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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,473 --> 00:00:02,268 _ 2 00:00:24,091 --> 00:00:26,158 I'm so happy you're home. 3 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:28,026 I'm so happy to be home. 4 00:00:32,099 --> 00:00:33,766 Get in my arms right now! 5 00:00:36,503 --> 00:00:38,036 Oh, my God. 6 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,171 You cut all your hair off. 7 00:00:39,438 --> 00:00:41,408 - Yeah, it's fun. - Is it? Eh. 8 00:00:41,467 --> 00:00:43,275 You need a haircut. 9 00:00:43,276 --> 00:00:45,243 What do you think of the posters? 10 00:00:45,245 --> 00:00:46,711 Oh, yeah, great, man. 11 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:50,416 Looks a little more like Mom than it does Delilah, but yeah. 12 00:00:50,418 --> 00:00:52,151 I was thinking she's been gone for a year, 13 00:00:52,153 --> 00:00:53,254 so she might look a little older. 14 00:00:53,255 --> 00:00:54,805 I'm sure people will see the resemblance. 15 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:56,749 I mean, I'm just so happy to be home, okay. 16 00:00:57,363 --> 00:00:58,970 And nothing is gonna stop us thi... 17 00:00:58,971 --> 00:01:00,236 Hey! 18 00:01:00,238 --> 00:01:01,638 - Hey! - Hey, hey. 19 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:02,973 - Slow your roll. - I'm slow. 20 00:01:02,975 --> 00:01:04,374 Okay, my roll couldn't be slower. 21 00:01:04,376 --> 00:01:06,576 Okay, I'm just saying, every time we charge into a situation, 22 00:01:06,578 --> 00:01:08,244 we end up tripping on our own dick, so... 23 00:01:08,246 --> 00:01:09,932 I'm not gonna trip on anything, all right? 24 00:01:09,933 --> 00:01:12,382 - Okay. - We're getting the band back together. 25 00:01:12,384 --> 00:01:15,251 Hey, man, um, you're kind of plastering over 26 00:01:15,253 --> 00:01:17,276 the posters my son put up, so, uh... 27 00:01:17,681 --> 00:01:19,615 Missing Delilah is your band? 28 00:01:19,617 --> 00:01:21,817 Uh, no. M-My child is Delilah. 29 00:01:21,819 --> 00:01:23,152 She's... She's missing. 30 00:01:23,154 --> 00:01:25,955 But you just said you were getting the band back together. 31 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:27,728 I did. It's a figure of speech. 32 00:01:27,748 --> 00:01:29,566 Okay, well, where am I supposed to put my band? 33 00:01:29,950 --> 00:01:32,684 Again, it's not a band. 34 00:01:32,686 --> 00:01:33,819 It's a... 35 00:01:33,821 --> 00:01:36,346 My child Delilah, she ran away. 36 00:01:37,090 --> 00:01:40,722 Oh! I thought it was a band. 37 00:01:40,854 --> 00:01:42,754 Yeah, a couple times now. But no. 38 00:01:43,897 --> 00:01:44,904 Hey. 39 00:01:45,492 --> 00:01:46,558 Found her. 40 00:01:46,567 --> 00:01:48,167 Nate, let it go. 41 00:01:48,169 --> 00:01:49,835 You're tired. You just got home. 42 00:01:49,837 --> 00:01:51,370 Hey, you haven't even seen the place yet. 43 00:01:51,372 --> 00:01:52,637 You're gonna love it. It's small, 44 00:01:52,639 --> 00:01:54,039 but you're gonna love it. Jesus Christ! 45 00:01:54,041 --> 00:01:55,608 - Are you deaf? - What?! 46 00:01:56,710 --> 00:01:57,776 Between the Putt-Putt 47 00:01:57,778 --> 00:01:59,711 and the old folks' home with the unsecured Wi-Fi, 48 00:01:59,713 --> 00:02:02,714 this is prime real estate for band peeps. 49 00:02:03,917 --> 00:02:05,517 You know what? There was a time in my life 50 00:02:05,519 --> 00:02:07,019 when someone like you did something like this, 51 00:02:07,020 --> 00:02:08,453 I would probably break all their teeth. 52 00:02:08,455 --> 00:02:10,856 And their nose. A few ribs. 53 00:02:10,858 --> 00:02:13,992 Geez, no wonder your daughter ran away... Hitler. 54 00:02:15,262 --> 00:02:16,327 Godwin's law. 55 00:02:16,329 --> 00:02:19,064 Ah, see?! She's heard of us, old man! 56 00:02:19,066 --> 00:02:22,667 But, uh, we're actually called Goblin's Slaw. 57 00:02:22,669 --> 00:02:25,270 No, young man, it's Godwin's law. 58 00:02:25,272 --> 00:02:27,006 If a debate goes on long enough, 59 00:02:27,008 --> 00:02:28,812 Hitler is eventually brought up. 60 00:02:28,813 --> 00:02:30,676 Can you just break his jaw so we can leave already? 61 00:02:30,677 --> 00:02:31,992 No, I'm not gonna do that, okay? 62 00:02:31,993 --> 00:02:33,064 You're right, man. 63 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:36,348 A lot of the reasons why my daughter ran away was my fault. 