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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:34,501 This is the Rockin' Roger Morning Show, late-night edition. 2 00:00:34,667 --> 00:00:38,421 CMJ is almost upon us, so if you like your live music, 3 00:00:38,630 --> 00:00:41,883 and I know that you do, you'll wanna get your wristbands before it's too late. 4 00:00:42,092 --> 00:00:45,762 And speaking of too late, it's never too late to say you're say sorry, 5 00:00:45,929 --> 00:00:49,264 and right now I wanna dedicate this next song to all the lovely ladies 6 00:00:49,473 --> 00:00:51,767 in Rockin' Roger's rock 'n' roll past. 7 00:00:51,975 --> 00:00:54,353 Ladies, if you're burning and itching, 8 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:56,397 you might want to see a doctor. 9 00:00:56,605 --> 00:00:58,190 Immediately. 10 00:00:58,357 --> 00:01:01,443 [♪ I'm Coming To Get You] 11 00:01:18,583 --> 00:01:23,296 ♪ Time is ticking Almost done 12 00:01:23,505 --> 00:01:28,301 ♪ What we hated We've become 13 00:01:28,510 --> 00:01:33,305 ♪ By the pricking of my thumbs 14 00:01:33,472 --> 00:01:36,642 ♪ Something wicked 15 00:01:36,851 --> 00:01:39,645 ♪ This way comes 16 00:01:40,813 --> 00:01:44,233 ♪ l'm coming to get you 17 00:01:45,860 --> 00:01:49,195 ♪ l'm coming to get you 18 00:01:50,697 --> 00:01:54,117 ♪ l'm coming to get you 19 00:01:55,118 --> 00:01:57,078 ♪ High 20 00:02:05,336 --> 00:02:08,005 ♪ I dropped the needle 21 00:02:08,172 --> 00:02:10,382 ♪ Pick it up 22 00:02:10,549 --> 00:02:15,429 ♪ Don't you worry You're old enough 23 00:02:15,596 --> 00:02:20,058 ♪ Times are changin' So am I 24 00:02:20,224 --> 00:02:23,728 ♪ Time's a-wastin' 25 00:02:23,895 --> 00:02:26,689 ♪ It's time to die 26 00:02:27,899 --> 00:02:31,318 ♪ l'm coming to get you 27 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:36,114 ♪ l'm coming to get you 28 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:41,078 ♪ l'm coming to get you 29 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,539 ♪ High ♪ 30 00:03:04,766 --> 00:03:07,310 - That's not what I'm saying, Joey. - What are you saying, Jeff? 31 00:03:07,519 --> 00:03:10,313 I'm saying that you should be firing me. 32 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:12,357 - So you're quitting? - I'm not quitting. 33 00:03:12,565 --> 00:03:14,692 Why do you keep saying that? I'm not. 34 00:03:14,858 --> 00:03:19,738 What I'm saying is, as your manager, I am advising you to fire your manager. 35 00:03:19,947 --> 00:03:22,950 - That's... That's all I'm saying. - OK. I can't fire you. 36 00:03:23,158 --> 00:03:26,245 CMJ's in ten days. You said we had a showcase gig with industry insiders 37 00:03:26,453 --> 00:03:27,996 - and A&R guys... - Movers and shakers? 38 00:03:28,163 --> 00:03:31,332 - Was I drinking when I said that? - You're always drinking. 39 00:03:31,541 --> 00:03:33,501 See, you should totally fire me! 40 00:03:33,668 --> 00:03:37,422 [French accent] Montreal, land of Hugo's birth. 41 00:03:37,630 --> 00:03:40,883 Many women will be very pleased to hear of my return. 42 00:03:41,092 --> 00:03:45,470 No matter how long you go away, you always come back. You're like herpes. 43 00:03:45,637 --> 00:03:48,098 - Hugo is not like herpes. - Hugo's a lot like herpes. 44 00:03:48,306 --> 00:03:50,600 - He's not. - Guys, where's Joe and Jennifer? 45 00:03:50,767 --> 00:03:54,438 Joey's talking to Jeff. Jennifer is talking to some scary guy. 46 00:03:54,646 --> 00:03:56,440 What scary guy? 47 00:04:00,067 --> 00:04:01,068 [inaudible] 48 00:04:01,277 --> 00:04:05,364 - Whoa. He is kind of creepy. - Yeah, he is. 49 00:04:05,531 --> 00:04:09,035 You know what? Let's just face it, Joey. We're both getting long in the tooth. 50 00:04:09,243 --> 00:04:11,704 - What does that mean? - All right, here's your beers. 51 00:04:11,912 --> 00:04:15,749 - We didn't order these. - Oh, no, no. It's... 52 00:04:15,957 --> 00:04:17,208 It's on the house. 53 00:04:20,170 --> 00:04:23,256 - Well, thank you very much. - Yeah, not you. You have to pay. 54 00:04:23,465 --> 00:04:25,675 Of course, yeah. Hang on. 55 00:04:25,842 --> 00:04:27,009 One second. 56 00:04:27,217 --> 00:04:28,218 [hums] 57 00:04:28,427 --> 00:04:31,096 - OK, how much is it? - That'll do. Thanks. 58 00:04:31,263 --> 00:04:34,850 Twenty. Twenty! That's nice for free beer. 59 00:04:35,017 --> 00:04:37,686 Hey, you know, I know how you're feeling, though. 60 00:04:37,853 --> 00:04:41,357 You're gettin' old, hm? I'm getting old. 61 00:04:41,565 --> 00:04:44,359 Rock and roll is getting old. 62 00:04:44,525 --> 00:04:46,819 Have you considered Japanese hip-hop? 63 00:04:48,571 --> 00:04:51,824 - I'm not Japanese. - Yeah. 64 00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:54,535 No, I guess that's not really right for you, but it's a shame, 65 00:04:54,744 --> 00:04:55,912 because it's gonna be huge. 66 00:04:56,079 --> 00:04:59,081 - [phone rings] - Oh, sorry. Hang on a second. 67 00:05:00,499 --> 00:05:01,750 Konnichiwa. 68 00:05:03,377 --> 00:05:07,130 You know what, Joey, I'm gonna have to take this outside, 69 00:05:07,339 --> 00:05:11,175 and then I'm gonna have to go home. OK? 70 00:05:11,967 --> 00:05:14,011 [speaks Japanese] 71 00:05:23,562 --> 00:05:27,482 - Hey, have another round. - Thanks. 72 00:05:27,649 --> 00:05:31,403 It's tough watching a weasel like that crush another man's dreams. 73 00:05:31,569 --> 00:05:33,613 A man's gotta have his dreams. 74 00:05:34,447 --> 00:05:36,992 Yeah, I should get back to the band. Thanks. 75 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:38,827 Band can wait, Joey. 76 00:05:40,953 --> 00:05:43,789 Do I know you? How'd you know my name? 77 00:05:43,956 --> 00:05:46,166 I can read your mind. 78 00:05:46,375 --> 00:05:49,461 Wow. What am I thinking right now? 79 00:05:49,628 --> 00:05:52,464 You're thinking this bartender is crazy. 80 00:05:53,590 --> 00:05:55,133 You're good. 81 00:05:55,299 --> 00:05:57,844 You're afraid of being a loser the rest of your life. 82 00:05:58,052 --> 00:06:02,181 Too late for you, too late for the band. I'd say you're 30 pounds ofjunk food 83 00:06:02,348 --> 00:06:06,019 and a retail job away from killing yourself. 84 00:06:06,185 --> 00:06:07,895 Just a guess. 85 00:06:16,570 --> 00:06:18,363 Thanks for the drink. 86 00:06:26,412 --> 00:06:28,456 So how'd it go with Jeff? 87 00:06:28,664 --> 00:06:31,667 Great, you know? He's really excited about the New York show. 88 00:06:31,876 --> 00:06:34,712 Says there's gonna be a lot of industry insiders, movers and shakers. 89 00:06:34,879 --> 00:06:38,299 Right. So, what hotel are we staying at tonight? 90 00:06:38,465 --> 00:06:41,426 It's such a nice night I thought we'd save money, sleep in the bus. 91 00:06:41,593 --> 00:06:44,929 No! First of all, it's not a bus, it's a hearse... 92 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:48,308 - We're sleeping in the hearse tonight? - Just for tonight, OK? 93 00:06:48,516 --> 00:06:50,977 - That sucks. - Could you give us a second, please? 94 00:06:51,186 --> 00:06:53,312 I've given you ten years. Now I gotta sleep with Hugo? 95 00:06:53,479 --> 00:06:56,398 I'll meet up with you guys in the morning, OK? 96 00:06:56,565 --> 00:06:58,776 I'm going out with some friends. 97 00:07:02,863 --> 00:07:04,448 That is a friend of yours? 98 00:07:04,615 --> 00:07:07,409 Oh, I'm sorry, is that any of your business? 99 00:07:07,575 --> 00:07:10,036 He looks like a junkie from hell, for chrissakes. 100 00:07:10,244 --> 00:07:13,081 - Don't you have a girlfriend? - This is about the band! 101 00:07:13,247 --> 00:07:14,791 It always is. 102 00:07:14,957 --> 00:07:17,001 We have a six-hour drive tomorrow. 103 00:07:17,210 --> 00:07:19,962 And I don't wanna sleep in the hearse. The hearse smells like drummer. 104 00:07:20,129 --> 00:07:23,006 - I heard that. - I'm going to a party. 105 00:07:23,173 --> 00:07:27,969 Fine, you know, but we're leaving at noon tomorrow, with or without you. 106 00:07:28,178 --> 00:07:31,181 - Fine. I'll see you then. - Fine. 107 00:07:32,474 --> 00:07:34,685 Wait. 108 00:07:34,851 --> 00:07:37,061 If you're going to a party, give these out. 109 00:07:37,228 --> 00:07:39,689 They got the new website on them. 110 00:07:41,941 --> 00:07:45,277 - [Hugo] Maybe you should go with her. - [Joey] She can handle herself. 111 00:07:45,444 --> 00:07:47,571 She didn't invite you, huh? 112 00:07:47,780 --> 00:07:50,157 Can we load the gear, please? 113 00:07:50,324 --> 00:07:52,701 Yes, Joey. We can. 114 00:07:52,867 --> 00:07:54,494 Don't touch me. 115 00:07:57,372 --> 00:08:00,792 [♪ Flesh and Bone] 116 00:08:37,409 --> 00:08:43,665 ♪ Has the terrible danger that surrounds us 117 00:08:44,666 --> 00:08:47,919 ♪ Become like a drug? 118 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:57,136 ♪ Are we more like strangers ln a glass house? 119 00:08:58,304 --> 00:09:01,641 ♪ We're rich with the blood 120 00:09:05,644 --> 00:09:11,107 ♪ How can you leave the black out? 121 00:09:11,274 --> 00:09:15,654 ♪ You're only flesh and bone 122 00:09:19,114 --> 00:09:22,701 ♪ Flesh and bone 123 00:09:38,966 --> 00:09:45,139 ♪ When a blanket of winter ls all around us 124 00:09:46,516 --> 00:09:49,518 ♪ We have to stay warm 125 00:09:52,729 --> 00:09:58,986 ♪ When there's no one there you can count on 126 00:09:59,945 --> 00:10:03,280 ♪ You have to transform 127 00:10:07,618 --> 00:10:12,415 ♪ How can you leave the black out? ♪ 128 00:10:20,463 --> 00:10:23,633 - Well, this sucks. - Where is she? 129 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:28,013 - Hitched a ride with The Itchies. - She'll be here. I know women. 130 00:10:30,515 --> 00:10:32,558 - We're gonna miss sound check. - I hope she's OK. 131 00:10:32,725 --> 00:10:35,811 She's OK. She's always OK. She just doesn't care. 132 00:10:35,978 --> 00:10:38,355 - This is why I broke up with her. - She dumped you. 133 00:10:38,564 --> 00:10:42,860 Yeah, for being an insensitive prick. Her words, not mine. 134 00:10:43,027 --> 00:10:46,779 Screw it. Hugo, you're on bass. Let's roll. 135 00:10:46,988 --> 00:10:49,866 [♪ Blue Peter: Same Old Place] 136 00:10:51,075 --> 00:10:53,119 ♪ Every time I turn around 137 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:55,997 ♪ There's people letting me down 138 00:10:56,998 --> 00:10:59,042 ♪ And everywhere that I go 139 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:02,169 ♪ No one ever wants to know 140 00:11:02,377 --> 00:11:04,838 ♪ Look, I'm tired of the scene 141 00:11:05,964 --> 00:11:08,008 ♪ Living such stale dreams 142 00:11:08,967 --> 00:11:11,011 ♪ I don't want to get involved 143 00:11:11,970 --> 00:11:14,014 ♪ No, I just want to be dissolved 144 00:11:15,057 --> 00:11:16,307 ♪ It's the same old place 145 00:11:16,515 --> 00:11:19,352 ♪ I see them melting in the heat I see them walking down the street 146 00:11:19,518 --> 00:11:22,605 ♪ You'd think the future of the world is wrapped up with some girl 147 00:11:22,772 --> 00:11:25,650 ♪ And every time I turn around there's people letting me down 148 00:11:25,816 --> 00:11:29,403 ♪ And everywhere that I go everybody's in the know ♪ 149 00:11:29,612 --> 00:11:33,114 [man] Copy that. Could someone tell Susan she has visitors? 150 00:11:33,281 --> 00:11:35,742 [mellow bossa nova music] 151 00:11:49,755 --> 00:11:51,173 Hi, honey. 152 00:11:52,132 --> 00:11:55,135 - What are you doing here? - You look good. 153 00:11:55,344 --> 00:11:57,805 What are you doing here? I'm working. 