm? 177 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,701 You cannot be late. Okay? 178 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:44,078 Because you just can't. 179 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,789 - Okay. - I'm not gonna be late, sweetie. 180 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,708 I forgot to tell you that, uh, I invited 181 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,084 -your mother to the wedding. - Mm-hmm. 182 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,295 Oh, and... 183 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,047 and Heather's not wearing the white dress. 184 00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:56,674 She's gone with the oyster one with the pearls. 185 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,135 - Oh, sh... Oh. 186 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,054 Oh, you can go, Akiko. 187 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,597 Thank you, ma'am. - Oh, that's right-right... 188 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,015 Right there, honey. 189 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,809 Oh, Moondog. 190 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,520 It's so nice of 'Rie to let us have the wedding at his place. 191 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,397 He's really pulled out all the stops. 192 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:12,732 The Lingerie Doggy Dogg. 193 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:15,068 He got ordained just for the event. 194 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,986 Dearly beloved... 195 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,738 No, I wouldn't say that shit like that. 196 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,949 Players and playettes. 197 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:26,704 Today, we have this man coming for this woman. 198 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,249 Bitch, now, you know you're too young to be married, right? 199 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,459 You got a lot of living to do, baby. 200 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:32,710 Ain't nobody even made 201 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,088 your little pink tweeter squirt yet, huh? 202 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,381 You need to settle down somewhere 203 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,132 and run for the motherfucking hills. 204 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,718 Shit, I got sidetracked for a minute. 205 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,471 Fuck! 206 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,390 You know, it breaks my heart, Moondog. 207 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:48,726 It breaks my heart 'cause you a motherfucking has-been, boy. 208 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,312 Whatever the fuck that is. Is that a bad thing? 209 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:53,356 Goddamn, it's a bad thing, Moondog. 210 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,400 As you're forever aging, I feel obliged 211 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,443 to be truthful with you at all times. 212 00:12:57,485 --> 00:13:00,196 - Hey, you're a shitty agent. - It's sad, Moondog. 213 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:02,782 You used to be a motherfucking ATM for me, boy. 214 00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:06,744 You have pissed away your talent on women and booze 215 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,746 and total excess. 216 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,957 Now you're talking. Yeah, all those things, 217 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,418 that's what feeds the juices up here in my noggin, man. 218 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,836 Through my loins, up the autobahn. 219 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,546 My spirit and mind, man. 220 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:19,132 L-I'm... I'm moist right now. I'm lubricated. 221 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,759 Yeah, but you the fastest horse in my stable, boy. 222 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,803 You think I want to take a motherfucking shotgun, 223 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,722 put it in your mouth, blow your brains 224 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,390 all over my nice motherfucking clothes? 225 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,809 That's the fucking Lewis I'm talking about. 226 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,602 You think I want to do that? 227 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,980 You was a revolutionary writer. 228 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,274 You were a radical. 229 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,609 Your words meant something to people. 230 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,820 Either way, it's a good thing I'm rich, Lewis. 231 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:42,655 Especially since I'm well hung. 232 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,407 You ain't rich, Moondog. 233 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,200 Your wife's rich. 234 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,493 That's true. 235 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,579 And it's been a while since I had you in there, 236 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,913 but you ain't well hung, boy! 237 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,124 - Get in there. Get in there. - You ain't well hung! 238 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,335 - Get in there. Come on. - I mean, goddamn. God... 239 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,462 San Francisco standoff, baby? 240 00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,798 ': Oh! 241 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,800 I read in The Pelican today Heather's getting married. 242 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,218 It's a big day. 243 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,596 Yeah. This afternoon, handing her off. 244 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:07,972 Well, congratulations. 245 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,682 And you know what? I worked through it. 246 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,601 And I'm not even upset even a little bit 247 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,811 that I was not included in the ceremonies. 248 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,605 Oh, you thought you'd be included? 249 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,732 No, well, I-l... like I said, 250 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:21,319 I-I'm busy anyway, so like I said, I'm-I'm not offended. 251 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,113 And-and I just want to be clear, this doesn't have to do, uh... 252 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:27,325 ...with the incident a few years back. 253 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,744 Oh, when you walked in on her, saw that... 254 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,746 - I didn't know she was changing. - She said you stayed 255 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,247 a little longer than a few seconds. 256 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,332 - Well... 257 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,501 I used to mix signals back then. 258 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,836 - Hey, man. -It was a... it-it was a confusing time. 259 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,797 I would misread things often, and... 260 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:43,466 Whatever raises your skirt, man. It never bothered me. 261 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:46,094 Well, I'm busy regardless, so I-l could not attend 262 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,763 even if you... if people had a change of heart. 263 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:52,475 L-I'm-I'm-I'm... have other obligations. 264 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,310 - Sweet-ass, man. - Yeah. 265 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,145 Hey, here's your ball, man. Let's knock this fucker 266 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,022 -back on the fairway and get a good lie. -Yeah. 267 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,650 II' 268 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:03,528 Name is? - Shardanne. 269 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,613 Now, how does that say "Shardanne" 270 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,490 all the way up the middle of your thigh? 271 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,200 You know what my horoscope said? 272 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,202 "Don't play with matches." 273 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:15,373 You don't have to, 'cause the fire's already lit, sweetie. 274 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,333 Little veils behind... 275 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:20,086 And you got a lot of great things going on all over 276 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,505 -your B-O-D-Y right now. - Mm. 277 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,715 I got leopard. - Leopard? 278 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,844 Yeah. - I've got volcano orange. 279 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,517 II' 280 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,731 ♪ The mountain is high ♪ 281 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,859 ♪ The valley is low, and you're confused ♪ 282 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,986 I love you. You're so crazy. 283 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,737 ♪ On which way to go ♪ 284 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,448 - ♪ So I've come here ♪ 285 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,450 ♪ To give you a hand ♪ 286 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:51,951 ♪ And lead you into... ♪ 287 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:55,288 Oh, what are you making back there, a salad? 288 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,206 ♪ Come on and take a free ride ♪ 289 00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,584 - ♪ Free ride ♪ 290 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,003 ♪ Come on and sit here by my side... ♪ 291 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,796 What are you making, a burger back there? 292 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,423 Ooh! 293 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,924 ♪ Free ride... ♪ 294 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,098 ♪ Who do you suppose ♪ 295 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:17,935 ♪ I really love... ♪ 296 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,941 Hello? 297 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,943 - Moondog. Where are you? - Hey. 298 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,696 Yeah. Yeah. 299 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,198 Oh, hey, hey, baby. Uh, right around the corner. 300 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,074 Finished up a little yoga class. 301 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,951 A little downward doggystyle. 302 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,369 You are gonna miss our daughter's wedding. 303 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,206 No, I wouldn't miss it for the world. 304 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,458 Uh, look, I'm right around the corner, honey. 305 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,293 Pulling in the driveway any second. 306 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,629 The limp-dick groom is melting down. 307 00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,051 Okay, well, hurry up, please. 308 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,011 - I love you, baby. - You're stressing me. 309 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:54,096 - I'm on my way! -Okay, because the wedding is starting. 310 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:57,808 Lingerie? Let's hit it, baby. 311 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,436 Love between a boy and a girl can be so wonderful. 312 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,438 Especially when it's a girl that I've known 313 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,023 ever since she was born. 314 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,150 Aw. - Heather, you know I love you 315 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,985 and I love your family, and I'm so happy 316 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,529 to see you get married today. 317 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,531 To him. 318 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,449 And you got to be ready to take on everything 319 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:14,700 that she stands for, and that includes her... 320 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:15,826 What are you doing? 321 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,537 - You're going too fast. What the...? 322 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,664 - Bye, Mom. 323 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,499 Whoa! No! 324 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,334 - Oh! Damn, Dog! 325 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,586 I'm just kidding, sweetie. That's not my mom. 326 00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:27,213 You know that. Mm. How are you? 327 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,215 - Good. I... - Hey, can I borrow that, Linge'? 328 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,633 - Sir, yes, sir. - All right, see, 329 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,635 everyone knows this is my daughter. 330 00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,095 Me and my Minnie-boo's daughter. 331 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,930 Aw. 332 00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,057 And we're gonna be handing away the bride to be, right now, 333 00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:41,018 -a little family tradition we got before we... -Hi. 334 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,895 ...hand over any daughters in our family. 335 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:44,355 We just got to... 336 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,482 - Wait. -...lightly check the package. 337 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,193 - What are you doing? - The other side. That's not bad. 338 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,028 Like five inches flaccid. 339 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,030 Ah, Mr. 'Rie, your mic, sir. 340 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,032 Thank you. Pardon the interruption. 341 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,034 I would like to thank Mr. Moondog for that presentation. 342 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:02,081 Today, dearly beloved, we come together 343 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:05,668 to give Heather to Mr. Limpy. 344 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:08,212 You in a world of motherfucking problems with this family. 