64 00:02:36,550 --> 00:02:38,888 And I'm trying to make a change. 65 00:02:38,889 --> 00:02:41,153 - You're doing great. Doing a great job. - Okay, so I'm asking you, 66 00:02:41,154 --> 00:02:43,622 please, just stop doing what you're doing, okay? 67 00:02:43,624 --> 00:02:44,890 No can douche. 68 00:02:47,695 --> 00:02:49,384 Aah! 69 00:02:49,385 --> 00:02:50,899 Why would you do that?! 70 00:02:51,164 --> 00:02:54,306 He broke my teeth and my jaw. 71 00:02:54,768 --> 00:02:56,367 Get me out of here! 72 00:02:56,369 --> 00:02:57,836 Get me out of here! 73 00:02:57,838 --> 00:02:59,138 Babe, what do you say when you do the... 74 00:02:59,139 --> 00:03:00,227 Am I being detained? 75 00:03:00,228 --> 00:03:01,707 Yeah. Hey, am I being detained? 76 00:03:01,709 --> 00:03:03,375 Yes. Yes, you are. 77 00:03:03,377 --> 00:03:04,471 Oh, shit. 78 00:03:24,732 --> 00:03:26,265 What are you in for? 79 00:03:26,267 --> 00:03:27,733 Shitty parents. 80 00:03:28,669 --> 00:03:30,669 So just to be clear, we're going with 81 00:03:30,671 --> 00:03:33,881 42-year-old man claims 17-year-old boy started it? 82 00:03:33,882 --> 00:03:35,941 He did. He stapled me. 83 00:03:35,943 --> 00:03:38,410 Listen, I get it. Your daughter's dead. 84 00:03:38,412 --> 00:03:40,011 She's not dead. She's missing. 85 00:03:40,013 --> 00:03:42,147 For over a year. Those odds aren't good. 86 00:03:42,149 --> 00:03:44,149 I can't imagine what you're going through. 87 00:03:46,419 --> 00:03:47,753 Let me show you this video we made. 88 00:03:54,561 --> 00:03:56,161 I think you're gonna like this. 89 00:03:56,163 --> 00:03:58,163 Missing children are kind of my jam. 90 00:04:00,433 --> 00:04:01,713 _ 91 00:04:02,432 --> 00:04:04,432 _ 92 00:04:05,106 --> 00:04:07,106 _ 93 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:09,008 _ 94 00:04:10,778 --> 00:04:13,312 I wanted to see the world when I grew up. 95 00:04:13,314 --> 00:04:14,846 I never thought I'd see it 96 00:04:14,848 --> 00:04:16,715 while stuck in a cargo container 97 00:04:16,717 --> 00:04:18,517 on my way to Thailand, 98 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:22,664 trying not to vomit from the sea of urine and feces. 99 00:04:23,056 --> 00:04:25,367 And I've only been missing for 24 hours, 100 00:04:25,926 --> 00:04:27,659 just like all these girls. 101 00:04:29,196 --> 00:04:31,930 My God! Why would you make us watch this? 102 00:04:31,932 --> 00:04:34,533 To press upon you the fact of how important it is 103 00:04:34,535 --> 00:04:36,135 to get your daughter back ASAP. 104 00:04:36,137 --> 00:04:38,069 We already know that. 105 00:04:38,071 --> 00:04:39,171 Well, check this out. 106 00:04:41,008 --> 00:04:42,340 When I was a little girl, 107 00:04:42,341 --> 00:04:44,402 I dreamed of being a famous magician. 108 00:04:44,745 --> 00:04:46,326 I'm been missing 48 hours, 109 00:04:46,327 --> 00:04:49,132 and the only tricks I can do now are the ones I turn... 110 00:04:49,817 --> 00:04:51,216 for heroin. 111 00:04:51,218 --> 00:04:52,752 Oh, come on! 112 00:04:53,420 --> 00:04:54,687 Oh! 113 00:04:56,289 --> 00:04:57,689 That dirty pervert? 114 00:04:57,691 --> 00:04:59,179 Our desk sergeant Barry. 115 00:04:59,379 --> 00:05:01,680 He said he wasn't an actor, but that... one take. 116 00:05:02,849 --> 00:05:05,050 Tough crowd. All right, here you go. 117 00:05:05,166 --> 00:05:08,233 I was supposed to have a playdate today. 118 00:05:10,504 --> 00:05:12,271 I'm pretty good at hide-and-seek. 119 00:05:15,042 --> 00:05:17,855 But if you haven't found me after 72 hours, 120 00:05:18,475 --> 00:05:20,112 you'll be seeking me forever. 121 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:25,917 Jesus Christ, would you turn this off, please?! 122 00:05:25,919 --> 00:05:29,109 Funny story... the little girl is allergic to corn syrup. 123 00:05:29,110 --> 00:05:30,377 That's what we used to make the blood, 124 00:05:30,378 --> 00:05:31,445 that and a little food coloring. 125 00:05:31,446 --> 00:05:32,921 But you know these stage moms. 126 00:05:32,923 --> 00:05:35,189 "Oh, she'll be fine. It's okay." 127 00:05:35,190 --> 00:05:37,821 I'm gonna tell you again, our daughter is not dead. 128 00:05:37,822 --> 00:05:39,461 We get videos from her all the time. 129 00:05:39,463 --> 00:05:41,195 Bet they're not as good as my videos. 