154 00:11:57,972 --> 00:12:00,014 Yeah, I know. Um... 155 00:12:00,181 --> 00:12:01,432 We hit a little snag. 156 00:12:01,641 --> 00:12:03,434 You want money. 157 00:12:03,601 --> 00:12:05,812 Why are you being like that? 158 00:12:05,979 --> 00:12:08,356 - You don't want money? - Yeah, I want money, 159 00:12:08,564 --> 00:12:10,441 but there's no reason to be cruel and weird about it. 160 00:12:10,650 --> 00:12:13,569 - I am not being cruel and weird. - Yeah, you are. 161 00:12:13,736 --> 00:12:16,029 You're being cruel and weird and making me feel like shit. 162 00:12:16,238 --> 00:12:17,948 You know what? I can't do this right now. 163 00:12:18,156 --> 00:12:20,367 - Neither can I. - Fine. Then leave. 164 00:12:20,534 --> 00:12:22,744 - Fine, I will. Thanks. - Fine. 165 00:12:25,205 --> 00:12:27,332 Are you coming to the show tonight, or...? 166 00:12:27,541 --> 00:12:28,916 Will junkie slut be coming? 167 00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:33,462 No, as a matter of fact, Jennifer won't be joining us. 168 00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,256 We left her in Montreal. 169 00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:40,136 Maybe I'll come. Where are the rest of the retards, anyway? 170 00:12:40,303 --> 00:12:44,347 Your friend with the headset said that they could... 171 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:45,682 - Hi, Susan! - Hi, Susan! 172 00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:47,726 Hi, Susan. 173 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:51,563 They're really hungry, what with us having no money and all, but it's cool. 174 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,607 You're working, and I should go anyways. 175 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,777 - [man] OK, let's get first team in - I gotta go. 176 00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:00,029 OK. It's OK. 177 00:13:02,489 --> 00:13:06,327 There's about a hundred bucks in my purse in my room. Just take it. 178 00:13:06,493 --> 00:13:08,787 - I'm ashamed. - Yeah, you should be. 179 00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:10,164 - OK. - And Joey? 180 00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:11,373 Yeah? 181 00:13:12,665 --> 00:13:14,250 Put me on the list tonight. 182 00:13:14,959 --> 00:13:19,672 I... I will. For sure. OK. I gotta go. 183 00:13:19,839 --> 00:13:21,716 [woman] Final touches! 184 00:13:23,301 --> 00:13:25,970 [rock music] 185 00:13:26,137 --> 00:13:28,180 [bass out of time] 186 00:13:39,650 --> 00:13:42,568 - That sounds super. - We cool? 187 00:13:42,735 --> 00:13:46,405 - No, but thanks anyway. - [Jennifer] That sounded like shit. 188 00:13:52,828 --> 00:13:54,705 Jennifer? 189 00:13:57,916 --> 00:14:00,293 Well, you look... different. 190 00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:03,088 I'm not different. I'm the exact same person. 191 00:14:03,254 --> 00:14:05,799 No, I just meant, like, your hair and your... 192 00:14:06,007 --> 00:14:09,177 Nope. No, I'm the same old Jennifer. Nothing different here. 193 00:14:10,345 --> 00:14:12,221 OK. How'd you get here? 194 00:14:12,429 --> 00:14:15,432 - I hitched a ride with The Itchies. - Where are they? 195 00:14:15,641 --> 00:14:17,935 Oh, they should be here soon. 196 00:14:18,143 --> 00:14:20,354 Unless something terrible happens to them. 197 00:14:20,521 --> 00:14:22,731 - What? - They said they couldn't make it. 198 00:14:22,940 --> 00:14:25,401 OK, I don't understand. They drove you from Montreal to Toronto 199 00:14:25,566 --> 00:14:28,569 - and then decided not to play? - Yeah, they're totally crazy. 200 00:14:28,778 --> 00:14:31,531 - Who cares? They totally suck! - Welcome back, Jen. 201 00:14:31,698 --> 00:14:33,199 You were missed. 202 00:14:35,201 --> 00:14:36,995 You look different. 203 00:14:38,663 --> 00:14:40,956 [bird squawks] 204 00:14:41,957 --> 00:14:45,377 - Eddie Van Helsig! - Where's Queeny? 205 00:14:45,544 --> 00:14:47,587 [snarls] 206 00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:53,051 Soon it will be dark again. 207 00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,556 Kill me. 208 00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:01,726 It doesn't have to be like this. You can be saved. 209 00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:05,855 Just tell me where the queen is, and I'll let you live. 210 00:15:06,063 --> 00:15:08,858 You can't save me, vampire hunter. 211 00:15:09,025 --> 00:15:11,484 You couldn't even save your own woman. 212 00:15:42,972 --> 00:15:45,683 Burn in hell, Nosferatu. 213 00:15:52,190 --> 00:15:55,150 There has to be some mistake. I'm the singer's girlfriend. 214 00:15:55,317 --> 00:15:57,778 - Sure you are. - What's that supposed to mean? 215 00:15:57,944 --> 00:15:59,196 It means ten bucks. 216 00:16:00,781 --> 00:16:04,868 - Look... - Are you that girl from Space Ralders? 217 00:16:05,035 --> 00:16:07,828 - Yes. - You can totally afford ten bucks. 218 00:16:07,995 --> 00:16:09,538 The money goes to the band. 219 00:16:13,042 --> 00:16:14,585 Let me in the fucking club. 220 00:16:14,752 --> 00:16:17,213 [♪ Going Nowhere] 221 00:16:24,135 --> 00:16:28,348 ♪ Don't know how to begin 222 00:16:28,515 --> 00:16:32,352 ♪ Open road is closing in 223 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:36,606 ♪ We're getting far from where we've been 224 00:16:36,773 --> 00:16:39,400 ♪ And where we're going 225 00:16:41,026 --> 00:16:45,572 ♪ And where we going anyway? 226 00:16:54,038 --> 00:16:58,334 ♪ Don't know how to explain 227 00:16:58,501 --> 00:17:02,338 ♪ Open road, expectlng rain 228 00:17:02,547 --> 00:17:06,383 ♪ We're gettlng far from where we came 229 00:17:06,591 --> 00:17:11,138 ♪ And where we're going 230 00:17:11,305 --> 00:17:14,641 ♪ And where we going anyway? 231 00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:19,730 - ♪ Going nowhere - ♪ Going nowhere 232 00:17:19,896 --> 00:17:23,733 ♪ Coming down 233 00:17:23,899 --> 00:17:28,362 - ♪ Going nowhere - ♪ Going nowhere 234 00:17:28,529 --> 00:17:31,782 ♪ Coming down ♪ 235 00:17:48,757 --> 00:17:50,633 [♪ Robert Johnson: Crossroads] 236 00:17:54,511 --> 00:17:57,598 ♪ I went to the crossroads 237 00:17:57,765 --> 00:18:01,018 ♪ Fell down on my knees 238 00:18:10,693 --> 00:18:14,197 ♪ I went to the crossroads... 239 00:18:14,405 --> 00:18:15,865 Hi, Joey. 240 00:18:16,032 --> 00:18:19,284 You! What the hell are you doing here? 241 00:18:19,493 --> 00:18:23,538 Wait... What the hell am I doing here? Where the hell are we, man? 242 00:18:23,747 --> 00:18:26,667 Well, clearly, we are at a crossroads in your life. 243 00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:29,962 - What? - We don't have a lot of time. No. 244 00:18:30,170 --> 00:18:34,173 You don't have a lot of time. I, on the other hand, have lots. 245 00:18:34,340 --> 00:18:38,719 That's great. Um... How do I get outta here? 246 00:18:38,928 --> 00:18:40,972 You have a decision to make, a tough one. 247 00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:45,226 But I think if you look all around you, the answer's right in front of you. 248 00:18:45,393 --> 00:18:47,603 Who are you? My fairy godmother from hell? 249 00:18:47,812 --> 00:18:51,564 No, it's not who I am, it's who you are. 250 00:18:54,859 --> 00:18:57,821 Who are you, man? What the hell's goin' on? 251 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:01,491 Who are you?! 252 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:03,075 I am Hugo! 253 00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:06,036 Hugo! Ah, shit, my head! 254 00:19:06,203 --> 00:19:08,664 - Yeah, Susan hit you with a bottle. - She what? 255 00:19:08,872 --> 00:19:13,752 - Hey, he's alive! - What the hell was that? 256 00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:16,297 - What? - Whoa. She clocked you pretty hard. 257 00:19:16,505 --> 00:19:18,548 - You been out for a while. - I have? 258 00:19:18,715 --> 00:19:22,635 Did you notice anything different about tonight's performance? 259 00:19:22,844 --> 00:19:26,014 - What do you mean? - Jennifer. Did you see that? 260 00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:30,184 Sorry, Tyler. I'm distracted by my girlfriend throwing a beer bottle at me. 261 00:19:30,351 --> 00:19:32,811 I think it's pretty safe to call her your ex-girlfriend now. 262 00:19:32,978 --> 00:19:34,688 I'm talking about Jennifer. 263 00:19:34,896 --> 00:19:39,526 - Agh! What the hell? - How ya doin', guys? Nice set. 264 00:19:39,693 --> 00:19:41,987 - Thanks. - What's with the flashlight? 265 00:19:42,154 --> 00:19:45,032 - Keeps the dark away. - [Tyler] At least you're not a cop. 266 00:19:45,198 --> 00:19:46,741 Are you afraid of the dark? 267 00:19:46,907 --> 00:19:50,161 We should all be afraid of darkness. 268 00:19:50,328 --> 00:19:53,914 I am afraid of spiders. They are... no good. 269 00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:59,253 Um... I really like your bass player. Is she around? 270 00:19:59,462 --> 00:20:01,588 - Haven't seen her. Where is Jennifer? - I don't know. 271 00:20:01,796 --> 00:20:04,549 - She said she was really hungry. - She went to get something to eat. 272 00:20:04,716 --> 00:20:08,219 Shit. I didn't wanna hear that! 273 00:20:08,428 --> 00:20:11,848 - Oh, God... - That was weird. 274 00:20:12,057 --> 00:20:14,935 I'm telling you, man, something really strange happened tonight. 275 00:20:15,101 --> 00:20:17,394 - What? - People were really receptive. 276 00:20:17,561 --> 00:20:19,146 That's not so strange, Tyler. 277 00:20:19,313 --> 00:20:21,690 I've been trying to channel all that shit in my life into our shows... 278 00:20:21,899 --> 00:20:26,362 Not to you, to Jennifer. You were unconscious at the time. 279 00:20:26,528 --> 00:20:28,572 We got an encore! 280 00:20:28,739 --> 00:20:30,324 - We did? - Yeah! 281 00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:34,243 Things are finally starting to work for us, man. I cannot wait for Buffalo! 282 00:20:34,452 --> 00:20:37,205 - Oh, Buffalo. - No. 283 00:20:37,372 --> 00:20:39,916 - I promised Beef one more show. - Goddamn it! 284 00:20:40,124 --> 00:20:41,542 - Hey. - What? 285 00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:45,629 - Find Jennifer. Now. - What...? 286 00:20:45,796 --> 00:20:47,589 God! 287 00:20:54,972 --> 00:20:58,642 [woman on radlo] ♪ Try as I might 288 00:20:58,850 --> 00:21:03,229 ♪ Shadows are forming 289 00:21:03,437 --> 00:21:05,147 ♪ Night after night 290 00:21:05,356 --> 00:21:08,359 ♪ What can I do? 291 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:14,406 ♪ Baby, when you come home 292 00:21:14,572 --> 00:21:19,953 ♪ l'm never gonna let you leave me alone 293 00:21:20,787 --> 00:21:23,456 ♪ Without my man 294 00:21:24,582 --> 00:21:28,753 ♪ But Lord knows I'm doin' 295 00:21:28,919 --> 00:21:31,880 ♪ The best I can 296 00:21:39,305 --> 00:21:41,974 ♪ I know my man 297 00:21:42,141 --> 00:21:47,103 ♪ Works for a livlng 298 00:21:47,270 --> 00:21:49,314 ♪ I know my man 299 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:52,483 ♪ He works for me 300 00:21:55,278 --> 00:21:58,614 ♪ I know I will 301 00:21:58,780 --> 00:22:02,034 ♪ Always forgive him 302 00:22:03,327 --> 00:22:08,373 ♪ All I can say, all I can see 303 00:22:11,293 --> 00:22:14,295 ♪ Baby, when you come home 304 00:22:14,503 --> 00:22:19,634 ♪ l'm never gonna let you leave me alone 305 00:22:20,968 --> 00:22:24,221 ♪ Without my man 306 00:22:24,388 --> 00:22:28,558 ♪ But Lord knows I'm doin' 307 00:22:28,725 --> 00:22:32,938 ♪ The best I can 308 00:22:33,104 --> 00:22:35,565 ♪ l'm still alone 309 00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:39,903 ♪ Without my man 310 00:22:40,737 --> 00:22:43,656 ♪ But Lord knows I'm doin'... ♪ 311 00:22:48,327 --> 00:22:50,371 [groans] 312 00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:59,003 ♪ Change has come 313 00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:04,592 ♪ Change with me 314 00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:12,849 ♪ Whatever's meant to be will be 315 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:22,943 ♪ Whatever's meant to be will be ♪ 316 00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:28,072 ♪ Hey, little glrl 317 00:23:28,281 --> 00:23:33,244 ♪ You're all right 318 00:23:42,627 --> 00:23:45,171 ♪ lf one of us goes further 319 00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:50,427 ♪ We ain't never gonna make it Make it back 320 00:23:50,635 --> 00:23:53,805 ♪ Yeah, baby 321 00:23:54,014 --> 00:23:56,974 ♪ lf one of us goes further 322 00:23:57,141 --> 00:24:01,770 ♪ We ain't never gonna make it Make it back 323 00:24:01,937 --> 00:24:04,815 ♪ Yeah, sugar ♪ 324 00:24:04,982 --> 00:24:07,276 Hey, we got ten comments on the website. 