345 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,839 They fucked-up. 346 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,051 Is that the motherfucking Moondog? 347 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,346 The one and only Palmia, Lingerie. 348 00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,307 Moondog, be careful. 349 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,934 This here, I can't even explain it, man. 350 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,978 This is sort of kind of like a hallucinogenic. 351 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,480 - Yeah, you see... -You gonna see all kind of shit, man. 352 00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,899 My number one jam, you know, the single that was number one 353 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,318 -for 16 weeks? - Uh-huh. 354 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,653 This is that thing. 355 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:35,281 Wait, wait, wait. Be careful, Dog. 356 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:38,200 You about to go to a place you never been before. 357 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,328 That shit don't come with seat belts. 358 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:41,871 He almost ruined the whole day. 359 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,289 Don't say that. 360 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,416 No, it was fun. 361 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,501 - He's fucked-up, Mom. - Ah... 362 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,504 - It's just Moondog. - Don't make excuses for him. 363 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:53,132 You just kind of have to accept that he's... 364 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,843 he's from another dimension. He really is. 365 00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:58,512 And you have to love him for it. I do. 366 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,598 You and Limp-Dick are gonna have to accept that. 367 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,977 No, but I do think Moondog's mother coddled him way too much. 368 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,520 I've told her this before. I mean, 369 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,939 he wore a diaper until he was eight. 370 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,275 Honestly, I think she put brandy in his little bottle. 371 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:18,282 Man, my nu... ah... my nuts are throbbing right now. 372 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:21,494 First time I hit this shit, nigga went in a coma. 373 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:24,538 I forgot how to motherfucking breathe. 374 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,917 - What you see? -15 lights and 39 ladies. 375 00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:35,007 What about those cartoons right there? Can you see 'em? 376 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,843 Are we looking at the same screen? 377 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,348 Are you sleeping with Lingerie? 378 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,183 Yes, yes. 379 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,102 And he's a wonderful lover. 380 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,812 Does Dad know? 381 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,855 Your father wouldn't mind, darling. 382 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,483 Your father goes away. You know, 'Rie is... 383 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,568 Whoa. 384 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,826 Um, I think it was just 'Rie's been there. 385 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,786 I mean, at your third birthday, 386 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:06,330 it was 'Rie who brought the pony in. 387 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,332 I remember. 388 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,917 - And he blew out my candles. - Exactly. 389 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,961 Well, he was stoned. 390 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,587 What's happening down here, cap? 391 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,297 Just fuck with me one time, Dog. 392 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:18,634 You gonna love this. Slide in where you ride in, Dog. 393 00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:21,721 What the fuck? 394 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:24,849 : Moondog, welcome to the NASA Command Center 395 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,726 of Mary Jane. 396 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:29,562 - This shit only grows 397 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,897 in an isolated pond in Jamaica. 398 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:36,318 It sprouts out of a pink fluorescent moss patch. 399 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,112 Pink fluorescent? 400 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,322 Mm, mm, mm. 401 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,949 This weed here, it's so good, 402 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:44,994 it could make a motherfucker yearn for the afterlife. 403 00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:47,705 It could send you to the outer limits of humanity. 404 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:51,917 That's the keys and the trees to my success. 405 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,503 'Cause once a year, I fly to Jamaica, 406 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:59,592 do a concert at a big old park, bribe the government. 407 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:03,512 They turn their cheek this way, and we fly off that way. 408 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:05,765 - Get out. - Mm-hmm. 409 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:12,313 You don't remember this, but the day you were born 410 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,356 and you came out of your mother's womb, 411 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:17,860 I was there between your legs, and your head came out 412 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,862 nice and smooth, with guts all over it. 413 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,947 And it was a bloody mess, but it was poetry. 414 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,866 Aw. - - I saw your face, 415 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:27,203 but I didn't quite see your eyes until I stuck my pinky finger 416 00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:30,206 in this, like, placenta veil and peeled it back over your face 417 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,208 and there you were. 418 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,919 And that's when I put my hands on both sides of your head 419 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,337 and escorted you into this world. 420 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:37,963 Aw. 421 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:40,257 I want to say... 422 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,218 What's your name again? For real. 423 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,428 - Frank. - Frank. 424 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:47,932 - Franky B. - Now... 425 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,017 I give you my daughter to put your hands 426 00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:51,936 and take her into the rest of the world. 427 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,354 - Aw. - Thank you. 428 00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:55,564 - Beautiful. 429 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,733 Love you. 430 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,623 Oh, shit. 431 00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:22,299 In the dusk, you see... you see that woman? 432 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:23,884 She's singing to us. 433 00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:28,305 Calling us back over the... vistas of our past 434 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:31,892 right back to the child who huddles under the piano. 435 00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:36,981 He's sitting there with the boom of the tingling strings. 436 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:39,650 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's got his hand... 437 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,318 he's got his hand on it. 438 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:45,155 On the foot of his mother. 439 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:50,286 And she smiles as she sings. 440 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:55,749 And in spite of myself, the insidious mastery of song 441 00:22:55,791 --> 00:23:00,045 has betrayed me back once again, 442 00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:02,840 -till the heart of me... 443 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,175 ...where I weep to belong. 444 00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:09,263 Oh. 445 00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:13,350 That is the most brilliant shit I've ever heard. 446 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,270 You wrote that? 447 00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:24,653 - Yeah, I did. - That is some wild shit, Dog. 448 00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:28,073 Glad you like it, man. I wrote that in my younger years. 449 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,992 Whew. 450 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:37,041 Actually, a guy named D.H. Lawrence wrote it, 451 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:39,793 all right, but I stole it and plagiarized it 452 00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:43,088 in my seventh grade poetry contest, and guess what. 453 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:48,677 I won that motherfucker. 454 00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:51,305 - Moondog, you my motherfucker. - Hey, hey. 455 00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:54,391 Family and friends, 456 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:58,228 thank you for coming and sharing this perfect day with us. 457 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,522 This day has been off the hook, am I right? 458 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:05,486 And, Heather, you're my angel. 459 00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:07,780 - Thanks. 460 00:24:35,766 --> 00:24:37,851 Where have you been? 461 00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:40,145 Waiting for you. 462 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:42,147 Have you seen Moondog, darling? 463 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:44,358 No, I haven't, but what I do know is 464 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,652 when I don't see him, and I see you, 465 00:24:46,694 --> 00:24:48,988 that means there's more time for us. 466 00:24:56,662 --> 00:25:00,457 ♪ Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick ♪ 467 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:03,877 ♪ The one that makes me scream, she said ♪ 468 00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:07,131 ♪ The one that makes me laugh, she said ♪ 469 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,967 ♪ Threw her arms around my neck ♪ 470 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:12,636 ♪ Show me how you do it ♪ 471 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,722 ♪ And I'll promise you ♪ 472 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:18,600 ♪ I'll promise that I'll run away with you ♪ 473 00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:20,728 ♪ I'll run away with you... ♪ 474 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,400 Wow. 475 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:42,708 ♪ Searching for my lost shaker of salt ♪ 476 00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:44,752 You need some help, man? 477 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:46,712 ♪ Some people claim ♪ 478 00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:48,422 Sir, are you okay? 479 00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:51,258 ♪ That there's a woman to blame ♪ 480 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:52,926 ♪ But I know ♪ 481 00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:57,139 ♪ It's nobody's fault ♪ 482 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:03,020 ♪ Don't know the reason ♪ 483 00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:07,191 ♪ Stayed here all season ♪ 484 00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:12,571 ♪ Nothing to show but this brand-new tattoo ♪ 485 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:18,619 ♪ But it's a real beauty ♪ 486 00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:22,247 ♪ A Mexican cutie ♪ 487 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:27,920 ♪ How it got here I haven't a clue ♪ 488 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:35,969 ♪ Wastin' away again in Margaritaville ♪ 489 00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:43,393 ♪ Searching for my lost shaker of salt ♪ 490 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:49,399 ♪ Some people claim that there's ♪ 491 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:53,112 ♪ A woman to blame ♪ 492 00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:56,240 ♪ Now I think ♪ 493 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:58,951 ♪ Hell, it could be my fault... ♪ 494 00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:02,079 ♪ The only two things in life ♪ 495 00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:03,747 ♪ That make it worth living ♪ 496 00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:09,461 ♪ ls guitars that tune good and firm-feeling women ♪ 497 00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:12,840 ♪ I don't need my name in the marquee lights ♪ 498 00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:15,467 ♪ I got my song ♪ 499 00:27:15,509 --> 00:27:18,470 ♪ And I got you with me tonight ♪ 500 00:27:18,512 --> 00:27:21,849 ♪ Maybe it's time we got back ♪ 501 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:25,769 ♪ To the basics of love ♪ 502 00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:28,814 ♪ Let's go to Luckenbach, Texas ♪ 503 00:27:28,856 --> 00:27:32,317 ♪ With Waylon and Willie and the boys ♪ 504 00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:37,698 ♪ This successful life we're living ♪ 505 00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:41,618 ♪ Got us feuding like the Hatfields and McCoys... ♪ 506 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:47,207 You know, I-l knew... 507 00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:51,712 I knew Minnie was fucking Lingerie. 508 00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:54,214 You know how sometimes you just... you just know? 509 00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:55,591 You know, one always knows, right? 510 00:27:55,632 --> 00:27:56,842 They don't even have an explanation. 511 00:27:56,884 --> 00:27:58,760 They just know. 512 00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:02,014 Like you two-- you probably just know, right? 