130 00:05:41,197 --> 00:05:42,464 I... 131 00:05:42,466 --> 00:05:44,198 She's living here in Syracuse, 132 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,601 and we need your help to find her, please. 133 00:05:46,603 --> 00:05:47,936 Well, you are in luck. 134 00:05:47,938 --> 00:05:51,005 Because this video has a "tips and tricks" portion. 135 00:05:51,007 --> 00:05:53,207 _ 136 00:05:53,209 --> 00:05:55,877 Tip one... contact local law enforcement. 137 00:05:55,879 --> 00:05:57,679 Syracuse P.D.! 138 00:05:57,681 --> 00:05:59,281 You already did that. Good for you. 139 00:05:59,283 --> 00:06:01,616 Tip two... fliers work. 140 00:06:01,618 --> 00:06:02,884 Blanket your neighborhood, 141 00:06:02,886 --> 00:06:06,554 'cause chances are somebody saw me with her. 142 00:06:06,556 --> 00:06:07,890 Check... two for two. 143 00:06:07,892 --> 00:06:10,425 Barry, say hi. Big fans over here. 144 00:06:10,809 --> 00:06:12,226 Hey, folks, how you doing? 145 00:06:12,228 --> 00:06:15,430 Tip three, make sure to always contact family members. 146 00:06:15,432 --> 00:06:18,522 They may be a safe haven for your little runaway. 147 00:06:19,369 --> 00:06:20,702 I'm assuming you did that. 148 00:06:20,704 --> 00:06:22,538 - Of course. - Yeah. 149 00:06:24,708 --> 00:06:25,708 What? 150 00:06:25,709 --> 00:06:27,375 You called your family, right? 151 00:06:27,377 --> 00:06:29,872 You're my family. There's no one else to call. 152 00:06:30,180 --> 00:06:31,506 What about your mom? 153 00:06:31,715 --> 00:06:33,520 - Hmm? - Did you call your mom? 154 00:06:34,209 --> 00:06:36,375 I searched the globe, okay? 155 00:06:36,653 --> 00:06:38,787 Deserts, tundra, jungle. 156 00:06:38,789 --> 00:06:40,054 Don't forget Japan! 157 00:06:40,056 --> 00:06:42,056 Hey, don't bring up Japan! 158 00:06:42,327 --> 00:06:44,438 Okay, I don't even want to hear the word "Japan." 159 00:06:44,861 --> 00:06:46,194 So shitty. 160 00:06:46,196 --> 00:06:47,996 Please tell me you called your mom. 161 00:06:47,998 --> 00:06:49,531 Did you call my mom? 162 00:06:49,533 --> 00:06:51,129 Why would I call your mom? She's not my mom. 163 00:06:51,390 --> 00:06:53,614 - So you admit you didn't call my mom? - Did you call your mom?! 164 00:06:53,694 --> 00:06:56,404 I didn't have to call my mom because she's a horrible person 165 00:06:56,406 --> 00:06:58,406 and there's no way Delilah would go there. 166 00:06:58,408 --> 00:07:00,408 Yeah, I see her. 167 00:07:00,706 --> 00:07:03,011 Little twat pops in at least once a week. 168 00:07:03,013 --> 00:07:06,212 Uses all my hot water and steals my fiber bars. 169 00:07:06,213 --> 00:07:07,556 - Unbelievable. - I know. 170 00:07:07,762 --> 00:07:09,417 Who would want to spend even a second here? 171 00:07:09,419 --> 00:07:12,287 Seriously, everything that comes out of her mouth is an insult. 172 00:07:13,423 --> 00:07:15,624 She must have been so desperate to come here. 173 00:07:17,093 --> 00:07:19,427 It was a phone call, one phone call. 174 00:07:19,429 --> 00:07:21,763 Mistakes were made on both sides. 175 00:07:21,765 --> 00:07:23,131 One side. 176 00:07:55,399 --> 00:07:57,999 Why wouldn't you call me and tell me she was here? 177 00:07:58,001 --> 00:08:02,003 Well, I thought about calling you on my birthday 178 00:08:02,005 --> 00:08:04,405 and then again on Mother's Day. 179 00:08:04,406 --> 00:08:06,011 And I really wanted to say something 180 00:08:06,012 --> 00:08:08,865 that day I had a mass removed from my hip, 181 00:08:08,919 --> 00:08:10,519 but it turned out to be malignant, 182 00:08:10,521 --> 00:08:13,957 and I thought, "Nah, I don't want to intrude on his busy life." 183 00:08:15,139 --> 00:08:17,677 So what time does Delilah usually come by? 184 00:08:18,262 --> 00:08:19,899 I don't pay attention to clocks. 185 00:08:21,599 --> 00:08:23,332 Look behind you. There's like 50 of them. 186 00:08:23,334 --> 00:08:24,867 What are you, a clock Nazi? 187 00:08:24,869 --> 00:08:26,068 Don't call me a... 188 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:28,204 Stop it, stop. What... What day? 189 00:08:28,206 --> 00:08:29,405 What day does she come by? 190 00:08:29,407 --> 00:08:31,340 Hump day, 3:00 p.m. 191 00:08:31,342 --> 00:08:32,675 Like clockwork. 