325 00:24:07,443 --> 00:24:10,111 - Really? What do they say? - They're from the Toronto show. 326 00:24:10,278 --> 00:24:13,531 Bob779, he says the bass player is totally hot. 327 00:24:13,740 --> 00:24:16,117 Hey, well, that's positive. 328 00:24:16,284 --> 00:24:19,287 - Hey, they're all about Jennifer. - All of them? 329 00:24:19,454 --> 00:24:20,830 No, there's one about you here. 330 00:24:20,997 --> 00:24:25,375 "The lead singer of The Winners should step down and let the real star..." 331 00:24:25,542 --> 00:24:28,337 - Yeah, I get it. That's good. - I think I'm gonna be sick. 332 00:24:28,503 --> 00:24:31,173 That's perfect. We're not gonna get across the border with a junkie. 333 00:24:31,340 --> 00:24:34,426 - Everyone be cool. We're here. - We're going to the jail. 334 00:24:34,593 --> 00:24:36,303 Shut up. 335 00:24:45,478 --> 00:24:47,355 Good afternoon, sir. How are you? 336 00:24:47,563 --> 00:24:49,357 Pull it over to the side, please, sir. 337 00:24:49,523 --> 00:24:53,443 - Certainly. Is there some sort of...? - Are you deaf? Pull it over now! 338 00:25:14,838 --> 00:25:16,548 Leave 'em for me. 339 00:25:30,436 --> 00:25:31,437 [hums] 340 00:25:45,993 --> 00:25:47,452 Passports. 341 00:25:55,793 --> 00:25:58,629 OK... 342 00:26:01,090 --> 00:26:03,301 Well, girlies... 343 00:26:04,844 --> 00:26:07,929 - ...any drugs in the vehicle? - No. None. 344 00:26:09,764 --> 00:26:12,934 What about you, miss? What's your citizenship? 345 00:26:14,060 --> 00:26:16,605 - We're Canadian. She's an American. - Am I speaking to you? 346 00:26:16,771 --> 00:26:18,815 No. No, sir. 347 00:26:19,941 --> 00:26:21,984 - Miss? - [deep voice] American. 348 00:26:24,778 --> 00:26:27,323 Are you under the influence of any narcotics, miss? 349 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,201 Huh? 350 00:26:32,286 --> 00:26:34,955 You wanna lose the glasses? 351 00:26:35,122 --> 00:26:37,665 I, uh... I'm a bit... I'm sensitive to the light. 352 00:26:37,832 --> 00:26:41,836 I had a bit too much to drink at the gig last night. 353 00:26:42,003 --> 00:26:43,421 Gig? 354 00:26:44,547 --> 00:26:46,674 - Are you in a band? - Yeah. 355 00:26:46,883 --> 00:26:48,676 Sweet! I used to play in a band. 356 00:26:48,885 --> 00:26:52,220 Really? What kind of stuff did you...? 357 00:26:56,224 --> 00:26:58,101 Takes me back. 358 00:26:58,268 --> 00:27:00,228 Rock on, dudes. Have a good one. 359 00:27:01,521 --> 00:27:02,981 Thank you. 360 00:27:23,750 --> 00:27:25,877 Morning, sir. Citizenship? 361 00:27:26,086 --> 00:27:27,254 American. 362 00:27:27,420 --> 00:27:29,714 What was the purpose of your trip to Canada? 363 00:27:29,923 --> 00:27:31,967 [groans] 364 00:27:33,093 --> 00:27:36,512 - Hunting. - Any weapons in the vehicle, sir? 365 00:27:36,679 --> 00:27:40,266 Oh, yeah, yeah. Lots of weapons. 366 00:27:41,517 --> 00:27:43,227 Welcome home. 367 00:27:43,936 --> 00:27:46,397 [Jennifer] I just need something to calm my stomach. 368 00:27:46,605 --> 00:27:48,982 [Joey] Yeah, we're gonna miss sound check. 369 00:27:49,148 --> 00:27:51,109 [Hugo] I have to make pee. 370 00:28:03,662 --> 00:28:05,706 [♪ Moonlight Sonata] 371 00:28:22,221 --> 00:28:23,222 [music stops abruptly] 372 00:28:23,431 --> 00:28:25,474 Hey, I have to make pee. 373 00:28:29,228 --> 00:28:30,855 Here you go. 374 00:28:31,022 --> 00:28:33,231 [♪ Moonlight Sonata] 375 00:28:49,121 --> 00:28:50,372 How you doin'? 376 00:28:50,581 --> 00:28:52,708 I'm thirsty. 377 00:28:53,834 --> 00:28:55,628 Maybe I can buy you a drink. 378 00:28:55,794 --> 00:28:57,838 I get off at 4am. 379 00:29:00,507 --> 00:29:02,133 I'm thirsty now. 380 00:29:06,930 --> 00:29:09,057 Well, I got a drink right here. 381 00:29:09,265 --> 00:29:11,142 You want a suck? 382 00:29:12,352 --> 00:29:13,895 Yeah. 383 00:29:15,563 --> 00:29:17,356 Yeah, I do. 384 00:29:18,899 --> 00:29:20,609 [heavy rock music] 385 00:29:34,664 --> 00:29:37,124 It's notjust me, man. Everyone hates Buffalo. 386 00:29:37,333 --> 00:29:39,877 - What's bad about playing in Buffalo? - The Secretaries. 387 00:29:40,086 --> 00:29:42,463 - Who? - The Secretaries of Steak. 388 00:29:42,630 --> 00:29:44,590 You wanna play Buffalo, you open for The Secretaries. 389 00:29:44,799 --> 00:29:47,968 - And they're bad? - Yes, but that's not why we hate them. 390 00:29:48,134 --> 00:29:49,678 Their fans are rabid. 391 00:29:49,844 --> 00:29:53,181 They pelt the opening act with an assortment of raw meats. 392 00:29:53,348 --> 00:29:57,102 Meat? Like... like real, really real meat? 393 00:29:57,269 --> 00:30:01,021 Yeah, like real, raw, bloody meat. 394 00:30:15,243 --> 00:30:16,619 It's not what it looks like. 395 00:30:17,537 --> 00:30:21,207 - Don't be scared. - You drank the guy! 396 00:30:21,416 --> 00:30:24,419 I know. Hugo, I'm sick. 397 00:30:24,586 --> 00:30:27,046 I have a sickness. I can't help myself. 398 00:30:27,213 --> 00:30:29,089 You have to help me, Hugo. 399 00:30:29,256 --> 00:30:30,591 Help you what?! 400 00:30:30,757 --> 00:30:32,968 I need you to dismember this body and hide it. 401 00:30:34,177 --> 00:30:35,971 [thud] 402 00:30:38,724 --> 00:30:40,517 OK, this is stupid. Where are they? 403 00:30:40,726 --> 00:30:43,603 - Maybe there's a line. - There's no other cars! 404 00:30:49,275 --> 00:30:54,238 Hey. I had a dream you were like a monster! 405 00:30:54,447 --> 00:30:55,823 Monster? 406 00:30:55,990 --> 00:30:58,658 Hugo, that's silly. I'm not a monster. 407 00:31:01,286 --> 00:31:04,873 [deep voice] I'm your master, and you have a lot of cleaning up to do. 408 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:06,833 Quol? 409 00:31:08,418 --> 00:31:09,794 [yells] 410 00:31:09,961 --> 00:31:11,421 Stop screaming! 411 00:31:12,505 --> 00:31:13,881 You're going to eat Hugo? 412 00:31:14,048 --> 00:31:17,468 No. No, I'm not. I'm not gonna eat Hugo. 413 00:31:17,676 --> 00:31:21,096 I'm gonna help Hugo, and Hugo is gonna help me. 414 00:31:21,305 --> 00:31:23,766 Listen, it'll be fun, OK? 415 00:31:23,974 --> 00:31:26,518 And then, if you do a good job, 416 00:31:26,727 --> 00:31:29,020 I'll make you an immortal at the end of the tour. 417 00:31:29,229 --> 00:31:33,149 You mean, like, Hugo will live forever? 418 00:31:33,358 --> 00:31:35,401 Or Hugo will die in five seconds. 419 00:31:38,279 --> 00:31:39,906 I'm going to need my hacksaw. 420 00:31:40,531 --> 00:31:41,532 I brought it. 421 00:31:41,741 --> 00:31:43,450 Oh. 422 00:31:44,493 --> 00:31:48,163 OK, that's it. I'm going in there. 423 00:31:48,330 --> 00:31:50,123 [Jennifer] Hey, guys. 424 00:31:51,875 --> 00:31:52,960 All right. 425 00:31:53,168 --> 00:31:56,921 Here's your sandwich, 426 00:31:57,129 --> 00:31:59,340 yourjuice, 427 00:31:59,549 --> 00:32:02,802 your chips and Pepsi. 428 00:32:03,010 --> 00:32:05,304 Wow! You're feeling better. 429 00:32:05,471 --> 00:32:08,474 Yeah, I had some antacid. It calmed my stomach down. 430 00:32:08,683 --> 00:32:10,810 That's a relief. Where's Hugo? 431 00:32:10,977 --> 00:32:13,353 He'll be out in a second. He got a nosebleed. 432 00:32:13,562 --> 00:32:15,355 Hugo doesn't do drugs. 433 00:32:15,564 --> 00:32:17,691 Dry climate in Buffalo. 434 00:32:22,862 --> 00:32:25,615 - We need to go. - Quite a nosebleed. You OK there, bud? 435 00:32:25,781 --> 00:32:29,285 - Everything's normal. - Good enough for me. Let's go. 436 00:32:36,917 --> 00:32:40,004 This is Rockin'Roger, and you're listening to KCUS. 437 00:32:40,212 --> 00:32:43,464 Touch yourself, touch your friends, but... 438 00:32:43,631 --> 00:32:45,508 ...don't touch that dial. 439 00:32:45,842 --> 00:32:48,303 [♪ Still Bleeding] 440 00:32:51,014 --> 00:32:53,391 Yeah! 441 00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,642 Yeah! 442 00:32:55,809 --> 00:33:00,606 All rise for The Secretaries of Steak! 443 00:33:12,074 --> 00:33:16,537 ♪ I said war, not the war in my head 444 00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:23,336 ♪ Who will be held accountable for the dead? 445 00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:27,964 ♪ And why must I be paid to kill 446 00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:30,050 ♪ And sin? 447 00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:32,969 ♪ As I slash his throat against my will 448 00:33:34,304 --> 00:33:38,600 ♪ Out he froze his life God chose it 449 00:33:38,807 --> 00:33:43,604 ♪ l'm inside of this lonely grave 450 00:33:43,771 --> 00:33:48,651 ♪ And no one was saved And still I bleed 451 00:33:48,817 --> 00:33:51,278 ♪ And still I bleed 452 00:33:51,445 --> 00:33:53,905 ♪ And still I bleed 453 00:33:54,113 --> 00:33:57,200 ♪ And still I bleed ♪ 454 00:34:03,122 --> 00:34:05,333 Why do they throw meat? 455 00:34:12,839 --> 00:34:16,677 They're all about Jennifer again. They say she's mesmerising. 456 00:34:16,843 --> 00:34:20,430 What, we got 40 hits on the website and they're all about Jennifer? 457 00:34:20,597 --> 00:34:23,766 That's 'cause she's totally hot, and you totally suck. 458 00:34:24,976 --> 00:34:27,103 Why do they throw meat? 459 00:34:27,270 --> 00:34:31,023 Hugo! Roll another. I'm approaching enlightenment. 460 00:34:31,190 --> 00:34:33,734 We are without papers. 461 00:34:33,943 --> 00:34:36,153 Jennifer has the papers. 462 00:34:36,487 --> 00:34:38,446 [heavy rock music] 463 00:34:40,699 --> 00:34:42,033 I'll go get 'em. 464 00:34:45,203 --> 00:34:46,454 No! I'll go. 465 00:34:46,621 --> 00:34:50,125 No, dude, I am the biggest fucking rock star in Buffalo. Chicks dig me. 466 00:34:50,292 --> 00:34:52,918 - I'll go. - No, but I know where they are, so... 467 00:34:53,085 --> 00:34:54,795 [heavy rock music] 468 00:34:55,004 --> 00:34:58,340 - I should just probably go myself? - What's the problem, Frenchie? 469 00:34:58,549 --> 00:35:01,010 - What did you call me? - Frenchie. 470 00:35:01,176 --> 00:35:04,513 Little Frenchie don't speak-a da English, Frenchie? 471 00:35:06,222 --> 00:35:09,225 - Have a nice time. - I will, you bitch. 472 00:35:12,061 --> 00:35:13,313 Douche. 473 00:35:13,479 --> 00:35:15,523 [heavy rock music] 474 00:35:23,363 --> 00:35:26,783 - Hello, angel. - You wanna come inside? 475 00:35:31,246 --> 00:35:33,123 As long as you're on the pill. 476 00:35:38,169 --> 00:35:39,545 Well, hello. 