513 00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:05,017 Huh? Mwah. 514 00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:07,436 Tricks of the trade you got going on? 515 00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:11,773 Moondog. 516 00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:14,193 Hey. hey. hey. hey. hey- 517 00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:16,862 Minnie-Minnie-boo-boo. 518 00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:18,697 Minnie-Minnie-boo. 519 00:28:18,739 --> 00:28:20,824 I knew I'd find you here, darling. 520 00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:28,123 - You're fucking stunning. 521 00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:30,209 God was having a good fucking day 522 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:34,004 when he made the Minnie-boo, huh, didn't he? 523 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:37,257 I think it's their anniversary, and if it's not, it ought to be. 524 00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:39,092 Oh, happy anniversary. 525 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,763 Sweetie, don't be insincere with strangers. 526 00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:44,264 It doesn't look good on you. 527 00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:46,683 - Let's go driving! - You want to go driving? 528 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,852 - Let's go. - Let me grab my beer. 529 00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:53,106 - Happy anniversary, yo. 530 00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:55,859 ♪ I remember when I was a little girl ♪ 531 00:28:55,901 --> 00:28:58,195 ♪ Our house caught on fire ♪ 532 00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:00,697 ♪ I'll never forget the look on my father's face ♪ 533 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:03,784 ♪ As he gathered me up in his arms and raced ♪ 534 00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:07,329 ♪ Through the burning building out on the pavement ♪ 535 00:29:07,371 --> 00:29:10,082 ♪ And I stood there shivering in my pajamas ♪ 536 00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:13,627 ♪ And watched the whole world go up in flames ♪ 537 00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:18,215 ♪ And when it was all over I said to myself ♪ 538 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:20,968 ♪ Is that all there is to a fire? ♪ 539 00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:26,056 ♪ Is that all there is? ♪ 540 00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:32,521 ♪ Is that all there is? ♪ 541 00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:37,109 ♪ if that's all there is, my friends ♪ 542 00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:41,405 ♪ Then let's keep dancing ♪ 543 00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:45,033 ♪ Let's break out the booze ♪ 544 00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:48,704 ♪ And have a ball ♪ 545 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:53,542 ♪ if that's all ♪ 546 00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:59,423 ♪ There is ♪ 547 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:04,386 ♪ And then I fell in love ♪ 548 00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:08,390 ♪ With the most wonderful boy in the world ♪ 549 00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:11,101 ♪ We'd take long walks down by the river ♪ 550 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:15,355 ♪ Or just sit for hours gazing into each other's eyes ♪ 551 00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:17,357 ♪ We were so very much in love ♪ 552 00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:22,779 ♪ And then one day he went away ♪ 553 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,823 ♪ And I thought I'd die ♪ 554 00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:27,784 ♪ But I didn't ♪ 555 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:31,121 ♪ And when I didn't, I said to myself ♪ 556 00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:33,707 ♪ Is that all there is to love? ♪ 557 00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:36,585 ♪ Is that all there is? ♪ 558 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,547 ♪ Is that all there is? ♪ 559 00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:46,345 ♪ if that's all there is, my friends ♪ 560 00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:48,722 ♪ Then let's keep ♪ 561 00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:52,017 ♪ I know what you must be saying to yourselves ♪ 562 00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:54,144 ♪ if that's the way she feels about it ♪ 563 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:57,230 ♪ Why doesn't she just end it all? ♪ 564 00:30:57,272 --> 00:31:00,025 ♪ Oh, no, not me ♪ 565 00:31:00,067 --> 00:31:03,362 ♪ I'm not ready for that final disappointment ♪ 566 00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:05,280 ♪ 'Cause I know ♪ 567 00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:08,658 ♪ Just as well as I'm standing here talking to you ♪ 568 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,619 ♪ That when that final moment comes ♪ 569 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:13,288 ♪ And I'm breathing my last breath ♪ 570 00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:16,083 ♪ I'll be saying to myself ♪ 571 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:19,252 ♪ Is that all there is? ♪ 572 00:31:20,462 --> 00:31:22,714 ♪ Is that all there is? ♪ 573 00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:26,843 ♪ if that's all there is ♪ 574 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,179 ♪ My friends ♪ 575 00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:33,433 ♪ Then let's keep dancing ♪ 576 00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:36,228 ♪ Let's break out the booze ♪ 577 00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:40,023 ♪ And have a ball ♪ 578 00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:45,612 - ♪ if that's all ♪ 579 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:49,658 ♪ There A“ 580 00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:51,576 Ils. ♪ 581 00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:08,510 Where's Minnie? 582 00:32:13,557 --> 00:32:15,475 Watch it. 583 00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:17,727 - Got it? - Yep. 584 00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:21,148 Airbag deployed. Possible chest trauma. 585 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:25,569 Jesse, pull her in place, please. 586 00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:26,862 Trauma Two's been prepped. 587 00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:29,573 Hold door. 588 00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:30,824 Trauma Two. 589 00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:32,409 Watch yourselves. Coming through. 590 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,327 Pull her in place, please. 591 00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:38,039 II' 592 00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:05,692 - Hey. Hey. Hey. 593 00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:09,863 Stay there. 594 00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:14,034 - Aw. 595 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:21,041 Mmm, boop, boop, boop, mmm. 596 00:33:23,585 --> 00:33:25,504 What do you want to do? 597 00:33:27,172 --> 00:33:29,633 - I... - What do you want to do? 598 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:35,222 - You're such a fuckup. 599 00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:51,112 Mm... 600 00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:53,657 : Aw, Minnie-boo. 601 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:08,296 And through Almighty God, we commend the soul 602 00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:10,006 of our departed sister, 603 00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:12,842 and we commit her body to the ground. 604 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:16,012 Earth to earth. Ashes to ashes. 605 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,098 Dust to dust. 606 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:22,227 Minnie was a fine woman, and we, her family and friends, 607 00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:24,479 are blessed to have known her. 608 00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:26,439 In the fullness of time, 609 00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:28,733 and with the help of the good Lord, 610 00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:31,194 we shall all be with her again. 611 00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:32,946 Until that time, 612 00:34:32,988 --> 00:34:36,408 may the blessings of God Almighty, the Father... 613 00:34:42,956 --> 00:34:44,833 II' 614 00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:58,680 How you doing, honey? 615 00:34:58,722 --> 00:35:00,682 - I'm okay. - Mm. 616 00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:04,060 I'm okay. How are you? 617 00:35:15,572 --> 00:35:18,158 "When I was born, I was happy. 618 00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:20,577 I was born on the ocean in a gigantic boat." 619 00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:21,870 Big fuckin' boat. 620 00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:23,622 "My parents were fishermen. 621 00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:26,207 "Both were great long-distance runners. 622 00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:28,668 "I was read to as a child, 623 00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:32,005 "mostly books about survival and contortion. 624 00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:34,007 "I drank off the teats of caribou. 625 00:35:34,049 --> 00:35:37,177 "Scrumptious. Tasted like jasmine and cupcakes. 626 00:35:37,218 --> 00:35:39,763 -'Cause I remember..." - Fuckin' good, Moondog. 627 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:41,181 "I lived through several wars. 628 00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:42,349 "They were never fun. 629 00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:43,767 "Why? 'Cause I was shot at. 630 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:45,477 "But I fuckin' returned fire. 631 00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:47,020 "I wrote letters to loved ones. 632 00:35:47,062 --> 00:35:48,313 -"I memorized winter haiku. 633 00:35:48,355 --> 00:35:49,773 "I played games with myself. 634 00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:51,816 "Counted the lily pads. Stared in the mirror. 635 00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:56,071 I did what I had to do... to keep going." 636 00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:58,323 - Damn, I was good, man. -"I made sandwiches. 637 00:35:58,365 --> 00:35:59,824 "I played the dance. It was hot. 638 00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:02,118 "It was dry. It was raining, it was not. 639 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,037 I was fluent in all things dealing with nature." 640 00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:06,956 That's great poetry. 641 00:36:21,638 --> 00:36:24,224 Dot, dot, dot, dot. 642 00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:28,311 Come on, what's "nothing" mean, huh? 643 00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:29,604 Nothing. That's what it means. 644 00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:32,065 Not a single cent until... 645 00:36:32,107 --> 00:36:34,150 Till what? 646 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,986 You got to publish your novel, or you get nothing. 647 00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:42,283 Uh... 648 00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:45,453 Minnie always had a feeling she was gonna die before you. 649 00:36:45,495 --> 00:36:47,580 She used to call me up in a panic. 650 00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:49,749 Someone did her tarot cards. 651 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:52,335 Predicted it all. Freaked her out. 652 00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:53,795 But she was right, I guess. 653 00:36:53,837 --> 00:36:56,631 Her will is very precise. 654 00:36:56,673 --> 00:36:59,092 Minnie had a will. 655 00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:01,136 Motherfucker, that's weird. 656 00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:02,971 Yes, she did. 657 00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:05,140 She was concerned that if anything ever happened to her, 658 00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:07,142 you'd piss away her family's fortune. 659 00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:09,352 And she wanted you to finally publish your novel. 660 00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:12,021 - Poems. - Whatever. 661 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:15,442 I write poetry, you little bitch. 662 00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:18,069 Until then, half of everything goes to Heather. 663 00:37:18,111 --> 00:37:21,114 And the other half of yours sits frozen in escrow 664 00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:22,866 for a bit of time 665 00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:25,243 until you fulfill the requirements stated here. 666 00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:27,662 Ah, it's about time you guys got here. 667 00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:29,914 I'm gonna need some help carrying my luggage. 668 00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:32,000 If you're coming in, kick off your shoes. 669 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,711 Effective immediately, you can go back to your home 670 00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:36,629 and get your typewriter and some crappy underwear, 671 00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,423 but that's it. 672 00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:40,467 You're now persona non grata. 673 00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:42,677 Minnie owned everything. Everything was in her name. 674 00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,722 You're now, basically, a bum. 675 00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:48,266 She owned the cars, the clothes, 676 00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:50,560 the houses, country club memberships, 677 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:51,936 cats and dogs. 678 00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:53,396 She did not own all the cats. 679 00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:55,732 Minnie loved you very much. 680 00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:57,942 She just hated seeing you throw it all away. 681 00:37:57,984 --> 00:38:02,113 : Thank you, Minnie-boo! 682 00:38:03,907 --> 00:38:05,241 Fuck you as well. 683 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:06,701 I mean, to be fair, there's a lot 684 00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:08,787 of bad guys out there, right? 685 00:38:08,828 --> 00:38:11,331 You guys are with me in my wife's closet. 686 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,710 This is what you went to the academy, 687 00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:18,379 though, for, right, shit like this? 688 00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:21,549 Look after guys like me at times like this. 689 00:38:21,591 --> 00:38:23,218 You never know when you're gonna catch 690 00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:25,345 a fully dressed man unarmed. 691 00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:27,430 I'm gonna wear my Minnie-boo's Uggs. 692 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:31,392 Wear them in her memory. 