192 00:08:32,677 --> 00:08:34,203 That's... That's today. 193 00:08:34,204 --> 00:08:35,478 Great, so 3:00 p.m. today. 194 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:38,053 No, today's Wednesday. Hump day's Thursday. 195 00:08:38,483 --> 00:08:41,017 No. No, hump day's Wednesday. 196 00:08:41,019 --> 00:08:42,951 No, Thursday. 197 00:08:42,953 --> 00:08:44,620 When the guys get their dick pills 198 00:08:44,622 --> 00:08:46,489 and the gals get their cheap thrills. 199 00:08:46,491 --> 00:08:47,756 It means we get laid. 200 00:08:47,758 --> 00:08:49,025 Hump. You know, hump means... 201 00:08:49,027 --> 00:08:50,226 Okay, we get it. 202 00:08:50,228 --> 00:08:52,895 Oh, we get it... that is, STDs. 203 00:08:52,897 --> 00:08:53,963 But it's okay. 204 00:08:53,965 --> 00:08:56,232 I can run the clock out on most of 'em. 205 00:08:56,234 --> 00:08:58,835 Even syphilis doesn't have time to get me. 206 00:08:58,837 --> 00:09:02,816 Helen, what's with all these "Delilah's missing" posters? 207 00:09:02,817 --> 00:09:05,307 She's not missing. I'm seeing her tonight. 208 00:09:05,309 --> 00:09:06,517 Wait, you know my daughter? 209 00:09:06,578 --> 00:09:09,728 Sure! She plays in a band with my grandson. 210 00:09:09,914 --> 00:09:11,314 I think they may be schtupping. 211 00:09:11,316 --> 00:09:13,233 Please tell me that means more than one thing. 212 00:09:13,235 --> 00:09:14,334 'Course it does. 213 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:15,784 You got your regular schtupping. 214 00:09:15,786 --> 00:09:17,319 You got your doggie-style schtupping. 215 00:09:17,321 --> 00:09:18,721 You got your shower schtupping. 216 00:09:18,723 --> 00:09:20,122 Speaking of which, Helen, 217 00:09:20,124 --> 00:09:22,791 I'm gonna hit the steam room and limber up, 218 00:09:22,793 --> 00:09:26,529 so in 20 minutes, you be ready to get some. 219 00:09:26,531 --> 00:09:30,507 - Oh, come on! He just ruined my thing. - Thank God. 220 00:09:30,593 --> 00:09:31,800 Oh, hey. 221 00:09:31,802 --> 00:09:33,061 - Hey, man. - Just... Just... 222 00:09:33,062 --> 00:09:34,471 - I'm gonna go find the steam shower. - Yeah, go... go get him. 223 00:09:34,472 --> 00:09:35,938 - Go get him. I sh... - You stay here. 224 00:09:35,940 --> 00:09:37,540 I should... I should go with you. 225 00:09:37,542 --> 00:09:39,341 J-Jared, why don't you stay here with Nana, 226 00:09:39,343 --> 00:09:40,677 get some quality family time. 227 00:09:40,679 --> 00:09:42,344 Using me as a punishment? 228 00:09:42,346 --> 00:09:44,280 No! I just... I thought it would be nice. 229 00:09:44,282 --> 00:09:46,593 - What would be nice? - Just to catch up. 230 00:09:46,817 --> 00:09:50,219 - On what? - All... everything. 231 00:09:50,221 --> 00:09:51,387 No, no. 232 00:09:53,314 --> 00:09:56,015 How far along are you in the transition process? 233 00:09:56,294 --> 00:09:57,960 I'm a boy. 234 00:09:57,962 --> 00:09:59,128 Bullshit. 235 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:03,866 Oh, God. 236 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:05,949 Occupied! 237 00:10:06,771 --> 00:10:08,037 What are you doing in here? 238 00:10:08,039 --> 00:10:09,838 - Oh, what is that? - What? 239 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:12,375 You ain't never seen a pair of testankles before? 240 00:10:12,377 --> 00:10:14,443 What? Testicles that hang to your ankles. 241 00:10:14,445 --> 00:10:15,644 Okay, sorry. I'm sorry. 242 00:10:15,646 --> 00:10:17,330 Get used to it, 'cause I'm gonna have them, too. 243 00:10:17,782 --> 00:10:18,981 Oh, hey. 244 00:10:18,983 --> 00:10:20,249 Marty, hey. 245 00:10:20,251 --> 00:10:21,384 Can I ask you a quick question? 246 00:10:21,386 --> 00:10:23,519 - You mind closing the door? - Absolutely, yes. 247 00:10:23,521 --> 00:10:25,654 You said you were seeing Delilah tonight. Uh, where? 248 00:10:26,199 --> 00:10:27,934 Check the poster over there, you putz. 249 00:10:27,935 --> 00:10:29,125 Now, close the door. 250 00:10:29,127 --> 00:10:30,259 What? 251 00:10:38,208 --> 00:10:39,833 Babe, how could you miss this? 252 00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:41,337 I... 253 00:10:41,339 --> 00:10:43,072 really need to slow my roll. 254 00:10:43,074 --> 00:10:44,407 Yeah. 255 00:10:44,409 --> 00:10:45,674 - God. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 256 00:10:45,676 --> 00:10:47,543 - Let's just go. Let's go. - Hold on, hold on. 257 00:10:47,545 --> 00:10:48,945 So, quick question. Hi. 258 00:10:49,130 --> 00:10:51,748 Um, I haven't seen my daughter in a really long time, 259 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:53,882 and your grandson sounds lovely. 260 00:10:53,884 --> 00:10:56,352 But this whole schtupping thing, that's not true, is it? 261 00:10:56,354 --> 00:11:00,421 Well, I'll tell ya, every grandson when he hits puberty 262 00:11:00,491 --> 00:11:03,492 loves to sit his tuchus on Zeyde's lap 263 00:11:03,494 --> 00:11:05,561 and ask how to properly nosh out a knish. 264 00:11:05,563 --> 00:11:06,876 That's my daughter you're talking about. 265 00:11:06,897 --> 00:11:07,963 - Oh, it is? - Yes. 266 00:11:07,964 --> 00:11:09,003 Well, she should thank me. 267 00:11:09,004 --> 00:11:12,368 I taught him to use the Hebrew alphabet with his tongue. 268 00:11:12,788 --> 00:11:14,837 Now close the goddamn door. It's getting cold in here. 269 00:11:14,839 --> 00:11:16,372 Oh, you like it hot, do you? 270 00:11:16,374 --> 00:11:18,641 Does your daughter like to ride a big schmeckle? 271 00:11:18,643 --> 00:11:20,176 Yes. Close the door. 272 00:11:21,379 --> 00:11:23,579 Whoa, be cool! Slow your roll! 273 00:11:23,581 --> 00:11:25,314 How's that? Is that hot enough for ya? 274 00:11:25,316 --> 00:11:26,582 I'll let you know. 275 00:11:26,584 --> 00:11:28,785 It's not instantaneous, you nudge. 276 00:11:28,787 --> 00:11:31,053 Then you have no idea what it feels like to lose somebody. 277 00:11:31,055 --> 00:11:33,790 I'm 77 years old and Jewish. 278 00:11:33,792 --> 00:11:35,725 What do you think? Oh. 279 00:11:38,797 --> 00:11:39,797 Open it. 280 00:11:40,014 --> 00:11:41,828 - What? Open what? - The door. 281 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,399 You're blocking it with your foot. 282 00:11:43,401 --> 00:11:44,533 No, I'm not. 283 00:11:44,535 --> 00:11:46,142 Then you broke it, you schmendrick. 284 00:11:46,225 --> 00:11:47,336 She closed it. 285 00:11:47,338 --> 00:11:48,504 What does that sign say? 286 00:11:49,608 --> 00:11:51,073 How could you not see? 287 00:11:51,075 --> 00:11:53,142 - Yep. - Not see? 288 00:11:53,144 --> 00:11:55,411 - I... - Not see?! 289 00:11:55,413 --> 00:11:56,945 At least turn down the heat. 290 00:11:56,947 --> 00:11:58,414 It's like an oven in here. 291 00:11:58,416 --> 00:12:00,883 - Oh, shoot. - What the hell?! 292 00:12:00,885 --> 00:12:03,820 I-I'm so sor... I may have broken this, too. 293 00:12:03,822 --> 00:12:05,754 What did you do to Marty? 294 00:12:05,756 --> 00:12:08,090 Okay, be cool. Mistakes were made on both sides. 295 00:12:08,092 --> 00:12:09,826 No, that's not actually true. He started it. 296 00:12:09,828 --> 00:12:10,960 - Marty? - Yeah. 297 00:12:10,962 --> 00:12:12,962 I was mildly annoyed 298 00:12:12,964 --> 00:12:15,498 because he was letting all the steam out. 299 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:16,966 Why would you do that? 300 00:12:16,968 --> 00:12:19,435 You think that steam grows on trees? 301 00:12:19,694 --> 00:12:21,134 Oy vey! 302 00:12:21,973 --> 00:12:24,173 I don't think I'm gonna make it this time. 303 00:12:24,629 --> 00:12:26,375 Tell my grandson I love him, 304 00:12:26,377 --> 00:12:29,245 and tell him he can stay with the shiksa, 305 00:12:29,247 --> 00:12:30,513 but she's just for practice. 306 00:12:30,515 --> 00:12:32,515 What?! Excuse me? For practice? 307 00:12:32,517 --> 00:12:33,850 Like some kind of pocket pussy? 308 00:12:33,852 --> 00:12:34,872 What? 309 00:12:34,873 --> 00:12:36,318 Despite what you're doing, 310 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,654 I believe there's good in your heart. 311 00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:39,055 Do not quote Anne Frank to me. 312 00:12:39,057 --> 00:12:40,923 Don't tell a Holocaust survivor what to do. 313 00:12:40,925 --> 00:12:42,859 You're too young to be a Holocaust survivor! 314 00:12:42,861 --> 00:12:44,793 You're a Holocaust survivor? 