477 00:35:43,132 --> 00:35:45,968 Oh, my God, you smell so good. 478 00:35:46,135 --> 00:35:48,262 It's about fuckin' time someone noticed. 479 00:35:49,096 --> 00:35:51,556 You know what? I taste really good, too. 480 00:35:51,765 --> 00:35:54,059 - Really? - Yeah. 481 00:35:55,310 --> 00:35:56,937 You wanna meet Baby Beef? 482 00:36:03,526 --> 00:36:04,777 [screaming] 483 00:36:04,985 --> 00:36:08,322 - What the hell was that? - Television! It was television. 484 00:36:08,531 --> 00:36:12,034 Hey, assholes! Turn down your damn television! 485 00:36:12,243 --> 00:36:14,912 Hey, Hugo! You wanna take it easy? 486 00:36:15,079 --> 00:36:17,206 [Tyler] What were you talking about? Stopping? 487 00:36:17,414 --> 00:36:19,874 - What? - Stopping her? 488 00:36:20,083 --> 00:36:22,460 Oh, yeah, OK. We're stopping at Victor's. 489 00:36:22,627 --> 00:36:25,547 - Nice! - We need to record some new material. 490 00:36:25,713 --> 00:36:30,677 This showcase gig is gonna have a lot of industry insiders and A&R guys... 491 00:36:30,885 --> 00:36:32,387 Jennifer's got a new song. 492 00:36:32,554 --> 00:36:34,429 Yeah, I'm working on something. 493 00:36:34,596 --> 00:36:38,350 Wow. You won't even listen to it. Who are you, Prince? 494 00:36:38,517 --> 00:36:40,727 No, I'm just saying that I write the songs. 495 00:36:40,894 --> 00:36:43,564 - And how's that been working for us? - What the hell does that mean? 496 00:36:43,730 --> 00:36:46,733 - I'm gonna go check on those papers. - It means maybe it's time to give 497 00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:48,484 someone else a shot. 498 00:36:48,651 --> 00:36:51,112 Why are you so obsessed with Jennifer all of a sudden? 499 00:36:51,279 --> 00:36:54,365 - Can't you see what's going on here? - I think I see what's going on here. 500 00:36:54,532 --> 00:36:57,493 - I think you're in love with her. - Me? That's stupid! 501 00:36:57,660 --> 00:37:00,121 - But it's true. - Shut up! 502 00:37:00,329 --> 00:37:02,790 - But it's so obvious. - What's obvious? 503 00:37:02,957 --> 00:37:05,625 I love Jennifer? Are you completely out of your fucking mind? 504 00:37:05,792 --> 00:37:09,713 Maybe I'm crazy, or maybe I'm just high, but as of right now, 505 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:13,550 nothing seems certain except for the fact that you love Jennifer. 506 00:37:13,758 --> 00:37:16,845 Joey still loves Jennifer, and Hugo loves Jennifer. 507 00:37:18,095 --> 00:37:20,472 Oh, my God, I'm in love with Jennifer. 508 00:37:21,515 --> 00:37:23,142 I don't know whether it's 'cause she's hot 509 00:37:23,309 --> 00:37:25,769 or maybe it's 'cause she's the only girl around. 510 00:37:25,936 --> 00:37:29,440 But... either way, I'm totally smitten. 511 00:37:29,648 --> 00:37:32,650 - Let's order some more food. - Yeah. 512 00:37:35,528 --> 00:37:38,948 - Jesus! - Beef had to go home. 513 00:37:39,157 --> 00:37:41,034 Hugo. Hugo! 514 00:37:42,911 --> 00:37:45,872 - Where'd all that blood come from? - From the show. 515 00:37:46,039 --> 00:37:50,292 Hugo, you just left here clean and you come back covered in mystery blood. 516 00:37:50,459 --> 00:37:52,169 Wanna tell me what the fuck is going on? 517 00:37:52,377 --> 00:37:54,504 You're stoned? 518 00:37:54,671 --> 00:37:55,923 Bye-bye. 519 00:37:58,175 --> 00:38:01,677 What are we smoking, PCP? 520 00:38:18,568 --> 00:38:18,860 - Hey. Hey! - [buzzing] 521 00:38:18,944 --> 00:38:20,403 - Hey. Hey! - [buzzing] 522 00:38:20,570 --> 00:38:22,364 Hey... 523 00:38:27,702 --> 00:38:30,372 Hey. Hello, my friend. 524 00:38:30,539 --> 00:38:34,208 You are my friend. You! You are my friend. 525 00:38:43,926 --> 00:38:45,510 Stop crying! I'm trying to eat! 526 00:38:45,677 --> 00:38:48,137 All right, what the hell is going...? 527 00:38:51,808 --> 00:38:54,519 - It's not what it looks like. - You ate Beef! 528 00:38:57,021 --> 00:39:00,858 - [deep voice] Everyone be cool. - OK, we've definitely smoked PCP. 529 00:39:01,024 --> 00:39:04,111 - I can explain. - You can explain 530 00:39:04,319 --> 00:39:07,573 - why you're chewing on a severed arm? - Don't be such a drama queen. 531 00:39:07,781 --> 00:39:10,450 Drama queen? You killed someone! 532 00:39:10,617 --> 00:39:15,663 Whoa. Hey, now. Everybody just chill a second. Nobody killed anybody. 533 00:39:15,830 --> 00:39:19,500 It's PCP! We're just bad trippin' is all. Right, Jenny? 534 00:39:20,376 --> 00:39:22,336 No, this is real. 535 00:39:23,588 --> 00:39:25,798 And you had Hugo cover your tracks as usual. 536 00:39:25,965 --> 00:39:29,885 And you're an insensitive asshole who only cares about himself as usual! 537 00:39:30,093 --> 00:39:31,970 Do you think I want to be in this situation? 538 00:39:32,178 --> 00:39:33,972 You think I know who the hell you are any more? 539 00:39:34,180 --> 00:39:37,142 - Nobody likes a judge. - Yeah, no one likes a vampire, either. 540 00:39:37,309 --> 00:39:39,603 - Screw you, Joey! - Screw me? Screw me? 541 00:39:39,769 --> 00:39:42,439 - You're out of the band, Jennifer! - She's kind of the best thing 542 00:39:42,606 --> 00:39:44,565 - about this band right now. - Tyler... 543 00:39:44,732 --> 00:39:47,026 I'm just saying, maybe you should sleep on it. 544 00:39:47,234 --> 00:39:50,738 Oh, my God, you really ate Beef. This is really happening. 545 00:39:53,199 --> 00:39:54,992 It's really happening. 546 00:40:05,126 --> 00:40:08,046 OK. Well, we have to call the cops. 547 00:40:08,213 --> 00:40:11,382 Who are you? No one's calling the cops. 548 00:40:11,549 --> 00:40:13,926 We're still a band, not a bunch of narcs! 549 00:40:14,134 --> 00:40:17,054 - There's a dead body in the bathtub. - What are you gonna tell them? 550 00:40:17,221 --> 00:40:21,141 "Our bass player's a vampire, she just ate the most popular band in Buffalo"? 551 00:40:21,350 --> 00:40:23,810 - They'll lock you up! - What happens on the road 552 00:40:24,019 --> 00:40:27,522 - stays on the road. - Just shut up, OK? Let me think. 553 00:40:27,730 --> 00:40:31,484 - Do you have vampire powers? - Yes. 554 00:40:31,651 --> 00:40:33,694 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 555 00:40:34,445 --> 00:40:38,991 I'm super fast, super strong and I can talk to other vampires with my mind. 556 00:40:39,158 --> 00:40:42,410 - Plus, I can turn into fog. - Get out! 557 00:40:43,662 --> 00:40:46,831 - She ate The Itchies. - You ate The Itchies? 558 00:40:46,998 --> 00:40:49,668 - Holy shit, Jennifer! - I can explain. 559 00:40:49,834 --> 00:40:51,294 How? 560 00:40:51,503 --> 00:40:55,090 I have a problem, but I'm still the same person inside. 561 00:40:55,257 --> 00:40:56,882 I'm still the same girl. 562 00:40:57,049 --> 00:40:59,009 I need help. 563 00:40:59,218 --> 00:41:00,594 I need you guys. 564 00:41:02,888 --> 00:41:04,932 [buzzing] 565 00:41:44,302 --> 00:41:46,262 All right, I know it's been a long night. 566 00:41:46,470 --> 00:41:49,640 But if we're still playing this showcase gig, we need to set some ground rules. 567 00:41:49,807 --> 00:41:52,685 - OK. - What kind of ground rules? 568 00:41:52,852 --> 00:41:55,604 Rule number one: under no circumstances 569 00:41:55,770 --> 00:41:58,607 may you make any other member of this band into a vampire. 570 00:41:58,773 --> 00:42:02,277 - She promised me immortality. - Yeah. Life's about disappointment. 571 00:42:02,444 --> 00:42:04,988 - Rule number one's bullshit! - OK, Hugo... 572 00:42:06,031 --> 00:42:08,742 Rule number two: no more killing, all right? 573 00:42:08,909 --> 00:42:12,995 If you need blood, we'll... We'll pull over and you can suck on a cow. 574 00:42:13,162 --> 00:42:15,372 - Will that work? - It's a deal-breaker, OK? 575 00:42:15,581 --> 00:42:18,209 No more mur... No more murders. 576 00:42:18,375 --> 00:42:21,462 All right, fine. I'll try cow blood. It might work. 577 00:42:21,629 --> 00:42:24,422 Might work. Didn't think to try it first, just... 578 00:42:24,589 --> 00:42:26,007 You're judging again. 579 00:42:26,758 --> 00:42:30,261 Rule number three: Total honesty from this point on. 580 00:42:30,470 --> 00:42:33,640 - No more secrets. - You mean like Jeff quitting? 581 00:42:33,806 --> 00:42:35,433 Jeff quit? 582 00:42:37,227 --> 00:42:40,562 Yeah, Jeff quit, OK? I lied. But it was for the good of the band. 583 00:42:40,729 --> 00:42:44,233 Jeff quit? Well, what about our big industry insider show, 584 00:42:44,399 --> 00:42:48,237 with all the movers and shakers? Why are we even bothering to go? 585 00:42:49,404 --> 00:42:52,074 I don't know any more. 586 00:42:52,241 --> 00:42:55,576 Lighten up, man. We'll go. 587 00:42:55,785 --> 00:42:58,329 It's not like anyone has anything else to do. 588 00:42:58,496 --> 00:43:01,207 Besides, people are starting to show up at these gigs. 589 00:43:01,374 --> 00:43:04,544 I mean, this vampire thing might even help us. 590 00:43:06,045 --> 00:43:09,464 - Can you wash your hands? - I did. 591 00:43:09,631 --> 00:43:11,007 Again? 592 00:43:14,970 --> 00:43:18,056 This is the Rockin' Roger Morning Show, late-night edition. 593 00:43:18,223 --> 00:43:20,433 Right now, I'd like to thank our sponsors: 594 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,477 Sex, drugs and rock and roll. 595 00:43:25,312 --> 00:43:26,564 Me likey. 596 00:43:26,772 --> 00:43:30,693 ♪ She almost left town yesterday 597 00:43:33,070 --> 00:43:36,407 ♪ She had everything she would say 598 00:43:39,325 --> 00:43:42,495 ♪ About all the things I've done wrong 599 00:43:45,582 --> 00:43:48,835 ♪ How they just made her strong 600 00:43:51,171 --> 00:43:56,133 ♪ I almost killed you last night She said 601 00:43:57,342 --> 00:44:02,389 ♪ I almost killed you last night Dead 602 00:44:03,098 --> 00:44:06,684 ♪ I almost ended your life 603 00:44:06,893 --> 00:44:10,229 ♪ It was so close it hurts 604 00:44:13,232 --> 00:44:16,235 ♪ So close it hurts 605 00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:24,659 ♪ She always stood up for herself 606 00:44:27,412 --> 00:44:30,749 ♪ She'd never been anywhere else 607 00:44:33,752 --> 00:44:36,629 ♪ Everybody told her to leave 608 00:44:40,007 --> 00:44:42,635 ♪ But somehow no one believed 609 00:44:43,761 --> 00:44:45,221 ♪ And she said 610 00:44:45,387 --> 00:44:50,183 ♪ I almost killed you last night She said... 611 00:44:52,810 --> 00:44:56,064 So, what took you guys so long tonight? 612 00:44:57,815 --> 00:45:00,818 We loaded the gear and then Hugo wanted to stop for tacos. 613 00:45:02,028 --> 00:45:04,489 - Tacos? - Tacos. 614 00:45:04,697 --> 00:45:07,574 - Tacos. - Yep. 615 00:45:08,617 --> 00:45:10,911 So you didn't eat anyone, then? 616 00:45:11,078 --> 00:45:13,205 - No. - You sure? 617 00:45:13,413 --> 00:45:17,084 - I did not eat anyone. - All right. Good. 618 00:45:19,335 --> 00:45:21,295 Does Victor know we're coming? 619 00:45:21,462 --> 00:45:23,589 If he knew, he'd say come back when we have money. 620 00:45:23,756 --> 00:45:25,716 What makes you think he's not gonna say that anyways? 621 00:45:25,883 --> 00:45:28,553 I'm trying to avoid thinking at this point. 622 00:45:29,846 --> 00:45:31,556 Joey... 623 00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:34,224 ...I'm sorry. 624 00:45:35,350 --> 00:45:37,644 I'm sorry, too, OK? 625 00:45:37,811 --> 00:45:40,564 Tyler says you got a new song. 626 00:45:40,730 --> 00:45:42,941 Yeah. 627 00:45:44,192 --> 00:45:47,279 - You sure you didn't eat anyone? - For Christ's sake! 628 00:45:47,445 --> 00:45:49,321 I'm just asking. 629 00:45:50,447 --> 00:45:54,201 Maybe when we get to Victor's, we'll try your song. 630 00:45:54,368 --> 00:45:56,495 Mine's a... 631 00:45:56,662 --> 00:45:58,455 Mine sucks. 