693 00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:34,521 She had abnormally large feet. 694 00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:37,857 Great fuckin' style. 695 00:38:37,899 --> 00:38:39,859 See those books? 696 00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:42,779 I wrote those. 697 00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:45,824 You're probably not big readers, are you? 698 00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:47,909 That's cool. There's no pressure. 699 00:38:49,619 --> 00:38:52,997 Alvarez, I wrote that one for you. 700 00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:54,457 José! 701 00:38:54,499 --> 00:38:56,459 Listen, I'm gonna take a little leave of absence. 702 00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:59,254 But I left you a little bushel of the sticky-icky 703 00:38:59,295 --> 00:39:00,421 that you like, huh. 704 00:39:00,463 --> 00:39:01,756 I can't tell you where it is, 705 00:39:01,798 --> 00:39:03,550 'cause these guys might go and try and smoke it, 706 00:39:03,591 --> 00:39:05,134 but it's the same place as last time. 707 00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:06,261 Keep the pool hot. 708 00:39:06,302 --> 00:39:07,762 I put it at 120 for you. 709 00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:08,972 That's what I'm talking about. 710 00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:10,932 Keep it there, baby, and add the chlorine, 711 00:39:10,974 --> 00:39:12,684 'cause I may have a gangbang when I get back. 712 00:39:12,725 --> 00:39:13,768 I will invite your mother. 713 00:39:13,810 --> 00:39:15,353 - Thank you, Mr. Moondog. - Wish me luck. 714 00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:16,855 I'm off to write the next great American novel. 715 00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:17,897 Will do. Thank you, sir. 716 00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:19,607 Mom did this for a reason. 717 00:39:19,649 --> 00:39:22,277 L-I'm not gonna let you stay here. 718 00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:25,071 - Okay. - Dad, sorry. 719 00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:26,698 How about just loaning me a little bit? 720 00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:28,032 Just a little bit of spending cash 721 00:39:28,074 --> 00:39:29,951 so I can get by for a week or two. 722 00:39:29,993 --> 00:39:32,537 Dad, I just... I'll be here for you, 723 00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:34,873 but just don't come back till you're ready. 724 00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:36,708 Honey, I'm not asking for the world here. 725 00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:39,544 I'm just asking for a wee bit of compassion 726 00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:41,004 for your father. 727 00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:43,172 I know, but when's it gonna end? 728 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:44,632 You're gonna keep coming back and asking me 729 00:39:44,674 --> 00:39:46,134 for more and more and more. 730 00:39:46,175 --> 00:39:48,219 Dad, I love you, but I can't do that. 731 00:39:48,261 --> 00:39:50,930 - Okay. - I just can't. I... 732 00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:52,849 Just come back when you're ready, but I... 733 00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:54,475 Okay, I understand. 734 00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:56,102 - I'm sorry. - I understand. 735 00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:58,354 Don't apologize, sweetie. 736 00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,023 You'll see. 737 00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:02,734 You'll see, my little angel. 738 00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:04,861 I'll be back, better than ever. 739 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:07,363 Back so good you're gonna see that I was never gone 740 00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:08,948 in the first place. 741 00:40:08,990 --> 00:40:10,450 I love you, Dad. I'm sorry. 742 00:40:10,491 --> 00:40:12,493 I love you. 743 00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:14,746 I still don't understand how you married 744 00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:17,165 this milk-drinking closet case. 745 00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:18,583 - I mean, look at him. - Closet case? 746 00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:20,168 He's got no magic, he's got no style. 747 00:40:20,209 --> 00:40:22,378 He's dressed up like a JV cheerleader. 748 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:23,963 I had high hopes for you, Heather. 749 00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:25,340 High fuckin' hopes. 750 00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:26,674 Fuck off! Get out of here, 751 00:40:26,716 --> 00:40:28,927 you fuckin'... turd! 752 00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:30,678 It's okay. 753 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:34,057 Sorry, he just makes me crazy. 754 00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:38,561 He may be a jerk, but he's a great man. 755 00:40:38,603 --> 00:40:40,855 He's brilliant. 756 00:40:40,897 --> 00:40:43,483 I mean, you'll never be great or brilliant. 757 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:47,278 You're dependable. 758 00:40:49,739 --> 00:40:51,449 Oh, thanks. 759 00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:11,344 ♪ Two times twice. ♪ 760 00:41:11,386 --> 00:41:13,137 Like that, I like that, I like that. 761 00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:15,348 Look, Lewis, I'm a bit destitute, man. 762 00:41:15,390 --> 00:41:17,850 Float me enough cash to get back down to the Keys 763 00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:20,228 so I can buy the fun goodies that make me 764 00:41:20,269 --> 00:41:21,521 smile and laugh all day. 765 00:41:21,562 --> 00:41:22,897 Is that so much to ask? 766 00:41:22,939 --> 00:41:24,440 I can't do it for you, Big Papa. 767 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:26,567 I can't, because you know what? 768 00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:28,403 I've been waiting for ages, and I ain't 769 00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:29,779 -getting no pages, sweet tooth. - Mm-hmm. 770 00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:31,322 I can't do it. 771 00:41:31,364 --> 00:41:33,324 That's a good... that's a good point. 772 00:41:33,366 --> 00:41:34,534 Yeah, it is a good point. 773 00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:36,202 That's why I made it, you dumb fuck. 774 00:41:36,244 --> 00:41:39,288 I'm not asking you to part the fuckin' Red Sea for me. 775 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:41,249 I'm asking you for enough loot to set me up 776 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:43,710 for a few weeks here so I can have my daily goodies. 777 00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:45,837 Little booze, little weed, a little poontang. 778 00:41:45,878 --> 00:41:46,838 That's not asking too much. 779 00:41:46,879 --> 00:41:48,589 And since you're saying you won't, 780 00:41:48,631 --> 00:41:51,134 then do your fuckin' job and just get me a gig, you know? 781 00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:52,719 Fuck, I'll speak anywhere. 782 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,930 Get me set up at a church, a public library, 783 00:41:55,972 --> 00:41:57,432 a retirement home, Mapco! 784 00:41:57,473 --> 00:41:58,975 And they can pump their gas, and they hear me 785 00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:00,226 through the little speaker up there. 786 00:42:00,268 --> 00:42:01,519 The little aluminum thing. I don't give a fuck. 787 00:42:01,561 --> 00:42:02,770 Oh, my God. 788 00:42:02,812 --> 00:42:04,605 Call my motherfuckin' chiropractor. 789 00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:07,483 My back is gonna be fucked up tomorrow. 790 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,527 - I can... 791 00:42:09,569 --> 00:42:11,237 I'm not even sure what he's, like... 792 00:42:11,279 --> 00:42:13,448 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 793 00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:16,993 Is friendship about "I need something from you"? 794 00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:19,370 Do you understand what I'm talking about, Bertie? 795 00:42:19,412 --> 00:42:21,122 - Civility. 796 00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:22,415 : Yes. 797 00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:24,625 It makes complete sense, man. 798 00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:27,962 I have real clients up for literary awards. 799 00:42:28,004 --> 00:42:31,507 I'm sending faxes at my office. 800 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,468 Hello? 801 00:42:35,178 --> 00:42:38,139 Motherfucker hung up on me. Oh, my God. 802 00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:45,855 What's going on, GUYS? 803 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:48,524 Hey, is, uh, Linger' in? 804 00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,151 Nah. 805 00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:52,445 - Lingerie's not in? - No. 806 00:42:52,487 --> 00:42:54,530 - Where is he? - Jamaica. 807 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:57,992 Ah, the Magical Stoner. 808 00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:01,412 I get your drift, man. 809 00:43:01,454 --> 00:43:04,332 Your silence is code with me. 810 00:43:04,373 --> 00:43:07,460 So, what's with the guns? 811 00:43:07,502 --> 00:43:10,338 Huh? 812 00:43:10,379 --> 00:43:13,299 You guys ever watch Magnum, P.l.? 813 00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:15,760 It's based on my life. 814 00:43:15,802 --> 00:43:17,386 I watch it all the time. 815 00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:19,555 It's like looking in the fucking mirror. 816 00:43:23,476 --> 00:43:26,771 All right, catch you later. 817 00:43:28,523 --> 00:43:29,899 Mm. 818 00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:33,027 Hey, let him know Moondog came by, huh? 819 00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:41,994 II' 820 00:44:05,768 --> 00:44:08,688 "The wind, the rain, the star, the bird, 821 00:44:08,729 --> 00:44:11,149 "the clock will answer you: 822 00:44:11,190 --> 00:44:13,276 "'Get drunk, good man. 823 00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:16,612 -"'Do not be martyred slaves of Time. - 824 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:19,574 Get drunk and stay drunk!"' 825 00:44:19,615 --> 00:44:21,576 Is that poetry? 826 00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:24,120 Of course it's poetry, you toothless, illiterate chump. 827 00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:26,497 - It's Baudelaire. - Here's a poem. 828 00:44:26,539 --> 00:44:28,457 - Come on. - It goes... 829 00:44:39,302 --> 00:44:41,846 Not bad, Phil. Not bad at all. 830 00:44:41,888 --> 00:44:44,432 Hey, who wants to go on a field trip? 831 00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:52,690 II' 832 00:45:13,252 --> 00:45:15,129 II' 833 00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:38,569 II' 834 00:45:56,921 --> 00:45:58,923 II' 835 00:46:19,068 --> 00:46:21,696 This your car here? 836 00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:24,198 Why did you destroy your own house? 837 00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:26,450 Eh, I don't... 838 00:46:26,492 --> 00:46:29,412 Boredom, I guess? I don't know. 839 00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:33,708 Dad, what is wrong with you? 840 00:46:33,749 --> 00:46:36,168 I'm fine. I'm really better than fine. 841 00:46:36,210 --> 00:46:38,087 It's just, this is another little adventure we're on. 842 00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:39,922 When'd you become such a Republican? 843 00:46:39,964 --> 00:46:41,924 - Repubfican? - Or whatever. 844 00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:43,592 Oh, my God. 845 00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:45,094 You know, just getting my groove on. 846 00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:47,638 - Having a little fun. - Your groove? 847 00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,473 - Yeah. - What groove? 848 00:46:49,515 --> 00:46:51,225 Honey, honey, honey, whoa, whoa. 849 00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:53,936 When's the last time youlaughed,honey? 850 00:46:53,978 --> 00:46:55,604 Phil, Phil, Phil, do the thing. 851 00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:57,565 See if you can make my baby laugh. 852 00:46:58,899 --> 00:47:01,319 Hi, Heather. 853 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,820 I am Toothless Phil. 854 00:47:02,862 --> 00:47:05,573 I am a good friend of your daddy. 855 00:47:05,614 --> 00:47:07,325 We want you to be happy. 856 00:47:07,366 --> 00:47:09,410 We love you just the way you are. 857 00:47:09,452 --> 00:47:11,787 - Who's your daddy? 858 00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:15,416 Moondog's your daddy. He loves you. 859 00:47:15,458 --> 00:47:16,834 Mm-hmm. 860 00:47:16,876 --> 00:47:18,794 Back again, huh? 861 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:22,882 Your choice: prison or rehab. 862 00:47:22,923 --> 00:47:25,051 Is there a third option? 863 00:47:25,092 --> 00:47:27,136 - Nope. Last chance. 864 00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:29,555 Rehab it is. Preferably somewhere tropical. 865 00:47:29,597 --> 00:47:31,682 I'm remanding you into the custody of your daughter. 866 00:47:31,724 --> 00:47:35,186 - She will escort you to a rehab facility now. -Great. 867 00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:37,188 You'll need to spend a mandatory 12 months there 868 00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:38,564 getting your life back together, Moondog. 869 00:47:38,606 --> 00:47:40,608 -12 days is not a problem. -12 months. 870 00:47:43,611 --> 00:47:44,987 - Okay. 12 months? 871 00:47:45,029 --> 00:47:47,448 It all stops now-- the foolishness. 872 00:47:47,490 --> 00:47:50,201 I understand. I need a change of pace. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 873 00:47:50,242 --> 00:47:52,203 And if you mess this up, it's jail time you're getting. 874 00:47:52,244 --> 00:47:54,413 If-if I may suggest, Your Honor. 875 00:47:54,455 --> 00:47:56,207 Tell her, Moondog! - I was told 876 00:47:56,248 --> 00:47:58,876 of this amazing rehab facility in the Virgin Islands. 877 00:47:58,918 --> 00:48:00,294 It's got an open bar 878 00:48:00,336 --> 00:48:02,505 -and 24-hour Thai massage. 879 00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:04,256 A little jerky-jerk to take 880 00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:06,675 the edge off during the detox period. 881 00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:09,845 Drain the old jizz pipe with the antitoxins. 882 00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:11,806 - Excuse me? - All due respect 883 00:48:11,847 --> 00:48:16,018 to my own personal fluid transition into my sobriety. 884 00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:18,354 I want to let you know that the therapeutic value 885 00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:20,022 of a groin massage 886 00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:22,858 during the acute withdrawal phase is off the charts 887 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,318 -fucking medicinal. - It's not gonna happen. 888 00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:25,736 Take it easy, Judge! 