315 00:12:44,795 --> 00:12:47,590 - He's lying. - She's Holocaust-denying me! 316 00:12:48,708 --> 00:12:51,333 I can't believe this is how I'm going out. 317 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:54,537 At least if Hitler killed me, I'd have my name on the wall. 318 00:12:54,539 --> 00:12:56,405 You're not gonna die. I'm getting you... 319 00:12:56,407 --> 00:12:58,407 Move back, move back. I'm gonna kick it open. 320 00:12:58,409 --> 00:13:03,079 It's triple-paned tempered glass, you schnook. 321 00:13:03,081 --> 00:13:06,336 You couldn't knock it down with a panzer tank, Rommel. 322 00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:11,420 This is it? 323 00:13:11,422 --> 00:13:12,755 Oy! 324 00:13:12,757 --> 00:13:14,423 - Ah. - Shit. 325 00:13:15,894 --> 00:13:17,493 I'll get you out of there, man. Back up! 326 00:13:18,963 --> 00:13:19,963 What? 327 00:13:23,301 --> 00:13:24,701 Ah! Ah! 328 00:13:28,106 --> 00:13:29,106 What are you doing?! 329 00:13:29,107 --> 00:13:30,506 What do you want me to do? He's dying! 330 00:13:30,508 --> 00:13:32,575 Oh, no! 331 00:13:34,044 --> 00:13:36,379 He's trying to kill Mort! 332 00:13:36,381 --> 00:13:38,915 He is the "Desert Fox." 333 00:13:38,917 --> 00:13:41,684 I'm Schindler in this scenario, okay? 334 00:13:42,653 --> 00:13:44,220 Jesus! Nate. 335 00:13:47,058 --> 00:13:48,758 What is this made of?! 336 00:13:51,195 --> 00:13:52,328 No! 337 00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:53,429 Aah! 338 00:13:54,599 --> 00:13:56,465 Marty, I'm coming for ya! 339 00:13:56,467 --> 00:13:58,200 I got him. 340 00:13:58,202 --> 00:14:00,803 [Grunting. 341 00:14:00,805 --> 00:14:02,739 I got him. Oh. 342 00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:04,006 You all right? 343 00:14:04,008 --> 00:14:06,675 He's okay. He's breathing. 344 00:14:06,677 --> 00:14:08,811 Nate Parker, friend of the Jews. 345 00:14:10,881 --> 00:14:12,448 You're all right. 346 00:14:16,687 --> 00:14:18,354 ? It's fun being weird, it's fun being weird ? 347 00:14:18,355 --> 00:14:21,424 ? It's fun being weird, you should try it sometime ? 348 00:14:21,426 --> 00:14:22,959 - ? It's fun being weird ? - Hey, how are you? 349 00:14:22,961 --> 00:14:24,093 Uh, two, please. 350 00:14:24,095 --> 00:14:25,694 You here for the Deaf Jam? 351 00:14:25,696 --> 00:14:26,846 - You know it. - We are. 352 00:14:26,847 --> 00:14:28,645 - That's us, def. - Really? 353 00:14:28,806 --> 00:14:30,126 You don't sound it. 354 00:14:30,485 --> 00:14:32,435 What does a def person sound like? 355 00:14:32,437 --> 00:14:34,170 I'm not gonna do the voice 'cause that's racist. 356 00:14:34,172 --> 00:14:35,704 No, listen, trust me, this guy, 357 00:14:35,706 --> 00:14:37,706 he just keeps getting def-er with age. 358 00:14:37,708 --> 00:14:39,642 Am I right? 359 00:14:40,037 --> 00:14:41,370 Keep the change. 360 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:43,912 I can't believe Def Jam is still a thing. 361 00:14:43,914 --> 00:14:46,182 I know. I thought it got Me Too'd. 362 00:14:48,586 --> 00:14:50,519 Holy shit! It's so loud in here! 363 00:14:50,521 --> 00:14:52,921 - What?! - I said it's so loud in here! 364 00:14:52,923 --> 00:14:54,190 What did you say?! 365 00:14:54,192 --> 00:14:56,058 I think we should spread out and go look for her! 366 00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:58,060 No, I think we should wait till she goes on, 367 00:14:58,062 --> 00:15:01,130 approach her tenderly, and tell her how much we love her! 368 00:15:01,132 --> 00:15:02,398 No, I'm gonna go find her! 369 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,467 ? You should try it sometime ? 370 00:15:04,469 --> 00:15:06,002 - ? It's fun being weird ? - [Grunts] 371 00:15:06,004 --> 00:15:07,536 ? It's fun being weird ? 372 00:15:07,538 --> 00:15:10,873 ? It's fun being weird, you should try it sometime ? 373 00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:12,141 ? It's fun being weird ? 374 00:15:12,143 --> 00:15:13,406 Excuse me. 375 00:15:13,678 --> 00:15:14,811 Hey! 376 00:15:16,281 --> 00:15:17,798 Hey! 377 00:15:18,216 --> 00:15:19,451 Hey! 378 00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:22,084 What, are you deaf? I need a drink! 379 00:15:25,490 --> 00:15:26,689 Oh, my God. 380 00:15:26,691 --> 00:15:29,091 It's you! Dylan from the poster! 381 00:15:29,093 --> 00:15:30,493 You're Delilah's boyfriend! 