632 00:45:58,622 --> 00:46:00,583 OK, cool. 633 00:46:02,084 --> 00:46:04,752 But I'm still the leader of the band. 634 00:46:04,919 --> 00:46:06,087 Aye-aye, captain. 635 00:46:06,254 --> 00:46:08,715 ♪ So close it hurts ♪ 636 00:46:37,116 --> 00:46:40,536 - It doesn't look like anyone's home. - He's always home. 637 00:46:47,167 --> 00:46:49,127 Joey Winner. 638 00:46:49,294 --> 00:46:52,464 - Hi, Victor. - You bring money? 639 00:46:52,672 --> 00:46:55,050 Uh, yeah. Um... 640 00:46:55,884 --> 00:46:59,471 We just did one song, and I thought we'd split the publishing 50/50. 641 00:46:59,638 --> 00:47:02,306 Oh, yeah. Fifty per cent of nothing. 642 00:47:02,473 --> 00:47:04,934 [laughs] 643 00:47:05,100 --> 00:47:06,477 Who the fuck are you? 644 00:47:07,394 --> 00:47:10,814 That's... that's Sam. He's our new drummer. 645 00:47:12,316 --> 00:47:15,194 - You a cop? - No. I... I like your records. 646 00:47:15,361 --> 00:47:17,153 Oh, yeah? Blow me. 647 00:47:18,571 --> 00:47:20,865 [laughs] 648 00:47:21,074 --> 00:47:25,203 Get outta here. Relax, man! It's a joke. It's a joke! 649 00:47:29,499 --> 00:47:32,751 - What did you do? - Nothing. 650 00:47:35,295 --> 00:47:38,549 This is a recording studio? And what is with that computer? 651 00:47:38,757 --> 00:47:43,303 Is that a Commodore 64? My cellphone has more memory than that piece of shit. 652 00:47:43,470 --> 00:47:44,555 What? 653 00:47:44,721 --> 00:47:49,183 - Oh! You OK, man? - Yes, I am OK. 654 00:47:49,392 --> 00:47:51,602 Hugo is always OK. 655 00:47:51,811 --> 00:47:54,981 Fix that shit, pack that gear, 656 00:47:55,148 --> 00:47:57,525 - hide all those... - [Joey] Hugo. 657 00:47:58,192 --> 00:48:00,068 Don't worry about Hugo. 658 00:48:04,489 --> 00:48:07,325 All right, let's power this baby up. 659 00:48:10,996 --> 00:48:12,706 Wow. 660 00:48:12,873 --> 00:48:15,166 It's alive. 661 00:48:15,332 --> 00:48:17,877 - What's the song called? - I Was A Fool. 662 00:48:18,043 --> 00:48:19,753 You were, baby. 663 00:48:21,505 --> 00:48:23,132 We're rollin'! 664 00:48:33,850 --> 00:48:36,227 ♪ I was a fool 665 00:48:36,436 --> 00:48:39,230 ♪ And I believed 666 00:48:39,397 --> 00:48:42,192 ♪ There was nothing 667 00:48:42,358 --> 00:48:44,818 ♪ Left for me 668 00:48:45,027 --> 00:48:47,905 ♪ Like every fool 669 00:48:48,071 --> 00:48:50,782 ♪ I couldn't see 670 00:48:50,949 --> 00:48:53,869 ♪ The wondrous beauty 671 00:48:54,036 --> 00:48:56,872 ♪ For the beast 672 00:48:57,039 --> 00:49:02,543 ♪ I was a fool 673 00:49:02,710 --> 00:49:05,588 ♪ I was a fool 674 00:49:05,755 --> 00:49:08,633 ♪ And I believed 675 00:49:08,799 --> 00:49:14,262 ♪ There was no one there for me 676 00:49:14,429 --> 00:49:16,806 ♪ I guess that it's true 677 00:49:16,973 --> 00:49:20,393 ♪ There cannot be 678 00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:25,607 ♪ One as blind as one will not see 679 00:49:25,774 --> 00:49:31,862 ♪ I was a fool 680 00:49:32,029 --> 00:49:35,032 ♪ I was a fool 681 00:49:35,199 --> 00:49:39,036 ♪ And I believed 682 00:49:39,245 --> 00:49:42,205 ♪ The reason stars 683 00:49:42,372 --> 00:49:44,749 ♪ Come out at night 684 00:49:44,958 --> 00:49:47,502 ♪ The reason birds 685 00:49:47,669 --> 00:49:50,463 ♪ Fly in the sky 686 00:49:50,630 --> 00:49:53,508 ♪ ls the reason you 687 00:49:53,675 --> 00:49:56,219 ♪ And the reason I 688 00:49:56,386 --> 00:49:59,388 ♪ Can dream 689 00:50:02,432 --> 00:50:03,934 ♪ I dream ♪ 690 00:50:04,101 --> 00:50:07,187 So how long has she been a bloodsucker? 691 00:50:07,354 --> 00:50:09,398 Uh, what? 692 00:50:09,565 --> 00:50:12,233 You know, Québécois Nosferatu. 693 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,736 A vampire, dill weed. How long? 694 00:50:15,945 --> 00:50:19,198 - How did you, um...? - I've been around, son. 695 00:50:20,408 --> 00:50:22,034 About a week. 696 00:50:22,243 --> 00:50:25,830 - Are you sleeping with one eye open? - It's not like that. 697 00:50:26,037 --> 00:50:31,084 Dude, let me tell you what I've learned in my many, many travels. 698 00:50:31,293 --> 00:50:35,755 Always use a condom, and never trust a goddamn vampire. 699 00:50:35,922 --> 00:50:39,009 Yeah, it's actually been going really good for me. 700 00:50:39,176 --> 00:50:40,885 The audiences are responding for a change. 701 00:50:41,093 --> 00:50:43,846 They don't give a shit about your band. 702 00:50:44,013 --> 00:50:45,973 They're there for the freak show. 703 00:50:46,182 --> 00:50:48,851 You got a vampire on the stage, you idiot. 704 00:50:49,018 --> 00:50:51,479 This'll end bad for you. 705 00:51:01,654 --> 00:51:03,948 - Come on. - No! 706 00:51:04,157 --> 00:51:06,451 Do you have any idea how much shit I'd get in? 707 00:51:06,659 --> 00:51:09,120 - Who's gonna know? - Tyler! 708 00:51:09,329 --> 00:51:13,248 - I always share with you. - This is a little different. 709 00:51:15,292 --> 00:51:17,503 When do I ask you for anything? 710 00:51:19,963 --> 00:51:21,590 Please? 711 00:51:22,633 --> 00:51:24,425 Look, it's just till New York. 712 00:51:24,592 --> 00:51:27,929 - What happens in New York? - CMJ. 713 00:51:28,095 --> 00:51:31,432 - So? - So I got a showcase gig 714 00:51:31,641 --> 00:51:34,101 with a lot of industry insiders and A&R guys. 715 00:51:34,268 --> 00:51:37,063 Jeff set this whole thing up. 716 00:51:37,230 --> 00:51:40,482 First of all, Jeff is a weasel. 717 00:51:40,690 --> 00:51:44,361 And, dude, bein' famous ain't all it's cracked up to be. 718 00:51:44,528 --> 00:51:46,822 You can't go to a movie, can't go to a bar, 719 00:51:47,030 --> 00:51:50,450 cops arrest you, ask for your autograph. 720 00:51:50,659 --> 00:51:53,911 - It's bullshit. - It's not about being famous. 721 00:51:54,078 --> 00:51:55,329 Then what's it about? 722 00:51:58,082 --> 00:51:59,667 I don't know. 723 00:52:00,459 --> 00:52:04,129 You don't know, but you're ready to go to hell for it. 724 00:52:04,338 --> 00:52:07,508 This tour's my last chance. I'm not giving up. 725 00:52:07,716 --> 00:52:10,969 You don't have to give up. Just kick the vampire out of the band. 726 00:52:11,136 --> 00:52:12,762 But she's helping us, not hurting us. 727 00:52:12,971 --> 00:52:15,181 Maybe it ain't worth it. 728 00:52:16,891 --> 00:52:18,935 Well, what do you want me to say? 729 00:52:19,144 --> 00:52:22,147 That I'm a hack? That without my vampire no one would give a shit? 730 00:52:22,355 --> 00:52:26,108 Fine, I'm a hack. You know? But this hack has a hot band right now. 731 00:52:26,275 --> 00:52:27,985 Remember what that felt like? It's been a while, 732 00:52:28,193 --> 00:52:31,697 but it feels a lot better than dismal failure. 733 00:52:31,905 --> 00:52:33,157 [sighs] 734 00:52:33,323 --> 00:52:34,658 You're not a hack. 735 00:52:35,826 --> 00:52:38,119 - Thanks. - You're a poser, 736 00:52:38,286 --> 00:52:40,496 wanker, dick. 737 00:52:40,705 --> 00:52:43,791 Now, take your vampire and go. 738 00:52:43,958 --> 00:52:46,085 What, you're kicking me out? 739 00:52:47,420 --> 00:52:50,673 You got your song. Studio's closed. 740 00:52:52,215 --> 00:52:54,926 - Thanks. - Forever. 741 00:52:57,262 --> 00:52:58,889 All right. 742 00:53:12,109 --> 00:53:15,029 - What? - You look different. 743 00:53:15,196 --> 00:53:19,992 Oh, yeah? When are you noticing what I look like? Maybe I'm just tired. 744 00:53:22,744 --> 00:53:25,914 Maybe you need to recharge. You want a sandwich? 745 00:53:26,789 --> 00:53:29,793 No, no. I'm not hungry. 746 00:53:31,461 --> 00:53:34,547 - When was the last time you ate? - What are you, my mom? 747 00:53:38,383 --> 00:53:40,594 - Feedl - [yells] 748 00:53:40,803 --> 00:53:43,889 - What? - Nothing. 749 00:53:48,310 --> 00:53:49,478 [yells] 750 00:53:49,686 --> 00:53:52,855 - What? - Nothing. 751 00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:56,609 [♪ David Bowie: Here Comes the Night] 752 00:53:58,319 --> 00:54:00,196 ♪ Here comes the night 753 00:54:00,363 --> 00:54:03,115 ♪ Here it comes 754 00:54:03,282 --> 00:54:06,076 ♪ Here comes the night 755 00:54:07,661 --> 00:54:10,831 ♪ Yeah, here comes the night 756 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:16,128 - ♪ Oh, yeah - ♪ Here comes the night... 757 00:54:20,548 --> 00:54:24,051 - You're so beautiful! - Thanks. Excuse me. 758 00:54:25,261 --> 00:54:26,512 Wait. 759 00:54:30,099 --> 00:54:33,185 I have magic pills. Take them. 760 00:54:33,352 --> 00:54:35,895 It's OK. It's really not my thing. 761 00:54:36,062 --> 00:54:39,649 Please! These are my eyes! 762 00:54:41,943 --> 00:54:43,486 [sighs] OK. 763 00:54:45,989 --> 00:54:48,366 Now, get out of here before I bite your face off. 764 00:54:49,616 --> 00:54:50,993 So beautiful! 765 00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,168 You're so beautiful! 766 00:55:00,752 --> 00:55:02,796 [whimpers] 767 00:55:08,176 --> 00:55:10,219 You look pale. 768 00:55:10,386 --> 00:55:13,306 No, it's... I'm nervous. That's all. 769 00:55:13,473 --> 00:55:14,474 You're nervous. 770 00:55:14,682 --> 00:55:15,933 - Mm-hm. - Uh-huh. 771 00:55:16,142 --> 00:55:18,602 - And nervous makes you pale? - Yeah. 772 00:55:18,768 --> 00:55:22,189 - I see. - Joey, Jeff is here. 773 00:55:22,397 --> 00:55:25,150 - What? Where? - In the club. 774 00:55:25,317 --> 00:55:28,487 Susan is here also, I think. I think they might be here together. 775 00:55:30,030 --> 00:55:31,031 Bullshit. 776 00:55:32,157 --> 00:55:34,700 Yes, I'm Hugo the liar. 777 00:55:34,909 --> 00:55:36,410 This is what I do with my time, 778 00:55:36,577 --> 00:55:39,914 because I don't have enough shit to do around here with the gear and the car 779 00:55:40,122 --> 00:55:42,666 - that never works and the bodies... - All right! 780 00:55:45,252 --> 00:55:47,045 I just had some cow. 781 00:55:47,253 --> 00:55:50,048 - Speaking of which, Susan's here. - Yeah, I heard. 782 00:55:51,841 --> 00:55:53,802 Hugo, do you have a pick? 783 00:55:54,010 --> 00:55:55,887 I gave it to you already. 784 00:56:08,106 --> 00:56:09,441 Hey, guys. 785 00:56:09,608 --> 00:56:12,361 Hey, Joey! How's it goin'? 786 00:56:12,528 --> 00:56:15,072 Super. You guys just in the neighbourhood, or...? 787 00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:17,406 We're not sleeping together, if that's what you mean. 788 00:56:17,615 --> 00:56:20,701 No, that's not what I meant, but wow. 789 00:56:20,868 --> 00:56:24,914 - Yeah, we're just buds. - Terrific. 790 00:56:25,081 --> 00:56:27,750 - Bullshit. We're all grown-ups here. - Yeah, we are. 791 00:56:28,835 --> 00:56:31,128 I'm glad you feel that way about it, 'cause guess what? 792 00:56:31,336 --> 00:56:33,463 - What? - I got you a one-hour interview 793 00:56:33,672 --> 00:56:36,216 on the Rockin' Roger Show tomorrow morning. 794 00:56:36,383 --> 00:56:38,927 - Oh, yeah? - You guys are blowing up, man. 795 00:56:39,094 --> 00:56:42,597 - And you're sleeping with Susan. - Not if that bothers you. 796 00:56:42,764 --> 00:56:44,641 - Yeah, it really does. - OK. 797 00:56:44,808 --> 00:56:47,726 - We're done. - What?! 798 00:56:49,812 --> 00:56:51,939 Well, screw you! 799 00:56:54,275 --> 00:56:58,279 Not any more, man. See, all your dreams are comin' true. 800 00:57:03,950 --> 00:57:08,997 So it's really nice to be back here in... Pennsylvania! 801 00:57:12,333 --> 00:57:15,210 - You OK? - Yeah, I got a headache. 802 00:57:15,377 --> 00:57:17,421 Jeff got us on Rockin' Roger tomorrow morning. 803 00:57:17,629 --> 00:57:19,423 Amazing! 804 00:57:19,590 --> 00:57:22,134 Hugo, do we have any aspirin? 