889 00:48:25,778 --> 00:48:29,115 - It's not gonna happen. - Why you got to be like that? 890 00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:31,867 You know, I was... I was a real fan of your writing, Moondog. 891 00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:34,495 - Yeah? 892 00:48:34,537 --> 00:48:37,248 - Shut up. 893 00:48:37,289 --> 00:48:39,834 But, you know, it amazes me how someone 894 00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:44,130 that can write so beautifully can be so crude and reckless. 895 00:48:44,171 --> 00:48:46,549 Don't you be acting like you knew where the rooster crow. 896 00:48:46,590 --> 00:48:48,259 Don't let us down, Moondog. 897 00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:50,636 We're rooting for you. Next. 898 00:48:50,678 --> 00:48:52,054 Get him out of here. 899 00:48:52,096 --> 00:48:54,056 Heather, my dear, 900 00:48:54,098 --> 00:48:56,976 would you be so kind as to pull over 901 00:48:57,017 --> 00:48:59,562 and get your old man one final beer? 902 00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:02,440 Sure, Dad. 903 00:49:02,481 --> 00:49:06,360 Yeah. Give me a, uh, Lucky Lotto Triple 7 904 00:49:06,402 --> 00:49:08,362 and a... and a cigar, would you? 905 00:49:08,404 --> 00:49:10,239 Sure. 906 00:49:10,281 --> 00:49:12,616 You don't sell acid, do you? 907 00:49:12,658 --> 00:49:14,160 No. 908 00:49:14,201 --> 00:49:15,953 That's too bad, man. 909 00:49:15,995 --> 00:49:18,122 This place used to. 910 00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:23,002 Did your mother love me? 911 00:49:23,043 --> 00:49:25,254 Yes, Dad. 912 00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:26,881 She said that? 913 00:49:26,922 --> 00:49:28,549 Of course. 914 00:49:28,591 --> 00:49:30,968 She think I was brilliant? 915 00:49:31,010 --> 00:49:32,887 She thought you were a genius. 916 00:49:34,805 --> 00:49:37,892 She said that? 917 00:49:37,933 --> 00:49:41,395 That's why she stayed with you all those years. 918 00:49:41,437 --> 00:49:44,023 And that's why you've always been able 919 00:49:44,064 --> 00:49:45,649 to get away with everything, Dad. 920 00:49:48,277 --> 00:49:51,238 Oh, Minnie-boo. 921 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:53,407 She had an incredible ass. 922 00:49:53,449 --> 00:49:54,909 Could fellate like a python. 923 00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:57,453 Fuck, she could fellate a python if she... 924 00:49:59,788 --> 00:50:01,707 I'm gonna miss her. 925 00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:08,923 Let's go to rehab. 926 00:50:17,056 --> 00:50:18,807 Mm. I'll try and do better, okay? 927 00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:20,434 .Okay- .Okay- 928 00:50:20,476 --> 00:50:21,810 You can do this. 929 00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:23,979 Mm. Okay. All right, Sunrise. 930 00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:26,524 Let's get this party started. 931 00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:28,859 It really wasn't up to me. 932 00:50:28,901 --> 00:50:30,277 You should've heard the judge, man. 933 00:50:30,319 --> 00:50:31,946 She-she swung a hard gavel. 934 00:50:31,987 --> 00:50:33,864 She was a fan of mine, too. 935 00:50:33,906 --> 00:50:35,908 Which is kind of weird, but... 936 00:50:35,950 --> 00:50:37,952 I mean, I wouldn't have come down here like, you know, 937 00:50:37,993 --> 00:50:40,579 if I didn't have a little bit of a nudge, you know? 938 00:50:40,621 --> 00:50:42,831 Well, this lady's very happy that you're here. 939 00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:45,459 We have your entire year planned out. 940 00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:49,338 So when you leave us, you'll be a changed person. 941 00:50:53,676 --> 00:50:56,387 God, grant me the serenity 942 00:50:56,428 --> 00:50:59,306 to accept the things I cannot change 943 00:50:59,348 --> 00:51:02,935 and the courage to change the things I can 944 00:51:02,977 --> 00:51:04,895 and the wisdom to tell the difference. 945 00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:12,444 He)!' you guys are funny. 946 00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:14,113 Oh, that's such bullshit. 947 00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:16,240 - No. 948 00:51:16,282 --> 00:51:18,909 Oh, you fucking talk to yourself. 949 00:51:18,951 --> 00:51:21,537 What's up, everybody? Uh, my name is Jason Kravitz. 950 00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:23,330 Hi, Jason. - Uh, third time here. 951 00:51:23,372 --> 00:51:25,457 What? Who's repeating? Who's repeating? 952 00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:27,084 Ah, you are. 953 00:51:27,126 --> 00:51:30,546 Yeah, uh, first time I was here, I was... I was drinking a lot. 954 00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:33,132 So I decided to make... make myself a better person. 955 00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:34,758 I decided to come here. 956 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,052 Uh, when I got out, I was good for about six months. 957 00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:38,679 : And my friends were like, "Dude, 958 00:51:38,721 --> 00:51:40,472 you don't have to... you don't have to drink to have fun." 959 00:51:40,514 --> 00:51:41,890 I said, "That's right. 960 00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:44,727 We could do weed or cocaine or heroin." 961 00:51:44,768 --> 00:51:46,729 And we did 'em all. 962 00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:49,732 My dad's a preacher. He's the one that fucking put me in here. 963 00:51:49,773 --> 00:51:53,527 - Why? -'Cause he caught me huffing paint a few times. 964 00:51:53,569 --> 00:51:55,070 Also, I was breaking into people's houses 965 00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:57,406 -and just burning shit. 966 00:51:57,448 --> 00:51:58,824 Like, nothing real bad. 967 00:51:58,866 --> 00:52:01,076 I love lighting shit on fire. 968 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:03,329 I'm a tiger, bro. It wasn't dangerous. 969 00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:04,997 - Yeah. Eh. - Nobody was home. 970 00:52:05,039 --> 00:52:06,415 We didn't find out the kids were upstairs 971 00:52:06,457 --> 00:52:08,250 until later, and if I wasn't there, 972 00:52:08,292 --> 00:52:10,419 they would've fucking burned to death. I got 'em out. 973 00:52:10,461 --> 00:52:11,920 - From the second floor? - Yeah. Well... 974 00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:13,756 - Like, a ladder and shit? - Yeah. No, no, 975 00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:16,133 - I just went up the stairs. Yeah. -Oh, cool. 976 00:52:16,175 --> 00:52:17,676 ♪ Can you take me higher? ♪ 977 00:52:17,718 --> 00:52:19,303 What kind of music is this? 978 00:52:19,345 --> 00:52:20,846 This is Christian fucking metal, man! 979 00:52:20,888 --> 00:52:22,473 - You like it? - I do! 980 00:52:22,514 --> 00:52:24,391 Yeah, this band is from Albuquerque. 981 00:52:24,433 --> 00:52:27,561 The lead singer fucking blew himself up on accident. 982 00:52:27,603 --> 00:52:29,563 - On accident? - Yeah. 983 00:52:29,605 --> 00:52:30,814 - Nice. - Fucking gone, dude. 984 00:52:30,856 --> 00:52:32,316 He just disappeared. 985 00:52:32,358 --> 00:52:34,818 - Fucking weird. -How do you know these guys, man? 986 00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:36,820 'Cause I was in a cover band, and goddamn, 987 00:52:36,862 --> 00:52:38,989 we used to fucking... 988 00:52:39,031 --> 00:52:41,992 - Ow! Rock this shit. - Fuck, I don't blame you, man. 989 00:52:42,034 --> 00:52:43,827 Th-This is good shit. 990 00:52:43,869 --> 00:52:46,997 You ever think about getting out of here? 991 00:52:47,039 --> 00:52:50,000 Out there is the real world. 992 00:52:50,042 --> 00:52:52,795 In here is the fake world. 993 00:52:52,836 --> 00:52:54,088 All right? 994 00:52:54,129 --> 00:52:55,839 Out there is beautiful. 995 00:52:55,881 --> 00:52:57,800 Things really happen. The seasons change. 996 00:52:57,841 --> 00:53:00,219 Babies are born. 997 00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:04,723 Old men wither away and die in the fucking sands of time. 998 00:53:04,765 --> 00:53:06,725 Eloquently put, Flicker. 999 00:53:06,767 --> 00:53:08,977 The choice is yours. 1000 00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:10,521 Sell me no more, man. 1001 00:53:10,562 --> 00:53:12,606 - Let's blow this fucking joint. - Yeah. 1002 00:53:12,648 --> 00:53:14,233 - Oh, shit! 1003 00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:18,779 - You broke the window! 1004 00:53:18,821 --> 00:53:21,323 Yes, you! You broke every-- now we're gone! 1005 00:53:21,365 --> 00:53:24,743 Man, zoom overdrive! Fucking pump this shit, bro! Go! 1006 00:53:24,785 --> 00:53:26,078 - Look at that! - Fuck you! 1007 00:53:27,454 --> 00:53:29,039 Yeah, baby, let's go! 1008 00:53:29,081 --> 00:53:32,167 - Hey! - Fucking freedom! 1009 00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:34,128 Like, can you feel it, brother? 1010 00:53:34,169 --> 00:53:36,046 Love is in the air. 1011 00:53:36,088 --> 00:53:37,965 See, things happen in the real world. 1012 00:53:38,006 --> 00:53:39,800 - Yeah, man. - Look, we're at a wedding, 1013 00:53:39,842 --> 00:53:41,260 -and, like, oh, my God. - Uh-huh. 1014 00:53:41,301 --> 00:53:43,262 - Look at that boat. - Oh, I got your 20. 1015 00:53:43,303 --> 00:53:44,847 There you go. Perfect. 1016 00:53:44,888 --> 00:53:46,140 - Oh, beautiful couple. - Okay, one more. 1017 00:53:46,181 --> 00:53:47,266 - Congratulations! 1018 00:53:47,307 --> 00:53:49,143 Oh, my God! 1019 00:53:49,184 --> 00:53:52,396 - Get, get, get, get, get... Get back here, asshole! 1020 00:53:52,438 --> 00:53:54,398 Uh, have a great honeymoon! 1021 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,400 You do look fucking fine. 1022 00:53:58,068 --> 00:54:00,446 Shit. She is fucking hot. 1023 00:54:01,739 --> 00:54:04,908 ♪ Yesterday, I got so old ♪ 1024 00:54:04,950 --> 00:54:08,495 ♪ I felt like I could die ♪ 1025 00:54:08,537 --> 00:54:11,290 ♪ Yesterday, I got so old ♪ 1026 00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:12,958 ♪ It made me want to... ♪ 1027 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,252 'Cause we're free, man. You drove that golf cart 1028 00:54:15,294 --> 00:54:17,254 with the wings of God behind you. 1029 00:54:17,296 --> 00:54:19,256 Let's get up to a little fucking devil's business 1030 00:54:19,298 --> 00:54:20,799 -before we get saved, huh? - Ooh. 1031 00:54:20,841 --> 00:54:22,801 - You know the best part about the devil? -Huh? 1032 00:54:22,843 --> 00:54:25,804 Fucking he finds the fun, and then we take Jesus 1033 00:54:25,846 --> 00:54:27,806 and we just ride him all the way to the top. 1034 00:54:27,848 --> 00:54:30,601 'Cause the best part is we can do whatever the fuck we want. 1035 00:54:30,642 --> 00:54:32,728 Jesus already paid for all our sins. 1036 00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:34,188 - Hey, Moondog. - As many as I give... 1037 00:54:34,229 --> 00:54:35,522 Hey, fuck you, pal. 1038 00:54:35,564 --> 00:54:37,441 - Moondog! 1039 00:54:37,483 --> 00:54:39,526 Hey, do that flick thing you do. 1040 00:54:39,568 --> 00:54:41,028 - Wah... 1041 00:54:41,069 --> 00:54:42,613 Boom! 1042 00:54:42,654 --> 00:54:44,448 Yeah, do it again, do it again. 1043 00:54:44,490 --> 00:54:46,158 - Wah... 1044 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:47,785 - Fuck! 1045 00:54:47,826 --> 00:54:49,953 - ♪ Waited so long... ♪ I love you, Moondog! 1046 00:54:49,995 --> 00:54:51,580 Dude, you know what we need? 1047 00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:53,165 What? What do we need? 1048 00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:54,833 We need money, man. 1049 00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:56,210 Fucking money. 1050 00:54:56,251 --> 00:54:58,378 Goddamn it, you're a fucking genius. 1051 00:54:58,420 --> 00:55:00,088 I know where we can get some money. 1052 00:55:00,130 --> 00:55:02,299 - Where? - Just follow me, my friend. 1053 00:55:02,341 --> 00:55:03,675 Cool. 1054 00:55:03,717 --> 00:55:06,720 ♪ I got two tickets to paradise ♪ 1055 00:55:06,762 --> 00:55:10,557 ♪ Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight ♪ 1056 00:55:10,599 --> 00:55:14,561 ♪ I've got two tickets to paradise... ♪ 1057 00:55:14,603 --> 00:55:15,979 Yo, Moondog, Moondog. 1058 00:55:16,021 --> 00:55:17,898 Just hold this, hold this. 1059 00:55:17,940 --> 00:55:19,316 Okay, watch. 1060 00:55:19,358 --> 00:55:21,985 Watch this. Hiya! 1061 00:55:23,821 --> 00:55:25,322 All right. I'm so sorry, man. 1062 00:55:25,364 --> 00:55:27,157 You're gonna be fine. We just need this money. 1063 00:55:27,199 --> 00:55:31,036 Don't have to take part of this derelict behavior, man. 1064 00:55:31,078 --> 00:55:32,412 Derelict behavior? What are you talking about? 1065 00:55:32,412 --> 00:55:34,122 - Come on, come on, come on. - Hey, Christ already paid 1066 00:55:34,164 --> 00:55:35,541 -for all our fucking sins, man. - Come on, man. 1067 00:55:35,582 --> 00:55:36,542 - Come on, let's go. - Boom! 1068 00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:38,502 - Wait, hold on. - Oh... 1069 00:55:38,544 --> 00:55:39,920 - No, no, no, no, no, no. - Fuck. 1070 00:55:39,962 --> 00:55:41,797 No, that was for him when he wakes up, dude. 1071 00:55:41,839 --> 00:55:43,465 - Fuck that. This ain't church, man. -MAN: Oh, what the fuck? 1072 00:55:43,507 --> 00:55:45,175 Oh, fucking A, man. You know the best part 1073 00:55:45,217 --> 00:55:46,760 -about God, man? Hey, assholes! 1074 00:55:46,802 --> 00:55:48,637 Christ was even a sinner, so we clean, man! 1075 00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:50,514 That's my money! - We're good to go! 1076 00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:55,811 Yeah! 1077 00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:57,646 ♪ Down in Jamaica ♪ 1078 00:55:57,688 --> 00:56:00,691 ♪ They got lots of pretty women ♪ 1079 00:56:00,732 --> 00:56:02,317 ♪ Steal your money ♪ 1080 00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:05,404 - ♪ Then they break your heart ♪ 1081 00:56:05,445 --> 00:56:07,155 Yeah! - ♪ Lonesome Sue ♪ 1082 00:56:07,197 --> 00:56:09,575 ♪ She's in love with old Sam ♪ 1083 00:56:09,616 --> 00:56:13,370 ♪ Take him from the fire into the frying pan ♪ 1084 00:56:13,412 --> 00:56:15,873 A' On and on A“ 1085 00:56:15,914 --> 00:56:19,877 ♪ She just keeps on trying ♪ 1086 00:56:19,918 --> 00:56:24,131 ♪ And she smiles when she feels like crying ♪ 1087 00:56:24,172 --> 00:56:28,510 ♪ On and on, on and on, on and on... ♪ 1088 00:56:28,552 --> 00:56:30,345 Oh, my God, you are so beautiful. 1089 00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:32,264 I love you. 1090 00:56:34,016 --> 00:56:36,393 : Love you. 1091 00:56:36,435 --> 00:56:37,811 ♪ Alone in the moonlight... ♪ 1092 00:56:37,853 --> 00:56:39,354 Mm. 1093 00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:41,356 "O setting sun, 1094 00:56:41,398 --> 00:56:45,694 "though the time has come, I warble under you 1095 00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:48,447 "while no one else does. 1096 00:56:48,488 --> 00:56:51,867 Unmitigated adoration." 1097 00:56:54,453 --> 00:56:56,663 Hey, that was fucking beautiful. 1098 00:56:56,705 --> 00:56:58,248 Mm. 1099 00:56:58,290 --> 00:57:02,669 I know, right? There she is, shining on you, man. 1100 00:57:02,711 --> 00:57:04,588 - I'm out of here, Flick. - No, I mean you. 1101 00:57:04,630 --> 00:57:06,965 - I mean you. - We're all the same. 1102 00:57:07,007 --> 00:57:08,634 Give me a hug, man. 1103 00:57:08,675 --> 00:57:10,093 - I'm out of here. - Yeah, you leaving? 1104 00:57:10,135 --> 00:57:12,721 - Setting sail, brother. - Yeah, I know. 1105 00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:15,599 Hey, that was the most fun I had in a long time. 1106 00:57:15,641 --> 00:57:18,018 - Mm. Fuck yeah. - For real, though. 1107 00:57:18,060 --> 00:57:20,270 For real, though. You got God on your shoulder. 1108 00:57:20,312 --> 00:57:22,648 No, man. 1109 00:57:22,689 --> 00:57:25,567 Ain't that far down if we don't look, right? 