382 00:15:30,495 --> 00:15:32,294 We don't like labels, but yes. 383 00:15:32,296 --> 00:15:34,430 What?! Sorry! I can't hear anything in here! 384 00:15:34,432 --> 00:15:37,166 - No one can. - Well, you look like a nice boy! 385 00:15:37,168 --> 00:15:38,552 Dress well! 386 00:15:38,903 --> 00:15:40,703 Seems like you got your shit together! 387 00:15:40,705 --> 00:15:42,305 It's because of the aids. 388 00:15:42,573 --> 00:15:43,973 What?! I'm sorry. 389 00:15:43,975 --> 00:15:45,908 It's so loud! 390 00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:47,977 It sounded like you said you have AIDS! 391 00:15:47,979 --> 00:15:50,847 I do! I got a case of them in China. 392 00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:52,882 It really changed my life. 393 00:15:53,984 --> 00:15:55,318 Excuse me. 394 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:58,321 I'm looking for Delilah. Do you see Delilah? 395 00:15:58,323 --> 00:16:01,724 Stop. Stop. Stop fighting, children. 396 00:16:01,726 --> 00:16:02,791 Ah. No. 397 00:16:02,793 --> 00:16:03,993 Don't make me fight back. 398 00:16:03,995 --> 00:16:05,461 I'm like triple your sizes. 399 00:16:05,463 --> 00:16:08,197 ? It's fun being weird, you should try it sometime ? 400 00:16:08,199 --> 00:16:09,398 ? It's fun being weird ? 401 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,799 Most people in my community, 402 00:16:10,801 --> 00:16:12,068 they're uncomfortable with it. 403 00:16:12,070 --> 00:16:14,270 Most kids here, they're scared of aids. 404 00:16:14,272 --> 00:16:16,338 But it's really exciting to have them. 405 00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:18,407 They can really bring us all together. 406 00:16:18,409 --> 00:16:20,809 I can finally appreciate musicals. 407 00:16:20,811 --> 00:16:22,011 Have you seen "Rent"? 408 00:16:22,013 --> 00:16:23,013 No! 409 00:16:28,619 --> 00:16:30,887 Yeah! 410 00:16:30,888 --> 00:16:32,908 Oh! You got nothing on me! 411 00:16:34,092 --> 00:16:37,426 ? And he accepts me and my deviated septum ? 412 00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:45,768 Yeah! Whoo! 413 00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:48,975 That's my new catchphrase, 'cause "Get some" is retired. 414 00:16:48,976 --> 00:16:50,106 Whoo! 415 00:16:50,108 --> 00:16:52,241 Did you give my daughter AIDS?! 416 00:16:52,243 --> 00:16:54,452 Oh, I've given them to a lot of ladies. 417 00:16:54,579 --> 00:16:56,178 You're a monster! 418 00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:58,114 Not my aids! 419 00:16:58,116 --> 00:17:02,385 ? It's fun being weird, you should try it sometime ? 420 00:17:02,387 --> 00:17:03,519 What are those?! 421 00:17:03,521 --> 00:17:05,788 Hearing aids, you idiot! 422 00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:08,591 ? You should try it sometime ? 423 00:17:08,593 --> 00:17:10,326 Aah! 424 00:17:10,328 --> 00:17:13,029 Everybody watch out! This guy's a total Hitler! 425 00:17:15,866 --> 00:17:17,734 Ah! 426 00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:19,268 I'm not Hitler! 427 00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:21,470 Stop! Stop it! 428 00:17:21,472 --> 00:17:24,206 You're attacking me, and I'm just trying to find my daughter! 429 00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:25,408 Who's seen her? 430 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,169 I'm looking for Delilah. 431 00:17:27,678 --> 00:17:29,746 Delilah of the Double D's. 432 00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:32,415 Don't act like you can't hear me, you dumb idiots! 433 00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:34,634 We're not dumb. We're deaf. 434 00:17:35,153 --> 00:17:36,153 Huh? 435 00:17:39,290 --> 00:17:40,423 Uh... 436 00:17:40,425 --> 00:17:41,958 - D-E-A-F. - Yeah. 437 00:17:42,318 --> 00:17:44,461 I was gonna say it's way too white in here 438 00:17:44,495 --> 00:17:45,894 to be a Def Jam, but... 439 00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:47,630 They can't hear you. 440 00:17:47,632 --> 00:17:48,831 I know. I know. 441 00:17:50,501 --> 00:17:52,435 - Just leave, man. - Yeah, sorry. 442 00:17:52,437 --> 00:17:54,037 Continue. Have fun. 443 00:17:55,173 --> 00:17:59,642 Third Reich falls for the second time, Hitler. 