805 00:57:22,301 --> 00:57:24,261 We are out. 806 00:57:24,470 --> 00:57:27,806 - I have been in much pain. - Great. 807 00:57:27,973 --> 00:57:29,057 Hugo... 808 00:57:30,433 --> 00:57:31,893 What do you call this? 809 00:57:32,059 --> 00:57:34,729 - Wait! - What? 810 00:57:35,396 --> 00:57:36,397 Nothing! 811 00:57:36,606 --> 00:57:39,442 You are listening to KCUS, and if it's good, 812 00:57:39,609 --> 00:57:42,361 it must be Rockin' Roger... [deep voice] ..on the radio. 813 00:57:42,528 --> 00:57:44,988 [♪ This is Your Brain on Drugs] 814 00:57:53,538 --> 00:57:59,001 ♪ It's really nice to hear your voice again 815 00:57:59,168 --> 00:58:02,421 ♪ It's really nice to hear you breathe 816 00:58:04,757 --> 00:58:09,136 ♪ I can't take it for another minute 817 00:58:09,345 --> 00:58:13,807 ♪ When you're down on your knees 818 00:58:15,475 --> 00:58:17,769 ♪ This is your brain 819 00:58:17,977 --> 00:58:20,647 ♪ This is your brain 820 00:58:20,814 --> 00:58:25,110 ♪ This is your brain on drugs 821 00:58:38,122 --> 00:58:43,417 ♪ It's really nice of you to fuck me over 822 00:58:43,584 --> 00:58:47,338 ♪ It's really nice of you to leave 823 00:58:49,048 --> 00:58:53,511 ♪ I can't take it with a spoon of sugar 824 00:58:53,719 --> 00:58:59,975 ♪ When you're down on your knees, yeah 825 00:59:00,142 --> 00:59:02,018 ♪ This is your brain 826 00:59:02,185 --> 00:59:05,188 ♪ This is your brain 827 00:59:05,355 --> 00:59:09,359 ♪ This is your brain on drugs ♪ 828 00:59:16,407 --> 00:59:17,658 You treacherous bitch. 829 00:59:17,825 --> 00:59:21,745 - Take it down a couple of notches. - And you. You take Sam down with you? 830 00:59:21,912 --> 00:59:23,497 - Sam's a big boy. - I don't need people 831 00:59:23,664 --> 00:59:26,916 - to make my decisions for me. - Yeah, you do! You're a drummer! 832 00:59:27,125 --> 00:59:31,129 - It was a mistake. - Mistake. You broke rule number one! 833 00:59:31,296 --> 00:59:34,048 Why not me? Why not Hugo? 834 00:59:34,215 --> 00:59:37,469 - Can you undo it? - No. 835 00:59:38,261 --> 00:59:40,929 That's great. That's just perfect. 836 00:59:41,096 --> 00:59:42,723 How come they're not sick in the sun? 837 00:59:42,890 --> 00:59:46,643 - We didn't feed. - Feed? Feed? 838 00:59:46,810 --> 00:59:49,271 - I'm sorry. - Look, cow blood, Joey. 839 00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:52,274 - I swear, man, that's all I'm after. - Shut up! 840 00:59:52,441 --> 00:59:55,610 Say what you want, the audience dug the vampire shit. 841 00:59:55,818 --> 00:59:58,196 - Totally. - They...? That's great. Totally. 842 00:59:58,362 --> 00:59:59,989 [banging on door] 843 01:00:00,198 --> 01:00:03,534 No! There's something bad on the other side of that door. 844 01:00:03,743 --> 01:00:06,412 No. All the bad's in here with me. 845 01:00:06,579 --> 01:00:07,747 Let's go now. 846 01:00:11,792 --> 01:00:13,668 [coughs] 847 01:00:14,503 --> 01:00:16,213 What the hell? 848 01:00:18,089 --> 01:00:20,801 - Where's the rest of the band? - They just left. 849 01:00:20,967 --> 01:00:22,594 Listen, you little punk. 850 01:00:22,761 --> 01:00:25,137 You tell your friends that I'm onto them. 851 01:00:25,304 --> 01:00:27,848 You tell 'em that Eddie is coming after them. 852 01:00:28,015 --> 01:00:29,558 Sure thing, Eddie. Got it. 853 01:00:29,725 --> 01:00:31,602 Eddie. Eddie! 854 01:00:37,149 --> 01:00:38,734 Thanks for nothing, Hugo. 855 01:00:38,901 --> 01:00:40,276 He was scary! 856 01:00:40,443 --> 01:00:45,406 - You're supposed to watch the door. - I know. I'm supposed to do everything. 857 01:00:46,116 --> 01:00:48,576 This is Rockin' Roger on The Rockin' Roger Morning Show, 858 01:00:48,743 --> 01:00:51,496 and I am sitting here with The Winners. 859 01:00:51,663 --> 01:00:54,331 Now, what kind of name is that, anyway? 860 01:00:54,498 --> 01:00:56,208 Uh, it's ironic. 861 01:00:56,375 --> 01:01:00,045 Whoa! Big word. Pace yourself, Einstein. 862 01:01:00,212 --> 01:01:03,549 Try to breathe. Now, you all have been around for a while, 863 01:01:03,715 --> 01:01:06,969 and I've heard there's quite a bit of hype around your show at the festival. 864 01:01:07,136 --> 01:01:09,679 Yes. We're very excited about it. 865 01:01:09,887 --> 01:01:13,057 I can tell. It's coming off you in waves. 866 01:01:13,266 --> 01:01:15,476 Now, I've been lookin' at you and I been thinking to myself, 867 01:01:15,643 --> 01:01:19,230 "Rockin' Roger, this group looks neat." 868 01:01:19,397 --> 01:01:21,441 That's the word I'd use. You look neat. 869 01:01:21,607 --> 01:01:26,153 And for all you people out there in radioland, this band is the real deal. 870 01:01:26,361 --> 01:01:31,741 They've got that whole sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll look down. 871 01:01:31,908 --> 01:01:34,911 Son, are you wearing pancake, 872 01:01:35,078 --> 01:01:37,621 or are you actually that pale? 873 01:01:37,830 --> 01:01:39,248 He looks like a statue. 874 01:01:39,415 --> 01:01:43,627 - What? - Wow! All that and brains, too, huh? 875 01:01:43,794 --> 01:01:46,005 You all just released a single. What is it? 876 01:01:46,172 --> 01:01:49,925 - It's called Suck. - I've heard it. It does. 877 01:01:50,092 --> 01:01:53,595 Oh! Rockin' Roger on the radio comin' right to you live! 878 01:01:53,762 --> 01:01:57,265 Did you just say our song sucked on the radio? 879 01:01:57,474 --> 01:01:59,851 No! I said it on television. 880 01:02:00,018 --> 01:02:02,979 - We've hidden the cameras. - What cameras? 881 01:02:04,189 --> 01:02:07,357 Kids, you all have to lay off the drugs, OK? 882 01:02:07,524 --> 01:02:10,194 This is not rocket science, what we're doin' here. 883 01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:13,322 They're only questions. And like my mama used to say, 884 01:02:13,489 --> 01:02:17,951 "It's only rock 'n' roll, but I like it!" 885 01:02:18,118 --> 01:02:20,871 - Say it again. - Say what? 886 01:02:21,038 --> 01:02:22,747 - Hey. Be cool. - No, no. 887 01:02:22,914 --> 01:02:24,874 Do something you're good at. 888 01:02:25,041 --> 01:02:26,667 Like sucking! Ooh! 889 01:02:26,834 --> 01:02:28,544 Gotcha two times, Rockin' Roger! 890 01:02:28,711 --> 01:02:31,172 And what's up with the make-up, anyway? 891 01:02:31,339 --> 01:02:34,842 We're not wearing make-up, asshole. [deep voice] We're vampires. 892 01:02:35,009 --> 01:02:36,885 [heavy rock music] 893 01:02:38,011 --> 01:02:40,055 [screamlng on radio] 894 01:02:44,643 --> 01:02:48,063 [Joey] You assholes You just ate the only guy playing our record. 895 01:03:02,034 --> 01:03:04,911 - That was amazing! - What? 896 01:03:05,078 --> 01:03:07,539 That was hilarious! 897 01:03:07,747 --> 01:03:09,874 Every rock station in the country has picked up the single. 898 01:03:10,083 --> 01:03:12,794 Every label in the country is coming to the show. 899 01:03:12,961 --> 01:03:14,921 - Really? - Yeah, you guys are gonna be famous. 900 01:03:15,130 --> 01:03:17,674 This is, like, the most famous radio stunt since Orson Welles. 901 01:03:17,882 --> 01:03:20,092 Jeff, it wasn't a stunt. OK? 902 01:03:22,761 --> 01:03:25,848 Who cares, man? It doesn't matter. We're still gonna be rich! 903 01:03:26,014 --> 01:03:28,308 Hugo, would you please check the website? 904 01:03:32,020 --> 01:03:34,064 - We did get some hits. - We got some hits? 905 01:03:34,272 --> 01:03:38,526 - How many hits did we get, Hugo? - 1,604,000. 906 01:03:38,693 --> 01:03:42,530 Yes, 1,604,000! 907 01:03:42,738 --> 01:03:45,741 Jeff, they killed Rockin' Roger on air. 908 01:03:45,908 --> 01:03:47,326 We're all goin' to jail. 909 01:03:47,493 --> 01:03:50,370 Hey, Joey, why don't you let me worry about that, OK? 910 01:03:50,537 --> 01:03:52,747 Why don't you guys just get ready to rock? 911 01:03:54,207 --> 01:03:55,709 [phone rlngs] 912 01:03:56,418 --> 01:03:59,421 OK, I gotta take this. But if anyone asks you what happened to Rockin' Roger, 913 01:03:59,588 --> 01:04:01,715 you just tell them we cannot comment at this time. All right? 914 01:04:01,923 --> 01:04:05,426 We'll just keep it rollin' that way. Just keep rollin'. This is all good. OK. 915 01:04:05,593 --> 01:04:07,219 Konnlchlwa. Uh-huh. 916 01:04:07,386 --> 01:04:10,973 - Did he just say we're gonna be famous? - Yes. 917 01:04:11,807 --> 01:04:13,267 I gotta go call my mom. 918 01:04:15,269 --> 01:04:18,188 [♪ The Moog: You Raised a Vampire] 919 01:04:18,354 --> 01:04:20,231 ♪ You raised a vampire 920 01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:23,526 ♪ You raised a vampire 921 01:04:24,527 --> 01:04:26,738 ♪ You raised a vampire 922 01:04:26,905 --> 01:04:29,032 ♪ You raised a vampire 923 01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:30,784 ♪ Ohi Ohi Ohi 924 01:04:30,950 --> 01:04:33,160 ♪ You raised a vampire 925 01:04:33,327 --> 01:04:35,454 ♪ You raised a vampire 926 01:04:35,662 --> 01:04:37,206 ♪ Ohi Ohi Ohi ♪ 927 01:04:40,542 --> 01:04:42,419 What's with the flashlight? 928 01:04:44,421 --> 01:04:46,548 I don't like talking about it. 929 01:04:50,218 --> 01:04:52,428 I'm afraid of the dark. 930 01:04:53,387 --> 01:04:56,641 Cool. I'm afraid of confined spaces and water fountains. 931 01:04:56,808 --> 01:04:58,392 Yeah. 932 01:04:58,559 --> 01:05:00,186 Um... 933 01:05:00,394 --> 01:05:03,146 - Will you let me in? - Yeah. Yeah, sure. Go ahead. 934 01:05:03,313 --> 01:05:04,898 Great. 935 01:05:06,483 --> 01:05:08,527 - Nice talkin' to ya. - Yeah. 936 01:05:08,693 --> 01:05:11,571 - It's very confined in there. Yeah. - All right. 937 01:05:16,909 --> 01:05:19,787 - How much time? - Five minutes. 938 01:05:23,124 --> 01:05:25,418 You can't go on like that. 939 01:05:25,584 --> 01:05:28,671 You... I know what you are. You're a goddamn vampire. 940 01:05:28,879 --> 01:05:32,632 - You say that like it's a bad thing. - You did this. 941 01:05:32,799 --> 01:05:35,718 - All this is because of you. - I did nothing. 942 01:05:35,885 --> 01:05:37,512 I was working the bar that night. 943 01:05:37,679 --> 01:05:40,223 You're the one that let your girlfriend go home with a vampire. 944 01:05:40,390 --> 01:05:44,227 - She's my ex-girlfriend, OK? - I can read your mind, remember? 945 01:05:44,394 --> 01:05:46,770 - Piss off. - What are you so angry about? 946 01:05:46,979 --> 01:05:49,898 You got your industry inside showcase gig. 947 01:05:50,065 --> 01:05:53,152 You seem to be the only one that's not enjoying it. 948 01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:55,070 It's complicated. 949 01:05:55,237 --> 01:05:58,323 Hey, all you have to do is live your dream. 950 01:05:58,532 --> 01:06:01,200 Go rock and roll. Go kick some ass. 951 01:06:01,367 --> 01:06:03,244 - I will. I'm just, uh... - Scared. 952 01:06:03,453 --> 01:06:05,997 Yeah. I'm scared, all right? You happy? 953 01:06:06,164 --> 01:06:09,584 I am not happy. I am vampire. 954 01:06:09,751 --> 01:06:12,754 I'm only happy when something dies. 955 01:06:12,962 --> 01:06:14,755 Is that supposed to make me feel better? 956 01:06:14,921 --> 01:06:18,091 Look, the band goes on with you or without you, Joey. 957 01:06:18,300 --> 01:06:20,969 Vampires are ultimately cool. 958 01:06:21,136 --> 01:06:23,805 - It's my band! - It was your band. 959 01:06:23,972 --> 01:06:26,099 Now you have to make a decision. 960 01:06:26,308 --> 01:06:28,685 You can take that road to obscurity, 961 01:06:28,894 --> 01:06:31,353 or you can join us 962 01:06:31,562 --> 01:06:34,982 and never be afraid of anything else ever again. 