1110 00:57:27,069 --> 00:57:29,780 - Hey, just promise me one thing. - Mm-hmm. 1111 00:57:29,821 --> 00:57:31,490 Remember me. 1112 00:57:31,531 --> 00:57:36,536 Every time you think of my face, you remember this. 1113 00:57:36,578 --> 00:57:38,538 This shines bright. 1114 00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:40,165 Fucking real bright. 1115 00:57:40,207 --> 00:57:42,042 - You got it, tiger. - Go spread that light. 1116 00:57:43,502 --> 00:57:46,546 Shine big, brother. 1117 00:57:49,883 --> 00:57:54,429 ♪ I can see her lying back in her satin dress ♪ 1118 00:57:54,471 --> 00:57:59,851 ♪ In a room where you do what you don't confess ♪ 1119 00:57:59,893 --> 00:58:03,355 ♪ Sundown, you better take care ♪ 1120 00:58:03,397 --> 00:58:08,860 ♪ if I find you been creeping round my back stairs ♪ 1121 00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:12,280 ♪ Sundown, you better take care ♪ 1122 00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:17,411 ♪ if I find you been creeping round my back stairs ♪ 1123 00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:23,917 ♪ She's been looking like a queen in a sailor's dream ♪ 1124 00:58:23,959 --> 00:58:26,420 ♪ And she don't always say ♪ 1125 00:58:26,461 --> 00:58:29,131 - ♪ What she really means ♪ 1126 00:58:29,172 --> 00:58:31,633 - ♪ Sometimes I think ♪ 1127 00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:33,802 ♪ It's a shame ♪ 1128 00:58:33,844 --> 00:58:38,682 ♪ When I get feeling better when I'm feeling no pain ♪ 1129 00:58:38,724 --> 00:58:41,852 ♪ Sometimes I think it's a shame ♪ 1130 00:58:41,893 --> 00:58:46,398 ♪ When I get feeling better when I'm feeling no pain ♪ 1131 00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:58,326 ♪ I can picture every move that a man could make... ♪ 1132 00:59:00,579 --> 00:59:02,456 Hey. Asshole. 1133 00:59:03,999 --> 00:59:07,335 ♪ Sundown, you better take care ♪ 1134 00:59:07,377 --> 00:59:13,133 ♪ if I find you been creeping round my back stairs ♪ 1135 00:59:13,175 --> 00:59:16,261 ♪ Sometimes I think it's a sin ♪ 1136 00:59:16,303 --> 00:59:21,516 ♪ When I feel like I'm winning when I'm losing again. ♪ 1137 00:59:27,189 --> 00:59:28,815 Go ahead. 1138 00:59:30,150 --> 00:59:31,693 Guess who's back. 1139 00:59:31,735 --> 00:59:33,528 -L-ley. 1140 00:59:33,570 --> 00:59:35,655 - Place is good, man. - What's up, man? 1141 00:59:35,697 --> 00:59:39,117 - Oh, it's pretty lunar these days, man. -Good to see you. 1142 00:59:39,159 --> 00:59:42,287 Got to tell you, Moondog, business is so good, 1143 00:59:42,329 --> 00:59:43,997 - I bought a second boat. - Yeah? 1144 00:59:44,039 --> 00:59:46,333 Yeah. Named it Success. 1145 00:59:46,374 --> 00:59:48,543 I just take tours to the outer key. 1146 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:51,671 When they see a dolphin, I act all fucking stoked, right? 1147 00:59:51,713 --> 00:59:53,298 "Oh, it's a dolphin! 1148 00:59:53,340 --> 00:59:55,675 - Look at the baby dolphin! Look!" - 1149 00:59:55,717 --> 00:59:58,053 Tell them to dive in. Make sure they don't drown. 1150 00:59:58,095 --> 01:00:00,305 Only had four deaths on my watch. 1151 01:00:00,347 --> 01:00:01,598 Only four? 1152 01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:04,309 Four deaths in over eight straight years 1153 01:00:04,351 --> 01:00:06,269 of dolphin touring is a terrific record. 1154 01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:08,271 Now, I've been stripped of my license temporarily 1155 01:00:08,313 --> 01:00:09,981 on five separate occasions, 1156 01:00:10,023 --> 01:00:13,902 but each time, I get it reinstated due to a technicality 1157 01:00:13,944 --> 01:00:16,029 - I never quite understood. 1158 01:00:16,071 --> 01:00:18,782 It's beyond luck or karma, man. I'm blessed up, bro. 1159 01:00:18,824 --> 01:00:20,200 - Meant to be. - Yeah. 1160 01:00:20,242 --> 01:00:22,035 I'm cemented in this industry. 1161 01:00:22,077 --> 01:00:24,287 They fucks with ole Captain Wack around these parts. 1162 01:00:24,329 --> 01:00:27,874 Don't fuck with Captain Wack. 1163 01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:31,211 You will get whacked fucking with Captain Wack. 1164 01:00:31,253 --> 01:00:33,880 - What-what is this? 1165 01:00:37,926 --> 01:00:41,847 Dolphins, man. I love some fucking dolphins, man. 1166 01:00:41,888 --> 01:00:44,641 The sounds that come out of their mouths. 1167 01:00:44,683 --> 01:00:46,560 - They trying to communicate with you. -Mm-hmm. 1168 01:00:46,601 --> 01:00:48,603 All you got to do is talk back to 'em. 1169 01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:50,021 I fell in love with dolphins 1170 01:00:50,063 --> 01:00:52,190 ever since I saw the, uh, show Flipper. 1171 01:00:52,232 --> 01:00:53,775 Blew me away. 1172 01:00:53,817 --> 01:00:55,443 How they make that noise. 1173 01:00:58,947 --> 01:01:01,283 I'm telling you, I wouldn't be able to live like this 1174 01:01:01,324 --> 01:01:03,702 if I wasn't fucking doing dolphin tours, man. 1175 01:01:03,743 --> 01:01:05,287 I wouldn't have all this. 1176 01:01:05,328 --> 01:01:08,874 This is all from dolphin tours. 1177 01:01:10,292 --> 01:01:11,668 Oh, oh, I got something. 1178 01:01:11,710 --> 01:01:13,545 - Get your ass. Goddamn. - Oh! 1179 01:01:13,587 --> 01:01:16,047 Oh, we gonna fry this motherfucker up. 1180 01:01:16,089 --> 01:01:17,799 Yes. 1181 01:01:17,841 --> 01:01:20,177 Make sure to get your taste buds ready. 1182 01:01:20,218 --> 01:01:22,429 Yeah, this is almost done. 1183 01:01:22,470 --> 01:01:24,890 Look here, Moondog, you come work for me, man. 1184 01:01:24,931 --> 01:01:26,600 It'll be great. 1185 01:01:26,641 --> 01:01:28,226 Dolphins are great. 1186 01:01:28,268 --> 01:01:30,353 Way they go up and down in the water like a porpoise. 1187 01:01:30,395 --> 01:01:31,479 You'll love that shit, man. 1188 01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:34,024 - That sounds cool, Wack. - Yeah. 1189 01:01:34,065 --> 01:01:35,317 I'm in, man. 1190 01:01:36,484 --> 01:01:38,028 - Aah! - What the fuck! 1191 01:01:38,069 --> 01:01:39,946 - Fucking... - Man, that shit's loaded. 1192 01:01:39,988 --> 01:01:42,157 - No shit. -Man, you could've killed a dolphin, Moondog. 1193 01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:45,702 - -You want to shoot something, shoot this shit here. 1194 01:01:45,744 --> 01:01:48,246 This is what I used in 'Nam. 1195 01:01:48,288 --> 01:01:50,415 - Shit, man. Cocaine. 1196 01:01:50,457 --> 01:01:53,418 Now I got to feed my coke-addicted parrot. 1197 01:01:53,460 --> 01:01:54,794 - Yeah, yeah, set him up. Cocaine. 1198 01:01:54,836 --> 01:01:56,296 Give him some of this shit right here. 1199 01:01:56,338 --> 01:01:59,674 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, there you go. 1200 01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:01,218 She gonna get high as shit. 1201 01:02:01,259 --> 01:02:03,345 Coca. - But seriously, Moondog, 1202 01:02:03,386 --> 01:02:05,305 I could use a partner. 1203 01:02:05,347 --> 01:02:07,307 And I got a good sense about you, man. 1204 01:02:07,349 --> 01:02:09,267 - Like I say, I'm in, man. - Yeah, man. 1205 01:02:09,309 --> 01:02:12,062 Yeah. We'll become millionaires together, man. 1206 01:02:12,103 --> 01:02:13,980 - Ah, shit, man, let's do it. - Look at... 1207 01:02:14,022 --> 01:02:15,815 look how far I've come so far. 1208 01:02:15,857 --> 01:02:17,442 - I like your style, Wack. 1209 01:02:17,484 --> 01:02:19,027 - Look at that, look at that. - Look at that. 1210 01:02:19,069 --> 01:02:21,446 - See the juices dripping off that? -Oh, yeah. 1211 01:02:21,488 --> 01:02:24,366 - Oh, man, that's gonna be good. - That's gonna be real good, man. 1212 01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:28,161 I like your swagger, Captain. 1213 01:02:28,203 --> 01:02:29,788 Thanks, Moondog. 1214 01:02:29,829 --> 01:02:31,790 Got nicked in 'Nam. 1215 01:02:31,831 --> 01:02:34,417 - Makes me walk like a pimp. - Mm. 1216 01:02:34,459 --> 01:02:37,796 Some shrapnel partially shredded my nut sack, 1217 01:02:37,837 --> 01:02:40,924 but everything still works. Still banging. 1218 01:02:40,966 --> 01:02:43,260 - Yeah, you are. - Ba-ba-ba-ba. 1219 01:02:43,301 --> 01:02:45,262 Well, usually, when people call 1220 01:02:45,303 --> 01:02:47,806 and say they're coming for the dolphin tour, 1221 01:02:47,847 --> 01:02:49,808 -they come and they pay cash. - Yeah. Right. Right. 1222 01:02:49,849 --> 01:02:52,894 - My bread and butter, baby. My bread and butter. -Yeah... 1223 01:02:52,936 --> 01:02:55,730 - So you can tell in the tone of their voice, man... -Right. 1224 01:02:55,772 --> 01:02:58,566 -...if they're, like, serious or not. -Exactly. 1225 01:02:58,608 --> 01:03:00,110 If they really love the dolphins 1226 01:03:00,151 --> 01:03:02,320 and if they really want to see the dolphin. 1227 01:03:02,362 --> 01:03:04,614 - You hear it in their voice. - Right. 1228 01:03:04,656 --> 01:03:05,865 - You see? - Mm-hmm. 1229 01:03:05,907 --> 01:03:07,200 That's right. 1230 01:03:07,242 --> 01:03:09,119 - Come on over. 1231 01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:11,746 Yes! Hi! 1232 01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:16,001 Welcome. Lots of dolphins for you today. Yes. 1233 01:03:16,042 --> 01:03:17,752 Act real stoked. Act real stoked. 1234 01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:20,630 - Yeah, yeah. Hey, hey. - Hey, hey, hey! 1235 01:03:20,672 --> 01:03:22,716 Ahoy there, matey. 1236 01:03:22,757 --> 01:03:24,592 - Welcome aboard. - Welcome. 1237 01:03:24,634 --> 01:03:27,429 - What's your name, little lady? - Lefty Lipschitz. 1238 01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:29,347 - I knew it. Hello, Ms. Lipschitz. -Hi. 1239 01:03:29,389 --> 01:03:32,350 - Hunter. Mike. - Mike. Hello. Yes. 1240 01:03:32,392 --> 01:03:33,935 Dr. Lipschitz. Call me Ted. 1241 01:03:33,977 --> 01:03:35,937 - All the Schitzes. One, two, three. 1242 01:03:35,979 --> 01:03:38,857 ♪ We are the Lipschitzes ♪ 1243 01:03:38,898 --> 01:03:40,734 ♪ That is our name. ♪ 1244 01:03:40,775 --> 01:03:42,360 Listen up, everybody. 1245 01:03:42,402 --> 01:03:44,446 All right, we're in the middle of mating season. 1246 01:03:44,487 --> 01:03:47,657 If you see some humping, don't look away. 1247 01:03:47,699 --> 01:03:49,326 It's cool-looking. 1248 01:03:49,367 --> 01:03:52,579 It's nature in all its glory. Dolphins love to bone. 1249 01:03:52,620 --> 01:03:54,748 - Oh, my God. -MOONDOG: Hey, you listen up, kids. Huh? 1250 01:03:54,789 --> 01:03:57,208 Greatest dolphin guy in the history of dolphin guys 1251 01:03:57,250 --> 01:03:58,793 is sharing wisdom with you. 1252 01:03:58,835 --> 01:04:01,379 - Thanks, Moondog. - That's a fact. 1253 01:04:01,421 --> 01:04:03,631 Now, what he failed to mention is that these dolphins 1254 01:04:03,673 --> 01:04:05,008 got what's called a-a corkscrew pecker. 1255 01:04:05,050 --> 01:04:07,093 All right? 1256 01:04:07,135 --> 01:04:09,262 A little, whippy, windy, wranky kind of thing. 1257 01:04:09,304 --> 01:04:11,097 It's true, kids. It's sort of like a corkscrew. 1258 01:04:11,139 --> 01:04:12,098 So keep a lookout. 1259 01:04:12,140 --> 01:04:13,433 And it's orgy season, 1260 01:04:13,475 --> 01:04:16,269 so hopefully we'll get to see something, 1261 01:04:16,311 --> 01:04:17,854 -some real wild stuff. - Everybody's fucking. 1262 01:04:17,896 --> 01:04:19,731 They're really horny this time of season. 1263 01:04:19,773 --> 01:04:21,524 So watch your back, Carnello. 1264 01:04:21,566 --> 01:04:23,068 Some of them prefer redheads. 1265 01:04:23,109 --> 01:04:25,236 - Is this thing safe? - Very safe. 1266 01:04:25,278 --> 01:04:27,322 I wouldn't have you on here if it wasn't safe. 1267 01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:30,033 Family, I just got to tell you, I love dolphins so much. 1268 01:04:30,075 --> 01:04:31,534 After the day, you're gonna love dolphins 1269 01:04:31,576 --> 01:04:33,244 as much as I love dolphins. 1270 01:04:33,286 --> 01:04:35,205 They don't hurt you. They just want to love you. 1271 01:04:35,246 --> 01:04:36,956 Dolphins know this man. 1272 01:04:36,998 --> 01:04:39,834 They come from all over the world to come see Captain Wack. 1273 01:04:39,876 --> 01:04:41,419 And they're coming to see me today. 1274 01:04:41,461 --> 01:04:43,380 And you guys get to be on his boat today. 1275 01:04:45,090 --> 01:04:47,050 All right, all right, all right. 1276 01:04:47,092 --> 01:04:49,052 I see a few out there. 1277 01:04:49,094 --> 01:04:50,678 We in business. Who wants to dive in? 1278 01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:52,722 - No, we're good. - No, we're good, we're good. 1279 01:04:52,764 --> 01:04:55,975 It's prime mating season. Seaweed is an aphrodisiac. 1280 01:04:56,017 --> 01:04:58,686 - Wonderful. -I think they're getting cold feet, Wack. 1281 01:04:58,728 --> 01:05:01,689 - All right, last chance. Any takers? -It's all yours. 1282 01:05:01,731 --> 01:05:02,774 Y'all a bunch of pussies. 1283 01:05:02,816 --> 01:05:03,817 Show them how it's done, Captain. 1284 01:05:03,858 --> 01:05:05,235 We're just here for a little tour. 1285 01:05:05,276 --> 01:05:06,861 Dolphins, here I come, baby. 1286 01:05:08,321 --> 01:05:11,658 Yeah. 1287 01:05:11,699 --> 01:05:14,994 Get in! This water is beautiful. 1288 01:05:15,036 --> 01:05:16,996 Look at the dolphin. 1289 01:05:17,038 --> 01:05:18,415 Honey, look at the dolphin. Isn't that cute? 1290 01:05:18,456 --> 01:05:21,334 Lots of dolphins, motherfuckers! 1291 01:05:21,376 --> 01:05:23,378 - Does that look right? Get in! 1292 01:05:23,420 --> 01:05:26,548 - The water's perfect. - All good, Wack? 1293 01:05:26,589 --> 01:05:28,258 - You good? - It's great! 1294 01:05:30,301 --> 01:05:31,886 Dolphins, here I come! 1295 01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:33,513 Honey, honey, honey. 1296 01:05:33,555 --> 01:05:36,349 That doesn't look like a dolphin fin. 1297 01:05:36,391 --> 01:05:39,978 Captain, that kind... that kind of looks like a shark fin. 1298 01:05:40,019 --> 01:05:42,313 This must be all part of the show. 1299 01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:45,108 I'm having a great time! It's perfect! 1300 01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:47,777 - Mr. Wack, come back! - Mr. Wack? Mr. Wack! 1301 01:05:47,819 --> 01:05:49,612 Come back, Mr. Wack. 1302 01:05:49,654 --> 01:05:53,741 - What the... what the fuck?! - Come back! 1303 01:05:53,783 --> 01:05:54,993 Help! Aah! 1304 01:05:55,034 --> 01:05:56,286 Motherfucker, Captain. 1305 01:05:56,327 --> 01:05:58,955 You put on a fucking show, man. 1306 01:05:58,997 --> 01:06:00,373 This ain't no motherfucking show! 1307 01:06:00,415 --> 01:06:02,292 Aah! 1308 01:06:04,377 --> 01:06:06,504 Whoa! That's cool-looking. 1309 01:06:06,546 --> 01:06:09,048 When's the last time he clipped his toenails? 1310 01:06:09,090 --> 01:06:11,384 - Seriously, that's gnarly, man. 1311 01:06:11,426 --> 01:06:14,345 Oh, shit! Holy shit! 1312 01:06:14,387 --> 01:06:16,723 - Oh, Lord! -It's just a flesh wound. Don't worry. 1313 01:06:16,764 --> 01:06:18,766 That dolphin got teeth! 1314 01:06:18,808 --> 01:06:20,143 Oh, shit! Where's my foot? 1315 01:06:20,185 --> 01:06:21,561 Okay, just hold my hand. 1316 01:06:21,603 --> 01:06:24,939 Fuck, Wack. He got you pretty good, man. 1317 01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:27,901 Oh, man. Couldn't have been a fucking dolphin. 1318 01:06:27,942 --> 01:06:29,986 Can't believe this shit, man. 1319 01:06:30,028 --> 01:06:33,114 I'm-I'm-I'm pretty sure it wasn't a dolphin that bit you, 1320 01:06:33,156 --> 01:06:35,742 'cause look at your foot. 1321 01:06:35,783 --> 01:06:37,118 Listen, you're gonna be all right. 1322 01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:38,620 You're gonna be just fine. 1323 01:06:38,661 --> 01:06:40,079 I mean, it's just a little flesh wound. 1324 01:06:40,121 --> 01:06:41,581 You're gonna be up dancing in no time. 1325 01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:44,959 You going somewhere, motherfucker? 1326 01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:48,213 Yeah. I am. 1327 01:06:49,881 --> 01:06:51,299 Trade you, though. 