444 00:17:59,644 --> 00:18:01,243 You know, I think I might be ready 445 00:18:01,245 --> 00:18:02,845 to turn over a new leaf with them. 446 00:18:02,847 --> 00:18:03,980 It's been so long. 447 00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:06,202 I'm kind of excited to have them here. 448 00:18:06,203 --> 00:18:08,885 They've never seen my play, like, ever. 449 00:18:10,521 --> 00:18:14,323 All he had to do was say hearing aids, just once! 450 00:18:14,325 --> 00:18:15,658 Yeah, sorry, everyone. 451 00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:17,460 I'd do this, but I'm cuffed, so... 452 00:18:17,462 --> 00:18:18,561 Love you all. 453 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,064 Your mom is insane. 454 00:18:22,066 --> 00:18:23,932 Yes, she is. 455 00:18:23,934 --> 00:18:25,868 It's okay. Who needs them? 456 00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:27,270 You got me. 457 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:30,259 Oh, and remember, today's hump day. 458 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,676 Okay, when I'm ready to do it with more than a snow machine, 459 00:18:33,678 --> 00:18:35,211 you'll be the first to know. 460 00:18:35,213 --> 00:18:38,147 Wait, did you just say snow machine? 461 00:18:38,149 --> 00:18:40,550 No, your aids must be full of soda. 462 00:18:43,695 --> 00:18:44,962 I can understand how racial 463 00:18:44,963 --> 00:18:47,490 and religious demographic changes scare some people. 464 00:18:47,492 --> 00:18:49,738 I don't agree with it, but I can wrap my brain around it. 465 00:18:50,094 --> 00:18:51,294 But deaf children? 466 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,562 I don't see where that even fits on the bigotry scale. 467 00:18:53,564 --> 00:18:54,631 I hate do to this, but I think 468 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,167 I'm gonna have to charge you with a hate crime. 469 00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:57,366 More like a Nate crime. 470 00:18:57,368 --> 00:18:58,767 Actually, I was talking to you. 471 00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:01,170 What? No, he's the one who was pushing children. 472 00:19:01,172 --> 00:19:02,734 No, no, the kids said 473 00:19:02,735 --> 00:19:04,707 it was the best mosh pit they'd ever been in. 474 00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:06,175 But you, on the other hand, 475 00:19:06,177 --> 00:19:08,911 destroyed $25,000 worth of concert aids. 476 00:19:09,366 --> 00:19:11,502 I thought that kid was HIV positive. 477 00:19:12,615 --> 00:19:14,217 That's not an excuse. 478 00:19:17,722 --> 00:19:19,495 - Really? - None. 479 00:19:19,990 --> 00:19:23,125 Well... looks like it continues to be your lucky day. 480 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,993 No charges are being filed. 481 00:19:24,995 --> 00:19:26,329 Apparently, you have a guardian angel 482 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,463 that's looking out for you, 483 00:19:27,465 --> 00:19:29,357 keeping you from tripping over your own dick... 484 00:19:30,134 --> 00:19:31,267 so to speak. 485 00:19:31,269 --> 00:19:33,135 - Your dick. - I know whose dick it is. 486 00:19:33,137 --> 00:19:34,815 You got one. 487 00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:37,698 _ 488 00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:42,045 Hi. Just give me a second, please. 489 00:19:43,414 --> 00:19:46,349 I want you to tell them you're not pressing any charges. 490 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:47,416 Are you kidding? 491 00:19:47,418 --> 00:19:49,418 Your mom destroyed an entire case. 492 00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:50,887 Here, for your aids. 493 00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:52,421 She needs to go to jail. 494 00:19:52,423 --> 00:19:54,403 I swear I'll break your teeth, nose, 495 00:19:54,404 --> 00:19:56,518 - and a few of your ribs if you... - Okay, relax. 496 00:19:56,845 --> 00:19:59,761 Don't tell me to relax! 497 00:19:59,849 --> 00:20:02,582 You know, if you weren't such a lady Hitler, 498 00:20:02,945 --> 00:20:05,746 you might actually enjoy the Hebrew alphabe... 499 00:20:08,951 --> 00:20:10,885 No charges! 500 00:20:21,563 --> 00:20:25,820 Hi. My ex-boyfriend has something to say. 501 00:20:25,822 --> 00:20:28,486 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com 35292

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