963 01:06:46,117 --> 01:06:47,619 I want to join the band. 964 01:06:48,369 --> 01:06:49,621 Uh... 965 01:06:49,788 --> 01:06:52,624 - It's your band. - No. 966 01:06:54,167 --> 01:06:55,668 I wanna join the band. 967 01:06:55,835 --> 01:06:58,462 - What? No. - Just do it. 968 01:06:58,629 --> 01:06:59,630 - No, I won't. - Do it! 969 01:06:59,838 --> 01:07:01,381 - No! - I need it. 970 01:07:01,548 --> 01:07:05,219 - You don't know what you're asking. - I'm asking you to help me. 971 01:07:05,427 --> 01:07:09,348 - I don't want you to do it. - Yeah, you do. 972 01:07:17,855 --> 01:07:19,732 I'm sorry. 973 01:07:38,667 --> 01:07:40,710 ♪ She's a nightmare 974 01:07:41,795 --> 01:07:44,713 ♪ You know, a devil may care 975 01:07:45,423 --> 01:07:49,802 ♪ She's a nowhere I wanna be infidelity 976 01:07:49,969 --> 01:07:52,972 ♪ Taste that bite The girl's all right 977 01:07:53,139 --> 01:07:56,891 - ♪ She sucks - ♪ All night 978 01:07:57,100 --> 01:08:00,353 ♪ All night 979 01:08:00,562 --> 01:08:03,982 ♪ All night 980 01:08:04,190 --> 01:08:07,360 ♪ Looks in the mirror She's outta sight, all right 981 01:08:12,865 --> 01:08:14,825 ♪ She's a bad girl 982 01:08:16,243 --> 01:08:18,871 - ♪ She's a bad, bad girl - Oh, my God. 983 01:08:19,663 --> 01:08:22,666 ♪ She's a whole world unto herself 984 01:08:22,875 --> 01:08:24,376 ♪ Bad for your health 985 01:08:24,543 --> 01:08:26,919 ♪ Taste that bite The girl's all right... 986 01:08:27,086 --> 01:08:30,423 Get that guy! He's selling drugs! 987 01:08:31,758 --> 01:08:36,721 What? Hey, man, come on, man! You don't understand! Wait a minute! 988 01:08:38,306 --> 01:08:41,892 ♪ Looks in the mirror She's outta sight, all right ♪ 989 01:08:58,866 --> 01:09:00,493 - [deep voice] We rocked! - [deep voice] Yeah. 990 01:09:00,659 --> 01:09:02,536 [deep voice] Yeah. Felt good, didn't it, Joey? 991 01:09:02,745 --> 01:09:04,872 Yeah. It felt pretty... 992 01:09:12,128 --> 01:09:14,923 - You OK? - Try some groupie! 993 01:09:16,049 --> 01:09:19,302 - I need some air. - You just need to feed. Trust me. 994 01:09:19,511 --> 01:09:21,721 Excuse me one second. 995 01:09:22,430 --> 01:09:24,015 Joey. 996 01:09:30,354 --> 01:09:32,564 That was quite the performance. 997 01:09:32,773 --> 01:09:35,150 Hey, man, you should've told me you were coming. 998 01:09:35,359 --> 01:09:37,486 I would've put you on the list or something. 999 01:09:37,694 --> 01:09:41,114 Yeah, right. So how does it feel? 1000 01:09:41,280 --> 01:09:43,825 Feels good, yeah. Jeff says we're gonna be huge. 1001 01:09:43,991 --> 01:09:46,285 Mm. 1002 01:09:46,494 --> 01:09:49,831 - No one likes a judge. - Hey, I didn't say anything. 1003 01:09:50,039 --> 01:09:53,000 I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about. 1004 01:09:53,167 --> 01:09:56,336 Yeah, well, good. Now you saw. 1005 01:09:56,503 --> 01:09:58,547 - Are you OK? - [deep voice] Don't touch me! 1006 01:09:58,713 --> 01:10:01,007 Whoa, take it easy. 1007 01:10:02,050 --> 01:10:04,344 Sorry, man. I'm sorry. I'm... 1008 01:10:04,553 --> 01:10:07,431 - I'm not feelin' good, you know? - You're a big rock star 1009 01:10:07,597 --> 01:10:09,974 with a big problem now. How cliché. 1010 01:10:10,182 --> 01:10:11,767 You should just leave me alone. 1011 01:10:11,934 --> 01:10:15,438 I told you this would happen. You wouldn't listen. 1012 01:10:15,646 --> 01:10:18,607 - Just go. - Or what, vampire boy? 1013 01:10:18,774 --> 01:10:20,735 - You gonna eat...? - Leave me alone! 1014 01:10:25,196 --> 01:10:26,990 Wanker. 1015 01:10:30,201 --> 01:10:31,453 Oh, sh... 1016 01:10:31,661 --> 01:10:34,998 Oh, shit! I'm sorry. 1017 01:10:35,165 --> 01:10:38,584 Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1018 01:10:44,089 --> 01:10:46,133 Hey, great show, guys. 1019 01:10:46,884 --> 01:10:49,553 Hey, where's... where's Joey? 1020 01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:53,639 Oh, hey! You're still with us. How's it going? 1021 01:10:53,806 --> 01:10:56,100 Hey, I'm Jeff. I manage the band. 1022 01:11:01,064 --> 01:11:03,524 Looks like someone's been drinking. 1023 01:11:03,691 --> 01:11:05,485 I killed Victor. 1024 01:11:05,693 --> 01:11:08,945 - You did what? - I didn't mean to. 1025 01:11:09,154 --> 01:11:11,031 - Itjust happened. - [Tyler] It's an accident. 1026 01:11:11,239 --> 01:11:13,200 What happens on the road stays on the road. 1027 01:11:13,366 --> 01:11:16,787 - I killed him. - It's OK. It's not your fault. 1028 01:11:16,995 --> 01:11:18,789 How am I gonna look at myself in the mirror again? 1029 01:11:18,955 --> 01:11:22,625 - You can't. You're a vampire. - Yeah, you just gotta suck it up. 1030 01:11:25,461 --> 01:11:27,755 Hey, I understand. 1031 01:11:27,963 --> 01:11:30,174 You're feelin' blue about eating a dude. 1032 01:11:30,382 --> 01:11:33,010 But it's no reason to ruin everybody's night, Joey. 1033 01:11:33,177 --> 01:11:35,471 [Tyler] Jeff's right. We're vampires. Shit happens. 1034 01:11:35,679 --> 01:11:38,848 - [Sam] You'll get used to it. - [Jennifer] Sorry. I tried to warn you. 1035 01:11:39,015 --> 01:11:41,810 [Jeff] Look on the bright side. You're gonna be a star, 1036 01:11:41,976 --> 01:11:45,230 and if you want, you can dedicate the album to the memory of Victor. 1037 01:11:45,438 --> 01:11:48,858 And as I understand it, rock and roll never dies. 1038 01:11:52,152 --> 01:11:57,449 Oh, yeah. Yeah, you might wanna stand back a little bit. 1039 01:11:57,616 --> 01:12:00,077 [Jeff] I swear to God I know her from somewhere. 1040 01:12:03,497 --> 01:12:05,540 ♪ Here comes success 1041 01:12:05,706 --> 01:12:07,667 ♪ Here comes success 1042 01:12:07,875 --> 01:12:09,836 ♪ Over my hill 1043 01:12:10,044 --> 01:12:12,088 ♪ Over my hill 1044 01:12:12,255 --> 01:12:14,215 ♪ Here comes success 1045 01:12:14,424 --> 01:12:16,384 ♪ Here comes success 1046 01:12:16,592 --> 01:12:17,760 ♪ Here comes my car ♪ 1047 01:12:17,969 --> 01:12:21,638 - Don't sit there and be mad. - I'm not mad. 1048 01:12:21,805 --> 01:12:23,056 I don't care any more. 1049 01:12:23,223 --> 01:12:26,226 So I killed a friend of the family. 1050 01:12:26,393 --> 01:12:28,937 Big deal. I'm an addict. 1051 01:12:29,104 --> 01:12:31,148 You gonna make me feel guilty about it all night? 1052 01:12:31,314 --> 01:12:33,775 OK, Jen, we need to talk, OK? 1053 01:12:33,942 --> 01:12:38,404 - Oh. Sounds heavy. - It's kinda heavy. 1054 01:12:38,571 --> 01:12:41,115 What if I told you it didn't have to be like this? 1055 01:12:41,323 --> 01:12:43,868 Like what? 1056 01:12:44,034 --> 01:12:45,619 What if I told you we could be human again? 1057 01:12:45,786 --> 01:12:49,038 Don't start with that shit. We can't. We're dead. 1058 01:12:50,999 --> 01:12:52,500 Jen, be cool. 1059 01:12:53,585 --> 01:12:55,211 This is Eddie Van Helsig. He's a doctor. 1060 01:12:55,378 --> 01:12:57,505 Are you crazy? He's a vampire hunter! 1061 01:12:57,672 --> 01:13:02,552 - Would you just hear him out? - I can make you human again. 1062 01:13:02,719 --> 01:13:04,178 You kill vampires. 1063 01:13:04,344 --> 01:13:06,805 Well, I'm offering them 1064 01:13:06,972 --> 01:13:09,600 the same choice as I'm offering you. 1065 01:13:10,684 --> 01:13:13,854 The one who made you, the queen vampire? 1066 01:13:14,063 --> 01:13:16,607 It's his evil that runs through your veins. 1067 01:13:16,774 --> 01:13:20,943 When he dies, so, too, his evil virus dies within him. 1068 01:13:21,110 --> 01:13:23,071 No. He's too powerful. 1069 01:13:23,237 --> 01:13:26,115 Don't worry. I can kill him. 1070 01:13:27,617 --> 01:13:30,870 I just need you to distract him until the dawn breaks. 1071 01:13:32,788 --> 01:13:34,748 You're so bumming me out right now. 1072 01:13:34,915 --> 01:13:36,875 Jen. 1073 01:13:37,084 --> 01:13:40,003 There's a reason we can't see our reflections, OK? 1074 01:13:40,170 --> 01:13:42,130 We're turning into monsters. 1075 01:13:42,339 --> 01:13:45,675 Is that what you see when you look at me? A monster? 1076 01:13:45,842 --> 01:13:48,844 No, but I don't see you any more. 1077 01:13:51,639 --> 01:13:53,265 If we're gonna do this... 1078 01:13:55,976 --> 01:13:58,354 ...I want a commitment. 1079 01:13:58,521 --> 01:14:00,731 I want things to be different. 1080 01:14:00,940 --> 01:14:05,652 I will put us first before everything else from now on, I promise. 1081 01:14:06,361 --> 01:14:08,071 - Garbage? - I'll take it out. 1082 01:14:08,238 --> 01:14:09,697 - Toilet seat? - Down. 1083 01:14:10,824 --> 01:14:12,784 Sex? 1084 01:14:13,243 --> 01:14:16,578 From now on, you come first in everything. 1085 01:14:19,331 --> 01:14:21,792 OK. Let's kill the fucker. 1086 01:14:22,376 --> 01:14:25,879 ♪ Please allow me to introduce myself 1087 01:14:26,046 --> 01:14:30,300 ♪ l'm a man of wealth and taste 1088 01:14:31,217 --> 01:14:34,303 ♪ l've been around for a long, long year 1089 01:14:34,470 --> 01:14:38,224 ♪ Stole many a man's soul and faith ♪ 1090 01:14:39,058 --> 01:14:41,936 - I don't know about this. - Listen, we have no choice, OK? 1091 01:14:42,103 --> 01:14:44,939 - Either way, we're dead. - We always have a choice. 1092 01:14:45,106 --> 01:14:48,275 Maybe, seeing as I have no power, I could wait in the car? 1093 01:14:48,483 --> 01:14:51,570 I started this. I'm finishing it. 1094 01:15:02,288 --> 01:15:04,248 What the hell are you guys doing? 1095 01:15:04,415 --> 01:15:06,542 The sun will be up soon. 1096 01:15:06,751 --> 01:15:09,295 Hey. Well, 1097 01:15:09,462 --> 01:15:11,589 we took this from a homeless guy. 1098 01:15:13,466 --> 01:15:16,801 And filled it with his blood. You want a drink? 1099 01:15:18,136 --> 01:15:19,846 Come in. 1100 01:15:28,897 --> 01:15:31,648 This is good. Was he Italian? 1101 01:15:31,815 --> 01:15:34,026 He didn't scream with an accent. 1102 01:15:35,736 --> 01:15:37,780 You guys cool? 1103 01:15:37,946 --> 01:15:40,324 - Yeah, we're good. - Fine. 1104 01:15:42,493 --> 01:15:46,162 - How's the new record coming? - Good, good. 1105 01:15:46,329 --> 01:15:48,706 Well, it's... Tyler ate the engineer. 1106 01:15:48,915 --> 01:15:50,875 He was a dick. 1107 01:15:51,042 --> 01:15:53,086 What brings you around here? 1108 01:15:55,088 --> 01:15:59,299 We were just in the neighbourhood, and we noticed how early it was getting. 1109 01:15:59,466 --> 01:16:01,510 - We were hoping... - You need a place to crash? 1110 01:16:01,718 --> 01:16:03,678 If it's no trouble. 1111 01:16:03,845 --> 01:16:06,473 Ml casa su casa. 1112 01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:09,017 - Thanks. - Really nice of you. 1113 01:16:09,226 --> 01:16:10,811 - I don't know Spanish. - Nice place. 1114 01:16:10,977 --> 01:16:13,521 Hey. You wanna hear a cool song? 1115 01:16:14,939 --> 01:16:16,107 Sure. 1116 01:16:16,273 --> 01:16:19,527 I wrote it, like, a hundred years ago, 1117 01:16:19,693 --> 01:16:22,947 and I just figured out the middle eight. 1118 01:16:37,502 --> 01:16:40,171 You guys are acting funny. 1119 01:16:40,338 --> 01:16:41,881 I'm sensing something. 1120 01:16:42,048 --> 01:16:45,801 - No, just listening to the music. - Yeah, it's a great song. 1121 01:16:46,009 --> 01:16:48,220 - It's good. - Hundred years ago? 1122 01:16:48,429 --> 01:16:50,973 - That's way ahead of its time. - Holds up. 1123 01:16:51,181 --> 01:16:52,433 I have to make a pee. 1124 01:16:52,641 --> 01:16:54,768 [growls] 1125 01:16:54,935 --> 01:16:56,437 Good for you. 1126 01:17:00,940 --> 01:17:03,901 - What's wrong with him? - He's not feeling well. 1127 01:17:04,068 --> 01:17:06,362 - We're all going to die. - Hugo... 1128 01:17:08,489 --> 01:17:10,366 Let him speak. 1129 01:17:11,992 --> 01:17:15,162 I'm... Sorry. Too scared. Can't speak. 1130 01:17:16,329 --> 01:17:18,457 What's he got to be scared about? 