1328 01:06:52,634 --> 01:06:55,261 Foot for the hat? Huh? 1329 01:06:55,303 --> 01:06:58,306 - Come on. Huh? There we go. 1330 01:06:58,348 --> 01:07:00,099 - Hey, man. - It's been real, Moondog. 1331 01:07:00,141 --> 01:07:01,476 Ah, it's been more than that. 1332 01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:03,561 It's been wack, Captain Wack. 1333 01:07:03,603 --> 01:07:05,230 - Uh-huh. 1334 01:07:05,271 --> 01:07:06,689 See you down the road. 1335 01:07:06,731 --> 01:07:08,983 II' 1336 01:07:24,290 --> 01:07:28,002 Look at what the Moondog just sniffed out. 1337 01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:31,923 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Linger'. 1338 01:07:31,965 --> 01:07:35,969 Hey, Jimmy. I'm back. 1339 01:07:36,010 --> 01:07:37,428 - Moondog? - Yeah, I'm back. 1340 01:07:37,470 --> 01:07:39,180 Where the fuck you been, man? -Jesus. 1341 01:07:39,222 --> 01:07:40,765 You look like shit. 1342 01:07:40,807 --> 01:07:43,101 No, man, I look like I always look, man. 1343 01:07:43,142 --> 01:07:44,811 We about to set sail. Come fuck with us. 1344 01:07:44,852 --> 01:07:46,437 There we go. 1345 01:07:46,479 --> 01:07:49,107 I think we need to look at a positive l.D. on him. 1346 01:07:49,148 --> 01:07:50,775 Make sure the motherfucker washes his feet. 1347 01:07:50,817 --> 01:07:52,026 Take your shoes off, Dog, 1348 01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:53,903 when you get on the fucking boat. 1349 01:07:53,945 --> 01:07:56,739 II' 1350 01:08:00,118 --> 01:08:02,579 Glad I came up on y'all, man. 1351 01:08:02,620 --> 01:08:03,997 You did, man, but it look like 1352 01:08:04,038 --> 01:08:05,456 you in some serious shit, though, Dog. 1353 01:08:05,498 --> 01:08:06,916 - Yeah. - Jimmy, tell him. 1354 01:08:06,958 --> 01:08:08,501 You in serious shit, man. 1355 01:08:08,543 --> 01:08:09,961 - How you figure it's serious? - Motherfucker. I mean, 1356 01:08:10,003 --> 01:08:11,462 I heard from some guys down, you know, 1357 01:08:11,504 --> 01:08:14,549 in the U.S.-- law people, Keys people. 1358 01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:16,509 - Word's out down there. - Word on the streets 1359 01:08:16,551 --> 01:08:19,429 that you did escape and then the pigs is on your ass now. 1360 01:08:19,470 --> 01:08:21,389 Both are true. 1361 01:08:21,431 --> 01:08:22,849 - Def. - That's not serious. 1362 01:08:22,890 --> 01:08:24,726 That sounds pretty cool, the way you put it. 1363 01:08:24,767 --> 01:08:27,020 Yeah, sounds like a wanted man, the way I put it. 1364 01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:31,566 ♪ Lost, lost in the fog. ♪ 1365 01:08:31,608 --> 01:08:33,276 - Yeah. - Trying to find the dog. 1366 01:08:33,318 --> 01:08:34,819 - Yeah. 1367 01:08:34,861 --> 01:08:37,363 - ♪ Lost in the fog ♪ - ♪ Trying to find the dog ♪ 1368 01:08:37,405 --> 01:08:40,617 - ♪ He's lost in the moonfog ♪ - Okay, there it is. 1369 01:08:40,658 --> 01:08:43,536 ♪ Looking for the Moondog ♪ 1370 01:08:43,578 --> 01:08:46,581 ♪ He's lost in the moonfog ♪ 1371 01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:52,086 ♪ And I'm looking for the Moondog ♪ 1372 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:55,798 ♪ He had it all ♪ 1373 01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:58,092 ♪ He had money, cars ♪ 1374 01:08:58,134 --> 01:09:01,095 - ♪ Everything you could possibly imagine ♪ -Mm-hmm. 1375 01:09:01,137 --> 01:09:04,641 ♪ But this is the story of the death of a dream ♪ 1376 01:09:04,682 --> 01:09:07,644 - ♪ Death of a dream ♪ - ♪ The one who had ♪ 1377 01:09:07,685 --> 01:09:10,521 - ♪ Who has not anymore ♪ - ♪ What does it mean? 1378 01:09:10,563 --> 01:09:12,231 - ♪ Moondog ♪ 1379 01:09:12,273 --> 01:09:14,442 - ♪ Come on, Dog, come on, Dog ♪ 1380 01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:16,903 Sit, boo-boo, sit, sit! Sit, boo-boo, sit! 1381 01:09:20,073 --> 01:09:22,950 ♪ It's the motherfuckin' Moondog ♪ 1382 01:09:24,494 --> 01:09:26,037 ♪ Howling at the moon ♪ 1383 01:09:26,079 --> 01:09:27,830 - ♪ It's the Dog, y'all ♪ - Yeah, yeah. 1384 01:09:29,082 --> 01:09:31,501 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo. ♪ 1385 01:09:31,542 --> 01:09:33,127 Yeah! 1386 01:09:35,004 --> 01:09:36,172 I got something I gotta 1387 01:09:36,214 --> 01:09:37,548 get off my chest with you, man. 1388 01:09:37,590 --> 01:09:39,175 I don't even really know how to say it. 1389 01:09:39,217 --> 01:09:40,593 I'm just gonna come clean. 1390 01:09:40,635 --> 01:09:42,679 I was having an affair with Minnie, man. 1391 01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:44,722 Several years, behind your back. 1392 01:09:44,764 --> 01:09:48,184 I'm talking about really sexually wild 1393 01:09:48,226 --> 01:09:51,062 experiences with your wife, man. 1394 01:09:51,104 --> 01:09:53,648 Yeah, I figured as much. 1395 01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:56,984 But I do know she didn't love me. 1396 01:09:57,026 --> 01:09:59,237 She loved my sex, but she didn't love me. 1397 01:09:59,278 --> 01:10:01,948 I was the R-and-B singer with the big ding-a-ling. 1398 01:10:01,989 --> 01:10:06,285 I was just a diversion until you came back, you dig? 1399 01:10:06,327 --> 01:10:09,455 But she honestly loved you. I know that for a fact. 1400 01:10:09,497 --> 01:10:10,873 She did, didn't she? 1401 01:10:10,915 --> 01:10:12,667 She loved the fuck out of you, Moondog. 1402 01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:15,378 And I loved her, man. Still do. 1403 01:10:15,420 --> 01:10:18,256 - So sexual. - Hypersexual. 1404 01:10:18,297 --> 01:10:19,757 - Oh, man. - Oh, man... 1405 01:10:19,799 --> 01:10:21,008 The moves that she'd do in the bedroom. 1406 01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:22,427 She had these tiny hands. 1407 01:10:22,468 --> 01:10:23,928 And what I loved about her tiny hands, 1408 01:10:23,970 --> 01:10:25,513 they made my cock look so big. 1409 01:10:25,555 --> 01:10:26,639 Oh, wow, you should have seen 1410 01:10:26,681 --> 01:10:28,099 what mine looked like in her hands. 1411 01:10:28,141 --> 01:10:31,769 The way she went down, I mean, I could just see her right now. 1412 01:10:31,811 --> 01:10:33,438 - And then you make eye contact... -Yeah, yeah, yeah... 1413 01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:35,690 I hear you, I hear you. Th-That's enough, that's enough. 1414 01:10:35,732 --> 01:10:37,358 I hear you. 1415 01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:40,528 I had a crazy-ass dream to help you get out 1416 01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:42,363 that motherfuckin' thing that you in. 1417 01:10:42,405 --> 01:10:45,324 I had a dream you was dressed like a woman to help you escape. 1418 01:10:45,366 --> 01:10:47,160 - A woman? - Yeah. 1419 01:10:47,201 --> 01:10:49,370 I had the same dream. I had this guy, 1420 01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:52,582 a buddy in Vietnam, dressed up like a geisha. 1421 01:10:52,623 --> 01:10:54,542 Walked out of the war. 1422 01:10:56,210 --> 01:10:57,754 - Get in touch with your... His femininity. 1423 01:10:57,795 --> 01:10:59,338 - Yeah, femininity. - Tap into it, man. 1424 01:10:59,380 --> 01:11:02,091 It may not be a bad look after all, you understand me? 1425 01:11:02,133 --> 01:11:03,760 I could see you with a dress on. 1426 01:11:03,801 --> 01:11:05,678 Moondoggy-doggy might get used to it. 1427 01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:08,639 Yeah. The Dog in a dress and some high heels. 1428 01:11:08,681 --> 01:11:10,933 - And let him strut the runway. 1429 01:11:10,975 --> 01:11:12,477 It's a ridiculous idea. It's... 1430 01:11:12,518 --> 01:11:15,188 It's kind of fuckin' freaky ingenious, guys. 1431 01:11:15,229 --> 01:11:17,440 I think I already got the underwear right. 1432 01:11:19,108 --> 01:11:21,360 And if I got my walk right, 1433 01:11:21,402 --> 01:11:23,863 this would be too easy. 1434 01:11:23,905 --> 01:11:25,782 Oh, look at this! 1435 01:11:25,823 --> 01:11:28,951 Go ahead and give 'em the whole moon there, Moondog. 1436 01:11:28,993 --> 01:11:30,661 - You hear me? - I hear you. 1437 01:11:30,703 --> 01:11:32,205 Hey, you actually look good, Dog. 1438 01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:34,749 I mean, it's kind of fuckin' freaky, right? 1439 01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:36,250 I mean, it's supposed to look freaky. 1440 01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:37,752 Right now, you a freaky little bitch. 1441 01:11:37,794 --> 01:11:40,004 That's what's gonna throw the police off, you dig? 1442 01:11:42,089 --> 01:11:44,425 - Moondog. 1443 01:11:44,467 --> 01:11:46,177 Ain't nobody gonna fuckin' recognize you 1444 01:11:46,219 --> 01:11:48,387 in that shit right there, especially the fuckin' pigs. 1445 01:11:48,429 --> 01:11:51,182 You fuckin' look amazing right now, Dog. 1446 01:11:51,224 --> 01:11:52,975 You know what the challenge of this situation's gonna be? 1447 01:11:52,975 --> 01:11:53,976 Yes, ma'am? 1448 01:11:54,018 --> 01:11:55,645 Dudes are gonna want my shit. 1449 01:11:58,064 --> 01:11:59,690 Motherfuckin' Moondog! 1450 01:12:01,567 --> 01:12:04,320 We schleppin' through the city unseen. 1451 01:12:04,362 --> 01:12:07,031 What a disguise. A perfect disguise, baby. 1452 01:12:07,073 --> 01:12:09,075 Any of your bitches gonna get hot on you 1453 01:12:09,116 --> 01:12:12,328 they see you riding around with a hot blonde like me? 1454 01:12:12,370 --> 01:12:15,248 They gonna like the fact. This is that interracial shit. 1455 01:12:15,289 --> 01:12:17,750 Like Jim Brown with Raquel Welch. 1456 01:12:17,792 --> 01:12:19,085 You know what I'm talking about? 1457 01:12:19,126 --> 01:12:20,962 I love it when a plan comes together. 1458 01:12:22,922 --> 01:12:25,508 Anything for a friend. 1459 01:12:28,052 --> 01:12:30,012 - Yes. Yes! - This is what... 1460 01:12:30,054 --> 01:12:31,514 - I'm lookin' at heaven. - Yes! 1461 01:12:31,556 --> 01:12:32,849 Heaven looks like, Linger'. 1462 01:12:32,890 --> 01:12:34,892 Think of it like this, Dog. 1463 01:12:34,934 --> 01:12:36,227 I'm gonna give you so much of this, 1464 01:12:36,269 --> 01:12:38,271 you gonna be able to write you a couple of novels 1465 01:12:38,312 --> 01:12:39,897 or that poetry shit. 1466 01:12:39,939 --> 01:12:42,191 - Ah, poetry. - Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout poems 1467 01:12:42,233 --> 01:12:45,278 -out your motherfuckin' asshole. - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 1468 01:12:45,319 --> 01:12:47,989 This... this is the safecracker right here. 1469 01:12:48,030 --> 01:12:50,950 To crack the safe to writing that thing, 1470 01:12:50,992 --> 01:12:52,660 and getting that money. 1471 01:12:52,702 --> 01:12:55,746 'Cause this is the key to unlocking 1472 01:12:55,788 --> 01:12:59,417 all of those juices in that head of yours. 1473 01:12:59,458 --> 01:13:01,127 Trust me. 1474 01:13:05,047 --> 01:13:07,008 II' 1475 01:13:12,471 --> 01:13:14,307 - The cops, they here. Say what? 1476 01:13:14,348 --> 01:13:16,392 The pigs is here right now? 1477 01:13:18,102 --> 01:13:20,396 Fuck! I must have been high as a motherfucker 1478 01:13:20,438 --> 01:13:21,731 when I hatched that plan. 1479 01:13:21,772 --> 01:13:23,399 Gas up the seaplane. 1480 01:13:23,441 --> 01:13:25,443 Go get my shit out the magical room. 1481 01:13:25,484 --> 01:13:27,320 Somebody scrape up Moondog. 1482 01:13:27,361 --> 01:13:30,197 It's time to go. Let's load this shit up. 1483 01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:31,949 Let's get rolling. Stop dillydallying. 1484 01:13:31,991 --> 01:13:33,034 The cops is coming. 1485 01:13:33,075 --> 01:13:34,952 Load up the motherfuckin' Rasta van. 1486 01:13:34,994 --> 01:13:36,287 I'm bringing y'all for the music. 1487 01:13:36,329 --> 01:13:38,581 We on the run, like we used to be back in the days. 1488 01:13:38,623 --> 01:13:39,790 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1489 01:13:39,832 --> 01:13:41,834 Hurry, mon, hurry. Put it in now. Move, move! 1490 01:13:41,876 --> 01:13:45,588 Lingerie, close the fuckin' door. It's time to go. 1491 01:13:45,630 --> 01:13:47,340 You know I got the motherfuckin' master plan. 1492 01:13:47,381 --> 01:13:50,051 My Rasta, he gonna fly you to the Keys on my seaplane. 1493 01:13:52,678 --> 01:13:55,264 Time to get me down to Key West, baby. 1494 01:13:55,306 --> 01:13:57,350 Cops ain't never gonna catch the Moondog. 1495 01:13:57,391 --> 01:13:59,143 Moondog, come on, hurry up. 1496 01:13:59,185 --> 01:14:00,561 Get this shit on the plane, fast like. 1497 01:14:00,603 --> 01:14:02,605 I hope we got enough weed for this. 1498 01:14:02,647 --> 01:14:05,066 Let's go, man. Yeah. 1499 01:14:05,107 --> 01:14:06,484 Shit. 1500 01:14:06,525 --> 01:14:08,235 This is gonna be fun. 1501 01:14:08,277 --> 01:14:10,404 Didn't know it'd be this easy. 1502 01:14:10,446 --> 01:14:13,574 Hey, uh... is he a good pilot? 1503 01:14:13,616 --> 01:14:15,201 Not at all. 1504 01:14:15,242 --> 01:14:16,452 - Not at all? - No, man. 1505 01:14:16,494 --> 01:14:18,120 He got glaucoma in both his eyes. 1506 01:14:18,162 --> 01:14:19,872 But when he's zooted off of that shit, 1507 01:14:19,914 --> 01:14:21,791 he'll get you where you need to be. 1508 01:14:21,832 --> 01:14:24,168 But, Dog, you gonna need some cash for the splash. 1509 01:14:24,210 --> 01:14:26,629 Ah, that's gonna cush the landing. 1510 01:14:26,671 --> 01:14:29,465 - Yes, sir. - Well, what can I say, Linge'? 1511 01:14:29,507 --> 01:14:32,468 We shall meet again on some distant shore, my friend. 1512 01:14:34,553 --> 01:14:36,180 Yeah. 1513 01:14:36,222 --> 01:14:38,349 The sun, the rain and the motherfuckin' moon. 1514 01:14:38,391 --> 01:14:39,934 You make us proud down there, you hear me? 1515 01:14:39,976 --> 01:14:42,144 Time for liftoff, Linge'. Time for liftoff. 1516 01:14:42,186 --> 01:14:43,396 Be good, or be good at it. 1517 01:14:43,437 --> 01:14:45,481 - Yeah. - When I smoke enough weed 1518 01:14:45,523 --> 01:14:47,775 and drink the 'shroom tea, 1519 01:14:47,817 --> 01:14:51,612 a few lines of dainty white Bogoté coca... 1520 01:14:51,654 --> 01:14:54,407 - Yeah... - Shit, man! 1521 01:14:54,448 --> 01:14:55,741 - Woof! Woof! - Woof! 1522 01:14:55,783 --> 01:14:58,911 Man, I get insane vision, 1523 01:14:58,953 --> 01:15:01,747 and the vision guide like a spirit 1524 01:15:01,789 --> 01:15:04,625 in a direct line to our final destination. 1525 01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:07,253 - Destination, yeah. - Safe and sound. 1526 01:15:07,294 --> 01:15:10,047 - I don't fuck around. - Ah, you know what, 1527 01:15:10,089 --> 01:15:11,799 it doesn't even matter what you said. 1528 01:15:11,841 --> 01:15:14,176 It just sounds so fuckin' good how you say it. 1529 01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:17,430 You know, I'm 98% blind. 1530 01:15:17,471 --> 01:15:19,306 That's perfect. 1531 01:15:19,348 --> 01:15:21,726 II' 1532 01:15:36,323 --> 01:15:38,909 II' 1533 01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:49,545 They don't even know, man. 1534 01:15:49,587 --> 01:15:50,838 Moondog, what you got?! 1535 01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:52,423 Riding through the slipstream 1536 01:15:52,465 --> 01:15:54,508 with a whole lot of green. 1537 01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:56,427 Gimme some of that, bro! 1538 01:15:56,469 --> 01:15:58,637 Moondog, I love you! - Hey. Yeah. 1539 01:15:58,679 --> 01:15:59,930 Love you, too. 1540 01:15:59,972 --> 01:16:02,349 What's up, Moondog? 1541 01:16:02,391 --> 01:16:05,227 - Ooh... Ooh... 1542 01:16:05,269 --> 01:16:07,521 Yeah, man! 1543 01:16:07,563 --> 01:16:10,107 Hey, Moondog. 1544 01:16:15,029 --> 01:16:18,365 - Honey, I'm home. - Oh, Moondog! 1545 01:16:23,537 --> 01:16:24,747 Mm... 1546 01:16:24,789 --> 01:16:26,499 All right, that's enough! 1547 01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:28,667 This is my Cuban maid. 1548 01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:30,836 Ooh, I think I need some of that. 1549 01:16:30,878 --> 01:16:33,214 Let's get the party started. 1550 01:16:33,255 --> 01:16:35,049 - All right. - Salud. 1551 01:16:35,091 --> 01:16:37,009 All right! 1552 01:16:37,051 --> 01:16:39,220 II' 1553 01:17:07,998 --> 01:17:10,042 Hey, Moondog! 1554 01:17:12,336 --> 01:17:14,380 II' 1555 01:17:31,772 --> 01:17:33,524 Thank you for meeting with me today. 1556 01:17:33,566 --> 01:17:35,192 Yeah, my pleasure. I-l don't remember 1557 01:17:35,234 --> 01:17:37,194 the last time I did one of these. 1558 01:17:37,236 --> 01:17:38,779 Got an interesting life. 1559 01:17:38,821 --> 01:17:40,906 How'd you pull it off? How'd you do it? 1560 01:17:40,948 --> 01:17:45,035 I only pull it off how I do it. 1561 01:17:45,077 --> 01:17:47,288 I mean, look, I could tell you that I've... 1562 01:17:47,329 --> 01:17:49,665 been trying to uncover the abyss 1563 01:17:49,707 --> 01:17:52,626 beneath my illusory connection with the world. 1564 01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:55,379 I could tell you that it's all written in the stars. 1565 01:17:55,421 --> 01:17:58,507 I could tell you that I'm a reverse paranoiac. 1566 01:17:58,549 --> 01:18:00,342 I'm quite certain that the world 1567 01:18:00,384 --> 01:18:02,344 is conspiring to make me happy. 1568 01:18:02,386 --> 01:18:04,138 All three of which are true, but... 1569 01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:07,224 it's really a little simpler than that. 1570 01:18:07,266 --> 01:18:10,561 I like to have fun, man. 1571 01:18:10,603 --> 01:18:12,479 Fun's the fucking gun, man. 1572 01:18:14,648 --> 01:18:16,483 Also, I like boats. 1573 01:18:16,525 --> 01:18:18,485 I like the water. I like the sunshine. 1574 01:18:18,527 --> 01:18:20,946 I like beautiful women a lot. 1575 01:18:20,988 --> 01:18:22,823 And then I get all these things going, man. 1576 01:18:22,865 --> 01:18:24,200 They're all turning me on. 1577 01:18:24,241 --> 01:18:25,576 My wires are connecting upstairs, 1578 01:18:25,618 --> 01:18:27,661 and I start to hear music in my head. 1579 01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:30,372 You know? And the world's reverberating 1580 01:18:30,414 --> 01:18:31,874 back and forth, and I hit the frequency, 1581 01:18:31,916 --> 01:18:34,210 and I start to dance to it, and my fingers get moving, 1582 01:18:34,251 --> 01:18:36,545 my head's getting soupy, 1583 01:18:36,587 --> 01:18:38,589 I'm spinning all over the fucking place, 1584 01:18:38,631 --> 01:18:42,051 and the fucking words come out. 1585 01:18:42,092 --> 01:18:44,970 It's like it's a fucking gift. 1586 01:18:45,012 --> 01:18:46,555 What makes you, Moondog, 1587 01:18:46,597 --> 01:18:49,558 different than all these other people? 1588 01:18:50,935 --> 01:18:52,603 Seriously? 1589 01:18:52,645 --> 01:18:55,356 You mean the ones up north on the mainland? 1590 01:18:55,397 --> 01:18:58,484 The ones racing to their red light, 1591 01:18:58,525 --> 01:19:00,945 the ones stuck in their ways, a little bit too busy 1592 01:19:00,986 --> 01:19:05,074 to check inside and say howdy, howdy, do? 1593 01:19:05,115 --> 01:19:07,868 That shit's not for me, man. I mean, fuck, man. 1594 01:19:07,910 --> 01:19:10,454 So many people trip themselves when they're running downhill. 1595 01:19:10,496 --> 01:19:12,998 Life's hard enough. Why would you fucking want to do that? 1596 01:19:13,040 --> 01:19:15,417 I mean, fuck, we're here to have a good time. 1597 01:19:15,459 --> 01:19:17,127 I just want to have a good time 1598 01:19:17,169 --> 01:19:18,462 until this shit's over, man. 1599 01:19:18,504 --> 01:19:20,673 This life gig's a fucking rodeo. 1600 01:19:20,714 --> 01:19:23,384 I'm gonna suck the nectar out of it and fuck it raw-dog 1601 01:19:23,425 --> 01:19:25,928 till the wheels come off. Mmm. 1602 01:19:25,970 --> 01:19:28,222 - Let me ask you something. - Come on. 1603 01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:29,723 - Off the record. - Come on. 1604 01:19:29,765 --> 01:19:33,227 What's up with the women's clothes? 1605 01:19:33,269 --> 01:19:36,021 - What women's clothes? Motherfucker, 1606 01:19:36,063 --> 01:19:37,398 my phone was dead. 1607 01:19:37,439 --> 01:19:39,650 I held a funeral for that motherfucker. 1608 01:19:39,692 --> 01:19:42,528 I had people giving speeches in remembrance 1609 01:19:42,569 --> 01:19:45,072 of the time when my phone was alive. 1610 01:19:45,114 --> 01:19:47,533 But it is back to life. 1611 01:19:47,574 --> 01:19:49,743 It has resurrected, 1612 01:19:49,785 --> 01:19:54,915 and the phone-a is a-ringing off of the hook-a. 1613 01:19:54,957 --> 01:19:57,167 - -Calling you motherfucking van Gogh 1614 01:19:57,209 --> 01:19:59,086 with words, baby. 1615 01:19:59,128 --> 01:20:01,171 They calling you Walt Disney. They want to freeze 1616 01:20:01,213 --> 01:20:02,965 your motherfucking brain when you die. 1617 01:20:03,007 --> 01:20:06,302 They say your new book is a masterpiece, Moondog. 1618 01:20:06,343 --> 01:20:09,638 But you was acting like a little fuck-boy for a minute. 1619 01:20:11,473 --> 01:20:14,310 And I had to admit... 1620 01:20:14,351 --> 01:20:18,272 true genius takes true guidance, takes true pushing. 1621 01:20:18,314 --> 01:20:21,483 - Let me tell you something. 1622 01:20:21,525 --> 01:20:23,694 - Please, tell me something. - Moondog. 1623 01:20:23,736 --> 01:20:26,405 Tell me something. 1624 01:20:26,447 --> 01:20:29,783 You up for a motherfucking Pulitzer. 1625 01:20:29,825 --> 01:20:31,493 My book's up for a Pulitzer? 1626 01:20:31,535 --> 01:20:33,787 - Pulitzer. - Ah! 1627 01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:37,124 Minnie-boo, you hear this? 1628 01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:39,668 Thank you. 1629 01:20:39,710 --> 01:20:43,505 And now the prize for outstanding poetry. 1630 01:20:43,547 --> 01:20:47,176 It is with great honor that I introduce to you 1631 01:20:47,217 --> 01:20:51,263 - Mr. Moondog. 1632 01:21:13,410 --> 01:21:14,912 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 1633 01:21:19,750 --> 01:21:22,836 I had a lot in my life, 1634 01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:24,463 but I always had this feeling like, 1635 01:21:24,505 --> 01:21:26,131 when I left... 1636 01:21:28,217 --> 01:21:30,344 ...I"IO one gonna remember me. 1637 01:21:33,514 --> 01:21:35,599 But knowing you, 1638 01:21:35,641 --> 01:21:37,810 being a part of what you did... 1639 01:21:40,062 --> 01:21:42,773 ...maybe that means something now. 1640 01:21:46,485 --> 01:21:48,195 I want to thank you. 1641 01:22:04,586 --> 01:22:06,672 You know what I liked the most about being rich? 1642 01:22:06,713 --> 01:22:08,257 Mm? 1643 01:22:08,298 --> 01:22:10,801 You can just... 1644 01:22:10,843 --> 01:22:15,472 be horrible to people, and they just have to take it. 1645 01:22:21,979 --> 01:22:24,940 This next poem is, uh, 1646 01:22:24,982 --> 01:22:29,069 one I wrote at 3:00 a.m., 1647 01:22:29,111 --> 01:22:33,449 coming down off of a two-day acid trip in the Virgin Islands. 1648 01:22:36,118 --> 01:22:38,412 It's called "The Beautiful Poem." 1649 01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:45,169 "I go to bed in Havana 1650 01:22:45,210 --> 01:22:47,588 "thinking about you. 1651 01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:52,676 "Pissing a few moments ago, I... 1652 01:22:52,718 --> 01:22:56,972 "I looked down at my penis 1653 01:22:57,014 --> 01:22:58,807 "with affection. 1654 01:23:00,267 --> 01:23:03,604 "Knowing it has been inside you 1655 01:23:03,645 --> 01:23:05,731 "twice today... 1656 01:23:08,775 --> 01:23:10,819 ...makes me feel beautiful." 1657 01:23:14,781 --> 01:23:16,992 Go, Moondog! Moondog! 1658 01:23:25,334 --> 01:23:27,211 II' 1659 01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:37,888 Ah... 1660 01:23:42,559 --> 01:23:45,229 I have to admit I didn't think you could do it, Dad. 1661 01:23:45,270 --> 01:23:46,813 No? 1662 01:23:46,855 --> 01:23:49,191 But you managed to pull it off somehow. 1663 01:23:49,233 --> 01:23:51,193 Sweetie, 1664 01:23:51,235 --> 01:23:54,238 told you don't ever bet against the Moondog. 1665 01:23:57,324 --> 01:23:59,576 I'm just so happy you finally dumped Limp-Dick. 1666 01:23:59,618 --> 01:24:01,245 Oh. I know. 1667 01:24:01,286 --> 01:24:02,621 He sucked. Right? 1668 01:24:02,663 --> 01:24:03,580 Yeah. 1669 01:24:17,177 --> 01:24:19,471 You unlocked a fortune. 1670 01:24:19,513 --> 01:24:21,056 The money is yours. 1671 01:24:21,098 --> 01:24:23,183 : Your complete inheritance is all yours. 1672 01:24:23,225 --> 01:24:24,643 Congratulations. 1673 01:24:24,685 --> 01:24:27,688 Exactly. Perfect. Listen. I want it all in cash, man. 1674 01:24:27,729 --> 01:24:29,398 What was that? 1675 01:24:29,439 --> 01:24:32,651 - Cash, man. C-A-S-H, cash. 1676 01:24:32,693 --> 01:24:34,570 All greenbacks. I don't want you to put a penny 1677 01:24:34,611 --> 01:24:36,196 of that stuff in the bank. 1678 01:24:36,238 --> 01:24:37,656 You know, I don't trust those Illuminati 1679 01:24:37,698 --> 01:24:39,074 -motherfuckers. 1680 01:24:39,116 --> 01:24:40,325 Now, here's what you're gonna do. 1681 01:24:40,367 --> 01:24:42,286 I want you to buy me a sailboat. 1682 01:24:42,327 --> 01:24:44,454 All right? Like, a 150-, 200-footer, 1683 01:24:44,496 --> 01:24:46,081 something really nice, preferably vintage, 1684 01:24:46,123 --> 01:24:48,500 and I want you to name that boat Success, 1685 01:24:48,542 --> 01:24:50,627 after my old friend Captain Wack, 1686 01:24:50,669 --> 01:24:52,671 and then you're gonna put the rest of the cash 1687 01:24:52,713 --> 01:24:54,047 stacked in that sailboat, 1688 01:24:54,089 --> 01:24:55,799 and I want you 1689 01:24:55,841 --> 01:24:57,593 to sail it down here to me. 1690 01:24:57,634 --> 01:24:59,052 That's over $50 million 1691 01:24:59,094 --> 01:25:00,679 in cash, Moondog. 1692 01:25:00,721 --> 01:25:01,847 All right, don't fuck it up. 1693 01:25:06,602 --> 01:25:09,896 She's gonna want to marry me now that I'm rich, right, huh? 1694 01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:11,481 That's right. 1695 01:25:11,523 --> 01:25:12,941 What do you think about that, huh? 1696 01:25:12,983 --> 01:25:14,484 Cash in a boat. 1697 01:25:14,526 --> 01:25:16,278 We could do whatever we want or nothing at all. 1698 01:25:18,071 --> 01:25:20,657 - Yeah, mon. - There she is. 1699 01:25:20,699 --> 01:25:22,200 That's beautiful. 1700 01:25:22,242 --> 01:25:24,536 She's awesome, man. Awesome boat. 1701 01:25:24,578 --> 01:25:28,081 Got great shapes in the cargo. There's $46 million on board. 1702 01:25:28,123 --> 01:25:29,249 - Man... 1703 01:25:29,291 --> 01:25:31,877 we're gonna buy ourselves so much weed. 1704 01:25:31,918 --> 01:25:34,046 Mmm. 1705 01:25:34,087 --> 01:25:36,089 - What do you think about that? 1706 01:25:38,258 --> 01:25:39,551 You know what I want to do? 1707 01:25:39,593 --> 01:25:42,262 I want to have a big fucking firework show, man, 1708 01:25:42,304 --> 01:25:44,514 invite all my friends from the Keys. 1709 01:25:44,556 --> 01:25:46,683 None of that sparkler bullshit 1710 01:25:46,725 --> 01:25:48,935 that impresses lesbians, pregnant women and babies. 1711 01:25:48,977 --> 01:25:50,979 No, no, no, let's-let's Valhalla 1712 01:25:51,021 --> 01:25:52,481 this motherfucker, you know what I mean? 1713 01:25:52,522 --> 01:25:53,690 Raise the dead. 1714 01:25:54,733 --> 01:25:56,777 - Make it awesome for Minnie. - Boom. 1715 01:25:56,818 --> 01:25:58,904 Work it, Moondog. 1716 01:25:58,945 --> 01:26:02,407 - Mooney, money. Money! 1717 01:26:07,996 --> 01:26:09,956 ♪ We were born ♪ 1718 01:26:09,998 --> 01:26:12,250 ♪ Before the wind... ♪ 1719 01:26:15,379 --> 01:26:18,674 All right, Federales, this is where you get off. 1720 01:26:18,715 --> 01:26:19,841 One for you. 1721 01:26:19,883 --> 01:26:21,093 Gracias, sefior. 1722 01:26:21,134 --> 01:26:22,886 - One for you. - Thank you. 1723 01:26:22,928 --> 01:26:26,306 ♪ As we sailed into the mystic ♪ 1724 01:26:29,184 --> 01:26:30,811 ' ' 1725 01:26:30,852 --> 01:26:32,270 ♪ Hark, now hear ♪ 1726 01:26:32,312 --> 01:26:35,816 ♪ The sailors cry ♪ 1727 01:26:37,484 --> 01:26:41,029 ♪ Let your soul and spirit fly ♪ 1728 01:26:41,071 --> 01:26:43,073 ♪ Into the mystic ♪ 1729 01:26:46,034 --> 01:26:49,287 ♪ And when that foghorn blows ♪ 1730 01:26:49,329 --> 01:26:52,165 - ♪ I want to hear it ♪ 1731 01:26:52,207 --> 01:26:57,003 ♪ I don't have to fear it, and I ♪ 1732 01:26:57,045 --> 01:27:01,091 ♪ Want to rock your gypsy soul ♪ 1733 01:27:02,926 --> 01:27:05,846 ♪ Just like way back in the days of old ♪ 1734 01:27:08,974 --> 01:27:11,518 ♪ And magnificently we will float ♪ 1735 01:27:11,560 --> 01:27:13,603 ♪ Into the mystic ♪ 1736 01:27:29,995 --> 01:27:34,499 ♪ I got to hear it, I don't have to fear it ♪ 1737 01:27:34,541 --> 01:27:37,002 - ♪ And I ♪ 1738 01:27:37,043 --> 01:27:40,046 ♪ Want to rock your gypsy soul ♪ 1739 01:27:41,256 --> 01:27:43,049 ♪ Just like way back ♪ 1740 01:27:43,091 --> 01:27:44,885 ♪ In the days of old ♪ 1741 01:27:46,511 --> 01:27:50,140 ♪ And together we will float... ♪ 1742 01:27:50,182 --> 01:27:52,142 That's great poetry. 1743 01:27:55,270 --> 01:27:57,564 ♪ Come on, girl ♪ 1744 01:28:01,818 --> 01:28:05,739 Oh! Holy shitfire. 1745 01:28:07,949 --> 01:28:10,494 That was so much fun. 1746 01:28:19,544 --> 01:28:21,546 Holy shit, huh? 1747 01:28:21,588 --> 01:28:23,423 That was a close one, wasn't it? 1748 01:28:25,842 --> 01:28:28,386 Hey, yo, yo, Y°I 1749 01:28:49,699 --> 01:28:53,829 ♪ Too late to stop now. ♪ 1750 01:29:01,127 --> 01:29:03,380 Oh, what a fucking blast. 1751 01:29:03,421 --> 01:29:05,215 II' 1752 01:29:24,359 --> 01:29:26,486 ♪ Looking for the Moondog ♪ 1753 01:29:29,364 --> 01:29:32,075 ♪ Is he fishing in the moonfog? ♪ 1754 01:29:35,203 --> 01:29:37,455 ♪ Or running things like a wild hog? ♪ 1755 01:29:40,083 --> 01:29:42,627 ♪ Never wonder at the end 'cause ♪ 1756 01:29:46,214 --> 01:29:49,009 ♪ We've seen this act before ♪ 1757 01:29:49,050 --> 01:29:51,761 ♪ Heard this monologue ♪ 1758 01:29:51,803 --> 01:29:56,725 ♪ He's a wanted man with his head stuck in the sand ♪ 1759 01:29:56,766 --> 01:29:58,977 ♪ Down and disavowed ♪ 1760 01:29:59,019 --> 01:30:01,938 ♪ Being way too fucking loud ♪ 1761 01:30:01,980 --> 01:30:06,985 ♪ We got to get a leash on that dog ♪ 1762 01:30:07,027 --> 01:30:08,320 ♪ Woof ♪ 1763 01:30:08,361 --> 01:30:09,863 ♪ On that dog ♪ 1764 01:30:14,492 --> 01:30:17,329 ♪ He's always dancing in the moonbeams ♪ 1765 01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:22,834 ♪ Never cozy in the mainstream ♪ 1766 01:30:25,295 --> 01:30:28,131 ♪ Always sucking up the moonlight ♪ 1767 01:30:30,759 --> 01:30:33,261 ♪ Never really got his mind right ♪ 1768 01:30:37,140 --> 01:30:39,392 ♪ Melted like a Fudgesicle ♪ 1769 01:30:39,434 --> 01:30:42,103 ♪ Left out in the sun ♪ 1770 01:30:42,145 --> 01:30:44,439 ♪ Time is running out ♪ 1771 01:30:44,481 --> 01:30:47,734 ♪ He's a man on the run ♪ 1772 01:30:47,776 --> 01:30:49,986 ♪ Death of a dream ♪ 1773 01:30:50,028 --> 01:30:53,198 ♪ We've got to plot a scheme ♪ 1774 01:30:53,239 --> 01:30:58,411 ♪ Got to get his ass out of town ♪ 1775 01:30:58,453 --> 01:31:01,039 ♪ Hiding in the mangroves ♪ 1776 01:31:01,081 --> 01:31:03,625 ♪ Till the coast is clear ♪ 1777 01:31:03,667 --> 01:31:06,586 ♪ Take him up to Disney World ♪ 1778 01:31:06,628 --> 01:31:08,797 ♪ Get him out of here ♪ 1779 01:31:08,838 --> 01:31:11,841 ♪ Looks like he's having flashbacks ♪ 1780 01:31:11,883 --> 01:31:14,427 ♪ Speaking Lebanese ♪ 1781 01:31:14,469 --> 01:31:16,972 ♪ Put him in a Greyhound ♪ 1782 01:31:17,013 --> 01:31:21,851 ♪ Heading for the Keys ♪ 1783 01:31:25,355 --> 01:31:27,649 ♪ They need to never find the Moondog ♪ 1784 01:31:30,819 --> 01:31:33,154 ♪ Keep him hidden in the moonfog ♪ 1785 01:31:35,824 --> 01:31:38,410 ♪ A little ganja and some good grog ♪ 1786 01:31:41,496 --> 01:31:44,165 ♪ Keep it gentle to the Moondog ♪ 1787 01:31:46,835 --> 01:31:49,170 ♪ I was working on a moon scheme ♪ 1788 01:31:52,132 --> 01:31:54,676 ♪ Not exactly looking downstream ♪ 1789 01:31:57,512 --> 01:31:59,973 ♪ Watch him hoppin' like a tree frog ♪ 1790 01:32:02,892 --> 01:32:05,228 ♪ Hope he makes it to his epilogue ♪ 1791 01:32:05,270 --> 01:32:09,274 ♪ Epilogue, demagogue, monologue ♪ 1792 01:32:09,315 --> 01:32:11,985 ♪ A hoppin' frog ♪ 1793 01:32:12,027 --> 01:32:15,864 ♪ Moondog. ♪ 1794 01:32:21,536 --> 01:32:23,413 II' 1795 01:32:53,568 --> 01:32:55,445 II' 1796 01:33:25,600 --> 01:33:27,477 II' 1797 01:33:57,632 --> 01:33:59,509 II' 1798 01:34:29,664 --> 01:34:31,541 II' 131799