1131 01:17:20,333 --> 01:17:22,210 What's going on? 1132 01:17:22,919 --> 01:17:24,337 He's French-Canadian. 1133 01:17:25,797 --> 01:17:27,256 That's for giving me a dirty needle. 1134 01:17:27,423 --> 01:17:31,719 [deep sing-song voice] You missed my heart. 1135 01:17:40,061 --> 01:17:41,561 I'm on your team. 1136 01:17:46,816 --> 01:17:49,361 This is how you repay me. 1137 01:17:49,527 --> 01:17:52,238 I gave you immortality. 1138 01:17:52,405 --> 01:17:56,325 I gave you a record deal. 1139 01:17:57,076 --> 01:18:00,245 - You killed our drummer! - Drummers die. 1140 01:18:00,412 --> 01:18:01,497 But you... 1141 01:18:01,705 --> 01:18:04,708 Did you really think you could kill me? 1142 01:18:04,917 --> 01:18:09,046 You're a joke, a mere distraction. 1143 01:18:09,254 --> 01:18:11,547 That's all we were supposed to be, asshole. 1144 01:18:11,714 --> 01:18:13,341 It's over. 1145 01:18:14,675 --> 01:18:16,969 Van Helsig. 1146 01:18:17,178 --> 01:18:18,888 You killed her. 1147 01:18:19,097 --> 01:18:22,100 Who? I kill a lot of people. 1148 01:18:22,308 --> 01:18:25,477 You killed... 1149 01:18:25,644 --> 01:18:29,564 ...the most beautiful thing in the whole world. 1150 01:18:29,773 --> 01:18:31,817 Did I? 1151 01:18:32,025 --> 01:18:35,862 One thing's for sure: I'm going to kill you. 1152 01:18:39,949 --> 01:18:42,910 I'm not afraid of evil any longer. 1153 01:18:43,869 --> 01:18:45,996 I will have vengeance. 1154 01:18:46,163 --> 01:18:49,333 [Queeny] No, Eddie, you can't. 1155 01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:51,001 I didn't kill her. 1156 01:18:51,168 --> 01:18:52,628 You're a liar! 1157 01:18:52,795 --> 01:18:54,129 - [gunshot] - [Hugo yells] 1158 01:18:54,295 --> 01:18:59,175 My leg! You shot Hugo, you bastard! 1159 01:18:59,342 --> 01:19:01,302 [Queeny] I didn't kill her, Eddie. 1160 01:19:01,511 --> 01:19:04,681 I just freed her from you. 1161 01:19:04,889 --> 01:19:07,434 - [gunshot] - [Hugo yells] 1162 01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:10,602 - Why Hugo? - Man, I'm sorry. I... 1163 01:19:10,769 --> 01:19:12,730 - I'm sorry, man. - [Queeny] She's alive. 1164 01:19:12,896 --> 01:19:16,734 Well, I guess technically she's dead. 1165 01:19:16,942 --> 01:19:20,195 But she's dominating the charts over in Japan. 1166 01:19:20,404 --> 01:19:22,197 Has been for 30 years. 1167 01:19:22,364 --> 01:19:24,574 - [gunshot] - [Hugo] Goddamn dick! 1168 01:19:24,741 --> 01:19:27,452 Don't fire if you can't see! 1169 01:19:33,916 --> 01:19:35,418 It's true, Eddie. 1170 01:19:35,585 --> 01:19:37,128 Danielle? 1171 01:19:39,629 --> 01:19:41,423 You're alive? 1172 01:19:41,590 --> 01:19:43,216 And you're dead! 1173 01:19:45,552 --> 01:19:47,596 [heavy metal music] 1174 01:20:08,448 --> 01:20:11,451 - [groaning] - [Tyler] Oh, shit! 1175 01:20:12,160 --> 01:20:15,830 - Mother...! - Christ! 1176 01:20:16,706 --> 01:20:17,957 [Jennifer] What's happening? 1177 01:20:18,124 --> 01:20:21,877 You're returning to what you were before, out-of-work musicians. 1178 01:20:22,086 --> 01:20:25,339 You better hold still. It's gonna hurt. 1179 01:20:25,923 --> 01:20:27,633 Eddie? 1180 01:20:27,841 --> 01:20:29,551 I don't feel good. 1181 01:20:33,180 --> 01:20:34,431 Oh. 1182 01:20:34,598 --> 01:20:37,767 Oh, yes, you do. 1183 01:20:40,228 --> 01:20:42,855 - Jennifer? - Yeah? 1184 01:20:43,022 --> 01:20:45,566 I'm sorry I called you a monster. 1185 01:20:45,775 --> 01:20:47,235 That's OK. 1186 01:20:47,402 --> 01:20:49,028 You also called her a treacherous bitch. 1187 01:20:49,195 --> 01:20:50,570 - Hugo. - Can we talk about this later? 1188 01:20:50,737 --> 01:20:54,866 Yep, yep. Agh! Jesus Christ! 1189 01:20:59,496 --> 01:21:02,999 ♪ And it brings back And it brings back 1190 01:21:03,208 --> 01:21:07,253 ♪ Those old emotions ♪ 1191 01:21:11,257 --> 01:21:13,801 - Did you have fun? - Yeah, yeah. 1192 01:21:14,009 --> 01:21:16,762 Your mother's a very competent charades player. 1193 01:21:16,929 --> 01:21:19,306 Yeah, she sure is. 1194 01:21:19,473 --> 01:21:21,933 It's great that we get to see them so much more often now. 1195 01:21:22,100 --> 01:21:25,270 Yeah, it is. It's nice. Everything's nice. 1196 01:21:26,354 --> 01:21:29,107 Do you... do you ever miss it? 1197 01:21:29,274 --> 01:21:32,694 I... I don't miss being sick in the sunlight. 1198 01:21:32,861 --> 01:21:36,196 No, I meant playing in a band. Music? 1199 01:21:36,363 --> 01:21:39,324 Yeah. Sometimes. 1200 01:21:40,826 --> 01:21:44,163 - Screw it. We're better off. - Way better off. 1201 01:21:45,372 --> 01:21:47,666 You ever look into those pottery classes? 1202 01:21:47,833 --> 01:21:49,250 [thud] 1203 01:21:49,417 --> 01:21:51,210 - What's that? - We got a flat. 1204 01:21:51,919 --> 01:21:53,463 Pull over. 1205 01:21:58,926 --> 01:22:00,803 Great. 1206 01:22:10,937 --> 01:22:12,564 What is it? 1207 01:22:12,773 --> 01:22:15,484 Nothing. I just, uh... 1208 01:22:15,650 --> 01:22:17,444 I'll get the jack. 1209 01:22:25,868 --> 01:22:29,038 Oh, shit! There's no spare. 1210 01:22:30,790 --> 01:22:34,542 - No. - Can I be of some assistance? 1211 01:22:34,709 --> 01:22:38,713 - Nice outfits. - Hey, we got a flat tyre. 1212 01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:40,840 Yes, I see. 1213 01:22:41,007 --> 01:22:42,967 We don't have a spare. Any way you can give us a ride? 1214 01:22:43,176 --> 01:22:46,513 - Well, of course. - Jen! No. 1215 01:22:48,514 --> 01:22:49,932 Where's your car? 1216 01:22:50,641 --> 01:22:53,435 I have other means of transportation. 1217 01:22:53,602 --> 01:22:55,229 Tell me I'm dreaming. 1218 01:22:55,437 --> 01:22:57,064 Welcome to my nightmare: 1219 01:22:57,231 --> 01:23:00,192 Charades, matching sweaters, pottery class. 1220 01:23:00,359 --> 01:23:03,611 No, this is over. We killed the queen vampire. 1221 01:23:03,778 --> 01:23:07,448 No, you killed a 300-year-old vampire named Queeny. 1222 01:23:07,657 --> 01:23:12,286 I'm from a much older breed. What you kids call "old school". 1223 01:23:12,495 --> 01:23:14,956 - Are you gonna kill us? - Totally. 1224 01:23:16,290 --> 01:23:18,500 - Just let her go, OK? - Relax, Romeo. 1225 01:23:18,709 --> 01:23:21,253 I'm just here to set you free, again. 1226 01:23:22,045 --> 01:23:24,881 Hey, let's put the old band back together. 1227 01:23:25,090 --> 01:23:27,134 We're gonna need a new drummer. 1228 01:23:28,093 --> 01:23:29,970 I know just the guy. 1229 01:23:30,971 --> 01:23:33,764 - Wait a second. - Come on. 1230 01:23:36,142 --> 01:23:38,352 ♪ L'm your lover 1231 01:23:38,561 --> 01:23:40,104 ♪ l'm your brother 1232 01:23:40,271 --> 01:23:42,231 ♪ l'm your killer 1233 01:23:42,398 --> 01:23:44,525 ♪ l'm your friend 1234 01:23:44,692 --> 01:23:46,401 ♪ l'm your teacher 1235 01:23:46,568 --> 01:23:48,528 ♪ l'm your preacher 1236 01:23:48,737 --> 01:23:52,323 ♪ l'm the reaper in the end... 1237 01:23:54,242 --> 01:23:56,619 It's over! 1238 01:23:56,786 --> 01:23:58,329 [man] Is that better? 1239 01:23:58,496 --> 01:24:01,999 I just fancy breaking out into song, you know, right here, right now. 1240 01:24:02,166 --> 01:24:04,126 Why I'm the only one who don't get a song? 1241 01:24:04,335 --> 01:24:06,378 [man] Ready, and... 1242 01:24:07,880 --> 01:24:10,632 - ..frame. - [sings] It's over! 1243 01:24:10,799 --> 01:24:12,760 Action. 1244 01:24:12,968 --> 01:24:14,136 It's over. 1245 01:24:14,345 --> 01:24:18,181 ♪ L'm the reaper in the end 1246 01:24:18,389 --> 01:24:20,767 ♪ Along came a spider 1247 01:24:22,518 --> 01:24:25,938 ♪ Crept up beside her 1248 01:24:26,105 --> 01:24:30,567 ♪ Spun his web deep lnside her 1249 01:24:30,734 --> 01:24:35,030 ♪ My darkness will guide her 1250 01:24:35,405 --> 01:24:39,242 ♪ I am the spider 1251 01:24:39,409 --> 01:24:43,246 ♪ I am the spider 1252 01:24:43,455 --> 01:24:47,458 ♪ I am the spider 1253 01:24:47,625 --> 01:24:51,879 ♪ I am the spider 1254 01:24:59,469 --> 01:25:01,513 ♪ You're my sinner 1255 01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:03,473 ♪ You're my dinner 1256 01:25:03,682 --> 01:25:05,558 ♪ My llttle puppet 1257 01:25:05,725 --> 01:25:07,310 ♪ Let's pretend 1258 01:25:07,477 --> 01:25:11,940 ♪ You're the cure to my affliction 1259 01:25:12,148 --> 01:25:16,610 ♪ My addiction till the end 1260 01:25:16,777 --> 01:25:20,698 ♪ Along came a spider 1261 01:25:20,906 --> 01:25:24,326 ♪ Crept up beside her 1262 01:25:24,535 --> 01:25:28,913 ♪ Spun his web deep inside her 1263 01:25:29,122 --> 01:25:33,584 ♪ My darkness will guide her 1264 01:25:33,751 --> 01:25:37,797 ♪ I am the spider 1265 01:25:37,964 --> 01:25:41,968 ♪ I am the spider 1266 01:25:42,135 --> 01:25:46,138 ♪ I am the spider 1267 01:25:46,304 --> 01:25:50,392 ♪ I am the spider 1268 01:25:51,727 --> 01:25:54,521 ♪ I was born to this 1269 01:25:54,688 --> 01:25:57,523 ♪ Not something to strive for 1270 01:25:57,690 --> 01:26:00,943 ♪ Not something to even admire 1271 01:26:01,110 --> 01:26:03,070 ♪ Unless, of course 1272 01:26:03,237 --> 01:26:06,741 ♪ It's done with the greatest of taste 1273 01:26:06,907 --> 01:26:11,953 ♪ Conviction and expertise 1274 01:26:13,705 --> 01:26:17,625 ♪ I am the spider 1275 01:26:23,506 --> 01:26:25,884 ♪ Along came a spider 1276 01:26:27,634 --> 01:26:31,055 ♪ Crept up beside her 1277 01:26:31,221 --> 01:26:35,684 ♪ Spun his web deep inside her 1278 01:26:35,851 --> 01:26:40,314 ♪ My darkness will guide her 1279 01:26:40,522 --> 01:26:44,359 ♪ I am the spider 1280 01:26:44,525 --> 01:26:48,363 ♪ I am the spider 1281 01:26:48,571 --> 01:26:52,575 ♪ I am the spider 1282 01:26:52,742 --> 01:26:56,995 ♪ I am the spider ♪ 1283 01:27:32,779 --> 01:27:35,240 [♪ Going Nowhere] 1284 01:27:42,246 --> 01:27:46,458 ♪ Don't know how to begin 1285 01:27:46,625 --> 01:27:50,462 ♪ Open road is closing ln 1286 01:27:50,671 --> 01:27:54,716 ♪ We're getting far from where we've been 1287 01:27:54,882 --> 01:27:57,510 ♪ And where we're going 1288 01:27:59,137 --> 01:28:03,683 ♪ And where we going anyway? 1289 01:28:12,149 --> 01:28:16,445 ♪ Don't know how to explain 1290 01:28:16,611 --> 01:28:20,449 ♪ Open road, expecting rain 1291 01:28:20,657 --> 01:28:24,493 ♪ We're getting far from where we came 1292 01:28:24,702 --> 01:28:29,248 ♪ And where we're going 1293 01:28:29,415 --> 01:28:33,461 ♪ And where we going anyway? 1294 01:28:33,627 --> 01:28:37,839 - ♪ Going nowhere - ♪ Going nowhere 1295 01:28:38,006 --> 01:28:41,843 ♪ Coming down 1296 01:28:42,010 --> 01:28:46,473 - ♪ Going nowhere - ♪ Going nowhere 1297 01:28:46,639 --> 01:28:49,893 ♪ Coming down 1298 01:29:02,738 --> 01:29:06,241 ♪ You ain't going nowhere 1299 01:29:07,450 --> 01:29:12,080 ♪ Ain't going nowhere any day 1300 01:29:12,246 --> 01:29:16,417 - ♪ Going nowhere - ♪ Going nowhere 1301 01:29:16,584 --> 01:29:19,212 ♪ Coming down 1302 01:29:20,838 --> 01:29:25,008 - ♪ Going nowhere - ♪ Going nowhere 1303 01:29:25,175 --> 01:29:28,512 ♪ Coming down 1304 01:29:29,388 --> 01:29:33,558 - ♪ Going nowhere - ♪ Going nowhere 1305 01:29:33,725 --> 01:29:36,727 ♪ Coming down 1306 01:29:38,020 --> 01:29:42,108 - ♪ Going nowhere - ♪ Going nowhere 1307 01:29:42,274 --> 01:29:45,611 ♪ Coming down 1308 01:29:46,529 --> 01:29:47,947 ♪ l'm coming down 1309 01:29:48,114 --> 01:29:50,657 ♪ 'Cause I'm going nowhere 1310 01:29:50,824 --> 01:29:52,283 ♪ Coming down 1311 01:29:52,450 --> 01:29:54,828 ♪ 'Cause I'm going nowhere 1312 01:29:54,995 --> 01:29:56,538 ♪ l'm coming down 1313 01:29:56,705 --> 01:29:59,165 ♪ 'Cause I'm going nowhere 1314 01:29:59,374 --> 01:30:02,210 ♪ l'm coming down ♪ 1315 01:30:02,410 --> 01:30:10,409 Retailrip and sync by: RuBricK www.NorSub.com100440